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[ Indistinct talking,
glass clinking ]Claire: Speech! Speech!
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Okay, okay, okay.
Settle down.
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Um...
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It's hard to believe I'm 50.
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A-A-As of today,
I'm middle-aged.
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What's he been
the last10 years?
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Delusional. He thinks
he's a millennial, like us.
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I've thought a lot
about what's next.
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51.Thank you, buddy.
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And it's important
that I continue to grow
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and that I stay
mentally challenged.
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Which is why
I am starting...
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piano lessons,
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so that
by next year's birthday,
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I'll be good enough
to perform in public.
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Oh, great.
Another thing to go to.
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Also, I'm gonna learn
how to speak Spanish.
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iExcelente!
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Uh, I --
I haven't started yet.
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Um, and finally, um --
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and I know it's a little bit
of a midlife-crisis cliché,
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but...
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[ Chuckles ] I'm gonna learn
how to ride a unicycle!
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[ Sighs ]
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Phil, you forgotto open one of your gifts.
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Ooh!
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This one, Jay picked it upfor you himself.
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He did?
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[ Paper ripping ]Hey, Dad.
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So, what's going on
with that hat?
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Gloria thinks I look grumpy
in the photos that we take
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when we go
to these things,
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so I'm searching
for the right hat
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that makes me look
like I'm having fun.
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Or you could
just smile more.
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Eh.
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Wow!
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"The Sommelier's Guide
to the Wines of France."
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Claire: Ooh!
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I love it so much.Nice!
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Oh, my goodness.
It's inscribed.
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[ Gasps ]
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"May you continue to age
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as gracefully
as a fine Bordeaux."
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Dad...
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"Happy Birthday, Jay.
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Love, Cam."
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...Cam. Yeah.Jay, you re-gifted my gift?
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Dad!
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I didn't know
he wrote in it.
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Because
you didn't open it.
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So now
I feel like a jerk.
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How could you be a jerk?
You're wearing that hat.
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A year from now,
I'm gonna know what that means.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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I got Gloria the greatest
Valentine's Day gift --
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a box set of DVDs
of all the Dean Martin Roasts.
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I was so moved
by the romantic gesture
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that for Jay's birthday,
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I invited a bunch of people over
to insult him.
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[ Laughter ]
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Shorty:
So, my ex-wife and I,
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we were on vacation
with Jay and Gloria.
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They're walking down the beach,
and my ex-wife says,
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"Whoa,
look at all that skin."
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And I said, "Baby, come on.
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What's wrong with that?
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She's a beautiful woman
in a bikini."
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She said, "Oh, I'm talkin'
about Jay's scalp."
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[ Laughter ]
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Jay is so not Latin
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that every time that he dances,
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people point him
to the bathroom.
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[ Laughter ]
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He has no rhythm.
That's what I mean.
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But seriously,
I love the whites.
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No, but seriously, Jay is
quite the environmentalist.
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Just this last year,
he recycled a gift of mine --
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a wonderful book about wine.
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[ Laughs, whimpers ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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I-I don't want to say
my father is old,
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but he remembers panicking
at Y-1-K.
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[ Laughter ]
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My dad is old.
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Together: How old is he?
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He's so old
that when he started using it,
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it was called Preparation G.
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[ Laughter ]
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Enough!
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This is terrible!
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I don't know why any ofyou people think this is funny!
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You may think these are jokes,but it's way too real.
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We need to respect Grandpainstead of cutting him down.
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None of us really knowshow much time he has left.
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Do you really want theseto be the last words he hears?
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Well,
now I feel like hell.
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And that'show you roast!
Bam!
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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I don't understand
why adults make such a big deal
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about their birthdays.
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So this year,
I asked for nothing.
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No party, no fuss.
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Just a quiet night by myself,
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with my thoughts, all alone.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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Okay.
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Just as I had hoped,Mitchell is miserable.
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He saidhe didn't want a party,
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but it's like when you write"No gifts" on an invitation
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but you secretly want everyoneto bring something
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big and expensive,
Jotham.
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I made a heartfelt toast
at your party.
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Yes, and those 12 wordswere just as generous
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as the actual physical giftseveryone else brought.
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Okay,I'm gonna go in.
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When you hear me say"Mitchell, you're not alone,"
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that's when you come inand you yell "Surprise."
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We know what to say.
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Mm. Do you?
[ Chuckles ]
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Hey!
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How you doing? Okay?Yeah.
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Now do you see what it's liketo spend your birthday alone?
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[ Sighs ] I do.
And it's...
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Yeah.
...amazing.
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What?
Cam, thank you.
Thank you.
