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[♪♪ funk song playing]
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[sighs]
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-Okay, everybody
huddle up. [sighs]
-[claps]
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I want eye contact and nods.
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You are my best,
most cherished people.
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And we are more than capable
of throwing a dinner party
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despite what everyone says
about people our age.
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That we're neurotic,
irresponsible, directionless,
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or that we lie about
using menstrual cups.
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-That one felt targeted.
-It could have been
about anyone.
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-[Billie] But tonight...
-Yeah.
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Tonight, we're gonna
prove them wrong.
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We are in the roast chicken
phase of life.
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We can be mature,
and we can be normal.
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And we can cook
a roast fucking chicken
like the goddamn grown-ups we--
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-Oh, no.
-[Billie] Oh, my God.
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[grunts] He drank weird milk.
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-What?
-[Samir] Oh, my...
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He drank weird milk.
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-Someone get a towel.
-What is happening?
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[♪♪ theme music plays]
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Hey, thanks for letting me
invite her, Bills. My friend
Jules is, like, the best.
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She's really kind, super
thoughtful. She's the one
who put me onto poppers.
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PB, any friend of yours
is a friend of ours.
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As long as she has good banter
and an Atlantic article she
wants to discuss,
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because that is the vibe
that I'm curating tonight.
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-Oh, my God, hi.
-Hi.
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Not quite the outfit
we discussed.
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It's my dad's suit.
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You said dress up.
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Yeah, like a normal guy,
not like you run Gotham City.
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You look like
a little rascal, dude.
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You look like a little rascal.
You look amazing.
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You look incredible.
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[Issa] Hey, Paul Baker,
can you help me with the table?
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-[Paul] You look so good.
-Thanks.
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What? I'm trying to look nice
for Mr. Teacher.
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He knows what
you look like, Samir.
He taught you Hamlet.
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Okay, first of all,
shmoop.com taught me Hamlet.
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Second, it's just dinner.
Like, what's the...
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Because... here, hold this.
Because Mr. Teacher
makes me happy.
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And he has his shit together,
and he thinks we have
our shit together too.
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So, I just... I just
need this to go well, okay?
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-Okay, I got you.
-Thank you.
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How we looking out there, Iss?
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There are napkins on tables.
There are nuts in bowls.
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I mean,
this is basically a gala.
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-Aw. You look nice.
-Thank you.
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-Very Phantom Thread.
-Oh, thanks.
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-Never seen it.
-No, me neither.
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-Billie.
-Yeah.
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-Hi. Look at me. Hi.
-Hi.
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Relax. It's gonna be perfect.
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Also, lucky for you, I am the
ultimate dinner party guest.
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-You are?
-Yeah, I'm cultured,
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I'm great at chitchat.
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I have that awesome story
about how Jane Fonda
punched me in the tit
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at the climate march.
It's gonna be great, Bills.
It's gonna be great.
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-Paul Baker.
-Has anyone seen
the cocktail shaker?
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Okay, be honest.
Did I die? Am I in hell?
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What? You asked for
a bartender, you're gonna
get a bartender, okay?
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Someone is blacking out
tonight. [chuckles] Me.
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Just tell me
they're not assless.
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-They're not assless.
-[doorbell rings]
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Oh, my God, he's here.
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[fire alarm beeping]
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Um... Waft.
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-Waft, Samir!
-I'm... [stammers]
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If you don't know
the word "waft," just say so.
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I was trying things.
Here, here, here, here. Okay.
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-Hi, baby. Hi.
-Hi. Hey.
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-Oh. Mmm.
-[moans]
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Oh, my God.
[chuckles] Um, come in.
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-I want you to meet everyone.
-Yeah.
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-This is Anton.
-Hi, I'm Anton.
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-And Issa.
-Hi.
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-This is Paul Baker.
-What's up, man?
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-And you know Samir.
-Yeah.
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Sir.
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Okay, well, don't salute him.
[chuckles]
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Um, but I'm so excited
you're here. [chuckles]
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-I have a whole chicken
in the oven...
-Mmm!
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...which is very me.
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-Very us.
-So us.
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-Totally us.
-Mm-hmm.
