Original subtitles

Facial recognition.

Praise be to you, great Zorglubanovichowskinovakoloskov!

You.

Me?

I did not hear you.

Praised be,

grande Zorglubanovitchowskinovokoloskov!

...no-VA-koloskov.

- I'm just an intern. - Yes.

It's my first day.

Don't be nervous, young man.

Everything will be fine.

Look. It's beautiful, isn't it?

- Yes, very. - Press here.

- I may? - It's allright.

...no-VA-koloskov.

Our volunteer is ready.

Show our glorious hero.

He's really excited. Is he anxious?

I understand.

This man is about to become the first Zorgluman.

The world will enter a new era.

And all thanks to me.

Test number four thousand...

That's number one.

And that.

That's it.

It worked.

Humanity will finally kneel before me.

Six billion Zorglumans! Six billion human beings...

ready to follow a single voice.

Mine.

Today, my friends, the last letter of the alphabet...

will become the first letter...

of humanity!

I die of love for you.

I'm dying of love for you I get the feeling.

It's the formula.

We are not able to stabilize.

But if maybe we summon the...

- O? - O...

Champignac.

Just to ask for your expert opinion,

your point of view, maybe, who knows, it will help us.

Mary, Claudius.

Go after... Champignac.

- Let's go after Champignac! - Let's go after Champignac!

I'm not deaf!

- Let's go after Champignac! - Let's go after Champignac!

I've heard!

It's a good idea! Champignac!

You will see. We will finally make it.

THE ADVENTURES OF SPIROU AND FANTASIO 54 Translation: G-Translate Corrections: Marten

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey guys. - Hey.

Here we go.

Madam.

Hello, Mrs. Dassault.

Nice to see you again.

Emile?

Emile?

Emile?

Emile!

At your service.

Goodbye, ma'am.

- Your paper, sir. - I don't believe!

Very sorry!

Okay, it's done.

- A red porter with a hat. - And red hair!

Let's do everything possible...

A red-haired porter?

There are no red-haired porters here.

My wallet.

Someone stole my wallet!

- Stop pushing that loose. - No, it's stuck.

- Don't push, goofy. - I heard this.

We're trapped in the revolving door!

Kid, I have a company press conference! Bring the manager!

Is there a problem, sir?

My press conference starts in ten minutes.

- We'll do what we can. - And tell your porter...

The porter?

Let me guess, is he a redhead?

I'll call security.

Room service.

- The boss wants to see you. - He is sure?

Right.

I call him Champicopterus.

Only for extreme urgency, preferably outside.

- This is insane. - Yes, completely insane.

The fuel is extracted from the Boletus Satanus,

a mushroom rich in Ruthenium.

- Mushroom? - Yes.

They are incredible creatures, with infinite and revolutionary uses.

For example, see this.

A beautiful Laccaria Laccata, genetically modified by me.

Your powers are priceless.

- That? Invaluable? - Yes.

I'm talking about hitherto undiscovered possibilities.

Must be worth millions...

I am...

common...

problem.

A problem, yes. Me too.

The incubation period is very, very long.

On the other hand, your reflexes are practically non-existent,

which means that the dose of sulfur polypores...

It's great.

I call it Contralesma.

Pulse? Fast pulse. Hyperactive individual.

Warm. Elevated temperature.

Dilated pupils. Slight strabismus.

You're cross-eyed and maybe dyslexic too.

No sign of higher education.

Null parental authority.

Now I understand your penchant for petty theft.

But this... is mine. Ready.

- Count? - Yes?

I'm sorry to bother you,

but we're looking for a thief disguised as a porter.

- Is he a redhead? - Yeah, he's a redhead.

Average height? Charming boy?

You saw him?

Just knocked over my tray.

But he got away.

- Good chase! - Thanks.

Sorry, I didn't introduce myself.

Pacôme Hegésippe Adelard Ladislas, or "The Count" de Champignac.

And you?

Spir...

- You are wonderful. - Yes?

I also lost my wallet.

Seccotine?

Fantasio, how are you?

- I am fine. - How funny.

Are you here for the press conference?

- I didn't know there would be one. - Are you busy?

No, I came to visit a friend.

- A friend? - Yes.

In a hotel?

Zantafio?

He is waiting for me in his room, on an animal skin,

with a sculptural and hairy chest.

He's crazy with desire.

There are two types of people...

