Original subtitles

Subtitles by Gigoran (AKA Teddy In Japan)

THE FOLLOWING EVENT WAS THE TRIGGER

[PN: singing and crowd are untranslated]

Thanks very much. We are Yumeka and the Kitty Cats...

With our new song... See you soon?

I can not hear you.

Meow!

I love you!

Now it's time for today's special title match.

It is played over a total of ten minutes.

In the red corner: Our crimson bombshell, Misa The Killer.

MISA THE KILLER

ASHITERU! aka SAFE WORD

Red, Risky, Misa The Killer

I'm bored so I do a clothesline

Red, Risky, Misa The Killer

Excuse me Here comes the Elbow Bat

THIS MOVIE IS A DOCUMENTATION OF MISA THE KILLER

AND SHOWS HOW THE PRO WRESTLER BECOMES AN UNDERGROUND IDOL.

♪ Risky ♪ ♪ The referee stops the fight ♪

♪ Escape from home after high school ♪

♪ Arrived in Tokyo ♪ ♪ To become a pro wrestler ♪

♪ Get out of the little ring ♪ ♪ To become an idol, I go to auditions ♪

♪ I audition like a maniac ♪ ♪ And I've flunked everything ♪

♪ Inevitable to fail, Brain Buster ♪

♪ Rejected by every talent scout ♪

♪ I'll dropkick the bastards ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ Here I am! Just an idol ♪

♪ Indomitable ♪ ♪ I'm a cool bad idol ♪

♪ Get me the champion's belt ♪

♪ From today I'm on top ♪

♪ Misa The Killer, Idol Champion ♪

♪ A Crimson Bombshell, Misa The Killer ♪

♪ Red, Risky, Misa The Killer ♪

MISA THE KILLER

-Nakamura-san! -Yumeka!

Thank you for today.

I train a lot Especially the chest muscles.

That only comes from the bench press.

- Feel it. Isn't that madness? -Yes.

-You've gained quite a bit of weight. -I haven't!

If you're not careful, I'll look elsewhere.

Maybe one of your kitty cats.

-You will stay with me. nothing there -No, I'm moving on.

-Hey! -What are you going to do about it?

Get lost! You damn macho pig.

Who do you think You Are?

Do you think you can allow yourself anything with women?

What are you doing here?

What?

I just wanted to help you...

What? Help? Are you crazy?

Nakamura-san is one of my most loyal and dearest fans.

And you there! Turn off the camera immediately.

Oh I am sorry.

FROM THAT DAY MISA WAS BANNED FROM THE CLUB

-I really liked your performance. -Thanks.

Hello.

And your little fight afterwards was even better.

I know of a club where your performances would be well received.

-Here. -Thanks.

Club "H", Miss Tsubaki?

Is this a live club?

You should work for us. You could be our new star.

N / A? How about you come visit us on Saturday?

OK.

-See, Satoh? The card sparkles. -Yeah, wow.

-Was that some talent scout? -Looks like it. Yes.

Excuse me. Do you want something to drink too?

No thank you.

What kind of club is the "H"?

Maybe they reject you because of the guy.

Could be, but I think that won't be a problem.

After all, they invited me afterwards.

ON THE WAY TO CLUB "H"

Hey...

Look at this.

Looks really fancy.

Miss Tsubaki invited me.

We heard about the documentation.

Miss Tsubaki asks that you wait at the bar.

-Welcome. -Thanks very much.

Come along.

-Do you want to drink something? -Uh, yes... One orange juice, please.

-An orange juice for my guest. -Very well.

I'll make it short:

Misa... Would you like to work here as a dominatrix?

What?

You know what SM is...

I'm offering you a job as our new dominatrix.

Uh... did you say SM?

What is this club?

How shocked you are!

You are in a good mood! What happened?

She wants to know what kind of club this is. Explain to her.

-It's my pleasure. Excuse me. -(other male) Give it to me.

-So she's new here? Hello. -Misa!

The concept is very simple:

everyone can live out their fantasies here.

No matter how unusual or perverted they are.

- Can you put it that way, Miss Tsubaki? -That's the way it is.

Does that mean I can't sing here?

To sing?

If you absolutely want to sing, then of course you can sing too.

