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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you
just get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me now
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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Cousin, you'll
never guess what!
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Oh!
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Are you all right?
I couldn't be better.
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Mmm-hmm.
I have great news.
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I signed us up for three days
and two fun-filled nights
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at the Hidden
Mountain Ski Resort.
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We're going skiing!
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Skiing? What are
you talking about?
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That nice game where you
put sticks on your feet
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and slide down a mountain.
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Balki, I know
what skiing is.
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And I hate skiing.
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Oh, how do you know?
Have you ever tried it?
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Yes.
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Our family went
skiing every winter
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and every winter I spent
a week with my face in the snow.
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My brothers and sisters
would use me as a ski jump.
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I'm the only
Appleton who can't ski.
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But, cousin, you haven't
heard the best part yet.
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Balki, Balki--
It-it, let me--
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You signed me up
for something
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without my permission,
didn't you?
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Yes, I did, but-but--
And you shouldn't have.
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You shouldn't have.
Cousin, cousin, cousin--
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You shouldn't
have signed me up
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No, I shouldn't have.
Fine.
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I'm drained.
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But--
No matter what you do.
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But--
No matter what you say.
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No way are you getting
me up on that mountain.
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Hey, Larry, ready
to hit the slopes?
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Bad news, Jennifer.
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Cousin Larry and I
can't go skiing
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with you and Mary Anne.
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We can't?
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Oh, no, we needed two more
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to get a group rate.
Why can't you go?
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Because Cousin Larry
have a recess in his jeans.
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Uh, no, no, no, Balki, uh,
uh, what I, what I said was
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I had to reassess my means.
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Oh, and great news,
I can afford it.
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Oh, good,
because I need your check
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for the deposit.
It's $45.
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Forty five dollars.
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Well, that's
cheap when you're
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used to skiing at
Aspen or the Alps.
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But, cousin, you told
me you hate skiing!
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Alone, I hate
skiing alone.
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Going down the face
of a mountain
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where no man
has skied before.
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I want somebody
to share it with.
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Well, there
will be 20 of us!
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Cousin Larry used
to be a ski jump.
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Er.
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Ski jumper, yeah.
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Used to be a ski jumper.
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Oh, oh...
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Terrific.
Yeah.
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See you Friday.
Yeah.
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Me and Jennifer,
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long talks by the fire.
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Jacuzzi, moonlight.
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I wish I had time
to grow a beard.
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Sipping brandy.
Observation.
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Yes.
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A man says he hates skiing.
Yes.
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A woman he yearns
for walks into the room
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and suddenly that same
man is skiing the Alps.
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Now, uh, cousin,
konk me on the head
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with an anvil
if I'm wrong,
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but didn't you just tell
one lallopalooza of a lie?
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Not at all.
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You told me
you hate skiing!
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Balki, there's
a difference between skiing
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and skiing with Jennifer.
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One of them is a sport.
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The other is something
worth dying for.
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So, technically
I wasn't lying.
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Well, in Mypos
we have a saying.
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Do you want me to translate?
Not really, no.
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It says, "He who lies
falls into a deep pit."
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In America
we have a saying.
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"Butt out."
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Candlelit dinners,
romantic music.
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Maybe I should bring
my Julio Iglesias tapes.
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How do those boots feel?
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Well, ooh,
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kinda make you
walk like Lee Majors.
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How do I look?
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Like six million bucks.
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Okay, now, I got us a book
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that will teach us
everything we need to know.
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Have you seen the book?
Well, I think so.
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Ah, here it is.
Oh, where?
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Uh, careful.
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Maybe I'll just put them down.
Yes.
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I'll put them down,
you move the table
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over there.
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Boy, you know, these
boots are killing me.
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"The Zen Book Of Skiing.
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Achieving Oneness
with the Snow."
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"Oneness?"
Oneness.
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This book will teach you
to think like an expert skier.
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"Chapter one,
putting on your skis."
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Well, I can
get us that far.
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Here.
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It's easy, just step in.
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Toe in, heel down.
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Toe in... In.
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Heel down.
Yeah.
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Toe in, heel down.
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Toe in, heel down.
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Boy,
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Hmm.
Uh, how you get them off?
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All right, now, let me,
let me get the book.
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Just...
Yeah, yeah.
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No, Balki, I,
I, all right, no.
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Balki, look, back up.
Well, I--
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Back up, back up,
Balki, back up.
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You all right?
Think so.
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All right.
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Don't do that.
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All right. Back up.
Maybe I...
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Balki, Balki, let go.
You, let go.
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You, let go first.
No, you, let go.
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we'll both let go. Ready?
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BOTH: One, two, three.
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All right, on the count of three
we'll really let go. Ready?
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BOTH: One, two, three.
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All right, all right, move your,
move your right foot.
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Pick up, pick up your right
foot, put it over there.
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All right, move your left
foot, put it over there.
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All right, straighten out,
straighten out.
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All right, now
let's get the book.
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Any idea how we
can get over there?
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Ah, yes.
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Uh, you take your downhill ski,
or is it your uphill ski?