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But come, uh, get a drink.
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-Uh, Samir, coat?
-Yes, I could take that.
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Yeah. Nice to meet you guys.
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[Issa] Yes.
[chuckles] Oh. I'm so excited.
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Oh.
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-You want to take it?
-Yeah.
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Thanks, Samir.
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-Oh, wow.
Wow, this is incredible. Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Oh. Cool. Cool.
-Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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How many leaves does it have?
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-How many leaves?
-Yeah.
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[stammers, sighs]
I've never counted. [chuckles]
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Uh, it's probably the same as
always, isn't it? Or different.
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[sighs] Yeah, I...
I mean, anyone's guess.
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-Yeah. [chuckles]
-Yeah. [chuckles]
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Samir, look at you.
Oh, my God, wow.
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You did it.
I'm so proud of you.
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[stammers] I'm trying.
Uh, thank you. [stutters]
That's very nice of you.
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Can I be honest with you
about something?
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Yeah.
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I'm on a very large,
introductory dose of ketamine.
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-Okay.
-[shushes]
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It's fine. It's fine. They call
it a... [inhales sharply]
A pony dose.
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'Cause if you gave it
to a pony, it would also
be high on ketamine.
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-Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
-Mmm.
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And just, sorry, why?
Why are you on that?
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[clicks tongue]
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It's just helping me move
through some stuff
right now, you know?
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-With the divorce
and everything.
-Mm-hmm.
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Let's not tell anyone.
Just keep it between us ducks.
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-Us ducks?
-Yeah.
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-Promise?
-Yeah, I promise.
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Okay.
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[kisses]
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It's really good to see you.
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[♪♪ "Strut Pt 2" playing]
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He's on ketamine.
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-Who?
-He...
He's tripping his balls off.
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-[Anton] Oh, my God,
Mr. Teacher?
-[Samir] Yeah.
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You know what?
Good for him.
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What? No. Not good.
Not good for him.
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The... Anton,
this whole thing is for him.
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This whole night.
Billie planned everything--
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Samir, he's in his forties,
okay? I'm sure he knows
what he's doing.
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She's gonna freak out.
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Yeah, if you tell her.
Just leave it, okay? Please.
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-I can't just leave it.
What do--
-Hold, hold.
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The-The cap. The cap.
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-What?
-The cap.
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It's just a little spillage.
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-[fire alarm beeping]
-Okay, waft.
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-[Billie] Anton, waft.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-No, Anton.
It's like... like this.
-[Billie] Oh, my God,
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does nobody know
the word "waft"?
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[sighs]
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-Okay. We need to get
those drinks out.
-Ah! Waft!
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Oh, yeah. Going.
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Oh, yeah. Going.
[beeping continues]
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[beeping continues]
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[beeping stops]
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I thought you said
they weren't assless.
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Oh, he changed. He changed.
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[Paul] Are you like actually
okay with it though?
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Paul Baker, there is nothing
wrong with bringing a plus one.
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Also, if Jules is important
to you, she's important to me.
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Oh, my God, I don't know.
I was... I was concerned
you'd be, like...
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I don't know, feel weird
about it or something?
I don't know.
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-What? Paul Baker...
-I know. I know, I know.
Just...
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I've never done, like,
old friends meeting
new friends, and I just...
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-but of course
you're okay with that.
-Duh.
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-I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
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-Pardon my reach.
-Oh. Thank you.
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[Paul] Huh.
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[clicks tongue]
Share, 'cause you got more.
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-Anyway,
Jules is gonna love me.
-She is.
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I just hope she's not
intimidated seeing me
in my element.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
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-Ready?
-Yeah. Uh-huh.
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-Watch this.
-Okay.
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X year, Barclays Center,
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I'm tits out next to Jane Fonda
in a way she does not like.
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[laughs] So, I've been
going to these protests
for a very long time,
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and I can tell there's
a new alpha in charge,
and Jane can tell too.
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-How's it going?
-Hmm?
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Oh. Bad. I signed up
for this job,
sort of outfit first.
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Hmm.
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Do you muddle olives?
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I walk up, she starts
throwing punches at me,
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and I'm like,
"Hey, whoa."
