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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna put ice cream
in the punch.
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You don't
put it in now!
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It's gonna melt
before Balki gets here.
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Well, you, you're
putting the soda in!
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Soda doesn't melt.
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Don't you know anything
about making punch?
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Oh, I can
make a punch!
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Maybe, I should have gone
down to the school with Balki.
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Uh, he was so nervous.
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Larry, you can't take
his entrance exam for him.
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It's just one of those things
has to do on his own.
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But getting into college
is so important to Balki.
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Gosh! Balki going to college?
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It seems like he just
graduated from high school.
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He did just graduate
from high school.
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Oh, right.
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You know, I don't know what
the big deal is about college?
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I went to college,
and other than learning
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I didn't get
a thing out of it.
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All right, Balki
going to college.
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I can't believe
he's come so far so fast.
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And if you had seen him when he
first walked through my door,
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you wouldn't have thought
he was college material.
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Am I looking up
Larry Appleton?
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Larry Appleton.
That's me.
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Larry, Larry, Larry!
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I look
everywhere for you!
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I walked the streets,
I searched the alleys.
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I say to everyone,
"Have you seen Larry?"
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You don't know how many people
have never heard of you!
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But now I find you
and I'm safe, I'm safe!
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Yes, yes,
now you're safe.
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Who are you?
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I'm Balki Bartokomous.
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Philo, my fifth cousin,
three times removed,
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is a step-uncle to your father
on my mother's side
two continents removed.
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I see, so we're
sort of related by rumor.
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America.
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Land of my dreams...
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Home of the Whopper.
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You mean, that's why you two
got to be roommates?
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Balki just showed up
on your doorstep one day?
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Yeah.
He was a real babe
in the woods.
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Yeah, if I hadn't taken
him under my wing,
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He had no experience
with women.
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I had to teach
him everything.
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You know, Balki told me
about the time
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you took him
to that singles bar...
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He did?
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Uh, the way Balki tells it,
you were both
babes in the woods.
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So, Larry took Balki to
a singles bar so he
could meet women...
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So, this is one
of your American mating places?
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Meeting.
A meeting place.
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People meet each other here.
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They mate somewhere else.
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Go slow. Take it easy.
Be cool.
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I know how to be cool.
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Hey, mama, you be getting down
with you bad self.
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What are you doing?
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All right, let's
get this over with
so I can go home.
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Now, the first thing is
what we call eye contact.
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Eye contact.
Like The Three Stooges?
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All right, I'm going,
I'm out...
No, no, cousin, cousin.
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Okay. Okay.
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Look, for safety's sake, we had
better define eye contact.
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You look, look
into a woman's eyes
from across the room,
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and if she looks back, you know,
and you kind of hold the look,
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that's eye contact.
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Like that woman
is looking at you?
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What woman?
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Don't point.
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After you've made,
uh, eye contact,
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you work your way
over to the woman
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and, uh, use
your opening line.
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Something like, uh
"You come here often?"
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"Can I buy you
a drink?"
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"Didn't we meet
in the Oval Office?"
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Things like that.
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Can I try it?
Oh... Okay.
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I have made
eye contact.
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Oh, boy.
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Can I try my opening line?
All right, go ahead.
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Just, uh, don't
tell her you know me.
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Hello.
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Do you
come here often?
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No.
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Excuse us.
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You were one step away
from throwing yourself
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at that woman's feet,
weren't you?
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Old habits die hard.
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Why don't you show me,
Cousin Larry?
You're the expert.
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Look, look, I just don't
like these places.
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And besides, I'm...
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Uh... I really don't
wanna meet anyone.
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That woman is still
looking at you.
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She is?
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Yes, she is.
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Oh, my God,
she is.
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Go ahead and get her,
you love-devil.
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All right... But this
is a little faster
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than I usually
like to operate.
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I'm only doing this
for you.
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So...
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Balki...
Balki.
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Balki!
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I wish, I wish
I could've seen that.
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I'm a sucker
for a cheap laugh.
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Uh, you know, I don't mean
to split hairs here,
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but, uh, that is
not at all the way
I remember it.
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Well, did the guy
beat you up or not?
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Well...
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Uh...
"Beat up"
is such a strong term.
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Sounds like he got
his butt kicked.
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and I have been
there for him.
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I mean, for instance, the time
he invited his friend Gina
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to stay with us while
her husband was out of town...
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Gina, isn't she the one
who had her baby
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while she was
staying with you?
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Yes, in the middle
of the night.
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And if I had not been there
with one of my foolproof plans,
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well, there is no telling
what would've happened.
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Uh, the way I heard it
your plan sort of fell apart!
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Well...
