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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Balki, you'll never guess
who I just had coffee with.
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The mayor!
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Well, I didn't actually
have coffee with him
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this kinda thing
happens all the time.
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Well, not all the time,
but a lot.
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A whole lot.
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Yeah, I can't believe it.
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And now I'm working
for a major Chicago newspaper!
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That's... That's nice.
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Nice? It's terrific!
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Balki, I'm the city editor's
right-hand man.
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Well, not his
right-hand man exactly.
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I mean, you know,
I just
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run errands for him,
you know, but who cares?
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I have my foot
in the door.
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I'm finally on my way.
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The sky's the limit.
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Is that a hockey puck?
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Yes, cousin.
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It's a good thing
you weren't there.
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and looked like a piggy bank.
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The hockey game.
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We were supposed to go
to the hockey game tonight.
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I got you an Italian
beef sandwich.
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With no peppers.
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I know how they make
you puff up and turn red.
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I'm so sorry.
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I completely forgot.
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You have every right
to be angry with me.
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Oh, cousin, I'm not angry.
Oh, thank you.
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I'm just lonely
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and I guess, a little hurt.
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Well, Balki--
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I'm just lonely
and hurt
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and I guess,
a little disappointed.
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Well, Balki--
I'm just lonely and hurt.
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Disappointed and...
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Are you done?
Yes, I am.
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Well, Balki--
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All right, all right,
you're absolutely right.
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And I won't let it
happen again.
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I mean,
I'm happy for you.
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You're out there
building your dream,
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climbing every mountain,
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fording every stream.
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But I'm still
folding sweat shirts
for Mr. Twinkacetti.
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And that's isn't enough
anymore, is it?
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Balki, you know
what you need?
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A reason to live?
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Well, yeah, that.
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You need to go out
and look for a new job
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like I did.
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There are
thousands of jobs
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right here
in the newspaper.
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Now, now... Why don't
you just take tomorrow off
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and start looking around?
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Will you come with me?
I gotta work.
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Oh, I beg your pardon,
I forgot, you have a life.
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All right, all right,
I'll tell you what.
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Come down to the paper
at lunch tomorrow
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and we'll plan your strategy.
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Really?
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Oh, thank you, cousin.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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I'm sorry, I forgot
about the game.
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Oh.
I'll make it up to you--
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Oh.
And this looks great.
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Oh.
I'm starving.
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Yeah, you know, I...
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I guess I was
a little upset.
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I stuffed a lot of peppers
underneath your beef.
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How are you today,
Mr. Feldman?
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Not dead.
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Okay, basement level!
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Mailroom, storage,
archives, garage
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and Appleton's desk.
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Hi, baby.
Hi, Harriette.
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Clark, you check on
the Russian ship at the pier.
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See, if union lets him
unload that damn thing.
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Applegate.
Ah, that's Appleton, sir.
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Did you get
that list of the aldermen
that drive foreign cars?
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Yes, sir.
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Good job.
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I'll get right
on it, sir.
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Why is this mail
stacking up here?
What's going on?
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Where's Gorpley?
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Well, I think
he's in his office, sir.
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You'd think that
the head of the mailroom
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could at least
get the mail distributed.
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Gorpley!
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Cousin!
Balki!
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Cousin, I'm sorry
I'm late.
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This is the big building
I've ever seen.
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Pretty impressive, huh?
Yes!
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I've finally made it
to the big time.
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Oh, you know what?
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I ask everybody
in the building about you
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and they never
heard of you.
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Is this your office?
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It's humongous!
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the archives,
the storeroom.
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And this...
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...my office.
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Oh, cousin,
congratulations!
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You really stepped in
something good this time.
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Oh, I went down
to classifieds
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and I picked up a copy
of the want ads
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before they
hit the streets.
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Wow!
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Insider trading.
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Gorpley, why? Why is
all this mail here?
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This is
the mailroom, sir.
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Are you gonna let a great
metropolitan newspaper
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grind to a halt
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No, I'm hiring someone, sir.
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Well, I need someone
in this mailroom today.
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It's down the hall
next to the water fountain.
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I start today.
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Start what?
I need a job.
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What's your name?
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I have no idea.
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This is, uh,
Balki Bartokomous, sir.
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I can vouch for him.
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He's trustworthy,
hardworking, honest--
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What kind of a car
does the governor drive?
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Uh, I don't know, sir.
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Do you think you can get
that information for me today?
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Do you need a dime?
What is it?
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No, I'll get
right on it, sir.
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You need a job?
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Oh, thank you!
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Gorpley will
show you around.
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Uh...
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I have to go now.
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It's right down the hall
next to the water fountain.
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Myers! Did you
finish that column?
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Balki, you got the job!
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Cousin, isn't it wonderful?
We'll be working together.
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Now we're so happy,
we do the dance of joy!
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Oh, I get it.
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"Cousin." I see,
it's all falling into place.
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What's falling into place?
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Can you say, "nepotism"?
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Nepotism?
He asked me!
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You get a job working
for the city editor.
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Well, your family may have
gotten you in here
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but I decide
if you stay.