Don't tell me you told her this was a dance club.

She only got it wrong because we met at a concert.

I don't want to hire you as a singer.

... and you have an eye for talent.

Club "H" is an SM lounge where everyone can live out their fantasies.

We have something for everyone.

Our mistresses are available 24/7 and

we also have a playroom for our guests.

I think you would be just the right person for

us and I want to offer you a job as a dominatrix.

-What? That's disgusting? -She actually has potential.

My compliments, Tsubaki.

I like her.

she has fire

And what... mesmerizing eyes. She has that little something extra.

-Huh?! -The guests will rave about her.

I know. Oh yeah. If he likes you, you don't have to worry.

Then you will become a star. Yes. The guests will love you.

In any case. This could be a great opportunity for you. Yeah.

Satoh, I know him from somewhere.

Masahiro Takashima, the famous actor.

I saw you on TV. It was about SM.

Did you see that? That's great. I feel flattered.

You know I just love SM.

Takashima-san is one of our regular guests.

He coined the club's name: The League of Deviant Gentlemen.

-Naughty gentlemen? -Exactly.

Isn't it called "H"?

Yes, it says so on the map, but take a closer look.

Turn it over.

Do you see? There on the right: 'Deviant Gentleman'.

'Perverted gentlemen'?!

-Nobody can read that. -The design is good.

If I had known that...

I am a singer

I can't work as a dominatrix. I don't know about SM.

Haven't you ever been blindfolded during sex?

Oh no, of course not.

But where is the problem?

You can continue to perform as a singer. And at the same time work here as a dominatrix.

You would be a great dominatrix. Oi (what you up to)?

Very calm, very calm.

You are really good.

You're only interested in how (far) you can push your career. ??

Do you really think that makes you more believable?

Maybe I should kill you instead.

-Stop. That's just brute force. -Do not interrupt! Let her.

I like games like this...

Those eyes... You are...

really something special. Do not stop. More.

You're really naughty.

you are relentless That is wonderful...

If you ask me...

Does that mean we're both kinky? Don't you think so?

I thank you.

I thank you.

-Do not touch me! -I thank you.

What's the deal with the camera?

Are you from TV?

I'm shooting a documentary.

I thought Misa was cool, so I thought I'd accompany her with the camera.

I understand. That sounds interesting.

I'm looking forward to seeing the film.

-Come here. -Get lost.

-OK. I'll get my jacket later. -OK.

-Have you got my plastic wrap? -Right here.

Thanks very much.

-I'll drink this and go back. -Oh really?

It's a shame because you have so much talent.

Can't I convince you? Sleep on it one night.

No way.

You can say whatever you want, but I saw that you liked the show.

Oh well...

Did you notice her?

She is our top dominatrix. Kanon.

PN: note translation is befuddled by name - sometimes 'Canon', sometimes spelt as (the Japanese demi-god) 'Kanon'. Have gone with Kanon

She is absolutely authentic, a real star.

Kanon!

-Over here. Kanon! -No I do not want to.

Kanon, this is Misa. I want her to work for us.

I think she could become even more popular than you.

Understood.

OK. I will go now.

- Watch the show a little more. -No thank you.

Look at me! Wa?!

So... shave me.

What? Are you crazy?

You are boring.

Who is boring here?

I will do it. I shave your...

Um, so I'm shaving your hair. I will shave you

Clean shaven, mind.

What? Um... Sure.

Do you want to film that too?

Yes!

Then come with me.

well! Let's go to the playroom!

Oh I am sorry.

Hey... What's this?... Eh?

If you drink it, I will forgive you.

But I... eh!?

Now you get it, right?

You are one of us now.

You should take a shower now. And wear something else.

Thanks.

AZUSA: HAVE TRUST IN YOURSELF YOUR HEALTH MATTERS.

MI-KUN: ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH VITAMINS? AZUSA: TAKE CARE.

JUNJI: JUST CAME FROM WORK.

JUNJI: WHAT ABOUT THE OUTFIT?

'What about the outfit?' What do you think?

I had to borrow it.

'When is your next gig?'

I do not know yet.

'Are you still banned?'

Yes, I am.

There aren't any clubs that have enough

balls to let me perform live. cowards!

