All language subtitles for Superstore.S02E02.WEBRip.x264-IO2_English

- I'm having this baby here!

- Cheyenne,
this is unacceptable.

You're suspended with pay.

- What you did back there
was awesome.

- They let me go.
- They fired Glenn.

So about that walkout?

I know you're scared,

but rest assured Cloud 9
will be fine without you.

Oh, and have a heavenly day.

- [sighing]

- [raspberries]

That's what I think of her.

- Yeah, she's a fart noise.

- Yeah!
- [raspberries]

[all making raspberry sound]

- Yeah.

- Listen, who cares
about Dina?

We did it.
- Yeah!

- We did it!
[cheers and applause]

- So do we just
go home now or...

[upbeat music]

- All the time, man.
- Yeah? So you heard it too?

[overlapping chatter]

- Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am,

please, let me
help you with that, okay?

- Oh, thanks.
- You're welcome.

- Glenn!
- What?

- What are you doing, man?
We're protesting.

- Oh, right!
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.

I'm--I'm--
Good luck with that.

- Oh, my God,
what have I done?

Okay, I never meant to get
involved in a strike.

I just got caught up
in the drama.

- This is not a strike.
- Yeah, it is.

What would you call it?

- A...demonstration?

[stammers]

An expression
of discontentedness?

I don't know, we're just here
to get Glenn's job back.

- Mm, "Noun.
A refusal to work,

organized by a body of employees
as a form of protest."

- Okay, it doesn't matter
what we call it.

- Cool, then we'll just
call it a strike.

- It's not a strike.
- Guys, should we be concerned

that a Cloud 9 corporate car
just pulled in?

- We are screwed.

They just sent an enforcer
to drop the hammer on us.

[car alarm chirps]

- Dennis, did I put you
on go-backs

or did I tell you
to stand around crying

about your dead dog all day?

Get in the game.
We're understaffed.

Hi.

Oh, who buys these?

- Excuse me.

Hi, I'm Jeff Sutton.
I'm the District Manager.

- Could I see some ID?

- Sure.

- Just a second.

You photograph terribly.
Never model.

- Uh, who are you?

- Dina Fox, Assistant Manager.

Well, I used to be
Assistant Manager.

I had to resign my position
in order to pursue

a sexual relationship
with a subordinate.

Didn't work out.
Not really your business.

Anyway, I've gone ahead
and taken my old job back.

- Okay, I'm gonna have to let
Corporate know about that.

- I get it.
You want me to work for it.

Show you I got what it takes.

Here we go.
- Okay.

- How many you want, 50?
Hundred?

I could for sure do seven.

- No, thank you.

No push-ups are necessary
today for this.

Maybe just run outside
and grab whoever's in charge

and ask them to come in
for a meeting?

- Of course.

I mean, that's what an
assistant manager does, right?

- Yes.
- And for the record,

your body would
photograph great.

It's just your face
that's bad.

- Oh.
- Jump on register one, Jeff.

- Oh, hi.

Um...

[indistinct chatter]

- Excuse me.
[all boo]

Your boos fuel me.

I'm here to talk to the heat.

- I assume Amy and I
are the heat?

- District Manager
Jeff Sutton wants a meeting.

- Okay, yeah.
We'll talk.

- Yes!
I knew I could get you.

All right, break room,
ten minutes.

If you're not there by then...

well, we'll wait.

- Okay, what are our demands?

- No, we don't have demands.

We just want Glenn's job back.

- Hear, hear.
- And if they say no,

we go back to work anyway!

- Mateo.

- Why not try to get more
than Glenn's job back, right?

I mean,
we're already on strike.

- We're not on strike.

- We're already on expression
of discontentedness.

Why not ask for things like--

like, uh,
better health insurance?

- And we don't get paid
for overtime,

even when we work overtime.

- There you go, Sandra.

- Yeah, they should let us
vape in the store, right?

- Well...

