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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dreams
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On the wings of my dreams
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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My life
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My dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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My life
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My dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Watch out, Gilligan.
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Skipper's got a frying pan.
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Oh, Gilligan.
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You are one dumb cookie.
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Balki.
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You're not gonna
believe it.
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Here, read this.
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"Dear sirs,
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"The ma-nage-ment--"
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"is happy to inform you..."
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"That you are the winners
of a state-of-the-art
double-door refrigerator."
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Yes!
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BALKI: "Refrigerator
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"or a free trip for two
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"to ex-ci-ting Las Vegas."
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BOTH:
Hey!
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BOTH:
Hey, hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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I've always dreamed
of going to Vegas.
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Well, dream on
because we're taking
the refrigerator.
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What's wrong with Vegas?
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Are you kidding?
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Vegas is a moral wasteland.
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When were you in Vegas?
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Well, I...
Never.
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But I saw Ocean's Eleven.
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All Vegas is is gambling,
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flashing lights,
big name entertainers
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and showgirls
in skimpy costumes.
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You're right, let's pack.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey
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Hey
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Balki!
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It even talks to you.
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It tells you when you
leave the door open.
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It tells when
you're low on eggs.
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When you eat too much,
it talks down to you.
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I want to go to Vegas.
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Well, my name was
on the entry too
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and I want
the refrigerator.
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and here I am.
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To go one of the most famous
place in the world.
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And... And you want
a refrigerator?
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It has a lettuce crisper.
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Cousin, I know
a way to decide.
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Put your hands
out like this.
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In Mypos, this is how
the parents choose
a bride for their son.
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Dimbodega dimbodega
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Dabodega smack
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Bobedega dimbodega
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Bimbodega hack
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That's a ridiculous way
to decide anything.
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That's what
the groom usually say.
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This is America.
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Now, you call it.
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Heads!
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Drat.
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I lose.
I always lose.
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Vegas!
Here we come!
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Oh, cousin, we're going
to have an adventure.
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Well, I'll go.
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But I won't have any fun.
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But of course not.
I wouldn't expect you to.
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It's everything
I dreamed Vegas would be.
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Me, too.
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Oh, look.
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Somebody left
a beautiful pen.
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Look, free champagne!
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Sure, they want
you to get drunk
so you'll gamble more.
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Don't touch this until
we get back to Chicago.
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Now, I'm gonna put
my luggage in my room
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Now, that's great art.
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The whole village
could sleep on this.
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"Magic fingers,
25 cents."
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Vegas.
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Cousin Larry,
come here!
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Don't tell me.
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You found the stationery.
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Wayne Newton is here!
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He is the biggest selling
record artist on Mypos.
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The man is a legend.
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We must go see him.
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Danke schoen, darling,
Danke schoen
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Well, I did make a list
of some fun things to do.
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I thought at 11:00,
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That'll get us
back here by 4:30.
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Then it's a 15-minute walk
to the Liberace museum.
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An hour for the tour,
if we, uh, skip
the shoe collection.
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And then we can end the day
with a nice desert walk.
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Cousin Larry,
you are leaving out
the most fun thing of all.
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The casino.
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No, no.
Absolutely no casinos.
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Why not?
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To take all the fun
out of the trip.
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To protect you.
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Who Uncle Pete?
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Uncle Pete was a gambler.
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He gambled away
everything he owned.
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His car, his house.
We never did find
Aunt Susan.
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And that's why
you can't go
into a casino.
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I want
to go to casino.
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All right, maybe...
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After the desert walk
and before Wayne Newton
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we can walk
through the casino.
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Oh, boy!
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But no stopping.
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Ohh, boy.
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We should have taken
the refrigerator.
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Well, it's a little
late for that now.
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MAN 1: Place your bets.
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MAN 2: Do it.
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What... What is this?
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This is the bar.
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But, what was that
we just ran through?
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That was the casino.
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Cousin, why
you didn't tell me?
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I want to see
the casino.
Hey!
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You got a great view
from right here.
Look at them.
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You wanna become one of those
miserable souls out there?
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Yes.
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No, you don't.
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Boy, they're hiding
it well.
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Balki, you just sit down,
order a drink and I'll go
get our tickets.
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But I want to--
Balki, sit.
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Stay. Stay.
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Remember Uncle Pete.
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MAN 1: No more breaks.
MAN 2: Yes, sir.
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Hi, there.
