Original subtitles

BACK STAGE

Stage manager and poster paster for the Hickville Bijou.

STAGE ENTRANCE

OUR WIVES

Julius Hamlet Omlette "Twinkle, twinkle, little star I dress always where you are."

In Bowing after Your Act Bow as Low as Possible You Can't Tell What is Coming

You MUST NOT MISS GERTRUDE Mc SKINNY FAMOUS STAR WHO WILL PLAY THE LITTLE LAUNDRESS FIRST TIME HERE TOMORROW AT 2 P. M.

MISS SKINNY WILL UNDRESS HERE AT 2 P. M.

FOR FIRE ONLY

Clarence Marmalade, The eccentric dancer.

Professor Onion, the strong man.

His assistant.

"Where's my room?"

"Leave him to me."

"He ain't such a bad fellow."

200 Lbs.

"Don't do that - it tickles."

A bright idea.

100 Lbs. 300 Lbs.

500 Lbs.

PUNCH THE CLOCK

Show time.

"Find yourself a new act - we're through!"

"We'll give the show ourselves."

The Show.

"Folks, the first act will be paregorical dancin'; hold on to your seats 'cause this is spicy."

In the Kingdom of Fatty 1st, Command Performance by the Prima Ballerina.

For no good purpose.

Her Majesty crazed by dance fever.

Act 2.

Acrobatics.

"If thou dost not like the show, thou canst take the air."

Looking for trouble.

Next, a drammer by the entire company entitled 'She Left The Dishes In The Sink'

"Where is she?"

"There to appear."

"Don't act hot, it's cold! Shiver!"

"I said shiver, not shimmy!"

Long echoes from love's soft song.

THE END