Original subtitles

Stop.

It's all over now.

What? Wait.

Meeting someone and saying goodbye can be decided...

by brief choices and chance.

Then have we met now...

by chance?

Or...

could it be fate?

(My Absolute Boyfriend, Episode 1)

Hello?

Yes, I'm ready.

I cut the leg.

What about the head?

Should I take it?

What?

What are you talking about? You need more bodies?

You're crazy. All of you are insane.

He'll come.

He'll certainly come to save me.

It's too late now.

- Goodness. - What is going on?

AlphaGo. You came to save me.

You're bold to come here alone.

Get rid of him.

Cut.

- Are you okay? - Get the next films ready.

Hurry up. Check the equipment.

- Hurry up. - Good job.

Gosh, you were so cool.

Good work.

But...

can we take a 10-minute break?

10 minutes?

Yes.

Sure. Of course.

Okay. You were really great.

- Okay. We'll see you in a moment. - Okay.

Okay.

Wang Joon, your eyes were so great.

You're on a completely different class indeed.

Forget that.

I'm already rehearsing for the 20th time.

Woong, if this is a prank show, tell me in advance.

Tell me now before I get rough.

There's a slight problem.

A problem?

This is really frustrating.

Director Kim.

- What brings you here? - Here. Have this candy.

Gosh, a candy? Thank you.

Can you do it or not?

It's too sudden for us.

My gosh. Why can't you understand me?

What is going on?

Why do you suddenly need more bodies?

Ruby suddenly asked for a change in her schedule.

Then what should we do?

Our main actress's schedule has to be changed.

Then shall we go without our main protagonist?

Director Kim, you can't go without me.

We're not like a vending machine.

This is realistically impossible.

Director Kim.

I think we should quickly begin the filming.

I think Ma Wang Joon will cause a scene if we hinder more.

Is this the best that your team can do?

Okay. I'll try to do it somehow.

Sure. You should've been like this earlier.

You're so frustrating. Seriously.

- Let's go. - Okay.

This looks delicious.

Hey, Da Da. Are you crazy?

Or has your brain stopped working after not sleeping for three days?

Then what? Should we just ruin the filming schedule?

Yoo Jin. Get our workbench out.

But there's no need for us to take full responsibility.

Making a dummy requires at least three days.

How can we make 4 of them in 10 minutes?

Here.

We can make multiple bodies with just one dummy.

If they die differently,

we can make it work with the dummy we have.

- Yoo Jin. - Yes?

If you give the director this script,

he'll understand what I mean.

But what if things go wrong?

Hurry up. We don't have much time.

Okay.

Right. Do we still have the leftover materials...

after making blood in the car?

Here.

Hey. What are you doing now?

We have four bodies.

How could we use just one blood?

Every person's blood...

has a different color and viscosity.

Who cares about such details?

People don't even care if the blood is red or blue.

They just watch the main character's face.

(New script)

This is unbelievable.

What is this? Are you joking?

- No. - How dare you give me this script?

What do you know about this?

I'm sorry.

You should rather get to work. We're already out of time.

Hey, this script isn't too bad.

- What? - I like the scene divisions and...

- the dummies are used effectively. - Are you crazy?

Director Kim.

If you don't shoot now, we can't air this week.

What took you so long?

Don't you see everyone waiting?

Sorry.

We had to make some extra blood.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, we'll shoot with this script.

Let's get to work.

Let's get ready to shoot!

- Goodness. - What is going on?

AlphaGo. You came to save me.

Get rid of him.

This is a blood capsule.

- Okay. - Bite it.

It's not good enough. We need more blood!

Okay.

Okay, action.

- Yoo Jin, more blood. - Okay.

Okay.

We'll add just one.

Watch out, AlphaGo!

I knew you'd come back.

I promised.

That I'd come to save you.

Cut! Okay, that was great.

That was just amazing.

Wang Joon, that was perfect.

- Good job. - Thanks.

- Director Kim. - Isn't it hard work?

- Director Kim. - Your acting was on point.

What was your last line again?

- Our schedule? - I didn't ask yet.

I'll go ask. Assistant Director.

- Team Leader Eom. - Director Kim.

