All language subtitles for Superstore.S03E21.WEBRip.x264-IN10_English

- You're...pregnant?

With...a baby?

Sorry, obviously that's--um.

Uh, who--

- Uh, it's Adam.

- Oh, yeah, Adam.
Adam.

- It was just a--it was
a one-time thing.

- How's--how's Adam doing?

- He's--he's good.

- Great, great.
That's--tell him I said hi.

Um.

[stammering]

I don't know what I'm supposed
to do with that.

- I don't know.

- Why did you kiss me?

- I just--I wanted to.

Before everything changed.

- [scoffs] I can't even--

You know what?

No.
Forget it.

Nope.

Uh-uh.

[upbeat music]

♪

[gentle music]

- Just a reminder that it's
still Haitian Heritage Month.

So if you have a customer

and you think
they might be Haitian,

feel free to offer them
a sticker.

Also, it is Mother's Day
this weekend,

and corporate says mothers
are in this year.

So we're gonna be
hitting that hard.

Well, that's it for
the prepared announcements.

Now I'll open it up
to the room,

in case anyone has something
they'd like to say.

Maybe about Mother's Day?

- Well, my mom broke parole,
so I think that this

is gonna be the last--
- No, Cheyenne.

Amy has the floor.

- Oh.

Okay, I see.

Hey guys, I'm pregnant.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

- Wow.
- What?

- Oh, my God, out of nowhere.

- I know what you're thinking,
but I only told, like,

three people,
so this is not on me.

- It's fine.
Everybody would have

been able
to tell soon anyway.

- I guessed last week
when you plowed through

that pile of taquitos.
- It wasn't a pile of taquitos.

It was a couple taquitos.

- Don't worry.
I couldn't tell.

Did you know?
- No.

Mm-mm. No, I didn't know
until just now.

[as Johnny Carson]
That is wild, and wacky stuff.

I did not know that.
[chuckles]

- Well, I could tell already.
I compared the pictures.

- What pictures--
- What pictures?

- Oh! That explains why
you didn't wanna come

on my "Gossip Girl"
bar crawl.

- Uh-huh.
That was why.

- We have a lot of work to do,
so let's just

burn through all of this.
Amy is pregnant.

The baby is Adam's.
I was the first to know

because I am her best friend,
and, Justine, no one went

to your bar crawl because you
are unpleasant to be around.

- Unpleasant in bed.

[all groan]
[chuckles]

- Lame.
- I'm gonna give it to her.

Nice one.
- Thank you.

[Simple Plan's
"Welcome to my Life"]

- ♪ To be like me

♪ To be hurt, to feel

- Attention Cloud 9 shoppers.
This weekend is Mother's Day.

I don't know your mother,
but given what women

have gone through
this past year I think

it's pretty safe to say,
she needs this.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- So, um, we should
probably talk.

- Honestly, it's fine.

I'm all good, really.
Nothing to talk about.

- [clears throat]
Okay.

Um, but, you know,
if we were gonna talk,

I might say something like,

"Ah, I was in a weird place
emotionally and--"

- But we're not gonna talk,
right?

So no need to do this.

[strained breathing]

There, that looks right.

[sighs]
I'm gonna go help Kelly.

Hey, you.

- And something else
you might want to know is,

[imitates trumpet fanfare]
Amy's pregnant!

- Um, "quarterly reports"
really mainly just refers to

the financials.
I don't know who Amy is.

- The floor manager.
- I'm her best friend.

So.
- Okay.

Uh, few things on our end:

we're figuring out
which store will host

the next
CEO Town Hall meeting,

and with your story of
rebuilding after the tornado,

you guys are on
the short list.

- Oh. So, the CEO
may come to this store

that we're in right now?

That's... interesting.

- If he needs a place to stay,
he can have my master bedroom.

Jerusha and I could share

Timur's trundle bed.
- My place is quieter.

Do you know what kind
of shampoo he uses?

I usually make my own.
- My guess is

that he would stay at a hotel,
but for now,

if you could send us a photo
of your team,

that would help
with promotional materials.