- I want Cloud 9
to be closer to my house.

- Guys, if we go in there
asking for everything,

we're gonna get nothing, okay?

We need to get Glenn's job back.

- [high-pitched]
Oh, so just like that

and the vaping thing, huh?

[normal voice]
Yeah, good idea, madam.

- Dougie, we all know
that's you.

You're the only one who vapes.

[DJ Khaled's
"All I Do is Win (Remix)"]

- All I do is win, win, win

No matter what, what

Got money on my mind

I can never get enough

Whenever me and Khaled
do the remix

Everybody hands go up

Go up

And they stay there

And they say yeah, yeah

And they stay there

Up, down, up, down,
up, down

Up, down, up, down

'Cause all I do
is win, win, win

And if you going in

Put your hands in the air

Make 'em stay there

- I'm not making fun of you.
It's just so pink.

- It's all they had
in my size.

And will you please take off
that stupid fedora?

- It completes the look.

- You look like
Carmen Sandiego.

- We do not negotiate
with terrorists.

- Who's the terrorist
in this scenario, Dina?

- That suit you're wearing.

- Eh, no one's a terrorist.

Again, you don't have
to be here.

- Oh, I'm not gonna leave you
alone with these two monsters.

- Okay, so why don't you guys
just tell me what you want?

- Well, Jeff,
it's really quite--

- I'm sorry, Jeff.
I'm gonna need a minute.

I'm not saying anything.

I'm just doing this
to intimidate him.

Nod your head.

That was way too big.
Smaller nods.

Okay, now giggle like
I said something charming.

- Okay, Jeff, what we want

is for Glenn to be rehired
as Store Manager.

- I would sooner slit my throat
and Jeff's throat

before I'd let that happen.

- Dina, if--
if you're gonna be here,

I just need you to observe.

- Ah, Assistant Manager style.

I got it.

- So I am authorized
to rehire Glenn.

- Really?

Well, that's--
that's great.

- Fantastic news, Jeff.
Thanks.

- [whispered] Take that off.

- Corporate is just asking

that you and the rest
of the employees sign here.

Then everybody
can get back to work,

and I can go home,
which is a relief

'cause they've got me in a motel
out by the airport.

It says,
"continental breakfast,"

but it's, like,
cereal and toast.

I'm like,
"I can make that at home."

- Not even a muffin?

- I didn't look.
I was running late.

- I'm sorry, excuse me.
This is an apology letter.

Are you asking us
to apologize for walking out?

- I know it's annoying,

but you're gonna have to give
Corporate a little something.

- Oh.

We're supposed to give
Corporate a little something.

That's hilarious because you
fired our boss for giving

Cheyenne maternity leave.
You don't give us overtime.

You don't give us health
insurance, and we're not allowed

to vape in the store.
Myrtle's got a--

- Maybe not as high up
on the priority list.

- Okay, can I offer
some advice?

You guys walked out
with no planning.

You have no experience.

I can see the tag
on your sleeve.

My point is you're just in
way over your heads.

So sign the letter.
Say thank you.

And then don't do anything
you're gonna regret.

- [chuckles]

We are on strike!
- We are still on strike!

- Why do you have
to be like that?

- So they wouldn't
give Glenn's job back?

- No, they offered it to us,

but we said,
"That's not good enough."

- Yeah.
- All right!

Turning down my job!

What an awesome idea!

- Glenn, your job
is still a priority,

and we can get that and more.

- Sandra, you were saying

you weren't getting paid
for overtime?

- I didn't mean to complain.

- No, Sandra,
you were right to complain.

This is what change looks like.

Regular people like us
demanding action.

Corporate says we're in
over our heads.

I think we're in
under our heads.

[scattered chatter]

- Just go with it, guys.

She's going, she's flowing.

She's dressed like
Barbara Bush.

- Tomorrow we're gonna
come back with signs.

- We're gonna have T-shirts.
- T-shirts.