Dodging, dodging,
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and before I know it, boom!
Down she goes.
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-Old bitch.
-[both laugh]
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-I know.
-[laughs]
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Oh, my God. Oh, my...
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[Mr. Teacher laughing]
Oh, my God.
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You're the... You're just the
strangest little Mexican boy
I've ever seen.
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[laughs]
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-Wait, what?
-[doorbell rings]
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-Oh, that's Jules.
-Oh, yay.
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-You made it!
-[Jules] I did!
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-Oh, my God.
-I'm so sorry I'm late.
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-No.
-Like, a reunion thing
ran late,
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-and everyone wanted
a picture with me.
-[Paul] Oh, this is fun.
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-[Jules] That's for you.
-That's Jules?
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[grunts]
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-Oh, my God.
Foxy J in our house.
-Mm-hmm. In the house.
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[gasps, squeals]
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It's Julia Fox.
[chuckles] What?
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Hi, uh... Um, hi. [chuckles]
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You guys know Jules?
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Okay, Samir, service.
Anton, wine.
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Uh, Paul Baker, come
and help me reach tall things.
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-This dinner is live,
people. Go.
-[Anton] Julia, come with me.
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When I read your memoir,
I was like, wait,
this is literally me.
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-Every page.
-Oh, my God! You read my book?
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-[Anton] Of course, my love.
-[Jules] I love you.
I love you.
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[Anton] Okay, so, wait.
[chuckles] I think we are
very similar.
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-Julia Fox is on
my parents' couch.
-I know.
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Julia Fox is on my parents'
couch. The Uncut Gems girl's
on my parents' couch.
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-I know.
-She knows Sandler.
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I know, Samir, but we're fine.
This is why we prepped. [sighs]
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And then I was just like,
"You know what?
You're not a socialist,
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and this isn't even
your private jet!"
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[all laugh]
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That is so funny, babe.
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-Do you need help?
-No, no, you're good, girl.
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You keep eating.
Is the chicken in there?
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-Yeah.
-Oh, nice.
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[screams]
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Looks so yum.
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-You okay, Iss?
-Totally.
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I mean, did Paul Baker bring
the A-plus-plus-plus version
of me
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to this party? Sure.
And did I always dream
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that we would meet getting
arrested together
at Art Basel? Totally.
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But you know, now here she is
on my night, being interesting
all over the sofa.
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-[Billie] Oh, Iss.
-[Iss] Yeah.
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We had to land, um, in Athens.
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-[Anton] You landed early?
-Yeah.
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-Oh, shit.
-What?
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Huh? Oh, nothing.
He's... We're good.
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Huh? Oh, nothing.
He's... We're good.
Come on. Don't do this
to me, Samir, okay? I'm trying
to conquer a chicken.
227
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,720
Come on. Don't do this
to me, Samir, okay? I'm trying
to conquer a chicken.
228
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,922
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just-Just one second.
It's good.
229
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:53,326
[Issa] Hey, Jules,
crab dip is dairy free!
I got you, girl.
230
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,167
Hey. [panting]
231
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,070
-Hey.
-Hey.
232
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:07,307
-You okay?
-Yeah, we're all good, Samir.
233
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,710
That's the whole point.
234
00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:11,645
Okay, right. Yeah.
235
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,316
Oh. [chuckles]
The old yearbook.
236
00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,419
She really came into herself
after the Mets' braces, huh?
237
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:23,123
[Issa laughs] So funny.
238
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,426
I have to end it with her.
239
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,629
-What?
-Oh, fuck.
240
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,764
-Hold on.
-What the fuck am I doing?
241
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:34,100
Oh, man, what the fuck
am I doing? This girl
was a child. [gasps]
242
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,835
-No.
-I'm dating a child.
243
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,804
No, no, no, no, no,
you can't... You can't
think like that.
244
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,741
Everyone...
Everyone was a child.
Just breathe, okay?
245
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,510
You can't do this.
You just gotta breathe.
You're not thinking clearly.
246
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:47,581
No, no, this is the most clear
a person could or could not be.
247
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,284
Please, please
don't do this tonight.
You make her happy.