- We'll get you 100 photos.

1,000!

- One's good.

- Attention Cloud 9 shoppers,
we have a bit of an emergency--

- Garrett! Garrett! We need
to make an announcement.

- I'm in the middle of
something right now.

- This is urgent!
Attention, employees.

We need you to assemble
in the front of the store

for a group photo
in ten minutes.

- And look sharp!

We--no! We have
a chance to have CEO,

Neil Penderson, in our store!

This is not a prank.

- Neil! Penderson!

- As I was saying,
there's a missing child.

His name is Caden.
He has brown hair,

is eight years old,
and is wearing overalls.

So, uh, I guess
those two things.

Group photo.
Missing kid.

- Hey, yo, Amy!

Heard you got a baby all up
in them guts.

Yeah, congrats.
- Thank you.

- Mad props on not getting
scooped out.

Choose life y'all, what's up?
[imitates horn]

- Okay.

- We brought you
some of Harmonica's

old baby stuff we were gonna
give to Goodwill.

- Then we were like, why deal
with the middle man

when we can just do the charity
right onto you?

- Oh, okay.
Thank you.

But I'm not a charity case.

- Oh, there's some good stuff
in here.

- Oh, that baby.
That's a good baby.

- Oh, it's clean.

It's clean.
Oh!

Look, so cute.
- Aw, that's sweet.

- Little bitch.
- Oh.

But what if it's a boy then?

- It's like a pretty funny
slam on him.

[laughs] Little bitch.

- All right.
- Yeah.

[Devo's
"Working in a Coal Mine"]

- ♪ I've been working
in a coal mine ♪

♪ Goin' down, down

- Okay, everyone,
I need your shirts tucked

and your guts sucked.

Pretty people up front.
Uggos in the back.

- Um, Glenn.
- Hm?

- Could I be in the picture?

- Oh, I wish that
you could, Sandra,

but somebody's got
to take the picture.

Maybe next year.

- Okay, it's just that I was
the one who took it

last year and the year
before that.

- Did you change for this?
- I want to shine.

Is it a crime to shine?

- I like it. You look like
a car freshener.

- Thank you.
- Okay, Heather.

Sweetie, get some self-esteem.

Come up to the front.
Amanda, way back.

Like you're going
for a fly ball.

Jonah, you're gonna show off

your tight little bod
right here.

- This is more uncomfortable
than flattering.

- Half-pint, right there.

- Oh, how big of a smile
do you want?

It hurts a little, but I can
show all of my teeth.

- Let's go with all the teeth.

Single mother, Rodriguez.
Here we go.

- They can't tell I'm single
in a photo, Dina.

- Sure.

- Okay, now let's look
like a family.

Okay, everyone put your arms
around each other.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Jonah, both arms.
Pregnancy's not contagious.

- Have you two never
taken a picture?

Some of us have to pee.
- Okay, we're ready!

Let's do this!
- That's the spirit.

Okay, everyone.
Big smiles.

- There's a spot open
in the middle.

I could set a timer

and run in and--
- Nope! I got it!

- Oh, okay.

I guess that works too.

Okay, here we go.

.

- That is a group photo.
Of our group.

- Yeah, doesn't exactly scream
"CEO."

- It seems fine to me.
- Exactly.

It's just fine. That's a good
way of putting it.

- That's not what I meant.
- You know what?

I just don't feel anything
when I look at it.

I want to see
tornado survivors.

- Right! Like on "CNN Heroes,"

you get a sense
of the struggle.

This doesn't feel
like "CNN Heroes."

- Well, this is a still image,
and that's a television show.

- You know, I agree
with Garrett.

We should be doing a TV show.

- Not what I said.
- Oh, my God.

I bet none of the other stores
are doing a TV show.

- That seems excessive.
- Excess leads to success.

- Well, that rhymes.
- Well, drop your concerns,

Ken Burns.
Let's do this!

- Nice.

[laughter]

- Oh, hey, Amy.

