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("NOTHING'S GONNA
STOP ME NOW" PLAYING)
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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you
just get a feeling
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Like you need some
kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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And a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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To the rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life
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And my dream
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And nothing's
gonna stop me now
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Thanks for letting me
drive, Harriette.
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When do I get
to do it again?
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How about
"The Twelfth Of Never?"
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I'll pencil you in.
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So, are you and Larry
going with us
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on the company camping trip?
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Oh, I am, but,
uh, Cousin Larry
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don't do well
out of doors.
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I know my Cousin Larry
like the back of my hand
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there's no way, no how,
Cousin Larry is going camping.
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Balki...
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...we're going camping.
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Bad call.
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Cousin,
I don't understand.
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You said you hate camping.
I do.
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But, Jennifer loves it.
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She thinks it's romantic.
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for a romantic weekend.
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Wait a minute, cousin.
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I'm getting a deja voodoo.
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The last time you tried
to get Jennifer away
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for a romantic weekend,
was the time you took us skiing
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which resulted in our being
trapped in an avalanche.
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Jennifer has forgotten
all about that.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, that's interesting
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I would have thought
it would be hard
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to forget
being buried alive.
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Hi, guys.
Hi, Jennifer.
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Are you ready
to go to lunch?
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How would you like
to go camping?
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I'd love it.
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Oh, you mean
with you?
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The memory
lingers on.
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You know,
I still hyperventilate
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every time
I pass a ski shop.
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Slip it over your head
and do
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Like this, right?
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Okay, okay, hey,
people, people, people.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Doesn't "Forgive and forget"
mean anything?
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No.
No.
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This trip will be different.
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It's totally organized.
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We'll be with a big group.
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I don't know.
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You...
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...the woods...
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...so much could go wrong.
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You're right. You're right,
you are absolutely right.
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I couldn't agree
with you more.
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And, and, and I wouldn't even
go camping with just me.
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And that's why, uh...
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...that's why, uh,
uh, that's why
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Balki is going to be
the camping leader.
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I am?
Didn't I tell you that?
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No.
Where's my head?
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I'm going to be
the leader?
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Yes.
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Well, you weren't
ready before.
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No.
No, now you are.
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Yes.
Yes?
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Balki is a master
of the wilderness.
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Why, he was practically
born outdoors.
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I was born outdoors.
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Well, there you are.
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Can I pick
a leader or what?
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Well, I guess if Balki
is going to lead--
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You'll go. Great.
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Balki, you wanna
lead us to lunch?
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Well, this is fun,
let's see...
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...how would you
like to go to
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"Liver And Waffles?"
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Well, if you don't mind
the drive-thru
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there's always
Eels On Wheels.
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Uh, Larry why don't
you lead this one?
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Yeah.
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Well, uh,
there's always
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Jack's Escargo-go with
the little snails that go...
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Cousin...
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...Mary Anne
said that, uh...
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...that, that she
would be, um...
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...coming with us.
What is all this?
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Balki, this is what we
need to go camping.
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Here's your state-of-the-art
all-season tent.
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Your self-contained,
self-igniting propane stove.
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camping lantern
with optional bug light.
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Cousin, you're
bringing beer?
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Bug light.
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Bug light.
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But, cousin, I, I thought
the idea of camping
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was just man and nature
with nothing in between.
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Don't you think
I know that?
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And hey, if it were
just you and me...
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...I'd bring nothing
but my trusty hunting knife.
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But, we're bringing women.
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Well, cousin, on Mypos
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when we bring women,
it's easier.
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They do all
the heavy lifting.
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And would Jennifer
and Mary Anne
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were like
that hardy breed
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but they're not.
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Roughing it does not make
American women feel romantic
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comfort does.
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Well, I want them
to feel comfortable
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but "Good Golly, Miss Molly,"
do we really need all this?
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I'm still undecided
about the portable shower.
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What's this?
Ah.
