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- Two little dickie birds
sitting on a wall
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One name Peter,
one named Paul
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[yelps]
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- I don't understand why
Glenn needs the shots
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if you're the one
carrying the baby.
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- If I have to pump
myself full of hormones
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in order to carry his child,
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it's only fair that he go
through the same pain.
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- Yeah, but with saline,
so that
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my male parts don't turn
into female parts.
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- Yeah, that's how it works.
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- I just can't believe
you guys are making a baby.
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You don't even like each other.
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- If I wanted to avoid doing
things with people I hate,
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I would literally
never leave my house.
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And believe me, I am only
doing it for the money.
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- And believe me, if there was
any other usable, affordable
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womb within 1,000 miles
of here,
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I would not be using hers.
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- It just sucks that you have
to get so many shots.
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- Well, I had the option
of taking them orally.
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- Then why did you pick shots?
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[wails]
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- That's why.
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[upbeat music]
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- Amy, you're old, right?
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- Um...
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- Like you were alive
during the '90s.
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- Yeah, I was.
Yep, the roaring '90s.
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- So, what would you say
would be the best piƱata
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for a Green Day-themed birthday
party for a two-year-old?
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- Um, okay.
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Let's back that up real quick.
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Harmonica's into Green Day?
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- I doubt
she's ever heard of them.
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She's two.
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But it's my mom's
favorite band,
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and it's just easier
not to argue with her.
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- Wouldn't your mom be okay
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with something a little
more kid-friendly?
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Like, I don't know, "Minions?"
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- She just got out of jail.
Minions are criminals.
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That could suck her right
back in to the lifestyle.
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- Good point.
Um...
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All right, well,
what about, like, mermaids?
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- I don't know.
My mom really wants Green Day.
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- Mermaids are a lot
like Green Day.
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They're half-fish,
half-human,
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they're like rebels.
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You know, down for whatever.
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In fact, they used
to call Green Day
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the mermaids of '90s rock.
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- Is that true?
- Mm-hmm.
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It's totally true.
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- Jonah, which puzzle seems
more fun for the cabin?
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"Bubbling Mountain Brook,"
or "Ankylosaurs?"
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- Let's go "Bubbling Brook."
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- Ooh, bad boy.
I like it.
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Okay, I'm gonna go hide it
so nobody else
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buys it before we can.
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- Ooh, good idea.
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- Pretty steamy weekend
you guys got planned.
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- [chuckles]
Yeah, I'm excited.
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- Not as excited as I am.
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I got the apartment to myself,
Randy's gonna come over,
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we're gonna strap into our
video game chairs
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and not move for
70 hours straight.
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- Oh, um...
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Randy's coming over.
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Cool.
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- You're gonna be having sex on
a jigsaw puzzle in the Ozarks,
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and you're jealous of Randy?
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- No, no, jealous?
No.
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I just didn't know
he was gonna come over,
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so that's just, you know,
news to me, is all.
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Cool.
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- 20,000, for the most
beautiful gift...
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Okay, I ran out of space again.
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I'm just gonna void this,
and I'll do another one.
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- It doesn't have
to be perfect.
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- No, I am not starting out
this journey with a mistake.
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Here, you can fill out
the forms
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while I write another one.
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- Forms?
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"Gestational
surrogacy agreement."
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You're making me
sign a contract?
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- It's what they say
you're supposed to do.
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- "Regular checkups,"
"custody release--"
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Okay, wait, you think
I want to steal your kid?
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And then what?
Have to spend years explaining
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why it's good thing to be
chosen last for dodgeball?
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- No, it's just better
safe than sorry.
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- No, no, no, that's fine,
that's fine.
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You know what?
I am gonna give this a read,
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and I'll let you know
if I have any thoughts.
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- It should be fine.
It was the first one on Google.
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- Oh, look how cute!
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Mermaid treasure
for the treasure hunt.
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- The treasure is seashells?
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- Wouldn't mermaid treasure
be something
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they don't have
general access to?
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Like, human garbage would
be treasure to them.
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- I wish I were a mermaid.
I would clean up.
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- I think
you'd be a mer-man.
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- Yeah, I don't really
buy mermen as a thing.
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- Then how did they
use to, you know...
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[bleep]?
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Unless that's why
they went extinct.
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- They didn't go extinct.
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They lost their tails over
the course of centuries
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and turned into humans.
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It's called evolution.
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- I don't think so.
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- Okay, fine, God made us.
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- Look at the human eye.
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It's too complicated.
