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You’re flossing to me?
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Are you flossing to me?
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I’m the only one here.
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Ah. [groans]
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Okay. Guys, no.
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[blows whistle]
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House rules!
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[all laughing]
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-What are we doing?
-It’s a tradition, you’ll see.
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Upstairs now! Let’s go!
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Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
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÷| Never around
the same about ÷|
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÷| She’s got it all ÷|
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Strong board this year, guys.
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-Yeah.
-Awesome.
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-[Paul] Okay, we mix it.
-[Issa] Okay.
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Homeowner goes first.
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-[Issa gasps]
-[Samir clears throat]
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-Paul Baker.
-Yeah.
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-Your first rule.
-Can’t believe I have
to say this, but...
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No fucking on the couch.
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Yes, but no.
Okay, thematically similar.
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-Stop leaving condoms
in the toilet.
-Copy that.
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-And the shower.
-[Paul] That’s on me.
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-And in the sink that one time.
-My bad, big bro.
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See, I told you we have
to stop using protection.
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-No.
-What?
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-So ruled?
-So ruled.
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So ruled.
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And then you drink from
the Springsteen on Broadway mug,
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which is the most sacred
drinking vessel
in the house. Drink up.
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-[Issa] Go! Go! Go! Whoo!
-Oh. It’s bad, bad.
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Okay, who’s next?
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-Issa. Issa.
-Me?
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Lots of options here. Um...
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Opening it up
to the floor under Article 3-6.
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Oh, I know. She’s got
to stop saying the F slur.
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-I’m allowed to say that.
-No, I grandfathered her in.
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-It’s fine.
-She has to admit
her parents are rich.
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-They’re upper middle class.
It’s not--
-I cannot have this fight again.
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Then, she has to let us
track her.
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Oh. Yeah, guys, please. I keep
losing her in multi-floor Zaras.
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Okay, totally.
You guys can track me right now.
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I just have...
Wait, where is my phone?
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Okay, so we will
track her with an AirTag.
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-Wait, what?
-So ruled?
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[all] So ruled.
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-Bruce her.
-[Anton] Attagirl.
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[Samir] Drink up.
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-Anton.
-Yes. Okay, yes.
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-You have to break
your dry spell.
-[gasps]
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-Fuck off.
-Because you’re getting
kind of snippy.
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Fuck off, girl.
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And also your standards are
impossibly high.
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Okay, smart, kind, so gay that
it turns a corner
and becomes straight again.
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-What is the problem with that?
-[Issa] Anton...
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-So ruled?
-So ruled.
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Fine. I’m horny.
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-[Issa] Paul Baker!
-Okay, Samir--
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I know, I know.
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We don’t have to do
the whole thing for me,
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-’cause I already know
I gotta...
-[all] Get a job!
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I gotta get a job, yeah.
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[all clapping]
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-Billie.
-Yes.
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You must stop visiting
your old high school.
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Give me the gavel.
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-No.
-No. No more check-ins.
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-No more knock, knocks.
-I mean, what even is
a "knock, knock"?
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Knock, knock.
Just in the area. Hi.
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-It’s strange, love.
-[Samir] Thank you.
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If I stop going,
they’ll think I’ve died.
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-That’s okay. Okay, so ruled?
-[all] So ruled.
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[Samir] Starting now.
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You got this, Bills.
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-No more knock, knocks.
-No more--
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Knock, knock.
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Hey, Billie Schaeffer.
How the hell are you?
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Yeah, good.
Just in the neighborhood,
thought I’d, uh, swing by.
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-Yeah, please, come on in.
-Oh, my God. I’d be honored.
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Hey, guys, this is...
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Hey, Kelsey.
[whistles] Headphones.
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Guys, this is Billie.
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Billie is, no joke,
one of Garfield’s best
and brightest alumni.
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We had these desks. [chuckles]
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In fact, actually,
Billie here was
editor in chief of the paper for
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-three years, was it? Yeah, wow.
-Three years, yeah.
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Three years.
God, best years of my life.
[chuckles]
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So, she pretty much
taught me how to do my job.
