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[train rumbling]
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[laughter]
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[person 1]
Oh, my God. It's time, Samir.
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-Okay. I'll fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
-[person 1] Yeah, yeah.
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We need to shower.
It's getting bad.
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You have to call someone.
Please. We're starting
to have a group smell.
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Okay. First of all,
I like the group smell.
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-And second of all,
why is it on me?
-[chuckles]
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-[person 2] What?
-'Cause it's
your parents' house.
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-[person 1] Yeah, what?
-Okay.
I will fix the hot water,
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and you will all live
like kings again.
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and you will all live
like kings again.
-Thank you.
-Oh, thank God.
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-Thank you.
-Oh, thank God.
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-[Samir] You're welcome.
-Wait. Where's my bag?
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-Oh. I got it.
-[sighs] I love you.
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-Oh, shit. The keys.
-No, I have the keys.
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[sighs] Bro.
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Okay, guys, food.
Just back to food.
What are we doing for food?
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Ooh, Billie is high.
She has a vision.
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Okay. So you know
how the Papa Johns account
followed me back?
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-So weird.
-Of course.
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I've been DMing them,
sort of flirting.
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-[person 3] Mmm.
-They sent me a 20%-off coupon.
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We use it tonight. We get home.
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We put on that tape
of Samir in The Music Man.
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-That's beautiful.
-Okay.
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-[person 4] Wow.
-[Samir] Very good.
I like that.
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-Okay, so Billie is
a high genius or what?
-[Samir] Yeah, no.
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-She's been doing this
since high school.
-No.
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Yeah. Yeah. Pre-prom.
The great Sbarro's haul.
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My metabolism,
like, stopped that day.
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Oh, my God. It's happening.
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-[all] What?
-What?
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-Oh, shit.
-Oh, fuck.
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my gosh.
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-[Samir] Oh, my man.
-[group groaning]
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-[Billie] Oh, my God.
-It's so big.
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-What? Don't say it's big.
-Okay. Look at it.
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Okay. Uh, sir,
you are experiencing
a mental health crisis.
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Step one,
these resources c... Oh.
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Oop, there's a paywall.
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-You tried.
-Oh, my God.
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[person 4] Uh...
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So what are the rules, huh?
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We can just masturbate
at strangers now?
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No one cares?
That's totally fine?
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Issa. No, stop. Stop, no.
Issa. Issa.
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-[person 3] Issa. Don't--
No, no, No.
-[Billie] No, stop
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-[Samir, person 4] Whoa!
-[person 3] Oh, my God.
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Is this the world
you wanna live in, sir?
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[person 4] Stop, stop.
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-Is this what you want?
-Hey, babe,
I think he's into it.
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-[Billie] Issa, Issa, stop.
-[people clamoring]
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He's going faster.
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He's going faster. Harder.
Stop, stop. Oh, my God.
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-I must engage.
-You don't have to.
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-You don't. There's no need.
-[group chattering]
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-Why?
No one else is doing anything.
-[Billie] Stop! Issa!
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You could've done something!
You're a nurse!
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-[Billie] Issa!
-[Samir] Whoa!
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Hey! Don't film.
What, are you crazy?
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-No. Oh, my God.
-[sighs] I bet
you didn't expect me.
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Please, she's doing this
for your daughters. I think.
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-Oh. You wanna go faster?
Want it faster?
-She's gonna get arrested.
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I can go faster! I've been
doing this since I was seven!
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-[subway door closes]
-Was that bad? That was bad.
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No, baby.
You did so good. So good.
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Did he come though? If he came,
like, the fuck was I doing?
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No. Issa, Issa, stop.
He did not come.
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I looked into his eyes.
And he did not come.
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Yeah. He was flaccid, baby.
I swear.
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Oh, yeah. He definitely came.
It's on my shoe.
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[Billie] Okay, there's no way
you know all of them.
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[person 3]
I know them all, okay?
I memorized them?
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-Ready?
-[Billie] Okay, go. [chuckles]
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-Dave & Buster's?
-Yeah.
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-Okay, um... [stammers]
-No, come on,
I gotta go to work.
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-You and Samir
in middle school?
-Yes!
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Uh...
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Oh. The one where Samir looks
a little gay.
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-Wait, which one?
-Uh...
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-Sailor hat?
-Yes!
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-[person 3] Yes! Okay.
-Okay, bye, friends.
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-Bye. Bye.
-Bye, Paul Baker.
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Hello.
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-Um, okay. Uh...
-[door closes]
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-[person 3] Oh...
-[sighs]
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-Please. Please!
Come on. Please. Samy.
-No, don't. Don't. No! No!
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-[Issa] You're gonna cave,
just cave.
-[Samir] No! No.
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We're not messing
with the dynamic.
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-He's not moving in, Iss.
-He won't mess with...
He'll add--
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-Guys.
-[both] Mm-hmm?
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How amazing was hanging out
with Paul Baker this weekend?
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-[person 3] Amazing.
It was great.
-Amazing. Life-changing.
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-[Issa] Right?
-It was actually so much fun.
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-It doesn't matter.
There's no room.
-Oh, he's gonna cave.
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He'll cave.
Make the face, he'll cave.
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There's nowhere to put him.
He's, like, this big.
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Please.
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-No.
-Make it the weird
little titty baby.
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-He won't know
what to do with that.
-No. No weird babies.
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-It's too early for titty baby.
-Please.
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-[Samir] Don't. Stop.
-Daddy.
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-Stop.
-[laughs] Wait, Samy,
please, please.
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I love you, and I'd love...
[whispers] ...Paul Baker.
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-Mm-hmm?
-And if you love me,
you will let him
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love... me.
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-Oh, my God. You were so close.
-[Billie] You were so close.