248
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,419
You make her so happy.
And she told me that.
249
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,421
She told me
that you make her happy.
250
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,024
[Italian accent]
And she make me chicken.
251
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,660
What?
252
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,000
[sighs]
253
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,483
Okay. Um...
254
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,319
-[Samir] Hey. Hey, Bills?
-Hey.
255
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:30,757
Hey, just real quick, I, uh...
I don't think you should
be dating this guy.
256
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,426
I think he's a sick man.
I think he's sick in the head.
257
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,629
Samir, what?
258
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,431
[stutters] I just think he's
fucking unhinged. I think...
259
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,965
Okay, where is this
coming from?
260
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,969
Well, Julia Fox
ate all the crab dip.
261
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,206
-Did you... change?
-[Issa sighs]
262
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:49,209
What? No.
I've been wearing this.
263
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,412
I fixed my hair.
264
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:56,250
I just... Bills, I really...
I don't think you should
be with this guy. In fact...
265
00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,219
Hey, I think you should
break up with him.
266
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,754
Oh, my... Oh, oh... Oh, my God.
267
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,558
Oh, my God, Samir,
is this bringing up feelings?
268
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:05,959
What feelings?
269
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,596
From 10th grade when you
asked me out, but I said no
270
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:10,464
because I was secretly
hooking up with Tyler Parcell.
271
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,599
This doesn't have anything
to do with Tyler Parcell.
272
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,134
Or his Porsche?
273
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,003
His dad's Porsche? It doesn't
have anything to do with that.
274
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,305
-[timer rings]
-I worry that you're doing
that thing
275
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,975
where you put all your eggs
in one basket, in the cart
before the horse. Yeah.
276
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,376
-Oh, my God.
-[sizzling]
277
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,347
I'm doing it.
278
00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:27,747
[chuckles]
279
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,784
Yeah. Yeah, it looks great.
280
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,524
[screams]
281
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:40,627
We all hang out
in Lorne's office. It's so fun.
282
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,496
No one actually watches
the show, but there are
a lot of celebrities there.
283
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,832
Like who?
284
00:12:44,899 --> 00:12:46,366
You guys should just
come with me next Saturday.
285
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,934
-To SNL?
-Yes.
286
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,471
Oh, my God, I mean me
and Bowen, we're doing bits?
287
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,072
-I think we have to.
-I think he's single.
288
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,340
-Hey. Can I talk to you?
-What?
289
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,508
Yeah, I met Emma Stone
last week.
290
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,977
[chuckles] I loved Easy A.
291
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,012
Whoa, hey, what?
292
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,615
Why would you bring a plus one?
I am your girlfriend.
I am your plus one.
293
00:13:01,682 --> 00:13:03,817
-But I asked you,
like, 50 times.
-[groans]
294
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,253
How do you even know her?
You barely have a cell phone.
295
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,789
No. It's Jules. We volunteer
together for Meals on Wheels.
She's Meals, I'm Wheels.
296
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:09,790
No. It's Jules. We volunteer
together for Meals on Wheels.
She's Meals, I'm Wheels.
Oh, wow. So, now you have your
own sick little pet names
for each other.
297
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:13,760
Oh, wow. So, now you have your
own sick little pet names
for each other.
298
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,763
-Oh, my God.
-That's amazing, Paul Baker.
299
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,464
Iss, come on.
You were gonna do this
no matter who I brought.
300
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,566
-That is not true.
-Yes--
301
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:24,571
You brought Julia Fox.
God. Do you ever go
on the fucking Internet?
302
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,141
-Wait, have you been to jail?
-Not, like, real jail.
303
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,276
Just, like, a holding cell.
304
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,278
[♪♪ "Sunny" plays on speakers]
305
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,620
-[Jules] Oh.
-Whoa. [chuckles]
306
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988
[Jules] O-Okay.
307
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,522
[♪♪ song continues]
308
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,627
♪♪ Sunny ♪♪
309
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,699
♪♪ Yesterday my life
was filled with rain ♪♪
310
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,134
Whoo!
311
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,202
♪♪ Sunny ♪♪
312
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,704
[Billie chuckles] Oh, my God.
