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Sometimes the
world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you
just get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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On the wings of my dream
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Through rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's
gonna stop me now
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Nothing's gonna stop me
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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Oh, great. Here, just set
them down. Easy, real easy.
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Just set them down there.
Real easy.
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Thank you.
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Can I help you?
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where do you
keep your T
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Well, I keep them
in my drawer.
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Where do I come up with them?
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No, okay. Eh, ahem.
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The T-shirts are right here
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and I think this one
is in your size.
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Hey, hey! Don't hustle me.
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Okay. Uh, you look around first
and... And then I'll hustle you.
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My marbles.
My slingshot.
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Ah! A third-grade
test paper.
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Look at that, I got an A.
Oh!
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Minus.
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Well, I saved all
this stuff from childhood.
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My parents sent everything.
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Ah-ah-ah. That's not trash.
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Looks like garbage to me.
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What this
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No.
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No, that's not a crutch.
It's a pogo stick.
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Well, of course it is.
Don't be ridiculous.
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You got a pogo ball
in here, somewhere?
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Balki, here. Let me
show you how this works.
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This is the greatest
toy in the world.
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I spent half my childhood
on this thing.
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Ooh!
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What else does it do?
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Nothing else. That's it.
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Guess you had to be there.
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Right, fine.
Fine, forget it.
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Just trying to share
a little bit of my life.
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Oh, cousin, I'm...
I'm sorry.
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Did you pay money for this?
No, forget it.
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Oh, oh. My bike.
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Black Beauty.
How are you, fella?
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Balki. This is
my bike, Black Beauty.
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Black Beauty and I
grew up together.
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We even did a wheelie once,
didn't we, fella? Whoo.
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Hey, if you're finished
talking to the bicycle,
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can I buy this pen
and get out of here?
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That's a good choice,
a very good choice.
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You know,
they're only 50 cents
and they write forever.
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You're a very
smart shopper.
Yeah, yeah.
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And, uh, a very busy
one too. Hey, what's this?
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But you'll need
batteries for that.
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Balki, he was stealing.
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I wasn't gonna steal it.
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Oh, cousin, he, uh,
probably meant to pay for it
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and then he forgot.
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Yeah, that's it.
I forgot. Can I go now?
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No, you cannot go now.
I want your name and address.
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I am going to
call your mother.
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No, you're not.
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Oh, wait a minute. You
forgot your notebook.
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"Eddie."
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Eddie. Uh-huh.
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"Eddie Harris,
315 Lincoln Avenue."
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Well, I'll be snookered.
So do we.
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Howdy, neighbor.
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Look, I don't want any trouble.
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I just moved in.
I'll make you a deal.
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You don't call my mom, and I
won't come in your store again.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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But don't
let it happen again.
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Boy.
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A kid starts off shoplifting...
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Pretty soon he's stealing
hubcaps, then the whole car.
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Ends up in and out of prison.
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Never has a shot
at a decent life.
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Oh, cousin, that's terrible.
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Yeah, it is.
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If only someone would take
the time to point him
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in the right direction.
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Maybe he'd have a chance.
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Well, I gotta get
this stuff upstairs.
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But, cousin, we have the time.
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Well, maybe we could
spend some time with him.
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I mean, I'm pretty good
with kids.
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I grew up with a lot
of brothers and sisters.
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Tomorrow's Saturday.
We could start helping him then.
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Or we can start right now.
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Give me 25 cents.
Okay. Why?
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Well, we gotta pay for the pen
we let him walk out with.
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That's right, Mrs. Harris,
your son, Eddie.
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Yeah, we really do want
to spend the day with him.
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Yes, I'll be sure to
keep my hand on my wallet.
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I understand that
it's my funeral
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but I'm willing to
take that chance.
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Yeah, bye-bye.
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Interesting woman.
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I'm beginning to get some
insight into Eddie Harris
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or Fast Eddie, as his mother
affectionately calls him.
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Why she call him that?
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Well, probably because
he's growing up too fast.
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He's been arrested twice
for shoplifting,
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and she didn't go into it,
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but they can't
go back to Florida.
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Oh, cousin, that the
saddest story I ever hear.
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Hmm.
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Except for the woman I read
about in the checkout line
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who had feet
the size of watermelons.
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Well, we can't
help her, can we?
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No, no.
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But we can help Eddie.
Yes.
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We'll use the three P's.
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Patience, perseverance
and pride.
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Well, cousin, I was thinking
maybe we could, er,
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play boochi tag with him.
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No, no. No boochi tag.
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We're not playing
any Mypos games.
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Oh, but cousin, it's fun,
and it's really easy to play.
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Balki, I said no.
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You're it.
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Balki, I told you,
I'm not playing.
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Yes, I know, but...