NOBUYUKI: WHERE DO YOU WORK?

'Where do I work?

Well, you know, I...

How should I explain this? I do...

shaves. I shave pets.

It's just a side job. ...like a rich man's housekeeper.

AZUSA: A DOG???

Yes, her dog, and then he peed on my face.

I couldn't avoid it anymore.

Full in the face. Then I borrowed these clothes.

JUNJI: THIS IS AN UNUSUAL JOB, ISN'T IT? LOL

AZUSA: WHAT (ELSE) HAPPENED?

Nothing else. But just thinking about it makes me want to puke.

TSUBAKI (CLUB) H: COME AGAIN.

OK. I'm offline for (the rest of) today. Keep on fighting.

JUNJI: I LOVE YOU, MISA!

Ah... The word 'love' should only be used on special occasions.

Say it to the right person and at the right time. Do you understand?

AZUSA: I AGREE WITH MISA~(^^)/. JUNJI: SORRY ABOUT THAT!!!!!

That's it for today and next time I perform, all

the idiots will get a kick out. You can rely on that. See you!

Oh no...

I can't hold it anymore

-What are you doing here? -Isn't that obvious?

Eh!?

-Are you filming me right now? -Unhuh.

Tingling, I came.

PN: she commences with Bilibili (or biribiri), I think - Google it, it's complicated. So I've altered the translation.

What?

When that Kanon peed on me today...

And then that kiss...

Everything was spinning in my head...

My whole body kind of tingled. [PN: there's that damned Bilibili (or biribiri) again]

And then... I came.

You look happy.

Look.

Wow...

THE NEXT DAY, MISA RETURNS TO CLUB “H“.

I knew it. All in all, you seemed to have enjoyed

taking care of the dog yesterday. Am I right?

Ah, you are.

Now honestly, you masturbated afterwards, right?

Wha.. How did you know?

I knew it.

Misa, you are one of us. A perv.

I would be interested in working here to be honest.

But only under one condition.

And that is?

I want to continue performing as a singer.

And that's why I want to wear a mask when I appear as a dominatrix.

So that people don't recognize me. OK?

-This is not a problem. -What? Really?

Promised. But only under one condition.

What?

We can't let you loose on it right away. you have no experience

We have to train you first and teach you everything.

A slave apprenticeship contract?

A true dominatrix understands her partner.

Female pro wrestlers first learn how to take punches.

-Do you understand what I mean? -Yes, that's right.

During your training period...

you get this salary from us here.

So much?

Of course, you will be paid out in cash every evening.

And you can cancel at any time, but not during a session.

Oh, wow... By the way, why is everything white in this club?

I know it makes everything kind of dodgy.

Misa, you will have great success with us.

Before that, we will initiate you into the secrets of the SM world.

After showing Takashima-san your sadistic side yesterday,

didn't you drink Kanon's piss, so the opposite (side appeared). This is masochism.

But both aroused you, didn't they?

You rarely find this range, that's what defines your talent.

I told you: You have so much potential.

Thank you very much (for the compliment).

So... do you want to know who will take on your training? Kanon.

Don't move.

A beautiful body.

Did you know that bondage started with the police

rounding up criminals and then tying them up?

Is that so?

And that's why it's ideal when both are armed for battle.

The domina... just like her partner.

Both must be prepared to fight? Yeah, fine. ??

OK. First you need a safe word. So think of one.

and enter it here.

And why would a safe word be necessary?

A code word that sets your limits. This will end the game immediately.

Can't I say stop? So what do I need a safe word for?

Look here.

Please, mistress. Stop.

look her in the eye

She said stop, but you can tell she wants more.

A "no" actually means "I want more".

If a session gets out of control, someone could be seriously harmed.

That's why we need a safe word in case someone wants to cancel. Understand?

Yes... when I think about it...

Ouch, that hurts...

-Choose one quickly. -How about "Forgive me"?

-Too boring. -How about "Get out of here"?

-Are you kidding me? -No, I really don't want to.

Uh, give it to me! Give up! Surrender!

The end! No. Thanks. Thanks very much.

Pick something you would never say.

I don't know...

I love you.

That's a good choice. Yes.