Those who think they are right and those who don't?

- No, some... - Call you back and others don't?

No.

Some are ethical and some are not.

Guess what type you are.

- From the first. - No.

Are you the type of person who just...

Tell me...

- Have you gained weight? - No!

I spit out my coffee, it's not my jacket.

Thanks. Have a good day.

Suite of the Count Champignac.

- This is the room. - Thanks.

- Take care. - Sorry.

- Fantasio! - Yes!

Sorry, you are not on the list of journalists.

It's "Fantasio", with an "F."

It's because some people spell it with "Ph."

- Hello! - Hello!

I understand.

Zantafio sent you to cut my name?

- No shack, please. - Don't worry.

I'm not making a shack!

I don't even need this interview.

I was just passing through.

There! Calm!

Pacome, you cannot experiment on anyone you meet.

Science never stops, my dear.

By the way...

I have your Demetalizer.

Thank you, Seccotine.

That's what I managed to save. Zorglub's men took everything.

Didn't they hurt your mother?

No, she hid in the kitchen cupboard.

That little closet?

She is flexible, incredibly flexible.

It's like a vine, a dream come true.

Don't worry, it will pass. It always passes.

Good...

often.

- Pacôme? - Yes?

What do you mean by flexible?

You are making a big mistake.

Then don't come crying.

"I lost my job, I messed with people I shouldn't have."

Alright, I get it. My patience has a limit!

- No shocks. - What?

- These are Zorglub's orders. - How do you know that?

Because it's Zorglub's orders.

- When did you talk to him? - I don't know.

- Don't know? - No.

Don't know? How do you not know?

I don't know.

- I didn't understand. - You go there, I'll stay here.

It hadn't been clear.

Zorglub will do anything for my formula.

What formula?

- I don't believe. - What it was?

What did you not understand about not using shocks?

Let's go.

You are very lucky...

because I love this suit.

Otherwise...

But what dead weight!

Does he talk often?

Depends, two to three times a day.

Has this been a while?

- What is your age? - Same as yours.

No, I'm older. I left first.

It's because I let it.

- No. - It was.

- You did it on purpose. - Perhaps.

Look.

Good morning lady.

Seccotine is here?

Are you on her team? Did she come to work?

Can't say anything?

Is it a scoop?

It wouldn't surprise me.

I know her well, I taught her everything.

I'm going in to see her.

- No, no, no. - It is forbidden to run!

- What it was? - Are you deaf? No shocks!

Relax.

See if...

tune in!

I'm sorry, but why did they kidnap the old man?

- For the mushroom? - Champignac.

- Let her go! - Got crazy?

- You? - Champignac!

Stop them!

Don't push her loose.

Seccotine!

It was time!

The scoop!

I had the mushroom!

It's over, we'll never get her.

Hope!

I have a pain in my side, I think it's a ruptured spleen.

You, wait there!

No, stay where you are!

No no!

Never do that again!

I'm sure she found something!

- Hang in the back! - I'm doing what I can!

Can you see anything?

- There! - Take care!

There! It's there!

Go fast! Faster!

You are too heavy.

- You don't know how to fly. - Shut up.

- Tell me one thing. - What?

Do you know how to land this thing?

Of course yes!

Sorry.

Stop, don't move.

Environmental Service and Public Health.

Bérengère, have you been warned?

Yeah, it wasn't.

Eczematous Canibalophagus fleas were found in her closet.

I need to check your blouse.

- Clear. - I have to check it out.

Infested. Now the shirt.

He is sure? I do not see anything.

Do you want to end like this?

Thanks. Excuse me.

With that backpack and those buttons, you'll be here for hours.

Just a moment, I'm going.

Is this machine broken? I have nothing else except...

my keys.

They nestle in the shoe.

Pass the hat.

Wow, it's horrible.

I'll take the bag too. Leather produces countless...

- I'll take it to the lab. - But I have a flight now.

Think of the fleas!

I'll wait here.

Please people. I have nothing else.

- Please! - What you...

That woman is not a stewardess, she is a journalist!

Stop her!

Sorry, I've never seen him before.

But he looks really weird.

Yes of course.

Gantagwa City, it must be hot there.

That's why I brought my smallest bikini.

The smallest of the smallest...

That's enough, you can go.

Thanks. Goodbye.

If you want to be alone, tell me.

Want to work alone?