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-Oh, my God. Stop.
-How’ve you been?
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-How’s-how’s, uh,
the big, bad world?
-Everything is great. Um...
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Everything is going
according to plan.
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-So...
-Great. Good for you.
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I mean,
I was gonna head out, but...
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I mean, if you guys have
any questions, I mean...
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No, not if you’re
on your way out.
You go. We’re fine.
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I mean, I have a minute.
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-Okay.
-I have a minute. Yeah.
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Okay, okay. Yeah, that’d
be great. We would love it.
We’ll take it. Guys.
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Hit me with your best shot.
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We’re on a deadline.
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Ooh. Kelsey,
that’s a little rude, okay?
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So we’re gonna call that
strike one for the day,
all right?
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Yeah, Josh.
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Hi. Josh Rapaport.
Do you have any tips
for interviewing people?
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Do I have tips? Yeah.
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Yeah, I have tips.
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So, sophomore year,
I taught myself shorthand.
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-That’s right.
-Google
"Hot to Jot" Cheryl Koenig.
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Game changer. [chuckles]
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Yes, over here. Question?
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Um, didn’t you stop by
my Spanish class last week?
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Yeah. Yeah,
you were there last week.
I remember seeing you.
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No, I don’t think I did.
Did I? I don’t know.
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Yeah, you asked if we were
up to vosotros .
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Don’t think that that was me.
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Do we have
any other questions? Yes.
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Yeah, why do you care
if we’re up t vosotros
?
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No, you know what? Why don’t
we keep it on track, shall we?
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Avery is right.
She’s here a lot. It’s weird.
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-Okay, so that feels like
strike two.
-[sighs] Why?
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How is Rachel Sheffield
always on a fucking cruise?
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I got an interview.
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-What?
-I got an interview at,
like, a...
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-at a company.
-No, I can’t hear you.
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I have an interview
at a company.
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Like a fintech company.
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Wait, what?
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That’s amazing.
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I know. Picture me, fintech.
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-Can you see it? I’m at a desk.
-Mm-hmm.
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Bunch of staplers,
little ones, big ones.
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-Staple remover as well.
-’Course.
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I’m sitting there,
"Hi, I’m Samir.
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I work at fintech."
My voice is different.
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It’s "in fintech."
But yes, I fully pictured it.
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-Wow. [stammers] It’s great.
-Okay.
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This is crazy.
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I just gotta look up
what the "fin" means.
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Mm-hmm. Look that up.
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So now it’s between Abby P
and Abby F
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for the lead
of Popcorn Forest the Musical.
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But it’s just, like, Abby F’s
parents are in a commune.
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-She isn’t well.
-And done.
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-You are officially airtagged.
-I love it.
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-Wait. It’s actually so chic.
-Should we take it
for a test-drive?
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-[gasps] Yeah.
-Go to Sephora.
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-Somewhere scary.
-Oh, my God.
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-I love how you’re speaking.
-Uh-huh.
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That sounds so fun.
I love it. [gasps]
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-What? Do we know him?
-Oh, my God. Look.
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No, but that’s, like,
literally Anton’s type.
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Well, he’s with a girl though.
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Well, I started to,
like, notice people again.
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And it’s the first time
since Michael that I feel
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-like I’m ready
to get back out there.
-Michael. He’s gay.
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-He’s gay.
-[chuckles]
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And this is why I’m like,
"Everyone should be in therapy."
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[friend] I know.
Wait, are you still...
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What does he say?
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I can’t. Tomorrow,
I’m doing that park cleanup.
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-[friend] All right.
-Yeah, you know.
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-Hey, you want to walk with me?
-[friend] Yeah.
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Oh, shit, they’re leaving.
Wait, what do we do?
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No, babe, don’t...
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Don’t. Don’t! Don’t!
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-No, you did not.
-I had to.
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-You did not have to.
-I really did.
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We are in a post-de Blasio,
pre- Avatar III moment.
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We have to live.
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-What does that
have to do with this?
-No, look at me.
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We have to live.