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Wanna have a good time?
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Well, I've already been
to the Liberace Museum.
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Let's start again.
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Hello, Wendy.
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Are you a show girl?
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I love the theater.
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Look, so do you wanna
party or what?
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Oh, I'd love
to go to a party.
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Can I bring cousin Larry?
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I got the tickets.
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Cousin Larry,
this is Wendy.
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Hello, Cousin Larry.
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Hello, Wendy.
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Balki, what are you doing
with this woman?
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Shooting the breeze.
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She wants to
go to a party.
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I bet she does.
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Uh...
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This man has no money.
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Hi, there.
Wanna have a good time?
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Balki...
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What were you
doing with her?
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Don't you know what that
woman does for a living?
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Well, of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous.
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She does Hamlet
in a rubber suit.
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No?
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Well, let's just
say that, uh,
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BOTH: Ohh!
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Ohh!
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She's a sheepherder.
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That's right.
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Why don't you and I
go get ready for the show?
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Oh, we have
plenty of time.
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I have... A quarter.
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I want to hit the slots.
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All right. This will
be a good lesson for you.
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until you throw
your money away.
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Go ahead, put your money
in the machine,
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pull the handle
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There, I hope you're happy.
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I love Vegas!
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So, this is what
a casino looks like.
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Different when
you're not running.
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Okay, you've seen it.
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If you stay here,
you'll catch the fever.
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What fever?
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I hit $150 jackpot.
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Balki, I forbid you
to stay here.
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Well, papa, don't preach.
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I'm a big boy now.
I can look after myself.
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That's just what
Uncle Pete said
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just before he gambled
away his pacemaker.
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Cousin, I am going
to go gambling.
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All right, all right.
Fine.
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This will be
a good lesson.
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You've had the thrill
of victory,
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What is this game?
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It's called Roulette.
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The odds are
really against you.
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Why don't you try it?
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All right, if you think
I should.
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Dimbodega dimbodega
dabodega...
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Good, 32.
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Number 32.
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This is fun.
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00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,262
Can you teach me how
to spin the marble?
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00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,496
No.
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Bets.
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00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,936
All right, we don't
have much time
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if we wanna see
Wayne Newton.
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I'm gonna have to help you
lose your money.
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How much
should we bet?
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and you'll be broke
and miserable.
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Good strategy.
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Number 36.
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Cousin, you won!
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I can't get a break.
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Oh, I lose.
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00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,960
Now, how do you feel?
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Believe me,
you're a better person for it.
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00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,637
Now, soon as I lose
the rest of your money
we can go to the show.
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Number 36.
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Cousin, you did
pretty good.
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00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,119
Yeah, I guess I would be,
if I was trying to win.
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00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,522
Let's try my birthday.
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00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,428
Cousin, almost time
for Wayne show.
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00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,798
No, Balki, I can't leave.
I still have this money
to lose for you.
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00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,133
But, Wayne is waiting.
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00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,567
All right,
I'll tell you what.
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Here's your ticket
to the show.
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I'll catch up with you
as soon as I lose this.
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Number 24.
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I win. I win!
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00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,513
Are you sure
you don't mind?
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Hmm?
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00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,284
Cousin, are you
all right?
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I'm fine.
I'll see you at the show.
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00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,423
Why don't you come now?
No, you go ahead.
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Save my seat.
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00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,597
Danke Schoen...
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00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,138
Okay, baby needs
a new pair of shoes.
254
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,041
Double down, boxcars,
let it ride.
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00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,009
Number 24, again.
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00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,045
Yes, yes!
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00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,756
Come on, 12.
Lucky number 12.
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Number 22.
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00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,597
I was gonna bet 22.
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Okay, give me 22.
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Cousin.
What, what?
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I waited and waited
for you.
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And I worried for you.
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Why you didn't come
to see Wayne?
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00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,813
Well, I would have
but I, uh...
266
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,582
I, uh, I sold my ticket.
267
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,017
Number 12.
268
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:06,959
Okay, come on.
Give me six, 12, 22
269
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,362
and all the blacks.
270
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,265
Why you sold your ticket?
271
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,134
Gambling takes money.
272
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,835
Well, you have
plenty of money.
273
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,105
You can never
have enough money.
274
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:23,343
Cousin, I'm confused.
275
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,478
Well, school's out.
276
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,216
Come on, six,
12, 22 and all the blacks.
277
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,319
Number seven.