I thought we were a team.

- Are we a duo or not? - Of course we are.

We are not, because a double conversation.

If Zorglub had called me, yes, but he didn't, and I would have told him.

You were always his favorite.

- Are you jealous? - Jealousy? No way.

Are you jealous.

Excuse me!

You are violating press freedom. What else do you want?

What do you think?

See, a plane!

What is that?

- Damn, the porter. - Damn, the porter.

No no!

Does not work.

I'm going to fix it.

That little porter in that little red uniform.

I do not like it.

Attack!

Attack!

Do not move!

- The chest was right here. - Seccotine too!

If you hadn't left me there...

When this is over, you'll never see me again.

Better for me, you slow me down.

Luckily, I know which flight they took.

Going.

Going, going.

- What there was? - He's having seizures.

Get a heart massage!

Mouth to mouth! Show initiative!

Alright, it's over.

Good, have a good day.

What they did?

For Zorglub, his best friend.

No!

You, over there. You two there. Let's get them!

- Gantagwa City, are you sure? - Yes, with Seccotine's bikini.

With what?

I know someone who can take us.

I guess. Look, I don't have any money.

Don't worry, leave it to me.

That's my wallet!

True.

You did better on this one.

It's a vacation photo, I won...

I got a tan.

This is normal?

I'm not liking this at all.

Are you scared now?

Is it your first plane trip?

It flies higher than your backpack.

- It's because I prefer to fly. - You liar.

- Just like Seccotine. - You're obsessed with her.

No, I don't give a shit.

So why did you come?

Remember the Alvejactose scandal?

- No. - It was my big scoop.

Only that Seccotine passed on my information

for that Zantafio!

- The TV guy? - Yes, he's my cousin!

You are jealous because they date.

- I am not jealous. - Yes, you are.

- I'm not. - Yes, you are.

It's not jealousy, she owes me another scoop.

And why are you after Champignac?

- I can't leave him like this. - AND?

And he is a genius.

AND?

His mushroom is worth millions.

And are you going to steal it too?

I saw something move. There, in the suitcases.

- No. - Yes, I saw!

Was it you?

- He's going to attack! - No, he saved my life.

Don't touch it, they are full of germs.

No, he's cute.

What shall we call it?

Spip!

Spip, Spirou. Like me, only shorter.

- Is your name Spirou? - Yes.

It's my nickname.

Nice to meet you, I'm Fantasio.

What a silly nickname.

It's not a nickname.

This is normal?

They're at the Grand Palace.

- When we get there... - I'll change.

Not even. As a loader, you have unrestricted access.

The Tuaregs wear woolen jelabas and don't complain.

- Come on, are you okay? - I am yes.

No, you are sick.

- What? - Play sick.

Right!

Make way, he's sick and terribly contagious!

It's my son, we have to go to the hospital.

WELCOME TO GANTAGWA.

Just remember.

- I search the lobby and you, the rooms. - But of course.

It's a lobby and several rooms. Seems fair?

So let's switch.

I'm not a porter.

Me neither.

- Try to look like one. - What are you saying?

Helpful, courteous and polite. Like a porter.

- Like a slave. - Always has the last word!

In two hours, on the big chandelier.

- What if you don't have one? - Full stop.

There is always a big chandelier.

- I'm going to change clothes. - Full stop.

- It's not my fault if... - Period!

Come on, hurry up.

- I do not like it. - It is okay.

Thanks.

You would make a good porter.

- Did you arrest him? - We did.

- It's securely fastened. - Yes.

- Completely stuck. - That's what I said.

- No chandelier. - No chandelier.

- I thought there always was. - So it is.

- AND? - Here...

there are many, but only the small ones.

- There's definitely a... - Period.

I am stuck.

Zorglub.

My old Pacome.

Old Zorglub.

I don't remember when we last met.

I believe it was the day I got him kicked out of college.

What a good time!

I can never truly thank you for that.

Today I would still be a lab assistant.

- And now... - You still can't do anything without me.

You must be hungry.

Do not waste your time.

I will never hand over the Champignonda formula .

- Zorglonda. - Champignonda.

I insist, it is a registered trademark.

Mushrooms!

Thank you Zorglub.

I invented it to control the population

- of rabbits in my state... - Stop.

Stop!

Are you still dyslexic when you get nervous?

I always said you were too hotheaded to be a scientist.

