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喂妈 Hey, Mom

我刚下班 I just got off work.

怎么现在才打给我 Why are you calling me now?

哦下周 Oh, next week.

我不是跟爸说过了吗 Didn't I tell Dad?

哦他又听错了 Oh, he misheard me again.

紧急快报草原监狱惊传受刑人逃脱 Emergency Express

一名有诈欺 An inmate with a history of fraud

伤害前科的犯人今日下午越狱 and assault escaped from prison this afternoon

请花宗市附近的民众提高警觉 People in the vicinity of Han azo no City

请花宗市附近的民众提高警觉 are asked to be vigilant.

越狱 Jailbreak?

就在这附近哎 It's around here!

搞得神秘兮兮的真是 It's so mysterious.

其实那个逃犯长得还不错 Actually, the fugitive looks pretty good

只可惜只有大头贴 It's a pity that there's only a big headshot

也不晓得身高多高 I wonder how tall he is?

下面大不大 How big is the dick?

小姐你你你不要害怕 Miss, don't be afraid.

我没有恶意我没有恶意 I mean no harm. I mean no harm.

你怎么知道我叫小洁 How do you know my name is Xiao Jie?

啊你是那个 Ah, you are the one

哎呀我要去报警啊 Oops I'm going to the police ah

啊抱紧 Ah Hold tight?

不是这个抱紧 Not this hold tight!

抱紧 Hold tight

舒服吗 Are you comfortable?

你就这样躲过警卫 You just avoided the guards.

钻进寒洞 Into the cold hole

跳过2公尺的铁丝墙 Jumpingovera2-meterwirewall

哎呀肾上腺素嘛 It's all because of the adrenaline

逃狱是逃出来的 Escaping from prison is escaping from

但 But

你摆脱的了我吗 Can you get rid of me?

到此一游 You're here

不留点东西吗 don't you want to leave something?

嗯 yes