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Okay, so there isn't
really a system for the fridge.
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Everything's up for grabs.
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Uh. Oh, except don't touch
the Danimals.
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Those are Samir's.
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-My turn.
-[Issa] Through here
is the living room.
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Um, guys, guys,
this is Annabelle.
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She's crashing with us
this weekend from out of town.
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-What's up?
-Hi.
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-Hello.
-They're normally way more fun.
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Okay,
go put your stuff upstairs.
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Um, my room is the one
with the complicated energy.
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[Annabelle] Hmm.
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Yeah, you'll find it.
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-[Anton humming]
-Well, she seems sweet.
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Okay, so Annabelle is pregnant
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and she is here
for her abortion,
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which I have like
zero time for. [sighs]
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-I'm sorry, what?
-I volunteered to house
an abortion teen
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from out of state
because I'm doing my part,
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but I need you to do your part
of my part and watch her
this weekend.
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It is tech week
for Popcorn Forest, Paul Baker.
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It's my student's recital,
and it's a mess.
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Like, Abby F doesn't know
how to Vogue.
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-So--
-Babe, this is, like,
my one weekend off. I--
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Oh. And I'm bringing Billie in
to assistant-teach the class.
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This is, like, her first time
leaving the house
since Mr. Teacher.
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So it's, like, would you rather
her lie in bed all day
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and listen to
the Hurricane Sandy concert,
'cause she will do it.
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-No, I don't. [scoffs]
None of us want that.
-Yeah.
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But Anton and I
have plans, like, this--
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Okay. It's fine. I'll help him.
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-We'll watch her together.
-Thanks.
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Thank you so much.
I will thank you
in the playbill.
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-[Anton] Hmm.
-It costs $50.
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I really need that.
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[gasps] Wait, you look cute.
Where are you going?
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Huh? Oh, me?
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Going upstate for the weekend.
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You know, with Carly.
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We've been hanging out again.
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-[Anton] Ooh.
-[gasps] Upstate.
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Wow.
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Yeah, it's a big deal.
I bought a sweater.
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I'm nervous.
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But remember, the first
weekend away with someone
is very crucial, okay?
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-[Samir] Mm-hmm.
-Don't Samir this.
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Okay, don't...
don't verb my name at me.
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-I'm not gonna fuck it up.
-[Anton] No.
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-No. God, no.
-No. Of course, not. Never.
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[gasps] Oh, wait. She's coming.
Hey, big, strong girl.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Hi.
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You brushed your hair.
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-You look so clean.
-[Samir] Yeah.
55
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Guys, I got dumped.
It's not terminal.
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-Totally.
-Mmm.
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Okay, wait, why is there
a teenage girl
stripping your bed?
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Oh. That's an Anton
and Paul Baker plotline now,
but, uh, we gotta go.
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Bye.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Bye.
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Annabelle, put your pj's on.
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-It's time for bed.
-[chuckles]
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[♪♪ theme music plays]
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Now ballet run around,
ballet run around,
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ballet run until you're popcorn
on the ground.
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Now sizzle, sizzle,
sizzle, pop.
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Now sizzle, sizzle,
sizzle, pop.
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
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Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
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Now step...
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Okay, guys, eyes on me,
eyes on me.
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So it's step, twirl,
step again, okay?
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Great. That's gorgeous.
74
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Also, Kenzie, if you don't
believe you're Princess Kernel,
no one will, okay?
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[Madison] Ms. Issa, I'm hungry.
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Oh, my God,
Madison, I am starving.
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Thank God you said something.
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Okay, Jack, take my phone,
get a group order going.
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You know what everyone likes.
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-Okay. Fun, right?
-[Billie] Yeah.
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No, it's, um...
it's really elaborate.
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I know. They're so good
with story structure.
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-It blows my mind.
I just can't believe...
-[Daryn] Excuse me.
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She looks like my mom.
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-Awe.
-Oh. Uh.
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Is she happy?
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-Billie.