Good job.

Good job.

You're Mr. Eom's daughter?

You inherited Real.

Yes, that's right.

My staff just told me.

Your father was great in his day.

So how long have you been in the field?

Including my time as an assistant, about 10 years.

Then you must know how things work.

- Why did you cross the line? - Pardon?

We shot because we had to,

but you just made a team manager.

How dare you give a director a new script?

Not even your dad could do that when he was alive!

I apologize if I offended you earlier,

but it was an emergency.

Even if it was an emergency, there are lines you shouldn't cross.

Stay within your boundaries.

Don't damage your father's reputation.

"Just then, there was the sound of something breaking."

"It was the sound of a heart shattering."

"'What's that?'"

"'Why did the statue become so ugly?'"

"The prince's statue was put into a blast furnace..."

Gosh, how frustrating.

Why did he give her everything?

No one cares.

Right, Zero Nine?

If it's for someone you love,

it's natural to want to give everything.

Love isn't just about giving.

It's give and take.

But I...

was born to give love.

That may be true but...

Yes.

It's hard for me though I'm human. It'll be harder for you.

But don't worry, Zero Nine.

I'll make sure you get lots of love.

I have an all-round free pass.

Take a look.

A man should be sweet during the day,

but at night, he must be sexy.

That's all there is.

Look.

Shall we bathe together?

Well? Don't you like this?

Or shall we go straight to bed?

Why did you jump?

Did you show Zero Nine...

a weird video again?

What do you think of me, sir?

Shall we bathe together?

Or...

shall we go to bed?

Why are you suddenly asking about a bed?

Prepare for a test.

A test? Zero Nine, a test.

You're going outside.

Come on, we're going outside.

Everyday life where robots work alongside humans.

It's not far off.

A robot that will stay with you whenever, wherever.

It's not a dream.

(Momo's Truck)

Don't you dare look straight at me.

Look at the ground!

Thanks so much.

It's fine.

My goodness.

I'm sorry, old man.

Okay.

From high-school students to an old woman. Perfect pink lights.

This is incredible.

But then,

Zero Nine is handsome and smooth.

We made him, but he's awesome.

Just as we're talking, 2 more, 1 more.

They've fallen in love.

Send the data first.

Okay.

(Ruby, Private Dressing Room)

You were pretty today.

Did you get it fixed again?

Your face.

I heard that the mess was because you asked to...

change your schedule to go to the clinic tomorrow.

It's all good, Ruby,

but try not to get botox on your face before a shoot.

Your facial muscles freeze,

and I can't tell if you're smiling or crying.

Don't act to be pretty.

Act well and make people love you.

That's an actor.

[VIU Ver] SBS E01 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "Da Da Meets Zero Nine" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Darling.

I'm back.

Darling.

This scumbag changed his number again.

Am I that uninteresting?

Not at all.

I did it. Eureka.

I did it, I did it, I did it.

- Do what? - Look.

It's animatronics I'm working on.

Look. If I do this...

- Hey, wow. - It moves like this.

No.

Come on, drop the beat.

- Let's go! - My gosh, don't!

Not so quickly!

I was just getting excited, Da Da.

- I just... - Seriously?

I just touched it.

She broke it again.

She broke it yet again!

She's an expert at making anything.

Why does she break every machine she touches?

Is it your qi?

You're cursed. You're anti-machine.

Why do you think she uses her phone with gloves on in this weather?

Wake up.

Wait all you want. You'll never get a reply.

Are you still waiting on your boyfriend?

It's because he's busy.

I bet he's the busiest guy in the country.

I'm sure he is.

That's why you've dated for seven years,

and I still haven't met him.

Special effect makeup team!

Mr. Ma wants you to take off his makeup.

- What? - What?

Your team can do that. Why come to us?

I was just told to give you the message.

- I'll go. - What?

- No, don't. - Back down.

No. I'll give him a piece of my mind today.

Do you not study your character much?

When you kissed Ruby earlier, it got a bit too heated.

AlphaGo...

should've been colder and darker.

What are you doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

Can't I give you that much feedback?

A special effect makeup artist...

should focus only on her job.

Was there a problem with my work?

