All language subtitles for Superstore s04e10_English

- Why don't we go around
the room

and everyone tell us your name

and, uh, what brings you here.

Why don't we start with,
uh, you?

- Uh, okay.
Yeah, hi.

Uh, I'm Amy Sosa.

Um, sorry, am I supposed
to be standing?

Should I...
- It doesn't matter.

- Well, then I'll
just roll with standing,

since I'm already up here.

Hope the rest of you stand

so I don't look like
such a weirdo.

Okay, all right.

Um, well, so, I have been
at Cloud 9 for 16 years.

And I have always heard of

the management training
program,

and I finally thought
to myself,

"Forget that blue vest,

you better get
that cloud tie, girl."

So I'm very excited.

- Um, I think--
- I'm Cheyenne.

I work with Amy.

Um, she suggested
I come to the program,

so I just thought, "Why not"?

So long as
she'd give me a ride.

I can't drive right now,
'cause I have bees in my car.

Um, okay thanks.

- Ladies, this is
the embalming conference.

[projector whirring]

- Oh.
- Okay, yeah.

I think we're in
the wrong room.

- We should--we'll just go.

[upbeat music]

♪

- To make the process easier,
we've broken down...

- Hi.

Is this the Cloud 9 Academy?
- Yeah, shh, mm-hmm.

- Okay.

[door slams]
- Ooh, that was loud.

- The first L of Leadership
is loyalty.

Leaders are loyal...

- Um, whoa, sorry,
would you sit over there

so I could sit next to
my friend?

- Oh, no, Cheyenne, it's okay.

Why don't you just take
that chair?

- Oh.
Um, okay.

- Leaders never stop learning.

Failure can be scary,

but it's not something
to fear...

[thudding]

You learn from every mistake
you make along the way.

- Ooh.

There goes my jacket.

[scraping and clanking]

- We were given two ears
and one mouth for a reason.

We should all try to spend
more time listening...

- Could you just, um,
scoot over a little bit?

Then I'll--I'll have enough
room to sit here too.

'Cause I'm in the aisle
right now, so...

- Because we don't have to
hold the specific position

to be leaders.
- Thank you.

- I don't understand
why they make it so hard

to apply for asylum.

- Applying to be a refugee
was even worse.

- Really?

No wonder we have
so few refugees.

- I don't understand how
you could apply for asylum.

- [scoffs]
It's not easy.

"List your extended family."
[chuckles]

I'm Filipino,
that'll take years.

- Says you need to show that
if you were sent back,

you might be persecuted
based on your,

"race, religion,
nationality, political opinion,

or membership in a particular
social group."

- Well, I was in an a cappella
group once in school.

I mean, we weren't persecuted,

but people
were really judge-y.

- I think they mean
more like if you thought

you might be arrested because
you were, like, a prominent

Duterte critic or something.

- Do you think they'd believe
Duterte would have me killed

for being in
an a capella group?

'Cause we were really bad.

Well, not me, I was good,

but one guy was off-key
all the time.

- Okay, Rose,
say hi to everyone.

Say hi.
Say hi, come on.

Say hi.
Say hi.

That's it, say hi.

- Okay, do we have to wait
till she develops speech,

or can we just move on?

- It's Jerusha's day
to clean our pastor's gutters,

so I get to bring her in.

Dina, can you hold her
for a bit

while I set up her things
in my office?

- Ooh, yeah, I'm really not
a baby person.

And for future reference,
I'm also not a wool sock person

or a reptile person.

- But she's not
just some random baby.

She lived in you
for nine months.

- Yeah, I guess it's like
if you're shopping at Goodwill,

and you see an old shirt
of yours you donated,

and you go,
"Hey, that was my shirt."

And for a second
it feels meaningful,

but then you realize it's not.

- Fine.

Uncle Garrett,
looks like you're up.

- Oh, no I don't think
that's a good idea.

I'm not good with kids.
- Just don't shake her.

- Okay, so this is happening.
- Oh, my Gosh.

- Okay. Okay.
- You're a natural.

Daddy loves you, Rose.

- [cooing]
- Yeah, if Daddy loved you,

he would have gotten you
a babysitter.

Why don't you think about that?

- [babbles]

- It seems like a good spread,

but it was an even better
spread last year.

They had cereal.

- Mmm.

So, if you were here last year,

why are you taking
the class again?

- 'Cause I didn't pass
the first time.

Thanks for making me say it.

- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I really didn't mean to...

[indistinct chatter]

Excuse me, hi.

Quick question:

Is this a class that
people fail often?

- Well, I mean, I wouldn't like
to call it "failing,"

but yeah, people fail.

- Oh.

I thought this was just
sort of like

a introductory seminar.

- If you don't mind,
this is a short break,

and I'm trying to eat
my breakfast.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, sorry.

Danish away.

I'm just gonna...

