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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
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A light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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Through the rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's going to
stop me now
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JENNIFER:
Okay, it's your turn, Balki.
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Okay, Balki, pet peeve.
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"What bothers you most
about the person
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"sitting on your right?"
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Ooh. This should be good.
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This is very hard for me to say.
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The thing that bothers me most
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about cousin Larry
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is, he doesn't give
himself enough credit
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for all the good things he does.
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Forgive me if I've hurt you.
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Oh, it's okay.
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Okay, Mary Anne, your turn.
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Ooh. I get a pet peeve too,
just like you.
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(GIGGLES)
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Don't do that.
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Okay, "Name a fault
of the person sitting
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"across from you, or sing
a Barry Manilow song."
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ALL: Answer the question.
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Well, okay,
but it's a tough one.
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Well, there is this one
teeny little fault.
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It wouldn't be worth mentioning
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if I didn't want
to win the game.
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Come on.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Mary Anne, I don't do that.
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Yes, you do. Who's next?
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make a statement like that,
you have to explain it.
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Should I roll the dice for you?
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Not now, Larry.
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Now, what do you mean
I correct everything you do?
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All right, fine. For example,
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every time I check
the passengers' seat belts
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you follow right along
behind me checking them again.
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Well, I have to.
You're careless.
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-I am not.
-JENNIFER: Oh yeah?
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Last week you left the oven on.
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I was baking cookies.
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Well, I'm surprised
you had time to check the oven
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you spend so much time
in front of a mirror.
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Well, at least I don't put
my makeup on with a spray gun.
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This from a person
who snores like a teamster!
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I don't have to sit here
and take this from someone
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who can't remember
her real hair color.
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Goodnight.
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Oh! Oh, yeah?
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Well. Well, at least I didn't go
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to the prom with my brother!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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BALKI:
The screaming has stopped.
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I think the girls
must have made up.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Hi, Balki.
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I just wanted to say goodbye
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before I move out.
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Why you are moving out?
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Because I would rather eat glass
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than live with Jennifer!
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Mary Anne, you can't be serious.
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Cousin Larry's right.
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Glass is really tough
on your digestive system.
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Mary Anne,
Jennifer is your best friend.
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Ex-best friend.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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You can forget about
going to a hotel.
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You'll stay right here with us.
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Oh, Balki, I couldn't do that.
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Well, if you think that's best.
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No, no, no...
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Bush, bush, bush...
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Cousin Larry and I insist.
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Oh, you guys are the greatest.
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I'll try to stay
out of your way.
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Balki, you just made
a huge mistake.
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I'm sorry, cousin.
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Did you want to
give her your room?
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I'll go ask her.
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I mean, you put us right in
the middle of their argument.
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But, cousin, I'm just
helping Mary Anne.
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What you would say
if Jennifer wanted to stay here?
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Thank you, God.
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But that's not the point.
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I'm taking Mary Anne's side.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Mary Anne is my girlfriend.
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She'll be staying in my room.
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She'll be wearing my robe.
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She'll be using
my Mr. Ducky bubble bath.
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There is no way
Jennifer could get mad at you.
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-Oh, hi.
-Hey, guys.
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Mary Anne just moved out.
I'm so mad!
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Larry, I just need to talk.
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Well, you came to
the right place.
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Let's go to a coffee shop.
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Balki, where do you
keep the towels?
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Uh, Jennifer,
I think I can explain...
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The guys insisted I stay here.
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Well, that doesn't bother you,
does it, Jennifer?
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MARY ANNE SCREAMING)
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Sorry, Mary Anne.
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Oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELPING)
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(SIZZLES)
(LARRY YELPS)
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(GROANING)
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Whoa!
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(GROANING)
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(PANTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Hi, cousin.
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Balki, this has gone far enough.
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I haven't seen the inside
of our bathroom in a week.
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Well, the men's room
at the gas station is available.
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Although, if I were you
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I'd bring a little
409 along with me.
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Balki.
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Our lives have not been the same
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since Mary Anne moved in.
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We're crowded,
the place is a mess.