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Wait a minute.
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Aren't you going
to teach me
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the tricks
of the trade?
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Figure them out
for yourself.
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Well, Mr. Gorpley must have
a lot of confidence in me.
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Excuse me, the only thing
Gorpley's got
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is a nephew
who needs a job
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and you just took it.
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Now, listen here.
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You'd better be careful.
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One mistake,
and you gone.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you
for the warning, Mrs...
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Oh, I'm sorry, uh,
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Nice to meet you.
How do you do?
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Harriette runs
the elevator here.
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Oh!
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Well, your job must have
its ups and downs.
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Is this elevator
going up?
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No, this week
it's going sideways.
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Come on, Balki.
She's got work to do.
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Hang on.
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Don't do that, baby.
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Okay, buddy.
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Balki.
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Let's see
if you're qualified
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to work in a mailroom.
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I want you to sort this mail
according to zip codes.
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Hey, you wanna quit?
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No, no, no!
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I want to do
the best job I can.
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You know,
what I think?
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Oh, well, thank you
for the vote of confidence.
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I think we better wait
till I've earned it.
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Return to sender
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No such number
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No such zone
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Return to sender
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Balki.
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Balki, look busy.
Gorpley's coming.
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Look busy? I've been
busy since 4:00 a.m.
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All right, Balki,
watch yourself.
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Be careful.
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Gorpley told his secretary
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Oh!
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Point well taken, cousin.
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Do you think he means me?
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I think so.
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Hang in there.
You can beat this guy.
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Okay.
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Bartokomous!
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Well, you look like
you've got time to kill.
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Come here.
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Come...here.
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I volunteered you
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to address the company
Christmas cards
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by hand.
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And I need them
this afternoon.
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Uh, excuse me, uh...
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Isn't it a little early
for Christmas cards?
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I want to avoid
the holiday rush.
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Merry Christmas.
Oh, well.
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Thank you very much.
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Merry Christmas
to you, too.
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I don't know why everybody
calls you a slime bucket.
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Applebaum!
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I'm kinda short handed
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There's a bunch of kids
at the Kedzie Youth center
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that are staging
a demonstration.
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Somebody wants to pave over
their ball park
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and build a parking lot.
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I want you to check it out.
Yes, sir.
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Pictures?
I don't need pictures.
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I need a story.
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00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,153
Well, that's true, sir.
But my principle field
is photography.
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I have my own camera,
my own lenses, my own film.
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Now you've got
your own pencil.
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You can write,
can't you?
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Write You bet.
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Yes, I write constantly.
I'm a writing fool.
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Tomorrow morning?
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We're a daily newspaper.
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I need it by 4:30 today.
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Myers! I need that column!
I saw you, Myers.
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Cousin, I didn't know
you could write.
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Of course, I can, I studied
journalism in college.
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I know the five "W's"
of reporting.
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Who, what, how, when, how...
No, how's an "H."
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How, who,
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what, who, who, who...
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Boy, I'm in trouble.
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I finished.
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00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,339
I finished
400 Christmas cards.
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00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,079
Who am I
trying to kid?
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I'm not a reporter.
I'm a...litterbug.
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00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,720
Cousin, no, no, you're being
too hard on yourself.
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Cop a mellow attitude.
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00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,661
Now, you know, this looks
pretty good to me.
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"Pretty good"?
261
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,198
Pretty good,
do you think that's what
262
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,402
I wanna hear from Mr. Burns
263
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,503
Appleton.
264
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,105
I know my name!
265
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,808
This is for
the Chicago Chronicle.
266
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:45,378
If it's not great,
I won't get a second chance.
267
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,584
You finished?
Yes, yes, yes.
268
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,553
I'm finished.
269
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,189
This is all of 'em?
270
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,126
but I thought that I would
alphabeticalize them.
271
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,129
That okay?
272
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,496
You think you're
pretty smart, don't you?
273
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,366
Well, I'm no
Sam Donaldson but, uh...
274
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,536
We'll see
how smart you are.
275
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,139
I need 100 copies
of this flyer.
276
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,243
You've got ten minutes.
277
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,179
Hey, relax,
I'm looking out for ya.
278
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,318
See, I even got your stencil
all ready to go.
279
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:36,796
Ten minutes, Bartokomous.
280
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,531
Balki, you need help
with the mimeograph machine?
281
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,667
Oh, no, no, cousin.
Good.
282
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,835
Just...point it out to me.
283
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,704
Oh.
284
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,774
Back here, look here,
just wheel it out
to your table
285
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,442
and I'll plug it in.
286
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,213
All right.
287
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,521
LARRY: All right.
Get the stencil.
288
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,256
Okay.
All right.
289
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,192
Okay, get the paper.
290
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,663
Paper.
Okay, stencil's on.
291
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,632
Paper goes in here.
292
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,201
And you turn it on here.
293
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,935
Get it?
Got it.
294
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,204
Good.
295
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,249
How's it going, Balki?
Oh, it's going fine.
296
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,617
Just, just dandy.
297
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,552
You just
finish your article.