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For once, you heard me and
gave me exactly what I wanted
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instead of what you thought
I should want.
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Honey, this is
the best birthday present ever.
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It is?
Yes!
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Oh, and you've --
you've got to be relieved, too.
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I mean, every time
we hang out with our friends,
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they leave and you spend
the rest of the night
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complaining about how every
single one of them annoys you.
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I don't knowwhat you're talking about!
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Oh, please. Jotham's cheap.
L'Michael has bad breath.
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That doesn't
sound like me!
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Antonio's weave
is falling apart.
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Vincent's
a sloppy drunk.
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Oh, oh, Jeffrey
won't stop telling
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his one
Bernadette Peters story.
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You're
the sloppy drunk!
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Surprise!
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Here's a thing I realized --
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you can't get older
if you never have birthdays.
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♪ Happy birth--
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What'd I tell you?
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I thoughtthis would be the year.
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I told my family
I just wanted my birthday
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to be me and Dylan this year
because at the time,
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I was still keeping
my pregnancy a secret,
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and I knew
they'd get all suspicious
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about why I wasn't drinking.
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What was I going to say?
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"I can't drink because
I have work in the morning"?
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[ Laughs ]
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There's no way
they'd believe that.
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Here.
I got you a present.
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Ooh! Thank you!
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[ Gasps ]
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Get out!
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Gucci baby sneakers!
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[ Laughs ]
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They're adorable.
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[ Crying ]Our baby's gonna be so hot.
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Personally,
I think it's weird
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that there are shoes
for someone who can't walk.
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But you know what,
Haley?
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I love
that we're pregnannnt --
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Hello!
Hi!
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What are you guys
doing here?
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At the restaurant?
We got a --
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We got a Groupon,
but we --
Us too.
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Yeah, we j-- we just saw
that you were over here.
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Wanted to say
happy birthday.Happy birthday.
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Didn't mean
to overhear.
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You didn't
overhear anything.
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We were talking
about a TV show.
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Oh, well, then,
what's -- what's up
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with these little
baby shoes, then?
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These are --These are not baby shoes.
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Oh.
No, they're, um...
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We are
starting a business
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for people who cannot affordfull-size designer wear.
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Oh. Well, as much as that
does sound like you, I -- Mm.
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Okay.
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I'm pregnant.[ Gasping ] Oh, my God.
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[ Whispering ]
That's exciting!
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Is it?
We think so.
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But we have nottold my parents yet,
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so please
don't say anything.
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Oh, honey, Icould
keep your secret forever,
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but just so you know,
he can't.
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Yeah, I'm weak.
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Yeah, you got
maybe three, four days tops.
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[ Laughs nervously ]What?
Yeah.
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Oh. Okay. Well,
these werefrom us, but...
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Yeah, she can't have it.She's pregnant.
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Okay, there you go.
See?
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Now,
you listen to me.
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My roller-coasteringhormones
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cannot handle another lecturefrom my mother right now,
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so you aregoing to tell me a secret
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that I will reveal to everyoneif you ever spill mine!
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Yeah, but I don't have
any secrets.
Mm?
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[ Whispering ]
Uh, when he dresses as Fizbo,
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he puts the makeup
everywhere.
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Mm. You're the best.[ Giggles ]Mm-hmm.
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Because of the whole 21 thing,
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people don't think
turning 20 is a big deal.
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But it's all
I've been thinking about
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for the last three years.
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[ Rock music playing,
needle buzzing ]
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Hey.
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Three years ago,
I came in here,
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and when I saw you,
I fell in love.
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The kind of love
that punches you in the gut
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and makes you
wanna be a better man.
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But when I asked you out,
you said, "Sorry, kid.
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You're cute,
but I don't date teenagers."
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Well...
check it out.
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Oh! Happy birthday!
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But now
I don't date men.
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Oh.
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Well...looks like
I've got a decision to make.
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On mybirthday this year,
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I really got a sense
of what people think of me.
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Which is...
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so great.
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This is
from me and the boys.
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Gloria got you
her own gift.
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Wow, this is wrapped
so nicely!
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Idid that.
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It's a lost art
in this modern age
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where people simply click and
ship gifts over the Internet.
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Papi,
just be normal.
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Let's see.
It is, uh...
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some kind
of silk pillow?
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Well,it's more than that.
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See, there's a switch
on the side,
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and when you lay on it, it --it plays ocean sounds for you.
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You know,i-it helps you relax.
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Huh.
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At leastit's not a re-gift.
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How do you
live with this?
I...
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[ Inhales sharply ]
Tell you what.
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How about we do onemore gift,
and then
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we take a break for cake
and do the rest after?Yeah.
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Hmm?