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Take your shoes off
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step into this baby,
give it a try.
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This...
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...is a top-of-the-line
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all-weather...
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...water-proof sleeping bag.
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And, when nestled
on a Nature Sleep
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super-soft air mattress
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it provides comfort
and warmth.
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Two of the ingredients
necessary
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for a romantic camping trip.
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In fact, the man at the store
said that in the event
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of an emergency, two people
could fit in this bag.
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Well, I think he sold you
a bill of rights.
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There's no way you can get
two people in here.
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Sure you can.
No, I don't think so.
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Well...
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What are you doing?
I'll show you.
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Well, I, Cousin, can I
just save you some time?
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There's no way two people
are gonna fit in this bag.
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Well, let me save you
some time.
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All right, there's, you know,
there's other things
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we could be doing,
this is...
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...this is eating up my day,
you know.
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I, I...
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There, are
you satisfied?
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Well, I'll be
snookered.
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Two people can fit in here.
Mm-hmm.
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But they'll have to take
turns breathing.
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And if it gets really cold...
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...you just put on
the hood.
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My, it's cozy in here.
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Balki, the goose
down in this bag
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What, what?
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There's a goose,
down in this bag?
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No, no, no, Balki,
no, no, stop it.
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Balki, just, don't,
you're hysterical.
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Balki, stop it.
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Ow! Stop it!
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Oh, I'd better
stop it, stop it!
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Feathers.
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Goose feathers.
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The goose feathers
in the lining of this bag
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will protect us,
down to a temperature
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of 60 below.
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Well, cousin, I'm sorry.
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As a child...
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...I had a very traumatic
experience with a goose.
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I'll bet you did.
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Would you like
to get that or shall I?
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The zipper is stuck.
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Too bad you didn't
get a sleeping bag
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with a phone in it.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Hopping, hopping.
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Hopping, hop.
All right, here.
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Hop, hop, hop.
Hopping, hopping, hop.
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All right, all right.
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You talk, I'll listen.
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Hello, hello?
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Balki.
Hello, hello?
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Balki.
Hello, hello?
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Balki.
Hello, hello?
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Balki!
Aah!
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What is it?
They hung up.
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Oh.
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We've got to get out
of this thing.
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No kidding.
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Who is it?
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JENNIFER:
It's Jennifer.
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Uh, just a minute.
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Uh, just a minute.
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Uh, oh, over here,
over here.
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All right, all right.
Now, hopping, hopping.
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Hop, hop, hop.
Hopping, hop, hop.
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Hop, hop, hop.
Hop, hop, hop.
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IN UNISON:
Hi!
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Hi, uh, I was just wondering
when we were...
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Is this a bad time?
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Oh, no, uh, we,
we were just, uh...
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...testing
this sleeping bag.
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Yeah, what do you think, Balki,
uh, passed the stress test?
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Yeah, couple more hours
and we should know for sure.
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Oh, uh, Jennifer, uh,
have any gear you need tested?
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Uh, no, I was just wondering
what time
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we were leaving in the morning.
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Oh.
Oh, uh, let's see.
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You're gonna dry your hair
or just let it air
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...uh, out the door
by six o'clock, uh...
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6:15?
6:15?
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Fine.
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Uh, Balki is still
our camping leader, right?
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Oh, sure.
Oh.
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You never said
a truer thing, yes.
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Lead on, lead on.
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Bye-Bye.
Bye.
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You don't think she noticed
anything wrong, do you?
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No, no.
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I think she probably
sees two men
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wearing a sleeping bag
each and every day.
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Small setback,
small setback.
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Cousin, wake up
and smell the propane.
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We're trapped and we haven't
even left the apartment yet.
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All right, everybody
in my group over here!
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Gather 'round
the picnic table!
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Now, I'd like to take
this opportunity
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to point out that the tip
for the group leader
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is not included
in the price of the trip.
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Are you gonna wear
that all weekend?
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I'm starting
to get a migraine.