-[knocks on door]
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-Issa, um, hey,
have you got a minute?
-[Issa] Mm-hmm?
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Yeah. Um, okay, guys, uh,
sip some water, rehydrate.
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Jack, get me a spinach roll.
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'Cause when I come back
we're gonna run
the woodland sequence, okay?
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-Billie, you'll watch them.
-I-Iss, I don't know
if I can...
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Issa.
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Hi.
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Oh. Yeah, question.
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Are you a stranger?
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We've got this, I promise.
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-Yeah?
-Yes.
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Guiding troubled youth
through hardship is, like...
It's really my calling.
100
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My high school
guidance counselor was fired
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because I basically made
him redundant, so...
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I thought they caught him
filming the swim team changing.
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And also he was filming
the swim team changing,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, but watch this. Watch,
just watch this space.
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Annabelle, Annabelle,
Bella, Belly, hi.
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So, I don't want to
overhype it,
107
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but I do think you really
lucked out having us
as your abortion dads.
108
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We are very fun.
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And low-key.
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Cool. Um, so, uh,
your appointment's
tomorrow at noon,
111
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but I thought
maybe before then we could
do a little spa day, you know?
112
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I want pizza,
and I wanna see Wicked.
113
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Um. We can't... I don't think
we can afford Wicked,
to be honest.
114
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-But--
-What can you afford?
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Um...
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Just, uh, the pizza.
117
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Uh, and, uh,
there's a Froyo place
where you can pay by weight.
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-Yes. Yes.
-We can afford that.
119
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Okay. My friend came
to New York for her abortion.
120
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She got to see
Sarah Jessica Parker's house.
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She got to see
Sarah Jessica Parker's house.
-Oh.
-So, I mean...
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-Oh.
-So, I mean...
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I don't know who that is.
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What?
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-What?
-Well, can I see
where 9/11 was filmed?
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[Troy] Okay,
so you know I'm obsessed
with Licorice Pizza.
127
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-Popcorn Forest.
-Right.
128
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It's just now the board
is beginning to worry.
129
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The board? About what?
130
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The kids literally wrote
the show themselves.
131
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-It's exactly that,
it turns out. Uh.
-Troy.
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These recitals
aren't really for the kids.
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You know that, right?
134
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It's mainly for the parents,
for them to have something
to film.
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Terribly for Instagram.
136
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-No, that's...
-You should do
Swan Lake again.
137
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It's such a crowd pleaser.
138
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What? No, no, no, no, no,
you can't do that.
139
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These kids have worked
on this show for months.
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Do you know how long months is
for a 3rd grader?
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It's like half their life.
142
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Issa, I'm sorry,
but at the end of the day,
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your show just isn't
that serious.
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The Popcorn Forest
is deadly serious.
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Popcorn Forest is
about veil reform...
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Popcorn Forest is
about veil reform...
-Issa.
-...and Ukraine.
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-Issa.
-...and Ukraine.
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It's done.
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I'm sorry, it's done.
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Thanks for the note, Troy.
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Thanks for the note, Troy.
I'll take you up on that.
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I'll take you up on that.
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It's a lock-in.
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We're doing a lock-in.
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[Carly] Oh, yeah,
that's a house.
156
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Yeah.
157
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That's... It's actually...
It's not even a house.
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It's actually...
It's a stunning cabin
in the heart of Phoenicia.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, with Debbie R.
She's a super host.
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-[Carly] Well, yeah, she is.
-Yeah.
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-Oh, yeah.
-[Samir] Wow.
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-That's a plop.
-[Samir] That's a plop.
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-You gotta plop.
-[Samir] Okay.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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[Carly] Wow. I haven't been
upstate in, like, five years.
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[Carly continues, indistinct]
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So, um, what should we do?
168
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Uh. Just, like, nature stuff.
169
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-Nature stuff?
-Nature stuff.
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I'm gonna go freshen up.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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I'm just gonna be here reading
The Case for Nationalism.
