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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes
you just get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's
gonna stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dreams
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dreams
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Through the rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life
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My dream
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And nothing's
gonna stop me now
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You're getting better, baby.
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You'll get the hang of it.
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All right.
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What are we laughing about?
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I spent the entire morning
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covering a stupid dog show.
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So I wrote this
to blow off some steam.
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Listen to this.
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"Society came out
on all fours today
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"at the Fifth Annual
Pedigree Dog Show.
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"Industrialist Henry Pryor
bragged that his dog
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"was cheaper than his wife.
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"The license was less
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"and the dog came
with a fur coat."
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Wait, wait, there's more.
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"that when
she bent over to pet her dog
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"there were reports
of a lunar eclipse."
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Eclipse. That's good.
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Cousin, I can't believe you
saying mean things about people.
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Balki, these are
supposed to be jokes.
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But, what if you hurt
somebody's feelings?
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You never know who's listen.
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On Mypos, we have a saying.
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Enough said?
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Not quite enough, no.
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It says, "If you spit
into a windstorm
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"you better carry
an umbrella."
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Well, Balki, don't worry.
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I'm not a big spitter.
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No, cousin, it means
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if you say something
cruel about someone
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it might come back to haunt you.
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Balki, this is humor.
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In... In America
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people pay big bucks
to go to Las Vegas
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so that Joan Rivers
or Don Rickles
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can insult them
in front of their loved ones.
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Don Rickles? He's Wayne Newton's
favorite comedian.
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That's right. That's right.
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And I hear Wayne loves it
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when Don makes fun
of his mustache.
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So, you're making fun
of the dog show people
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is like Don
making fun of Wayne?
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More or less.
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when they read
your article in the newspaper.
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Oh, no. No, no, Balki.
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This is not going
into the newspaper.
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This is a joke.
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Oh!
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Well, can we send
the joke one to Wayne?
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No, I think, uh, I'm gonna send
this to my brother Billy.
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He'll get a kick out of it.
Oh, okay.
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I'll just send Wayne
the peanut brittle
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like I do every month.
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Cousin. Cousin.
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Can I try American humor?
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BALKI: Okay.
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Well, cousin
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I guess when they
were handing out the lips
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you only got one.
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Why aren't you laughing?
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It's hard to laugh with one lip.
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Frank, what's
a five-letter word
for "Life?"
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Hell.
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That man is burned out.
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Been working
for the crime beat too long.
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I've never seen Frank
so down before.
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Appleton.
LARRY: Yes, sir.
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When you're finished
with the dog show story,
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the publisher
wants to see it.
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The publisher wants
to see my article
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What's the publisher's name?
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Mr. Wainwright.
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The, uh...
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Wainwright Kennel Club.
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Are you making
the connection, Appleton?
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Oh, yes. Right. Got it.
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The publisher
sponsored the dog show.
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Good!
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See that you put it
on the publisher's desk
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before you leave tonight.
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Yes, sir.
Gorpley!
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I'll get it to him tonight, sir.
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Balki, did you hear that?
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The publisher wants to read
something I wrote.
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Oh!
HARRY: Appleton!
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I almost forgot.
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Where's that file
on the Fronzak baby
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I asked for?
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You didn't ask for it, sir.
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Do I have to ask
for everything?
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Learn to anticipate.
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Where the hell is Gorpley?
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Balki, do me a favor, would you?
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Run the article I wrote
up to the publisher.
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It's in the envelope
on my desk.
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Okay.
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Oh, I love Moonlighting.
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Don't they have witty dialogue?
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I just love when they say
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How do they come up
with that stuff?
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I bet Bruce Willis makes it up.
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He's a funny guy.
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Oh, if you think he's funny
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wait until you hear
what this little curly hair
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joke-meister wrote today.
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Well, it wasn't really
all that funny.
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Well, if you'd rather
not read it, Larry--
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No, no, no.
I've got it right here.
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Listen, listen, I,
I'm learning American humor.
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Mary Anne, is that your hair
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or did your head just explode?
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It's my hair.
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Balki hasn't quite
got the hang of it yet.
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But listen to this.
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It's hysterical,
even if I do say so myself.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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BALKI: Cousin,
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did you swallow a hairball?
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"Dog shows.
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A cavalcade
of America's favorite pets."
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By Larry Appleton.
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"Collecting llamas may be
this country's latest fad
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but man's best friend
continues to be the dog."
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That's funny. Llamas.
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Now, this isn't
the funny article.
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You know what the publisher
must have the funny one.
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Oh, boy, is he in for
a chuckle and a half.
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Let's go, Mary Anne.
Why do we have to go?
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I wanna find out
who won the dog show?
