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Sometimes the world
Looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you
Just get a feeling
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Like you need
Some kind of change
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No matter what
The odds are this time
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Nothing's going
To stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
A light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me now
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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We goin' ridin'
On the freeway of love
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Wind's against our back
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We goin' ridin
On the freeway of love
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In a pink Cadillac
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Guess who has a date
with Bonnie Kleinschmidt?
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Pat Sajak.
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Close.
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Me. Larry Appleton. Stud.
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I have a date with
Bonnie Kleinschmidt.
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Fourth runner-up in
the Miss Chicago Beauty Contest.
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But I thought she always
laugh in your face
when you ask her out.
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She's beautiful
when she laughs.
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But she won't be laughing
in this face anymore.
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I have two tickets to
the Bruce Springsteen Concert.
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So that's how
you get dates.
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You bribe them.
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It's a method.
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When I walk
into that stadium,
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and say, "Whoa,
way to go, Appleton."
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I'm happy for you.
Now let's go.
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Where?
Where.
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He broke his leg. Remember?
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Yeah, I remember,
but I'm not going.
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But...
You promised.
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Does this mean we're not
going out for ice cream either?
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Balki, I agreed to
our little field trip
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before I had
a date with Bonnie.
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I don't wanna risk missing
that date by getting sick.
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Hospitals are
crawling with germs.
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What germs is?
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that cause sickness,
disease and death.
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They're all over,
every place.
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Are there any here now?
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On this table, on that
couch, all over this can.
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I don't see anything.
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Nobody can see them.
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See, germs are
little, tiny things
that travel through the air
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and they get into your body,
and they make you sick.
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Tell me about these
little invisible creatures.
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Do they have a leader?
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Okay, Balki.
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You may not believe it,
but germs are real.
I should know.
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Every time there was
something really important
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in my life, germs
ruined it for me.
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I missed my
sixth-grade graduation.
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I missed the spelling bee,
and I was a shoo-in.
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And I am not going to
miss Bonnie Kleinschmidt.
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Okay, I'll go to the hospital.
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You stay here.
I'll go visit our boss.
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And when he says,
"Where's Appleton?"
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I'll say, "Oh, him?
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Okay, five minutes. No more.
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Don't worry, I'll
watch out for germs.
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Got him.
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Boy, American
hospitals are wonderful.
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Do they keep the animals
on another floor?
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Yes.
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Now, can we just say,
"Get well,"
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A Mypos army helmet.
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Balki.
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Balki, take that off.
It is not a helmet.
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What is it?
It's, oh...
It's not a helmet.
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Okay, now we
have three minutes.
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WOMAN:
Telephone, please, Dr. Klein.
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Hello, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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Don't tell me, you're
here for your lobotomy.
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No, we didn't come for fun.
We came to visit you.
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Hello, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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I'm, I'm sorry
about your leg.
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Whoa. Before you go,
uh, here, lower my leg.
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Use the crank, and you
hold my foot gently.
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It hurts.
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Gently.
Uh...
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Stuck.
Stuck?
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Well, yeah, just
press the release.
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No!
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Get out!
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Out! Get out!
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Oh, boys, you
came to visit.
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We heard the fun all
the way down the hall.
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Yeah, we're having a big time.
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Edwina, my pet.
Oh, you brought
the children.
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Larry, Balki, these are our
children, Donnie and Marie.
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Well, it's very
nice to meet you.
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And what a pretty little girl.
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I'm sorry we can't
stay and chat.
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Marie, please. Cover your
mouth when you sneeze.
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You don't wanna give
everybody your germs.
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Germs.
I'm outta here.
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Oh.
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Good morning.
And how are you today?
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How am I today?
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Isn't it obvious how I am today?
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You made a mess.
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Balki, I am sick,
and it is all your fault.
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It is?
Yes.
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You were what?
Doobed.
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Doo
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Doobed, doobed, doobed!
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Who is this?
This is Balki.
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Would you get
off the phone?
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Who is this?
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Oh, hello, Bonnie.
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Yeah, oh, well, I'm
looking forward to it too.
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Hmm?
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Oh, uh, no, no, well,
you sound funny too.
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It's a bad connection.
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God bless you, Balki.
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Thank you.
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I'll pick you
up at seven, okay?
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Okay, bye-bye.
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All right, I can do this.
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I need vitamins,
I need liquids.
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Cousin, you need a miracle.
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Cousin, I got all
the vitamins you wanted.
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LARRY: Thank you.
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You sound terrible.
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Of course,
I sound terrible.
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There's a war
going on in there.
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Who's winning?
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I'm going to win this one.