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Come on, cousin.
You're exaggerating.
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Good morning, everyone.
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If you'll be seated, we can
start our breakfast service.
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Can I put this in
the overhead bin for you, sir?
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Now, come on, cousin.
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Oh.
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For those of you seated
on the left side of the aircraft
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we're passing over Chicago.
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Would you care for some coffee?
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-Please.
-Please.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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(CLINKING)
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I would like pancakes, please.
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Larry, what would you like?
Pancakes or scrambled eggs?
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I'll have pancakes too.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
we just ran out of pancakes.
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Would eggs be all right?
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Fine.
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Well, enjoy your meal.
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If you'll excuse me,
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I think I'll go help out
the gang in coach.
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Balki, Mary Anne has to go.
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She's driving me crazy.
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Come on, cousin,
If Mary Anne moves out
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how will the girls
ever get back together?
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Balki, it's been a week!
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It's been a week,
and they're still not talking.
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They pass each other
on the stairs
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ice forms on the walls.
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Balki, there's no telling
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But, cousin, I can't ask
my girlfriend to move out.
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Anyway, I like
having her around.
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The way she combs her hair.
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The way she's changed my life.
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Well, great.
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Jennifer insists
I'm harboring the enemy.
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-She won't talk to me!
-Oh.
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Now, Balki, it's over.
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Mary Anne has to go,
I am going to tell her
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that she just can't
stay here anymore.
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-Get out of my way.
-Ha.
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(GASPS)
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Balki, I'm going
to tell Mary Anne
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she just can't
stay here anymore.
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And nothing you can do or say
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will change my mind!
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Surprise time.
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Well, before you do
there's something
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I'd like to say to both of you.
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I just want to thank you
for letting me stay here.
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And as a token
of my appreciation
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I want you to have
these watches.
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Those look expensive.
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Oh, they are.
I bought them in Geneva.
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I was gonna give them
to you for Christmas
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but you guys
have been so good to me
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I just couldn't wait.
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And this one's for you.
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Wow.
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Cousin, was there something
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you wanted to say to Mary Anne?
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Yeah see, Mary Anne, listen.
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(STAMMERING)
Look, I just have to
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Well, look, you just can't...
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know what a joy it is
having you stay with us.
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Uh, Jennifer, I am not
taking sides in this thing.
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I'm not the one who invited
Mary Anne to stay here.
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No. Uh, no, Jennifer,
I'm warning you.
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If you hang up on me again,
I am not calling you back.
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Hell... hello?
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Cousin, good news!
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Balki, Mary Anne is out of here.
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Cousin, I came up with a plan
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Well, good, then maybe
we can work on a plan
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to get Jennifer
and me back together.
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-Now, what's your plan?
-I reminded Mary Anne
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that her television set
was still upstairs
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and she went up to get it!
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Cousin, don't you see?
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When Mary Anne walks
in that room
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and she sees Jennifer
and they start talking
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the floodgates
of friendship will open up
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and irrigate them both with
the milk of human kindness!
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I don't believe it!
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Hey,
miss-have-a friend-for-20-years
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and-stab-her-in-the-back!
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JENNIFER: Yeah?
What is it, beans-for-brains?
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I want my television back.
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Well, I guess I told her.
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(CLATTERING)
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That does it! I'll show her!
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LARRY: Mary Anne,
what are you gonna do?
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I'm going to go out
and buy a new television!
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It's a good thing
I didn't remind
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Mary Anne about
her refrigerator.
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-And I have a plan!
-Oh, God!
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Balki, if we don't do something
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And the two of us are gonna
spend the rest of our lives
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with our tray tables
in the upright position!
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Let's hear the plan.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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LARRY: Thanks
for understanding, Jennifer.
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I'm glad we're talking again.
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I mean, um,
I'm living alone now.
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maybe we could go up to my place
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and, um, put on some soft music
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and, uh...
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decide what to do.
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Now?
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Now.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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No.
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No.
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No, Jennifer, I really think
it would be better if, uh,
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we just stay here and watch TV.
