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A long, long tunnel....

And through it, there is a....

AHH!

...world made of silver!

Oh ho ho!

It's really piled up!

I'm here with my parents on a ski trip.

Honey, you're as good as always!

You're not bad either dear!

Makes me think of our honeymoon, hmm....?

Haha, you think so?

Guess I'll leave them alone then.

Maybe I should've invited Yama-chan and Ami-chan...

Oh well, I can just take it easy by myself.

-Hiyori!

Hiyoriiiiii!

Hey there.

I'm the god of romance!

Yato!?

To night we honor the hero!

Presented by Harunatsu Fansubs

NORAGAMI

Presented by Harunatsu Fansubs

NORAGAMI

fusagu no men ni

Obstructive "no" masks and

Destructive crazy kids

kowasu kyouran kids

Destructive crazy kids

uso kirai houkai

Hating lies? Destruction?

uso kirai houkai

Hating lies? Destruction?

hibi wo touka shite

Throwing away their days

hibi wo touka shite

Throwing away their days

Aroused by the sweet nectar

amai taion no

Aroused by the sweet nectar

mitsu nioitatte

of bodily warmth

of bodily warmth

sosoru flavor flavor flavor

Exciting flavor, flavor, flavor

just wanna hold your hands

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just wanna hold your hands

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just wanna hold your hands

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hey peo ple let's go back to zero

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Go crazy! Hey, kids!

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One age slowly turns into another

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owaranai shousou

In endless fretting

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Go crazy! Hey, kids!

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I was fated to meet you, oh, oh, oh

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kurutte naita

I was crying like crazy

wasurenai ai wo sagashite

I'm searching for a love I can't forget

tsunagitai zutto

And I wish we could be connected forever

kurutte hey kids

Go crazy! Hey, kids!

sore demo mirai wa hakanai ga

But still the future is fickle

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Throw away your petty ego

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The meaningless quarrels

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Should you be going crazy?

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watashi no namae wo hakanai ka

Won't you call my name?

I swear i respect the Hero

What...what are you doing here!?

Y'know, once in a while I feel like taking in some snowy scenery.

Snow turns anything and everything white, yeah?

Even the parts of this world that are dirty and ugly.

You're the dirtiest of them all!

Yukine-kun too?

It's been a total pain in the ass!

He was all like "let's go with Hiyori!"

This guy, he completely failed at drawing the travel prize in the lottery...

No one would stop to pick us up as hitchhikers...

All he knew how to do was goof around...

Yay, he has the Joker!

Joker, Joker!

Eventually we forced ourselves in with some school's skiing club to get here.

Sounds like you've had it rough, Yukine-kun.

C'mon, let's have some fun!

Yaaahoooo!

What's up with you? You can ride a skateboard, but you can't ski?

Whatever, it's not a big deal!

Yoookay... I'll teach you!

All wrong! You're named after the snow, so stop freaking out about it!

What does that have to do with it? You named me!

Forget the minor details, just go faster!

So you've mastered the art of falling down eh?

Hmph, stay there and think about what you've done.

Let me out! Don't you want to learn!?

-It seems like this is going to be a fun ski trip.

That's what I thought at the time.

Even still, who could've predicted the horrible events that were going to happen later?

The Yatogami Serial Murder Incident ~Noragami Suspense Theatre~

Presents

Harunatsu Fansubs

Good, good! Just like that!

You were skiing well!

Unlike someone, you're actually a good teacher.

So, can we go again from the top?

Of course!

Hey! Wait for meee!

Augh! The lift!

Augh! A bear!

What the heck?

We should get out of here!

This almost seems like...

Hiiiiyorinnnnn!

I came too.

So you are here, Goddess of Poverty!

It's no fair for you guys to keep all the fun to yourselves, Yato-chan!

I tried to stop her, but my lady keeps swearing she won't cause any trouble.

-Aaah! Why are there snakes in the faucet!?

-Augh! A wooly mammoth came out of the freezer!

We're going home! -No no!

Leave! -No no!

I wanna have a company retreat too!

Company retreat?

Ooh! So cool!

Impressive!

Mayu-san!?

