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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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IZZY: So, Shaun's now suddenly your boss
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and a sex ninja while you're
stuck in your quarter-life crisis goop.
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That's a big-ass shift in the
power dynamic. That's rough.
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- You actually named the bar Therapy?
- I actually did.
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Oh, God. You're topping
me from the bottom.
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IZZY: Well, she left a Google
search up on her laptop...
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"tri-custody."
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It just feels like this is all about
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softening the blow for when they tell me
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they definitely don't
want any more kids.
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Hey, Em. It's Gabe. We need to talk.
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About Jack.
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MARTY: This is Lala.
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Lala is the super awesome president
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of our homeowners association.
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Oh, she did join this
daycare co-op down the street.
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She abducted Carmen's
kids so they'd let her in.
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I'm going home for a nooner with Izzy.
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We're trying to figure out
if we can have sex in twos.
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Oh, this was such a good idea.
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Emma's perfectly happy at Binge Club.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm waiting.
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I'm confused. Are you upset
that we came home to nap?
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[SCOFFS] Well, apparently,
you had other plans.
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[SIGHS] Okay.
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Things went a little south
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when we accidentally started
talking about yoooo...
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Go. Slavia. [CLEARS THROAT]
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- Yugoslavia?
- That's a weak effort. I'm sorry.
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I'm fucking legally asleep right now.
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All right, here's the truth, okay?
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Don't get mad.
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But without you, it just felt wrong.
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- Well, get the fuck over it!
- Aah!
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Do you want me to feel like the anchor?
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Huh? Is that what you want?
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Me to be the one who drags us down
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into the dank murk of suburban monotony
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until this one claws her way out?
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- This is weird.
- Yes. Yes, it is.
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Two red-blooded adults
sneak home to do the deed
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and take a little dodo instead.
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Okay, hold on. Just a s...
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I'm catching up. So,
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you're not mad about us
sneaking home to have sex
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'cause we knew you
weren't gonna be here.
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You're mad... because...
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Because we're doing it all wrong.
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Okay? We are doing it
all wrong, people! This...
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This is a poly foul.
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You forgot the whistle thing.
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- [WHISTLES]
- Oh, please. Why?
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- I don't know, man.
- On his site,
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Coach Remi has "The Five Poly
Fouls That Will Get You Ejected."
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- Who is Coach Remi?
- Yeah.
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EMMA: Coach Remi!
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Portland's official poly guru?
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Anyway, I've been reading his stuff,
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and he has this training camp
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at the downtown Marriott, and...
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I think we should go.
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A, that sounds dreadful.
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Oh, that's it.
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Yeah, go... go on.
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Okay, look, the two of us
need to be able to have sex
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without the third one getting
their feelings hurt, so come on.
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Come on!
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Come on. Do what you came here to do.
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I'm just gonna sit back,
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then I'll join in when I'm ready.
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- Like, right now?
- Yeah.
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I'm ordering you to
fornicate without me.
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W... w...
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For me, uh,
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there's never been a
moment in my adult life
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where I was less inclined
to have sexual intercourse.
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- Sorry.
- Emma, we tried. Seriously.
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Like, w... we even...
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I don't even know what this
is. Is this a butt thing?
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I mean, when in doubt, it's
usually a butt thing, right?
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Here's th... Here's the thing.
I think Emma might be right.
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I think that... [INHALES DEEPLY]
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waiting for all three of us to
be in precisely the right mood
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at precisely the right time is...
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- you know, uh...
- It's a poly foul. [WHISTLES]
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Now it's back again.
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Okay, enough with this bullshit.
Enough with the mortgages.
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Enough with the pumpkin-spice candles.
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We are gonna throw a
weird-ass pajama party
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like we used to. Do you remember
how much fun that used to be?
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And we're gonna drink,
and we're gonna vape...
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Well, you know, you two
are gonna drink and vape.
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But we're gonna dance,
and we're gonna laugh,
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and we're gonna forget about the world,
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and before we know it,
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we will be using this
stuff on each other.
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I'm good.
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Okay, all right. You got
a bigger mouth, anyway.
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That's not really my thing.
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- Ohh!
- Oh, no, babe.
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- My goodness.
- We haven't actually washed that,
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so that's really gross.
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? Just let go,
let it flow like a river ?
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? Don't overthink it 'cause
you know that I deliver ?
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? I gave you what you want,
but you're gonna want more ?
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? When you come back knockin',
I'ma open that door ?
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? Like wooh, yeah, you better hang on ?
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? You better hang on,
about to let loose, now ?
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- Lady lumps.