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Balki, it's time.
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Gina
Yes.
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Ah, Gina, how exciting!
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Little baby.
Mmm.
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Why is the light on?
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The, the baby's
coming, Larry.
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What baby?
Who are you?
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Why am I holding a sheep?
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He doesn't
wake up well.
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Cousin, it's Gina.
Remember the plan?
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The plan? Yes.
Of course, I remember the plan.
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It's my plan.
All right.
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No need to worry.
First babies take a long time.
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Oh, well, Larry,
I've been in labor a long time.
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Why didn't you tell us?
Well, I didn't wanna
bother you.
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You were up so late.
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All right.
Don't panic!
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Go!
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Are you all right?
Yes. Yes, I'm okay.
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What are you doing?
Calling the hospital.
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Calling the hospital
is my job.
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You get the suitcase!
But...
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I called the hospital last time.
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Look, I gave you
a chance to prove
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"Hello, hospital?
Baby is coming."
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Cavemen are
more articulate!
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Could you please hurry?
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Hello, hospital?
The baby is coming.
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Brilliant!
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We get to the hospital,
they'll probably figure out
why I'm there.
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Good thinking.
Okay. All right.
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No need to panic.
Everything is under control.
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All right, I get the note
and we are gone...
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Yes!
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My keys. My keys.
Where are my keys?
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They're in your pants.
Where are my pants?
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Where is the closet?
Where is the closet?
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Cousin...
Look, look.
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Cousin...
Don't cousin me now.
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Look, look,
I don't have my keys.
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I don't have my pants.
I can't do this!
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She'll just have to have
the baby at some other time!
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Why don't you help me?
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Oh. Oh, I see.
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You're trying to make me
look bad in front of Gina.
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Where is Gina?
Where is the mother?
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We can't do this
without the mother!
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Cousin.
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Someday you'll forgive me
for this.
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Feel better?
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No.
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Can we go have a baby now?
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Okay.
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I'll follow you.
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Where're you going?
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To the hospital.
Right, yes.
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Gina, there you are.
Thank God!
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You know, I'm a little worried
about Balki.
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Shouldn't he be finished
with his exam by now?
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What if he sat down
to take the test and froze up?
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I mean, what if
his mind went blank
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and he couldn't
remember a thing?
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And he started
hyperventilating...
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You mean, like what
happens to you
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All right.
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All right. I'm just not
gonna talk anymore.
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That way no one
can make fun of me.
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Ladies, ladies,
we're all a little edgy
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because we're worried
about Balki.
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Oh, but maybe I should
have gone down there with him.
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He always needs me
to get through
these pressure situations.
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You know, if I
wasn't there to help him,
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Wait a minute.
I was there.
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And I wouldn't call
what you did help.
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Now Gorpley was looking
for a reason to fire Balki.
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And Larry was trying to write
his first article
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for the newspaper,
when all of a sudden...
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You've finished?
Yes, yes, yes.
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I'm finished.
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Yes. I'm sorry it take so long,
but I thought that I would
alphabeticalize them.
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Is that okay?
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You think you're pretty smart,
don't you?
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Well, I'm no
Sam Donaldson, but...
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We'll see
how smart you are.
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I need 100 copies
of this flyer.
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You've got 10 minutes.
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Oh, but guess what?
The copy machine is broke.
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Hey, relax,
I'm looking out for you.
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You can use
the mimeograph machine.
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See, I even got your stencil.
All ready to go.
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Ten minutes,
Bartokomous.
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Now, if you can't
do the job...
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I know someone who can.
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00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,925
Balki, you need help with
the mimeograph machine?
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Oh, no, no, cousin.
Good.
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Just...
Point it out to me.
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Back here, look here.
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All right.
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All right, get the stencil!
Okay.
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Okay, get the paper.
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Paper.
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Paper.
Okay. Stencil's on.
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Paper goes in here
and turn it on here.
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Get it?
Got it.
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Good.
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00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,641
How's it going, Balki?
Oh, it's going fine!
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Just, just dandy.
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00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,945
You just finish
your article.
251
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,084
Balki.
No, no. No problem.
252
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,518
No problem, cousin.
253
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,888
Appleby?
Uh, yes, sir.
254
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,856
I need that article
in five minutes.
255
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,693
Yes, sir.
Appleton, sir, Appleton.
256
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,364
All right.
Cousin, no!
257
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,100
You have to do
your article.
258
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,035
Balki, look, I can
do this in just...
259
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,371
Cousin, you only have
five minutes and you just...
260
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,240
I'll just take
a look at this here.
261
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,442
All right, look, see,
here's the problem.
262
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,944
You got all these papers
jammed under the drum, here.
