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Well, hello, darlings.
Here I am.
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Well, come on down.
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Who is that?
That's Olivia Crawford.
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The editor of
The Sunday Magazine.
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Miss Crawford,
I have always
wanted to meet you.
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Well, of course
you have.
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And you are?
Larry Appleton.
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Ah, exactly the person
I've come to see.
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This paper has
a rather tiresome policy
of asking new people
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to write something for
The Sunday Magazine.
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And you,
I understand, are new.
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The Sunday Magazine?
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I love
The Sunday Magazine.
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Well, excellent,
why don't you come up
with a couple of ideas
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and we'll see
if something
is suitable.
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It's a dream come true.
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I... I'm sorry,
I don't mean
to gush.
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Miss Crawford,
here's your mail.
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Uh, that's Olivia,
darling.
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Oh, well, if you're
Olivia Darling, this is
not your mail.
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No, darling.
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I am Olivia Crawford.
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And you are a delight.
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Well, actually,
I'm a Mypiot.
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What's your name,
dear?
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Balki Bartokomous.
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Ah, from the
Mediterranean, right?
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Well, actually, you go
to the Mediterranean
and then turn left.
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Well, of course you do.
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With a face like that,
you can turn
any way you want.
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Welcome to
The Chronicle, darling.
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Thank you.
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Balki, this is great.
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I'm gonna write
an article for
The Sunday Magazine section.
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Do you know
what that means?
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No, I don't.
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I'll tell you
what that means.
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It means I get a byline,
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it means people
will take notice.
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That means
I'm on my way
to the big time.
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The big time?
The big time.
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Well, uh, why would you
want to leave your job
and join the circus?
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That's the big top.
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Yes, yes!
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Whoo, I am good.
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Did you finally
beat yourself
at tic
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LARRY: No.
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No. No.
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I came up with a title
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for my article for
The Sunday Magazine section.
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It's about how
a lot of neighborhoods
in this town
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are losing
their ethnic character.
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What do you think?
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"Is Chicago Disappearing?"
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Well, I... I don't know.
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When you work
in a basement,
you miss so much.
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OLIVIA:
Yes, would you
move along, please?
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Harriette, from now on,
I prefer to travel alone.
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That makes
two of us, baby.
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Well, now, Larry,
how's your
article coming?
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Great. I think
I finally came up
with a title.
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"Is..."
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
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Larry, would you be
a dear and run up
and get them for me?
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My keys?
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Sure, uh,
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I'll run this
by you later?
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Of course.
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Hello, Balki.
Hello, Miss Crawford.
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My, my, my,
how very easily
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you lift those
big heavy bags
onto the table.
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I'm impressed.
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Oh, go on with you.
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No, no,
Balki, really.
I mean it.
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Where did you get
such marvelous muscles?
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Well, lifting sheep,
I suppose.
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Ah, yes, of course,
you were a sheepherder
back on Mypos.
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Weren't you?
Yes.
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Ah, that must have
been so peaceful.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Sitting on
the hillsides,
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listening to the goat
bells in the distance
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watching Papa's sheep
eat the grass.
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They have four stomachs,
you know?
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And one of them
stomachs goes bad,
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everything just backs up
and backs up...
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Yes, thank you, darling.
Very vivid.
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But you're so very far
from home, Balki.
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Don't you get homesick
sometimes?
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Yes sometimes, but I bring
some things with me
that remind me of home.
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I have Dimitri,
of course.
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He's my stuffed sheep.
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And I have a beautiful
tapestry that my sister...
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You don't mean it.
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What an extraordinary
coincidence.
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I just happen to
have a rather extensive
collection myself.
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Get out of this city.
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You collect
stuffed sheep, too?
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No, tapestries,
darling.
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Balki, I have
a wonderful idea.
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Why don't I come over
and see your tapestry?
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I'm going to be right
in your neighborhood
this evening.
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Well, that would be
wonderful.
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535 Wilson,
apartment 207.
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It's a brick building.
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Are you going to be
driving yourself?
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Yes.
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Then I'll save you
15 minutes.
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Now, don't go up Halsted.
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There's construction
on Halsted.
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Wait, wait,
I have to
turn nyself around.
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Okay. Uh, don't, uh...
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Uh, you don't want
to go up Halsted, you...
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Uh, uh, you want
to go parallel
to Halsted
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Miss Crawford.
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Call me Olivia.
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I should be there
about 7:00.
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Oh, would you look
at that?
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I had my keys
the whole time.
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See you later,
dear boy.
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I'm sorry,
Miss Crawford.
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I couldn't
find the, uh...
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I... I couldn't
find your, uh...
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Did Miss Crawford
leave?
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Yes.
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Did she find her keys?