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Here, Mrs. Dunphy.
This is from me and Haley.
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Mm,
thank you, Dylan.
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Although I have to say,
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you have given me enough giftsthis year already.
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Again, I'm very sorry about
impregnating your daughter.
255
00:08:59,016 --> 00:08:59,713
Yeah.
256
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,279
[ Clears throat ]
257
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,759
What is this?
258
00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,282
It's an aromatherapy
machine.
259
00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,371
See, you put in oils
that are supposed to help you
260
00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,808
with the stress
of the day.
261
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:08,852
Oh!
262
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,854
Alright, well...
let's see.
263
00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,422
So far,
I have gotten a spa day,
264
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,641
three massages,
265
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:17,644
a meditation class,
an ocean pillow,
266
00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,168
a rage bat,
and a little machine
267
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,257
that's supposed to trick my noseinto calming me down.
268
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,606
Why does everyone think
I'm so tense?
269
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,608
You bit throughyour night guard.
270
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,654
You're squeezing me
too hard.
271
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,830
And last week,
you made the pharmacist cry.
272
00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,180
That's because he wouldn't
sell me any more Sudafed.
273
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,834
The entire family
was sick.
274
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,313
I was not
cooking meth.
275
00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,620
You know what?
I don't even want cake.
276
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,796
I really don't appreciate
being criticized like this,
277
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,319
especially
on my birthday.
278
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,017
[ Motor buzzing ]
279
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,021
Um, that's my gift.
Open later.
280
00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,024
Manny and I share a birthday,
281
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,635
so I always do something big
to get attention.
282
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,333
Look! No hands!
283
00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,639
Way to go, kid!Bravo, papi!
284
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,685
Hey, guys!
Check it out.
285
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,252
Unicycling
to my piano lesson.
286
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,907
Wow!We're so proud of you!
287
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:04,647
Now,
that'simpressive.
288
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,910
Happy birthday, Joe!
289
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,130
It was!
290
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,784
It goes without saying
291
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,699
I'm the best performer
in the family.
292
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:15,702
This year, for my birthday,
I decided to have a talent show
293
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,486
so they all start saying it.
294
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,009
Wait.
295
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,881
It's a talent show?I-I didn't know that.
296
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:21,664
It said soon the invitation.
297
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,665
Cam: Mitchell?
298
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,101
I only skimmed it.
299
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,233
This is a disaster.
300
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,061
We didn't
prepare anything!
301
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:30,542
♪ Nothing could be finer
than to be in Carolina ♪
302
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:34,285
♪ In the morning
303
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,157
♪ No one could be sweeter
than my sweetie... ♪
304
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,812
I can't believe they hadmatching vests in their car.
305
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,118
Uncle Grumpy,
why are you so angry?
306
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:44,731
[ Deep voice ]Because the Presidentwants to build a wall!
307
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,168
Ay, yeah,
that is very sad.
308
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,560
Sad for me,
309
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:52,347
because I have no moneyand I am ugly.
310
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:56,307
For you,he would let you inbecause you have money
311
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,309
and you have the boobs.
312
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,311
[ Laughter ]
313
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,791
I never thought Uncle Grumpywould go political.
314
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,662
Hm. Yeah.
315
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,882
[ Beethoven's "Fur Elise"
plays slowly ]
316
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:08,929
[ Sour notes play ]
317
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,714
I knew I wasn't ready!
318
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,411
♪ Naah-aah
♪ Butterflies
all flutter up ♪
319
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,935
♪ Aah-aah
♪ And kisseach little buttercup... ♪
320
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,501
Stella, walk in a circle.
321
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,720
Stella, sit.
322
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,330
Bang!
323
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,767
Ohh.Ah. Close, Dad.
324
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,160
No, I taught her
to go for the gun.
325
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,206
[ "Turkey in the Straw" plays ]
326
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:28,644
The banjo scares me ever sinceI saw that creepy film.
327
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,906
Wait. What was it
called, again?
328
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,125
"Deliverance"?
329
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:34,345
No -- "The Muppet Movie."[ Shudders ]
330
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,608
[ Cellphone clicking ]He was a three-toed tree toad,
but a two-toed toad was she.
331
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,393
The three-toed tree toad
tried to win the two-toed
shetoad's heart,
332
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,960
for the three-toed tree toad
loved the ground
333
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,135
that the two-toed
tree toad trod.
334
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,571
"...tree toad trod."And sent.[ Cellphone bloops ]
335
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,746
[ Cellphones ding, chime ]
336
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,878
Ohh!
Whoa!
Ay!
337
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,444
Stop it!
338
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,968
Fastest thumbs
in the West!