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You have to
because you're it.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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And, you know, once a game
of boochi tag starts,
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you have to play it
until it's over.
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No, I don't have to.
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Well, okay, in that case,
you just have to be it forever.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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Balki, I'm not playing
any childish game of tag.
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You're it.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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Boochi.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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Ah.
Ah.
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All right. All right.
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You win.
Mmm-hmm.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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Ha!
Ha-ha.
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Yah!
Ho-ho.
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What's this?
Hmm? Oh.
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Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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You're it.
No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
I just tagged you.
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Yes, I know but I'm not it.
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Why not?
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Did I mention that
Dimitri was the boochi?
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You made that up.
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Eddie.
Eddie.
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Hi, Eddie.
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So let's get this over with.
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How do you feel
about pottery?
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What?
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Are you serious?
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Or we could go on a walking tour
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of the major architectural
sights downtown.
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Or we could play video games
until our eyes fall out
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and then eat hot dogs
until we bust a gut.
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Now, that sounds better.
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Okay, let's go.
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You know, Balki.
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I really had
a great time yesterday.
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I saw him smile twice.
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Did you notice after we
bought him the 12th hot dog
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he said thank you?
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You know, I think we have
a gift for working with kids.
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Yeah, I do too.
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Balki.
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What are you doing?
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Looking for those
Monster Man tattoos.
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Surprise. I already got them.
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Maybe we should
give those to Eddie.
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I don't think so.
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You know, he's
not such a bad kid.
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I don't know why his mother
gives him such a hard time.
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If she just had a
little faith in him.
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Just a little bit
of trust, you know,
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that would be all it would...
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Balki, Balki.
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What, what?
Black Beauty is gone.
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That rotten kid stole my bike.
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Let's go upstairs to Eddie's
apartment and get Black Beauty.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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How can you be so sure it
was Eddie who took the bicycle?
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Who else could it be?
He's the only thief
who lives in the building.
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Wait, wait.
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Maybe he did take it
but just to borrow.
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Oh, I'm sure you have
a perfectly logical
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explanation for
his borrowing my bike.
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Well, of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous.
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What is it?
I don't know.
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But, cousin,
if you want to help somebody
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you've got to give him
the benefit of the dou-wet.
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Dou
Dou-wet.
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You have to trust him.
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Balki, his own
mother doesn't trust him.
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The entire state of Florida
doesn't trust him.
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Eleven million
people can't be wrong.
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No, wait a minute,
wait a minute. Wait.
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Now, cousin, Eddie is coming
down here in a minute.
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You have to promise
you'll give him a chance.
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Remember the three P's.
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Patience, perseverance
and pride.
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Balki, when it comes
to Eddie, the only three P's
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are police,
prosecution and prison.
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Cousin, this is America.
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And every man is innocent
until proven guilty.
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You haven't even heard
his side of the story yet.
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Now, you promise me,
that you will keep an open mind.
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No. I don't have
to promise anything.
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What are you doing?
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Promise you'll keep
an open mind.
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No.
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Promise?
No!
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Well, then I'll just
hold you here
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until your hair falls out.
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All right, all right. I promise,
I will keep an open mind.
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Okay.
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So, are you guys
ready to go?
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You're not going
anywhere, punk.
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Cousin.
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I thought we were
going to the movies.
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Cousin Larry is a little upset
because his bike is missing.
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Hey, don't look at me, I don't
know anything about his bike.
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You see?
Mmm-hmm.
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Then what's he doing
with this?
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It's one of Black Beauty's
streamer strands.
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I found it in the hall.
Oh, yeah, tell me another.
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I want my bike back,
you freckle-faced felon.
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This is very important, and I
want you to tell me the truth.
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Did you take
Cousin Larry's bike?
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No, I did not take his bike.
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I knew you didn't do it.
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You just can't
accept it, can you?
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When are you gonna see this kid
for what he really is?
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Does he have to
steal your shoes?
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00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,410
Eddie, do me a favor.
When you take his wallet,
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leave his driver's license.
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00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,283
I get enough of this
garbage at home.
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00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,025
I'm calling Eddie's mother.
No. Why you do that?
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00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,494
Because she can
get my bike back.
257
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,130
But cousin,
Eddie did not take the bike.
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00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,864
And you'll get him
into trouble.
259
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,800
Don't worry about Eddie.
I'm sure he'll continue
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00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,169
a life of crime and someday
write a best-selling book.
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00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,473
But, cousin, he told us...
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00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,175
Why you can't
trust and believe him?
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00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,078
Oh, trust Eddie?
Believe Eddie? Fine.
264
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,316
Yeah, why don't we just
invite him down here
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00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,184
to steal whatever
his little heart desires?