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Now, now, now, cousin.
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How could you do this?
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How could you take the wrong
article to the publisher!
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Don't you read the mail
before you deliver it?
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Well, cousin, mailmen
don't read other people's mail
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unless it's a postcard
and that we can't help it.
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Right.
Oh.
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Why am I blaming you?
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I should have known
if I wrote two articles
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one would fall
into the wrong hands.
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Appleton's law.
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No, he won't think it's funny.
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I insulted his dog show.
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Well, now, cousin,
I don't understand.
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Is insults funny or not?
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Sometimes it is.
Sometimes it's not.
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Well, how you tell
the difference?
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If you insult your boss,
it's not.
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So, the Mypo saying is true!
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Well, all I can say is
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you better get out your umbrella
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because the spit's
gonna hit the fan.
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What am I gonna do?
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Well, uh...
What are you going to do!
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What am I going to do?
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Balki, I have a bigger problem!
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My job is in jeopardy!
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Oh, I love that show.
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You know, you know,
the irony is the publisher
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would have
liked the real article
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if only he had
a chance to read it.
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If only I could undo
what's been done.
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If only I could
switch the articles.
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Why are you looking
at me like that?
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Balki, you and I have to break
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into the publisher's office
and switch the articles.
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Oh, no, no.
Breaking in is wrong.
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I'm not doing it, period.
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Did I say break in?
Bad choice of words.
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We have to go into
the publisher's office.
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After all, you delivered
the wrong mail, didn't you?
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And it's your duty
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to deliver
the right mail, isn't it?
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Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it?
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Anything less
would be irresponsible.
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No.
Irresponsible.
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I don't... I don't want
to be irresponsible.
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Of course you don't.
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What am I going to do?
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Balki, you'll have to go down
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to the publisher's office
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and switch the articles.
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Will you come with me?
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All right.
I'll come with you.
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What are cousins for?
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Ah! Oh! Ah!
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Cousin, explain to me again
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how come we had
to climb up 11 flight of stairs.
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Because if we took the elevator,
someone might see you
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and find out
you delivered the wrong mail.
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Oh!
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I'm only trying to protect you.
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Well, thank you, cousin.
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Oh, well, the door's locked.
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Listen, I appreciate everything
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you try to do for me,
but I'm out of luck.
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Now, Balki, don't you know
the mailman's oath?
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"Neither rain nor sleet,
nor locked door
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"shall stay these couriers
from the swift execution
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"of their appointed rounds."
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"Locked doors" isn't in there.
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Yes, it is.
It's in the second verse.
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Now, listen to me,
this is just a hunk.
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But you know what I think?
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I think you want to get in there
and get your article
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and you don't care
anything about the mail.
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Oh, oh, oh.
Balki, you're right.
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I am in deep trouble.
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I need your help.
Please.
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If I don't get
that article back
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I'm going to lose my job.
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But you'll help me now,
won't you?
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Cousin--
Please, please.
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Stop it.
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All right, I'll help you.
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Thank you.
It's okay.
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Would you stop it?
Sorry.
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All right, now,
the door is locked.
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How we going to get in?
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We'll do what they did
on Moonlighting.
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I do.
You do?
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I do.
You do?
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Credit card.
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Maybe you're over
your credit limit.
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Oh, great.
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Okay, cousin. Maybe
we should just go home now.
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Wait.
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The transom.
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Balki, give me a boost.
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All right.
You're a snappy dresser.
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Not that kind of boost.
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But thank you.
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Now lift me up here.
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All right, ready?
Yeah.
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Oh, one, two, three.
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Okay, good, good.
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I've got it. All right.
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I'm stepping on your shoulder.
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Tell me if I'm hurting you.
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Give me, uh,
give me a little push.
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Give me a little push.
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00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,540
Can you reach the knob?
263
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,676
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
264
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,416
Almost got it.
265
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,558
How about now?
I got it.
266
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,074
Let's just get the article
and get out of here.
267
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:43,943
Here it is.
268
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,345
All right.
269
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,547
Here's the real article.
270
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,457
The security guard.
271
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,861
Under the desk.
272
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,934
Cousin, I...
I can't help noticing
273
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,736
that things aren't going well.
274
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,408
What are we going to do?
Temporary setback.
275
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,846
We'll just wait
for the security guard to leave
276
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,449
and then we'll go back
in through the window.
277
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,965
That sounded like the guard
278
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,068
locked the window.
279
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,610
The guard didn't
lock the window.
280
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,345
Thank God.
281
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,914
All right, let's go back in.
282
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,083
Why?
Because the guard
283
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,219
locked the window.
284
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,390
Balki, you just told me
that the guard
didn't lock the window.