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Oh, yes.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Oh, no.
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Balki,
what happened?
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When you're alone
with a woman
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and she say that
she wants to come over
to your house
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to see your tapestry,
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Well,
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Okay.
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What about if you're
alone with a woman
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and she kiss you so hard
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that your eyeballs
roll back up
into your head?
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That means
what you think it means.
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Now who's the girl?
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No.
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Olivia.
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Olivia Crawford?
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No, Olivia Newton-John.
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Of course,
Olivia Crawford.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Balki, I don't mean
to hurt your feelings.
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But you're going to.
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But...
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and you are just
a lowly, little mail boy.
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Come on. Let's go home.
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People like her
don't get involved
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with people like us.
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Well, be that
as that may be,
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but she's
coming over tonight.
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She is?
Yes, she is.
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Why?
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She say she wants
to see my tapestry.
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What should I do?
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Well, what if she
wants to see more?
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Balki, I'm sure
this is nothing.
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Even if it were,
you can take care
of yourself.
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I mean, you've been
with women before.
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I... I mean, on Mypos.
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I'm sure the milkmaids
were all over you.
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You probably had to beat
them off with a crook.
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Am I right
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Huh?
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Aren't you?
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If it will make you
feel better,
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I'll stay home
with you tonight.
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Thank you, cousin.
All right.
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What should I do?
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Oh, Larry.
Hello, Miss Crawford.
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Hello, Larry.
I... I wasn't
expecting you here.
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I live here.
Balki and I are cousins.
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Hello, Miss Crawford.
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Hello, Balki.
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Won't you come in?
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for cocktails
15 minutes ago.
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I wonder if you
would mind terribly
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if I just took
a quick look
at the tapestry
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and then hit the road?
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I would have
run it down
to your car.
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I'll go get it.
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Balki, I think
Miss Crawford
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just wants to look
at the tapestry.
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Color me embarrassed.
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I have so much
to learn about
American women.
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Reams.
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Look, if I leave
right now,
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I can till get
some research
done at the library.
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Can I go?
Yes, yes, cousin.
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And thank you,
thank you for showing me
how wrong I was.
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Hey, it's why
I'm here.
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Well, I'm sorry
I can't stay,
Miss Crawford.
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Oh! Aw...
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I hear the editor
of the Sunday Magazine
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is tough on people
who don't
make their deadlines.
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Hmm, they tell me
she's hell on wheels.
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Well, don't just
stand there grinning.
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Get out there
and get me a story.
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Cousin Larry
should go easy
on the cheap cologne.
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Here it is.
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Do you like it?
Oh, yes!
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Oh, I'm so glad.
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This is a very, very
special tapestry.
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It show the entire history
of the island of Mypos.
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For instance,
this represents
Ferdinand Mypos
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discovering that
Mypos is an island.
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Yes, he made
the discovery
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while he was trying
to walk to Italy.
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And this over here,
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this represents
the great tomato famine.
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Thousands and thousands
of tomatoes died.
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Fascinating.
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Listen, Miss Crawford,
I... I just want to tell you
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I have to get something
off my chest.
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What, Balki?
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I...
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00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,802
Well, when...
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When you kissed me,
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I thought
for just a second
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that maybe it wasn't
a "Hello, Balki,
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"how are you today" kiss,
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I thought it might
have been a whatever,
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"Hi, sailor, new in town?"
kind of a kiss.
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Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Well, tell me, um...
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What do you
feel like now?
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Well, I feel perfect
comfortable just like
I'm at home with Mama.
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Well, I'm very
glad, Balki,
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because I certainly
wouldn't want you
to be afraid of me.
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You see,
it's very rare
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for the person such yourself
comes into one's life.
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A complete innocent,
pure and unsullied.
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A blank page
upon which someone,
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perhaps someone
like myself,
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can write a tale
of searing passion.
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Aw. No...
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Mama never did that.
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Miss Crawford?
Yes?
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Miss Crawford,
Miss Crawford.
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I... I don't approve
of this.
Oh.
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You see, you see,
I... I come from...
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From a country
where
people believe that...
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That they should
get married
before they do
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some of the things
that you and I
have already done.
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Oh, ah!
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I forgot my library card.
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Oh!
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What's going on here?
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Are you blind?
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00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,380
Don't you have
someplace to go?
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00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,250
No, he doesn't.
Cousin...
255
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,692
Well, this doesn't seem
like a very good time.
256
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,162
Oh, if I hurry,
I can still make
it to the mayor's.
257
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,431
Now, Balki, why don't
we continue this
258
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,467
some other time
in some other place,
259
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,436
someplace where
we can have
a little privacy.
260
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,840
What do you say to
Mickey's Hideaway,
Tuesday evening?