No way, even Tenjin-sama is here?

What a coincidence, Hiyori-san.

We're having our company retreat just now.

Ah, mom?

I ran into some friends.

Yep! We've all gone back to the lodge together.

Nice place you've got! Just what I'd expect from Tenjin!

Hurry, Hiyorin! It's all warm in here!

"The glow of the moon, like sun-struck snow"

Hmm...nice indeed.

Hey, Yukine!

Let's see who can hold their breath longer! Here goes!

We're not at the pool!

How uncouth. You've ruined my poem.

Stay under forever.

I win!

Yukine, you have to dive too!

What are you doing?

Huh?

So...who is this?

The water's perfect.

S~~o Co~m~f~~y....

Yes.

Well, since it's naked time with Hiyorin...

Kofuku check!

Hiyorin, have you grown a bit!?

Ah! I'm sorry!

Huh? Could it, could it, could it be...

Bisha!

Eh? Even Bishamon-sama is on a company retreat?

This place allows large pets.

A sleeping lion? Cute!

But why would Yato's follower be here?

Unless...

You're here too, Kazuma?

I never imagined I'd see you two here.

I know, right?

So you too, eh? I bet you've built up a lot of stress!

Er, not really.

You're really hanging in there, Kazu-chin, I can tell!

On top of all your middle-management work,

you've gotta do everything from pet-sitting to childcare.

Plus your master is a total skank! I really feel for you, man.

No one asked you, God of Calamity!

Stay out of it, you stalker lady!

Don't interrupt our man-to-man chat! .....You eavesdropper!

Shut it, you gibbering idiot!

Watch it, skank!

Pervy Yato-chan!

Yato! A God wanna be is what you're best at!

We'll settle this today, once and for all.

Prepare yourself!

Ah! They're both amazing!

But why ping-pong?

Milk affer a bath ish yummy!

Ane-sama!

Hang in there!

Oi, you're flashing everyone.

Who cares?

Please care a little!

How about...

this!?

My lady! Allow me!

Nice score, Kura-chan.

No fair! Getting help from your pet cat!

Don't waste your breath.

Come, Sekki!

Rend!

So it's settled.

Ow! What are you doi--

Now whadda we do about the ping-pong table, moron?

Well their side was cheating!

What a waste of a pinch hitter.

Well their side was cheating!

Don't blame this on Kuraha!

Just kidding!

Gotcha! I gotcha, didn't I?

Honestly! Worthless-ass Yato, using me for something so stupid...

I wonder if Yato-chan's still in the kitchen.

Well, he did make quite a show of destroying everything.

He needs to make up for it.

He brought it on himself.

Hiyorin, is it ok for you to stay over?

Yes, I've already spoken to my mother.

Yay! Hiyorin, let's have a pillow fight! Pillow fight!

-Perfect. Yay! Hiyorin, let's have a pillow fight! Pillow fight!

Yay! Hiyorin, let's have a pillow fight! Pillow fight!

I'll make her the heroine.

Woah! Look, it's really coming down.

Ah, really?

Wow!

It was sunny just this afternoon.

A blizzard rages outside.

In a lodge deep in the mountains, completely cut off from the outside world, they spend an uneasy night...

And then, one by one, the guests disappear from the lodge.

One is discovered inside the grandfather clock.

One in the attic.

They're found in nearly unrecognizable forms.

And the worst will be saved for last.

She will be plunged into the depths of terror.

With no one to call for help, her despair will end in a most tragic death.

Now then, my first victim will be...

Ugh, I'm exhausted.

Stupid kids. All of them went straight to sleep.

At least hang out with me a little bit!

I did it. The first sacrifice!

But this is where my real work begins.

These murders are about aesthetics.

And the killer is very particular about displaying the bodies!

I slept great!

But Yato, where on earth can he be?

Who knows?

He's probably passed out drunk somewhere.

That's it!

This fear-laden air...this is what I wanted to feel for myself!

AAAAH! HELP MEEE!

Is this some kind of fetish?

He's alive!?

Why? I know I felt the blow connect!

I never imagined he was this much of a pervert...

Wow, it's like a stunt from Jackass!

