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hello 大家好 Hello, everyone.

欢迎来到我的直播室 Welcome to my live stream room.

我是优娜 I am Yuna.

你们一定知道 You must know that

我这三年都没有踏出家门一步 I haven't stepped out of my house for three years.

对不对 Right?

对没错 Yes, that's right.

我足足在家呆了三年 l've been at home for three whole years

一步也没踏出去 without stepping outside at all.

但在家的生活一点都不孤单 But my life at home is not lonely at all

而且我的生活呢 And my life

还非常多彩多姿哦 is still very colorful and diverse.

嗯在这三年呢 In these three years,

我累积了大量粉丝 I have gained a large number of fans.

还蛮多粉丝送我饼干巧克力

让我吃到都手软 that make me feel overwhelmed.

拆也拆不完 I can't even finish opening all of them.

一想到啊在外面奔波的外送员 When I think about the delivery drivers

满头大汗 sweating profusely outside

我看到他们我更是惭愧 I feel ashamed seeing them like that.

为什么因为我不用努力 Why? Because I don't have to work hard

轻松就可以在家赚钱了 and can easily earn money from home.

你们是不是也想要啊 Do you all also want that?

啊谢谢你的礼物 Ah, thank you for the gift.

啊对了 Oh, by the way,

我家隔壁在施工 there is construction going on next door.

所以可能稍微会有点吵请大家见谅 So, it might be a bit noisy. Please bear with me.

拜托嗯 Please, uh...

什么水果啊 What kind of fruit is it?

巧克力呀还有什么薄饼 It's chocolate, and also some crepes.

都是大量粉丝送我的 They are all gifts from my numerous fans.

我真的觉得我真的很幸福哎 I truly feel very happy, you know.

我想到一件事情 I thought of something.

上礼拜有一个网友 Last week, there was a netizen

他有一个提议 who had a proposal.

非常好的提议 A very good proposal.

他想要我征求让我出门的男子

你们觉得我有可能出的了门吗 Do you think I can go out?

如果呢

有意愿的男子想要参加这个活动的话

可以在下面留言哦 you can leave a comment below.

还有不要使用暴力 Also, no violence, please.

如果你服了我你就会有奖励

可能会有我的一个吻 There might be a kiss from me.

mua

好下次见喽 Okay, see you next time.

拜拜再见 Bye-bye, goodbye.

谁呀 Who is it?

优娜我是你的头号粉丝 Yun a, I'm your number one fan.

让我们一起享用 Let's enjoy together

烤 grilled

鸡 chicken.

吧 Shall we?

我可以切吗 Can I start cutting?

你... 你冷静 You... calm down.

你先冷静一下 You calm down first.

我要切了 I'm going to start cutting.

哈哈哈哈哈 Hahaha.

啊 Ah.

优娜 Sleep Yuna, sleep.

优娜从现在开始 Yuna, from now on,

你已经被我控制了 you are under my control.

我现在是你的主人 I am your master now.

是的主人 Yes, master.

优娜现在伸出你的左脚 Yuna, now extend your left foot

往前跨一步 and take a step forward.

是的主人 Yes, master.

优娜再伸出你的右脚 Yuna, now extend your right foot

往前跨一步 and take a step forward.

是的主人 Yes, master.

啊 Ah.

对不起主人 I'm sorry, master.

已经过了好几天了 Several days have passed.

都没有一个人成功 Several days have passed.

我看我还是继续宅在家好了 I think I'l I just continue staying at home.

谁 Who is it?

我先去开门一下 Let me go and open the door.

谁啊 Who is it?

惊不惊喜 Surprised or not?

意不意外 Expected or unexpected?

这是两个问题吗 Are these two separate questions?

不惊喜很意外 Not surprised, very unexpected.

不请我进去喝杯茶吗 Won't you invite me in for a cup of tea?.

嗯 Hmm.

你有带杯子吗 Do you have cups?

有啊 Yes, I do.

好... Good...

好 Good.

我去帮你倒 I'll go pour it for you.

i Dol

i Dol 哇优娜你家好漂亮啊 Wow, Yuna, your house is so beautiful.

但这个沙发一个人躺会不会太可惜 But isn't it a pity to lie on this big sofa alone?

哎你怎么进来了 Hey, how did you get in?

你不是在征求 Weren't you seeking permission?

我是在征求让我踏出家门的男子 I was seeking a man to get me out of the house

不是在征求登堂入室的 not someone to barge in.

哎你知道干洗沙发多少钱吗

哎我有个好主意哎 Hey, I have a great idea.

什么 What?

我们一起把它弄脏 Let's make it dirty together.

你就知道多少钱了快点 Then you'll know the cost. Hurry up!

回来 Come back.

吼 Roar!

可恶人呢 Darn it! Where is that person?

到底在哪里 Where are they?

气死我了 This is infuriating!

我在这里啊 I'm here.

哎你这样很可恶哎 Hey, you're so annoying.

嗯你还不是走出家门了 Well, you did step out of the house.

我是开门但没让你进来 I opened the door, but I didn't let you in.

啊你耍赖啊 Ah, you're being unfair.

况且你又没有规定不能进你家

还不赶快给我一吻 Give me a kiss right now.

这不算 That doesn't count.

哪里不算 Why doesn't it count?

你知道吗 Do you know?

我从一位乡民变成你的粉丝 I went from being a netizen to being your fan.

再伪装成一位乡民 Then I pretended to be a netizen again

成功的把我的偶像骗出家门 Then I pretended to be a netizen again

你知道这需要多大的努力以及智慧吗

你自认为没有义务看见我们的努力

但我们可是连吃饭的力气都用光了 We don't even have the strength to eat anymore

谁理你吃不吃饭呢 Who cares if you eat or not?

虽然你没有一句好话 Although you haven't said anything nice

但最后我还是祝福你 I still wish you well

祝福你订阅数超过1, 000万2, 000万

等一下 Wait a moment

最后的最后 One last thing

我要跟你讲啊 I want to tell you

你烫直比较好看 Straightened hair suits you better

卷发不适合你 Curly hair doesn't suit you

啊等一下最后的最后的最后 Ah, wait, the very last thing

我再跟你说一句话 Let me tell you one more thing

我已经成功把你骗出家门了 I have successfully tricked you out of your house

所以我要跟你说 So I want to tell you

我的名字叫做焕 My name is Huan

焕等一下 Huan, wait a moment

优... 优娜 Yuna