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-[person 3]
You were right there.
-Lost it at the end there.
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-[person 3]
You were right there.
-Lost it at the end there.
-[person 3] Yeah. Yeah.
-[phone beeps]
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-[person 3] Yeah. Yeah.
-[phone beeps]
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-Wait. Wait. Wait.
Kyle is trending?
-Kyle who?
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-Kyle Haberman.
-What? Why?
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-[Samir] He is?
-I was just talking to him
this weekend.
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Did we know
he was harassed at work?
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-No.
-Oh, my God.
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[person 3] What?
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"I was groped by my boss.
Now, I'm speaking out."
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-[Issa] Oh, my God.
-[person 3] He looks
like he was molested.
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-[giggling] Anton!
-It's not even
a recent picture of him.
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Okay, well,
he looks like he saw it coming.
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Wait, guys, this is so sad.
Should I reach out?
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Wait, guys, this is so sad.
Should I reach out?
We were literally just talking.
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We were literally just talking.
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Okay, you guys,
I can feel us doing a thing,
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so I just wanna
get ahead of it. Um...
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-Kyle sucks.
-Anton!
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-[Billie] Anton!
-He orders, like, $20 drinks,
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and then just, like,
never Venmos for them.
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Yeah. He owes me, like, $300.
I know his parents
are rich too.
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-[phone beeps]
-Kyle, comma, molested,
question mark?
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And also, remember when he said
we live in the shit-taint
of Queens?
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-Okay. But we do.
-Yeah, I know.
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One hundred percent.
But it's our shit-taint.
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Okay, but can we just give it,
like, five seconds?
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I mean, this poor kid.
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-[Samir] Mm-hmm.
-Set your timer.
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-Sorry.
-[sighs]
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Also how he always, like,
marks himself safe from
tsunamis and shit. [chuckles]
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He... He wasn't
even near water.
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I can't believe he didn't
tell me this this weekend
when we were talking.
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-Were you talking?
-Were you chatting?
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-Did you talk?
-Be honest.
What were you doing?
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-[Issa] Seriously, fuck you.
-No, Iss, come on.
You're a good friend.
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-I know.
-Except, again,
you don't have to be.
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We don't have
to all love the kid
just 'cause he was molested.
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He's not Brendan Fraser.
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-Oh, my. [chuckles]
-Oh, my God. That is...
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I'm sorry. I heard it. That...
That was actually crazy.
I'm so sorry.
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-My God.
-Safe from Nepal earthquake.
Look.
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He's in Bushwick.
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-[teller] Next.
-Hey. Um...
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So I have to pay this company,
uh, Peter's Heaters
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to fix my parents' boiler.
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'Cause they're traveling
and the hot water is just out.
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And I'm-I'm, like,
the guy, so...
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Um...
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But they only...
they only take check,
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But they only...
they only take check,
and I don't so much have check.
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and I don't so much have check.
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So, I came here, uh...
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to the bank and...
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You need--
Now you please say something.
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Social security number?
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Um...
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You don't know your social?
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No, I do.
It's just that my mom,
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she... she knows
the shit out of it. Yeah.
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Fill this out. Bring it back.
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Is... Is this the right...
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Yep. Yep. Okay.
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[Billie] Hey.
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Uh, so they were all out
of chocolate chip,
so I got you carob.
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-Oh.
-Yeah. I debated
not telling you.
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How'd it go?
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Oh, you know... I always
thought the world was gonna
be waiting for me, and instead,
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-everyone's annoyed
that I'm here.
-Mmm, no, that's hard.
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-So, update.
Full profile in the Post.
-Oh, is this Kyle?
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This is Kyle. $200,000 payout,
and, uh...
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Oh, Doja Cat reposted
that Kyle is the V of our G.
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-Gross.
-No. Voice of our generation.
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Oh. Gross.
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[sighs]
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This is crazy.
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Yeah. And-- Okay.
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-I wouldn't say this
to anybody else--
-Oh, you're jealous.
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-[whispers] I'm jealous.
-You're jealous.
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-Okay. Obviously--
-I know.
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Obviously I'm not saying
that I want
to be molested at work.
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You're not saying that.
But you're jealous of a victim.
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I just can't believe
that someone we know is
big fucking deal already.
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God. Came up behind him
in the cubicle.
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What was this guy thinking?
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Kyle's boss?
Honestly, probably wasn't.
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No, seriously, we did
a whole story on it at work,
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half the time men don't
even realize when they
cross a line sexually.
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Half the time?
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Yeah. No, it's fucked.
[chuckles]
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Ugh...
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[huffs] Hey. You don't think
I've ever, like...
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What?
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-Like, crossed the line
sexually?
-What? Samir, no.
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[chuckles]
Obviously, not. I mean,
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-when would you've crossed
the line?
-I don't know! You just said
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-that men don't realize
half the time.
-Okay, stop!
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So half the time,
I wouldn't have realized.
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Do not spiral.
You're an actual baby angel.
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And on the spectrum of men,
kind of a little bitch boy.
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-[whispers] Okay--
-No! I mean, it's a good thing.
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-It's a good thing!
-Okay. It's a good thing.
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Also, please, just focus
on fixing the hot water.
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I swear, if I get ringworm
from the work shower,
I'm giving it to you.
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Okay.
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Oh, my--
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[♪♪ upbeat music plays]
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-[song ends]
-[person in distance] Hey!
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Hey. Come here a sec. Yeah.
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[Billie] Oh.
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Hey.
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Uh, do kids your age
give a shit about Al Gore?
221
00:08:40,106 --> 00:08:41,242
Oh, um...
222
00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:44,448
Yeah... I don't...
I don't know if...