313
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,409
-Hi, baby.
-[chuckles]
314
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,045
I like it when
you call me baby.
315
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,947
Infant.
316
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,281
Mmm?
317
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,518
I wish I had no knowledge.
318
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:16,023
♪♪ Thank you
For the love you
brought my way ♪♪
319
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:22,629
♪♪ Sunny one so true,
I love you ♪♪
320
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,030
[Billie chuckles]
321
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,234
[distorted] ♪♪ Sunny... ♪♪
322
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,236
-[Billie chuckles]
-I have to tell you something.
323
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,538
And I have to make the slaw.
324
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,074
No, I do. I really have
to tell you something.
325
00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:39,446
[normal] ♪♪ Thank you
For the facts from A to Z ♪♪
326
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,481
-[Anton] Whoo!
-[Jules] Top me off, baby.
327
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,682
I will, babe.
328
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,985
-[finger snaps]
-Hey. I've read half your book.
329
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,753
Fuck yeah, you did.
330
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,056
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
331
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,892
-Come on, dance with me.
-No, thanks.
332
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,295
♪♪ ...I love you ♪♪
333
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,505
-Wow, Bills.
-Oh, my God. Unbelievable.
334
00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:05,672
Oh, my God.
335
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,307
-Wow.
-Wow.
336
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,310
[chuckles]
337
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,714
-[glass clinking]
-If I may,
I'd like to make a toast.
338
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:14,748
-[glass clinking]
-If I may,
I'd like to make a toast.
Oh, my God. Please. [chuckles]
339
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,550
Oh, my God. Please. [chuckles]
340
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:19,686
To Paul Baker. Thank you
for inviting me here tonight.
341
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,255
[Paul] Of course.
342
00:15:21,322 --> 00:15:24,191
And I'd like to recite a line
from my favorite poem.
343
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,193
[whispers] Oh, wow.
344
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:31,999
"Live thy life, young and old,
like yon oak, bright in spring,
living gold."
345
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:33,400
To all of you.
346
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,169
-[all] Aw.
-[Paul] Cheers.
347
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,604
Oh, wait, um, I actually
have a toast as well.
348
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:42,576
[clears throat] Uh, it's a poem
that I wrote myself, uh,
and it's called,
349
00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:45,679
-"Bleached Eyebrows
Aren't a Personality."
-[Paul] Okay.
350
00:15:45,746 --> 00:15:48,048
It goes "poor, poor girl
bleached her eyebrows
at home..."
351
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,583
Okay, toasting's done.
Toasting's done.
352
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,451
Well, actually I'd like
to say something to Billie.
353
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,455
-Aw.
-No, no. Sorry, nope.
Toasting's over.
354
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:56,523
Sorry, we're all
very hungry, right?
355
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,692
-Samir.
-Yeah,
she said toasting's over.
356
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:01,394
-Too many toasts is tacky
at this point.
-[Billie] We can do one more.
357
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,697
Yeah? Then can I just toast you
in the kitchen? Real quick?
358
00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:06,199
-What?
-Paul Baker,
can I toast you upstairs?
359
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,069
No, no, no, no more toasts.
No more toasts.
360
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,238
We have a celebrity here. Okay?
Let's make her proud.
[chuckles]
361
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,374
Babe, do you want
to do the honors?
362
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,777
Mmm. Oh, yeah.
Wow, yes, thank you.
Great. Wow.
363
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,047
-Huh? What a thing of beauty.
-[squeals]
364
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,117
-It really looks great, Bills.
-It does.
365
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,287
Okay, here we go.
366
00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:29,590
[Issa shrieks]
367
00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:31,324
Oh, my God.
368
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,395
[Mr. Teacher] Mmm. Oh, yeah.
369
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,564
-[Anton] Oh, my...
-[groans]
370
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,300
Did-Did she forget
to thaw that out?
371
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:41,969
You have to thaw it?
372
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:45,705
-Wow, gorgeous.
-[Issa] Oh.
373
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:45,739
-Wow, gorgeous.
-[Issa] Oh.
Nice bit of skin for you, sir.
374
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,041
Nice bit of skin for you, sir.