- ? Wooh, yeah, you better hang on ?
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? Better hang on, better hang on ?
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? Watch me ?
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? Whoa ?
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? I'm about to let loose now ?
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? Whoa ?
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? I'm about to let loose now ?
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? La la la la la ?
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? Here we go, here we go ?
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? La la la la la ?
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Emma?
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I'm gonna check it out.
It's been over an hour, so...
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Emma?
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Babe?
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Are you doing some sort of
sexy hide-and-seek thing?
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Marco!
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Oh, babe.
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??
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Polo.
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??
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Let's get you to bed, party animal.
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??
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, my God, you are the funniest.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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I am, aren't I? Oh!
She thinks I'm funny.
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I heard.
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- And who are you?
- I'm, uh, Zoe.
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The interior designer.
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At least, I hope so. [CHUCKLES]
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Nina. Little late for business meetings,
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- isn't it, babe?
- Oh, inspiration never sleeps.
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Girl's a genius, Nina.
Concepts are so cool.
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Oh, I'm just channeling Shaun's vibe.
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- We really connect.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Creatively.
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Yay. That's so awesome.
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Hey, does anyone else need a
drink? I'm... I'm gonna have...
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- several all at once.
- Yeah, I'm in.
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I will have your driest ros?.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hmm. Oh, you, uh... you
think I'm a bartender?
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- You aren't a bartender?
- Well... technically, yes.
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- But I'm also a licensed therapist, so...
- Aww.
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"Aww"?
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I mean, no offense, but if
you're a licensed therapist
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working here as a bartender, there
has to be at least one "aww"...
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- Oh, no.
- ... in that story, right?
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[GIGGLES]
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Well, okay, then! Um, I'm
just gonna go to the back
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and find our best ros?.
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That's also where we keep the
toxic cleaning products, so...
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- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, no.
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[LAUGHING] You know
what? Why don't we, um...
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Why don't we take a
rain check on that drink
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until it's champagne, huh?
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Is that a great idea, or
is that my greatest idea?
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- [GIGGLES]
- Uh, thank you so much
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for coming in, Designs by Zoe.
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Sounds good.
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I'm so stoked to work with you, Shaun.
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I think we can create
something truly special here.
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Okay, well, you'll hear from me.
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Or you won't!
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Yeah, the future, it's, uh...
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it's so mysterious.
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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What the hell was that?
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[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
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Dickweed.
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? Oh ?
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??
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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CARMEN: Yeah, you can hold her hand.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Are you... you surprised
to see me? I live here.
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- [GIRLS GIGGLING]
- And you rang the doorbell like 47 times, but...
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Well, you know... Hey, there they are!
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- Good morning, beautiful people.
- Good morning.
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Happy Saturday. It's a
great time to be alive, huh?
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Ah, truly. Just lost a
couple organs in the toilet,
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but now there's room
for the next generation
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of beautiful people to grow.
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Blessed be the fruit.
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So, what's everyone up to this
brilliant, blissful morn? I'll go first.
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I'll be at my office
scrambling to make a deadline
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while also watching these
lovable, little monkeys.
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It's fun, right? [CHUCKLES]
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- Unless...
- Oh, boy.
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- Oh, yeah, we...
- Yeah, no, we...
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The thing is, oh, Emma
and I have some, uh...
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- We have something.
- We have some bid'ness...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ... to attend to.
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Aw, how nice. What kind of bid'ness?
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Yeah, what kind of bid'ness? I
don't... that I don't know about.
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- I... I think it's a good question.
- They're asking, like, specifically.
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- Specifically.
- What are we doing?
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- Well, this is gonna be a lie.
- Yep.
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- We have errands and stuff.
- Yeah, you know, like... mom stuff.
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Well, you know, if you're
going shopping, Callie is...
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she has an amazing eye,
and she's very expressive.
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- IZZY: Oh, yes.
- I like to poop at the toy store
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- because it smells like strawberries.
- IZZY: Cal, I'm confused...
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what smells like strawberries,
the toy store or your poop?
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[LAUGHTER]
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All hail Princess Monster Face.
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We're actually getting our hoo-has done.
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- Mm.
- Uh, it's a twofer. We're gonna surprise Jack.
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Okay, so 2 minutes and 13 seconds
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to concoct the lamest excuse
ever. You can do better.
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- I think.
- JACK: You know what? I got this.
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You guys can go out.
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Yep, leave it to Uncle Jack.
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Oh, my God. Jack, thank you.
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You are by far my favorite Trakarsky.
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- Always have been!
- Aw, that's not saying much.
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Okay. You girls gonna be
all right with Uncle Jack?