223
00:08:44,582 --> 00:08:45,518
See? She doesn't know
who that is.
224
00:08:45,717 --> 00:08:46,954
-I do--
-It's okay.
225
00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,258
-Put the Kyle kid on for 8:30.
-Kyle Haberman?
226
00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:50,528
Yeah. [sighs]
227
00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:52,932
Yeah,
I actually know him. If...
228
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,703
Do you?
229
00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,272
We were actually
just talking last week.
230
00:08:56,974 --> 00:09:00,414
See? All the kids love Kyle.
Get him in slot A. Yeah?
231
00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:02,852
Thanks, Bobbie. Okay.
Close the door.
232
00:09:03,553 --> 00:09:04,655
Billie.
233
00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:08,028
Billie.
234
00:09:08,195 --> 00:09:10,601
Billie, Bobbie. Like, why
doesn't anybody name their kid
Liz anymore? [chuckles]
235
00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:13,306
-[laughing]
-[♪♪ mariachi music
playing on radio]
236
00:09:13,372 --> 00:09:17,380
Oh. Samy, this is so nice.
I'm really glad
that you reached out.
237
00:09:17,447 --> 00:09:19,117
I know. Same.
238
00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:21,088
Um...
239
00:09:21,656 --> 00:09:23,159
And hey. Um...
240
00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:28,002
I don't know if you heard
about this stuff with, like,
Kyle Haberman or whatever.
241
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,340
-That whistleblower kid?
-Yeah.
242
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,477
Oh, yeah. Don't you know him?
243
00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,181
Yeah, I do.
244
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:40,828
It just, you know, had me
thinking a lot about, like,
my own relationships, and...
245
00:09:40,895 --> 00:09:42,832
You know, and I don't know
if you know this,
246
00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:47,876
half the time, men don't
even realize when they
cross a line sexually.
247
00:09:47,942 --> 00:09:50,046
-Whoa, really?
-Yeah.
248
00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,985
So, I just wanted to do some...
249
00:09:53,152 --> 00:09:56,225
some reaching out and check...
250
00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:57,829
-and see...
-Oh.
251
00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:00,902
Samy, no. You never crossed
a line. No, you're good.
252
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,772
Okay. Right? That's...
253
00:10:02,838 --> 00:10:06,245
-You? You... No, you're good.
-That's what I thought
for like...
254
00:10:06,245 --> 00:10:06,278
-You? You... No, you're good.
-That's what I thought
for like...
But, no, that's... [sighs]
255
00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:08,315
But, no, that's... [sighs]
256
00:10:08,349 --> 00:10:10,721
-Thank God. Yeah. Cheers then.
-[chuckles] Okay, cheers.
257
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:13,293
-Cheers. Cheers. Yeah.
-Cheers. Cheers to that.
258
00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:16,599
-All right, wait, wait.
[chuckles]
-Hmm?
259
00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:19,004
-Hmm.
-Wait, there was that one time.
260
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:21,074
-Remember fall break?
-What?
261
00:10:21,175 --> 00:10:23,914
We slept together.
I was, like, way too drunk.
262
00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:26,452
Like... Like, like gone.
263
00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:29,759
[chuckles] But no, no.
Nothing besides that.
264
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:32,063
-Besides that.
-[chuckles]
265
00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:35,103
I mean, you did
sexually assault me. [chuckles]
266
00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,840
[both chuckle]
267
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:41,382
-You should... You should stop.
-Yeah, you should stop
doing that.
268
00:10:41,449 --> 00:10:42,785
-[both chuckle]
-Ah.
269
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:51,803
[sizzling on pan]
270
00:10:51,936 --> 00:10:54,441
Samir, you have to eat.
I'm serious.
271
00:10:54,441 --> 00:10:54,474
Samir, you have to eat.
I'm serious.
Samir, we talked about it.
272
00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:56,445
Samir, we talked about it.
273
00:10:56,445 --> 00:10:59,519
Like, we all spoke about it,
and we do feel
like it's not cancelable.
274
00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:02,692
Maybe I should just call her
and apologize again.
275
00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,394
Samy, no.
Carly said she was fine.
276
00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:06,633
So don't even worry.
We're not gonna move out.
277
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:11,242
You're not gonna move out
of my parents' house
where you live for free.
278
00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:12,645
Okay. That's...
279
00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:15,416
Oh, my parents. How am I gonna
tell them about this?
280
00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:17,387
-Oh, boo!
-[all] Boo!
281
00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:19,224
Samy, leave your parents alone.
282
00:11:19,257 --> 00:11:21,562
Let them fuck their way
through the national parks
in peace.
283
00:11:21,629 --> 00:11:24,401
Yeah, I don't think
this really crosses, like,
the parent threshold, my man.
284
00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:27,440
Yeah, exactly. Parents are
for murder and carpet stains.
285
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,846
Anything in between that is,
like, for a cool aunt.
286
00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:31,148
Oh, yeah.
Do you have a cool aunt?
287
00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:32,985
I don't know.
You wanna live with her?
288
00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,222
-I don't know.
Does she have hot water?
-[chuckles]
289
00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:35,223
-I don't know.
Does she have hot water?
-[chuckles]
I'm working on it.
290
00:11:35,223 --> 00:11:36,693
I'm working on it.
291
00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,297
Okay. Now I do have to go
and get ready for another day
292
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:43,005
-as my office's
resident youth expert.
-[Issa sighs]
293
00:11:43,138 --> 00:11:44,374
Oh, my God.
Is that still happening?
294
00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,312
Yeah. The other day
my boss asked me,
295
00:11:46,345 --> 00:11:48,550
-"What is a JoJo Siwa?"
-I don't know
how you'd answer that.
296
00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:50,888
-That's actually
a good question. Yeah.