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If there are any hunters
in the woods
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I wanna make sure
they see me.
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See you?
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Hang a couple of lights
on your butt
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and airplanes
will land on your back!
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Why do you always
do that to me?
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Why do you undermine
my self-confidence...
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Oh, Mary Anne,
isn't this wonderful?
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This is great.
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...well, I guess
I've never camped out.
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Now, remember, campers,
this is not a zoo.
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Do not pet or feed
the animals.
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This is their home.
Try to respect that.
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Larry, come on.
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Yeah, I'm coming,
I'm coming.
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Larry, are you sure you don't
want any help with that?
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Oh, no, I'm fine,
I'm fine.
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If I can't carry twice
my body weight in camping gear
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I don't deserve
to go camping.
258
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,445
Uh, now, can I have
your attention?
259
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,248
All Chronicle campers,
please go down the path
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00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,850
to the corral
where you'll be given a mule
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to take you to the campsite.
262
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,355
And remember,
those mules can bite.
263
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,765
Aren't you guys coming?
264
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,068
Balki, we need to talk.
265
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,875
Did you see
the girl's faces
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00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,144
when the man
mentioned mules?
267
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:20,087
Well, I did.
They were not happy campers.
268
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,289
Well, Cousin, how else we're
gonna get to the campsite?
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00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,390
Oh, huh.
270
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,557
Oh! Look!
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00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,826
Rafts!
272
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,062
Well, Balki,
this is perfect!
273
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,598
The campsite is right
on the river.
274
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,967
We'll rent a raft,
the river
275
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,169
will take us slowly
to the campsite
276
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,305
what could be
more romantic?
277
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,940
Shearing a sheep
with the woman you love?
278
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,578
But that's not the point.
279
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,314
The point is,
as leader
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00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,517
I veto the rafts
and I go for the mules.
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00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,620
Balki, Balki, I...
282
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,256
...I didn't wanna bring
this up before
283
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:59,426
uh, because you were doing so
well as leader, but technically
284
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,863
technically,
your leadership doesn't begin
285
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,599
until we
get to the campsite.
286
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,336
You never
mentioned that.
287
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,872
Well, I didn't think
it was necessary.
288
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,141
"Camping leader!"
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00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,646
the camping leader,
that's you...
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00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:24,084
...will be in charge
of the camping.
291
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:27,154
But it is my responsibility
to get us there.
292
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,057
Wow!
293
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,695
I had no idea there was such
a subtle division of leadership.
294
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,430
Well, now, you do.
295
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,498
Follow me.
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00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,303
Hi.
Hi.
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00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,373
We'd like to rent a raft,
large enough for four.
298
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,940
Okay.
299
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,210
That's $30 a day
for the raft.
300
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,678
Are you guys
gonna need a guide?
301
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,745
No.
Yes.
302
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,683
Excuse us.
Certainly.
303
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,552
What, uh...
304
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,722
What are you doing?
305
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,124
Well, Cousin, I thought
it might be nice
306
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:10,130
to take a guide.
307
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,398
Pay attention.
308
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,006
Well, cousin, I think it's
a tad more complicated
than that.
309
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,509
Oh, you do?
Yes, I do.
310
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,212
All right. Well, Balki,
let me ask you a question.
311
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,979
How many rivers
have you been on?
312
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,615
How many?
How many rivers?
313
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:32,085
How many rivers
have you been on
314
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,754
None.
None?
315
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,123
in a rubber raft
in America?
316
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,590
That is correct.
Well, I have.
317
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,593
And I say
we don't need a guide.
318
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,630
Pay attention!
319
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,697
Balki!
320
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,900
Look, we sit
in the raft
321
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,069
with Jennifer
and Mary Anne.
322
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,106
The river slowly
takes us to the campsite.
323
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,442
We glide up,
we get out.
324
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,278
I take charge--
Yeah, yeah, sure.