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That’s, like, a hundred bucks.
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Okay, the mailbox
is so full, you guys.
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We actually have to think about
opening that soon.
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-He’s here!
-Welcome. We’ve been waiting.
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-Whatever it is, no.
I have work.
-No, no, no, so do we.
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We have been working to break
your dry spell, actually.
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Allow me to explain.
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Okay, see me at
a coffee shop outside.
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I’m wearing this gorgeous
burgundy camisole,
and my nipples look great.
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You took the AirTag
that we all chipped in on
for your house rule,
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and you put it on a random guy
that you profiled as gay.
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-Or bi.
-No, he was definitely gay.
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-But yes.
-Okay. I have to work.
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-No, no, Anton,
please sit down. Please.
-[sighs]
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We’ve been working on this
all morning. Just five minutes.
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Thank you. So, now...
Anton, full commit sit.
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Okay, look at me.
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Now look at Paul Baker.
Now tell him he’s cute.
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-You’re cute.
-Okay.
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Look at that dot.
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We saw that dot.
We heard that dot’s voice.
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We saw that dot’s bicep
ripple in the sun
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as he drank his dirty, little,
slutty, little chai.
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[whispers] So slutty.
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I am telling you,
with full confidence,
this dot could be
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more than just your
first fuck in eight months.
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This dot could be
the love of your life.
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The love of your life.
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[scoffs]
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-I’ve always wanted to read her.
-Take it. For real, take it.
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You’ll love Elena Ferrante.
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-You don’t have to walk me out.
-Please.
It’s the least I can do.
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-Hey, sorry about the kids.
-Yeah.
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-They’re real shits this year.
-They really are.
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Well, come back next year.
All the COVIDy ones
are graduating, so...
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No, thanks. But this is kind of
my farewell tour.
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-Oh.
-Yeah.
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And not in the Elton way,
where I keep coming back.
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But in like a Bowie way,
where I die at the end.
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Oh. Oh, oh. Who do we have here?
[chuckles]
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The myth, the legend.
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[÷| wistful music]
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Billie? You okay, Billie?
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Billie, you okay?
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-Yeah.
-Oh, gosh. What can I...
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-Would you like some water
or something?
-No.
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-I’ll take it down.
-No, don’t take it down.
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Okay, I’ll leave it there. Um...
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Do you... [sighs] Do you want
some gossip? Teacher gossip?
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Madame Daubreu’s been
embezzling from the French Club.
223
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[sobs] But then how will
they go to Quebec?
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-[sobs]
-Um...
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Do you want to help me
grade some essays?
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Yeah, I think I’d like that.
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Great.
228
00:09:54,889 --> 00:09:56,425
Ooh. Dot’s leaving The Whitney.
229
00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,162
[Issa] And you know
he was there for the art too.
230
00:09:58,195 --> 00:09:59,900
Like, that was way too long
for just a status tote.
231
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,402
Oh, my God.
232
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,674
Wow, Dot’s flying down
9th Avenue.
233
00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:06,012
-Wow, Dot’s in incredible shape.
-Anton.
234
00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:09,084
Okay, can you guys do this
in truly any other part
of the house?
235
00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:12,224
I have to go off mute
in a second and say, "Uh-huh,"
or else I’ll get an email.
236
00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:15,765
Yeah, I’m gonna go prep
for my interview upstairs.
It’s the one for fintech.
237
00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:19,839
"Fin" stands for "financial,"
just so we’re all aware.
238
00:10:19,872 --> 00:10:22,244
-Totally.
-See?
239
00:10:22,277 --> 00:10:26,887
Some people have actual work,
instead of wasting the day
stalking a gay stranger.
240
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,225
-[Issa] Dot’s at Cafe Corinne!
-[Paul] Is that good or bad?
241
00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:31,362
That’s amazing. That’s, like,
Anton’s favorite restaurant.
242
00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:34,301
It’s, like, dim lighting,
long communal sinks,
amazing soap.
243
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,205
-[Paul gasps]
-Good luck, Dot.