- We're gonna have one
of those big, inflatable rats.

- Yes, and we are gonna--

- Burn down the store!

- Um, good energy, Dougie.

- I like where your head's at.
- No bad ideas.

So who's ready
to stick it to Cloud 9?

[cheers and applause]
- All right!

- Yeah!
- That's right.

As Dr. Martin Luther King
once said--

- No, no.
- No. No is right.

We'll see you tomorrow.

- For our first day of strike!

all: Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9!

- Well, this came together
really well.

I mean, one day.
- Yeah.

And it's kinda nice
to be out here

doing something important.

- Yeah.

- Someone needs to clean
the porta potty.

- What porta potty?

all: Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9!

- Oh, God.

Okay, everybody needs

to stay out
of the garden shed.

- Morning.
How was your night?

- Oh, not great actually.

They put me in a room
by the runway,

and the noise was just--

- Well, I slept here.

Guarded the store with my life.

Don't worry,
I don't smell.

Took a whore's bath in
the ladies' room this morning.

Just the major stink zones.

You know, armpits,
posterior, vag.

That's, uh, in the front
in case you're a homosexual.

- Yeah, I know where all
the parts are, thank you.

- Oh, okay.
Anyway, just showing you

what I bring to the table
as Assistant Manager.

And I'm gonna break
the strike.

- Mm, I'm not asking you
to do that.

- I got it.

You can't ask me.

Don't worry,
'cause you just did.

[laughs]
Just tell me what to do.

I mean, we've got
baseball bats, fire hoses.

I mean,
it's the first time for me,

so if you take the lead--

- Okay, no.

So we just want
to end this peacefully.

We don't want to trample
on anybody's civil rights.

- Ooh, but that--
that sounds so good to me.

all: Boycott Cloud 9!

- Who is that?
- I don't know.

I mean, I Tweeted out
ProtestCloud9,

and I guess just all these
people showed up to support us.

Not to brag, but I have, like,
1,500 followers,

and then they inevitably
retweet,

and so it's essentially
like community organizing,

which is actually
how Obama got started--

all: Boycott Cloud 9!

- Excuse me.

I know this looks
like Coachella,

but if you were waiting
for the bands to start playing,

you're gonna be
sorely disappointed.

- I'm actually here to support.

You know, if anyones's
gonna protest a big-box store,

I'm there.

- Oh, okay, well, I guess
it's cool to have hobbies.

If I wasn't here,
I'd just be at home

shooting Hellspawn.

I'm sorry,
that's a reference to--

- "Dead Chaser 4."

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I know.

I mean, how much better
is it than "Dead Chaser 3"?

I mean, now when
you shoot people in the head...

both: Their brains come out.

- Well, I'm having a good day.

I am having a very good day.

all: Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9.

- Boycott Cloud 9.
Boycott Cloud 9.

[clears throat] Here, let me
help you out with that.

Thank you.

Oh, almost done
with this display.

- Nice work.
- Thank you.

It's Mateo Fernando
Aquino Liwanag on the job.

Not like those
sons of bitches outside.

Here, take this.

- Please disperse.

I have been authorized
to break this strike,

and I will hose you.

[all booing]

You've been warned.

No, no.
[laughter]

Okay.

Oh, come on.

- Oh, that looks refreshing.

[laughter]
- No, no, no!

- Look, a rainbow!

- Why isn't there a setting
that hurts people?

[laughter and chatter]

[funk music plays]

- Hey, how's the rat coming?

- The blower's plugged in.

I just gotta hook it up
to the valve.

Is this the valve?
- I don't know.

Look, can you just hurry up?

Because the news just got here,

and I really want us
to look professional.

Uh, hey, Dougie!
- Huh?

- I'm gonna have you
wait in your car, okay?

- Great idea.
I'm not gonna let you down.

- Thanks, bud.
- All right? Okay.

all: Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott Cloud 9!