Since we're on the topic,

I didn't like what you did to AlphaGo today.

To portray AlphaGo's fury,

shouldn't you have done something more drastic?

We decided on the concept before the shoot.

Why complain now?

- I'm complaining? - Mr. Ma.

However small the opinion is,

take it in and be humble.

I don't believe this.

- Ji Min. - Yes?

Excuse us.

Wang Joon...

It's okay. Leave.

Okay.

Team Leader Eom.

What are you saying?

Are you out of your mind?

You complained about my team so many times!

Why are you like this?

Can't your own people take your makeup off for you?

I'm asking you to take off the makeup you put on.

Is that such a big deal?

Let go of me.

There was another article.

What about?

"The most eligible bachelor actor."

"Ma Wang Joon."

You duped all the women in our country.

What? I duped them? Shouldn't you be pleased?

We've been together for seven years.

That's not something you should be saying.

- Did you poke me? - I did.

You poked me? You poked me?

That hurts.

That's why I asked you to take off my makeup.

If I hadn't gotten rid of your stylist,

you wouldn't have said anything.

I tried too, okay?

I was...

It's been a while since we had time alone.

Don't you have anything to say?

I've been thinking.

How about we...

quit this?

What?

Let's break up.

I'm sick of...

seeing you in secret.

Hey.

What do you think about this new script?

(Our Love Is like a Weed)

I'm wondering whether to do it or not.

What do you think?

What was that? I thought you were serious.

How could you joke about that?

What are you two up to?

You startled me.

How come? What were you two up to?

What else would a makeup artist and an actor do but do makeup?

Is this why you sent Ji Min away?

I wondered why she said you were fighting.

It's not like that, Yeo Woong.

I'm done.

I'll get going now.

- Hey. - What?

Why did you barge into Ruby's dressing room?

Do you know how hard it was to console her?

She rearranged the schedule just to go to a clinic...

and gave Da Da's team a hard time.

Forget it. Get ready quick.

You'll be late for the award ceremony.

Okay.

Let's break up.

I'm sick of...

seeing you in secret.

Are you okay? I surprised you a lot, right?

Excuse me.

Yes?

Would you give me a hand?

My goodness. This is like a scene from a movie.

If he passes this woman, his likability test is perfect.

Get your foot off that.

Here you go.

Great. The bus is here.

A black light?

A black light? Why?

What did he lack?

We shouldn't have let our guards down.

Seriously.

The likability test could've been perfect.

I don't know which girl will take Zero Nine,

but I hope it will never be a girl like that. Never.

Zero Nine?

Your test is over.

Good job. Let's go home.

(Special Effect Makeup Team, Real)

(Eom Da Da)

Who is it?

Well, it's Team Leader Eom.

Yes, Da Da?

I tried to call you earlier.

I'm sorry about what happened at the dressing room.

Gosh, Woong. Don't worry about it.

I may look like this, but I've been...

Wang Joon's girlfriend for seven years.

I wish that you two could reveal everything...

and date comfortably.

Why must we suffer so much like this?

Right. I heard that you solved the problem earlier.

Thanks to you, we're going to the awards with a light heart.

Really? That's a relief.

What about Wang Joon?

Well, he's getting his makeup done.

What? Do you want me to put him on the phone?

No, it's okay. He must be busy.

I'll just watch him on the show.

Will you?

Da Da. I think you can look forward to tonight's show.

The Best Male Lead Award...

I think Wang Joon will get it.

Really?

That's great.

It's done.

- Good work. - Good work.

- Thank you. - The makeup is done. We should go.

Okay. Keep up the good work.

Okay. I'll call you later. Goodbye.

Is Wang Joon finally winning his first Best Male Lead Award?

Let's see...

There.

It's a relief that I've been making this in my spare time.

Let me see.

Today's Best Male Lead Award.

Ma Wang Joon.

- It's really fun. - Is it fun?

You just got started getting attention.

I was worried that people might recognize you.

My girlfriend is a special effects makeup artist.

Da Da. Would you just marry me?

What?

When I work very hard and win the Best Male Lead Award,

I'll call your name on the stage.

"Eom Da Da. That woman is my woman."

Like this.