261
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,409
Mickey's Hideaway?
262
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:57,317
Isn't that
the adult motel
263
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,751
I've seen the ads.
264
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,989
Miss Crawford...
265
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,857
I don't want to hurt
your feelings,
266
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:08,495
but I'm busy Tuesday nights
for the rest of my life.
267
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,301
Balki, let me try
and say this in a way
268
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,403
which even you
will understand.
269
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,373
I am Olivia Crawford.
270
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,111
I am an extremely
powerful woman
at The Chronicle.
271
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,114
And, "Goodbye, Olivia,"
272
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,250
means,
"Hello, unemployment."
273
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,721
You can't get away
with this.
274
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,824
You'd be surprised
what I can get away with.
275
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,760
Ciao.
276
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,063
Goodbye, Olivia.
277
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,503
Hello, unemployment.
278
00:17:52,972 --> 00:18:00,480
Don't you worry, buddy.
279
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,881
Well, you know
what I mean.
280
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,894
Cousin, do you think
we're doing
the right thing?
281
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,596
Yes. We're doing
the right thing.
282
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,799
She can't get away
with sexual harassment.
283
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,768
I don't want you
to lose your job.
284
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,937
Balki, we've built
a very strong case here.
285
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:28,941
Frank Cublic from Classified
lost his job because of her.
286
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,278
So did Tommy Dugan
in security
287
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,880
and Jeff Maxwell
on the loading dock.
288
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,915
This lady has got
to be stopped.
289
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,750
And this is the
right way to do it.
290
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,489
When do you think
Olivia will hit the fan?
291
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,397
Any minute now.
292
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,733
Look out, baby.
293
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,838
What do you call this?
294
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,608
It's a copy of
a complaint I sent to
the managing editor.
295
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,177
We're charging you
with sexual harassment.
296
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,280
You're bluffing.
297
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,819
I carried it up to him
in my very own
muscular arms.
298
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,689
Well,
299
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,459
it's not going
to work, you know.
300
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,495
Oh, Olivia,
I'm glad you're here.
301
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:30,437
You make some
very damaging
allegations in here.
302
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,104
Everything I wrote
is true.
303
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,574
I even have
photocopies of the
registration cards
304
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,075
from Mickey's Hideaway.
305
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,511
Miss Crawford
has a suite
named after her.
306
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,817
And if you
don't believe him,
307
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,520
you can dust my body
for her fingerprints.
308
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,292
I don't think
that'll be necessary.
309
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,594
Olivia, what do you
have to say about this?
310
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:04,737
I mean, look at him!
311
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,275
Three people say
they lost their jobs
because of you.
312
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,043
Well, Jack, Jack, Jack.
313
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,581
When people get fired,
they've got to
blame somebody.
314
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,983
Now, these kids,
whom I scarcely know,
315
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,251
are trying
to slander me.
316
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,553
God knows what
I ever did to them.
317
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,457
Olivia, give me
a little credit.
318
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,192
I'm a newspaper man.
319
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,261
I checked
Appleton's sources.
320
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,896
And they confirm
the rumors
321
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,064
I've been hearing
about you for years.
322
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,768
Now, I'd like to
give you the
opportunity to resign.
323
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,472
Oh, I have
no intention
of resigning.
324
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,409
I was hoping
you would say that.
325
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,845
That way I can say this.
"You're fired."
326
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:53,986
That felt good.
327
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,091
What do I need
with this two-bit
paper, anyway?
328
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:02,995
I think it's time
I took a bite
out of the Big Apple.
329
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,734
No way, lady.
Employees only.
330
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,376
Oh, that does
feel good.
331
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,847
You two should feel
proud of yourselves.
332
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,449
Lot of people wouldn't
have had the guts
333
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,250
to blow the whistle
on her.
334
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,653
Weren't you afraid
of losing your jobs?
335
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,955
We decided we'd rather
not work for a newspaper
336
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,991
that would fire
its employees
for telling the truth.
337
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,960
How about that?
338
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,029
I have Woodward
and Bernstein
in my basement.
339
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,399
Not bad.
340
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,771
Well, Balki,
341
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:45,872
Oh, cousin...
342
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,577
I... I'm sorry that
helping me means you don't
get an article
343
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,944
in The Sunday Magazine.
344
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,448
You're right.
345
00:21:56,416 --> 00:22:01,888
I won't.
346
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:05,392
And the future woman
of my dreams
thanks you, too,
347
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,927
because thanks to you,
348
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,962
she'll be able
to spend her
wedding night
349
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,564
the way it was
meant to be,
350
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:15,034
with a husband
who has
absolutely no idea
351
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,436
of what he's doing.
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