Did you drop that $20 bill?

- Uh, nope, that's not mine.
- Oh.

Well, I mean, you saw it first,
so finders keepers.

- No, I didn't.
You found it.

- Why don't you just keep it.

- Mateo, thank you.
That's very kind of you.

But I don't really
need handouts.

- Handouts? I don't even know
what you're talking about.

Someone dropped that there.
I don't know who.

- Oh, damn.
Lucky day!

- No, that's mine!
- What? No, it's mine now.

- It's mine! It's mine!
- I just found it. It's mine.

- I put it there
for Amy to find, Bo.

- Amy doesn't need charity.

[both yelling]

I licked it! It's mine.
- No, I'll lick it.

- Where did that come from?

- I just wanted to kiss you.

I might do it again sometime.

- I'll considered myself
warned.

- Excuse me.

Where can I find the dog food?

- Oh, I'll show you.
- We'll show you together.

- Hm.

- Oh, um, th--we're...

Okay.

- Cheyenne, tell us
what you remember

about the day the tornado hit.
- Um.

Okay, I remember I had Chipotle
for breakfast.

And the guy who made my burrito

was like really creepy,
but kind of in a hot way.

He was like,

[deep voice] "What kind
of protein do you want?"

[giggling] And I was like,
"Carnitas."

- No, more--what was
it like here?

At work.
In the store.

- Did you think you
were going to die?

- Yeah, totally.

- Could you say that
as a complete sentence?

- Uh, sure.

[clears throat]
I thought I was gonna die.

- Cheyenne,
we're getting nothing.

Okay? If you thought you were
gonna die, maybe act like it.

- Oh, okay, yeah,
I can act like that, okay.

I remember coming--[coughs]

[strained voice] Sorry.

I remember coming
into--[coughs] to work.

- Are you okay?
- [coughing]

Ah. I'm sorry.
I just--

Oh, my God, it feels like
my throat is closing up.

[coughing] Oh, God.

I think someone poisoned
my drink.

Oh, my skin is on fire.

[pained yelling]

- I think we got it.

- It's not like I walked in
planning to kiss you.

- Can we not do this now?
I'm working.

I can take you over here.
- Sorry, ma'am, he's closed.

You can't just not talk to me.

- I'm not not talking to you.

I just don't want to talk
about yesterday.

We can talk
about anything else.

You want to talk
about SpaceX, I'm in.

- Uh, okay.

I think it's really gross

that only rich people
get to go to space,

and also it's like,
focus on Earth problems

before we set up shop on Mars.
- Interesting. Counterpoint--

- Okay, I don't really want to
talk about this.

I want to talk
about yesterday.

- Well I don't, okay?
Ma'am.

It's fine.
- No, still closed, ma'am.

Thanks.
- Okay [groans] fine.

I got two minutes
until my break. Go.

- Um, uh, okay well

um, obviously there are...

feelings--I mean,
not obviously.

I guess seemingly.

I just really
didn't think this

would be
a one-sided conversation.

Look, what I want to say--
- Hey Ames.

- Hi, Adam.

Adam's here.
- I see that.

Hey, Adam.
Uh, congratulations.

- Thanks, man.

Congratulations on what?

.

- Uh. So what are
you doing here?

- You left a message saying
we needed to talk in person.

- I meant, like, after work.

- You said it was urgent.
I needed batteries anyways.

So I thought since you
get a discount.

- Well, I can't really use
my discount on friends, so--

Bigger fish to fry.
Look, Adam.

Can we talk about this later?
It's kind of a long story.

- Yo, Amy. I left that baby
stuff by your locker.

Now that you're pregnant,
it's no time to be stingy.

- That guy's got great timing.

- You're pregnant?!

I'm sor--who is?

No, not--
both: No, no, no, no, no.

- Of course not.
- No, not with Jonah.

No, don't worry.
It's--it's yours.

- Okay, good.
What?

- Yep.
Surprise.

- I'm sorry.
How did this even--

I mean, I know how it--wow.

- I know.
It's a lot to take in.