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- No, I believe in evolution.
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I'm just saying it's make
believe--it's like unicorns.
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- We don't know that
there were never unicorns.
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I read that we discover like 50
new species of frogs each year.
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Maybe scientists just haven't
discovered unicorns yet.
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- Frogs are tiny.
I think somebody
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would've noticed a unicorn.
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- A lot of people believe
unicorns exist.
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- A lot of people believe
in bigfoot.
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A lot of people
believe in angels!
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- I believe in angels.
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- [scoffs]
No, you don't.
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- Yeah, I do.
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- I used to think
kangaroos were real.
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[scoffs]
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[Green Day's "Paranoid"
plays on the muzak]
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- Sometimes I give
myself the creeps
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Sometimes my mind plays
tricks on
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- "Surrogate shall be
reimbursed
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for all tailoring expenses?"
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- I'm gonna have to have
my clothes converted
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to maternity clothes and
then converted back after.
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- "In the event of a baby
over eight pounds,
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lessee will reimburse leaser
for vaginal reconstruction."
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- Hey, I was happy to have
a gentleman's agreement.
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You're the one who wanted
to get all formal about it.
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- I'm gonna have to take some
time to review these changes.
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- Sure, oh, FYI, clauses 30-49
are all vag-related,
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and the last page
is the before photos.
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- Whoa, Oreo really upped its
game while I was in prison.
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It's like a fat kid's
fever dream.
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- Oh, Amy, this is my mom.
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- Oh, my gosh!
Hi!
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- You're the famous Amy.
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I've heard so much about you
over the years,
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I feel like I know you.
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I'm so sorry about the divorce
and how your life is going.
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- Oh, um, thank you.
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Uh, so what brings
you to the store?
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- Oh, she was just bringing me
this shirt that she got me
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that I forgot to put
on this morning.
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- It's more professional.
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And I gotta get some stuff
for the party.
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Do you have a Green Day-themed
bouncy house?
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- Green Day?
What happened with mermaids?
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- My mom thought we should
go back to Green Day.
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- Mermaids is a little
juvenile, don't you think?
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- Well, I mean, it is a
two-year-old's birthday party,
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and Chey really liked
the idea--
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- Amy, I don't mean to be rude,
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I know you've been kind
of a mother figure
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for Cheyenne while
I've been away, but...
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I'm her actual mother,
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so don't you have some
shelving to do or something?
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- Yes, sure.
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Yeah, sorry.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
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Cinnamon bun Oreos?
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[sighs]
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.
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- "I'm her actual mother."
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What does that even mean?
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- Hard to say.
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It either means she's the one
who gave birth to her,
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or...
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that's the only thing
that it means.
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- Well, it doesn't give her
the right to just swoop in,
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and start changing up
perfectly good shirts,
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and perfectly good parties.
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I mean, mermaids is a better
theme than Green Day.
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Like, that's an objective
fact, right?
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- I like Green Day.
- Really?
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Name three of their songs.
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- "Boulevard of Broken Dreams,"
"Good Riddance,"
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"When I Come Around."
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- Okay, well, those are the
obvious ones--name three more.
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- "Basket Case," "Longview,"
"American Idiot."
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- You are a very
irritating person.
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- I just don't think
that you should butt in.
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- You--you butt in
all the time.
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That's why your butt is so big.
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- "Welcome to Paradise."
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"Wake Me Up When
September Ends."
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I love Green Day.
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- I've never really hired
a lawyer before.
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But I just wanted to
make sure everything
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Dina put in was kosher.
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- Yeah, well, that makes sense.
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- I'm sorry about using
the word "kosher."
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That wasn't a comment
on your religion.
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- Oh, I'm not Jewish.
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- Okay.
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I don't mind, though.
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Well, is it basically okay?
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- Yeah, mostly there's just
a couple small, little nitpicky
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things that might be
worth discussing with Dina.
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- Oh, okay.
I could go get her right now.
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- Yeah.
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- I'll bring in
a bagel and a smear.
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- Again, I am not, uh...
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You know what?
An onion bagel would be great.
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- Onion bagel.
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- Do you think
Green Day is a mistake?
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- Well, you know,
I-I don't want to butt in, or--
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But yes, I do, it's crazy.
Cuckoo bananas, makes no sense.
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- You think
mermaids would be better?
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- Yes, 100%, I think
you should do mermaids.
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Look, Chey,
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you don't have to do everything
your mom tells you to do
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just because she's your mom.
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- I just--I have a hard time
standing up to her.