244
00:10:36,238 --> 00:10:38,275
You’re gonna have to wait
in line for, like, an hour.
245
00:10:39,311 --> 00:10:42,217
-[Paul] Oh, my God.
Dot’s getting in.
-He must have a connection.
246
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,190
[Anton’s colleague]
...to Anton. Anton?
247
00:10:45,223 --> 00:10:47,127
Uh-huh.
248
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,062
[Anton’s colleague]
Great. And we’ll get that...
249
00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,900
Who is this perfect man?
250
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,301
[÷| whimsical dance music]
251
00:10:52,337 --> 00:10:55,912
Yeah, so obviously it’s
a new space for me, fintech.
252
00:10:55,945 --> 00:11:00,120
But I am a quick learner
and I’ve been brushing up
on Python since college.
253
00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:02,457
Okay, very nice.
254
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,228
So, yeah, it’ll be a jump,
255
00:11:04,261 --> 00:11:07,467
but, like, Harrison Ford started
as a carpenter, right?
256
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,038
-[chuckles]
-Yeah.
257
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:11,042
[Adam] That’s good.
258
00:11:11,075 --> 00:11:13,313
Well, look, Samir, we’re
building this team out fast,
259
00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:15,317
and I think I speak
for all of us
260
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,788
when I say we love you
in the role as a PM.
261
00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:20,327
-Oh.
- So, uh, yeah, let’s do it.
262
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,765
-Wha... Yeah?
-[Adam] Yes.
263
00:11:22,798 --> 00:11:25,136
Like, that... that’s it?
264
00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:27,875
That’s it.
You got the job, Samir.
265
00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:29,512
- Good job.
-Wow.
266
00:11:29,545 --> 00:11:31,182
Yeah, that’s great. Well...
No, that’s great.
267
00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:34,254
-Wow, wow.
- Oh, come on. That’s it?
268
00:11:34,287 --> 00:11:35,423
[stammers] Thank you, guys.
269
00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:37,127
We just said you got the job.
270
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,429
-[Lindsay] You can celebrate.
- Come on.
271
00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:40,768
The interview is over.
272
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,404
-[Lindsay] Loosen up.
The job is yours.
-Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
273
00:11:42,437 --> 00:11:44,976
-I mean, yeah.
-[Adam] Come on. It’s exciting.
274
00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:47,114
-[Lindsay]
Celebrate a little. Ow!
-Oh, man.
275
00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:50,020
Yeah, there we go. Good job.
276
00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:52,992
- Ey.
- Uh-oh. Watch out.
277
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:57,000
- Ey. This guy.
-[whooping]
278
00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,139
-[gasping]
-Ah! [chuckles]
279
00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:08,455
Okay. Think I might
have you guys on mute.
280
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,465
So how does it work, uh,
with vacation days?
281
00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:18,309
Okay, wait, I think this is AI.
282
00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:21,950
Yes. I mean,
they’re all AI, but just...
283
00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:24,154
-How good is the AI
that I’m grading?
-[chuckles]
284
00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:32,538
So, any chance you wanna tell me
what’s going on with you?
285
00:12:35,143 --> 00:12:39,051
-I just lost my job, so...
-[sighs]
286
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:40,252
Fuck, Billie, I’m sorry.
287
00:12:41,923 --> 00:12:43,927
I did have a hunch.
288
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,231
[sighs] Well, you know,
what with all the...
the knock, knocks.
289
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:52,444
[sighs] That’s... I know, I...
I mean, I’ve been trying,
you know?
290
00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:56,820
Pretending like
it doesn’t bother me
and trying to lean into it
291
00:12:56,853 --> 00:13:01,028
and telling myself that it’s,
like, this great opportunity
to rebrand but...
292
00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:03,366
-[clicking stapler]
-It’s not, you know?
293
00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:07,474
Like, I’m 24, I’m unemployed,
I’m about to be
priced out of blonde,
294
00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:11,248
and now, on top of that,
I’m in 15 grand of medical debt
295
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:12,985
because of some hospital bill.