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[Carly, Samir] Oh.
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Debbie.
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Why is it square?
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Actually, Annabelle,
Sicilian is having a moment.
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-So, yeah.
-Yeah. That's true.
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So do you just, like, agree
with everything he says?
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Hmm? Oh, no, no,
this is my favorite spot.
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'Cause, you know,
he's probably not that cool,
right?
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He's just kind of cool
relative to you.
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-Uh. Jesus, you finished?
-Oh, my God.
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That was delish, right?
Let's go get some pedicures.
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I didn't come all the way
to New York for a pedicure.
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I can get my nails painted
back home.
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Wow, something you can
get done back home.
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[Paul] Okay. Hey, real quick.
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-[Annabelle] Oh, my. Oh, wow.
-Crazy.
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[Paul] Okay. Yeah.
190
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Hey, I don't know
what's happening here,
191
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but we're gonna bring
the temperature down.
192
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-Yeah.
-We can't let her get to us.
193
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I know, but this-this
never happens, okay?
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Teenagers are usually obsessed
with me, but this one is just,
like, vile.
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I know, but she's clearly just
going through it right now.
196
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But in the meantime,
we gotta stay strong.
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It's you and me, okay?
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We are Mount Everest.
199
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We are solid, unshakable.
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Tall.
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-You're right. Okay. I'm calm.
-Yeah?
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-And I'm tall.
-Yeah.
203
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We can't let
a 16-year-old break us, right?
204
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-Fine, okay.
-Yeah?
205
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So do you guys smoke weed
or do you dress like slobs
just for the sake of it?
206
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[Anton scoffs]
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Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
208
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No popcorn, no peace.
209
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No popcorn, no peace.
210
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-Issa? Issa, open the door.
-No popcorn, no peace.
211
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-No popcorn, no peace.
-I know you can hear me.
Open the door!
212
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-No Popcorn, no peace.
-Okay, guys,
louder and prouder.
213
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Except for you, Hayden.
You're doing great.
214
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He's nonverbal.
215
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Iss, Iss, what exactly
is the plan here?
216
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Okay, well,
I stole the studio keys.
217
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So that no one's getting in.
218
00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:21,998
And we have some juice boxes
219
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in the mini fridge
because Ava is diabetic.
220
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-Thank God.
-Okay, Iss,
it's just a kids' show.
221
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It's not just a kids' show.
222
00:09:29,913 --> 00:09:34,420
Guys, guys, is Popcorn Forest
just a kids' show?
223
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What's Popcorn Forest?
224
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What?
225
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Daryn, you literally wrote
the final pas de deux.
226
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Okay, Issa, they're gonna
call the parents, okay?
227
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-You could get fired.
-Okay, so?
228
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Why is everything with you
like, "Oh, my God,
what if I get fired?
229
00:09:47,611 --> 00:09:50,883
Oh, my God,
what if I get in trouble?"
Like, get in trouble, Bills.
230
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Make a mess for something
you care about,
231
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like... [grunts] ...throw-throw
some crayons at the wall.
232
00:09:57,662 --> 00:09:59,665
[kids cheer] Yeah!
233
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,169
Okay, somebody
has to take care of this.
234
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:02,170
Okay, somebody
has to take care of this.
Billie, Billie, no, no, no!
235
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,740
Billie, Billie, no, no, no!
236
00:10:03,806 --> 00:10:06,211
No! Billie, please stop.
Billie, do not open that door.
237
00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:08,647
Billie, seriously. [gasps]
238
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,256
Ms. Issa,
239
00:10:14,258 --> 00:10:15,828
do we live here now?
240
00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:19,266
Madison, I'm obsessed with you,
but I'm not in the mood.
241
00:10:25,243 --> 00:10:27,213
[sighs]
242
00:10:29,051 --> 00:10:30,655
Thank you
for a wonderful meal, Anton.
243
00:10:30,754 --> 00:10:33,626
Thank you for saying
thank you, Paul Baker.