It just--this is not
how I planned on

telling you that I'm pregnant.
- Who's pregnant?

- Damn it.
- I think we should

invest in some dividers
or something.

- What's going on?

- Who is this guy?
- Um.

This is--this is Alex,
our beverage rep.

Or I mean, and other things,

but we just haven't really
discussed labels.

- Well, I'll let you guys
all talk.

- No, no, no, no.
You're fine where you are.

- I will move back
in with you if you want.

- What?
- Wow.

- Hold up.
Who is this guy?

Are you dating him too?
- No, no.

No, this is my ex-husband.

- And we're having
a baby together.

And maybe getting remarried.
- Oh, my God.

- Well, you've got
your hands full.

So I'm gonna take my break now.

- No, I just really want
to finish our talk.

- We can talk about SpaceX

another time.
- No, we can't.

Not at the rate that they're
burning through capital.

- Um, I can't find my mommy.
- Grownups are talking.

- Hey, I'll help you find
your mommy.

- What kind of beverages?
- It runs the gamut.

- I love beverages.

- [voice breaking]
We were all so scared.

And I made a promise
to myself that day

that if I survived, I would let
the people that I love know

how much they mean to me.

Every. Day.

[sobbing]

- Okay, Mateo,

you seem to be hitting
the drama a little hard.

- Oh [scoffs]
okay.

You said you wanted emotion.
I gave you emotion.

- Well, maybe less emotion.

- All right, got it.
No problem.

[deep voice] It was chaos.
People screaming.

Debris flying everywhere
like locusts.

I started my shift a boy.

But I clocked out a man--
- Okay, that's good.

That's good.
I think we've seen enough.

Moving on.

Gonna move on.
- Wait, I'm sorry.

Okay? I'm trying to do it
normal, but it's...

It was crazy when I think
about that tornado.

You know, it's...

You think you know what
it's like to be scared.

But then when you feel
true fear

for the first time,
it envelopes you

and crushes you.

But then it sort
of comforts you.

Like a hug,
and I--I don't know,

it's hard to explain, but it...

Ugh.

[voice breaking] Sorry.

[sniffling]

- Aw.

Are you kidding me right now?!

- [giggles] Hey.
What's happening?

- Mm, sorry I can't
talk right now.

I'm a blanket.
- Oh. Hm, okay.

Can you maybe be a blanket that
helps me stock body scrub?

- Mm, blankets don't
have hands.

- [giggling] Stop.

- I, uh--I want to meet
your parents.

- Oh. Um--

- I mean, it feels like
we're getting serious, right?

- Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah.

Okay, um, how about
a Mother's Day brunch?

- We doing brunch?
I'm always down for brunch.

- Oh, uh, it's just us.

- Oh, okay. Well we should
meet up afterwards.

I'm supposed to meet my mom
later that day,

but I can blow it off,
so it's totally fine.

- Hey, Alex, it's Carol
from Cloud 9.

I got your number off
of the vendor list.

I was the one that was vaping
by the Dumpster last Thursday,

and you said, "Are you vaping?"

And I said, "Yeah."

Anyway, I heard
about the breakup,

and I just wanted to
say sorry.

So let me know if you ever
want to go grab drinks

or you can just come by
for a massage or whatever.

- So how did Alex take it?

- Relatively well, I guess.

I mean, I don't know
how you're supposed to take it

when you find out the woman
you're dating

is pregnant with
another man's child.

- Oh, you should've asked me.

I've had that conversation
multiple times.

- Well, now that
you're single again,

you and I should start
hanging out more.

We can call each other "slut"

in like, the fun way.
- Yeah, maybe.

I mean, Adam did offer
to get back together,

so we'll see.

- You're back with Adam.
Yay, Amy.

- Well, no.
Not really.

I mean, yes, he offered,
but I'm not gonna do it.

- I'm sorry. The father
of your baby wants to step up?

Do you watch any daytime
talk shows?

That never happens.

- There's clearly still
an attraction.

You did go back for seconds.

