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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Cousin, how's
that article coming?
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Well, it's coming along
fine, considering
the J, the K
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and the period
don't work.
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You want me to take
anything upstairs?
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Yeah, give me
a minute.
I'm almost finished.
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Did you want
an envelope for that?
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You'd think a newspaper
could give its reporters
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typewriters that work.
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I'll be right back.
Okay.
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Baa-baa, baa-baa.
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Baa-baa.
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Ba-ba-ba ba-Barbara Ann
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Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann
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Ba-ba
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Don't do that, baby.
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Larry's not here.
Come on, come on.
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What you doing here?
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If Cousin Larry
sees you again,
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Uh, now, excuse me, baby.
I'm not one to pry.
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Wait a minute.
Back that up.
I am one to pry.
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Why all the sneaking
around the past three days?
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Balki, Mary Anne, and I
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Not just a typewriter.
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No, no.
A Wellington
4000 with
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"feather-touch control."
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Balki, I've
been everywhere.
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Oh, bummer!
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Have you tried
Anderson's Office Supply?
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No.
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It's out
the front door,
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Knock twice,
and ask for Malcolm.
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And whatever you do,
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don't stare
at his tattoo.
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Terrific, I'm going
down an alley
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to talk to a man
with a tattoo.
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Jennifer!
Larry!
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Cousin!
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Look who came
to visit us!
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Again? That's
three days in a row.
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Are you, uh,
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placing another ad
in the classifieds?
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Uh...
Yes, she just came to visit
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us right after
she place her ad
in the classifieds,
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in the Chronicle,
in Chicago!
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Great!
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My toaster.
Her oven. Her toaster oven.
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Are we still on for tonight?
JENNIFER: Tonight?
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Dinner?
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Oh, dinner.
Sure. Right.
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Well, I gotta run.
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You know, Balki,
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I can see
right through her.
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Did you send away
for those
special glasses?
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No, I'm talking about
that classified ad nonsense.
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The first day
she said she was selling
her sewing machine.
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I checked the ads.
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The next day,
she was supposedly
selling her Waterpik.
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No way, she loves
that Waterpik.
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And today,
her toaster oven?
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Balki, I think
I know what's going on.
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You do?
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Obviously, Jennifer's
got a bad case of
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the Larries.
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Well, of course
she does.
Don't be ridiculous.
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No. No.
They're nothing
like the willies.
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Balki,
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I think she's
falling for me.
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Interesting.
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Tonight I'm taking
Jennifer out to dinner
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and I'm going
to pull out all the stops.
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Oh, cousin!
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Better.
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You're taking waiters
and you're not taking me?
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I'll take you next time.
Oh, I see.
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You're too kind.
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BALKI:
I'll get it!
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Where's Larry?
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Did you get
the Wellington 4000
with feather touch control?
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Now, listen. Anderson's
is still too expensive.
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But they me their supplier's
having a clearance sale
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and maybe I can bargain
with him.
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Oh! I love bargaining!
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I got this vest
by bargaining.
Oh...
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I hate it.
Well, let's not
mince words.
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Oh, no. Not the vest!
I hate bargaining.
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Balki, you have to
come with me.
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No, no, no. Tonight.
It's the last night
of the sale.
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Well, what about
your date
with Cousin Larry?
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Don't worry about it.
I'll just make it up
to him another time.
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Just meet me downstairs
in five minutes.
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Balki?
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Oh, Jennifer.
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You're, you're
here already.
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Uh, Larry, I'm terribly sorry
but I can't go out
with you tonight.
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Something came up.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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What?
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What what?
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What, what,
what came up?
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Oh.
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Well, uh,
you see, I...
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I got a chance to
work the Concorde
flight to Paris.
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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Oh! I didn't know
the Concordes
flew out of Chicago.
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That's why it's
once in a lifetime.
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Oh!
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Well, I'll see you
when I get back then.
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Okay. Bye.
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Pretty lucky break
for Jennifer, huh?
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The Concorde? Please.
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If she's going to
lie to me, I deserve
better than that.
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Oh, cousin...
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What makes you think
she's lying to you?
She's your friend.
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Friends don't lie
to friends.
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Thanks. I know
you're trying to
cheer me up.
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Oh...
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Times like these.
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It's important to
have a friend
like you to talk to.