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She never listens
to what I want.
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- Well, you just gotta
sit her down, and tell her,
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"I am a grownup.
I make my own decisions."
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- You want me to brag
about you to my mom?
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- Uh-uh.
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[stammers]
Sorry.
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You would say
you were a grownup,
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you make your own decisions.
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- She knows she's a grownup.
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- Why don't we go talk
to her together?
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
- All right, yeah.
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- I was reading
about our Airbnb,
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and it said that
the toilet is sensitive,
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so maybe don't flush
your baby wipes.
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- Yeah, of course, totally.
247
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,983
Um, hey, earlier, uh,
when you were talking about
248
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how you believed in angels,
249
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,891
you meant, sort of,
like a general, ineffable
250
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,691
sense of spiritual presence,
right?
251
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:19,633
Not--not like magical little
creatures flying around?
252
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,030
- What, you mean like fairies?
253
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,701
- Yeah, I mean, I--
254
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,170
- Oh, no, no, I'm not a child.
- Okay, all right, okay.
255
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,768
Okay, I was just--
I was just checking.
256
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,770
- Yeah.
257
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,141
[laughter]
258
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,609
Yeah, no, by angels,
I meant like regular-sized,
259
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,940
celestial beings
who look out for us.
260
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,905
- Right.
261
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:41,984
Right, yeah, but not--not with,
like, with halos and wings.
262
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:45,715
- No, they have halos
and wings, they're angels.
263
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,193
- Right.
264
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,790
Okay, cool, yeah, no,
I was just, um...
265
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,833
I was just checking, so.
266
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,289
- Are they goat? Are they dog?
I don't know what they are.
267
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,027
- Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys!
- Shh! Shh!
268
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,874
- Two chupacabra sightings,
269
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,969
two remote Mexican villages,
270
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,141
same exact description.
271
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,010
And you know those people
don't have the Internet.
272
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,168
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, I'm sold.
273
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,676
I'm putting it in real.
274
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,078
- You know what
should be in mythical?
275
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,909
A man who knows
where the G-spot is.
276
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:11,984
- Justine,
277
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,352
contribute, or leave.
278
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:16,380
- It's the third time
you've made that joke.
279
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,316
- Oh, so now,
we're lawyering up, is that it?
280
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,221
- No, no, no, no.
Bruce is a friend.
281
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,694
He's here to help us.
282
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,223
It's more like
we're "friending" up.
283
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,827
- I'm not here to make
anything contentious.
284
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,129
I just want to make sure
285
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,300
there's no misunderstandings
down the road.
286
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,298
- See?
He's a nice guy.
287
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,870
- So, as I understand it,
288
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,169
you both mutually agreed
to this surrogacy, so...
289
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,071
- Mm-hmm.
- If you were to fail to honor
290
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,303
your agreement,
we would be forced
291
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,307
to go after you with
extreme prejudice.
292
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,969
- Wait...
[stammers]
293
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,308
- Go after me?
294
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,042
- I'm sorry,
maybe I wasn't being clear.
295
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,977
Um, we would sue you for
every penny that you're worth.
296
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,984
We would own you, 'cause you
mess with Glenn Sturgis,
297
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,446
you get the horns!
298
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,723
- Okay, this is not--this is
not what we talked about.
299
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,293
- So you either
sign this contract,
300
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,091
or we're gonna bury you
under so much paperwork
301
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,393
you're gonna need a machete
302
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,334
to get from your bedroom
to your bathroom!
303
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,159
- Well, the joke's on you,
because I keep a machete
304
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,934
in every room in my house.
305
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,463
- Okay, we're losing the magic
306
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,327
of the journey that
we're going on together.
307
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,736
- Sign the contract, Ms. Fox.
You sign it!
308
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,039
- You want to come after me,
Glenn?
309
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,470
- No.
- Well, bring it on.
310
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,144
And as for you, I have a cousin
at the Bar Association,
311
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,713
so you better pray to God your
CLE credits are up to date.
312
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,175
- Well, I think that was
a nice opening bid.
313
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,283
Oh, is this whitefish?
314
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,986
- Do you believe in angels?
315
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,418
- Uh, which answer leads
to no follow-up questions?
316
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,794
- Kelly believes in 'em.
317
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,422
Like believes
believes, you know?
318
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,327
It's like wings
and halos and harps.
319
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,860
Well, I didn't ask about
harps, but I assume--
320
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,396
- So she believes in angels.
Who cares?