285
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,159
But that is because
you told me to tell you
286
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,429
that the guard
didn't lock the window.
287
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,199
Well, why don't we go see
288
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,301
if indeed the guard
289
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,404
locked the window.
290
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,424
The window is locked.
291
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,561
Perhaps the guard locked it.
292
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,270
Perhaps.
293
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,479
LARRY: Oh, my Lord.
What are they doing here?
294
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,381
Maybe there's
a donut shop down there.
295
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,552
And look, look.
A fire truck, too.
296
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,290
Hello! Hello!
297
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,625
Get back.
They'll see us.
298
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,728
Question.
Hmm? Sorry.
299
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,731
If they can't see us,
how they going to save us?
300
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,233
Balki, if they see us
301
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,067
they'll know we were
trying to break in.
302
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,537
And then
we'll be in big trouble.
303
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,873
Then we'll be in big trouble?
304
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,546
Cousin, we're up to our armpits
in sheep dip right now!
305
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,321
Get that spotlight
off me or I'll jump!
306
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,930
Frank?
307
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,131
Stay away!
308
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,899
You can't talk me out of this!
309
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,635
Frank, what you doing up here?
310
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,904
I don't know.
I'm confused.
311
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,473
I just came out here to think.
312
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,443
Well, you picked
a dangerous place to think.
313
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,346
Balki, he came up here
to think about suicide.
314
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,315
Oh, cousin.
315
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,884
Frank, I know you're
under a lot of pressure
316
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,053
but it can't be that bad.
317
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,988
What do you know about it?
318
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,790
Life stinks!
319
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,359
I see it every day.
320
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,561
Assaults, murders.
321
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,829
Look, robberies.
322
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,368
Nobody cares about anybody.
323
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:07,907
Mr. Peterson.
324
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:13,079
What are you guys
doing out here?
325
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,782
What are we doing out here?
326
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:19,218
We came out here to get
our friend off the ledge.
327
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,588
Oh, boy.
You never let up.
328
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,459
Not when it comes
to the life of a friend.
329
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,762
Frank, don't do this.
330
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:30,763
Leave me alone.
331
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,499
Well, we've done all we can do.
332
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,903
Leave this in the hands
of the professionals.
333
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,438
Now, cousin, cousin.
334
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,273
We've got to stop
thinking about ourselves
335
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,509
and maybe think about Frank.
336
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,444
Maybe he'll talk to us.
337
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,145
Balki, these people
have experience
338
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,947
with this sort of thing.
339
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,416
Get away from that window!
340
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,883
He don't won't to talk to them.
341
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,752
Well, I don't know
what to say to him.
342
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:56,389
Well, I...
Maybe I think of something.
343
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,358
All right. Go ahead.
344
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,960
But be careful.
345
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:04,063
One wrong word
and this man's gonna jump.
346
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,865
All right.
I'll be careful.
347
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,573
Frank.
348
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,445
Having a bad day?
349
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,656
Oh, this is Frank Jr.
350
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,991
He's moving up from T-Ball
to little league this year.
351
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,426
Oh, the kid's a natural.
352
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,396
Oh, I was a cesarean myself.
353
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,336
You know, Frank, this,
this doesn't make any sense.
354
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,171
You have a wonderful family.
355
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,707
You're one of the most respected
journalists in the city.
356
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,742
Why would you even think
of jumping of a building?
357
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,811
Because I'm sick of it.
358
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,080
I've been covering crime
for 12 years.
359
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,682
All I see all day are people
360
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,249
doing terrible things
to each other.
361
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,019
I can't take it anymore!
362
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,121
But, Frank,
363
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,956
if you, jump you'll be doing
364
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,393
something terrible
to your family.
365
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,862
Why don't you just go home
and hug your wife and children
366
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,264
and be glad that you're not one
367
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,467
of the terrible people
that you write about.
368
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,338
This is all so humiliating.
369
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,973
Thanks for staying
out here with me.
370
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,380
You know, Frank,
maybe you should get some help.
371
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:31,684
Cousin Larry's right.
372
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,454
there's a very good chance
we won't be here.
373
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,863
Frank, what do you say we go in?
374
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,498
In a minute.
375
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:47,467
This is the first
peaceful morning
376
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,469
I've had in 12 years.
377
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,350
Whoa.
What a night.
378
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,119
I never, never want
to go through that again.
379
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,355
Uh, I've learned my lesson.
380
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:12,659
All I want is a warm bed,
a soft pillow
381
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,695
and to put this night behind me.
382
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,864
Goodnight, Balki.
Goodnight, cousin.
383
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,611
Morning, Balki.
Morning, cousin.
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