It's a hit!

Why are they laughing like crazy?

But luckily, no one has realized I'm the culprit.

In that case...

Well that was alarming.

Where's everyone else?

They finished eating long ago.

Geez... and after what I just went through. That's just cold.

Thank you for the food!

I see you're well enough to eat.

What's wrong?

Wha--

This seems kinda serious!

That poison was originally meant for the second sacrifice, but it can't be helped.

I'll just observe closely as he suffers.

Yato!

What careless chefs! If I were really a locust you'd have exterminated me!

Well, I think I can rule "human" out! That pesticide isn't even legal in Japan!

Seriously, why won't he die!? What is he!?

Do I just suck at this!?

Ok, let's go have fun!

You're going out!?

The powder is calling me!

Even so, I still have my pride to consider! I definitely going to kill him!

Yaaaaahoooo!

Wait up!

Watch this! The trick that took me to the Olympic qualifiers!

That was just practice! The next time is for real!

Dude...there's an arrow...

That was just practice too!

Um...your back is really messed up...

Eeeaugh! HOT! Wait.

COLD!!!

WHYYYYY!?

Hey you, pervert! Stop right there!

Man, they almost caught me.

But still, don't you find it a little odd?

Well, more like a lot than a little.

Are you just now realizing this?

Someone is doing everything they can to kill me.

Kill you? Who?

I have an idea who the culprit is.

What? Over already?

Hey, Kazuma. Do you have any change?

No, unfortunately I came without.

That's alright. Kazuma, you do it.

Firmly, if you please.

My, my.

You! Goddess of Lewdness!

Where bonds are twisted, there is resentment.

Where resentment is twisted, there is murderous intent.

Beyond murderous intent, there is a case.

I'll solve this case.

They call me...

Detective of the Myriad Gods:

Yato!

What are you supposed to be?

The one who tried to kill me...

is...

YOU!

Huh?

I know your motive.

Yesterday, in the changing room for the men's bath, I turned your underwear inside out!

That's why you turned to crime!

You what!?

Augh! You did!

Eh? You just realized?

Yato, you jerk!

Which means that the culprit isn't Kazuma...

Bishamon!

It's you!

What are you talking about?

At dinner last night, you were the only one who didn't have steamed egg custard!

Yes! For no other reason than that I ate yours!

You realized that, and with the murderous rage you've felt for me

for the last few hundred years, committed the crime!

Isn't that right, Bishamon?

Hahaha, bull's eye! I see you're at a loss for words!

Oh? You really wanted me to kill you that badly?

In that case:

Your wish has been heard loud and clear!

Isn't that nice, Yato? You got your wish!

What should we do now?

What indeed... There's an outlet mall that's not too far away by car...

I see! The culprit is Tenjin!

You realized that I set up shop at your place and sell stuff to your followers!

You what?

We have been getting some odd complaints...

So hurry up and confess!

Ehhhhh....so that was your doing, was it?

Woah, Yato-chan, those are some serious electrical burns!

You should put on some UV block.

Alright, confess! You're the culprit, Kofuku!

You're mad that I poked holes in the rice paper on the doors! Or that I destroyed your potted plants!?

Ouch! That was you, Yato-chan?

Bastard! You said a cat did it!

Daikoku!? Mayu!? Kuraha!?

Or you? Or you? Or you!?

Waaah! Every single one of you has a motive, I can't tell who actually did it!

At this rate the case will never be solved!

I see he's expanded his repertoire again.

There are myriad gods, but there's only one truth!

Right. In these situations, the culprit is the one you'd least expect.

Which means:

The culprit is you, Hiyori!

Huh? M-Me?

Yes. Why didn't I see it?

I mean, I have been taking a bunch of precious photos of you!

And I've been uploading all of them to social media on a sub-account!

Everything I've done, I've done in the name of spreading Yatoism!

But I never thought Hiyori would stoop to murder!

Jungle Savate is a mixed martial arts technique championed by Touno. It is executed by leaping into the air and giving the target a roundhouse kick.

Jungle Savate!

Enough already!

Seriously! Stop treating everyone like a suspect!