244
00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,000
Pass the hot sauce.
245
00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:41,508
Huh. Annabelle, could
we try asking that another way,
maybe with a "please"?
246
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,177
Could you please shave
your shitty porn 'stache?
247
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,415
You look like you belong
on Dateline as a pedophile.
248
00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:49,153
Okay, language, Annabelle.
249
00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:51,759
Suck my bush.
250
00:10:51,891 --> 00:10:53,193
-He's said, "language!"
-Okay, hey.
251
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,297
Hey, guys, let's...
let's cool off.
252
00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:55,298
Hey, guys, let's...
let's cool off.
I hate you two.
253
00:10:55,298 --> 00:10:57,201
I hate you two.
254
00:10:57,201 --> 00:10:59,673
I wish I was having
this abortion at
Sarah Jessica Parker's house!
255
00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:01,876
Okay, Annabelle!
256
00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:04,113
We all wish we were having
this abortion at Sarah Jessica
Parker's house, okay?
257
00:11:04,179 --> 00:11:07,587
With Matthew and Andy
and Brooke Shields
and Marci fucking Klein.
258
00:11:07,654 --> 00:11:11,292
Fuck you! You are
the least interesting gays
I have ever met!
259
00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:13,464
Hey, he is fluid!
260
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,135
You know what is wrong
with you guys?
261
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:16,168
You know what is wrong
with you guys?
You think nice is a personality
when really it's the absence
of one.
262
00:11:16,168 --> 00:11:20,509
You think nice is a personality
when really it's the absence
of one.
263
00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:26,219
And you keep saying
your sweater is vintage,
but I saw it at Target.
264
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,656
[Paul] Everest, Anton. Everest.
265
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,527
-Who fucked you, Annabelle?
-Shh.
266
00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,397
-Who fucked you?
-[Paul] Everest, Anton.
267
00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:34,701
-Target has some nice things.
-[Paul] Everest. Everest.
268
00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:37,204
It's a designer collab,
Annabelle. Heard of that?
269
00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:38,508
Okay. Okay. She gets it.
270
00:11:38,941 --> 00:11:40,812
Shh. It's okay now.
271
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:08,895
Oh, my God.
272
00:12:14,805 --> 00:12:15,974
[grunts]
273
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:16,843
Fuck.
274
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,613
Where's the plunger? Plunger.
275
00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:20,282
Debbie.
276
00:12:23,353 --> 00:12:24,990
Don't freak out.
I'm starting to freak out.
277
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,395
I'm starting to freak out.
Do not freak out.
278
00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,333
I'm chill. Shit like this
happens all the time.
279
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,768
I'm gonna kill myself.
280
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:36,377
That means nothing to me.
281
00:12:36,912 --> 00:12:40,551
[all chanting] Popcorn united.
We'll never be divided.
282
00:12:40,784 --> 00:12:42,387
Popcorn united...
283
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,857
I have it under control.
284
00:12:43,924 --> 00:12:45,193
-Do you?
-This doesn't
look like control.
285
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:46,997
It doesn't feel like
it's in control.
286
00:12:47,064 --> 00:12:50,101
Hi, uh, I'm helping out today.
I'm Issa's friend.
287
00:12:50,134 --> 00:12:52,807
I just wanna let you know
that the kids
are perfectly safe.
288
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,013
I didn't know that
there was a possibility
of them not being safe, Troy.
289
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,048
-No, no, no.
-Yeah, Issa's just
a little worked up.
290
00:12:58,114 --> 00:13:00,520
But I know that we can find
some common ground here.
291
00:13:00,753 --> 00:13:02,758
Like, uh--
292
00:13:02,891 --> 00:13:05,497
Well, tell your friend that
we don't want our kids
up on stage dressed as popcorn.
293
00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,432
Uh-huh. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, heard.
294
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,703
Uh. We can definitely
change up the wardrobe.
295
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,673
That's actually
a really good compromise.