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You'll just do some drawing?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Okay, Carmen, we need
some girlfriend time, okay?
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Just you and me. And I'm dying
to catch up on "Who We Are,"
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but I don't want to spoil
anything. So, have you caught up?
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Oh, please. I'm not caught
up on sleep or basic hygiene,
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and yet I can't even get
nominated for "Best Lemonade Stand
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by an Asian-American Who
Lives in My House" award.
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- Aww.
- Well, it's their loss, Carm.
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You know I'm exaggerating, right?
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Course I do.
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- Bye, guys.
- Bye, Princess Monster Face!
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- Bye, girls!
- Bye, Mom.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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I know what you're doing, by the way,
245
00:09:53,485 --> 00:09:55,831
with your homicidal kid smile.
246
00:09:56,069 --> 00:09:58,328
It's not gonna work. You can't scare me.
247
00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:03,739
Okay, please stop. [CLEARS THROAT]
248
00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:07,440
Ohh, if this place
were trying any harder,
249
00:10:07,453 --> 00:10:09,098
- it's be a warehouse full of...
- Dicks?
250
00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:10,769
- Yeah!
- [LAUGHING]
251
00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:13,472
So, Gabe wants to meet to talk
about their mom why?
252
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,463
Well, you saw "The Great Santini."
253
00:10:15,588 --> 00:10:17,547
- Mm...
- You don't know "The Great Santini"?
254
00:10:17,557 --> 00:10:18,661
Oh, my God, it's so good.
255
00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:21,003
So, Robert Duvall plays
this badass military dad.
256
00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:23,297
He's trying to toughen his kid
up for the cold, cruel world.
257
00:10:23,321 --> 00:10:25,802
Okay, I'll put it on my watchlist. So...
258
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,205
So, their mom is, you know,
259
00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:29,881
like a distaff Great Santini.
260
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,981
- Mm.
- She may have gone, uh, a little overboard.
261
00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:34,268
- Yeah, sounds like it.
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
262
00:10:35,555 --> 00:10:36,694
[CHUCKLES]
263
00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,473
What's so funny?
264
00:10:38,508 --> 00:10:40,975
It's Nathan showing me
his latest assignment.
265
00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:42,414
He's pretending to like street meat.
266
00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,080
It's so stupid.
267
00:10:44,205 --> 00:10:45,725
Yeah. Guess humor's subjective.
268
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,598
- Come on. Let's go find him.
- Okay.
269
00:10:48,684 --> 00:10:52,086
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
270
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Leave us, Jebediah Todd.
271
00:10:55,227 --> 00:10:57,823
- [SIGHS]
- Are you absolutely certain you weren't followed?
272
00:10:57,849 --> 00:10:59,660
Why don't you just
tell us why we're here?
273
00:10:59,695 --> 00:11:02,019
- There isn't much time.
- Did you take cyanide?
274
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,266
No. I'm getting my nose and ears done,
275
00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:05,326
but I needed to talk to you
in person, away from Jack.
276
00:11:05,337 --> 00:11:06,909
And telephones are... ?
277
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,003
- Easily compromised.
- Oh, my God.
278
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:12,151
We have a potentially violent
situation on our hands.
279
00:11:12,391 --> 00:11:13,707
Mom's coming to town,
280
00:11:13,763 --> 00:11:15,207
and Jack's gonna make nice with her,
281
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,977
or I'm gonna go postal on his ass.
282
00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:18,490
You're kidding me.
283
00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:20,263
Oh, my God, he's not kidding.
284
00:11:20,282 --> 00:11:22,378
Okay, how do I put this delicately? Um,
285
00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:25,911
- this is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
- True.
286
00:11:25,941 --> 00:11:27,971
Well, they're both too
stubborn to make the first move,
287
00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,874
so I'm gonna make it for them.
288
00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:30,973
Why are you doing this now?
289
00:11:30,993 --> 00:11:32,437
Okay, w... we're already stressed enough
290
00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:34,548
with the babies and the house and...
291
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:35,766
That's why I'm doing it.
292
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:38,232
Jack finally managed to go
deep enough to make babies.
293
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:39,301
- Gross.
- That is disgusting.
294
00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:40,711
But everything he thinks he knows
295
00:11:40,728 --> 00:11:42,680
about his own upbringing is a lie.
296
00:11:42,956 --> 00:11:45,282
And even well-intentioned
lies have consequences.
297
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:49,686
I want Jack to have his mom at
a time like this, like I did.
298
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,559
It matters.