No, I'm not hot-tempered!

I'm not hot, you know?

- I'm very hungry! I say clam. - Calam... caml.

- Calm. Very calm. - Calm, yes.

- I'm calm! - Very calm, you can see it.

Pacôme.

Give me your formula...

and you will be named the greatest, no, second greatest...

scientist on the planet.

I love fresh bread.

You know, the purpose of science...

it is to relieve humanity of its scourges.

But you...

it is a scourge that wants to relieve itself of humanity.

So the answer is no.

No?

No.

- Not even? - Not even.

I received him as a friend, I prepared his favorite dishes

and asked politely.

But now, give me your formula!

You said it yourself, it's mine.

You will see, the reason will convince you.

- I hate this job. - Who cares? We found them!

While you weren't doing anything, I asked a cook

who knows a porter whose sister-in-law is a housekeeper.

- No, maid. - Room maid?

No, housekeeper.

Housekeeper. And she saw a man with a mean face and a woman

with a suitcase that looked like a trunk.

- Which room? - In the next.

What are you doing, Spirou?

What are you doing? Let's go!

Let's go!

Hands off!

Let's change places.

- It's the same thing. - I know.

- Seccotine! - What about her?

It's her hat.

Great. Let's go.

Maybe they kidnapped her.

- And you will be in front. - They could be torturing her.

- She can take care of herself. - It is true.

Wait, are you saying she's here of her own free will?

She would seduce Zorglub for information, like Zantafio.

- I won't let her! - Fantasio.

Fantasio, come back here!

He drives me crazy.

Fantasio.

- They are coming. - What?

I want daily updates until I return to base.

Affirmative.

This is my number. You have Claude's, but you can call me too.

Seccotine?

Seccotine?

Here it is!

So you really were kidnapped.

Let me go!

Thanks, would be nice.

- Now I remember. - What?

Why I stopped seeing him.

Saved your life and you act like this?

I refuse to discuss this now, let me out of here.

You are in no position to threaten me.

If you want me to let go...

tell me about the big scoop.

You are sick.

A secret base inside a volcano?

Brainwave control?

And truth.

- You only know how to lie. - Let go of me!

If they kill her, then don't come crying!

Wait! Fantasio, please.

Fantasio, please.

Fantasio, Fantasio!

Okay, I'm coming.

Tell me.

- Yes? - What material is this?

- What? - Your uniform.

My uniform?

I don't know, but it itches.

I can?

Yes she.

Too hot for Gantagwa.

I created a fabric for uniforms.

Lightweight, flexible and adaptable to the local climate.

I named him Zorglin.

Beautiful name.

Thank you I know.

- Is there anything there? - What?

There's something there.

- I'll take the stairs. - No, you first.

Wait, I'm with Secco...

Hello.

- Again, did you hear that? - No.

- A winch? - Exactly, a winch.

Came from here.

Moustache?

- Champignac? - A little squeak...

- They're full of germs! - That's what I always say.

For whom?

For hotel staff.

That's what I always tell them.

And for you too, young man.

Someone will still lose their job because of those squirrels...

that keep popping up.

- Hold this for me. - Do something!

Fantasio, do something!

Very good. Good morning gentlemen.

- Where is he? - He was here!

Help me, I'm allergic to dust.

- Where are you? - Right here.

I don't know where "here" is.

Count, I'm Fantasio, reporter for the newspaper Mosquito.

- Or almost. - Pleasure.

It's weird talking to people we're not seeing.

I wouldn't dare to ask, but since I just got rid of Zorglub.

You? I was there too.

Would you grant me an exclusive interview?

Conde?

Champignac?

How did you do it?

With my Laccaria Laccata.

Genetically modified by me.

I dare not ask, but since I've rid you of Zorglub...

grant me...

Tell me you didn't eat it!

- The mushroom that was worth millions? - Exactly.

Silly, isn't it?

You could have left some for me. Just a little million.

I've always been unlucky.

What?

- What do we do now? - The usual.

- You've gone too far. - I'm very unstable.

- What there was? - I'm fed up.

He didn't even want my number.

Excuse me.

He told me he adores her, he said, "I adore Marie."

He even said, "She's a beautiful little thing."

Pretty little thing? Certainly not.

- What a pain in the ass. - No, I am not!

Not you, her.

- I'll finish her off. - Right, right.

I hate that squirrel.

