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what do you mean you can't see me anymore

listen you know

this is just gonna be a temporary thing

I found someone I can settle down with I'm sorry

wow well

that really sucks and over the phone too nice

I'm only doing it over the phone

because I know you won't see the person

please you got to understand how hard this is for me

for you how hard it is for you

you know what fuck you Evan

hey sweetie

hey how are you doing

um

I want you to meet somebody really who

well I've been seeing a guy the past few months and um

it's getting kind of serious

he wants to get married

does he know you have an adopted daughter

don't call yourself that you're my daughter period

well who is he

why haven't I met him yet

well I wanted to be sure that he was really Mr right

before I introduced you to him

and now you're sure

yeah yeah

now I am

he's the guy for me

he's warm and funny and caring

and I think you guys are really gonna hit it off

so when do I meet this dude

tonight

he'll be here in an hour

I invited him over for dinner

I can't wait for you to meet her wow

all the way to the top of the stairs hahaha

introduce you

London this is Evan

Evan

my daughter London

hello London

hello

so London

Evan and I have been talking and um

we decided that we should um

all move into his place

he's got a really big house and um

it just makes more sense

well

that's pretty sudden

well it doesn't have to be right away

but you know

soon

well let's

let's uh

let's

let her feel a little more comfortable with the idea

first honey

I mean this is a lot to drop on a person at once

thank you Evan

you're so thoughtful

hopefully I'll find someone like you one day

excuse me I'm just gonna go to the little girls room

you two get better acquainted I'll be right back

you left me for my mother

I didn't know that was your mother

what are the chances

you guys don't even look alike

adopted you jerk

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I can't believe this is happening

London your mother can never know about this

we have to forget everything that ever happened with us

how can I

so how are you guys doing

think you can uh

stand to live with each other

absolutely it's gonna be fantastic

right London

sure mom I've always wanted a dad

where's my mom

um she's at the gym

I think or

or somewhere

so are you unpacked

do you like your new room

it's fabulous

it's weird I finally get to see where you live

look I know this is hard

but you have to trust me and in time

this will just all be better

do you really think so

I don't know

I'm just

gonna keep saying it until it starts to sound true

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