321
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,730
- I don't care, no, I just--
[scoffs]
322
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,027
I just think it's interesting,
you know,
323
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,238
I mean,
I don't believe in angels,
324
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,310
but if she wants
to believe in angels,
325
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,908
then I respect that, you know?
326
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,211
Doesn't bother me.
327
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:53,782
Is that something
you think would bother you?
328
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,824
- Maybe, I don't know.
Hey, when do you guys leave?
329
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,419
Because I'm about to order
a 22-foot sub,
330
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,920
and I'd prefer
to keep it intact,
331
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,192
so one end has to start
in your room.
332
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,921
- So there are a couple issues.
333
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,057
- Wow, that's complex.
334
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,963
That is [bleep] complex.
335
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,795
- Um, your daughter is trying
to have a conversation
336
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,371
with you, so if you could
put the cookie down,
337
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,439
and try to engage
meaningfully...
338
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,038
I'm so sorry, I was just
recently in couple's therapy,
339
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,971
and that just popped out.
340
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,838
- All right,
I'm engaging meaningfully.
341
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,482
- I don't want to do
a Green Day party.
342
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,154
- I thought I asked you
to mind your own business.
343
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,222
- This is all Cheyenne,
I'm just here for support.
344
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,291
- But she agrees with me, okay?
345
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,550
Green Day is dumb.
346
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,487
And you know what?
I'm not going to college.
347
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,894
- What? Huh?
No, we didn't talk about that.
348
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,057
- Cheyenne,
you're going to college.
349
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,334
- No, I'm not.
350
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,502
Just 'cause you're my mom
doesn't mean that
351
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,030
you get to tell me what to do.
352
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,295
Right, Amy?
353
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,973
- Um, I mean, in general,
that seems true--
354
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,203
- See?
She agrees.
355
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,838
I'm an adult,
and I make my own decisions.
356
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,384
And so,
I'm gonna buy a motorcycle,
357
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,049
or, I don't know,
a monkey, maybe both.
358
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,509
- Um, could we just quickly
go back to the college thing--
359
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,178
- You don't get to tell
me what to eat, either!
360
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,816
So if I want to eat peyote,
361
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,592
I am gonna eat all
the peyote I want.
362
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,089
And I'm getting
a full-sized back tattoo
363
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,522
of the raccoon from
"Guardians of the Galaxy,"
364
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:17,464
.
365
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:17,927
[upbeat music]
366
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,273
*
367
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,173
[alarm blares]
368
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,536
- So you're saying reindeers
actually exist,
369
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,205
like, in the real world?
370
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,583
- We had a reindeer
in the store on Christmas.
371
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,552
- I didn't think
it was a real reindeer.
372
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,951
I thought it was a normal deer
373
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,053
with antlers nailed
to its head.
374
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,285
- Oh, I don't think leprechauns
should be in the real column.
375
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,561
- Who knows, though, right?
376
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,159
- What?
- What are you doing?
377
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,891
- Is this still
about the angel thing?
378
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,926
- Hm?
- Look, I get it.
379
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,001
I mean, it must be hard
to believe in angels
380
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,560
if you've never seen one
first-hand.
381
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,368
- Wait, you've seen an angel?
382
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,171
- Sure have.
- When?
383
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,273
- Shh!
When?
384
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,005
- Well, um, when I was five,
385
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,981
I fell into the indoor pool
386
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,440
at the Silver Dollar City
Ramada Inn.
387
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,577
- [gasps]
- And I mean,
388
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,482
I sank like a brick.
389
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:11,184
And I remember thinking I'd
never seen my parents again.
390
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,218
When suddenly,
this figure appeared.
391
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,524
- Did he have wings?
392
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,585
- He did have wings.
393
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,093
- Knew it.
I knew it.
394
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,585
- And he sort of was like
floating above me,
395
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:24,327
as if to say,
"You're safe now."
396
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,304
Next thing I know,
I'm back in our hotel room,
397
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,144
dry as a bone.
398
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,199
- Oh!
399
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,437
- Wow.
400
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,911
- That's real.
[relieved laughter]
401
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:37,541
- Is it possible that
the figure was floating
402
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,347
because he was, you know,
in a pool?
403
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,080
- I know what I saw.
404
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:45,485
- Yeah, and I believe that
you believe that you saw that,
405
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,518
but you were also deprived of
oxygen for a little while--
406
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,086
- Why are you doing this?
407
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,194
- Because he's jelly
of your peanut butter.
408
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,356
- No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not--I'm not jelly, no.