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Germs made me
miss my junior prom.
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But I am not going to
miss Bonnie Kleinschmidt.
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Why don't you cancel
this date and ask her out
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again sometime when
you can feel better?
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Oh, sure, just ask her
out some other time.
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Why don't I wait
for Halley's Comet
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to fly through
my living room?
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Well, I had an uncle
who was hit by a meteor.
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I bet you did.
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I am not giving
up this time.
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I got my A, I got my B,
I got my C, I got my D.
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Yeah, put them all together
and what do they spell?
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You can take those little pills.
They probably won't hurt you.
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But if you really want to get
well, you've got to get serious.
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Now, I've got your garlic.
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I've got your wolfbane.
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And I've got
your pumpkin mold.
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What is that?
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Well, you take a pumpkin
and you put it out
in the backyard until it rots.
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And then this fuzzy
blue stuff comes...
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I know what mold is.
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Why did you buy it?
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Well, I'm the one that
made you go to the hospital.
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So the least I can do is
make you better for your date.
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Now, the wolfbane
is for your runny nose.
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The pumpkin mold
is for your cough.
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And the garlic just makes
you feel good all over.
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And I bet it
keeps away vampires.
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Well, that's
a side benefit.
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Balki, why don't you
go into the kitchen
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and try to turn
some lead into gold?
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Leave me alone.
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A, A, A, A.
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B, B, B, B.
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Cousin, I really
can make you better.
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How?
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No, those things are only
to make you feel better
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while I cook you
this secret Mypos cure.
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It's the only thing
that will make you well.
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A cure?
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Balki, I have a cold.
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All of medical science has
been trying for centuries
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to find a cure for the common
cold, and have failed.
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Now you're telling me
that Mypos,
a country with one phone...
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A country where
only the royal family
has indoor plumbing...
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A country where the foremost
spectator sport is
spitting for distance...
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Tiny, little
Mypos has the cure?
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Yes.
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I'll stick with modern
medicine, thank you.
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LARRY:
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LARRY:
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Not working, is it?
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It's working just fine.
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I can't breath, but my
skin is soft and supple.
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You've wasted almost the whole
day with this hocus-pocus.
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Are you ready to try
the garlic necklace now?
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Balki, get that away from me.
It smells terrible.
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You see? It's working already.
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Don't you have
something else to do?
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Well, excuse me
for being well.
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I'm sorry.
I'm on edge.
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I have an hour
and a half to get well
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or I'm gonna miss
the date of my life.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I'm not gonna make it.
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Maybe you'd feel better
if you got dressed.
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Maybe I will.
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My mother used
to say that.
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She'd say, "Larry, if you get up
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"and get dressed,
and go to school
you'll feel better."
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She lied.
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I always got up, I got
dressed, I went to school.
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I never felt better.
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The germs have won again.
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No prom for Larry Appleton.
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Is that it?
Are you giving up
just like that?
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Call Bonnie Kleinschmidt.
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Tell her I died in my sleep.
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Oh, and tell her I was rich.
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Why should she be happy?
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You get up.
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You don't give up like that.
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Balki, it's over.
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I've tried everything.
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You've tried everything?
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I've tried everything.
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I make the secret
Mypos cure for you.
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It's finished, it's sitting
right there in the kitchen
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in case anybody should want it.
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Balki, don't
you understand?
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I have to pick Bonnie up
in an hour and a half.
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It works in 20 minutes.
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But, Balki,
that makes no sense.
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It goes against 200 years
of medical science.
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Well, then I'll just
flush it down the toilet.
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All right, all right.
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I've tried
everything else.
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Why not?
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Give me the Mypos cure.
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What was that?
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Give me the Mypos cure.
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Give you the Mypos cure?
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You, who make fun of my
country's medicine all day long?
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You, who thinks
little, tiny people
are fighting up your nose?
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Give you the Mypos cure?
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You're gonna make this
hard for me, aren't you?
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Well, of course, I'm not.
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All I want you to do
is say the magic words.
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What? Please.
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Thank you. I'm sorry.
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What?
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What?
255
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:18,138
I want you to say,
"I believe."
256
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,672
I believe.
Like you mean it.
257
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,081
I believe.
258
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,783
I knew you would.
259
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,456
It's okay. When I'm well,
I'll renounce everything.
260
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,395
I heard that.
261
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,435
Now, first, let me warn
you, it tastes terrible.
262
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,205
It doesn't matter.
I can't taste anything anyway.
263
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,341
And it looks terrible.
Oh, my Lord.
264
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,645
What, what's in that?
It's a secret.
265
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:04,117
I can imagine.