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No, you take
your downhill ski
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and you put it over
your uphill ski
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like that. Okay? Yeah.
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I remember this move
because my brothers and sisters
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used to use it
to step over me.
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Cousin, do-do
you really think
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you can be an expert skier
by tomorrow afternoon?
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Well, I'm going to try.
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Now, you just take your uphill
ski, put it over the other one
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and you're home free.
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Oh!
Oh!
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All right, all right,
Balki, you're right.
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Who was I trying to kid.
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I can't even ski
in my own living room.
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This isn't going to work.
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But, cousin, I'm sorry
to say this, but I'm glad.
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Now, you can make
a new beginning
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and tell
Jennifer the truth.
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The truth
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Who said anything
about the truth?
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I just need a better plan.
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How about this?
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As soon as we get
up there, I'll insist
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we go for one run
before the lifts close.
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Then after about 100 yards,
I'll fall in a soft spot
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fake an injury and spend
the rest of the weekend
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getting sympathy from Jennifer.
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Listen to yourself.
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You want to tell one more lie
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to cover up another.
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By the time it get to the bottom
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it's one humongous
snowball of lies!
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What happened to the pit?
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Where do you think
the snowball lands?
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Now, you think
everything is so simple.
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You think everything
is black and white.
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Well, it's not.
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There is a lot of gray
in this world. A lot.
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I'm simply
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reshaping the facts
into a greater truth.
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Cousin, why you
have to do that?
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Why you have to
reshape the facts?
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Balki, where have you been?
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I have been Larry Appleton
for the past six months
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and Jennifer isn't
interested in him.
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That's because she
never sees him.
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After she's blinded by love
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then I will show her
the real Larry Appleton.
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But tomorrow, all
Jennifer is going to see
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is Larry Appleton
downhill racer.
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Oh...
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That ski lift was fun.
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Wasn't it?
Yeah.
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You don't think anybody saw
me fall when I got off, do you?
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Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Those people were laughing
about something else.
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Now...
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I-I'm sorry about
skiing over your hand.
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Uh, oh, don't
worry about it.
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I'm used to it.
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All right, now
there's a good spot.
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in that soft pile of
snow and fake an injury.
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The pit deepens.
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All right, here come
the girls. Try to look cool.
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What are you guys
doin' over here?
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Trying to look cool.
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I'm just a sucker
for fresh powder.
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But the run is over there,
this side isn't even marked.
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Oh.
Looks too steep for me.
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Come on, take
a bite outta life.
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No guts, no glory.
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Ye-e-eah!
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Cousin, I think you
missed your soft spot!
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Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, ho, ho!
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Help! Help!
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Boy, he really likes
to show off, doesn't he?
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No, he's screaming for help.
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Help! Oh, no! Oh, no!
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No, no!
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Hang on, Larry, we're coming!
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Here we come!
Wait for me. Wait.
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We're on our way, Larr.
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Hang on.
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Wait, you wait.
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Whoo, oh...
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Whoo! Oh! Oh, baby.
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I'm skiing!
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Whoo!
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Cousin, are we
having fun or what?
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Yoo
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Oh, thank God.
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We finally found a place
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to get in out of the cold.
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And then we'll make
our way down the hill
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and see if we can
find the highway.
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We've been walking for
two hours, I'm exhausted.
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Well, I'll say one thing for us.
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I think we all achieved
oneness with the snow.
257
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,361
And you, you achieved
oneness with that tree, huh?
258
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,966
Do I have any more pine needles
sticking out of my forehead?
259
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,468
No.
260
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,041
at 60 miles per hour.
261
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,875
Oh, poor thing.
Sit down.
262
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,344
You must be
really shaken up.
263
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,580
No, I'm fine.
Uh, except for my ankle.
264
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,183
I think I twisted it.
265
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,885
Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
266
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,354
Well, it's getting dark.
267
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,423
I think we better
stay here for the night.
268
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,425
I-I don't think I can
walk on this ankle.
269
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,564
Hey, look, I found a blanket
and a bottle of wine.
270
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,167
You two get out
of your wet coats.
271
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,036
I saw some firewood outside.
272
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,103
Come on, Mary Anne.
273
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,272
Well, I'll open that.
274
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:26,119
Well, well, well.
275
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,756
Mr. Liar-Liar-Pants-On-Fire.
276
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,495
I hope you're happy.
Yes, very happy.
277
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,199
How can you say that?
278
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,234
We slide down the wrong
side of the mountain
279
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,336
wander around for two hours
280
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,439
bodies all aching
and racked with pain,
281
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,041
and now, we're
stuck in this cabin
282
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,776
with the girls
for the whole night.
283
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,717
You don't have
to thank me now.
284
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,922
Looks like fate has put us
right where we wanted to be.
285
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,691
Cousin, no! Not faith.
286
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,959
It's your lies
that put us here.
287
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,229
Fate, lies, what's
the difference?
288
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,532
My plan is working.
289
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:17,337
Cousin, don't you
see what's happening?
290
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:21,074
"Going wrong?"
Balki, look around.
291
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,110
I have wine,
a beautiful woman
292
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,977
a mountain cabin.