375
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,479
-She's a toughie bird.
-[Issa gasps]
376
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:53,747
-How hungry are you, Julia?
-Not at all.
I'm actually vegan.
377
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:56,416
-That's a nice piece.
-[Jules] Oh. Oh.
378
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,584
[stammers]
379
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,187
For our beautiful chef.
380
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,391
Bit of skin.
381
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,261
Wait, wait, wait. Wait,
everyone. Wait. Listen.
382
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,030
Au jus first.
383
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,599
-[Issa] No.
-[Samir groans]
384
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,370
And for you, my hallucination.
385
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,305
-[Jules stammers]
-[Anton gasps]
386
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,540
[Issa gasps]
387
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,709
[Mr. Teacher grunts]
388
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,512
All right, everyone. Tuck in.
389
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,582
Mmm.
I'll just try a little bit.
390
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,184
[Billie gasps]
391
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,988
-[all groaning]
-[Paul] Oh, my God.
392
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,290
-[Mr. Teacher moaning]
-Oh, my...
393
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,060
The sides are usually
the best part, but not tonight.
394
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,162
[all groan]
395
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,630
-[Anton] Oh, my God.
-Oh.
396
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,465
[Mr. Teacher]
That's delicious.
397
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,237
He... He's on ketamine.
398
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,440
Pony dose.
399
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,379
I...
400
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,649
Tonight was supposed to be...
401
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,384
[Issa, Jules scream]
402
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,855
-I guess no one
says grace anymore!
-[Anton] Oh, my God.
403
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,523
[Mr. Teacher breathing heavily]
404
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:12,192
-[Issa, Billie, Jules
scream, gasp]
-[Samir] Whoa!
405
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,061
Do you guys have a bathroom?
406
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,069
Just unlock the door, okay?
I can drive you home.
407
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,138
[Mr. Teacher]
No! I'm the sick housemate!
408
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,140
Why wouldn't you tell me
he was on ketamine?
409
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,909
I'd said...
I said that he's unhinged.
410
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,246
[Mr. Teacher]
I am the Chandler of the group.
I'm funny!
411
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,814
You know what, I don't care.
I'm going in.
412
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,149
-No, no, Samir, stop. Samir.
-Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yes.
413
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:40,053
Hey, dickhead, you can't treat
my friend like that. All right?
You're in my house.
414
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,390
Samir! You live
in your childhood home.
415
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,593
You sleep in your childhood bed
ensconced in the same walls
416
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,729
where you first discovered
your penis.
417
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:54,601
You're not a man
of the house, Samir.
You are Eloise.
418
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,204
You fuck...
419
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,607
-Bro, get the fuck
out of my house, man.
-Samir, Samir. Stop.
420
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,909
-He's clearly going
through something.
-Yeah, clearly he's going...
421
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,611
-Why are you making excuses
for this guy?
-I'm not making excuses.
422
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,447
You're being crazy.
423
00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,115
-I'm being crazy?
I'm being crazy?
-Yeah, you're being crazy.
424
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:10,083
-He's...
He's breaking up with you.
-Yeah.
425
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,353
What?
426
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:16,590
He told me
he-he's breaking up with you.
He told me.
427
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,228
Is that true?
428
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:29,302
Billie, I think you might be
my rock bottom.
429
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,375
[Samir] Hey.
430
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,211
-No, no, no, hey, hey, hey.
-What the fuck?
431
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,916
He's a fucking
40-year-old loser.
432
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:43,784
[Billie] He's 42.
433
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,821
-I can give him the weird milk.
-[snorts]
434
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,590
We gotta get this guy
the fuck out of here.
435
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,495
[Samir] Is that his phone?
436
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,135
-Which room?
-He's in the shower.
437
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,771
Jesus Christ.
438
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,272
[sighs] Okay.
439
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,340
[Mr. Teacher shouting]
440
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,909
-Medic?
-Ex-wife.
441
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:10,143
[Mr. Teacher
continues shouting]
442
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,845
She didn't take her shoes off.
443
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,314
We're past shoes off.
444
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,383
Hey.
445
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,385
[Mr. Teacher]
Hillary, are you...