It's just,
I'm a little bit concerned,

because I've waited so long
to do the manager thing

and to kind of find out
all of a sudden that

I could potentially fail out
on the first day--

- We only get so many breaks,
so I'm gonna hit this.

- Yeah, no, you should hit it.
Yeah, okay.

Just wanna make sure that
the interrupting thing

isn't gonna affect
the pass/fail--

- You know what, [bleep],
let's just start.

Let's just start!

- So I was just folding pants,
and I had the best idea:

I should take down Duterte.

- And you got that from pants?

- It's just so I qualify
for asylum,

but here,
check out my Facebook page

- "Ermagherd, Duterte."
- Mm-hmm.

- "Rodrigo Duterte doesn't
respect human rights,

but that's none of
my business,"

over a picture of
Kermit the Frog sipping tea.

- That one's
got a lot of likes.

- Yeah, I don't know that
reposting a bunch of memes

qualifies you as
a political dissident.

- Well, then what would?

- I don't know, uh...

Actually being the leader
of an actual activist group

that actually opposes Duterte.

- Ugh, okay, fine.

Marcus, I'm starting
a group, you in?

- Definitely.

- Revolution begins.

- Now in the warehouse,
if your non-con feeders

are doing full pallet pick...

- Amy, hey.
What's a "non-con"?

- Non-conveyable,
it's in the book.

- Amy, could you focus up,
please?

- Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

I was just, um...I'm sorry.

- Anyway, it's called
a warehouse,

but don't let it wear you out.

- [laughs]

Sorry, I--I'm just--
I'm laughing because

I was listening...to you.

- It's not my joke.
It's part of the lesson plan.

- You delivered it funny.

.

- So the next thing
I would do is say,

"Well, you better listen to me

"or else I'm gonna go in
the break room

"and sprinkle a little bit of
pee on your food every day

until all you're eating
is pee."

- Uh-huh.

Uh, preferred answer would be
find someone else

to work the holiday.

But, uh, thank you for sharing.
That was horrifying.

All right, so, now you guys
are going to design

a program to improve
customer satisfaction.

Everyone pick a partner,
and choose wisely,

the wrong partner can
literally ruin your life.

- Oh, you--
- Wanna work together?

- Uh, well, um...I--I don't...

Gary, uh, probably not
a great idea

to work with someone
we already know, right?

- Oh, I don't care.

- Oh, well, Gary doesn't care,
so, yeah.

- Baller.

I was afraid I was gonna get
stuck with some dunce.

- Mm-hmm.
That would suck.

- Okay, how 'bout

the International
Anti-Duterte Society?

I-A-D-S.

No, wait,
that's too close to AIDS.

People don't wanna
join something that

reminds them of AIDS.

- Right, right.
- [sighs]

Okay.

Outraged People...

Rallying Against Hate.

- Are you just working
backwards from Oprah?

- I was, that's exactly
what I was doing.

- I like it.

- You get asylum,
you get asylum.

It's what she does.

- Yeah, I know.
I--I got it.

- Okay.

- Ow.
[thud]

- Really, this is how
you care for a baby?

You just throw it in a cart
like a sack of margarine.

- "Sack of margarine"?

- Fine, bag of butter.

- Look, she's perfectly safe
in there.

You wanna take care of her?

- [scoffs]
God, no.

- All right.

[indistinct chatter]

- Nope, uh-uh.

I'm not gonna let you
treat a baby this way.

Not even Glenn's baby.

It's not your fault
your daddy's an idiot.

- [crying]
- Oh, okay.

We'll go play
some checkers or chess

or Trivial Pursuit, huh?

- [crying]

- Wasn't crying in the cart.

- Okay, so, what if
we tried something like

allowing our frequent customers

to double up
on their rewards points?

- Okay, or we could have, like,
a Cloud 9 gnome,

and sometimes he would
give people, like,

a hundred bucks,
but other times we would, like,

squirt them with ink.

And it's like, "Am I gonna
risk getting gnomed"?

- I like that area.

Um, building on it,
what if we had

complimentary coffee
for customers

the first hour of
every morning?

- Hmm, that sounds
a little boring.

- Really?
'Cause I think it sounds cool.

Morning coffee,
we are on a roll.

- Amy, we're partners.
We can't just do your ideas.

- Yeah, no, I know.
I know that.

I'm sorry.

- Okay, what if every Tuesday
is Mardi Gras day,

and the less you wear,
the less you pay?

- Mardi Gras Tuesdays, okay.
I'm gonna write that down.

- And I also wanna re-pitch
my gnome idea.

- What do we think about
this frog?

It's very soft,
but anatomically,

they took a lot of liberties.

- This seems like a lot of work

for a baby you don't have
feelings about.

- No, I mean,
it's a human child,

I don't wish it ill will.

I'm not a psychopath.