299
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,622
But he needs to know
the truth about his dad
300
00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:56,049
to understand Mom
301
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,285
and why she was the
way she was with him.
302
00:11:58,574 --> 00:12:00,431
The truth?
303
00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:06,704
??
304
00:12:07,613 --> 00:12:10,107
God damn it, Gabe. In the name
of all that's good in the world,
305
00:12:10,139 --> 00:12:11,898
- please pick up!
- CALLIE: Fuck!
306
00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:14,451
I said "pick up," young lady.
307
00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:16,251
Okay? That's not even close.
308
00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:19,615
- What up, jack-off?
- JACK: It's me.
309
00:12:19,661 --> 00:12:22,711
Uh, I'm with the, uh,
Amari girls. Dave's kids?
310
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,455
They're friggin', like,
little devil children.
311
00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:25,485
I don't know what to do.
312
00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:28,109
Um, I gave them candy,
and now it's... there...
313
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,994
it seems like there's more of
them, like they're multiplying.
314
00:12:30,018 --> 00:12:31,319
- What do I do?
- I don't know.
315
00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:32,517
Why don't you go golfing like a real man
316
00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:34,363
and leave the wives to mind
the children? How about that?
317
00:12:34,368 --> 00:12:35,590
Okay, quick, look around...
318
00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:37,421
is it 1956 where you're at?
319
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:39,427
You know, I just keep
wondering how you always get
320
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:41,460
the chick end of the
stick, huh? How is that?
321
00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:44,589
- Are you golfing?
- Dude, real men golf in the rain, bro.
322
00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:46,123
Fore!
323
00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:47,825
- Yeah.
- Here's the thing...
324
00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:50,104
Emma and Izzy were acting
super weird this morning.
325
00:12:50,119 --> 00:12:51,939
They said they were gonna
go out and run some errands,
326
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,493
but it seemed very nefarious,
327
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,020
I have to say... like
they were up to no good,
328
00:12:57,051 --> 00:12:58,956
like they were planning a
surprise for me or something.
329
00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,331
[LAUGHING] A surprise? What?!
330
00:13:01,816 --> 00:13:03,820
Don't be stupid. That's...
331
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:05,374
Man, you got to grow
up and stop thinking
332
00:13:05,398 --> 00:13:07,311
everyone's always
plotting some big surprise.
333
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:09,002
Jeeesus! I mean...
334
00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:11,918
- Okay, now you're acting super weird.
- Oh, fuck off. I am not.
335
00:13:11,944 --> 00:13:13,897
Fuck yeah, you are. Dickhead.
336
00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:17,249
[SIGHS] Keep going. You're gonna
reveal yourself in two seconds.
337
00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:20,510
Oh, hole in one! I just got
a hole in one! It's amazing!
338
00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,067
You... You got a hole in one?
339
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:23,529
You just yelled "fore."
340
00:13:23,539 --> 00:13:25,122
Yeah, a big wind just
blew it right back.
341
00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:26,676
Oh, they're bringing the
big check! It's great!
342
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,507
They're bringing it
right now! Gotta go, bro!
343
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,898
[GROANS]
344
00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,612
??
345
00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:35,713
Oh, my God, what the f...
346
00:13:35,979 --> 00:13:38,455
No. Girls, no. This can't...
347
00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:40,018
Something has to be done about this.
348
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,875
- _
- [TIRES SCREECH]
349
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,921
[ENGINE REVS]
350
00:13:45,078 --> 00:13:47,958
[TIRES SCREECH]
351
00:13:49,297 --> 00:13:51,629
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
352
00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:57,540
So, setting aside the
Trakarsky family curve ball
353
00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,284
that Gabe just threw at us...
354
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:03,605
Let's set it way aside...
like, in the Philippines.
355
00:14:06,359 --> 00:14:09,036
I saw on your computer
356
00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:12,481
that you were researching tri-custody.
357
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,884
Well, that's what you
want, isn't it, babe?
358
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,273
The three of us to be equal parents?
359
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,131
Um...
360
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:28,375
Back when my mom and dad were
cozy, little drunks together,
361
00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:31,769
they were big into video games.
362
00:14:32,011 --> 00:14:33,538
They would always give me the controller
363
00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:35,469
and tell me that I was
in charge of the bad guys,
364
00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:40,344
and I thought I was
some amazing game player.
365
00:14:40,554 --> 00:14:43,545
Until I found out that there were
no batteries in the controller
366
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,059
and it was a two-player game.
367
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,815
Oh, shit.
368
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:53,910
Hi!
369
00:14:53,972 --> 00:14:56,580
- Hey.
- Remember the sign everyone loves to make fun of?
