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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's
gonna stop me now
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Bartokomous. Where do you
think you're going?
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Well, uh, since it's quitting
time, I was thinking
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I was going outside
to Cousin Larry's car.
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Because sometimes--
Bartokomous.
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You can't fool me. You are not
going anywhere until you compile
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that new office directory.
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I guess that means you'll be
working late tonight.
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Well, no, because
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I already finish it.
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What--
Look.
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and indexed and cross-referenced
according to blood type.
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And look...
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If anybody needs
blood type O,
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this little baby tell them
where to go.
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Keep smiling, Bartokomous.
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Your days here
are numbered.
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I'm so flattered you would
take the time to count them.
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It makes me feel
kind of special.
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Oh, you're special,
all right.
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Balki, I won. I won.
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The winning was done by me.
I was the one who won.
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I won. I won.
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I won the lottery.
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The lottery? Oh.
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Miss Lydia. Blow my mind,
why don't you?
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What's the lottery?
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Uh, let me take this one.
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Sugar, the lottery is a game
run by the state
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to raise money
for the schools.
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Now, you see,
you pick six numbers
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and if it's the right six,
you could win $28 million.
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Miss Lydia.
You won $28 million?
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Actually, I won $100.
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Five minutes ago, it seemed
like a lot of money.
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Well, another edition put to bed
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and once again I had absolutely
nothing to do with it.
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Cousin, do you know anything
about the lottery?
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Oh, sure, Balki. The lottery is
a scam run by the state
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to take advantage of people who
didn't show up when they were
passing out brains.
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Right, Lydia?
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Drop dead, Larry.
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Thanks a lot. Now I've got to
listen to her whine
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all the way to the fifth floor.
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I cannot believe
that he said that to me--
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Oh, shoot.
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Cousin, I want play the lottery.
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No. You can't play
the lottery. No, Balki.
I want play the lottery--
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The chances of winning
the lottery are astronomical.
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Well, if it's good enough
for our space program
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it's good enough for me.
No, no. Balki, Balki.
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You got a better chance
of getting hit by a car.
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Well, sure I do, but...
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...who wants to buy
a ticket for that?
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No, Balki. You're not playing
the lottery.
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No, Balki. Balki. Balki...
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If I were a rich man
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If I were a wealthy man...
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I can't believe that after
everything I said
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you still bought
a lottery ticket.
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I can't believe you give
me the dollar.
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No, I didn't give you
the dollar.
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I lent you the dollar
and I want it back.
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Okay, cousin.
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Here you go. But first,
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I would like to offer
you the opportunity
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to buy half
my lottery ticket.
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No, thanks.
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Cousin, after all,
you took me in,
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you gave me shelter,
you feed me, you--
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Just give me my dollar
and we'll call it even.
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But Cousin,
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I'm a simple sheepherder.
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My needs are few.
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I don't need $28 million.
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I think I could
slide by with 14 million.
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I just want the money
you owe me,
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Balki, look, let me
teach you a little lesson
in economic reality.
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Will this be
followed by a short
question and answer period?
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Just listen.
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This is a nice,
crisp dollar bill.
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Let me read for just a moment.
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"This note is legal tender for
all debts, public and private."
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That means I can buy
things with it.
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I give this to someone and they
give me things I want.
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This, on the other hand,
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is a totally worthless
piece of paper.
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You cannot buy anything
with this, nothing.
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Zip, zero, zilch.
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No one with an ounce of common
sense would trade this
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for this.
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Unless this
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were worth
28 million of those.
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I wouldn't have to work
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Hurry up, Balki, it's almost
time for the drawing.
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Wouldn't it be great
if one of us actually won?
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Oh. If I won I'd buy
the airline.
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Then I could make up the
schedule so I don't have
to work double shifts.
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You would buy the airline
just so you could change
your schedule?
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Well, yes.
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And then I'd decrease my
holdings but maintain
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a controlling interest,
initiate a three-for-one
stock split
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and roll my money
into high yield junk bonds.
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What about you, Larry? What
would you do with $28 million?
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Sorry, Jennifer,
I'm a newspaper man.
My beat is reality.
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This is the part where he takes
the fun out of the evening.
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Balki, what would you do
if you won the lottery?
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Well, um, first I would
take a big chunk
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and pay off the Myposian
national debt.
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Balki, the entire national debt?
How much is that?
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$635.
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And then after my country
is back on her feet
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I would love to do something
for the poor people of Chicago.