266
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,686
No, no. Why stop at Eddie?
267
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,323
Why not invite every thief
in the city?
268
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:40,026
Hey, everybody,
we've got a new stereo.
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00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,994
Anybody wanna steal it?
Help yourself!
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00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,698
It's bargain day at Larry
and Balki's Rip-Off City!
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00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,100
Oh, cousin.
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00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,470
Ah! Ow! Oh. Oh.
Ooh! Ooh!
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Got you.
Oh!
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00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,445
You seem troubled.
275
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,848
Do you think so?
276
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,950
Yes, I can tell because
that vein on your neck
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00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,620
is popping out
and your upper lip
has disappeared altogether.
278
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,358
I'm calling Eddie's mother.
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00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,725
No, no, cousin, cousin...
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00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,228
Cousin...
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00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,400
Hello, Mrs. Harris,
this is Larry Appleton.
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00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,136
Cousin, it's your bike.
283
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,572
It's about Eddie.
Cousin.
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00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,475
I'll have to call
you back. Bye-bye.
285
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,845
Jennifer, Black Beauty.
286
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,682
Oh, thank you.
I've been working on my tan.
287
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,690
It seems okay.
No nicks, no dents.
288
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,991
Where did you find it?
289
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:55,702
I found it in the hallway.
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00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,136
You borrowed it?
291
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,206
Well, yes,
my car was in the garage
292
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:03,910
and I needed
to go pick it up.
293
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,579
Oh, it's no bother.
I didn't miss it at all.
294
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:16,055
Didn't miss it at all?
295
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,357
Was that you?
296
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,496
Well, it's my childhood bike.
I'm kind of attached to it.
297
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,567
I think it's obvious
that Larry's suffering
298
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,302
from severe separation anxiety
299
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,938
caused by the temporary loss
of his childhood bicycle.
300
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,676
Where do you learn
stuff like this?
301
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,845
I watch Oprah.
302
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,184
Thanks again, Larry.
Oh, any time, Jennifer.
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00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,686
Bye.
Bye.
304
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,725
Got my bike back.
Mmm-hmm.
305
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:26,826
Mmm-hmm.
306
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,799
It wasn't stolen.
No, no, no.
307
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,606
I know what you're thinking.
Oh...
308
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:47,714
You're thinking that
I didn't give Eddie a chance.
309
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,386
And you're
disappointed in me
310
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,988
because when
the going got tough...
311
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,257
I gave up on him.
312
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,893
And, uh...
313
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:06,799
Uh... No.
314
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:17,977
No?
315
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,046
Come in.
316
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,115
My mom said I had to come
down here. What do you want?
317
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:27,654
You got your bike back.
318
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,589
Eddie, I know
you didn't take it.
319
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,293
You stole your own bike?
320
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,365
What a lame-o.
321
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:45,405
I'm guilty of accusing
you falsely. I was wrong.
322
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,708
I'm sorry.
323
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,447
Can I go now?
324
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,822
See, I have this problem.
325
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:06,693
So, I thought I'd give it
to somebody who could use it.
326
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:10,029
Are you interested?
You're giving me your bike?
327
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:17,904
Yeah.
328
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,906
I don't get this guy.
329
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,443
Sometimes I don't either.
He's very complex.
330
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,946
But inside that little man,
331
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:31,017
beats a heart
as big as a liver.
332
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,489
I never had a bike before.
333
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,458
Well, you do now.
334
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,693
Ah, thanks.
I'll take good care of it.
335
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,529
Could you do me
one favor, though?
336
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,665
Could you tell my mom
you gave it to me,
337
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,467
so she doesn't think
I stole it?
338
00:22:49,268 --> 00:23:11,390
Sure thing.
339
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,159
That was a very
nice thing you did.
340
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,961
Ah, big deal.
341
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,829
I gave him a bike.
342
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,899
I also called him a thief
and a freckle-faced felon.
343
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:23,636
I thought
I was good with kids,
344
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:26,205
but I really
messed up this one.
345
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:27,507
That's not true.
346
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,141
You made a very good
start with him
347
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,343
and then something
bad happened.
348
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,813
And then you lost your mind.
349
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,919
Thanks for clearing
that up for me.
350
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,557
Cousin, you pointed him
in the right direction.
351
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,759
And if he follows
your example,
352
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,562
someday he'll be
as good a man as you are.
353
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,532
Well, I think maybe
he should aim higher.
354
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,036
This Mypiot thinks
it's pretty high.
355
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,740
I know how to
cheer you up.
356
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,010
We could play
a game of boochi tag.
357
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,512
Oh...
358
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,146
No, no, Balki.
359
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,483
I don't want
to play boochi tag.
360
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,926
Boochi, boochi, boochi.
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00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,099
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