370
00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:57,902
"Slow... Children at Play"?
371
00:14:57,922 --> 00:15:00,986
I just think the word "down"
would help so much.
372
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,158
- [CHUCKLES]
- Sue me.
373
00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:06,369
Would an HOA Security Division
speeding ticket suffice?
374
00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:10,982
Uh, so, Em, who is this person?
375
00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:14,577
And why is she playing
cops-and-robbers in our driveway?
376
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:17,193
I'm Lala, HOA president.
377
00:15:17,203 --> 00:15:18,405
And you are?
378
00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,345
Uh, Izzy Silva.
379
00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:21,670
Our wife.
380
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,151
Nice to meet you.
381
00:15:23,276 --> 00:15:25,281
I have an out gay son,
so I'm cool with all that.
382
00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:27,185
- Super woke.
- Cool, okay.
383
00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:30,754
Anyway, Emma, you should
know people are talking.
384
00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:34,013
- What are they saying?
- They're saying that Binge Club presidency
385
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,658
is just a launching pad
386
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,891
and that you have designs on my job.
387
00:15:38,191 --> 00:15:40,110
[LAUGHING] Not that I'm
worried, 'cause I'm not.
388
00:15:40,151 --> 00:15:42,948
Well, uh, maybe you should be.
389
00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:45,892
So it's true.
390
00:15:46,732 --> 00:15:48,733
You are gunning for me.
391
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:52,988
Emma is much too busy, uh,
392
00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:55,750
- building her architectural empire...
- [GIGGLES]
393
00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:59,453
... to be playing neighborhood
politics with you, Lala.
394
00:15:59,656 --> 00:16:01,177
Did you make up that name?
395
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,528
- Nope.
- No, it's, uh... it's her real name.
396
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:07,282
[LAUGHING] No shit! How
stoned were your parents?
397
00:16:07,407 --> 00:16:08,996
They're in recovery.
398
00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:13,891
Okay, you know what? Why don't
we, uh, just call this a truce,
399
00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:15,521
you give us the ticket,
before it gets out of hand?
400
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:16,971
I'll put it in your mailbox.
401
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,541
Gosh, I hope everything
works out with the house.
402
00:16:19,576 --> 00:16:21,787
No telling when the
next one hits the market.
403
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,559
So nice to meet you, Lizzy.
404
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:24,921
"Lizzy"? Really?
405
00:16:25,106 --> 00:16:26,811
Does it look like I have low self-esteem
406
00:16:26,815 --> 00:16:28,812
- and that I dye my own hair?
- A little.
407
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,524
[LAUGHS]
408
00:16:30,649 --> 00:16:31,996
- Does it?
- Not really.
409
00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:35,372
Like I said, very
established neighborhood,
410
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,034
practically no turnover.
411
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:38,692
??
412
00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:40,205
Good luck fitting in.
413
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,596
??
414
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:43,733
This is bad.
415
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,866
- Why?
- She's calm. Look at her.
416
00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:47,232
She is too calm.
417
00:16:47,451 --> 00:16:48,902
??
418
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:51,700
She's ridiculous, is what she is.
419
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,086
It's gonna be fine.
420
00:16:53,623 --> 00:16:56,205
I'm telling you, Lala is
covering something insidious,
421
00:16:56,238 --> 00:16:57,723
like eternal evil.
422
00:16:57,765 --> 00:16:59,052
Sounds reasonable.
423
00:16:59,076 --> 00:17:00,087
Not to change the subject,
424
00:17:00,108 --> 00:17:02,423
but have you ever heard of
those high-powered executives
425
00:17:02,451 --> 00:17:05,724
that just transfer their
intense but beautiful
426
00:17:05,794 --> 00:17:08,996
careerist energies into,
uh, neighborhood politics?
427
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:10,782
Welcome back.
428
00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:12,536
- Wow!
- Wow!
429
00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:14,775
- Beautiful!
- Looking good, Princess.
430
00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:16,363
Thank you. These girls
are a total nightmare.
431
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:17,739
I don't even care if they hear me.
432
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,510
- [LAUGHS]
- So, where were you guys?
433
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:22,397
And just give me an
answer quick. Don't think.
434
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:24,515
- Yeah, we were... we were getting our...
- Hair.
435
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:27,627
- We were getting our hoo-has done.
- I knew it. I knew it.
436
00:17:27,752 --> 00:17:29,943
- Tripped you up.
- Why do you have two wives?
437
00:17:30,476 --> 00:17:31,900
I got this one.
438
00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:34,375
Well, girls...
439
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:37,884
Do you want to hear a story?