278
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,387
Red.
279
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,162
Cousin, where
you got those chips?
280
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,796
I sold my plane ticket.
281
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,267
You sold your plane ticket?
282
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,136
How are you going
to get home?
283
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,772
Don't worry.
284
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,942
I think you take after
285
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,044
One more time
for number 12.
286
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,679
No, no. I don't
let you do that.
287
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,047
No, Balki, just put
those on the 12.
288
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,049
No, no.
No, Balki, wait.
289
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,517
Oh, look,
there's Wayne Newton.
290
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,719
Wayne!
Everything on the 12.
291
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,121
Spin it. Spin it.
292
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,123
You tricked Balki.
293
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,259
You used Wayne's
name in vain.
294
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,960
I can't let you
gamble away
295
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,428
everything like
your Uncle Pete.
296
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,138
Balki...
297
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,275
Why don't you the nice men
back their marble?
298
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,413
Not until you promise
to stop gambling.
299
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,883
He just doesn't understand
good, clean fun.
300
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,118
Promise.
301
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,823
All right, good.
302
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:52,565
Don't you ever,
ever do that again.
303
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,469
Now, go to your room.
304
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,573
I'm not going anywhere.
I lied.
305
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,176
Well, then,
I lied too.
306
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,212
Balki, give me back
those chips!
307
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,146
Number 12.
308
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,848
No, no.
309
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,618
Balki! Balki!
310
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,194
Here's Larry!
311
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,869
I want my money!
312
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,679
Argh!
313
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,617
It's all right.
314
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,721
Everything's all right.
315
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,823
I forgive you.
316
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,199
I know you're here.
317
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,239
I can smell my chips.
318
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,615
Whoa...
319
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,949
Well...
320
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,908
BOTH: Ooh!
321
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,548
Give me my chips.
322
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,563
There is no Cousin Larry.
323
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,698
There's only Lucky Larry!
324
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,368
And I'm going
for the big jackpot!
325
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,937
I'm gonna blow
this town wide open!
326
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,773
Now, give me my chips.
327
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,274
You don't know
what you're doing.
328
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,477
I know exactly
what I'm doing.
329
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,750
Uncle Pete!
330
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,488
Oh! Oh, my God.
331
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,659
What's happening?
332
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,494
Well, I'm no expert.
333
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,367
But as far as I can tell,
334
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,802
you just went off
the deep end.
335
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,005
I don't know
what's happening to me.
336
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,541
I... I thought I came along
to protect you.
337
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,110
And, uh, now look at me.
338
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,012
I sold my
Wayne Newton ticket.
339
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,647
I sold my plane ticket.
340
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,550
I sold the free champagne.
341
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,689
I'm...
342
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,858
I'm a compulsive gambler.
343
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,897
No, you are not.
344
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,566
You're just a regular person
who got caught up
345
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,635
in the excitement
of Vegas.
346
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,805
Am I?
347
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,476
Well, you don't bet
on the football pools
348
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,177
or the horses at home,
do you?
349
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:29,115
That's true.
350
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,517
you told me not
to waste my money.
351
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,951
I did, I did.
352
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,054
Do you feel
like gambling now?
353
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,826
of another casino
for as long as I live.
354
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,152
Come again?
355
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,157
You're problem is,
you either go too far
356
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:18,731
or you don't go at all.
357
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,800
I've always had trouble
with the middle.
358
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:26,105
Cousin, you just need
some practice having fun.
359
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:27,940
I could help you.
360
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,377
For instance, this weekend,
we could have little fun.
361
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:35,414
Then next weekend, we could
have a little more fun.
362
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,349
And then in a couple of years,
363
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,919
you could be
a real party animal,
364
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,087
like me.
365
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,255
Do you think so?
366
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:46,025
Well, of course I do.
367
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,960
And don't worry
about your plane ticket.
368
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:51,464
I'll loan you the money.
Oh, Balki, thank you.
369
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,700
I owe you a lot.
370
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,635
I know.
371
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,707
I would?
I would. I would.
372
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,976
That's nice.
373
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,714
Now, let's go
do something fun.
374
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,116
Can we catch
Wayne Newton's second show?
375
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,618
Now, you're talking.
376
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:14,987
Larry Appleton, you're going
to be one fun guy.
377
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:17,857
Danke Schoen...
378
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,066
BOTH:
When you tore your dress
379
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,535
What a mess
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