293
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,080
I guess this puts
an end once and for all
294
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,649
to the great
Myposian pit theory.
295
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,720
Well, maybe things
look good now
296
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,422
but you mark my words
297
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,591
it ain't over 'til
the fat lady eats.
298
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,674
It was the Giant Slalom
Finals at Innsbruck.
299
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,414
It came down to a duel
between Ingmar and myself.
300
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,752
We stared across at each
other with a fierce respect
301
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,020
born out of years
of intense competition.
302
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,656
It's getting deeper
303
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,226
and deeper.
304
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,329
Anyway, by the first turn
305
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,930
I was already
a split second ahead
306
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,600
but then fate stepped in.
307
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,035
A few meters in front
of me, frozen in fear
308
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,037
was a snowshoe rabbit.
309
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,106
Poor little rabbit.
What did you do?
310
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,276
Well, I lost the race.
311
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,678
How tragic.
312
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,081
Not really.
313
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,650
I grew up a lot on
the mountain that day.
314
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,522
You see, I could have
skied right through
315
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,791
that furry little creature
316
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,859
but I learned that
there are a lot of things
317
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,761
more important than winning.
318
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,563
Is the truth one of them?
319
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,169
Anyway, my racing
days are in the past.
320
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,871
I like to live
in the present.
321
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,673
There's so much I
don't know about you.
322
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,476
Hmm, you can say that
again, and that reminds me
323
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,214
I have a story.
It's called...
324
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,720
What does that mean?
325
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,756
It means the little
goat herder who lied.
326
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,127
Well, I think the girls
are a little tired of stories.
327
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,362
Not at all.
Go ahead, Balki.
328
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,564
Once upon a time
329
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,434
there was
a little goat herder
330
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,337
and he had curly brown hair
331
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:34,274
and, uh, little round cheeks
332
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,443
and, uh, no upper lip at all.
333
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,680
Balki.
334
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,316
It came to pass
that the king
335
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,452
announced a royal yak hunt.
336
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,087
Well, that was a wonderful
337
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,556
little folktale.
More wine, anyone?
338
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,191
It was the day of the hunt
339
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,526
and the little goat herder
340
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,528
decided to show off
for the fair maiden.
341
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,598
So he shot
an arrow into the air
342
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,301
and where it landed
he didn't care.
343
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,805
But he should have,
because it hit the king
344
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,508
right smack in
the royal buttocks.
345
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,446
And they all lived
happily ever after?
346
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,682
The king was
exceeding angry
347
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:19,018
and he threw the little
goat herder into a dungeon.
348
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,788
A dungeon not unlike a pit.
349
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,560
I think I saw that on TV.
350
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,764
Wasn't Richard Chamberlain
the little goat herder?
351
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,506
Ah, those Mypos tales.
352
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,274
Who knows what they mean?
353
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,809
And who cares?
354
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,379
Well, this is the last log.
Hmm.
355
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,817
Well, you know, the best
way to fight off the cold
356
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,486
is with, uh, body heat.
357
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,288
That's a great
last resort
358
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,856
but we have a fire.
359
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,157
Uh, I'll just get
some more wood.
360
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,360
Oh, no, no, no,
you stay here.
361
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,829
I'll go get it.
Uh. That's a man's job.
362
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,499
How's that ankle?
363
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,336
Oh, huh. Well, comes and goes.
364
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,003
Changes legs too.
365
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,075
Are you sure you
don't need any help?
366
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,845
Oh, no, no, I'll just go
rustle up some firewood.
367
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,248
Love to breath that
fresh mountain air.
368
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,822
Good Lord, it's cold out here.
369
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:38,865
I'm getting hungry.
370
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,934
I'm really sorry that
we ruined your ski trip.
371
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,804
Oh, that's okay,
I'm having fun.
372
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,748
Well, it's a good thing
I brought my body.
373
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,866
Wow!
374
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,171
Did you feel that?
Well, of course, I did.
375
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,073
Don't be ridiculous.
376
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,912
I still respect you.
377
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,316
I think we just
had an earthquake.
378
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,184
They don't have
earthquakes in Wisconsin.
379
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,386
It was probably
just an avalanche.
380
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,721
Hmm.
381
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,491
Cousin Larry!
382
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,152
I found the wood.
383
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,995
Get him to the couch.
384
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,172
Oh, Larry, are you okay?
385
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,642
I was outside. I was happy.
386
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,812
I found the perfect log.
387
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,881
And suddenly I heard this...
This-this...
388
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,749
Rumbling?
Yes, this rumbling.
389
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,819
And I turned around
and saw this big, this big...
390
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,822
Mountain?
Yes, mountain!
391
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:45,892
The mountain started chasing
me towards the-the-the...
392
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,093
Pit?
393
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,167
No, not the pit.
394
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,436
Where we are now,
the cabin!
395
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,539
I never saw so much snow!
396
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,774
There was enough snow
to cover this entire...
397
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,963
Oh, cousin,
we're buried alive.
398
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,865
Not for long.
399
00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,700
Very soon
we'll all be dead.
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