409
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,466
I just--I just think, you know,
maybe what you saw
410
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,229
wasn't, um, an angel.
411
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:06,508
Maybe what you saw was just
a pasty hotel guest in a robe.
412
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,009
- Yeah, maybe.
413
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,611
Mm-hmm.
Maybe I'll consider that
414
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,642
when I'm home this weekend,
alone.
415
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,708
- Whoa, whoa, what are
we talking about, now?
416
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,077
- Trouble in paradise.
417
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,947
- Have you been
in the break room all day?
418
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,986
- Yeah, I'm just
not feeling it today.
419
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,361
- Look, I'm sorry,
I did not know that
420
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,620
she was gonna say those things.
421
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,557
All I said to her was that
she should be able
422
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,703
to make her own decisions.
But I am not her mom.
423
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,528
And if someone told my
daughter not to listen to me,
424
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,474
well, then,
I would be pretty upset.
425
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,540
So, I am sorry.
426
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,738
- I just get so worried
427
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,369
she's gonna make
the same mistakes I did.
428
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,035
- Yeah.
- I get so scared
429
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,413
she's gonna end up in jail,
430
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,481
or still working here
when she's our age.
431
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,051
- Uh, yeah, I don't--
432
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,419
I don't know that those two
are exactly equivalent.
433
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,618
- I don't know which is worse.
434
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,549
- Jail, probably.
435
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,724
- Well...
436
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,757
Hey, what do you think
about Bo?
437
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:01,559
- Uh, I think he is
an interesting individual.
438
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,564
- I think he's a loser.
439
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,595
- Clown.
I mean, "clown"
440
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,671
is the first word
that comes to mind.
441
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,169
When I think of him, like,
442
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,771
I half expect my hand
to buzz when he shakes it.
443
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,273
- I don't think clowns do that
any more,
444
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,466
but that's very funny.
445
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,077
You're funny.
446
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,048
- Hey.
447
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,280
Dina, I know things
got a little heated--
448
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,045
- Listen, I apologize
if I overreacted.
449
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,315
- Oh, thank God.
Me too.
450
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,224
- The things is,
I'm gonna go have sex
451
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,186
with Marcus in a few minutes.
- What?
452
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,264
- What?
453
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,332
- That's the special project
you needed help with?
454
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,661
Sweet!
455
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,495
- Why would you--
- There's just an attraction
456
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,670
there, I can't deny it,
457
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,128
blah, blah, blah,
the point is,
458
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,567
maybe I get pregnant,
maybe I don't.
459
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,671
Who knows?
460
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,342
So this could be all booked up.
461
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,411
No room at the inn.
462
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,738
- You can't do this.
463
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,083
- Oh, I am going to
with zero protection.
464
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,080
- Zero?
465
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,312
- Amy and I think you need
466
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,346
to start getting serious
about your life.
467
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,122
- So now you're on her side?
468
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,320
- No, I'm not on anyone's side.
469
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,622
I just agree with her
on this stuff.
470
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:06,434
So, now I think it's time for
you to engage meaningfully.
471
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,329
- You gotta be responsible,
and part of being responsible
472
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,432
means getting rid of Bo.
473
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,733
- Wait, what?
474
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,174
- He's a loser,
Amy and I both agree.
475
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,370
- You do?
476
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,771
- No, uh-uh,
I did never call him a loser.
477
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,513
- Sorry, I think I'm the one
who called him a loser.
478
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,108
Amy called him a clown.
479
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,080
- I don't--I don't know
how this is productive.
480
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,109
How about we get back
to the college--
481
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,283
- I can't believe you guys.
482
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:29,252
- Amy and I are on
the same page about this one.
483
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,852
I felt like that went so well.
484
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,553
She is so attached to Bo.
485
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:40,593
.
486
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,227
- The same rules as last time?
487
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,530
No kissing, no eye contact,
I leave as soon as you're done?
488
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,834
- We're not sleeping together.
489
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,135
That was just a negotiation
tactic with Glenn.
490
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,498
- Oh, right.
491
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,767
Of course.
Smart.
492
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,335
I mean, if someone
actually cared,
493
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,814
it could be super hurtful,
but it's not me.
494
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,713
- Dina, I'd like you
to meet my new surrogate.
495
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,306
She's ready to rock.
496
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,418
Isn't that right, Sandra?
497
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,719
- Yeah, I'm really excited.
498
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,521
And I have no problem
signing all the paperwork,
499
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,124
so let's do it.