Your safe word is "I love you". is that OK Kanon? OK.

But you must use it sparingly. The timing has to be right.

From now on you are my slave and you will obey.

Clear? Yes.

And now on all fours. Yes.

Good girl.

Here's your reward.

Wow.

Be quiet!

Misa, are you okay?

Will you continue with the training?

It hurt but...

Oh, I do not know.

-It was awesome. -Cool? What do you mean exactly?

Well, I mean...

I felt good about it. Very good. Really.

Unbelievable. I think that's really great.

If you pass tomorrow's test, you will have two lives in the future..

As a singer.

-and a Domina? I am still a slave. -This is true.

May I open it, please? ??

-May I? -Yes.

Here?

- Please sit in the middle. -Please? OK.

I am pleased to meet you.

This is a new biweekly event held at the live club "Noisy", called 'Junk Idol', thank you for applying,

I am Nozaki, the manager,

thank you in advance.

I'm Misa The Killer. I am glad to meet you.

Mi... Misa...

Misa the Killer?

Exactly. -Well, unusual name.

Oh, were you a pro wrestler by any chance?

(she) untranslated, I see ?? (he) What!!

I need you to show me one of your moves.

How about a chop? But that might hurt.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I want that... OK, show me.

-Here we go. -I'm ready.

That was good.

-You're in. -Thank you very much.

REGULAR PERFORMANCES AS A SINGER AND SLAVE TRAINING AS AN ALTERNATIVE BEGIN

NOW THINGS ARE SERIOUS.

So you can feel the rope and the whip...

you have to undress down to your underwear. Yes.

Oh, I am sorry.

It's no good. -She is not a package.

Try again -OK.

MISA THE KILLER IS GETTING MORE POPULAR...

Hey...

You were watching this, weren't you?

Should I use it?

When you submit, you must be honest about your desires.

Or are you still unable to accept who you are?

I want the vibrator.

Then undress now.

Excuse me.

Undress completely.

Are you already having an orgasm?

You have become a good slave.

Misa...

now you understand why they submit.

But some are looking for a little more direct input.

And that's why we have this here.

You push it! Me?

You would like that.

I ask you again...

"No" means "continue", right?

just tell me the truth I do not care.

"No" means "continue", right? Yes.

I'm sorry, what?

"No" means "Continue".

And then what do you say to her?

Please do it

Ask her straight-forwardly.

What do you want from her?

I beg you, Satoh.

Please press start for me.

Come on. Eh...? But...

(Please Satoh,) press the button on the remote control.

Um, OK... Hows that? ??

Does Satoh do better than me?

No. (repeated), mistress, I'm sorry.

I need you mistress. I need you so much.

I'm coming.

Let's go one step further.

We'll do it outside.

You are really a pervert.

Yes, I'm a pervert.

Wow...

That was madness.

Really? Mm.

The vibrator was really cool...

but the bonds of Kanon were even better.

As if my whole body was being hugged.

So it was really good?. Mm, it was.

I'm so lucky I'm a pervert.

Long live the perversion.

TIME FOR OUTDOOR TRAINING

Hey, how about here?

No, please not here.

Misa... people look at you.

You like that, don't you?

No, don't turn it on.

You want people to see you! You love the big entrance.

Mistress Kanon...

I'm coming.

Oh my God. Misa chan!

What happened? Is everything OK?

Yes, yes. We were just joking around a bit.

Is that so? As expected..

I'll be appearing as a regular at Noisy soon.

At this Junk Idol show. Exactly like you.

However, unlike you, they offered me a contract.

-Who is this? -An Idol I know. ??

She is an acquaintance.

An acquaintance?

I thought we were friends. [PN translation app says 'That's kind of cold.']

We'll be performing together soon, so let's get along.

Come on, let's make up.

-What? What's going on? -[PN: though I hear nothing, translation says-] Nothing. Go away.

What's wrong? ??

-What sound is that? -Nothing, it's nothing.

My god, have you gone insane?

Should I stop?

No, please don't stop.

is this a new song? Pretty experimental.

Misa, you can stop now, ??

-I can't stop. ?? -Oh.

Tell me (now), this girl looks so beautiful...

Are you friends with Misa?