- I wouldn't say no to a man

offering to support me
and my baby.

- He can't support me.

He works part time
at a PetSmart.

- Which PetSmart?
- The one on Balson.

- Oh, that's the good one.
- Oh, wow.

- I bet with his discount
you can get a lizard

for like nothing.
- I'm willing to pay full price

for a lizard if it means
I don't have to get back

with my ex-husband.
- I mean, I know

it's not ideal,
but given the choice

between Adam and no one?

- Okay, I don't really want
to talk about this anymore.

So, uh, let's find something
else to talk about.

- Just one more thing.

Ames.

I thought a lot about this,

and you being pregnant

is not a deal breaker for me.

I may not be
that baby's father,

but I'm willing to step up
and be its dad.

- [exhales]

- Thank you, Marcus.
I'll let you know.

- Okay, now two men are willing
to be the father.

You are running out
of sympathy points, girl.

.

- Can't you feel
the electricity in the air?

It's like we're
at a big movie premiere,

and all the stars are here.

Dina Fox, who are you wearing?

- Oh, this? Not sure, probably
a nine-year-old Malaysian kid.

Do you want me to come
up with a name?

- Please don't.
- Bong. It was Bong.

- She did.

- Show the movie.
- Oh, okay.

[inspirational music]

♪

- Okay, is this a movie
or a book?

- [chuckles]

- I thought I was gonna die.

[echoing "die"]

- Hey.

- Hey.
- You're missing

the big movie premiere.

- Yeah, I guess I'll just have
to Netflix it.

- [chuckles]

Look, I'm sorry if I reacted
poorly yesterday.

I think I was just caught
by surprise--

- Look, could we maybe
not do this right now?

I'm sorry. I just--it's been
a really rough day.

And I don't know how much
more I can take.

- Okay.

- What is that supposed
to mean?

- What?
I said okay.

- No.
You said "o-kayyyy."

- Well, it's just--it's a
little annoying, you know.

You waited to talk
to me all day,

and when I'm ready,
it's just like, "Nah."

It's what you want
when you want it.

- All right, well I don't know
if you've noticed, Jonah,

but I'm sort of going
through some things.

- Yeah, I get that. You know,
I guess I'm just saying

everybody has problems--
- Oh, really?

What are your problems, Jonah?

Did the farmers market run out
of your yogurt?

Or--oh, your "New Yorker"
came late this month.

- "The New Yorker" is weekly,

and yeah, fine, okay.

Maybe you have a little
more stuff than I do--

- A little more stuff?

- But that doesn't mean
that you get to just

dismiss anything I say.

- Oh, my God.
Cry me a river.

- This is what
I'm talking about!

You love playing the martyr.

You get to just judge
everybody else,

but nobody gets to criticize
you on your crap.

- Are you really that pissed
off that I kissed you?

- No, I'm pissed off that
I waited around for you

for two years, and you waited
until I was in a relationship

and you were pregnant
to kiss me.

- Who asked you to wait around?

I don't even know what you're
still doing here, Jonah.

You can leave whenever
you want.

- So could you, but we all know
that's never gonna happen.

- Go to hell, Jonah.

- Here at Store 1217,
we're a family,

and we got through that day
like a family.

- Like a family.

both: Like a family.

[Céline Dion's
"Because You Loved Me"]

- Yeah, totally.

♪

[applause]

[dinosaur roars]

- That was so good.

That could seriously
be on YouTube.

- Guys, I would watch
a show about us.

- Me too.
I want to show Bo.

He's never seen me in a video
with clothes on.

- After watching it,
I got to say,

a lot of the key choices
were mine, so.

[Blondie's "Heart of Glass"]

♪

♪ Soon found out
I was losing my mind ♪

♪

- Oh, um, so my parents are in.

Cheesecake Factory on Sunday.

Or they like Buca Di Beppo too.

I don't know.
What do you think?

- I say we do both.

Throw in Panera,
and it's a brunch crawl.

- Perfect!
[giggles]

I love you.

- I think we should break up.