Champignac?

Lord Count?

Wake up, we have to find him.

Enough for me.

- But what about Champignac? - I'm not bothered.

You're just a half-assed little thief.

I don't stand behind girls who snub me.

I don't abandon my friends.

It is serious?

So I'm your friend?

The truth...

is that without me you would still be stuck in that hotel.

"I ruptured my spleen."

Now I understand why you are always alone.

Spirou, hope!

It's all scratched up, the paint has flaws, the trunk has broken and has holes.

It's wrecked, I'm not going to drive it.

- You can fix it. - I'm leaving now.

Do you try to sell for any thousand?

Sure, I sell for a thousand.

It's not that, it was a way of talking.

- I don't have all that. - I'll do it for 500.

How funny...

I found more in my pocket.

I don't do it for less than 500.

We'll take it, and two gallons of gas too.

Of course, closed.

True, it's silly to part because of a misunderstanding.

If you stop to think...

we make a good team.

I'm the brain. Bossy, I admit.

You are the legs. Drive.

Turn off the engine!

Get out of the car! Get out of the car! Get out of the car!

What are you doing?

Careful!

Have you completely lost your mind?

Turn, turn!

Do you know what they call what you just made?

It's called theft.

Did you stop to think about the seller?

He might be in need of the money.

to pay for his son's school.

What is the child going to do now?

You ended your dreams.

Be still, we don't always have choices.

- We do. - No.

Do you think I like to steal?

What do your parents say?

I will make a proposal.

Help me with the scoop and you'll get paid for it.

But you have to stop picking up coins and gems.

- Are you going to pay me? - Yes.

- Are you really going to? - Yes!

Okay, we can share.

Not a chance, I don't want to get hurt. I only split it in half, no more.

I was thinking of sticking with 30%.

But I'm happy to stick with 50%.

Stop.

I can't, I'm driving.

We are lost.

We've been through here, we should be there.

And now we are here.

- What? - Open your map.

I was right, the volcano must be over there.

- We're here. - No, we're here.

We've been through here.

- Can I ask you something? - He can.

- Who's driving? - I.

Watch.

- It was your fault! - My?

From your map!

- Was I driving? - It was the copilot!

- Turn right. - From what?

Right!

- The other right. - To the right of what?

One hill, another hill...

- Is this a volcano? - No, another hill.

Check this out, Kiwialjahro.

We'll be there in a few hours.

If your friend is there, we'll find him.

I've already gone up the north and west side.

I survived two decompressions.

It's enough.

Seccotine!

It's okay, I know them.

- Spirou, are you okay? - Thanks for abandoning us.

I thought they were already there.

You'll do anything for a scoop, "Roubatine."

Very good.

- Is that lunatic with you? - Never.

I heard this.

He'll just take you to the nearest gym.

I know how to lift weights too.

- Shut up. - Teddy is a guide and will help us.

If I depend on you, I will fail.

Can't disagree with that.

Wait, I didn't buckle up.

- Let's go ahead, right? - And disappear again? Never.

You don't know the way.

I'm not blind.

Fantasio, watch out!

- Worried about your puncture, Roubatine? - You are ridiculous.

There's someone shooting at us.

- It's not a race. - I disagree.

You missed, I told you to shoot first.

I made a mistake, did I?

- They're shooting! - Let's overtake them.

- Again! - Again why?

- You've been wrong before. - What a day?

On Monday!

Stay here.

I am stuck.

Do not play.

It could explode at any time.

Fantasio, come out quickly! The car is on fire!

No, too late.

I don't abandon my friends.

let me go!

Are you well?

Quick, run!

It wasn't that difficult.

- I know, I did it. - How it is?

Fantasio.

You scared me this time.

- Thanks. - No problem.

You are sick, sick!

- Teddy, wait! - Don't leave us here!

- They were shooting at us! - AND!

- Shooting at us? - That's what I tried to say!

Let's go.

- Where? - This way.

We don't have a car, nothing.

- Fast. - Right.

We should go back to Gantagwa and get ready.

I will not abandon Champignac.

- It's not just you here. - What?

A Demetalizer should come in handy here.

Wait for me.

Are you really behind a scoop?

- Because he thinks... - I don't care what he thinks.

- So Zantafio... - I never worked with him.

But...

But?

What?

I don't understand.

People!

- If we sleep? - No.