I just don't particularly care
more about this baby

than I do about that one.

- Who the hell is that baby?

- Uh, thanks.
I'll be right back.

I just gotta grab a few things.

- Oh, no this isn't child care.

- Oh, no, we don't provide
this service.

- See, that's what it
looks like

when you don't care
about a baby.

- Okay.

Good.

Come on, no.

No.
No.

No.

[phone ringing]

- Hello.

- Oh, hey, Janet.

Oh, yay.
Hey, it's Glenn.

- Who?
- Glenn, Glenn Sturgis.

- I'll connect you.

- No, no, no, Janet,
don't hang up.

Don't...
[phone ringing]

Glenn Sturgis.

- Stop Rodrigo Duterte.

He's ruthless,
he's anti-free speech.

He's also brown
if any racists are interested.

- Hey, Sandra,
are you busy later?

- Actually, yeah.

We're pulling the plug
on my grandmother tonight.

She was doing better
for a while,

then after her last stroke,
she just never bounced back.

- Well, that--
that sounds terrible.

I--I--we were just gonna ask
you to come to a meeting,

but obviously you don't need--

- I can come.

I just made that up
to sound like I had plans.

Ooh, see you there.

All right.
Whoo.

- She's really fallen apart

since that whole
Jerry/Carol thing.

- She is not okay.
- Yeah.

- Because by working together
we can achieve sat...

- Iss...
- Faction.

- Faction.

- Wow, okay,
a real mix of ideas there.

Some good,
some a bit more terrible.

But they tell us to start
with the good,

so free coffee in the mornings,
I like that.

- Thank you, we were
really proud of that one.

- Yeah, that was--
that was a team effort.

- And I actually really love

follow-up calls
after large purchases.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thanks.
Thank you.

- Okay, now for the bad.

Back-to-school belly button
piercings, awful.

Cardi B appreciation days,
terrible.

And I can't comment on this
'cause I don't know what it is.

What's--what's an aisle maze?

- I was a little bit confused
about some of those ideas too,

but I believe they were
Cheyenne's ideas,

so Cheyenne could probably
explain it better.

Um, w--what did you mean by
an aisle maze?

- An aisle maze is...

when you move the aisles around
to make a maze.

- That was the idea.

- Yeah, it's one of those
situations where

the explanation doesn't make
the idea any better.

- Yeah.

.

- So, up next we're gonna do
a little role-play.

Amy, why don't you be
the manager,

and you're gonna talk to
Cheyenne about

her repeated absences.

Your job is to communicate
your expectations

without making her feel like
she's being attacked.

Okay?

And...go.

- Um, hey, Cheyenne,
you've been missing

quite a bit of work lately.

- Um, I'm sorry,
can we, um, time out?

'Cause I'm starting to feel
attacked right now.

- How was I attacking you?

- Well, it wasn't
so much the words,

but the way that she
is looking at me right now

just makes it seem like
she is really angry.

- No, I--I wasn't.

- Hey, Amy, if that's what
you're giving off,

try to accept it
and correct it.

- Okay.

Hey, sweetie.

- [belching]

- Harrison, stop burping
into the intercom.

- [belches]

- [sighs]
Thank you so much.

Okay, Piper, Peppa, be good.

- Oh, wait, no,
this isn't a daycare.

- Our mailman's now our dad.

- Cool.
Have a seat on the rug.

- Thank you all for coming to
the inaugural meeting of, uh,

St. Louis Society
Against Duterte.

[applause]

- SLSAD.

- Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.

- So, what kind of stuff
are we gonna be doing?

- That is a good question.

Jonah, wanna handle this one?

- Um, we could...start with

a letter-writing campaign.
- Yes.

- Who would we
write letters to?

- I guess Duterte.

So does anyone know
his address?

- Duterte imprisoned
a lot of my family.

I'd rather not
be pen pals with him.

- Guys, we should march on
something.

What could we march on?

- How 'bout Washington?

- I was just gonna say
Washington.

- Yeah.
- Okay, how do we do a march?

There's, like, eight of us,
that's more of a walk.

- I wouldn't mind taking
a walk.

- Yeah, I like a good walk.
- Yeah.

- Right?

- Please work, please work,
please work.

[grunts]

[groans]

- Kylie, we can't use
our taekwondo moves on

someone else's body, okay?

Leo, I don't care if your
father's a police officer.

This is my jurisdiction.

- Your butt smells.

- That's not a burn,
it's true of everyone.

- I think Glenn's kid is
getting hungry.

Do we have any more
of that formula?

- She doesn't drink formula,
she's still on breast-milk.

I've been pumping
and selling it to Glenn

for a dollar an ounce.

It's Iranian saffron prices.

I guess I could go pump.

- What? No.
That--that'll take too long.

Just do it right here.
- No, that's weird.

- Come on, go for it.
Do it.