440
00:17:38,795 --> 00:17:40,600
Once upon a time,
441
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,756
Prince Jack was put under a spell,
442
00:17:42,782 --> 00:17:44,804
and he was given too much love
443
00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:46,759
for any one princess to handle.
444
00:17:46,794 --> 00:17:50,664
But luckily, Princess
Izzy and Princess Emma
445
00:17:50,685 --> 00:17:52,042
loved each other very much.
446
00:17:52,052 --> 00:17:55,345
Two princesses can't
love each other, silly.
447
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,118
Well, you know... I'll get this one.
448
00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:58,882
Yes, actually, they can.
449
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,971
Two princess can love
each other. Here. Come here.
450
00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:03,441
And do you know what?
451
00:18:04,006 --> 00:18:06,478
These two princesses...
well, let's put it this way.
452
00:18:06,514 --> 00:18:10,726
There once was a frog, and
his name was Jack, right?
453
00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:12,676
And not just one princess,
454
00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:15,342
but two princesses came
by and gave him a kiss.
455
00:18:15,347 --> 00:18:16,735
And you know what happened to him?
456
00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:18,323
He turned into a prince,
457
00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:21,212
and they lived in this kingdom
of love forever and ever.
458
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,929
And the prince, if
everything goes right,
459
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:26,133
will someday turn into a king.
460
00:18:27,068 --> 00:18:31,316
??
461
00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:38,903
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
462
00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:41,910
_
463
00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:44,246
- _
- Ugh, I got to go, guys.
464
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:47,440
- Where are you going?
- Uh, it's a Nina emergency.
465
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:48,987
Unroll your eyes.
466
00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:51,081
- Real this time.
- [SIGHS]
467
00:18:51,257 --> 00:18:53,763
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. It's...
468
00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:56,136
This is gonna be you guys someday.
469
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,446
You mean this is gonna be us someday.
470
00:18:58,865 --> 00:19:00,143
Yeah.
471
00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:03,408
Bye, girls!
472
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:05,920
- Say bye-bye.
- Bye, Princess Izzy!
473
00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:07,354
Bye, prince.
474
00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:13,682
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
475
00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:16,291
Hey, Carm. How's it going?
476
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,082
Don't tell Jack, but I'm
gonna sneak home right now
477
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:22,708
and catch the rest of
that stupid, sappy show,
478
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,993
just so you and I can talk
about it. I want us to be
479
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,571
"Who We Are" sisters
from different misters,
480
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:30,491
always there for each other,
just like Sandra and Tracy.
481
00:19:30,506 --> 00:19:32,311
And they didn't even know
they were sisters? Really?
482
00:19:32,332 --> 00:19:34,999
Hey, Carm, don't even sweat it.
We're taking the girls to the park.
483
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:36,415
- Really?
- Yeah.
484
00:19:36,472 --> 00:19:37,993
Like Sailor always says,
485
00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:40,510
"I love you, and you love me,
486
00:19:40,526 --> 00:19:42,578
and that's just who we are."
487
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:46,808
That's so stupid, and I'm
definitely not crying. Bye.
488
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:49,129
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- [SHAKY BREATH]
489
00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:52,187
MAN: You'll never break us
because we know who we are.
490
00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:54,766
What about you? Huh?
491
00:19:54,891 --> 00:19:56,442
Do you know who you are?
492
00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:58,072
[SOBBING] I'm a woman who's sobbing
493
00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:02,569
over the tribulations of a
man who's far too handsome
494
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:05,829
to be a plumbing
contractor in real life.
495
00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:08,331
But mostly I'm just drinking alone,
496
00:20:08,702 --> 00:20:11,389
talking to the TV, and just imagining
497
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,106
the love of my life's
humiliating comeuppance
498
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,686
because I'm a jealous shithead
499
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:19,585
who just wanted him to
be my plus-one for once.
500
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,209
That's who I am!
501
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:22,741
Listen up, you.
502
00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:24,113
Say what now?
503
00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:26,098
Grandpa did not escape Nazi Germany
504
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,950
to watch you lie down and crumble.
505
00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:31,066
Ah, God damn it. My grandfather
was an immigrant, too,
506
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:32,660
and he got locked up in a camp!
507
00:20:32,686 --> 00:20:33,897
Why does Dave get to...
508
00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:35,991
We're fighters in this
family, right to the end.
509
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,803
That's good. That's good. Mm-hmm.
510
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,553
Mm, mm.
511
00:20:43,007 --> 00:20:44,322
Mm.
512
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:46,601
And furthermore...
