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ADULT ADAM: Growing up,
there was nothing better
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than the magical last week of school.
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It all began with crafting
the perfect yearbook message.
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- How long is this?
- Six pages, front and back.
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- How long is yours?
- One sentence.
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"You are my turtle-necked stallion."
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This is the greatest thing
anyone's ever written me!
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For the seniors, there was the
tradition of the awkward class photo.
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Clear a hole, losers.
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Johnny Atkins is finally graduating.
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You suck. You're a dork. You're a nerd.
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I hate you. You suck, too.
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Mr. Atkins, I thought you
knew. You failed five classes.
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You're definitely not graduating.
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Forget what I just said.
Have a great summer.
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And who could forget the ring salesman
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who grossly overestimated
teenage interest in bulky jewelry?
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Joss Stinn, bro?
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Is there any way you can take
off the name of our school
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and replace it with "JTP" in emeralds?
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- ALL: "JTP" in emeralds?
- No, there's not.
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- You make me sad.
- Your rings are dumb.
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Appreciate your time.
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And, of course, our
school's finest tradition...
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- the senior prank...
- [ALL SCREAM]
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Oh, no. I'm going down!
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...which mostly just
pissed off our principal.
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Sweet Saran Wrap! It
gets worse every year!
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- Amaro Jr! Is this your handiwork?
- He somehow knows it was you.
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- Run, Ruben! Run!
- Nah.
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I'll walk at a leisurely pace.
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But even better than the
traditional senior prank
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was the tradition of
planning the epic summer.
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C'mon, guys... four friends in a van,
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following the Grateful Dead all
summer? It will be super chill.
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- [SCOFFS] I wish.
- Why can't you?
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I can only tell you if it's under
the JTP cone of silence.
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ALL: JTP cone of silence!
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My plan for this summer is to spend
as much time as I can with Adam.
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Beautiful, bro. Goosebumps.
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Yes, that's why I made
him this... in wood shop.
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Maybe instead of an
archaic homemade weapon,
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you just tell Adam what he means to you.
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I will tell him with the paddle.
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Yeah, I'm not sure that's
what the paddle is saying.
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If anything, it says "nerd basher."
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Yeah. As in for the bashing of nerds.
How are you not getting this?
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As for me, I was
partaking in the tradition
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of taking over your big brother's room.
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Hey, Schmoo.
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- What's with the measuring?
- Well, now that Barry's off to Penn,
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I'm gonna turn his room into
my private toy sanctuary,
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where I can display all my
collectible action figures.
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- Oh, no, you won't.
- I have to!
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Displaying collectibles is
how adult boys play with toys.
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Barry's room will always
stay exactly the same,
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so that, at any moment, I can
come in and sniff his pillowcases
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and pretend that nothing's changed.
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So, basically, it's
a shrine that supports
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your wildly unhealthy
attachment to your children?
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You want to turn this into a toy museum,
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so who's the weird one here?
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Mom gets it. One day,
people will pay a fortune
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to see where America's first
doctoring rap president grew up.
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Oh, they sure will.
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Oh, I can't believe my
baby's done high school!
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It really is the end of an era, Ad Rock.
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Which is why I have to give you
as many joxygen masks as possible.
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Wait, what?! Sweet balls, no!
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Aww, my babies love each
other so friggin' much. Oh!
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Oh, terrible!
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I know, buddy. I'm gonna miss this, too.
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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It was May 8th, 1980-something,
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and Geoff had a bombshell
to drop on my sister.
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Erica, oh, sweet lord, Erica.
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- I just got the worst news ever.
- Oh, my God! What is it?!
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- Did something happen to your family?!
- Worse!
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I have the highest GPA
in my graduating class,
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and I'm valedictorian.
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Damn it, Geoff. You scared
the crap out of me.
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You should be scared.
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I now have to write a
moving graduation speech.
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Do you have any idea what happens
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when I have to speak in a public forum?
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Yes, you get slight
performance anxiety...
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- Crippling stage fright.
- Crippling stage fright.
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I didn't want to say it,
but that's what it is.
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I know, and having to write a
speech on top of everything else
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completely implodes my
jam-packed Filofax schedule.
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What the hell am I looking at right now?
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My summer broken down
and planned to the minute.
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Dude, you have two jobs and
five summer school classes
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and an internship at LensCrafters.
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- Not enough?