446
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,589
Yeah, I'm here now, apparently.
447
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,293
Jesus Christ.
448
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,261
[Mr. Teacher sobbing]
I'm not doing very good.
449
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,831
-[Hillary] Oh, you're damp.
-Yeah.
450
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,067
-[Hillary] Get your stuff.
Let's go.
-Let's go.
451
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,601
Yeah, yeah.
452
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,105
Do you want to come with us
to the hospital?
453
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:41,241
Oh, no. We broke up.
454
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,376
So did we.
455
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:46,580
You must hate me
right now. [chuckles]
456
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,251
Did he call you
his rock bottom?
457
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,222
Maybe he's yours too.
458
00:20:56,657 --> 00:21:01,728
-Okay, time to go.
Say bye to Billie.
-[coughs] Goodbye, Billie.
459
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,730
Billie, say bye to Andrew.
460
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,799
Bye.
461
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,434
Okay.
462
00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:10,704
[Hillary] Easy does it.
463
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:13,240
-[Andrew] Can we stop
for Taco Bell?
-No.
464
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:18,745
The whole fucking time
I'm trying to remember
this guy's name. Andrew.
465
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,516
-[Billie snorts]
-[Samir laughs]
466
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:30,090
[sighs] I-I'm-I'm sorry, Julia.
This night has been so...
467
00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:33,127
[breathes deeply] I feel like
I've been my worst self
around you.
468
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:35,095
You know, listen,
I don't know you,
469
00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:36,730
-I don't know your name...
-It's Issa.
470
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,400
...but as Paul's friend,
you're better than this.
471
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:43,236
Go wash your face.
472
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,007
I would love to do this.
473
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,443
-No. I'm not
coming back out here.
-[clears throat] Yeah.
474
00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,679
I learn from my mistakes
and you should too.
475
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,682
But I can follow you back
on Instagram. What's your
name again?
476
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:55,716
But I can follow you back
on Instagram. What's your
name again?
Do you wanna just put it in?
477
00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:57,317
Do you wanna just put it in?
478
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,053
-Oh, your ride's, it's in--
-Oh, shit. My car's here.
479
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,323
It was really nice to meet you,
Tina, and I hope you get
well soon, okay?
480
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,325
Just hang in there.
481
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,329
-Bye.
-B-Bye.
482
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,699
Fuck Mr. Teacher.
483
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:16,270
-Fuck Mr. Teacher.
-[imitating Andrew] Eloise.
484
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:20,307
I'm fucking...
I'm Mr. Salomone, bitch.
485
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,978
-He manages the plaza.
-Ah.
486
00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,713
I should have said that.
It would have been so good.
487
00:22:27,214 --> 00:22:28,549
I thought Issa was on dishes?
488
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,884
Yeah, "was" being
the key word there.
489
00:22:30,951 --> 00:22:32,219
[Anton] Well, I got you.
490
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,989
-So who else do you know?
-I was just thinking
about that.
491
00:22:36,056 --> 00:22:38,492
There's this woman Scarlett
at my gym that I'm
pretty close with.
492
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,627
I know she's an actress, so...
493
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,096
Jesus Christ.
494
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,697
[Paul] Oh, and Kenny.
I play chess with Kenny.
495
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,232
[Anton] No,
I think that's just Kenny.
496
00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:47,934
-[Paul] Oh, hey, Bills.
-How are you, my love?
497
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,303
I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
498
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,774
[screams]
499
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,911
[♪♪ "Sunny" plays]
500
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:02,515
♪♪ Yesterday my life
was filled with rain ♪♪
501
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:04,618
♪♪ Sunny ♪♪
502
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:10,190
♪♪ You smiled at me
And really eased the pain ♪♪
503
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,895
♪♪ The dark days are gone
And the bright days are here ♪♪
504
00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:18,866
♪♪ My sunny one
shines so sincere ♪♪
505
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:26,406
♪♪ Sunny one so true,
I love you ♪♪
506
00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:28,375
♪♪ Sunny ♪♪
507
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:34,781
♪♪ Thank you for the truth
you let me see ♪♪
508
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,349
♪♪ Sunny... ♪♪
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