296
00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:15,090
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
297
00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:16,860
And it’s like, I don’t know,
maybe that’s just what happens.
298
00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:18,463
Maybe that’s what life is.
299
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:21,268
You go from being
all gold stars and potential
300
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,074
to just some bitch
who peaked in high school.
301
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:28,951
Look, hey, I’ve seen "peaked
in high school," all right?
302
00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,353
Max Rapaport.
303
00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,558
-He’s so bald now.
-I know.
304
00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:34,863
[both chuckling]
305
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:35,964
I’m not worrying about you.
306
00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,870
Whatever you’re going through,
you will get through.
307
00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,272
You will.
308
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,179
Yeah, I hope so.
309
00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:45,049
You will.
310
00:13:45,082 --> 00:13:47,120
You just have to, you know,
take it one step at a time.
311
00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,458
Okay, like, for example,
what did the hospital say
312
00:13:49,491 --> 00:13:51,128
when you called them
about the bill?
313
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,338
-You can call them?
-Oh.
314
00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:59,211
-[Anton] I feel like
Dot’s an uncle.
-[Issa] Mmm!
315
00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:01,550
But, like, he’s not annoying
about it. He just, like,
loves his nephews.
316
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,088
-Yeah.
-And I feel like Dot has,
like, a toolbox,
317
00:14:04,121 --> 00:14:07,494
but all the tools are actually,
like, clicked in their place.
318
00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:09,899
-[Issa gasps]
-Oh. 100%. Yeah.
319
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,607
Okay, question for the group.
Do we think Dot has
a dick or a cock?
320
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,978
Oh. Interesting.
321
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,982
’Cause some guys have dicks,
and then some guys have,
like, cocks.
322
00:14:18,015 --> 00:14:19,986
I feel like Dot has a schlong.
323
00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,457
-You know?
Like, it’s, like, heavy.
-[Issa] Yeah. Yeah.
324
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,929
-I feel like... Mindwipe?
-Yeah.
325
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:28,136
I feel like it’s been hard to
break my dry spell or whatever
326
00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:30,473
-because I, like,
hate a random hookup.
-Mm-hmm.
327
00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:34,081
But obviously if it’s not
random, then it feels like
it means something,
328
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:37,387
and then if it, like,
means something,
then I could get Jacob again.
329
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:40,392
Anton’s ex. Broke Anton’s heart.
Dead to us.
330
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,063
Amazing shoulders though.
331
00:14:42,096 --> 00:14:43,466
-[whispers] Iss.
-Sorry.
332
00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:44,669
I can’t avoid it forever,
obviously.
333
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,238
-I just...
-Yeah.
334
00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,013
Okay, you guys,
I called mindwipe.
335
00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:51,916
-Oh. Totally, yeah.
-Oh. Sorry. Sorry.
336
00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,955
Oh, my God! Samir, how’d it go?
337
00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:57,360
Uh, I got the job.
338
00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:59,097
-Hey!
-What?
339
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,536
-And then I mooned them.
-Oh.
340
00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:03,272
Then I lost the job.
341
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:06,244
-What?
-[Samir] So...
342
00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:08,683
Yeah.
343
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:12,156
-So...
-[mouths] Mooned them.
344
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,100
Maybe I’m a socialist.
345
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,171
Ah. No, Samy, dude, you gotta...
346
00:15:19,204 --> 00:15:21,375
You can’t let all that
with the...
347
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:23,614
with the haters,
didn’t get the...
348
00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:26,252
-Oh, my God. Dot’s home.
Dot’s home.
-What? Google that building.
349
00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:29,358
-East 79th, baby, East 79th.
-Oh, it’s a doorman building!
350
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:31,596
Oh, my God! I’m gonna be sick.
351
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:34,268
The start of my life
has begun, my love.
This is the start of my life!
352
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,302
[rat squeaks]
353
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,612
So I have the itemized bill
in front of me
354
00:15:39,645 --> 00:15:43,720
and I did get, um, yeah,
all three of those scopes done.
355
00:15:43,753 --> 00:15:45,558
But you’re looking at
the procedure calculator online.