- It's more than enough.
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You even scheduled bathroom breaks.
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It's either Wednesdays
at 4:00 or not at all.
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Dude, you're already valedictorian.
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- What more do you want?
- So much more.
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This summer, I have to complete
all my college core classes
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so that next year, I have
time to pick a sensible major
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so that I can get a
job and then marry you
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and then buy a house
and then lease a Volvo
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and then save for our
kids to go to college.
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Forget our kids' college! You
haven't even gone to college.
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I know. I'm sorry I'm so wound up.
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It's just our future is,
like, super important to me.
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- Whoa, what's with all the scratching?
- It's just a stress rash.
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It comes and goes like my peptic ulcer.
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Who's ready to fill their tum-tums
with some Ants on a Log?
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Not this guy.
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He's so stressed about his
future, he's all itchy and rashy.
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Oh, poor baby. Here, let me see...
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Oh, son of a bitch!
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Erica, step away from that
boy and go wash your hands.
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- What?!
- Geoffrey has
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a scorching case of the shingles.
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Shingles? No! Isn't that
a virus for sad, old people?
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Oh, for sure.
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But it's also brought on
by overwhelming stress.
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I have overwhelming stress!
That describes me perfectly!
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Geoff, look at me.
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I'm telling you as an absolute fact
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you don't have the shingles.
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- Geoff has the shingles.
- What? Is he okay?
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No, I'm not okay! I'm
soaking in a tub of oatmeal!
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Just stay in the healing
breakfast bath, son!
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Doctor's orders!
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Please stop standing outside the door!
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This bath is delicious and humiliating!
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As Geoff soaked in his mushy bath,
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I was facing the cold hard facts
about my girlfriend graduating.
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I can't believe we only
have one week left together.
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Ba-bup! We agreed...
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you going off to college
was gonna be drama-free.
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I know we said it, but how?
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Jackie, we fell in magical nerd
love, and that lasts forever.
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We'll always be in each other's lives.
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- Promise?
- Look at me and know this.
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I will always...
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♪
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[LAUGHTER]
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Aw, man. So glad I
got another year of this.
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Gah! I was having a special
moment with my special lady!
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And now I'm having a
special moment with you.
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Jackie, do you mind?!
You're bordering on rude!
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I'll see you at lunch, Ad.
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My God, I can't wait till you're gone
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and I don't have to deal
with your stupidity anymore.
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[SIGHS] I feel the
same way, little buddy.
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So, what do you say? One
more for old time's sake?
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One more what?
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ADAM: Hello?
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Anyone? Hello?
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It's dark in here, and
I've lost all sense of time.
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[GROANS]
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Mr. Goldberg, you're way too big and old
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to be playing in the lockers.
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Playing? My stupid brother Barry
impressively crammed me in there.
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Good news for many is, he's graduating.
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- He's moving on.
- Thank God, but how?
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You pass your classes, you do your
community service... boom, done.
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To be honest, you just got
to keep the herd moving.
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Clearly. Barry didn't even do any.
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So, you're saying Barry did
no community service at all?
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
I was... I was just kidding.
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Um, Barry actually organized
a community soup...
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garden 10k run
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for food and, also, blood and shoes.
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And comfort dogs.
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- That's clearly not real.
- Clearly.
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Please do me a solid, and
let's just pretend like
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this conversation never happened.
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Or do me a solid and tell your brother
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if he doesn't complete 100
hours of community service
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in the next four days, he
doesn't get his diploma.
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♪
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How's Geoffrey feeling?
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Like his body has been
ravaged by shingles.
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[BREATHES SHARPLY]
That is wonderful news!
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The sooner I ask, the sooner I
can start regretting asking...
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why is Geoff's pain wonderful news?
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You've locked down
every yenta's dream...
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a man so concerned with your
future that he's made himself sick.
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And why exactly is that good?
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He loves you so much he's
willing to do anything
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to provide for you.
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Of course, his stress
rashes will continue,
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and all his hair will fall out,
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and his tired body will break
till he forms a widow's hump.
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Ew. I don't want a rashy
bald hunchback for a husband.
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You'd be so lucky.
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Every day, I thank God that I have a man
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who would exhaust himself
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- into that...
- [SNORES]
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...for me and this family.
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Murray, don't eat Ritz
crackers in your sleep!
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You'll choke to death!