325
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:01,448
The point is,
everyone will have fun
326
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,283
cause we'll be rollin'
327
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,318
Rolling?
Rollin'.
328
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,820
Rolling?
Rollin' on the river.
329
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,390
Rolling on the river?
330
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,825
Left a good job in the city
331
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,297
Workin' for the man
every night and day
332
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,733
And I never lost
a minute of sleepin'
333
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,003
Worrying 'bout the way
things might have been
334
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,706
Big wheel keep on turnin'
335
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,041
Proud Mary keep on burnin'
336
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,123
Well, I think we all have
to agree that this is absolutely
337
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,294
the best time we have
ever had out of doors.
338
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,699
Oh, look, a deer.
339
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,771
ALL: Oh!
340
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,507
It looks
just like Bambi.
341
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,310
ALL: Oh!
342
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:08,348
Oh, Larry, it's absolutely
beautiful out here.
343
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,517
It is, isn't it?
344
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,852
Ah, nature.
345
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,456
I love it.
346
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,796
Now, I have three kinds
of cheesecake.
347
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,766
Almond
348
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,201
chocolate chip
349
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,470
and Grand Marnier.
350
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,374
Cousin, uh, there's an important
decision to be made.
351
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,509
Mm-hmm. You're absolutely
right, Balki.
352
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,046
Almond, chocolate chip
353
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,215
or Grand Marnier?
354
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,518
I, no, the river
has a fork in the road.
355
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,853
Which way should we go?
356
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,361
Now, uh, let's see...
357
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,697
...the, uh, the map says
358
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,899
we go...left.
359
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,770
Well, that may be what the map
says, but I'm telling you
360
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:07,640
Mother Nature is whispering in
my ear that we should go right.
361
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,510
Isn't that cute?
362
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,645
Mother Nature is
whispering in his ear.
363
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,582
Well, maybe Mother Nature
hasn't looked at the map.
364
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:22,655
Now...almond, chocolate chip
or Grand Marnier?
365
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,769
Uh, cousin,
I think we have a problem.
366
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,306
No kidding,
we're out of champagne.
367
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,341
I knew I should
have brought more.
368
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,911
No, cousin, I think the river
is getting angry at us.
369
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,284
LARRY: No big deal.
Uh, let's just paddle.
370
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,759
Larry, aren't we going a lot
faster than we were before?
371
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,995
Well, well,
maybe a couple of knots.
372
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,098
Speed is hard to judge
when you're on the water.
373
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,834
MARY ANNE:
Ah! Look out, Larry!
374
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,639
Danger, on the other hand,
is rather easy to judge!
375
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,907
On the other hand
is rock, rock!
376
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,349
Don't panic!
377
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,384
We can do this!
378
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,986
People go down
rivers every day.
379
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,555
How hard can it be?
380
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,692
Cousin, this is not the log ride
at Knott's Berry Farm!
381
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,096
Harder!
We have to paddle!
382
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,709
Balki!
Balki!
383
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,581
Stop it! Stop it!
384
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,654
There. Huh, huh?
385
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,756
That wasn't so bad.
386
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,257
No.
387
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,527
LARRY:
Just a little white water.
388
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,028
I think we're okay.
389
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,665
What's that sound?
390
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,467
I've heard
that sound before.
391
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:15,668
You have?
392
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,670
Yeah, on my trip
to Niagara Falls.
393
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:22,609
ALL: Niagara Falls!
394
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,477
Paddle! Paddle to the right!
To the right. To the right!
395
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,145
What? All right!
To the left!
396
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,480
To the left!
397
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,854
No. Cousin!
Larry, Larry.
398
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,779
Balki, I can't swim!
399
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,781
JENNIFER:
Hold on, I'll save you.
400
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,450
JENNIFER:
Mary Anne, I can't swim!
401
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,418
JENNIFER:
Oh, no. No! Ah!
402
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,788
MARY ANNE:
Save me!
403
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,056
MARY ANNE:
I can't swim!
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