296
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,376
Finally, a grown-up.
297
00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,447
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
298
00:13:15,647 --> 00:13:16,682
That actually means a lot.
299
00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,785
Um. Let's get into it,
shall we?
300
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:23,294
Okay, so how do we feel
about mimed gun violence?
301
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:26,633
You know what? I heard it
as soon as I said it.
302
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,335
I'm gonna veto that one.
303
00:13:29,337 --> 00:13:30,908
[Paul] Hey, Annabelle.
304
00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,246
Annabelle.
305
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,818
Hey, Anton didn't mean that,
okay?
306
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,688
-Yes, I did.
-Shh.
307
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:42,060
-Look, we just wanna talk.
-[sighs]
308
00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:48,839
Hey.
309
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,112
Wanna smoke some weed?
310
00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:55,150
[door unlocks]
311
00:13:57,187 --> 00:14:01,327
I guess I just wanted
this to be my weekend
in New York, you know?
312
00:14:01,695 --> 00:14:03,833
Not just the weekend
I got an abortion.
313
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:06,237
Yeah, dude, I totally get that.
314
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,208
When I first moved down here
from Canada,
315
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:13,984
my expectations were, like,
New York fucking City,
you know?
316
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,988
Then everything sucked.
317
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,792
I made no money.
318
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,930
I was sleeping
on my buddy's floor
on, like, a towel.
319
00:14:21,396 --> 00:14:23,468
-I got scabies from the towel.
-Ew!
320
00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:24,870
[Annabelle] Oh, my God.
321
00:14:24,937 --> 00:14:27,308
Yeah, but then I got a job.
I met Issa.
322
00:14:27,374 --> 00:14:32,283
I-I met Anton, who's just,
like, the coolest person
I've ever met.
323
00:14:32,818 --> 00:14:35,491
So, it might seem boring
to you right now,
324
00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:38,795
but my advice would be
to just... just keep
an open mind, you know?
325
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:42,200
Like, New York can mean
a lot of things.
326
00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:44,640
Can I say something?
327
00:14:44,773 --> 00:14:46,273
-[Paul] Yeah, of course.
-Yeah.
328
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,846
I don't really know who
Sarah Jessica Parker is either.
329
00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:50,683
That is okay.
330
00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:53,789
It's not okay.
But yeah, let's forge on.
331
00:14:54,155 --> 00:14:56,960
Also, if I'm really honest?
332
00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:59,030
-Yeah, of course. Please.
-Yeah.
333
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,271
If I had your lives,
I'd abort myself.
334
00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:08,214
-Oh, my God. Fuck you.
-I told you.
335
00:15:08,281 --> 00:15:10,820
-I-I-I literally told you.
-Oh, my God. Fuck you.
336
00:15:11,019 --> 00:15:12,921
She's yours. Have fun.
337
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:17,096
[pants] Unclog toilet,
no plunger. [pants]
338
00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:19,768
"Lubricate"... I...
339
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:27,114
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please.
340
00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:29,051
Fuck.
341
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:33,124
Okay.
342
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,146
[grunts]
343
00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:46,817
[Carly] Hey, are you okay?
344
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,718
Yeah. Yeah.
345
00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:51,758
[Carly] Hey, my parents
wanna have you over
for dinner tomorrow.
346
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,361
That's so nice.
347
00:15:53,428 --> 00:15:55,432
-[Carly] Yeah.
Do you eat turkey?
-[gags] Mmm.
348
00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,368
[gags]
349
00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:59,538
Please, God. Please, God.
I'll be... I'm gonna blow
my brains out everywhere.
350
00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:02,109
I've never asked you
for anything.
351
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:04,414
I never fucking asked you
for anything, please.
352
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,856
Fuck.
353
00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:13,464
No.
354
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,540
-[Carly] Hi.
-Hey.
355
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:23,347
Oh. You okay?
356
00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:25,550
[stammers]
357
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,889
I-I was just...