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- Where were we?
- We were just
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wrapping up your positive spin on
having to watch your husband breathe.
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Enjoy the rest of your day.
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What?! [MUTTERING]
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♪
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Hey, dude. What's all this?
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Oh, I'm spending the summer
following the Grateful Dead,
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so I'm loading up on some GORP.
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- GORP?
- "GORP."
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Stands for "good old
raisins and peanuts."
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It's the go-to meal for Deadheads.
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So, you're basically living in a van,
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eating crappy trail mix?
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- Totally.
- Bad news, bro.
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- I ate all my GORP.
- You ate all your GORP?
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That was supposed to last all summer!
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Coach says we grow from setbacks,
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- so this will be good.
- Wait, Ruben Amaro Jr.
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- is following the Dead with you?
- I was gonna train all summer
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because that's what it
takes to go pro, but, man,
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I was putting so much stress
and pressure on myself,
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I was doing crunches in my sleep.
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The only crunching we do in
my van is on some sweet GORP.
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Lucky for me, Ruben Amaro Sr. was like,
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"Hey, Ruben Amaro
Jr., Forget the future.
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Focus on the now."
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See, that's exactly what
my mom doesn't get.
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Geoff needs a summer around
spaced-out oddballs in tie-dye
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making irresponsible life choices.
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Well, if you want to see the country
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in the luxury of an
un-air-conditioned van,
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we got room for two more.
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♪
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Geoff, stop whatever dumb
smart thing you're doing.
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Dumb? It's my valedictorian speech.
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And, oh, God, I'm so behind schedule!
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Let me see.
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- My Filofax!
- Well, put this in your Filofax.
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You and me are gonna spend the
summer following the Grateful Dead.
240
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- Wait, what?
- Look, this year was so hard,
241
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and you got me through it.
242
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So now it's my turn to help you,
243
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- and I won't take no for an answer.
- Yes!
244
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Thank you for freeing
me from my Filofax!
245
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- Let's do this!
- For sure!
246
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- I mean, it's the Grateful Dead.
- Yeah, people love them.
247
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They do. I mean, I don't.
248
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Me neither! But they
do have that one song.
249
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Exactly. That one's okay.
250
00:08:48,059 --> 00:08:49,269
- It's kind of okay.
- It's okay enough.
251
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Yes! We are going to follow a band
252
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we have mixed feelings
about, but who cares?
253
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'Cause I get a break from being me.
254
00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:56,042
[SCREAMS] Shingles!
255
00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:57,840
- I'll go stir you up a breakfast bath.
- Uh-huh.
256
00:08:57,864 --> 00:08:59,762
As Geoff bailed on his big speech,
257
00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:01,837
it was time for me to
face my big brother.
258
00:09:01,906 --> 00:09:03,116
Barry, I got to tell you something.
259
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I got to tell you something, too.
260
00:09:04,408 --> 00:09:05,408
Mine's bad, so me first.
261
00:09:05,443 --> 00:09:07,386
No, trust me. Mine's way worse.
262
00:09:07,411 --> 00:09:09,246
So shut your face and sit down.
263
00:09:09,957 --> 00:09:11,457
I've realized something huge today
264
00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:13,426
when I went back to the
locker I stuffed you in.
265
00:09:13,451 --> 00:09:15,582
- To let me out?
- To fart through the air vents.
266
00:09:15,943 --> 00:09:17,888
But you were gone... and then it hit me.
267
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,747
Somehow Matt Bradley was right.
268
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:20,934
- [SLOW MUSIC PLAYS]
- All these years,
269
00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:23,325
I've been wedging underwear
in your butt crack
270
00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:26,715
when I should have been wedging
love in your heart crack.
271
00:09:26,797 --> 00:09:28,520
Which is why I need you to know
272
00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:30,988
I love you, bro, with all my heart.
273
00:09:31,168 --> 00:09:33,605
- Ooh, wow.
- [MUSIC DISTORTS, STOPS]
274
00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:36,382
This is suuuper bad
timing. Here's the thing.
275
00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,885
I told the principal that you never
did your community service,
276
00:09:38,909 --> 00:09:40,787
which means you can't graduate
until you make up the hours,
277
00:09:40,811 --> 00:09:42,661
which is impossible,
given the time frame.
278
00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:44,190
What? So I can't graduate?!