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I'd love to give homes
to the homeless,
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jobs to the jobless,
shifts to the shiftless.
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Balki, that is so sweet.
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Oh, look, they're doing
the drawing.
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Balki, where's your ticket?
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I hide it away in a safe place,
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but don't worry, I write
the numbers down right here.
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MALE ANNOUNCER:
All right, everybody, get
your lottery tickets ready.
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Cousin, I can't stand
the suspense.
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Please, you check
the numbers for me?
Oh, golly gee, Balki.
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You're gonna trust me
with the winning numbers?
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Back off, cousin,
just check the numbers.
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MALE ANNOUNCER: Fifteen...
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Thirty-two...
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Fifty-two...
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Twenty-one...
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Twenty-four...
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...and thirty-four.
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Let's go over
those numbers again.
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Well, that's it for me.
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Balki, it's over.
We all lost.
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What?
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But... But the man at the store
tell me that
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he was sure that I had
the winning numbers.
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MARY: Oh, they say
that to everybody.
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Larry, are you all right?
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Balki. Balki...
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You've won $28 million.
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I won?
You've won.
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I won!
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Good night.
Bye.
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Well, I'm just
a simple sheepherder.
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Who is rich beyond
my wildest dreams.
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I can't believe I won
the giant jackpot.
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We're rich, Balki.
We're rich.
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Mama will be so proud.
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We did it. We did it.
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Cousin, tell me
I'm not dreaming.
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Tell me I really won.
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You're not dreaming.
We won, all right.
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Tell me again?
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We won.
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Question...
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How could we win if I bought
the lottery ticket?
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Well, don't get me wrong,
I mean,
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no one questions
that you bought the ticket.
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Gave you the capital.
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Yes, and in gratitude,
I offered you the opportunity
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to buy one half of what
I correctly claimed
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was the winning ticket,
but you refused.
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And then you made
fun of me
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and then you accused me
of throwing my money
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down a rat hole.
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I've changed my mind
since then.
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Oh, cousin...
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If only life
were that simple.
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Balki,
I'll tell you what.
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As a show of faith
I've got 20 bucks.
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I'll go out,
buy 20 tickets
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and whatever I win
we'll split 50-50.
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So, now you
like the lottery?
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Oh, I do, I do.
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That's funny because
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if memory serves me,
and I think it does.
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When we were in the store,
I recall you told me
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that if I were to look up
the word "sucker"
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in a dictionary,
my picture would be there.
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Balki...
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Please, please, please.
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I want to be rich.
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Cousin,
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Of course, I share
my jackpot with you.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
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In your face,
Donald Trump.
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Now, where is the
lottery ticket?
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I hide it.
Good for you.
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Where did you hide it?
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Balki.
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Do you remember
where you hid it?
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Not right now.
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What do you mean,
not right now?
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Where is it?
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Well, I hide it and then
I hide it again so many times
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that, that I forget
where I hide it last.
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You have got to remember!
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All right, that's all right,
no problem.
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No problem.
Take your time.
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No hurry,
just try to think back.
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You put the ticket...
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I put the ticket...
You put the ticket...
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I put the ticket...
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In my...
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You put the ticket in your...
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Winter coat.
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Winter coat. There.
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Spring. Summer. Autumn.
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Winter.
Oh.
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The ticket's not there.
It's not there?
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Ha, I was sure
I put it in there.
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I remember thinking
that I would put it
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either in my winter coat
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or in a cereal box.
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Ah. Look, cousin.
You found it. You found it.
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What is it?
It's the Captain Power
decoder ring.
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Now I have a complete set.
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Now you don't. Where is it?
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Think! Think!
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I can't think.
I was up all night.
I don't get any sleep.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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All right, just try
to remember.
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Try to remember. You had
the ticket in your hand.
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You were in the apartment...
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I was in the living room.
In the living room...
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All right, and then?
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Over there.
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And then?
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I began to gaze
into the fire.
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And then?
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And then, and then,
and then?
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And then...
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I don't remember.
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You don't remember
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where you hid
a lottery ticket
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worth $28 million?
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Books.
What about them?
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00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,105
It's hidden behind the books.
255
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,750
Wait a minute.
256
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,654
Now that I think about it,
257
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,090
Which one? It makes
a difference, you know?
258
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,131
Comedies or tragedies?
Sonnets.
Sonnets.
259
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,509
It's not here.
It's not there?
260
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,849
Where is it?