-No, she's my senpai (uses Japanese term for respected one or senior) -Ah, right.

You must be working as a model, right?

Which agency are you under contract with?

Perverted Gentlemen.

Huh, Perverted Gentlemen?

A... a new fashion label.

Oh? Awesome, that's so up front. ??.

(Now) be honest: what's the matter with you?

Nothing. This just feels so good...

You've always been crazy.

Hey, maybe we can meet up sometime. [PN: translation app implies 'can we be friends?']

Here. I'll give you my business card.

Hey! Do come back.

AT “H” IT WAS NOT THE SAME ANYMORE.

Eh...? What should we do? ??

You want to be filmed doing it, don't you? Yes.

-Misa? -Yes?

You will take over

Eh...? Yes.

The safe word is "The End".

Err, yes!

Unh, err, yap, wait a minute, wai... wait a minute. You can leave.

I only belong to Mistress Kanon. You can untie me.

I'm sorry, what?

What did you just say?

I... I-eee...

What you just said...

Try saying it again... ??

Ugh, unh, I'm sorry.

Wrong answer.

Say what you said!

Or should I get angry?

I'm Mistress Kanon's customer.

That's true. Yes...

I wonder what happens down there when I squeeze your nipples.

Then he gets hard... And why?

C... c... c... cause I'm excited.

H-e-e-e-h?, you're Mistress Kanon's customer, you said!

I'm sorry.

Mistress Kanon wanted me to take over for her, weren't you listening?

You just wrinkled your nose. Who do you think you are?

Do you simply ignore Mistress Kanon's wishes!?

I'm sorry. It was stupid of me.

You've told me the truth,

I will reward you for that.

Congratulations, you passed.

Kamijo-san, thank you for your support. And (now) what do you (have to) say?

She will make a great dominatrix.

Congratulations, you were very good Mm/yes.

MISA HAS COMPLETED HER DOMINATION TRAINING

- Misa chan?... - Yes?

Today you will make your début as a dominatrix. I agree.

You look happy. I am... and terribly excited. ??

-Give it your best. -Yes! Count on it.

Mistress Kanon, I'm ready. My SM title is Aian, I'll do my best.

I'll pull it over.

Aian has arrived!

Very good. It's ridiculous. Just like you.

Thank you.

I will not disappoint you, Mistress Kanon. Thank you so much.

We aren't playing games any more. So stop calling me that.

Your training is over now.

Yes, I know that.

But... I want to be Mistress Kanon's slave forever.

Understood.

Huh? Misa, look over there... Isn't that Nakamura-san?

Where? Ah, I see him.

What if he recognizes you?

-No problem. Let's go. - Eh? Shall we really?

Welcome. Is this your first time here today?

Uh, hi. Oh, yes, this is my first visit to "H".

-Eh? Aren't you Satoh? -Yes, I'm working now.

Can I film you?

-Yes why not? If you want. -May I ask why you are here?

Why am I here? How should I say? I'm interested in every subculture.

So-o... I think this is (another) kind of culture. ??

Nakamura san? Yes? You are submissive and want to submit?

Niko, you want it the hard way...? ??

OK. Then why don't you try playing with me? Um... um... oh, OK.

Good, thank you.

-Oh, I know you. -I don't think so.

My name is Aian. I am pleased to meet you.

-Aian? -Yes, exactly.

Yes, her name is Aian. Eh?

If you don't mind, I'd love to film you at the session?

Eh? Um... Oh, no.

So, I'll use rope and the whip, even if it's our first time.

And since it's your first time playing,

I'll take extra good care of you. OK.

I know your safe word,

I promise you, I won't do anything you don't want me to do.

As soon as you say the safe word, I'll stop right away.

Do you understand? Yes.

You can call out loudly if you want,

it'll be even more fun for you.

and your yelling will make me happy as well. Yes.

Then... let's be happy together. Yes.

Good. you like that, huh? Me too!

Do you want to come? Then come... come on.

Why do you want to come without me?

Thanks.

Mistress... Thank you for today.

Um-m... Damn, the mask.

Um... why are you laughing? Um...

Um... look at this... this Idol girl... ??

She gave me a clothesline punch. It hurt like hell.

I couldn't get this out of my head.