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Oh, cousin.
Thank you.
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I'm glad I could
be here for you.
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Where are you going?
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that you spend time
by yourself, so...
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I think I'm just
gonna go to a movie.
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I'll go with you.
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You know,
on second thought,
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I really don't
feel like a movie.
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But, why don't you
just go ahead?
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Eh, who am I kidding?
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A movie's not
gonna help.
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I'd rather stay
here with you
and talk it out.
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That always
makes me feel better.
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Okay, fine.
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I spend all evening
trying to cheer you up.
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I... I give you
one pep talk
after another.
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I invite you to
go to a movie,
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but you insist
I go with you.
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I... I give,
give, give,
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until I'm blue
in the head.
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But you want more.
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Well, let me tell you
something, buster.
I have no more to give.
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The cupboard is bare.
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So, if you want to
sit by yourself
and feel sorry,
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go ahead, but don't
make me look at it.
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Now, if you'll excuse me
I need some fresh air.
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Balki, I still can't
believe we got
such a great deal!
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Where did you learn
to bargain like that?
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Well, on Mypos
only a fool buys retail.
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JENNIFER:
Well, you were incredible.
BALKI: Oh...
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JENNIFER:
Yes, you were!
BALKI: Oh!
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JENNIFER:
Yes, you were!
BALKI: Oh!
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Shh! Larry's going to
hear us.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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JENNIFER:
Well, just remember,
if Larry finds out,
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it will ruin everything.
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Get some sleep.
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BALKI: You've earned it.
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JENNIFER: I will.
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I'm exhausted.
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Well, you were!
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I learned a few things
from you tonight.
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You know, it's like
I always say,
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the more you do it,
the better you get at it.
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JENNIFER:
Well, you're the best.
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Good night.
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Hi, Larry. Come on in.
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Nice robe.
Thanks.
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Is Balki here?
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Larry, Balki's
your roommate.
I live with Jennifer.
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Is Jennifer here?
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Mary Anne, I think
you had better sit down.
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I have some
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rather shocking
news to tell you.
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Have they discontinued
this pattern?
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Mary Anne.
Listen very carefully.
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Jennifer and Balki
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are having an affair.
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What do you mean?
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An affair. A tryst.
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A liaison.
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Yeah.
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Balki and Jennifer
are having a
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cheap, sordid,
sex thing.
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Balki and Jennifer?
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I can't believe it.
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Balki's the sweetest
guy I ever met.
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And Jennifer and I
have been best friends
since we were eight.
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Love hurts.
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Doesn't it, Mary Anne?
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It sure does.
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But, Larry?
Yes?
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Why are you so upset?
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He's still asleep.
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Good morning, cousin.
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Good morning, cousin.
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Well, you're just
as smooth as you
can be, aren't you?
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Well, I... I do use
a moisturizer.
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Enough about me.
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You look hungry.
You know what?
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Why don't we go
out for breakfast?
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Let's get you
some breakfast.
And I'll buy.
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I'm not hungry.
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Well, then.
Why don't we stroll?
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We'll just walk
down State Street
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that great street
and build up an appetite.
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Right.
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Cousin, don't put
your coat in this closet.
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Because the other day,
I saw a roach in there
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the size of
a Winnebago.
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Oh, boy,
was it a big roach!
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And... Ooh!
Oh, there it goes!
You're going to get it.
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LARRY:
Okay, Balki...
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When you're ready
to be honest with me,
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let me know.
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Until then,
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Now wait
a minute, cousin!
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Don't go to your room.
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Let's just...
Let's just be honest.
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and let's just
be straightforward
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and honest, and...
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And just let
our hair down.
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You go first.
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Okay, Balki,
let's stop the charade.
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I know what's going on.
You do?
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Yes, I do. I know
all about
you and Jennifer.
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Oh!
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You... You take
my breath away!
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If you only knew
how hard we tried
to keep it from you.
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A-ha!
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00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,190
So you admit it?
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Cousin, I am so bummed
you had to find out.
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Just tell me.
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How long has
this been going on?
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Well, we've been kicking
around the idea
a couple months.
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Oh...
But...
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We really didn't do
anything about it
until last week.
255
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,679
How could you
deceive me
all this time?
256
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,581
You're asking me?