- Kiss? - Yes.

No, no kisses.

Strange.

What are you doing?

Gantagwa stays over there. Then it will be too late.

Did she talk about Zantafio?

- What is she up to? - She never worked with him.

But...

But what?

What?

Strange.

How do you plan on getting water, you know-it-alls?

They say fresh manure from dromedaries

contains a fluid rich in nutrients.

Great idea if you like to eat poop.

It's not for eating, we squeeze the juice.

- People. - What it was?

Shut up.

I want water, I want water.

I want water.

See, it's water.

Wait for me!

I'm thirsty, come back!

Come here!

I want to drink you!

- What is she doing? - She's chasing her squirrel.

- Why? - You might want to adopt him.

I want to drink you!

I got!

Seccotin, it seems!

This is not a canteen!

There's no more?

Are you okay, Spip? Come here.

Sorry, friend.

I was going to share.

- Is your rodent okay? - It is.

- I need to sit down. - There's a bank over there. And a fountain.

I would have shared it with you, not him.

- Not with him? - No.

- Too young? - Too red.

I heard that.

I can take a little longer.

I can't anymore.

I am unable.

Nutrients.

Then?

How it is?

AND?

Okay, I'll take it too.

Just a little.

Water!

Water?

Water?

Water?

Water?

He is sure?

And water...

Pronto.

Did you see the size of this oasis?

You don't have to be so close.

It wasn't my fault, your foot is the color of salmon.

Come here, stay there.

Raise your arm, keep an eye on the water and wait for the fish.

When you see one, make sure it's not a foot...

and attack!

So, so! That.

Beautiful work.

Did you see? I take it easy, because I love nature.

I can see.

Hunt, fish, gather.

You're super agile, it's beautiful to see.

And truth.

There you are.

Praise be to you, great Zorglubanovichowskinovakoloskov.

Do people always have to yell your full name every time you appear?

Is this to hide an inferiority complex?

You are in the middle of nowhere.

Your friends are dead.

If I were you, I wouldn't be so presumptuous.

When I say dead, is it really dead?

Exactly.

Here she is, my child!

- What? - She's trying to tell us something.

- Turn up the volume. - Look, Big...

You do not need that.

It has no microphones.

- How it is? - They were too expensive.

That's what the purchasing department told me.

I said it should have at least one simple sound track.

- It is clear. - It's the bare minimum.

But she has good resolution!

- Good. - What did she say?

What did she say?

- Grillo... millo... - No, she said "armadillo."

No, she said "Zorglub"!

That's right.

She reminds me of her mother, she's identical.

A love.

Do you know what you're reminding me of?

A man in love, suffering in silence.

What's in this man's heart?

- There's not always a choice. - I thought there was.

- Fantasio. - Seccotin.

Let me tell you about my heart.

Seccotine, you're poking me.

Fantasio, wake up, we have company!

What are you doing here?

We have to split.

We steal the car, take Seccotine and run, right?

Listen, what happened there

it was just because I was sleeping.

Clear.

- What it was? - Footprints.

They are yours, your footprints.

It has no key.

- What are you saying? - There's no key.

Looking for it?

Of course, you want the car keys.

An exclusive interview with Zorglub.

This should make headlines.

What did you call me? "Roubatine"?

I liked it, how about you?

They loved it.

Facial recognition.

Voice recognition.

Claude.

- To enter, say "enter." - To enter.

To call a technician, say "Technician."

- To enter. - To exit, say "Exit."

To enter.

- State your choice. - To enter.

- Choice not understood. - To enter.

- State your choice. - To enter.

- Choice not understood. - To enter.

- Because it does not work? - Say please.

- To enter. - Say now.

- To enter. - Say now.

Facial recognition.

- Voice recognition. - Marie.

- Hello, Marie! How are you? - I am really well.

- And you? - Excellent. Want to come in?

- I would love. - You're welcome, Marie.

- It wasn't difficult. - Not even a little.

I can't understand what he's saying.

- Do not wait! - This one?

- And this one? - Invent some distraction!

Play an instrument, embroider, dance!

How about cooking?

- Stock market? - I'm not interested.

No interest.

The only thing that interests me...

- are the Zorglondas. - Mushrooms.

- Zorglondas. - Champignondas.

Let's start.

It's not hard to use Excel to get a promotion.

Our.

This place is insane.

Right in the middle of the desert.