This is too small.

No.

It fits just right.

Let me see.

- Don't take it off. - Why would I?

Happy first birthday to you

Happy first birthday to you

Dear lovely Zero Nine

Happy first birthday to you

- What are you doing? - You told me to put out the fire.

No. Nobody told you to put it out like that.

You should've put it out by blowing on it.

This won't do. We should work again on the birthday celebration mode.

What is this?

My goodness.

Anyway.

Congratulations, Zero Nine.

You finished your one-year training.

Next week,

you'll go to someone who will really love you.

You won't recognize me now,

but you must never forget what I taught you.

You must live well there.

Give a lot of love and receive a lot of love.

Why won't I recognize you?

It's the rules.

It's time for the video education.

Has the time gone by so fast already?

What should I play for you today?

Team Leader Nam. Come out for a moment.

(Episode 2 will air shortly.)

Did you call me, sir?

- How are the inspections going? - We've completed them, sir.

Everything will go as planned,

if only a destined woman can show up and kiss Zero Nine.

Make sure to keep a close watch so that nothing goes wrong.

Yes, sir.

What is that you're...

Is that the client that Zero Nine will be serving?

Who is it? May I see?

You're merely a data trainer.

Mind your own business and get going.

I've won every computer-related competitions since second grade.

I'll give it a try.

(Diana)

(Rage scandal of DI Group heiress, Diana. What are her intentions?)

(Rage scandal of DI Group heiress, Diana. What are her intentions?)

I think it turned out well today.

My name is Eom Da Da of special effects.

Yes.

Hey, you! Stop!

When did he wake up?

It's been so long, miss!

How have you been?

I haven't seen you in a month.

You seem a bit...

different today.

What do you mean?

You're getting even more beautiful.

I'll be on my way, then.

Wait!

Don't overdo it.

You could get hurt.

If you hurt yourself,

my heart will hurt.

Gosh.

It's so difficult to come over, Wang Joon.

Gosh...

Much better.

That's so much better.

(The 37th Baekho Awards)

There we go.

What do you think, Bbobbi?

Do you think he'll be surprised?

(Congratulations on your award. I love you...)

Oh, right!

Let me see...

- Which is prettier, Bbobbi? - Welcome to the 37th Annual...

- Baekho Awards. - Come on and pick one.

- We are live at the ceremony. - It's an important day for me.

- We will reveal the highlights... - Hey!

of today, starting with the Best Male Lead Award.

This year's presenter is last year's award winner,

actor Yoon Si Yoon.

The nominees for the Best Male Lead Award this year...

are truly amazing.

There are 3 nominees whose movies had gained 10 million views.

Who will take the honors?

I will now announce the winner of the Best Male Lead Award.

The Best Male Lead Award of the 2018 Baekho Awards...

Wang Joon...

goes to Ma Wang Joon, of "Zombie Train"!

(Best Male Lead Award, Ma Wang Joon of "Zombie Train")

Thank you for giving me this huge award.

I guess running with all those zombies...

in that heat did pay off.

I always thought to myself about what I would say...

if I were to be presented with an award like this.

But now that I'm really up here,

it makes me even more nervous...

- than I'd ever thought. - Me too.

There are so many people I'd like to thank.

First of all, thank you to all my co-stars...

who worked with me in this movie...

and thank you to the director and staff members...

who did a great job throughout the shoot.

Also, to the one who has always been there for me...

throughout the years, my supportive manager,

Yeo Woong. Thank you so much.

Lastly, I would like to give the honors to...

all the zombies who ran with me.

I will keep doing my best, as actor Ma Wang Joon.

Thank you.

Congratulations, Ma Wang Joon.

Come on...

I apologize. I was so nervous...

that I forgot to mention the most important one.

You were always there to support me.

Like the sun in a dark night,

shining bright and beautifully.

My most precious existence...

who always stayed by my side.

My puppy, Bbobbi! I'd like to thank Bbobbi.

I love you, Bbobbi!

Congratulations, once again.

Let's break up.

I'm sick of...

seeing you in secret.

No, don't!

You were great.

Hey, Ma Wang Joon!

You left me out...

of your acceptance speech.