513
00:20:46,658 --> 00:20:48,767
Ah, shh, shh!
514
00:20:49,618 --> 00:20:51,702
Can feel a sequel brewing.
515
00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:56,658
- [HIGH-ENERGY MUSIC PLAYS]
- NINA: Mmph!
516
00:20:58,182 --> 00:20:59,789
[GRUNTING]
517
00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:02,436
Take that, you...
518
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:03,885
laughing girl!
519
00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:07,989
- [GRUNTS]
- Your insult game is in a free fall.
520
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:12,382
Update... Now Shaun's very presence
521
00:21:12,507 --> 00:21:16,277
turns women into giggling love zombies!
522
00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,998
- Unh! Fuck!
- Nina!
523
00:21:18,024 --> 00:21:20,726
- Ow! Oww!
- Okay. Okay.
524
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,481
- How do men do that?
- The better question is,
525
00:21:23,506 --> 00:21:24,878
why do men do that?
526
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,939
- Okay, just...
- [WHIMPERING]
527
00:21:26,964 --> 00:21:29,655
Okay. Okay. Let's, um...
528
00:21:30,343 --> 00:21:32,393
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- ... turn that off.
529
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,172
Okay.
530
00:21:34,436 --> 00:21:36,441
Shaun is catching his wave.
531
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,111
So what?
532
00:21:38,169 --> 00:21:40,632
- That's a good thing.
- Mm, is it?
533
00:21:40,671 --> 00:21:42,980
You know, he'll always
be obsessed with you.
534
00:21:43,038 --> 00:21:46,069
And while things are evening out a bit,
535
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,131
- your upper hand is safe.
- Mm.
536
00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:52,247
So, maybe spend a little
bit more time knowing it
537
00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:54,909
and a little less time...
538
00:21:56,547 --> 00:21:58,206
... showing it?
539
00:21:58,242 --> 00:22:01,743
- I guess?
- Mm. Mm!
540
00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:03,598
Better?
541
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,325
Mm. Will you massage my hand?
542
00:22:07,447 --> 00:22:09,914
Weird. Only if you focus.
543
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:11,218
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
544
00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:13,514
Okay, so, one second,
545
00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,700
I was watching Jack and
Emma with the Amari girls.
546
00:22:15,727 --> 00:22:17,965
And the next, it was
like... it was like a...
547
00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:21,201
a home video, with
their kids, the twins.
548
00:22:21,221 --> 00:22:24,017
And it was perfect.
549
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:26,977
[SCOFFS] They want you in the picture.
550
00:22:26,992 --> 00:22:29,039
I know. I know.
551
00:22:30,236 --> 00:22:31,778
[SIGHS]
552
00:22:33,843 --> 00:22:36,250
I told Emma my game-controller story.
553
00:22:36,477 --> 00:22:37,911
Why?
554
00:22:37,927 --> 00:22:39,825
Because I've been
thinking about it a lot.
555
00:22:39,871 --> 00:22:42,809
You know, it seems like a metaphor
for my vague "mamacita" role.
556
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,063
Oh, Iz, that is so dark.
557
00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:47,096
Well, they have a biological dad,
558
00:22:47,122 --> 00:22:48,833
and they have a biological mom.
559
00:22:49,124 --> 00:22:50,794
So, what am I, really?
560
00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:52,619
Like, the cool aunt?
561
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,561
Or the nanny that's,
like, become like family?
562
00:22:56,602 --> 00:22:58,325
- I mean, I don't know.
- Yeah.
563
00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:02,306
- The controller with no batteries?
- See? [SIGHS]
564
00:23:02,738 --> 00:23:07,632
??
565
00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:13,609
What if this last year has been, like,
566
00:23:14,389 --> 00:23:18,784
the coolest, weirdest vacation ever...
567
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,286
and I'm the souvenir
568
00:23:22,312 --> 00:23:24,620
that they don't remember
buying when they were drunk?
569
00:23:24,685 --> 00:23:26,071
??
570
00:23:26,735 --> 00:23:29,178
- EMMA: Do you think she's happy?
- Which one?
571
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,602
You think it's a "tears of
a clown" situation happening?
572
00:23:31,617 --> 00:23:34,255
- [CHILDREN LAUGH]
- I'm talking about Izzy.
573
00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:38,293
She bought us a pumpkin-spice candle.
574
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,196
She gets it.
575
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,941
Hawthorne Heights is our
home, not just a home base.
576
00:23:42,977 --> 00:23:45,147
So, she gets it, and she
wants to make it work.
577
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,359
Does that mean she's happy?