I was in the bathroom
358
00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:29,692
and something
very bad happened.
359
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:31,630
-Oh, no.
-[Samir] Yeah.
360
00:16:31,697 --> 00:16:35,569
And I-I wasn't gonna
say anything, but...
[clears throat]
361
00:16:35,835 --> 00:16:37,640
It's just... It's...
It's gonna affect us all, so...
362
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,577
-No...
-Yeah.
363
00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:42,213
-I know, I know,
I know, I know.
-[Carly] No.
364
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:43,683
-I... And--
-[Carly] I know.
365
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,319
-I know.
-I know.
366
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:47,490
-[Samir] Yeah, I know--
-I took... I took a big shit.
367
00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:51,531
Sorry, what?
368
00:16:51,797 --> 00:16:54,102
You know, when I went to go
freshen up, but then I didn't.
369
00:16:54,134 --> 00:16:57,040
I just took a big shit
and I clogged the toilet
so bad.
370
00:16:57,107 --> 00:17:02,382
And-And then I took
the toilet brush and I was...
I just pushed it.
371
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:02,383
And-And then I took
the toilet brush and I was...
I just pushed it.
I just... I pushed it.
372
00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:03,785
I just... I pushed it.
373
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:05,523
-Uh-huh.
-I pushed it down there.
374
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,859
Yeah.
375
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,361
And then I just took
my straightener
376
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,966
and I don't know why,
but I flattened it.
377
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,605
-Yeah.
-And I was just pressing it.
378
00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:17,778
I was pressing it down
like a pancake.
379
00:17:18,846 --> 00:17:22,018
And I tried so hard
not to mess this up,
and then I did.
380
00:17:22,085 --> 00:17:23,888
I did.
I ruined our trip with my shit.
381
00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,525
No. You're-You're amazing.
382
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,927
You're...
383
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,469
What?
384
00:17:31,568 --> 00:17:34,408
I thought I was gonna
ruin it with my shit.
385
00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:37,077
I clogged it too.
386
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,981
I re-clogged it.
387
00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:40,618
-I double clogged it.
-No!
388
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:40,651
-I double clogged it.
-No!
-Just now.
-No, you didn't.
389
00:17:40,651 --> 00:17:42,622
-Just now.
-No, you didn't.
390
00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:46,160
Yes. Yes. And then
I took conditioner and I tried
to put it in as-as lube.
391
00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:48,365
-No.
-[Samir] I did.
392
00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:49,901
-Wow.
-And then I... [clears throat]
393
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,406
I got a fork and a knife
from the kitchen.
394
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:55,477
And, Carly,
I was just cutting it.
395
00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,347
-[Carly] Oh, my God.
-Yeah. I was
just cutting it up.
396
00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:59,819
-Wait, no.
I should have done that.
-Yeah.
397
00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:04,125
Stick with me, I guess.
Those are the kind
of ideas I have.
398
00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:11,707
Oh. Can I use
your toothbrush tonight?
399
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,010
-Why... Oh.
-Yeah.
400
00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:18,519
Justice if not now, then when?
P-O-P-C-O-R-N.
401
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:21,356
Guys, trust me,
she's not budging on runtime.
402
00:18:21,424 --> 00:18:25,765
-[scoffs]
-But if you give me
a smoke machine,
403
00:18:25,832 --> 00:18:28,638
I can probably get her
to cut the fight sequence.
404
00:18:28,871 --> 00:18:29,806
Oh, my God.
405
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,374
Let's just fire her.
406
00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:33,277
She clearly doesn't care
about this job.
407
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,683
What? No, Issa loves her job.
408
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,788
It's ridiculous that you have
to defend her like this.
409
00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:40,222
What is she?
410
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:43,061
A child? This is pathetic.
411
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,705
Justice if not now, then when?
412
00:18:48,771 --> 00:18:50,909
P-O-P-C--
413
00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:52,613
It's a fucking lock-in.