And that's how I ended up becoming her fan.

And now...

after meeting you...

I finally have the courage to say it...

I am... a pervert.

That's right, Nakamura-san...

you are a giant pervert...

My congratulations.

So I...

wanted to ask you if...

...you would accept that.

Uh, is this for me?

Yes thank you.

I am very grateful to you for everything.

I will come back.

Next time I'll give you an elbow hit...

And then a clothesline (punch).

Agreed... -I'll leave now. -OK.

AIAN BECOMES A POPULAR DOMINA.

Oh, thank you.

I'm surprised to see you here...

I wasn't expecting it, but I thought it was cool.

Then, the other performances tonight. Really cool. I liked (them).

Our style is actually a bit too traditional for Noisy.

[PN: note fan in background and Misa not translated]

You could say that. ??

Pervert! Yes!, that's me!

Then you get a double dose. ??

And now come here...

-Now me! It's my turn! -It's my turn!

You are all perverts!

Perversion rules!

-Hey Yumeka chan? -Oh, thanks, ?? I am sorry.

-Thank you. -Bye Bye.

What do you have there?

Hello everyone. fan untranslated

Hey...

How did you do that? Huh?

Nakamura-san!

Actually, he has only sponsored me so far.

I'm just trying... to be authentic and not to pretend.

Well... maybe he was bored.

Chocco, ?? I heard you split from your agency. Congratulations.

I was fed up with how little they paid. It was just exploitation.

(And) that's really unfair!

We're the ones on stage, aren't we?

Why am I losing my fans to a pervert like you!?

Can you explain that to me!?

No idea, things are going well for me at the moment.

The fans decide what's hot. I only give them what they ask for.

Huh? (What they're asking for?) I meant what they like.

So you only gave this woman what she asked for? Huh?

People look at you... You recorded that?

What do you do there exactly?

That's no concern of yours.

You love the grand entrance...

Hey, turn that off.

You say "stop", but that means "continue", doesn't it? Or am I wrong?

Look, (at) the pervert(ed Misa, coming in the middle of the street.)

Hey. So hitting customers makes you horny.

Huh? Give me that. I don't get horny if I hit someone.

-Give it here! ?? -What's wrong? Arms too short?

-What? -Now give it here.

Yes, it's her. ?? What?

What? Don't do anything strange here, please. ??

What's up? It's over?

The performance? ...yes.

I see. What a pity.

But it's not too late.

Here. You know the game. Walt. ??

Shall we go outside? Your fans are already waiting for you.

Me? Err, no.

What have you got there?

Aya, whoa. ??

Sorry. This is just too much for me. What?

I'm sorry.

Wha... but Mistress Kanon, I just can't do this.

SINCE THEN THERE HAS BEEN NO CONTACT WITH KANON...

AND SHE DID NOT APPEAR AT "H" ANY MORE.

Mistress Aian...

can we maybe go a step further today?

What does that mean?

Mistress Aian... I'll do whatever you want.

-Stand up and get undressed. -Yes mistress.

Does that make you embarrassed? Yes.

Do you want everyone to see you like this? Yes.

Go outside, walk to the train station and say: "I'm a pervert."

Yes. Wait!!

You would be arrested.

I don't care.

You don't need to go...

I will reward you...

Get on all fours. Yes.

Tsubaki san, why is Mistress Kanon not here?

I don't know. She hasn't called in for ages.

Do you know anything, Aian?

No. I called her a couple of times. But she doesn't answer.

I see... then maybe she's gone forever.

Aian, I was hoping she would stay here because of you.

Well! We'll see her again. Hopefully...

Takashima-san!?

-Aian, long time no see. -Yes, that's right.

Well, no wonder. You're in big demand now.

-Have you seen her eyes? -Yes, noticed (them) immediately.

Thank you very much for the compliment.

Um, (Takashima-san)... may I ask you a hypothetical question?

If you were told to go outside naked, what would you do?

Well, as a slave...

I would of course obey and do what was asked of me.

-I would go outside, of course. -Naturally. One must obey.

But you would be arrested. Probably.

In any case, I would get in trouble.

But even if...

...that would happen...

I would be deeply satisfied for having obeyed my mistress.