279
00:09:44,215 --> 00:09:45,223
Calm down.
280
00:09:45,248 --> 00:09:48,083
I'll help you find a way to do your
community service this week.
281
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,220
- I owe 100 hours, dude!
- Doesn't matter.
282
00:09:51,287 --> 00:09:52,296
We've gotten out of bigger
283
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,420
- jams than this.
- When?
284
00:09:53,524 --> 00:09:55,568
I helped you win the
talent show with Kara-te,
285
00:09:55,593 --> 00:09:57,803
and we rapped to Beastie
Boys at the pep rally,
286
00:09:57,828 --> 00:10:00,873
and we wrote our own kick-ass
version of "We Didn't Start The Fire"!
287
00:10:00,898 --> 00:10:01,942
We have worked well together.
288
00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:04,043
We just have to plan a
blowout charity event,
289
00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:05,734
- like in the movies.
- Yes!
290
00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:08,412
Use your stupid love
of movies to save me.
291
00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,393
Yes, the movies, and there was only one
292
00:10:10,418 --> 00:10:13,252
logical choice guaranteed
to get Barry out of this jam.
293
00:10:13,441 --> 00:10:16,503
ADAM: Are you familiar with the movie
"BREAKIN' 2: Electric Boogaloo"?
294
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,339
Yep, the '80s didn't just give
us sick break-dancing moves.
295
00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:22,066
It gave us even sicker
break-dancing movies.
296
00:10:22,195 --> 00:10:25,144
What if there was a way I
could host a charity fundraiser
297
00:10:25,169 --> 00:10:29,558
that is guaranteed to
raise $30,000 in one night?
298
00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:32,378
That's right. We're uniting
all the greatest break-dancers
299
00:10:32,437 --> 00:10:35,055
from all the greatest break-dancing
movies ever released.
300
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,267
There's only four, but we're gonna
get the best of those nine guys.
301
00:10:38,318 --> 00:10:39,984
We're talking the boys from "Breakin,"
302
00:10:40,124 --> 00:10:41,517
the crew from "Krush Groove,"
303
00:10:41,722 --> 00:10:44,097
the pop-'n'-lock posse
from "Beat Street."
304
00:10:44,122 --> 00:10:46,738
You can deliver the cardboard
gymnasts from "Beat Street"?
305
00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:48,488
No, that's where Ms. Cinoman comes in.
306
00:10:48,665 --> 00:10:49,697
It's true, Earl.
307
00:10:49,722 --> 00:10:52,199
Many moons ago, I spent
three passionate weeks
308
00:10:52,224 --> 00:10:54,224
with a physically
expressive young dancer
309
00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:55,302
by the name of Turbo.
310
00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:56,380
Turbo?!
311
00:10:56,624 --> 00:10:59,325
You mean the lead street
stylist of the movie "Breakin'"?!
312
00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,517
- Indeed.
- Even though it's wildly upsetting
313
00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:05,099
that teachers have lives
outside these hallways,
314
00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:09,208
we have access to Turbo,
which means we have everyone.
315
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,516
If you can pull this off,
316
00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:13,208
the community service hours
you owe will be fulfilled.
317
00:11:13,347 --> 00:11:15,841
If we get Turbo, the rest will follow.
318
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:18,396
Mostly because they don't work a lot.
319
00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:20,602
Erica was gearing up
to dance the summer away
320
00:11:20,627 --> 00:11:23,212
with the Grateful Dead, but not
everyone was feeling the music.
321
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,766
There is no way I'm gonna let you
322
00:11:24,791 --> 00:11:26,658
ramble around the country
all summer in a van!
323
00:11:26,744 --> 00:11:29,197
And all for some stupid hippie music!
324
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:31,546
Do you both realize how
much I hate hippies?!
325
00:11:31,571 --> 00:11:34,268
Are you happy? You just got your
father all worked up about hippies.
326
00:11:34,385 --> 00:11:36,918
To be clear, I'm not
asking. I'm telling.
327
00:11:37,081 --> 00:11:40,174
I'm an adult who no longer
needs your permission. Peace.
328
00:11:40,257 --> 00:11:43,091
How dare you use logic
and facts against us?!
329
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,760
- Stupid hippies!
- Damn it, Murray.
330
00:11:44,795 --> 00:11:47,173
You stopped listening the minute
you heard the word "hippie."