-A really good question.
297
00:11:50,988 --> 00:11:54,663
Oh. And yes, my boss did
get Kyle on the show.
298
00:11:54,929 --> 00:11:58,135
And yes, I have decided
that I'm genuinely happy
for him.
299
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:01,844
Bills, if you wanna
get ahead at work,
you totally can, you know?
300
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,613
Like, now is the time.
301
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,150
You're kind of in the window.
302
00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:06,787
-Oh, yeah. That's true.
-[Issa] Mmm.
303
00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,456
-Wait, what window?
-[Anton] What?
304
00:12:08,524 --> 00:12:09,959
Girl, the window.
305
00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,163
You know, like the week
after a sex scandal,
306
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,234
-or like a race whoopsie
when everyone is...
-Love that.
307
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,706
...terrified of all
the young people
in their office?
308
00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:18,644
Okay. So, I just...
309
00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,280
-So you use the window.
-Yeah.
310
00:12:20,346 --> 00:12:22,383
-These people are, like,
in their 50s.
-They're so old.
311
00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:22,384
-These people are, like,
in their 50s.
-They're so old.
Make them think
you could cancel them
on an app they don't use.
312
00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:24,689
Make them think
you could cancel them
on an app they don't use.
313
00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:25,991
-Yeah.
-[Paul] That's true.
314
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:27,494
My buddy did it
right after Kavanaugh.
315
00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:28,764
Became the youngest partner
in his law firm.
316
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,166
-It works.
-[Anton] Mm-hmm.
317
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:34,910
-I don't know.
Isn't it sort of, like--
-Fucked? Gross? Manipulative?
318
00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:37,815
-I don't... Yes. I mean, it is.
-Yeah. No, it's all
of those things, but--
319
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,150
It's honestly up to you,
Billie.
320
00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:41,222
But, in a week,
the window will close,
321
00:12:41,321 --> 00:12:42,825
then everyone goes back
to not giving a shit.
322
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,327
So, I would just, like,
think about it.
323
00:12:44,427 --> 00:12:46,799
-[Anton shushes] Hi. Kelly.
-[Issa] You know?
324
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,102
Oh.
325
00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:50,139
Yeah, I'm gonna
be camera-off today.
326
00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,243
Yeah, I'm in the office.
327
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:55,717
Yeah. There's just, um,
some construction
in my cubicle.
328
00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:57,755
[trills]
329
00:12:57,921 --> 00:13:00,293
Yeah. Oh, it's getting louder.
330
00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:01,897
[both snicker]
331
00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,734
-[crowd cheering]
-[speaker] You know
what's messed up?
332
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,303
After all I've been through,
333
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:08,510
this house of depravity
still stands tall.
334
00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:13,587
And to that, I say,
"Knock it down!"
335
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:17,561
Knock it down! Knock it down!
336
00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:19,098
Knock it down!
337
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:21,335
-Come on, say it.
-Knock it down.
338
00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:23,774
-Anton. This is nice.
We are being nice.
-[chuckles]
339
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:26,111
-[Kyle continues, indistinct]
-I'm supporting you
supporting Kyle.
340
00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:28,215
And I'm in support of us
getting lunch after.
341
00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:30,687
Oh, yeah. Some of the victims
were saying they were gonna
get sushi after?
342
00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,057
You met the victims?
343
00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,729
-Are these people not victims?
-[crowd applauds]
344
00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,933
-Oh, hey, Kyle! Hey! Kyle! Hi!
-Kyle, how are you?
345
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,304
-Anton, what's up? You guys!
-Kyle.
346
00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:41,542
-Oh, my God.
It's so good to see you.
-So good to see you.
347
00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,446
But where's the rest
of the commune, huh?
348
00:13:43,479 --> 00:13:46,285
-Billie and Samir
finally decided to fuck?
-[both chuckle]
349
00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:47,988
That is genius.
350
00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:49,559
No, um, but she did
actually pop a pimple
on his ass last week.
351
00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:51,829
-Oh, yeah.
-Which is, like, fifth base?
352
00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,132
[chuckles]
353
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,434
-[chuckles] Okay.
-[Kyle] Dude.
354
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,238
-[chuckles]
-[Kyle] Yeah. Totally.
355
00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:58,878
Um, Kyle, you were literally
so fucking good up there.
356
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,883
Your boss is def gonna
kill himself when this airs.
Congrats.
357
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,587
-Thanks.
-[Issa] Um...
358
00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:05,591
Also, what's happening next?
Are there more speakers, or...
359
00:14:05,624 --> 00:14:07,995
-Nah, it's one
and only right here.
-Oh. Totally makes sense.
360
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:10,166
Okay, well, if you need someone
to keep the crowd hot,
361
00:14:10,232 --> 00:14:12,872
I am an experienced organizer,
hyphen, extrovert.
362
00:14:12,971 --> 00:14:14,609
That would
actually be super dope, Iss,
363
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:16,212
but I don't think
they're gonna let you onstage
364
00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:18,651
without one of these guys.
[chuckles]
365
00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:20,554
-Oh.
-Wow. Okay, so that
just says "victim."
366
00:14:20,621 --> 00:14:22,525
-Okay, so I don't have
one of those.
-It's all good.
367
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,829
-No, you don't have to. Okay.
-I do have...
368
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,064
[giggles]
369
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,801
-Okay. And also...
-Okay.
370
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,104
Hold this. I also have...
371
00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:31,976
-"Child of immigrants"?
-Your parents are from London.
372
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,280
-Shut up. And I also have...
-Okay.
373
00:14:35,382 --> 00:14:36,853
"Sex worker"?
374
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,322
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah. She reads horoscopes
on OnlyFans.