You know how to enjoy, Takashima-san.

It's a worthwhile goal, isn't it?

You're way too famous to do that. Your career would be over...

What a huge scandal.

That's why, the people who keep saying 'someday', I just don't buy it. ??

You should just do what you feel like doing, right?

Well... I have my own problems...

But... I'm always open to change. You should be too.

That's it for today. I'll see you at next weeks live show.

See you guys. Until then.

Wow. You had over 300 viewers today. Um, yeah.

Your efforts have paid off. Yeah.

Misa The Killer's road to success has only just begun...

Get undressed. OK.

Open it. Yes.

Here, lt's Uber Eats.

They ordered the cutest girl in town, the Yumeka Special

I came to deliver it.

Misa, why are you all naked? You're really funny. Why?

-Come in. -OK.

Hey, Misa chan, look, here's what I'm wearing. Cool right?

Satoh, take a close-up.

What's going on here?

She is my new slave.

I begged Mistress Kanon to take me in.

But why?

Maybe she was bored with you.

Yumeka...

you're pathetic.

What? What are you trying to say?

Mistress Kanon, please don't.

The camera is running.

Of course it's running. The camera should capture your beauty.

Please no, mistress.

I (can) feel it.

I (can) feel it!... Mistress Kanon... ??

But Mistress Kanon, she's watching us.

Pay attention... undress yourself.

Show her that you are much prettier than her, because you are, Yumeka.

It is important that you understand that, that she cannot compete with your beauty.

My sweet, noble and beautiful Yumeka.

Mistress Kanon...

film me, and Mistress Kanon...

film our game. All of it. What?

Back to your seat.

Let's see how far we can go... right?

Kanon...

I love you.

No... no, that wasn't the safe word.

I just wanted to tell you.

You're really crazy.

Where's the fucking key?

-COOL. -THEY ARE PERVERTS. [PN: as far as I can tell onscreen text here has diverted from scrolling kanji]

IS ANYONE TAKING THIS?

VIEWER NUMBERS ARE INCREASING. [PN: Satoh is untranslated]

Misa, this is not good. PN: this line was translated as being onscreen, I think that is an error, also this and the next line aren't actually spoken - I think???

The stream is still running.

Oh, shit!

THE STREAM WAS SHARED AROUND ON THE INTERNET.

PN: TV? announcement untranslated

Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. What a crazy story.

Yes, indeed.

Do you regret it, Misa?

Then it's all good.

Well... I was just starting to have success.

But then this SM story broke.

Popular actor Masahiro Takashima was arrested today for indecent behaviour.

He was sexually stimulated. Huh?

Didn't you get that?

I haven't been following the news.

MASAHIRO TAKASHIMA ARRESTED FOR (causing?) PUBLIC DISTRESS [PN: cannot read top line, 2nd line MAY say 'arrival of suspect Masahiro Takashima, age 56']

The actor admitted the allegations...

He testified that he "wanted to expose himself".

He stated that it was the first time and he was very excited.

[PN: onscreen text MAY confirm this and previous line]

He is expected to address a live press conference tomorrow.

Where is she? Where is Aian?

Oh, we were just talking about you.

Takashima-san!

Aian chan, come here.

I saw your stream. It was awesome.

Oh god, it turned me on so much...

that I walked around town naked.

Craziness...

I finally freed myself.

That's fantastic.

Takashima-san has finally made himself a legend.

Misa...! this is pure romance. The romance of perversion.

Aian chan, watch the press conference.

LIVE: PRESS CONFERENCE BY MASAHIRO TAKASHIMA

Thank you for coming here today.

I'm Masahiro Takashima...

And I have a message for the people watching...

BE PERVERTED!!

-What did he say? -Are you perverted?

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm not joking. I'm totally serious.

All people... are born naked.

But as a reaction... to social pressure, we start wearing clothes...

and forget who we really are.

And when we die, we wish...

Oh, if only I had been naked more often in my life.

And that's why it's important...

that you make your own decisions.

And this freedom is what it's all about!

And I have... decided, by myself, (my own course)

PERVERT

-(reporters) What is written there? -Pervert. Totally crazy.

There is no reason to suppress your likes and desires!

That's what makes us sick!