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Wait a minute, you would
rather stay here and watch TV
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than go upstairs with me?
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Yeah.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-Mary Anne.
-Jennifer.
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Well, isn't this
the darnedest surprise?
262
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,787
Cousin Larry! Jennifer!
263
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,091
Well, slap my face,
and call me Zsa-Zsa.
264
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,498
Oh, so now I see
what's going on.
265
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,734
Now, now. Hold on. Now, now.
Come on. Come on, now
266
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,569
Jennifer, just a minute.
267
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,410
Not so fast, pilgrim!
268
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,349
Balki, give me the key.
269
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,218
I don't think so.
270
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,720
-Ha!
-Well, then give me the key.
271
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,124
Double ha!
Oh, stop it! Stop it...
272
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,360
Larry, give me the key.
273
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,499
Give it to me. Give it to me...
274
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,735
-Ha!
-Ha!
275
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,505
-Ha!
-Ha!
276
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,611
There. Now, the door is locked.
277
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,381
The key is gone.
There's no way out.
278
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,217
Now, no one is leaving here
until you girls sit down
279
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,686
and get this mess settled.
280
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,754
Oh, yeah, well,
I'm calling a locksmith
281
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,590
to get me out of here.
282
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,459
Call two locksmiths.
I want to get out of here too.
283
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,164
All right, Balki.
We've done what we can.
284
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,465
Let's just forget it.
285
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,701
These two are never
gonna get back together.
286
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,737
Oh, come on, cousin,
You can't just give up.
287
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,374
Just because two turtledoves
want to fly the coop
288
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,942
don't mean you make it
easy for them
289
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,677
and buy them tickets to Miami.
290
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,281
Get me a locksmith too.
291
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,754
I got to get out of here. I am
tired of this Mypos garbage.
292
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,625
"Every barnyard
has a silver lining."
293
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,761
Give me a break.
294
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,765
Well, I was just
trying to be nice.
295
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,934
Something you might
want to try sometime,
296
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,769
you big babasticki-head!
297
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,342
Well, let me tell you something.
298
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,044
"When you lie down with sheep
299
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,412
"you wake up with ticks."
300
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,788
"Sticks and stones
may hurt Shirley Jones,
301
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,960
"but nerds will never harm me."
302
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,497
-Guys.
-Oh, yeah?
303
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,866
You've lived in this country
for four years!
304
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,901
Why don't you learn
the language?
305
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,306
I know enough
of the language to tell you
306
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,476
what I think of you
in most uncertain terms!
307
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,781
Oh, yeah?
308
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,283
and you're short!
309
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,856
This, from a man
who names his shoes.
310
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,525
Well, if that bothers you
311
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,428
maybe I'll just
lace up Phil and Andy
312
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,896
and walk right out of here.
313
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,335
Guys. Guys,
you can't just throw away
314
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:39,272
a friendship like that.
315
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,040
I've dreamed of living alone.
316
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:48,114
Get yourself another roommate.
317
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,984
But good friendships aren't.
318
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,920
Petty disagreements?
What, like moving out
319
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,022
because someone insults
your hair color?
320
00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,992
That happened to you too?
321
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,097
Uh, Mary Anne,
they're talking about us.
322
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,634
They're trying
to show us that we're letting
323
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,802
petty disagreements
break up a friendship.
324
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,539
Now, come on, girls.
325
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,040
This has gone on long enough.
326
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,409
It's time for you
to say you're sorry.
327
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:31,958
-I'm sorry, Mary Anne.
-I'm sorry, Jennifer.
328
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,927
Oh!
329
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,801
Thanks for showing us
how silly we were.
330
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,570
Oh...
331
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,673
You made it easy.
332
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,621
Hey, good friends
are hard to come by.
333
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,491
Cousin Larry's right.
We're all very lucky.
334
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,993
Hey, I got a great idea.
335
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:10,096
Why don't we all go out
to dinner, and celebrate?
336
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,466
-That's a great idea.
-But we're locked in.
337
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,736
No. This is the real key.
338
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,617
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