375
00:14:38,455 --> 00:14:39,859
At the end I show hole.
[clicks tongue]
376
00:14:40,092 --> 00:14:41,228
[giggles]
377
00:14:42,029 --> 00:14:43,198
Um...
378
00:14:43,298 --> 00:14:44,636
Yeah, I mean,
I guess you could try and,
379
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,072
-like, roll the dice, see--
-Oh, awesome!
380
00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:47,741
-[Kyle] Do you need help?
-No!
381
00:14:47,808 --> 00:14:50,346
New York City, whoo!
382
00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:52,918
-Are we having fun? [chuckles]
-[crowd applauds]
383
00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:54,589
Well, Kyle wasn't...
384
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,526
when he was touched at work.
385
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,329
-[phone rings]
-[boss] Did you get
the new chyron?
386
00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:00,567
-[employee] Yeah.
-No. The other one.
387
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,803
No, not that one.
388
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,741
-Not that one.
-[phone buzzes]
389
00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:05,076
Not...
390
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:07,648
-Yeah. Great. Did we put--
-Randy, hi.
391
00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:10,352
Um, I was just hoping
to chat real quick
if you had a sec.
392
00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:12,390
Um, so obviously
I've... [snorts]
393
00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,328
I've been here
for a minute now, as you know.
394
00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:17,267
-Uh-huh.
-Um, and I love running copies.
395
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,173
I feel like I'm engaging
with every aspect
of the company.
396
00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:22,143
But, you know, I do...
397
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:26,418
I just... I feel like
I might be ready
for some more responsibility,
398
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,456
-if that makes sense. And--
-[Randy] Shit, Jason?
399
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,359
The Kyle kid's
doing a fundraiser.
400
00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,698
Get a crew together now,
please.
401
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:38,108
Just with everything
going on right now
402
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,781
in this climate,
403
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:46,993
I would just hope
that my company would
support me as a young person.
404
00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:52,104
Yeah.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
405
00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:54,474
[stammers] Really? I--
406
00:15:54,508 --> 00:15:55,811
[Randy] Yeah.
407
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,949
You know what? Let's do
a meeting. Yeah. [stammers]
408
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,821
Uh, Monday. We free Monday?
You free Monday?
409
00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:02,323
-Monday,
we'll bring in Chuck...
-[chuckles]
410
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,261
...we'll-we'll bring
in, uh, Laura.
411
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,566
Laura is gonna wanna poach you
for some fieldwork.
412
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,939
I mean...
[stammers] ...Uh, yes!
[stammering] Yeah, thank you.
413
00:16:10,006 --> 00:16:11,408
Monday is... [chuckles]
414
00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:13,079
Let me check.
Monday is great. [chuckles]
415
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,049
Yes. Thank you.
416
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:16,519
Thank you.
Great work today, Billie.
417
00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:21,562
Thanks. Um, okay.
Well, I will see you Monday.
418
00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,635
Really? That's... [sighs]
419
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,040
Oh, my God. That's great
to hear 'cause...
420
00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:29,077
-[sighs]
-[giggles] Samir.
421
00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:30,313
Like, obviously not.
422
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,118
You were always,
always respectful, okay?
423
00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:34,320
Because...
424
00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:37,293
this other girl said she was
too drunk one time. And I--
425
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,700
I just... I feel
like that's not me, you know?
426
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,504
Sorry, what are you...
427
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,140
Wha-What are you doing?
428
00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:46,713
I'm not, like, doing anything.
I just wanted to--
429
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:48,817
What? Are you trying to, like,
coalition-build with me?
430
00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:51,421
-Is that why I'm here?
-Is that...
Is that what it sounds like?
431
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,626
You dragged me all the way
to Queens so I can say,
432
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:56,131
"Oh, don't worry, Samir.
It's totally okay what you did
433
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:57,500
to that poor girl."
434
00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:02,511
[chuckling] Okay.
435
00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:04,615
Um, you know what?
436
00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,121
Maybe you should just give me
that other girl's number.
437
00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:10,125
It might be better
if we spoke directly.
438
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:14,467
-I'll just call you a car
as well.
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
439
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:25,489
"business as usual is not
gonna cut it anymore."
440
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:27,694
And it's all thanks
to this young man,
441
00:17:27,694 --> 00:17:27,695
And it's all thanks
to this young man,
Kyle Matthew Haberman.
442
00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:29,532
Kyle Matthew Haberman.
443
00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:31,168
Yeah.
And then we'll go to Kyle,
444
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:33,239
Kyle's gonna talk
about the movement.
445
00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,243
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, and then--
You're... Y-You're perfect,
Billie, yeah.
446
00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:37,013
Almost thought you were him
for a second there.
447
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,516
Ah! [chuckles]
448
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,252
Yeah. Oof [imitates Kyle]
"My boss groped me."
449
00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:42,089
What?
450
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,528
Kyle's boss groped him.
451
00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:46,565
-That's right.
-I'm Kyle.
452
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,636
We are Kyle.
453
00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,073
Ah.
454
00:17:51,074 --> 00:17:53,346
Aw, look at her. She has
always wanted a clipboard.
455
00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:55,183
Thank you for coming.
We thank you.
456
00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:56,585
-Yeah. I understand.
-For the cause.
457
00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:58,388
-For the cause.
-For the cause!
458
00:17:58,589 --> 00:18:00,794
Yeah. My love. Issa.
459
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:00,827
Yeah. My love. Issa.
-Yeah.
-You're doing too much.
460
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,363
-Yeah.
-You're doing too much.
461
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:04,301
Okay. Just 'cause you don't
believe in causes--
462
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,272
-No. I believe in causes!
-Name one.
463
00:18:06,471 --> 00:18:08,141
Um... Unfree Britney.