298
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,557
Balki.
No, no.
299
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,626
No problem. No problem.
It goes in here.
300
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,495
Appleby.
Uh, yes, sir?
301
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,597
I need that article
in five minutes.
302
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,300
Yes, sir. Appleton, sir.
Appleton.
303
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,941
All right.
Cousin, no.
304
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,545
Do this,
it'll just take a minute.
305
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,780
It'll be easier
if I can look at it, here.
306
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,316
All right, look, see,
here's the problem.
307
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,652
You've got all these papers
jammed under the drum.
308
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,220
Here, all right.
309
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,289
All right.
Oh.
310
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,523
Get the basket.
311
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,259
The basket?
The paper basket.
312
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,526
The paper basket.
313
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,928
I got it.
314
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,697
Balki!
315
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,699
Cousin. Cousin
316
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,100
It's alive!
317
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,369
And it's hungry!
318
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,672
I, uh...
319
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,773
I can't!
320
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,040
Oh! Cousin.
321
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,881
Balki!
What?
322
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,416
Balki, the plug.
What
323
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,084
The plug, the plug, the plug--
The plug?
324
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,586
The plug, Balki.
325
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,221
The plug!
326
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,893
Ow. Ow.
327
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:49,962
I did it!
328
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,198
Oh.
329
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,365
Appleman.
Ooh!
330
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,533
Where is the story?
331
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,767
Mr. Burns,
something came up.
332
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,637
And I still have
a bit of polishing to do.
333
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,039
This is... This is news,
not silverware!
334
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,441
I need a story.
335
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,075
Mr. Burns,
it was my fault.
336
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,178
I accidently
threw his article away
337
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,648
but I just found it.
338
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,949
If I could just
have a, have a--
339
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,719
It's pretty good.
340
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,522
I'd say
for your first assignment,
it's pretty good.
341
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,589
Yeah.
342
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,159
See you on Monday, Appleton.
343
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:26,599
Then maybe
you could explain to me
344
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,368
Balki, did you hear that?
Oh.
345
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,737
Yes, he got
your name right!
346
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,739
No, no.
347
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,940
Not that.
348
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,243
He said I did
a great job.
349
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,877
Well, but he actually said
was pretty good.
350
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,712
Yeah.
Which if you remember,
351
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,681
I also said "pretty good."
Yeah, right.
352
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,454
Gorpley, uh, could I talk
to you for just a second?
353
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,522
No.
Uh, Mr. Gorpley.
354
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,023
You have got
a gold mine here.
355
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,692
Just look at him.
356
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,494
You'll never find anyone
who will work this hard
as he will.
357
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,829
How can you fire
a man like that?
358
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,968
Mr. Gorpley,
I have only 19 flyers.
359
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,236
I have failed you.
360
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,872
Yes, you have.
You're fired.
361
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,774
See how easy it was?
362
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,809
Well, you're not
gonna get away with that.
363
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,678
Balki's done everything
you asked him to.
364
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,746
You have no right
to fire him.
365
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,418
Excuse me, sugar, you're going
by this the wrong way.
366
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,421
Gorpley...
367
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,556
I was gonna save this
for something big,
368
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,726
but I like the kid.
369
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,562
Now, either he stays
or I tell your wife
370
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,264
what you were doing
with Miss Passarelli
371
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,766
in my elevator
during the Christmas party.
372
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,044
I don't know,
what you're talking about?
373
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,680
Can you say, "Alimony"?
374
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,986
Hey, I like the kid, too.
375
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:59,058
You can stay. You can finish
those flyers next week.
376
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,327
Thank you.
377
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,799
Thank you, Harriette.
378
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,608
Well, I figured someone
had to look after you.
379
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,412
Congratulations, Balki.
380
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,613
You're gonna be here
next week.
381
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,482
Well, we both be here
next week.
382
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,351
I was here last week.
383
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:45,505
All right, let's see
what Larry Appleton has to say
384
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,808
about the protest
at the Kedzie Youth Center.
385
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,282
"Students at the Kedzie--"
386
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,551
Let me read it.
387
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,555
"Students at
the Kedzie Youth Center
388
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,256
"staged a demonstration
389
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,459
"to protest the building
of a parking lot
390
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:43,863
"over their ball field.
391
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,598
"promised to meet
with the students
392
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:49,068
"to discuss
their grievances."
393
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,911
That was beautiful.
394
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,583
Well, it never even would
have made it into the paper
395
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,751
if you hadn't fished it
out of the trash.
396
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,719
Oh, cousin, that's okay.
397
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,021
You helped me with my work
when you were on that deadline.
398
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,323
LARRY: No, I just saw
you were in trouble.
399
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,592
But you risked
your job for me.
400
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,360
Ah, it was instinct.
401
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,263
You know, Balki.
402
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,467
I think working together
at the newspaper
is gonna be great.
403
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,368
Oh, I do, too.
404
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,037
Cousin, your first
newspaper article.
405
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,105
Hmm.
406
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,478
Your first of many.
407
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:48,761
And you know what?
408
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:52,131
But not for
a long, long time.
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