331
00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:48,957
- I did. What did I miss?
- It's fine.
332
00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:50,866
Erica may not listen to her parents,
333
00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:53,798
but Geoff is a good boy
who always listens to his.
334
00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,438
- Howdy.
- Peace, love.
335
00:11:56,513 --> 00:11:58,151
What the hell is on
your bodies right now?
336
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,908
This is what you call a tied-dye.
337
00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:01,910
Geoff made it for us in
a tub in the backyard.
338
00:12:01,945 --> 00:12:04,179
So, I take it Geoff told you
about the silly road trip?
339
00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:07,171
Actually, it was Erica, and
we think it's a wonderful idea.
340
00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:08,884
'Sup? All I had to do to convince them
341
00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:10,872
that Geoff needed a break
was show them his Filofax.
342
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,628
You live your life to the
fullest this summer, boychik.
343
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,558
Do it for all the
stressed-out Schwartz men
344
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:17,746
who came before you.
345
00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:20,248
Erica, the nerve of
you going behind my back
346
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,824
before I went behind yours!
347
00:12:21,854 --> 00:12:24,689
And so, Erica's summer on
the road was still trucking.
348
00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:26,411
As for me and my brother,
we were on the road
349
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:27,435
to break-dancing glory.
350
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:28,701
What's this, gentlemen?
351
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,709
It's the classic break-dance
movie fundraising thermometer.
352
00:12:32,095 --> 00:12:34,162
It tells the audience
how much money we raised
353
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,717
to save our community center
or, in this case, my diploma.
354
00:12:36,787 --> 00:12:39,014
By chance, did you spend
any of the last few days
355
00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:40,405
practicing actual break-dancing
356
00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,070
instead of building
the giant thermometer?
357
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,440
Nah, we're gonna leave that magic up
358
00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:45,413
to your intimate pal
Turbo and his friends.
359
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:46,663
Don't get me wrong.
360
00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:49,733
I am a way better break-dancer
than all those fools combined,
361
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,992
- but I don't want to show them up.
- Well, great news.
362
00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:53,851
Now you get the chance to shine
363
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,621
because none of those
world-famous break-dancers
364
00:12:55,645 --> 00:12:56,723
will be joining us tonight.
365
00:12:56,747 --> 00:12:57,846
- What?
- But you said,
366
00:12:57,871 --> 00:12:59,817
if we got Turbo, the rest will follow.
367
00:12:59,873 --> 00:13:02,754
Turns out the man I had a
dalliance with that summer
368
00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:05,067
was not, in fact,
Turbo from "Breakin' 2."
369
00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:07,325
It has been confirmed via phone
370
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:10,154
that his name is actually
D'Andre, and he's a liar.
371
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,576
Does D'Andre know Turbo?
372
00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:14,912
- He does not.
- Oh, balls!
373
00:13:14,937 --> 00:13:16,736
- This is all your fault!
- No, no.
374
00:13:16,884 --> 00:13:18,850
It's just a setback, but like always,
375
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:20,327
we'll win over the crowd.
376
00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:21,484
So, take my hand
377
00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:23,470
and do the wave like
you've never waved before
378
00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:25,683
'cause this right here, right now,
379
00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:27,451
is our last great high-school adventure.
380
00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:28,476
You're right!
381
00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:32,751
Time to fill up that cardboard
thermometer with $30,000.
382
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,841
My last adventure with Barry
would be the stuff of legend.
383
00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:37,826
As for Erica and Geoff,
their first road trip
384
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,891
was about to hit a detour.
385
00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:40,032
JOHNNY: 'Sup, bozos?
386
00:13:40,057 --> 00:13:41,977
I'm off to follow Rush
around Canada this summer,
387
00:13:42,132 --> 00:13:43,944
and your hot mom offered
to make me homemade BORP.
388
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:45,435
BORP? I thought it was GORP?
389
00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:47,732
No, this is BORP...
390
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,708
Beverly's Ol' Raisins and Peanuts.
391
00:13:49,803 --> 00:13:52,950
I also added M&M'S,
caramel chips, and Skittles.
392
00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:55,881
That goes against everything that
a good, healthy GORP stands for!
393
00:13:56,114 --> 00:13:57,879
- What's your game, woman?
- No game.
394
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,940
But, hey, since your friend's here,
395
00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:03,535
why doesn't he tell Geoff
what van life is like?