464
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,712
Oh, and, uh, Black Power.
465
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,016
-You know I can't
say anything to that.
-Yeah.
466
00:18:12,149 --> 00:18:14,120
Either way, I...
This is important to me.
467
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,391
So I need you to support me
in my cause.
468
00:18:16,525 --> 00:18:17,995
And I do.
And Kyle's behind you.
469
00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:19,397
Who? Oh.
470
00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:21,034
-Kyle, hi! You look amazing.
-[Kyle] Hey.
471
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,105
Thanks. People just, like,
gift me shit now. It's wild.
472
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:26,011
-It's just, like, shows up
at my door now.
-Wow. Yeah, super cool.
473
00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:28,182
But, anyway, I was looking
at the rally schedule,
474
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,986
I think
there's something so dope
475
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,223
-that we can do at Pier 6.
We can--
-Yeah, no. I'm with that.
476
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,727
-Anton.
-Yeah.
477
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,163
Do you blow?
478
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,768
Oh. Uh. I mean, no. But, yeah.
479
00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:39,939
-Yeah, I'll do that.
Yeah. Let's go.
-Fuck it.
480
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,410
Anton, what are you doing?
You haven't even made
a placard yet.
481
00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:44,014
-Well, make me one.
-What did we just say
482
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,786
-about supporting the cause?
-I am. More than anyone.
483
00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:50,026
I'm gonna go do coke
with the cause.
So, I do have to go.
484
00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:51,629
-Anton--
-But I love you.
485
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,931
-Hi.
-Mmm.
486
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:52,932
-Hi.
-Mmm.
Never surrender, girl!
487
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,268
Never surrender, girl!
488
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,472
-[sighs]
-Hey. How's it going?
489
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,408
Awful, actually, so...
[sucks teeth]
490
00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:02,718
-Wait, how did it go
with your ex?
-Not good. Uh, bad, actually.
491
00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:04,287
-Samy--
-Yes. Yes.
492
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,093
I'll never get a job
because I am a sex pariah.
493
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:08,563
-No. No.
-Yeah.
494
00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:10,567
The boiler still doesn't work.
But it's good.
495
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:14,942
Paul Baker can have my room
'cause I will be in sex prison.
496
00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:14,975
Paul Baker can have my room
'cause I will be in sex prison.
Samy, we would not
take your room. We would
make it into an art studio.
497
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:17,981
Samy, we would not
take your room. We would
make it into an art studio.
498
00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:21,523
Also, do you have
a dollar bill? I think
I need to do coke for activism.
499
00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:22,524
Yeah.
500
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:25,262
-Just be safe.
-Thanks.
501
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:28,168
Oh, my God. Wait,
so that means that the window,
like, actually worked!
502
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,638
It worked.
503
00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:32,076
Meeting is Monday,
a promotion is imminent, and...
504
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:33,478
Thank you.
505
00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:34,882
...I just have
this deep sense of, like--
506
00:19:35,182 --> 00:19:37,821
I'm tracing the outline
of who I am as a person.
507
00:19:37,821 --> 00:19:37,855
I'm tracing the outline
of who I am as a person.
Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?
508
00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:39,592
Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?
509
00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:43,132
-Absolutely! Cheers, Billie.
-Cheers, Paul Baker.
510
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,669
So, wait,
when's the big meeting?
511
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,773
Oh. Monday because after that,
the window closes,
512
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,477
and that's literally
the only reason
why any of this is happening.
513
00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:50,781
Wow.
514
00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:52,250
Wait, even though
Monday's a holiday?
515
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,520
Paul Baker.
516
00:19:53,587 --> 00:19:54,989
[chuckling]
Hey. What's up, man?
517
00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:56,992
-[♪♪ pop music playing, muffled]
-[chattering]
518
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,634
I feel like the three of us
can win The Amazing Race.
519
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,537
-[partygoer chuckling] What?
-[Anton] I do. I do.
520
00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:02,538
-[partygoer chuckling] What?
-[Anton] I do. I do.
-Hey, girl!
-Hey, babe. Hey.
It's good to see you.
521
00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:05,643
-Hey, girl!
-Hey, babe. Hey.
It's good to see you.
522
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,449
Samir?
523
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,121
-Hey. Issa's friend. Lea.
-Hey.
524
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:12,558
Yeah, yeah. Hi.
525
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:17,534
-Did you make a sign yet or--
-No, uh, but I'm gonna.
I'm, like, just--
526
00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:20,807
-That's fucked up.
-No, I am literally about to--
527
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,845
-I'm gonna make one--
-Nah, I'm just messing.
I'm messing. It's...
528
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,682
[giggles] Yeah.
No, but seriously,
529
00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:29,257
Issa told me about your ex
and the whole... [whistles]
530
00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:31,629
-Oh. She told you about that?
-No.
531
00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:35,469
No, no, no. I'm...
I'm with you, okay?
532
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,340
I'm for the boys.
533
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,679
Listen to me,
this is why you can't
get finger-banged anymore
534
00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,883
without signing
a fucking contract.
535
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,354
Oh... Oh.
536
00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:45,657
Okay. I g--
537
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:50,934
-No, I guess
it is weird right now.
-So weird. It's really weird.
538
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,303
Huh.
539
00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:53,907
Anyways.
540
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,579
No, no. That's all you.
Please. No.
541
00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:57,747
Okay.
542
00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:06,765
Because, you know,
we can also go together.
543
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,268
Um...
544
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,609
Would I have to sign
a contract first or...
545
00:21:11,675 --> 00:21:14,046
Yeah.
My lawyer's already in there.
546
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,850
Come on.
547
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,788
-What sign are you?
-Sagittarius.
548
00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,558
I don't know my sign,
but I feel
like I'm a Sagittarius.