261
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,419
Think! Think!
262
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,158
I can't think.
There's no air to my brain.
263
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,462
Oh, that's better.
264
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,701
I must have hidden it underneath
the corner of the carpet.
265
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,404
Impossible. I would've found
it when I vacuumed.
266
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,333
It's not in there.
267
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,804
All right, it's gotta be
here somewhere.
268
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,073
You take the kitchen.
I'll take the living room.
269
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,609
The kitchen!
The kitchen, the kitchen!
270
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,520
BOTH: Come in.
271
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,761
Wow. You guys got
eccentric fast.
272
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,366
Larry, what happened?
Were you robbed?
273
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,301
I lost a lottery ticket.
274
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,241
Well, easy come,
easy go.
275
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,881
Well, listen, uh, we have
to work a flight
276
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,185
but we'll be back tonight and
we'll just help you find it.
277
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,953
BOTH: Thank you.
278
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,591
Oh, Balki. Here's that envelope
you asked me to hold for you.
279
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,510
Balki.
280
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,913
Cousin, we're multiple
millionaires again.
281
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,734
Hello, listen.
282
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,237
you'll find that we're the
lottery's newest millionaires.
283
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,206
Large bills will be fine.
284
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,442
Yeah. We issue checks
for anything over $100.
285
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,645
Well, I guess this is
one check we won't be cashing
at the Quick Shop.
286
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,249
Yeah, mind if I check
the numbers?
287
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,852
We like to do that before we
hand over $28 million.
288
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,754
BOTH: Oh, of course.
289
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,590
Fifteen, 15.
290
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,260
Thirty-two, 32.
291
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,728
Fifty-two, 52.
292
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,632
Twenty-one, 21.
293
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,802
Twenty-four, 27.
Hold it.
294
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,704
Thirty-four, 37.
295
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,540
No, those aren't
the right numbers.
296
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,376
You know, that same thought
just occurred to me.
297
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:13,380
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
298
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,416
right on this piece of paper.
299
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:20,953
Yeah, 15, 32, 52, 21...
300
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,822
Yeah, now, is that a four
or a seven?
301
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,091
Four. What do you mean a seven?
Seven.
302
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,527
Now, I can see how you might
think that it was a four.
303
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,629
It's got that little line
through the middle.
304
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,998
I also put that
through my Zs
305
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,600
so that nobody thinks
they're twos.
306
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,168
Who cares about your Zs?
I want our money.
307
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,538
Give me our $28 million.
308
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,473
Sir, this ticket has
the wrong number.
309
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,208
Who cares about this ticket?
310
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,710
Look, look at this paper.
311
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,078
It has got to be worth
at least a million.
312
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,547
Cousin...
313
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,350
Remember, reality
is your beat
314
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,419
and the beat goes on.
315
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,355
Wait, you did
match four numbers.
316
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,156
You won $100.
317
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,758
Thank you.
Very nice of you.
318
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,893
Come along, cousin.
I don't want $100.
319
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,263
Isn't it nice?
I want $28 million.
320
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,444
That's the story of my life.
321
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,914
What made me think
I could win the lottery?
322
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,423
But, cousin.
We did win the lottery.
323
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,261
We picked four numbers
out of six.
324
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,729
We won $100.
325
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,832
Big deal. What's $100?
326
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,101
What's $100?
327
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:45,505
It's one pair of Air Jordan
basketball shoes.
328
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:51,077
It's 20 trips to the top
of the Sears Tower.
329
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:59,185
It's a four-year subscription to
Sports Illustrated magazine,
330
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,354
which if we order now, includes
331
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,357
the baseball preview
and the swimsuit issue.
332
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,600
Balki.
333
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,301
How do you do it?
334
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:20,139
Cousin, you just take a little
postcard out of the magazine...
335
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:23,510
No, no, no. No, no.
336
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:36,589
and I see the $27,999,900
we lost.
337
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,893
Well, now, cousin.
You're comparing
338
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,263
the $28 million
you thought you had yesterday
339
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:47,500
with the $100
that you do have today.
340
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:51,671
And I'm comparing the $100
that we do have today
341
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:55,007
with the $100 that we did
not have yesterday.
342
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:04,584
Balki, you're right.
343
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:11,290
You know, I guess.
I see the glass half-empty.
344
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:15,428
And you, you, you...
345
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:18,931
Always see the glass half-full.
346
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,873
Cousin...
347
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,041
I don't see a glass
at all.
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