396
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:05,668
In a word, chaos.
397
00:14:05,693 --> 00:14:07,213
Oh, no! That's my least favorite word!
398
00:14:07,268 --> 00:14:09,612
Dude, my mom's just trying
to scare you. It'll be fine.
399
00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:10,669
It will not be fine.
400
00:14:10,841 --> 00:14:12,441
Every day, you face a new disaster...
401
00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:14,497
- No...
- like flat tires and traffic jams
402
00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,810
and petty theft and
motorcycle gangs and snakes.
403
00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:18,847
Oh, no! Snakes and, also,
all the other things you said!
404
00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,538
Tell them about the bathrooms, Johnny.
405
00:14:20,905 --> 00:14:22,622
This bad boy goes where I go.
406
00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:24,928
- I'm out. Can't do it.
- Trust me, this is a good thing.
407
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,717
Not the poop shovel, but the road trip.
408
00:14:27,072 --> 00:14:29,064
- You need this.
- I can't do it, Erica.
409
00:14:29,089 --> 00:14:31,964
I know you said I shouldn't stress
about our future, but I-I do.
410
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,389
This is who I am.
411
00:14:33,545 --> 00:14:34,948
I gotta go write my speech.
412
00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:37,962
I know you're hopping mad,
but you gotta trust Mama.
413
00:14:37,987 --> 00:14:39,948
- This is for the best.
- Not for Geoff.
414
00:14:40,473 --> 00:14:42,643
I wish you could stop being
so selfish and see that.
415
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:44,068
Schmoopaloo!
416
00:14:44,431 --> 00:14:46,026
Thanks again for the BORP, Mrs. G.
417
00:14:46,326 --> 00:14:48,092
I can tell it's made
with love by a hot mom.
418
00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:49,950
As my smother finally shut down Erica,
419
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,534
we were pumping up the crowd.
420
00:14:51,605 --> 00:14:53,471
It was our last great
high-school adventure,
421
00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:54,823
and just like in "Breakin' 2,"
422
00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:57,577
our charity fundraiser
would easily save the day.
423
00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:59,054
- "Breakin'"...
- "2"!
424
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,943
- "Electric Boogaloo"!
- "Electric Boogaloo"!
425
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,066
Or not.
426
00:15:02,091 --> 00:15:03,691
Barry kind of did the worm.
427
00:15:03,822 --> 00:15:05,455
I sort of did the windmill.
428
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:08,483
And we both did whatever this is.
429
00:15:09,349 --> 00:15:11,717
How exactly did you date him after me?
430
00:15:11,742 --> 00:15:13,420
Hey, we're like soul mates.
431
00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:15,311
♪
432
00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:17,728
But, yeah, I kind of wish I had
graduated before this happened.
433
00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:20,447
Thankfully, no one seemed seemed
to notice the absence of Turbo.
434
00:15:20,558 --> 00:15:22,725
Where's Turbo? We were promised Turbo!
435
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,586
[AUDIENCE CHANTS "TURBO!"]
436
00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:25,987
[GROANS]
437
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,791
It's charity having to look at this!
438
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,142
At what point do we win them over,
439
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,775
- like we always do?!
- We don't!
440
00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:32,712
Our last adventure's an utter failure!
441
00:15:32,737 --> 00:15:33,905
Break-dance retreat!
442
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,946
And so we roboted to safety,
443
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,148
having raised a whopping $3 for charity,
444
00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:40,572
but maybe it would be enough.
445
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,240
You promised Turbo.
446
00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:44,843
- It was not.
- You can walk at graduation,
447
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,611
but you don't actually graduate
448
00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:48,302
till that community service is done.
449
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:49,548
[GROANING] Aw.
450
00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:52,613
Now that my mom had put the
brakes on my sister's road trip,
451
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,332
Geoff was back to gearing
up for his graduation speech.
452
00:15:55,357 --> 00:15:56,849
Hey, Mrs. G. Erica around?
453
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:58,614
I wouldn't know. She's
not speaking to me.
454
00:15:58,638 --> 00:16:00,309
Yeah, she's not exactly
pleased with me either
455
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,966
since I bailed on our van trip.
456
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,573
But I was really hoping she'd give
me some notes on my speech.
457
00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:06,098
Well, if you want a painfully honest,
458
00:16:06,123 --> 00:16:07,778
no-holds-barred opinion, I'm right here.