414
00:18:52,679 --> 00:18:55,117
-[kids gasp]
-Oh, my God. Wait,
how did you get in here?
415
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,525
-Ooh. What?
-[kids cheer]
416
00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:02,865
Issa, I am so sorry.
You were right.
417
00:19:02,964 --> 00:19:05,736
I was such an asshole,
and this matters.
418
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,039
This really, really matters.
419
00:19:09,008 --> 00:19:10,310
Aw.
420
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:16,955
P-O-P-C-O-R-N.
Justice if not now, then when?
421
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,959
-P-O-P-C-O-- Oh.
-[bell rings]
422
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,731
Okay, guys. Protest over.
Great job today.
423
00:19:21,798 --> 00:19:24,869
Um. Your homework for tonight
is to watch Erin Brockovich
424
00:19:25,035 --> 00:19:26,338
and tell me if I'd like it.
425
00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:29,111
Wait, what are you do...
426
00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:30,881
What about...
What about Popcorn Forest?
What about the protest?
427
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,217
Oh. Well, I mean, it's 6:00.
428
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:35,287
What am I gonna do?
Hold them overnight?
429
00:19:35,889 --> 00:19:37,726
-We'll just do Swan Lake.
-Oh.
430
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,230
Also, I should just keep
developing Popcorn for us.
431
00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:42,234
Like, it'll be
my Tick, Tick... Boom!
432
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,036
They'll make it after I die.
433
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,107
You know?
434
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:55,223
-[Paul] Hey, Anton?
-Yeah?
435
00:19:55,323 --> 00:19:58,730
You are cool, right?
Like, you know that?
436
00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:58,731
You are cool, right?
Like, you know that?
Not just relative to me.
437
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,533
Not just relative to me.
438
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,837
-Thank you. I knew that.
-Okay, 'cause I thought
you would...
439
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:05,610
-And your mustache isn't porny.
-Okay, really?
440
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,214
-No, stop looking at it.
-Or, like, pedophilic.
441
00:20:08,515 --> 00:20:10,618
-What? It's a mustache.
-I don't know.
442
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:13,022
I think she got to me.
I was thinking
about shaving it.
443
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,026
'Cause of her? No.
444
00:20:15,192 --> 00:20:16,496
-Let me see it.
-Hmm.
445
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,131
No, it's perfect.
446
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:19,533
Okay, great.
447
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:19,534
Okay, great.
I'll keep the 'stache.
448
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:21,370
I'll keep the 'stache.
449
00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:24,410
[door opens]
450
00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:26,980
I knew you two were
screwing each other's butts.
451
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,785
-[door closes]
-How'd it go? You okay?
452
00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:33,559
Good. But I do want pizza.
453
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,534
It's square,
don't throw a shit fit.
454
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,538
[Paul chuckles]
Okay. Let's go home.
455
00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:45,379
[Issa] Thank you all
for buying a playbill.
456
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:48,652
Now, as some of you may
have heard, I am on probation
at the dance school.
457
00:20:48,652 --> 00:20:49,954
[Anton, Paul, Billie] Boo!
458
00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:51,492
But in the spirit
of letting go,
459
00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:53,494
we decided to
put on a show for you.
460
00:20:54,228 --> 00:20:58,670
So I now present to you...
[gasps] ...Popcorn Forest,
abridged.
461
00:20:58,737 --> 00:21:00,172
[groans]
462
00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:02,543
[♪♪ classical music playing]
463
00:21:03,211 --> 00:21:07,452
Sway, sway, sway, sway.
464
00:21:14,497 --> 00:21:15,967
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
465
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,504
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
466
00:21:17,604 --> 00:21:20,008
In real life,
this would have pyrotechnics.
467
00:21:22,646 --> 00:21:24,181
And Ukraine.
468
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So you're the pregnant girl.
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00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,889
Not anymore.
470
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Oh. That's...
I heard you were a bitch.
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[singsongy] ♪♪ Popcorn Forest ♪♪
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Yeah. That fucking sucked.
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