257
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,949
It wasn't easy!
258
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,185
But, you know,
it got kind of fun
259
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,220
when we pictured
how surprised
you would be
260
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,056
when we sprung it on you.
261
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,762
When you
sprung it on?
But wha-wha...
262
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,998
What were you
going to do?
Send me a telegram?
263
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,834
No, we were going
to invite you
over to dinner.
264
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,471
And then right before
the dessert come out,
265
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,307
we were going to
yell, "Surprise!"
266
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,678
That's...
267
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,880
That's how you were
going to tell me?
268
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,383
That you and Jennifer
are lovers?
269
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,258
You steal my girl,
270
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:10,097
and then throw me a party
to tell me about it?
271
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,268
Have you no guilt?
272
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,604
No shame, no remorse?
273
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,412
Well, obviously not.
274
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,517
Larry Appleton!
275
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,651
A-ha!
276
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,822
How dare you talk
that way to Balki?
277
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,190
He's your best friend.
278
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,725
My best friend?
279
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:43,196
Oh, really?
280
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,098
Dinner
281
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,567
An office supply
clearance sale.
282
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,735
Oh!
283
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,338
Kinky.
284
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,844
Actually, we were buying
a present for you.
285
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,381
Oh, is that why
you were in
Balki's bedroom?
286
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,351
That's exactly why
I was in Balki's bedroom.
287
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,121
Oh, yeah.
What... And what
were you doing?
288
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,622
Gift
289
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,364
That's a Wellington 4000!
290
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,770
With feather-touch control.
291
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,819
Ooh, boy.
292
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,255
A-ha!
293
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,691
Mary Anne!
Don't you Mary Anne me.
294
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,261
How dare you try to steal
the man I like a lot
away from me?
295
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,900
Mary Anne,
I wasn't stealing
Balki away from you.
296
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,769
We were shopping
for a typewriter,
remember?
297
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,139
Oh, right!
298
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,648
Larry, they weren't
having a cheap,
sordid sex thing.
299
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,224
I know that now.
300
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,227
I think we'd better go.
301
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,363
Let's talk later,
Larry, okay?
302
00:19:24,831 --> 00:20:14,080
What's going on?
303
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,452
Oh! Ho, ho!
304
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:23,290
Oh, what crazy things
305
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,891
people do
306
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,695
when they
misunderstand
each other!
307
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,433
And I mean,
when you think
308
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,035
of the stupid things
309
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:41,674
I did
310
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,144
Well, it... It just
makes you want to laugh
out loud, doesn't it?
311
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,482
Huh
312
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,019
Oh.
313
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,490
Balki, I
314
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,927
don't know
what to say.
315
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:05,264
I am so sorry.
316
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:09,268
It's just that when...
When I thought
you and Jennifer were
317
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,371
involved,
318
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,974
I kind of
319
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,515
Kind of overreacted?
320
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,986
Kind of overreacted?
321
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,889
You had a meltdown.
322
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,397
Well, I thought
you stole my girl!
323
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,766
But, you didn't.
324
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,535
No, I didn't.
325
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,738
You were buying me
a Wellington 4000.
326
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,479
Why would you do that?
327
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,314
It's not my birthday,
it's not Christmas.
328
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,850
Why would you
buy this for me?
329
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,857
Why would
your best friend
buy you a present?
330
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:08,260
What am I? The first
best friend
you've ever had?
331
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,596
Oh, boy.
332
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,998
Am I the first
best friend
you ever had?
333
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,332
Oh, boy.
334
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:20,373
I am the first
best friend
you ever had.
335
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,010
Maybe.
336
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,382
But, I guess
337
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,653
after what I did,
that's all over, huh?
338
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,460
Cousin, so much
to teach you
339
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,094
so little time.
340
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,133
Of course
our friendship
isn't over.
341
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,672
And I forgive you.
342
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:02,649
Now, let's open
this baby up and see
what she can do.
343
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,652
No, Balki.
I don't deserve that.
344
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,520
Oh, cousin,
please take it.
345
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:08,755
No, I can't.
346
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,189
Please take it!
I can't.
347
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,392
Take it! Take it!
I can't, no.
348
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,595
Take the typewriter!
349
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:24,471
It's a gift from a friend.
350
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,543
BOTH: Okay.
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