459
00:16:07,949 --> 00:16:10,347
Since my mom was the one
that put Geoff back on track,
460
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:12,557
she knew it was her job to help him.
461
00:16:12,582 --> 00:16:15,080
Webster's Dictionary
defines "Webster" as a sitcom
462
00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:16,987
about an adorable, pocket-sized boy.
463
00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:18,965
Hold for laughter.
464
00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:22,207
You know, if there's one thing
that this school's done for me,
465
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,926
it's [SNORTS] helped me find my voice.
466
00:16:24,979 --> 00:16:25,979
My throat is dry.
467
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,146
♪
468
00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:29,214
In the immortal words of Mahatma Gandhi,
469
00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:31,027
is it me or is it hot in here?
470
00:16:31,672 --> 00:16:32,762
Gandhi did not said that.
471
00:16:32,787 --> 00:16:35,054
I said that because I'm
drenched in fear right now.
472
00:16:35,308 --> 00:16:38,073
Although he could have said that.
We don't know. He was hot in India.
473
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,466
So, in conclusion, I ask you,
do you see floating spots?
474
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:43,550
'Cause there's, like, so many.
475
00:16:43,714 --> 00:16:45,690
- [THUDS]
- Any notes?
476
00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:48,300
Erica Goldberg, get down
here! It's an emergency!
477
00:16:48,535 --> 00:16:50,026
Oh, no! Get away from the boy!
478
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,651
It's okay. She was just giving me notes.
479
00:16:51,687 --> 00:16:52,729
And here it is.
480
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,847
Take this sack of stress,
481
00:16:54,877 --> 00:16:56,576
pull him into that disgusting van,
482
00:16:56,755 --> 00:16:59,018
and follow those hippies
around for the whole summer.
483
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,558
- Are you serious?
- You were right.
484
00:17:01,339 --> 00:17:03,917
If you really love someone, you've
got to do everything you can
485
00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,624
- to make them happy.
- Well, then, screw it.
486
00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:07,504
I'm gonna go pack some
clothes and buy a potty shovel.
487
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,768
- But what about your speech?
- Someone else can give it!
488
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:11,090
I'm going to see the Dead,
489
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,581
and I'm sort of excited about it.
490
00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:14,489
In the end, my mom did help Geoff.
491
00:17:14,638 --> 00:17:15,870
And that graduation day,
492
00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,168
he finally wasn't so
scared about the future.
493
00:17:19,031 --> 00:17:20,597
Thank you, Quakers Dozen.
494
00:17:20,699 --> 00:17:24,277
But for Barry, a graduation with
no diploma was less than thrilling.
495
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,599
Normally, this is the point
496
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:27,894
where we ask our valedictorian to speak,
497
00:17:28,511 --> 00:17:30,352
but he has instead decided
498
00:17:30,377 --> 00:17:32,324
to follow the Grateful Dead in a van.
499
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,801
Whoo! Thank you, Goldbergs! Hi, Erica!
500
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:38,095
So, for the first time in
William Penn's storied history,
501
00:17:38,362 --> 00:17:40,324
we have no valedictory speech.
502
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,535
Not so fast! I got tons of stuff to say.
503
00:17:42,654 --> 00:17:43,686
Ah. [BLEEP]
504
00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:45,978
Mr. Goldberg, there
is absolutely no world
505
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:47,354
in which I would let you touch...
506
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:50,401
Thank you for those kind words, sir.
507
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,082
Oh, this just got good.
508
00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:54,448
Welcome, parents, fellow students,
509
00:17:54,587 --> 00:17:56,920
esteemed faculty, JTP.
510
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,865
- ALL: JTP.
- I'm Barry Goldberg.
511
00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,364
You might know me from the time
512
00:18:00,389 --> 00:18:03,100
my mom body slammed me at
a wrestling tournament.
513
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,922
Or when I showed up to
school dressed as Boy George.
514
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,616
♪
515
00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:11,378
Or last night when I put
on a break-dancing show
516
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:13,370
that had some very mixed reviews.
517
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:15,025
♪
518
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,251
But that's the amazing
thing about this school.
519
00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:19,953
Every time I fell,
520
00:18:20,313 --> 00:18:22,265
there was always someone
there to pick me up.