263
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,180
All right.
264
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,616
Oh, all right. Oops!
Get the basket!
265
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,084
The basket?
The paper basket!
266
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,020
The paper basket.
267
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:58,791
BALKI: I got it.
268
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,027
It's alive!
269
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,961
And it's hungry!
270
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,596
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
271
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,333
It, it...
I can't!
272
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,374
Balki, Balki!
What?
273
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,043
The plug, the plug,
the plug.
274
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,478
The plug?
The plug. The plug, Balki.
275
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,712
The plug!
276
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,286
Ow. Ow.
277
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,689
I did it!
Oh!
278
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:36,929
Mr. Burns, something came up
and I still have a bit of
polishing to do.
279
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,099
This is, this is news,
not silverware.
280
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,600
I need a story!
281
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:45,038
Mr. Burns, it was my fault.
282
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,907
Well, actually,
that's not the final,
final version.
283
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,809
If I could just have a...
It's pretty good.
284
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,744
Well, Mr. Burns, if I could
only... Pretty good?
285
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,714
I'd say, for your first
assignment,
it's pretty good.
286
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,352
See you on Monday,
Appleton.
287
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,687
Then maybe
you can explain to me
288
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,190
why you were trying
to mimeograph your tie!
289
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:13,300
Okay. Okay, all right.
290
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,435
But that was
an exception.
291
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,438
I mean, more often than not
he wouldn't know what to do
292
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,040
unless I led him
by the hand.
293
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,743
Come on, you guys
know that!
294
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,646
I mean, why do I feel like
I'm defending myself?
295
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,483
Think of all the times
that if I wasn't there
296
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,686
he wouldn't know
what to do.
297
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,694
Jennifer, you can think
of something.
298
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,164
Oh, of course I can.
299
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,669
Harriette?
I got nothin', baby.
300
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,075
I don't want to open myself
to insults.
301
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,346
I've got one.
Yeah, there. You see?
302
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,949
I remember the time you
taught Balki all about plumbing.
303
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,351
You see, Jennifer and I
were out of town
304
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,486
and Larry offered
to fix our shower.
305
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,488
And so he and Balki went up
there while we were...
306
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:15,061
Boy, cousin.
307
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,831
If you want
to make an omelet,
you've got to break some eggs.
308
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,512
Boy, this spackle
must be amazing stuff.
309
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,815
Yes, it is.
310
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,653
Now, what do you say
we button this job up?
311
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,655
Jennifer and Mary Anne
will be back tonight.
312
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,298
Cousin...
313
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,500
Where does this go?
314
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,786
Trash.
315
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,262
Well, I think we're ready
to test this baby.
316
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,461
It's broken.
317
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,229
No!
318
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,616
Well, do something!
319
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,002
Don't look at me!
320
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,406
Find the cut-off valve!
321
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,973
I think it's underneath
the sink!
322
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,743
Then turn it off!
But I can't...
323
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,911
Turn it off!
324
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,114
Cousin, I can't!
My fingers are stuck.
325
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,682
Go on without me,
cousin.
326
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,250
Save yourself!
327
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,387
Ahhh!
328
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,373
Balki, get up!
329
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:46,639
Well...
330
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,412
Maybe that wasn't
a good example.
331
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,947
I guess I'm wrong.
332
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:58,885
I haven't been
helping Balki.
333
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,887
I've been
holding him back.
334
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,523
Oh, my God!
335
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:08,060
I helped him study
for his entrance exam.
336
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:11,731
He probably went
down there and failed
all because of me.
337
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,034
I should get out
of his life.
338
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,671
Look at me!
I'm a college man!
339
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,274
Balki, you did it!
340
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,576
All right,
all right.
341
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,144
For he's a jolly good...
342
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:29,281
No, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
343
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,750
there's something
I want to say.
344
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,785
Like so many other things
that have happened to me
345
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,621
since I come
to this country,
346
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,956
I couldn't have done this
without my Cousin Larry.
347
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,060
Really?
Well, yes!
348
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:45,264
Did you hear that?
349
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,667
What was it? The coaching I gave
you on language section?
350
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,069
Or the work I did with you
on the math drills?
351
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,972
Or the mnemonic coding
I gave you to remember
the history dates?
352
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,708
Well, those were all great
but I was referring
to the fact
353
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,777
that you loaned me
your pencil.
354
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,748
Oh, come on, cousin,
I'm just kidding.
355
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,150
That's, that's college humor.
356
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:09,388
Cousin, what do you say?
357
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,790
Di, di, di, di
358
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,391
Di, di, di, di, di
359
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,560
Hey, hey, hey, hey
360
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,294
Hey, hey, hey
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