266
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,254
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
267
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,289
That's for back pain.
268
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,026
This is fish parts and herbs.
269
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,296
Oh, I, I'll be right back.
270
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,580
What did you do?
271
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,717
I drank it. You're
right, it's disgusting.
272
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,355
That was enough
for a whole village.
273
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:43,890
This...
274
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,693
This...
275
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,173
This...
276
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,809
Was how much you
were supposed to take.
277
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,547
So? It's just
herbs and fish parts.
278
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,583
A little is good,
a lot is better.
279
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,589
Well, how long
does it take to work?
280
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,196
Well, I'm waiting.
I don't feel anything.
281
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,371
Balki...
282
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,843
I can see...
Through you.
283
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,749
Cousin.
284
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,085
Are you waking up?
285
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,288
Whoa.
286
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,757
Whoa...
287
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,994
That was some
potent stuff.
288
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,732
I bet you're feeling
like a million digdas.
289
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,701
I feel fantastic!
290
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,604
I can breath.
291
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:42,642
I feel better than I have
felt... In my entire life.
292
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,578
Balki, that is
a miracle cure.
293
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,013
Well, I'm glad
you're feeling better.
294
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,615
There's something
we've got to talk about.
295
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,250
I have 15 minutes to
get ready for my date.
296
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,320
Balki, how can
I ever thank you?
297
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,454
Well, before you...
Balki...
298
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,323
You should
bottle that stuff.
299
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,558
Do you realize
what you have there?
300
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,427
An herbal medicine
that can cure
301
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,761
a person in
less than an hour.
302
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,796
Why is the evening
paper so thick?
303
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,800
Well, because it's
Sunday's paper.
304
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,471
Sunday? I have been
asleep for 24 hours?
305
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,040
Well, no.
Oh.
306
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:24,484
Actually, it's Tuesday.
307
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,620
I have been asleep
for three days?
308
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,457
Three days?
309
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,594
What happened to "Thank you,
Balki, for the miracle?"
310
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,898
Three days!
311
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,100
Well, if you had taken
just a teaspoonful,
312
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,135
like you were supposed to,
you would have taken
313
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,937
just a nice, little
20-minute nap.
314
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,374
But you had to gobble
down the whole thing.
315
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,677
So you took 216
little 20-minute naps.
316
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,978
I counted.
317
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,417
I missed my one-shot date
with Bonnie Kleinschmidt.
318
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,586
Well, we gotta
talk about that, too.
319
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:14,567
After you were asleep, Bonnie
called and she was very excited
about seeing Bruce Springsteen.
320
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,269
So I did just what
you told me to do.
321
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,439
I told her you were dead.
322
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,979
And then I...
Took her out myself.
323
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,584
You took out my date?
324
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,720
Well, of course,
I did. You were dead.
325
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,691
But you didn't
miss anything.
326
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,560
When we got there,
Bonnie ran off
327
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,796
with some guy who
had front-row tickets.
328
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,365
You slept through that
humiliating experience.
329
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,936
I lived it.
330
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:02,048
Well, I'm, I'm sorry that
you had to go through that.
331
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,587
I... Guess I've
been a little rude.
332
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,356
Insensitive.
333
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,559
Inconsiderate.
334
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,795
Stop me anytime now.
No, you're doing fine.
335
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,164
Well, I realize you had
my best interests at heart.
336
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,432
I did.
337
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,900
And I know I
should not have
338
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,802
forced the Mypos
cure on you...
339
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,304
Even though it was
the best thing for you.
340
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,639
Well, let's not
fight about it.
341
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,909
I mean, you have your
ways and I have my ways.
342
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:30,910
Exactly.
343
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,012
Who's to say who's right?
344
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,115
You say tomato
and I say tomato.
345
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,420
Good point.
346
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,855
At least it
wasn't a total loss.
347
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,356
You got to see
Bruce Springsteen.
348
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,125
Oh, he didn't show up.
349
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,995
He had the flu and was
smart enough to stay home.
350
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,498
They rescheduled
the concert for next week.
351
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,600
You can go then with
Bonnie Kleinschmidt.
352
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,706
No, I don't think so.
353
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:03,543
I think I'll give this ticket
to somebody who deserves it.
354
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,579
Somebody who
knows Larry Appleton.
355
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,247
Someone who likes
Larry Appleton.
356
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:12,018
Someone who's related
to Larry Appleton.
357
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:15,421
Why not?
You spent the last three days
taking care of me, didn't you?
358
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,490
I dusted you every morning.
359
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:22,094
What do you say you
and I use these tickets?
360
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,734
Germs.
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