500
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,486
- Sandra, mm-hmm.
You're gonna go with Sandra?
501
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,164
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,693
- You are gonna leave your baby
at the mercy of a person
503
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,557
whose judgment is so bad
she moved from Hawaii
504
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,697
to St. Louis?
505
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,331
- Yes, I am.
506
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,197
And as soon as
I give Sandra the shot,
507
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,266
our deal is over.
508
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,435
- Fine, good.
509
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,783
Marcus!
510
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,338
That was just foreplay,
all right?
511
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,737
We're about to get
this thing going!
512
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,608
- Sandra, lift your shirt.
513
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,316
- Marcus, take off your shirt!
514
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,448
- Fair warning, I still have
a bit of a Thanksgiving paunch
515
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,594
I'm working off.
- All right, this is happening.
516
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,259
- Oh, oh, oh, well, you know
what else is happening?
517
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,689
This thing over here!
- Yeah, look at this!
518
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,923
Here we go!
519
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,427
- Take this off!
- Come on, go, go, go!
520
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,330
- Guys, guys, guys!
521
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,272
You both know what you're
doing, so stop pretending!
522
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,899
Glenn, you obviously
don't want to use Sandra.
523
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,874
- Of course I don't want
to use Sandra.
524
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,873
Who would want to use Sandra?
525
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,535
- You think I want
to have sex with Marcus?
526
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,913
He starts every time by saying,
527
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,581
"I'm not really sure what
I'm doing down there."
528
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,350
- Oh, sorry for being honest.
529
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,448
- Well, both of you clearly
want this, so just get over it.
530
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,251
- Fine with me.
531
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,383
- All right.
532
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,830
- So...
533
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,327
I guess we should
go back to work.
534
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,303
- Are you hitting on me?
535
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,602
I honestly--
I can't tell anymore.
536
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,604
[laughter]
537
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,835
- Hey.
538
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,509
- Hey, join us.
539
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,239
- So you two are getting along.
540
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,514
- Yeah, we worked it all out.
541
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,943
- Good, good.
542
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,507
See? All it needed was a little
bit of communication...
543
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,817
- Amy, we're gonna need you
to engage meaningfully
544
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,820
for a minute.
545
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,951
- I'm sorry, what?
546
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,915
- Shh!
You're not engaging.
547
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,964
- Look, I love you,
but sometimes,
548
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,389
you give a little bit
too much advice.
549
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,925
Like, telling me
how to spend my money,
550
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,831
or that my yearbook quote
shouldn't be,
551
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,833
"Catch me outside,
how 'bout that?"
552
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,965
- Yeah, I was just saying
that yearbooks are permanent.
553
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,740
- You're pushy,
you're manipulative,
554
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,499
and you were super mean
about Bo.
555
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,707
- Ooh, are you burning Amy?
I got a good one.
556
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,510
Your hair.
Boom.
557
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,948
- That was harsh.
558
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,349
- I don't know, man,
I mean, today it's angels,
559
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,522
tomorrow it's,
let's go ghost hunting.
560
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,650
- Look, man, Kelly is cool,
she's fun,
561
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,986
you guys should
go away together.
562
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,720
- Yeah, well, maybe we will.
Just not this weekend.
563
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,857
- No.
564
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,303
You have something special,
565
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,628
and you're gonna throw
it all away
566
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,362
'cause she sees
an angel or two?
567
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,928
- Are you just saying this
because
568
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,325
you don't want to miss out on
your epic gaming weekend
569
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,837
with Randy?
- Screw the weekend!
570
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,468
This is about you
and an amazing woman
571
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,965
that I don't want
to see slip away.
572
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,336
- Okay, you can drop
the cheesy rom com routine.
573
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,035
- Jonah,
the world is a lonely place.
574
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,747
Now, when two people find love,
they need to celebrate--
575
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:48,950
- Ironically,
the content of everything
576
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,451
you're saying is true,
577
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,853
but you don't need to--
to dress it up in some--
578
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,585
- You have a real shot
at happiness,
579
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,991
you dumb son of a bitch.
580
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,862
If you don't take it,
I'll never forgive you.
581
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,931
But more importantly,
582
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,460
you'll never forgive you.
583
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,497
- Okay, I'll go talk to Kelly.
584
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,733
- You take that shot, man.
585
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,867
You go to her,
and you never look back!
586
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,742
- I'm going to, but not because
of this thing, okay?
587
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,013
- You get her back.
588
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:21,347
Sorry about that, dawg.
Yes, we are back on.
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