The stone, the secret entrance. Bravo, Zorglub!

- You would never find it. - You're mean.

Fake.

Judas!

Allow me?

Spirou, I'm so sorry.

Traitor, two-face, scoundrel.

Hypocrite, motherf%*&.

What it was?

- Why didn't he recognize me? -His voice.

Demetalizer.

Then?

Who gained access to the secret Zorglub base?

- Who was? - You.

That's right.

Why didn't you say you would betray us?

It wouldn't do.

You didn't believe me about the scoop or about Zantafio, or Zorglub!

Was unable to believe me!

- I was a fool. - Yes, it was.

Very silly.

- Too silly. - Very, very silly.

- The greatest fool of fools. - The biggest one.

- A fool. - A cute little fool.

- I was totally silly. - Completely silly.

Yes.

A complete fool.

People!

Find Champignac.

- I will not abandon her. - Go!

Prisoners have escaped, notify Zorglub.

That's right, dear Pacome...

I get too distracted.

I'm a hothead.

- Too emotional. - Exactly.

Bring her.

- Pacôme! - Seccotin!

"Pacome! Seccotine!"

How touching.

However, my dear Pacome...

maybe I'm a little clumsy.

Pare!

So, the Zorglondas?

Will you give me the formula?

Pacome, for your sake, I hope it works.

The last guinea pig...

it didn't end well.

Seccotine!

You can thank me.

They will be heroes, patients zero.

The first Zorglumans.

- No no. - Forgive me.

It was my fault, dear Seccotine.

I miss your mother so much.

- Especially your... - Your what?

Start the test!

- No speech today, Grandiose... - No, no, no!

- Call me Bulgroz. - Did you mean Zorglub?

That's what I said.

More or less.

Starting in seconds.

We have to do something!

- I am going. - No, stay here.

Let go of me, I can't leave her.

- Fantasio, we are two against how many? - Many.

So it's useless to use force.

- We have to have a plan. - We have to have the plan.

- That's what I said. - No, you said "a" plan.

It's very vague. It has to be "the" plan.

- I understood. - About the situation...

You can release them.

Then.

What do we say?

Salve Zorglub!

It worked!

Salve Zorglub!

The world... is finally mine!

Start the planetary transmitter.

Bandana anti-Zorglonda.

You have one?

No, I don't.

It's not exactly how you wanted it, but...

Who cares?

Do I have to put it myself?

Of course you have one.

- It does not have? - No.

I always thought you did.

Beautiful work. What was the use of being a kiss-ass?

I've waited so long for this.

They're all mine.

Champignac...

So, Champignac, who's in charge now?

Ecov!

You! Ecov! It is me! Who's in charge?

Ecov!

I own it, I own it!

I am master of Champignac.

I own it, own it! I'm the new owner!

Its owner, the owner of the world!

I'm loving this!

It will be ready in two minutes.

You two are going to wet those pathetic feet in the lava.

What is the plan? The situation is urgent.

Spirou?

Spirou?

He abandoned me.

Seccotine!

Seccotine, no.

Looks like them!

It's me, Fantasio!

Planetary transmitter charged, great Zorglub!

Start.

Look at this!

No! No no!

No.

No...

No!

Hello!

What do you say?

Hail, Spirou!

Hail, Spirou!

Hail, Spirou!

Hail, Spirou!

Hail, Spirou!

Hail, Spirou!

You.

No, it was because of the spell.

Is this contraption going to get us out of here alive?

This contraption is called Champicóptero.

It has to be a name that ends with "pizza."

- I know. - Fantacopter.

I said "pizza"!

Tell me, Count...

I never found the landing button.

Of course not, it doesn't exist.

And couldn't you have warned them earlier?

Z FOR ZORGLUB THE DAY THE WORLD ALMOST WAS ZORGLUB

Sir.

Thanks.

I'm watching you.

Lucky for you to be patronized by the Count.

You will love me.

We will see.

Arctic One disappeared near Semchante.

- What an insane bore! - Insane!

- Insane. - Apparently.

In between.

Sorry I can not. Lambert is counting on me.

I need to stop this. Career advancement is important.

And at the bottom...

I'm not good at adventure.

What?

You should have seen the face they made!

- We were scared! - Fast.

Come on, come in.

- I'm going to change clothes. - Do not start.

- Are we a team now? - If you want, great.