Yeah but still,

if none of us actually did it, then who's the culprit then?

No way, is he--!?

Wait!

Hiyori-san! Are you just going to leave this here?

Please take care of it!

Heave!

This time, surely...

Why don't you die?

Like I'd really get done in by a mere human.

You'd need a Phantom or a Regalia for that.

W-What are you talking about?

Nothing, just musing.

More importantly...

I have no idea who you are, but this was all your doing, wasn't it?

Why did you do it?

I'm glad you asked.

It was all research! For my best-selling novel!

I'm a mystery writer. I've been writing novels while working part-time for so long.

But all the publishers do is complain that it's not "realistic" enough, or that the content is too "shallow."

Yet they'll readily publish anything written by an idol!

I'm so happy to make my debut as an author! It's a dream come true!

Using her name to sell it like that...

This idol is an "author"? Bullshit!

That's an insult to us real writers!

So I made up my mind.

To become a murderer, and create a horrific serial murder incident!

And then, to turn my real-life experience into a novel in prison!

Is there anything more "realistic" than that? No, there isn't!

Once my story goes to print, my name will surely go down in literary history!

Who needs idols!?

Dumbass!

Don't underestimate idols!

Uh, why that?

Just try becoming an idol and putting out a book, I dare you!

Since you think it's so easy!!

The frustration of being left out of the spotlight...

The shock when the owner of the ramen shop at the bus station won't hang your autograph on the wall!

Holding a concert where the only attendees are cats and pigeons!

The feelings I left on the stage with my skates and mic...

Don't you understand?!?!

Nope.

If you think idols just smile vacantly and do as they please, you're so wrong!

Listen here! Committing a crime is so easy, anyone can do it!

If you're a writer, don't do pointless shit!

Take up your pen and fight!

What have I done!?

He fell for it!

I was wrong.

I just wanted my novels to be accepted so badly that I...

I'm sorry! I killed you so many times...

Killed?

But you didn't die.

What are you?

Me?

My name is Yato.

I'm a god.

G-God?

Eeeh? He became your believer?

That's right!

We chatted for a while after that, and he's a pretty cool guy!

He was surprisingly unfazed by you calling yourself a god.

What a weird dude.

And, and! He says he's going to write a book about me!

Eh?

Oh man! Soon I'll be basking in the spotlight!

They'll definitely make it into a drama, right?

Then a movie, which will get a Hollywood remake, then...

- I'm so excited I can barely breathe!

Good for you, Yato-san!

Good for you....

Good for you....

...dumbass.

This is...non-fiction?

Yes! He can't be killed by boiling or burning!

He's a god who wants to be an idol!

Can I recommend you a good hospital?

The God Yato

I wonder if my book is coming out soon!

Could it maybe, possibly, have sold out already?

He's completely convinced, isn't he?

Let's just leave him to it.

Hm?

Is that...

No! Uh, this is, um...

Well, since you went to the trouble of teaching me and all...

I was thinking it'd be nice to...get better at it.

Let's go skiing again sometime.

Amid the revolving seasons, we take a breath

Yagate meguri meguru kisetsu ni bokura wa iki o suu

Until I become just a memory, don't ever forget me

Omoide ni naru sono toki made zutto wasurenai de

Lonely, I hugged my knees and stared up at the sky one day

Hitori bocchi hiza o kakaete miagetanda ano hi

The sky seemed to clear as you stood there

Omotteta yori hareta sora to anata ga soko ni ita

I burned that vision into my heart,

Mieteru mono subete mune ni yakitsuketanda

preparing myself for that day we would have to part

Itsuka kuru sayonara no toki no tame

Until then I mask my sorrow with a smile

Dakedo ima wa kizukanai furi o shite boku wa warau

And enjoy my moments with you

anata to ima

Sorrow. Joy. The beating of our hearts

Kanashimi yorokobi shinzou no kodou

I take them all in as my life moves along

Tsukatte ugokasunda boku to iu inochi

You gave me all these feelings, these emotions, and your boundless faith

Omoi yo kanjou kakegae nashi no ai o

All so you could see me off as I move my life forward

Anata ga kureta kara susumu yo

mitete kureru?