We're all perverts. All of us. You guys are perverts just like me!

Exactly!!

Don't you think it's time to let our inner pervert out!?

Er...Takashima-san will now answer your questions...

Before we begin, a request to anyone who would like to ask a question:

Please state your name and that of your newspaper before (asking) the question.

My name is Tsubai from Shukan Bunshu.

-Your question please. -Thanks...

Takashima-san, what exactly does being a pervert mean to you?

I would like to address that. Um, I assume you're asking about my tattoo, right?

It means freedom.

I'll walk around with this tattoo on my face for the rest of my life.

um, does that mean that you will retire from acting, Takashima-san?

Why would I do that? ??

I will continue to act as an actor with this face.

This writing will be incorporated into my roles.

This is the only thing that a determined artist can do. ??

(I will) have integrity.

I'm not worried about my career...

Takashima-san! (You) show them! Freedom for all!

THE TIME HAS COME.

Hey, doesn't she look real good?

-Are you ready, Misa? - Yeah.

Yes! -Today you will become a legend. -Yes!

Come on. Come on give me a smack. Go! ??

Give (it) your best. Yes!

Hey Misa san!

Do you really want to perform? Mm!

But why? It's gonna be a huge freak show. [PN: OR 'Why? It'll all turn out as fake']

-Don't do it. -And why not? I want to do it.

But that's going to be really embarrassing.

The height of embarrassment? Excellent!

Pervert...!! Yes.

I'm actually a total pervert.

(offscreen) Hey. At our next performance you are welcome to take pictures...

It's time for today's special title match, which will last ( be held? ) over ten minutes.

In the red corner, our crimson bombshell, Misa The Killer.

Watch it! And enjoy. ??

Hey guys, today we're going to make history.

Get your cell phones out.

♫ Red, Risky, Misa The Killer

♫ I'm bored so I do a clothesline

♫ Red, Risky, Misa The Killer

♫ Excuse me. Here comes the Elbow Bat

♫ The evil idol, Misa The Killer

♫ Babyfaces look down on me

♫ A crimson lightning chop

♫ Risky The referee stops the fight

♫ Escape from home after high school

♫ Arrived in Tokyo to become a professional wrestler

♫ Get out of the little ring. To become an idol, I go to auditions

♫ I auditioned like a maniac and flunked everything

♫ Inevitable to fail, Brain Buster

♫ Rejected by every talent scout

♫ I'll dropkick the bastards

♫ Here I am! Just an idol

♫ Indomitable I'm a cool bad idol

♫ Bring me the champion's belt

From today I'm at the top

♫ Misa The Killer, Idol Champion

♫ A crimson bomb, Misa The Killer

♫ Red, Risky, Misa The Killer

♫ I'm bored so I do a clothesline

♫ Red, Risky, Misa The Killer

Lights on! Lights on!

And in the blue corner: The Demonic Angel!

The angelic demon! Welcome Kanon!

Kanon and I are both dominatrixes in

Club H, the League of Deviant Gentlemen.

I was Kanon's slave. She taught me everything

about SM and showed me a whole new world.

And set me free

And I love her more than anything.

Love and hate meet here today.

Master and student face each other.

This is my stage. I'm in charge here.

I'm just going to ask you one question, Kanon.

Tell me why you came here today?

Why am I here today?

I came here today to see if you can free yourself too.

And if you can, I will reward you.

The mic!

Handcuffs!

A body never forgets...

Misa... what are you?

I am... I am... a pervert!!

Oh yes, you are a pervert. And what do you want me to do now?

I want to be humiliated by you. ??

Everyone should see it.

I will grant you your wish.

Mistress, I'm coming. Don't stop. [PN: OR 'I can't stop']

Mistress Kanon... I love you.

Misa, do you want your reward? Yes...

I do, Mistress Kanon. ??

SPECIAL THANKS TO YUKO SATOH / DIRECTOR

Filming, composition and direction Yuko Sato

Hey... shall we kiss? Yes.

You two kissing? No.

Only when she peed on me.

Do you want to kiss me and sleep with me?

Or are you already tired of the SM game?

It will definitely be strange when the camera rolls.

Does that mean yes or no?

I will never get tired of it.

I love you.