- I'm Mo Frank, reporting live
from the Cloud 9

on Ozark Highlands Road

where things are anything
but heavenly.

We're here with
Amy "Dub-anowski,"

who is one of--
- "Doob-anowski."

- I'm sorry?
- "Doob-anowski."

- Amy "Doob-anowski," who is
the organizer of this protest.

Amy, uh, what's this about?

- Thank you, Mo.

Well, we are Cloud 9 employees,

and we are asking people
to boycott the store.

Really, what it comes down to,
what this is all about is--

- Making sure
that transgender people

should not be allowed
in a women's bathroom!

- What?
[crowd booing]

- No, that's not at all--

- So, Amy Dubanowski,
why is restricting trans rights

so important to you?
- No, it's--it's not.

- I'm sorry, there's been
a misunderstanding.

I Tweeted out
to my 1,506 followers,

and I should have been
more clear

that we're just protesting
our thing.

- Down with the government!

Statehood for Puerto Rico!

- No! No!
- Okay.

- This is about
workers' rights.

Workers' rights.

We're asking customers
to boycott the store

because this company is a rat,
okay?

It is a dirty, filthy rat!

- Oh, it's adorable.
- It's so cute.

- [chuckles]

I believe that's actually
a teddy bear.

- I ordered a rat, but there was
a mix-up at the rental house.

We got the teddy bear,
and I guess there's

a five-year-old in Crestwood

having a horrifying
birthday party.

- Well, they're having
a better day than we are.

- Look, I want you
to know that

not all Christians
are bigots, okay?

That one is.
That's Maggie.

She goes to my church.

She thinks she's so great

because she has
a karaoke machine.

- Garrett, isn't that the girl
you were talking to?

- Eh, I knew
there had to be a catch.

I just thought it'd be
something I could live with,

like she's just real stupid
or something.

- Please disperse!

This is your final warning.

- You're gonna turn
a pressure washer on us?

- Yeah, that could legit
kill somebody.

- Yeah, that's why
it's a deterrent.

- Whoa, whoa, oh!

- That's my new car!

- What are you doing?

- Turn it off!
- I'm trying.

- Why are you doing this?

- [panting]

I...think I've made my point.

[all screaming]

- And your mama too

'Cause we about to go down

And you know
just what to do

Wave your hands
in the air...

- It feels like no matter
what we do out here,

people are still in there
buying stuff like normal.

- Then maybe we need
to go inside

and stop them
from buying stuff.

- You--you need to explain--
- Yeah.

I was going to explain more.
- Okay.

[rock music]

- Attention Cloud 9 shoppers.

The spider infestation in
produce has been 80% contained.

So we will be
focusing our attention

on the bedbug infestation
in the mattress section.

Meanwhile, we are down
to only one raccoon

left in the store.

Unfortunately, that raccoon
has grown powerful

beyond our wildest fears.

- Don't buy that.

Mm, these have all the luxury
of Egyptian cotton

at half the price.

- [coughing, sneezing]

- What a mess!

I'm taking my business
to Target.

I'm sorry, Dennis.
It's just 'cause of the strike.

- Excuse me!

Support our strike
by boycotting Cloud 9.

Don't give your money
to a company

that mistreats its employees.

- I don't know
about youse guys,

but this broad's making
some good sense, huh?

- Boycott Cloud 9!

Thank you!
People power!

Power to the people!

- That was great.
- Good job, everybody.

- We did it, guys.
- That was really good.

- Great job.
- Who are they?

- Oh, I know those dudes.

They're from
the Kirkwood branch.

- Oh, my God,
it's spreading.

- Tight.
- Hey!

- Thank you!
- Welcome!

- Thank you for your support.
- Where are they going?

- Thanks again for coming, guys.
- Appreciate it.

Hey, there he is, all right.
- Thanks a lot.

- They're not here
to join us.

They're here to replace us.

- Then why did
they high-five us?

- It's reflexive.
- Hmm?