549
00:21:19,691 --> 00:21:21,361
Can you pass me
that wine down there?
550
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:23,967
[Randy] So, guys, we're just
gonna move down the line.
551
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,471
What does Kyle's movement
mean to you?
552
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:29,878
-Me?
-[Randy] Yeah.
553
00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:35,857
We are Kyle.
554
00:21:36,725 --> 00:21:37,628
I'm sorry?
555
00:21:37,827 --> 00:21:39,765
We are... We are Kyle.
556
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,942
Did you know Monday
was a holiday?
557
00:21:45,075 --> 00:21:46,646
Do you have all of it?
[stammers]
558
00:21:46,712 --> 00:21:49,852
-Oh. Randy! Hey.
-Hey, Billie. Great job today.
559
00:21:49,918 --> 00:21:53,392
Oh. Thanks. Um, hey, so I just
realized our meeting Monday,
560
00:21:53,593 --> 00:21:54,829
we're actually off work.
561
00:21:54,895 --> 00:21:57,400
-So, I was thinking
what if we--
-Oh...
562
00:21:57,466 --> 00:21:59,204
Right. You know what,
we'll do next week.
563
00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:03,446
Or... [chuckles] ...I'm around
right now, if you wanna
give Chuck and Laura a call.
564
00:22:03,579 --> 00:22:06,050
-You know.
-Oh... Actually-- Crap.
565
00:22:06,351 --> 00:22:08,489
-Chuck's gone next week.
-Chuck's gone next week.
566
00:22:08,556 --> 00:22:12,230
-We'll do the week after that.
-The week after that.
You know, um--
567
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:13,498
Yeah. Oh... [squeals]
568
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:14,969
No. Sochi.
569
00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:16,371
Uh, Laura is in Sochi.
570
00:22:16,471 --> 00:22:18,910
Yeah. It's not gonna work
next week. Um...
571
00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:21,347
How about February?
Feb's wide open.
572
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,418
Okay. Uh, oh, sure.
573
00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:24,988
[chuckling] Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
574
00:22:25,055 --> 00:22:26,959
As long as you still
give a shit by then.
575
00:22:27,961 --> 00:22:29,363
Sorry?
576
00:22:31,569 --> 00:22:35,476
No, I-I just mean, um,
you know, with everything
going on right now
577
00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:40,485
in this climate, I just--
I hope that you still
give a shit
578
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,089
about
579
00:22:42,891 --> 00:22:44,026
women.
580
00:22:44,895 --> 00:22:46,632
Excuse me?
581
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,636
Just-- [stammers]
582
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:53,144
You should remember
to be careful.
583
00:22:55,717 --> 00:22:57,988
I think you need
to go home, Billie.
584
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:00,125
Yeah.
585
00:23:02,897 --> 00:23:04,400
Don't come in Monday.
586
00:23:05,068 --> 00:23:07,106
Do you mean Tuesday or--
587
00:23:07,173 --> 00:23:08,475
That too.
588
00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:19,297
[Samir] I'm so...
589
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:20,499
I'm so glad I met you tonight.
590
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,436
Oh, yeah.
591
00:23:22,504 --> 00:23:25,810
It's so liberating
to meet a guy
who just doesn't give a shit.
592
00:23:25,877 --> 00:23:28,449
-[giggles] Like, yeah?
-Yeah. I don't give a shit.
593
00:23:28,517 --> 00:23:30,419
-Yeah.
-Okay. Spit in my mouth.
594
00:23:30,653 --> 00:23:31,956
[panting]
595
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:34,628
-Spit... Spit in your mouth?
-Fuck, yeah.
596
00:23:34,795 --> 00:23:36,432
-[hocks]
-Come on.
597
00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:38,603
-Just spit!
-I'm sorry. I'm trying.
598
00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:40,005
-I wanna give you
what you want. Just--
-Okay.
599
00:23:40,072 --> 00:23:41,474
[hocks]
600
00:23:41,742 --> 00:23:43,144
-Why are you going...
[hocks] Just spit!
-I was--
601
00:23:43,546 --> 00:23:44,949
-I'm gonna show you, okay?
-Okay.
602
00:23:44,982 --> 00:23:45,984
-[spits]
-Oh.
603
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,587
-Yeah. No, that's good.
-[panting]
604
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,323
-Thanks for showing me.
-Do you like that?
605
00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:51,060
-Yeah.
-You like being washed?
606
00:23:51,127 --> 00:23:52,463
Huh? [groans]
607
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,666
-You like that?
-[grunts]
608
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,202
-You like that? Right?
-Yeah.
609
00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:56,873
[laughs] You're a bad boy.
You're a bad boy.
610
00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,010
I'm a bad boy. No,
I'm a bad boy.
611
00:23:59,077 --> 00:24:00,145
-Fuck me?
-What?
612
00:24:00,145 --> 00:24:00,146
-Fuck me?
-What?
While I hold my face under.
613
00:24:00,146 --> 00:24:02,116
While I hold my face under.
614
00:24:02,785 --> 00:24:04,220
For drowning or...
615
00:24:04,855 --> 00:24:06,826
Yeah.
Is that a problem for you?
616
00:24:06,892 --> 00:24:09,363
-If you drown,
is that a problem for you?
-[phone chimes]
617
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:13,171
Oh! When's the last time
you peed? [chuckles]
618
00:24:17,614 --> 00:24:20,052
Sorry. I can't...
I can't do this.
619
00:24:22,089 --> 00:24:24,327
You're being be a little bitch,
aren't you?
620
00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:26,231
Yeah, sorry.
621
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,136
This is
why I don't do fundraisers.
622
00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:31,074
I love your friends.