356
00:15:45,591 --> 00:15:47,528
And, um,
I’m on the hospital website
357
00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:51,101
and the procedure calculator
is showing a much lower price.
358
00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:54,341
Yeah, I’m looking at 1,700
for an endoscopy.
359
00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:56,111
And a thousand
for a colonoscopy.
360
00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:58,282
And more like
a thousand for a colonoscopy.
361
00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:00,053
Now ask about
the hardship payment plan.
362
00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:01,523
Yeah, and let me ask you
something, Cindy.
363
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:05,029
Do you have a, um...
a hardship payment plan?
364
00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:06,097
-Mm-hmm.
-Because I, uh...
365
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,538
I just got fired, so...
366
00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:11,742
Wait, really?
367
00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:14,749
-[whispers] 2,200.
-Take it, take it.
368
00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:18,523
-And that’s over six months?
-[gasping]
369
00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:21,328
Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Yeah, I can...
370
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,398
I can figure that out, I think.
371
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:26,104
Yes, thank you, Cindy.
372
00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:28,810
Thank you so much. Okay, bye.
373
00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:30,280
Whoo!
374
00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:33,553
-Holy shit! Oh my God!
-Hey.
375
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,225
-Hey, you were amazing.
-You were amazing.
376
00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:39,632
Oh, my God! Okay, 2,200
is still a lot of money.
We’ll figure that out.
377
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,139
But, oh, my God, how did you
figure out how to do that?
378
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,644
There’s a lot of years
between 24 and 42.
379
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:47,748
Plus I once paid ten grand
for an MRI, so...
380
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:49,318
[sighs]
381
00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:51,154
Hey, wait till I get
my hands on your rsum.
382
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:56,566
-Oh. Oh. Uh...
-[unzipping]
383
00:16:56,599 --> 00:17:00,608
I don’t know that we should
do this in here, Billie.
384
00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:03,078
[whimpers, pants]
385
00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,794
No, no, no, leave them,
leave them.
I’ll give them all B’s.
386
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,342
[Issa] Wait,
I feel insane right now.
387
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,748
If Dot’s job
transfers him to London,
you are not going with him.
388
00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:23,085
-I’m just saying,
maybe I do go with him.
-[doorbell rings]
389
00:17:23,118 --> 00:17:25,524
And I’m just saying,
where the fuck do I live?
390
00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:27,828
Well, we can’t have
a dedicated room for you
in the flat.
391
00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:30,366
-That’s something we cannot do.
I’m sorry.
-Okay, then find a bigger house.
392
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:32,638
I don’t understand.
Finder’s fee.
I got you guys together.
393
00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:34,241
-Finder’s fee?
-Yeah.
394
00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:36,145
How much do I owe you?
I’ll pay you.
395
00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:39,451
-Hey, man. Uh, ID?
-Oh, yeah, come on in.
396
00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,522
[Anton] I need time with him
alone. Dot wants me alone.
397
00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:43,527
What are you watching?
398
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,265
This, uh,
squirrel is water skiing.
399
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,768
[Anton and Issa
continue indistinctly]
400
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:51,175
Hey, what’s the interview
like for this?
401
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,649
-For what? For doing deliveries?
-Yeah.
402
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,652
You just sign up.
403
00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:00,794
[Issa] Oh, my God.
404
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,571
If anything, I can
move in as godmother
after you guys have kids.
405
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:07,307
-I mean, that’ll be soon.
I’m just--
-Okay.
406
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:09,177
-Oh, shit.
-What?
407
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:11,482
-Dot’s in Queens.
-[Issa gasps]
408
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:13,319
-That’s Harold’s pub.
-Oh, my God.
That’s like two minutes away.
409
00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:14,454
[gasps]
410
00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:16,726
-What? What?
-Go to him.
411
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,197
-Come on, Anton.
This is destiny.
-Anton!
412
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,468
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
This is the love of your life.
413
00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,472
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go.
414
00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,443
-Yeah?
-I’ll go.
Yes, I’m going. I’m go...