521
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:25,375
I learned a lot here, but mostly,
522
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:28,961
this place taught me to
never be afraid to fail,
523
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:32,367
and I know everyone sitting
behind me feels the same way.
524
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:35,517
CHOIR: ♪ Well, we know
where we're going... ♪
525
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:36,960
Would you look at that?
526
00:18:37,571 --> 00:18:38,870
Our moron did good.
527
00:18:39,312 --> 00:18:40,679
Well, I'd say that speech was some
528
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,929
of the best community
service I've ever seen.
529
00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:45,298
- [CHUCKLES]
- Go join your classmates.
530
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,919
It's time to get your
diploma, Mr. Goldberg.
531
00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:50,759
♪ And we're not little children ♪
532
00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:55,813
♪ And we know what we want ♪
533
00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:59,118
Barry Norman Goldberg,
high-school graduate.
534
00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:00,851
Turns out my brother was right.
535
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:02,868
It really was the end of an era,
536
00:19:03,073 --> 00:19:05,473
and, man, it went by in a flash.
537
00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:08,009
The nerdy love of my life
was about to go off to college
538
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:09,891
and start a new nerdy life without me.
539
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:12,134
As for Barry and his
friends, it seemed like
540
00:19:12,159 --> 00:19:15,079
their high-school adventures
would never end, but in a blink
541
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,346
they were all grown up
and ready for the future.
542
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,689
Kind of reminds me of
something my dad used to say,
543
00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:22,033
"The days are long, but
the years are short."
544
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,849
And watching my brother and
his friends celebrate on that stage,
545
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,412
I finally understand what he meant.
546
00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:29,919
I know I always said I couldn't
wait till Barry left for college,
547
00:19:29,944 --> 00:19:33,718
but the truth is, he was my
best friend, and I'd miss him.
548
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:35,418
But that's life.
549
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,187
One era had ended,
550
00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:40,312
but an even better
one was about to begin.
551
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,445
Well, we're off, but don't worry, sir.
552
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,540
I'll take great care of her, always.
553
00:19:44,703 --> 00:19:47,483
Yeah, but she'll take
even better care of you.
554
00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,034
Got you something for your trip.
555
00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:51,938
- What is this thing?
- It's called a mobile telephone device.
556
00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:54,501
That summer, we all grew
up more than we expected.
557
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,359
You're gonna call me
every hour on the hour.
558
00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:58,543
My mom learned to let
go a little bit more.
559
00:19:58,605 --> 00:20:00,672
Erica finally had a plan
to go back to school.
560
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:03,660
And, for once, Geoff
didn't have a plan at all.
561
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,118
- Let's ride.
- [ALL CHEER]
562
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,856
Next year, we were all headed
into uncharted territory,
563
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,518
but turns out it'll be the
greatest year of my life.
564
00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:13,486
Of course, when I look back,
I don't always get the details right,
565
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:14,740
but there's one thing I do know...
566
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:18,034
it was 1980-something,
and it was perfect.
567
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:22,998
♪
568
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:24,745
[DING!]
569
00:20:24,946 --> 00:20:27,380
- WOMAN: Comment from Adam?
- MAN: Let's focus on that zit.
570
00:20:27,405 --> 00:20:29,498
- I wish him, brother...
- ...Battery's gone dead.
571
00:20:30,116 --> 00:20:32,365
- What's all this nerdery?
- Jackie's off to college,
572
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:34,037
so I'm putting together a care package.
573
00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,499
We're being super mature about
574
00:20:35,523 --> 00:20:37,194
her leaving and taking it as it goes.
575
00:20:37,289 --> 00:20:39,539
That'll never work. Trust me.
576
00:20:39,662 --> 00:20:42,154
What you need is my foolproof plan
577
00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:44,084
that guarantees you
guys end up together.
578
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,195
- Grab a pen.
- No.
579
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:46,960
First, you go to college pre-med.
580
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:49,074
Once you graduate,
there's medical school,
581
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:51,909
an internship, residency, and boom!
582
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,269
I'm a radiologist!
583
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:55,507
At some point, you're in the 1990s,
584
00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:57,585
you visit her at her place of business.
585
00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:00,484
And wow Lainey with the
impressive adult you've become.
586
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,796
You just said "Lainey",
this is clearly your plan.
587
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,493
- Do you like it?
- I think it's half-baked,
588
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:05,882
and highly unlikely to succeed.
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