- Okay, everybody,
listen up, please.

Corporate doesn't want anybody
to lose their jobs.

They just want things
the way they were.

Dina is back
as Assistant Manager.

[all booing]
- It is both an honor

and a privilege to be able--

- And anybody who's willing

to come in
and sign the letter

by the end of the day,
we welcome you back.

Glenn, that goes for you too.

- But I'm Glenn.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Oh, he just has an air
of authority about him.

Anyway, if that's something
you feel you can't do,

I understand,
and I wish you well.

Okay.

- Wait.
- Hey.

- No, no, hey, guys.

They're not really
gonna replace us!

What are they gonna do,

find someone who stocks
go-backs like Mateo

or who works the cash register
like Elias?

- Yes.

Those are both
very easy things to do.

- Scab!

- Hey, Nik-Nik-Nikki.

I had a quick just, like,
silly question for you.

Uh, how serious are you
about all this

sort of trans bathroom stuff?
- What do you mean?

- I mean, like, is it
the only thing you think about

or is it more like
one of those

barely talk about it,
just how you were raised,

opinion could change
if you surrounded yourself

with a cooler, more diverse
group of friends type deals?

- No, I think
it's pretty simple.

I mean, you're born a gender.

I think it's unnatural
to try and change that.

- That's what I was afraid of.
Hey--

- Think about it this way.

Your brain doesn't
make you a woman.

Breasts make you a woman.

You know,
these make you a woman.

- You're not gonna make this
easy on me, are you?

[pop music playing]

- Boycott Cloud 9!

Boycott--I see you, Andre!

Sandra, what are you doing?

- Sandra!

Come back to work, Sandra.

- Sandra, no, no.

- Come here, Sandra.
Sandra, come here.

- Sandra, no, stay.
- Come here, come here.

- Sandra, Sandra, stay.
- Sandra, come here!

- Come back.
Come on, girl.

- Come here, Sandra.
- Come on!

No, Sandra.
Sandra, Sandra, Sandra, stay.

Sandra, come back.
Come here, baby.

Come on.
Come on, girl.

- Come on!
- Sandra, stay!

Sandra, no!
- Good girl.

- Bad Sandra!

- You sure it's okay
if I go back?

- Yep.

You stuck it out
as long as you could.

You're one of the good ones.

- Yeah, it was tough,
but principles.

- Hey, dude, I'm bouncing.

- You're gonna go out
with that girl?

Isn't she kind of a bigot?

- Okay, dude, I'm the black guy
in a wheelchair.

I'll decide who the bigots are.

- Oh, no, you're right.
I'm sorry.

- And this girl is a bigot,
but I have a plan.

I'm gonna take her out
to dinner.

Then I'm gonna
have sex with her.

A couple times.

Possibly six.

But then when
she asks for more,

I'm gonna say no.
- Ah.

- Not unless she takes a look

at who she is as a person

and makes some serious changes.

- Well, that will show her.

- I'm just trying to make
the world a better place, dude.

- Thank you so much
for your service.

- This is what
Martin Luther King would do.

Let's go, girl!
Ha ha!

- Thank you guys so much
for getting me my job back.

- [sighs]

You don't have to stay out here,
you know?

- Oh, no, I'm staying out
as long as you do.

Which is when, do you think?

- I don't know.
Maybe forever.

- Cool.

- It's just that as soon
as we put these signs down

it's all over.

All of it.
Like it never happened.

Just back to square one.

Everything's gonna be back
to the way it used to be.

Except for that garden shed.

That's never gonna be the same.

- You know, just because
we go inside

doesn't mean it's over.

The fight'll go on.
This was just the first punch.

- So...

to be continued?

- To be continued.

[both sigh]

- I'm exhausted.

It's hard work not working.

- Yeah.

- My feet hurt.

- Well, we have been on strike
for two full days.

- One day.

- Mmm, agree to disagree.

- I don't agree.
You're wrong.