I almost pouted about it!

Everyone knows you're my boss.

- Then why did you mention her? - She did a good job on site.

- Ma Wang Joon! - Ma Wang Joon!

- Make way, please! - Sir!

- Thank you. - Over here!

Oh, right. Here it is.

Please look over here!

- Can you look here? - Please look over here!

- Over here! - Wang Joon!

Hey, what's up?

I just wanted to tell you that I saw the Awards Ceremony.

Congratulations.

- Please look over here! - Over here!

Hey, I need to go.

I'll call you back. Bye.

Hello?

Hello? Hey, Wang Joon. Wang Joon.

You know what?

I shouldn't be like this on such a happy day.

(Wang Joon, congratulations on winning the Best Male Lead Award.)

(I'm so proud of you.)

Why do you look so upset?

You won an award.

Is there something wrong?

No.

Where are we having the after party?

(Our Love Is like a Weed)

Come on up.

- Okay. - Let's go.

What?

- Gosh, come on. - Let's go.

- Let's go inside. - Come on.

- Come in. - Gosh, this is nice.

Please excuse us today.

- Goodness. - Come on.

What is this?

Are you serious?

Yes, of course.

I'll treat you guys big tonight.

- Come and sit down. - Yes.

Make yourselves at home. I'll set the table for you guys.

- It'll be ready soon. - Yeo Woong.

Make yourselves comfortable...

as if this is your own home.

Great.

Now that he won an award,

you should think about what kind of articles you're going to write.

- Just wait a little bit. - Yeo Woong.

- Yeo Woong, don't go. - Stay here.

She's gone.

I can't believe she's gone.

Wang Joon.

(Eom Da Da)

Wang Joon.

(My Boy)

What? Why can't I answer?

No...

The phone is turned off. Please leave a message after the beep.

Can I use the bathroom?

The bathroom is over there.

No, no.

No.

- Mr. Geum. - Yes?

The door won't open.

What?

Why won't it open?

That's weird. Why won't it open?

Mr. Hwang will wet his pants at this rate.

Gosh, why won't the door open?

- What's wrong? - The bathroom door won't open.

I think it's locked or something.

It can't be locked from the inside.

Gosh, he's here.

Just a second.

What?

Wang Joon, please.

I think it's stuck.

Wang Joon, give me a little time.

- What? - What?

She startled me so much. Who is she?

She must be the cleaning lady.

No, wait.

- Isn't that an underwear? - Wait a second.

My gosh.

- My goodness. - Take a photo.

- Hurry. - Take a photo right now.

- No, that's not necessary. - Wait.

Wang Joon.

Do you know her?

She's a stalker.

A stalker?

Is she really your stalker?

She's my stalker.

Is she the stalker you told me about last time?

What is it that you need to say?

Si Woo, why are you being like this to me?

How can you treat me that way in front of all those people?

I told you not to expect anything from me.

Si Woo.

Do you still like me even when I'm treating you like this?

Do you have no self-respect?

I'm so sick of you.

Zero Nine.

Did you do this?

I caught a mosquito.

It was a really big one.

Seriously?

You shattered a super ultra LCD display...

just because of a mosquito?

You know what? You're a little dangerous.

I should adjust the strength in your arms.

Just wait.

So...

did you sneak in that house to steal this?

Is that why you disguised yourself as an old lady?

Hey, Miss.

Answer my question.

You've been silent for 30 minutes.

Why did you go in that house?

Because I love him!

I love him. I love him so much.

I want to enjoy a nice meal with him at a nice restaurant.

I want to go watch a movie with him at a movie theater.

I want to hold his hand and walk with him out in the street.

And I also want to brag about him to all my friends.

I want to do all of that, but I can't!

Hey, Miss.

So I at least wanted to have this.

I like his underwear.

I like it even more if he was just wearing it.

[VIU Ver] SBS E02 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "Da Da & Wang Joon Break Up" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Ma Wang Joon asked us to release you.

You should consider yourself really lucky.

Get in the car. I'll drive you home.

Let's... Let's stop.

Let's break up.

I can't do this anymore.

I don't think I can continue to date you in secret.

I'm sorry.

I wanted to argue.