578
00:23:46,372 --> 00:23:48,624
I mean, will she be
happy in two, three years?
579
00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:50,749
I don't know, but what can we do?
580
00:23:51,065 --> 00:23:52,584
We can get help.
581
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:54,919
You talking about that poly coach
582
00:23:55,044 --> 00:23:56,554
and the training camp thing?
583
00:23:56,590 --> 00:23:58,155
- [LAUGHING]
- Come on, Em.
584
00:23:58,191 --> 00:24:00,620
I mean, you got to admit,
it sounds a little...
585
00:24:02,645 --> 00:24:03,947
[SIGHS]
586
00:24:03,999 --> 00:24:05,463
... awesome?
587
00:24:06,326 --> 00:24:07,505
I was gonna say something different,
588
00:24:07,506 --> 00:24:09,358
- but your face was telling me to say "awesome."
- [LAUGHING]
589
00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:11,663
I know. I thought you were
going somewhere else with that.
590
00:24:13,134 --> 00:24:15,006
I'm going wherever you're going.
591
00:24:15,425 --> 00:24:18,008
? Just know that I'll understand ?
592
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:20,087
? We're gonna make it through ?
593
00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,119
- ? The stormiest weather ?
- When is this thing?
594
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,496
- Tonight.
- What?!
595
00:24:23,511 --> 00:24:24,873
- [LAUGHING]
- Tonight?
596
00:24:24,925 --> 00:24:26,658
Yeah! You're going where I'm going.
597
00:24:26,685 --> 00:24:27,921
Count me in, I guess.
598
00:24:27,953 --> 00:24:29,541
? Got to let you know ?
599
00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:33,358
? We're in this together ?
600
00:24:37,572 --> 00:24:39,692
Mm, sure we have the address right?
601
00:24:39,749 --> 00:24:41,309
IZZY: Interesting Marriott.
602
00:24:41,317 --> 00:24:43,066
Kind of a B&B vibe?
603
00:24:43,101 --> 00:24:45,546
Yeah, well, they changed
the venue at the last minute.
604
00:24:46,031 --> 00:24:47,795
- Excuse me.
- Yeah?
605
00:24:49,245 --> 00:24:51,214
Uh, we're, um...
606
00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:53,962
- we're lost, and we're looking...
- You're looking for the open "gym"
607
00:24:53,986 --> 00:24:56,600
- or whatever he's calling it?
- Yeah.
608
00:24:57,303 --> 00:25:00,449
You just gonna watch me carry
in all your refreshments?
609
00:25:00,574 --> 00:25:02,129
Or do you want to help a mother out?
610
00:25:02,153 --> 00:25:03,705
- Jack will help you.
- Oh.
611
00:25:04,329 --> 00:25:05,692
- Thank you.
- Sure.
612
00:25:05,723 --> 00:25:07,301
Couple more in here.
613
00:25:09,294 --> 00:25:11,953
Ohh! Oh, okay.
614
00:25:13,113 --> 00:25:15,604
There's no version of what's
waiting for us inside that house
615
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:17,346
- that isn't incredibly weird.
- Mnh-mnh.
616
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,357
Yeah, but we can't
afford to waste 600 bucks.
617
00:25:19,378 --> 00:25:20,703
- Mm.
- Each.
618
00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:23,468
Wait, what? H... how much did she say?
619
00:25:23,638 --> 00:25:25,842
??
620
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:29,218
- Hey, Jack, watch the stairs.
- _
621
00:25:30,368 --> 00:25:32,302
WOMAN: You can set those down
on the counter for me there.
622
00:25:32,316 --> 00:25:34,586
? I can only hear you ?
623
00:25:34,619 --> 00:25:37,221
? We're gonna talk about the problem ?
624
00:25:37,254 --> 00:25:39,625
? Speaking out about the problem ?
625
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:42,224
? Let me guess, it's the same one ?
626
00:25:42,259 --> 00:25:47,228
? I know that
we are all pictures of heaven ?
627
00:25:47,264 --> 00:25:52,234
? This repetition of games ?
628
00:25:52,269 --> 00:25:56,558
? But doesn't chaos
ever get kind of boring ?
629
00:25:56,568 --> 00:26:01,767
? When there's no resolution
and no change? ?
630
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:05,196
? I can only hear you ?
631
00:26:05,212 --> 00:26:07,523
? We're gonna talk about the problem ?
632
00:26:07,570 --> 00:26:09,762
? Speaking out about the problem ?
633
00:26:09,787 --> 00:26:12,578
? Let me guess, it's the same one ?
634
00:26:12,703 --> 00:26:17,703
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