- [crying]

- All right, hey,
listen to me.

You're out of control, okay?

You're a baby,
your life is not that hard.

You're embarrassing yourself.

- [crying]

- All right, fine.

- It's just that when you
beat up that dog,

it really traumatized
those deaf kids.

- I will try
not to do that again.

Um...can we circle back
to your absences?

- Well, I only skip work
because you're always

telling racist jokes
and always making me

sit on your lap during
performance reviews.

- Okay.

- And I'm not the only one.

Sheila told me that
you're always making her

give you back rubs.

Right, Sheila?
- Um...yeah.

- Sheila.
- She did the same thing to me.

Then she put her fingers
in my mouth.

- Look, if we can just make up

whatever we want about
everyone,

well, then Sheila,
you put a bomb in your locker.

Boom.

And Terrence,
you stole $40 billion

from the cash register.

And Cheyenne,
you're going to jail,

because you poisoned
the Danishes,

and now Gary's gonna die.

Boo-hoo.
You're fired.

- What about a fundraiser?
We could do a bake sale.

- What would we do
with the money?

- I guess we pay off
the supplies

and then split anything
that was leftover.

- So wouldn't that just be
starting a baked goods company?

- Okay, how 'bout
we do a rally?

- [sighs]
- Put up some banners,

maybe get a band to play
or something?

- I know someone
at the local news.

I bet they would do
a story on it.

- No, guys, I say we get
some rafts,

and we get some paddles
and we take this guy down

Bay of Pigs style.

- You know Bay of Pigs
ended badly, right?

- For the pigs, maybe.

.

all: Hey, hey, ho, ho,
Duterte's gotta go.

Hey, hey...

- Wow, you guys got
the news to show up.

Doesn't that make you nervous?
- Not really.

I'm just one of those people
that shines through the lens.

- If it were me,
I'd probably be thinking,

"Sayid, don't criticize
the government on camera,

"because if it doesn't work
and you do get deported,

"you're definitely
getting tortured

and murdered over there."

Anyway, I'm gonna go play
Pokémon Go.

I hear there's a Snorlax
near the loading dock.

all: Gotta go.

Hey, hey, ho, ho,
Duterte...

- When I clean a window,
I use Windex.

When I clean the tiles,
I use Tilex.

But when I clean the floors--

Oh.

- [grunting]

[panting]

Janet, Sarah.

[panting]

Oh, um, I think a large bird

may have pooped in
my office wastebasket,

so if someone
could clean that up.

- He has lost his mind.

That man [bleep] in his office.

- All right, everybody,
you did it,

give yourselves a hand.

[applause]

Don't forget on your way out
to pick up a diploma.

There's a blank spot where
you can write in your name.

Or if you really want,
I can try to figure out

how to do it on the printer.

Let's go, come on.

[indistinct chatter]

- So, I kinda got in
my own head today

and probably
could have been cooler.

- Yeah, you sucked.

- For the record,
you did imply

I was a pill-popping
workplace predator.

- I did, that was awesome.

- Hey, ladies.

The guys from
the embalming seminar

invited us out for drinks.

They said they could show us
the dead bodies.

- I mean, I could get a drink.

- Dead bodies?
Hell yeah.

I haven't been to a dead body
party since high school.

- Oh.

- The Philippines may be
8,000 miles away,

but that isn't stopping
this protest against

its controversial president.

Mateo Liwanag is leading
the rally.

- Mateo, tell us,
why do you oppose Duterte?

- Um, well, "oppose" is,
uh, kind of a strong word.

Uh, I wouldn't say that
we "oppose" him.

- Right, right.

Yeah, we're--we're just, uh,
spreading awareness,

uh, and information
without judgment.

- What?
- Yes.

- So the group you started,

the St. Louis Society
Against Duterte,

is not actually
against Duterte?

- It's a big tent, you know?

Some of us are pro,
some of us are against.

Uh, and some are in the middle.

- Yeah, it's complicated,
you know?

There's good people on both--
on both sides.

- Yeah.

- What are you guys
talking about?

The guy's a monster.

- No, that's--I don't know...
- I never said "monster."

I mean, that is your opinion.
- Yeah, he--he...

- Hey, you better watch out,
Duterte.

You're a dead man.

When you wake up tomorrow,

you're gonna be
in a world of hurt,

'cause this guy right here,
he's a comin' for ya.

Mateo Liwanag.

And you remember that name...
- Don't...

- Mateo Liwanag.
- That's not my name.

- Ma-te-o.
- And cut.

- ♪ Arroro mi nino

♪ Arroro mi sol

- You like the baby,
you like the baby.

- I wouldn't say "like."

- Hey, guys.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

I--I got stuck,
but I can take Rose back now.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

- Oh.

- Oh, thank you
for watching her.

Daddy had a big day.

- You mean this is...

- A crime?
Yeah.