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你要抽烟? You want to smoke?

那你抽我的啦 Then smoke mine.

都默许可以偷吃了 Your husband allows you to fool around outside?

你还怕你老公闻到烟味 Are you afraid he'll smell the smoke?

就算是光明正大的吃也不能太明显

像我就会计较老公一个礼拜吃几次

是没错啦 Yes, that's right.

是我老婆太爱玩 I just love to have fun too much.

我也难免不是滋味 But it's inevitably hard to accept.

我老公最近又搞上一个做美发的

床上搞就算了 I don't mind in bed.

回来给我剪那什么鸟头啊 But he comes back with some awful hairstyle.

美发 Hairdressing?

我老婆就是美发师哎 My wife is a hairdresser.

你老公不会是电脑工程师吧 Your husband isn't a computer engineer, is he?

就是 Yes, he is.

天呐我们四个这样交叉乱搞 Oh my, the four of us are tangled up like this.

这是我老婆的发夹哎 This is my wife's hairpin.

你笑什么 Why are you laughing?

没事 It's nothing.

说不说 To say or not to say?

好我说我说我说 Alright, I'll say it, I'll say it, I'll say it.

你老婆跟我老公说 Your wife told my husband...

你技巧没有很好 Your skills in bed are very poor.

你逼我说的 You forced me to say it.

怎么可能 How is that possible?

哈哈哈 Hahaha.

哎呀女人都会装一下的嘛 Oh, well, women tend to pretend sometimes.

那你刚刚是不是装的 So, were you pretending just now?

我才不回答这种问题呢 I won't answer that kind of question.

哎他们回来了 Oh, they're back.

回来又怎么了 So what if they're back?

他要用房间 He needs the room.

用房间? The room?

跟谁? With whom?

不要像个小孩子一样 Don't act like a child.

赶快衣服穿一穿 Hurry up and put on some clothes.

我先出去 I'll leave first.

你们来啦 You're here.

对啊我回来了 Yes, I'm back.

不好意思又来打扰了 Sorry to disturb you again.

不会啦我也刚好要出去 No worries, I was just about to go out too.

小遥当自己家随便坐 Xiao yao, feel at home and sit anywhere.

要不要喝点什么 Would you like something to drink?

水就可以了谢谢 Just water, thank you.

俊升 Jun sheng.

人咧 Where is he?

走了喔 He left.

今天玩得开心吗 Did you have fun today?

当然了 Of course.

哪一次不开心 Which time was not happy?

不过话说老婆人也很好哎 But speaking of which, your wife is really nice.

居然倒水给我喝 She even poured water for me to drink.

不用偷偷摸摸的感觉真好 It feels great not to have to sneak around.

那我先帮你吧 Let me help you first then.

那么急啊 Why so eager?

好喜欢你的小舌头 I really like your little tongue.

你的尺寸我也很喜欢 I also really like your size.

真的吗 Really?

有多喜欢 How much do you like it?

最喜欢了 I like it the most.

喜欢吗 Do you like it?

喜欢 I like it.

今天穿那么正式 Why are you so formal today?

哪有 No, not really.

好舒服 So comfortable.

想要了吗 Do you want it?

想要 I want it.

嗯 Mm-hmm.

舒服吗 Is it comfortable?

舒服 Comfortable.