I wanted to yell and ask why I can't just be myself...

when I'm with you.

I wanted to ask why I have to feel guilty for loving you.

I should go.

The only reason I could endure it regardless of all that...

was because I trusted...

that you and I loved each other.

But today, that trust I had...

broke completely.

Things that are old and worn out...

eventually end up breaking and malfunctioning,

just like our love.

And today,

that old...

and worn out love of mine...

came to an end.

(Zero Nine, Operating on Boyfriend Mode)

Zero Nine, why did you do that?

From now on, only use one percent of your arm strength...

when you catch mosquitos, okay?

Thank you.

By any chance, was that monitor I broke earlier...

- really expensive? - Yes.

Everything you break gets deducted from my paycheck.

I'm sorry.

Why would be sorry?

I'm the one who's sorry.

Why are you sorry?

I can't say.

Listen carefully to what I'm about to say, Zero Nine.

(The night sea, wave, moonlight, cloud, butterfly)

The night sea.

Wave. Moonlight.

Cloud.

Butterfly. Zero Nine. Insert code.

I'm sorry...

that I couldn't keep my promise, Zero Nine.

Zero Seven.

Hey, what happened?

It's hard to cause this much harm to a robot.

But she must've constantly abused her...

to test her loyalty.

Diana...

is a good person.

This is driving me crazy.

She's already in a critical situation.

It'd be better to discard her and make a new one.

Take out all the essential parts and incinerate the rest.

Darn it.

Diana...

is a good person.

How is she a good person, you fool?

You want to send Zero Nine to someone like her?

It was decided by the head office.

We shouldn't interfere.

Do you remember what you said to me...

when I first started working here?

"We are a company that makes families, friends,

and lovers for robots." That's exactly what you said to me.

When we receive a request from a client,

our job is to manufacture the product and send it to them.

That is all.

How our clients decide to use the product is none of our business.

So stop getting emotionally attached to our products.

(Manager Ko Ji Seok)

I'm sorry, sir. But...

I can't send Zero Nine to such a horrible woman.

Never.

Where did Team Manager Nam leave with Zero Nine?

Answer your phone.

Answer your phone.

Answer your phone, you fool!

Come on!

(Miracle Logistics)

Nam Bo Won!

Manager Ko.

I'm going to protect him this time.

I won't let it...

happen again.

Please be safe, Zero Nine.

I'm coming for you.

(Miracle Logistics)

- Are you Eom Da Da? - Yes.

I have a package for you. Your signature, please.

Thank you.

I guess I don't have time to grieve for my breakup.

Let's check out that dummy from the US.

Why is it so big?

Hey!

What's up?

Excuse me.

Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

Will you put in more effort? I'm carrying it on my own!

Hey, you guys.

Is that the specially designed dummy?

It was so expensive, too!

Look at how cool the packaging is.

I'll dress the dummy and bring him over.

You two can head out to the site and get everything ready.

- Okay. - But...

the shoot is just about to start. Go to Ma Wang Joon.

Shouldn't you be doing his special effects makeup?

The thing is...

What's wrong, Eom Da Da?

It's nothing.

I'll get going.

Something's fishy.

(Ma Wang Joon)

This is driving me crazy!

What are you doing here?

Oh, sir.

Didn't you hear that we got another artist?

What?

Wang Joon requested for it this morning.

I guess you didn't get the memo.

Well, it's no wonder...

after what you did last night, don't you think?

Stop.

It's all over now.

What?

Why does it look so realistic?

Maybe because it was specially designed?

What? Wait.

Oh, no. What did I do...

Did I just kiss the dummy?

What's going on?

What?

Hello,

my girlfriend.

(My Absolute Boyfriend / Absolute Boyfriend)

It was so weird.

He seemed so real... and soft.

He was right here!

What did you do to the dummy?

I can't even tell anyone about the breakup.

My girlfriend!

I think he's come alive.

Be careful, my girlfriend!

Is he okay?

This is my one and only girl.

Why am I your girlfriend?

You kissed me.

I'll be the one to take responsibility.

I want to love you.

Do you even know what love is?

You can touch me.

My girlfriend, I'm a robot who is your lover.