415
00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:27,414
-Okay. I’m gonna get a coat.
-I’m going.
416
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,685
-You’re gonna meet your person.
-Oh, my God. What is happening?
417
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,858
So I obviously love you
in a structured shoulder,
418
00:18:32,891 --> 00:18:35,296
but this one makes you
look like Casablanca.
419
00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:36,833
-Never seen it.
-Yeah, me neither.
420
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,435
-Okay, that one.
-Okay.
421
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:42,611
-[Issa] Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
-Okay. I’m gonna go meet Dot.
422
00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:44,749
-[Issa] You’re gonna meet Dot.
-I’m gonna be
face to face with Dot.
423
00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:47,320
With the love of your life.
Oh my God. [gasps]
424
00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:49,290
[whispers]
Deep breath, deep breath.
425
00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:53,465
Hey, go fuck his brains out,
crazy girl.
426
00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:58,710
[both sighing]
427
00:18:59,579 --> 00:19:02,384
-There he goes.
-[whispers] We did it.
428
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:05,557
÷| You build me up
you break me down ÷|
429
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:11,803
÷| Then you whisper to yourself
"It’s just a phase" ÷|
430
00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:13,507
÷| Just a phase... ÷|
431
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,577
[÷| upbeat rock continues]
432
00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:24,528
-[music stops]
-[siren wailing in distance]
433
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:37,621
Shit.
434
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,225
-[sighs]
-[phone chimes]
435
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,503
[message tone beeps]
436
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:48,275
[message tone beeps]
437
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:55,389
Again with this fucking cruise.
438
00:19:55,422 --> 00:19:57,728
-[Issa] That picture’s good.
-[Samir] You think so?
439
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,799
-[Issa] That’s really good.
-[Samir] That’s a guy
you trust with food.
440
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,401
-[Issa] Totally.
-[Samir] He’s not gonna
have a fry, right?
441
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,938
-What’s going on?
-Samir got a job.
442
00:20:02,971 --> 00:20:04,809
-He’s employed!
-Hello! Fintech?
443
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:09,952
No, I-I mooned them. It was
crazy, but I am officially...
444
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:14,261
Ba-ba-ba.
"Terms and conditions."
Bada bing, bada boom.
445
00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:15,798
-I’m doing deliveries.
-Whoo!
446
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:18,435
-[all cheering]
-Yay!
447
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,972
Attaboy.
448
00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:22,545
-[Issa] You did it.
-[Samir] Did it.
449
00:20:22,578 --> 00:20:23,980
[Paul] Aw. We’re so proud
of you, Samy.
450
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,984
-[Issa] Oh, my God.
-[Billie] Yay!
451
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:29,024
-First one! First one!
First one!
-Whoo!
452
00:20:29,057 --> 00:20:30,459
Okay. Yeah.
453
00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:31,929
-[all laughing]
-[Billie] Nice.
454
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,537
Wait, so what did you...
Wait, what’s in your hair?
455
00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:37,975
-You have something
in your... Like...
-Oh.
456
00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,545
Yeah. You have something.
457
00:20:40,479 --> 00:20:41,549
What?
458
00:20:41,582 --> 00:20:43,251
[÷| wistful music]
459
00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,698
[smacks lips] Nothing.
460
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,840
÷| Those schoolgirl days ÷|
461
00:20:54,842 --> 00:21:01,755
÷| Of telling tales
and biting nails are gone ÷|
462
00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:04,327
÷| If you wanted the sky ÷|
463
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,870
÷| I would write across the sky
in letters ÷|
464
00:21:08,903 --> 00:21:13,045
÷| That would soar
a thousand feet high ÷|
465
00:21:13,078 --> 00:21:18,488
÷| "To sir, with love" ÷|
466
00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,028
÷| If you wanted the sky ÷|
467
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:25,302
÷| I would write across the sky
in letters ÷|
468
00:21:25,771 --> 00:21:29,745
÷| That would soar
a thousand feet high ÷|
469
00:21:29,778 --> 00:21:34,320
÷| "To sir, with love" ÷|
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