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Hey roommate.
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You got a sec?
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Oh, of course, yeah.
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What's up?
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So I was thinking, since your birthday is
coming up in a few weeks,...
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...I wanted to do something special for you
and I found...
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...a psychic that will come to the house
and give you a full reading.
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What?
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Oh my god, that's so cool.
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Yeah.
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You know, you don't have to do that
though.
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No, please, it's my pleasure.
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I know we've only been roommates for a few
months, but I already feel like we're...
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besties and I just want to make sure you
have a really special day.
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Cool.
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Yeah, that'd be cool.
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And also, I was wondering
if maybe,...
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...if it's not too weird, if I could
sit in on this session.
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I've just never had a full reading and I'm
so curious.
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Oh, well, I don't think it'd be weird,
so... Okay.
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Okay.
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Cool.
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I'll get it all set up.
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Yeah.
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I'll see you later.
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Good birthday, girl.
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Hey.
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Are you so excited for this fortune
teller?
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Yes.
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Oh my god, I cannot wait.
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Me too.
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It's gonna be awesome.
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Oh, I think that's a doorbell.
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You want me to go get it?
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No, you stay put.
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It's your birthday.
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I want you to feel like an absolute clean
today.
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Thank you.
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You remember the plan, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna give her fake fortune
telling ready...
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...and you guys are destined to be together
forever.
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Perfect.
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I've had the biggest crush
on her for the longest time...
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...and this is gonna be the
best way to break thighs.
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So excited.
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Okay, come on, let's go.
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Okay.
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And here's the birthday girl.
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My mom, if it isn't the birthday girl.
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Hello.
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Cat didn't tell me how beautiful you are.
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Thank you.
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It's great to meet you.
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Let me see here.
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Such beautiful hands.
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And looking at your
palm lines, I see that...
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...your heart line is crossing
over into your...
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...mystery line.
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Mystery line?
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Are you sure that's what it is?
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That's the mystery line right there.
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I've never heard of a mystery line.
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Of course you haven't.
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It's a mystery line.
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Okay?
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Now, first of all,...
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I brought...
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...my crystal ball...
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...so that I can see some
things into the future.
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Crystal ball is showing me that
you...
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...are gonna end up...
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...with someone...
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...that has some sort of like
mystical, magical powers.
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Are you sure that's what you see?
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Because when I look in the
crystal ball,...
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...I'm seeing someone with no mystical powers,...
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...just a regular,...
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...normal...
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...person.
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Well, of course you're seeing that cat.
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To a regular person
without mystical powers,...
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...you usually only see
your own reflection.
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Next up,...
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...I also have tarot cards.
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You've seen these before, right?
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So cool, yeah.
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What these tarot cards are telling me...
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...is that someone's gonna come into your home...
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...and end up your lover for life.
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What?
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It looks like you have this card upside
down.
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And I think maybe what this card actually
means,...
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...what you really saw here, is that her lover is gonna be someone...
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...from within the home,...
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...not someone that visits it, but
someone who lives in her home, right?
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Well, that would make sense,
cat,...
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...but the card is not upside down and it's...
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...definitely some
stranger coming into the home.
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I've had it.
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This woman is a fraud.
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She's not a psychic.
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How would you know?
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Because I put her up to it.
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I'm sorry, Alina.
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I just...
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I've had the biggest crush on
you ever since you first moved in.
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And I know this is so weird, but...
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...I
thought that maybe if I hired this woman who...
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...would tell you that
potentially we could be lovers, then...
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...maybe you'd start
to see me as more than just a roommate and...
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...as a potential love interest.
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Well, you didn't exactly have to do that.
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I kind of already have a crush on you.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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I didn't realize.
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I guess it's back to the classified ads
for me, guys.
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Well,...
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...maybe all three of us could have
some fun.
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I mean,... she did kind of help lead us
together and interact sort of way.
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...she did kind of help lead
us together in an...
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...indirect sort of way.
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I did have a little bit of fun bringing
you two together.
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I just got carried away a little bit when
I first saw you.
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So yeah, that sounds really good,
ladies.
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Cuties.
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Guy's.
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I look good together.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, yeah.
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Goddamn, perfect.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, my God!
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Can I get underneath y'all?
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I love your ass on my face, mom.
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Oh, man, I was doing it.
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This feels amazing.
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So good.
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Let me get behind you.
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Can I get behind you?
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Can I get behind you?
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Yeah.
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Is that so pretty?
Do you see it?
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Oh, this is so good.
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Oh, my God.
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That feels so good.
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Can you go down on your birthday?
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We'll start out with that.
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Yeah, lean back, get comfortable.
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Here you come up here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, here you come.
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Oh my god.
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Fuck everything...
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Oh, so good.
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Happy birthday.
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He's a little stuck.
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How about a reading?
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Anyone care for one?
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You know how to use those?
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I mean, how hard can it be, Ms. Todd?
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It's not like you're an expert or
anything.
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You got me there.
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