623
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,777
-[chuckles]
-[♪♪ pop music playing on radio]
624
00:24:33,612 --> 00:24:35,282
[chuckles] Look who it is.
625
00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:36,819
Ugh, you showered? Lucky.
626
00:24:36,886 --> 00:24:38,823
-How'd it go with that girl?
-Good.
627
00:24:38,989 --> 00:24:41,596
Well, no. Bad. Technically.
628
00:24:41,829 --> 00:24:43,031
But she's cool.
629
00:24:43,498 --> 00:24:45,202
Also, Carly's fine, I think.
630
00:24:45,269 --> 00:24:47,073
See? I told you.
631
00:24:47,139 --> 00:24:50,847
And on the spectrum of men,
I might just be
a little bitch boy.
632
00:24:51,515 --> 00:24:53,185
Which is good, I think.
633
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:57,995
Okay, now I am gonna go shower,
because I did
bring conditioner.
634
00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:01,802
-Love you, have fun.
-Wait, wait, wait. Don't.
635
00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:03,338
I've got you.
636
00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:05,009
[♪♪ "Purple Hat"
playing, muffled]
637
00:25:05,142 --> 00:25:06,945
[housemates
chattering, muffled]
638
00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:11,054
Hey. So, I think
I lost my job t--
639
00:25:11,287 --> 00:25:13,860
[chattering continues, muffled]
640
00:25:14,995 --> 00:25:17,534
-Hey, I-- What...
What is happening?
-We stole Kyle's coke,
641
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:21,675
and now we're fixing
the boiler ourselves. We're
being our own Peter Heaters.
642
00:25:23,244 --> 00:25:25,315
[sighs]
643
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:25,382
[sighs]
[on laptop] ...so, we're gonna
replace the boiler
with a 50 gallon...
644
00:25:25,382 --> 00:25:27,119
[on laptop] ...so, we're gonna
replace the boiler
with a 50 gallon...
645
00:25:27,186 --> 00:25:28,989
-[Issa] I got the tape.
-[Paul] Clockwise is right.
646
00:25:29,056 --> 00:25:30,259
-That's now counterclock--
-I have the tape. Guys, look.
647
00:25:30,326 --> 00:25:31,829
-Billy.
-[Anton] Hi.
648
00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:34,000
-[Issa] She's here.
-[Anton] Come, Billie, quick!
649
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,371
There's a box labeled
"Samir baby hats." You have
to pick one. Come on, pick one.
650
00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:37,675
It's gonna be fun. Come on.
651
00:25:37,807 --> 00:25:39,177
[Paul] This doesn't look
like that.
652
00:25:39,244 --> 00:25:41,047
Why is it ticking?
Why am I ticking? Guys?
653
00:25:41,147 --> 00:25:42,817
-[Samir] It's moving now.
-[Issa giggles]
654
00:25:42,884 --> 00:25:44,487
-[Samir] Why is it ticking?
-[Paul] Lefty loosey.
655
00:25:44,555 --> 00:25:46,257
-[Paul] Yeah. Lefty loosey.
-[Samir] Hold that. Hold it.
656
00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:46,258
-[Paul] Yeah. Lefty loosey.
-[Samir] Hold that. Hold it.
Hold the flashlight, please.
657
00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:48,161
Hold the flashlight, please.
658
00:25:48,161 --> 00:25:48,162
Hold the flashlight, please.
-Okay, so it sounds
like it might explode.
-[Samir] I got it.
659
00:25:48,162 --> 00:25:51,067
-Okay, so it sounds
like it might explode.
-[Samir] I got it.
660
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,539
Where can I help?
What can I do?
661
00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:56,144
"...if ticking lasts over
one minute total, there's risk
of immediate decap--" Uh...
662
00:25:56,210 --> 00:25:58,516
-There's a paywall.
-[Billie] No.
There's always a paywall.
663
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:01,088
-Hey. Hey. Are you good?
-I'm good.
664
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,160
Are you good?
Because if you're not good,
then I'm not good.
665
00:26:04,227 --> 00:26:06,599
-I'm good!
-[chuckling] Okay.
666
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,402
Look at these guys.
667
00:26:08,602 --> 00:26:10,005
[chuckling]
668
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,009
You know what?
669
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,113
We're gonna be good.
670
00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:15,182
Ugh!
671
00:26:15,249 --> 00:26:16,317
Still not hot.
672
00:26:16,384 --> 00:26:18,354
[♪♪ "Purple Hat" playing]
673
00:26:20,893 --> 00:26:22,029
♪♪ People ♪♪
674
00:26:23,264 --> 00:26:24,634
♪♪ People ♪♪
675
00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:26,672
♪♪ People, people ♪♪
676
00:26:27,139 --> 00:26:28,909
♪♪ Dancing on the people
I've got ♪♪
677
00:26:35,823 --> 00:26:37,125
♪♪ I got people ♪♪
678
00:26:38,762 --> 00:26:39,931
♪♪ People ♪♪
679
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:46,645
♪♪ People ♪♪
680
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,150
♪♪ People ♪♪
681
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,155
♪♪ Purple hat, cheetah print ♪♪
682
00:26:52,222 --> 00:26:53,926
♪♪ Dancing on the people
Rolled up at the after joint ♪♪
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00:26:53,993 --> 00:26:55,897
♪♪ Dancing dancing
on the people ♪♪
684
00:26:55,963 --> 00:26:57,667
♪♪ People dancing on the people
I got people on the people ♪♪
685
00:26:57,734 --> 00:26:58,936
♪♪ People dancing
on the people ♪♪
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00:26:59,003 --> 00:27:00,305
♪♪ With the people on the... ♪♪
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00:27:00,305 --> 00:27:01,675
[♪♪ song ends]
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