339
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,839
[ Blows, laughs ]
340
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,364
♪ If I had Aladdin's lamp
for only a day ♪
341
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:57,368
♪ I would make a wish,
and here's what I'd say ♪
342
00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,545
♪ Nothing could be finer
than to be in Carolina ♪
343
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:04,549
♪ In the mooorniiing
344
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,595
As you all know,
Sherry and I met
345
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,206
and fell for each other
over our love of improv.
346
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,948
So, we're at
a romantic restaurant.
347
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,341
Okay.
348
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,646
[ Chair thuds ]
349
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,039
[ Sighs ]
350
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,998
That dinner
was delicious.
351
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,913
I can't believeyou chose this place.
352
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,002
The chef
is my ex-boyfriend.
353
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,046
The crazy one?
354
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,047
Yes.
355
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,266
He's very jealous,
356
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,355
and I'm scaredhe did something to your food.
357
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,617
Oh. Eh...
358
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,010
I amfeeling
a little funny.
359
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,707
I wish thiswere
a little funny.
360
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,404
Ooh. Ha.
Okay. Oh, boy.
361
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,884
Whew!
362
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,364
I-Is this room spinning?
I --
363
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,060
No.
364
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,714
I was afraid of that.
365
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,760
Well, then I better do this
before it's too late.
366
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,632
And this part is real.
367
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,460
Sherry Shaker,
368
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,244
I used to be
a one-man show,
369
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,812
and then you entered
from stage left,
370
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,683
and I fell in love.
371
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,163
I want you
372
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,036
to be my scene partner
forever.
373
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:59,256
Darling, let's force our friendsto sit through
374
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,824
the rest of our lives
together.
375
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,434
[ Gasps ]
376
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,088
Will you marry me?
377
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,089
[ Whispering ]Oh, my God.
378
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,177
[ Exhales sharply ]
379
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,918
Manny!
380
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,878
No!
381
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,054
Why would you do this?!
382
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,882
[ Rapid footsteps departing ]
383
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,321
You gotta be feeling better
about that piano.
384
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,322
[ Chuckles ]
385
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,149
[ Door opens, closes ]
386
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,718
I'd rather not talk about
my birthday this year.
387
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:30,897
♪ Happy birthday, dear Lily
388
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:34,901
♪ Happy birthday to you
389
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,685
[ Crying ] I still can't believeSherry said no
390
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,034
and broke up with me.
391
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,906
[ Whispering ]
What does he expect?
He's 20 years old.
392
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,647
He proposed in front of his
family at a pretend restaurant.
393
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,301
Whatever happened
to "Yes and"?
394
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,912
Gloria: [ Whispering ]Jay, I've tried everything.
395
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,262
Please say something to himthat will make him feel better.
396
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,916
Fine.
397
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,918
Kid, let it go.
398
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,658
It was four days ago.
399
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,965
Alright,
let's make a wish!
400
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,140
I wish I were dead.
401
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,141
[ Blows ]
402
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,273
Alright.
403
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,840
There we go.
404
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,279
Haley and I
have had this plan for years
405
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,238
that when I turn 21,
we'd hit the bars together.
406
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,067
But since she's pregnant,
I was drinking for two.
407
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,678
Technically, four.
408
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,246
[ Techno music plays ]
409
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,901
Lemme tell you something,Haley Dunphy.
410
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,034
Do you knowhow much I admire you?
411
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,078
[ Laughs ]
Do you?
412
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,950
So much!
413
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,953
While I wasworking my butt off,
414
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,606
you were out there
having fun!
415
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,173
Not worrying
about anything --
416
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,697
not school, not work...
417
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,134
[ Laughing ]
not condoms.
418
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,049
Look at you --
all preg-a-nant.
419
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,398
[ Chuckles ]
420
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,095
Maybe I should have Billcome get mepregnant.
421
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,401
Ooh.
422
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:43,186
Then we can be pregnanttogether! That would be fun!
423
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,753
Where's my phone?
424
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,973
I'm gonna text himto come get me pregnant.
425
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,409
You know what?
426
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,585
It's 2000-something.
427
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,021
I'm gonna
get himpregnant!
428
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,068
I miss drinking.
429
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,592
Unlike somepeople,
I love my birthday.
430
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,724
It's the one day a year
that can be all about me.
431
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,378
[ Scoffs, chuckles ]
432
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,163
[ Indistinct conversations ]
433
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:03,990
Oh, yeah.
Um, um --
434
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,166
So, um, I thought
it would be fun
435
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,558
if we all
went around the room
436
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,951
and say
what we love about Cam.
437
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,344
Oh!
Yeah.
438
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,389
Well, that's out of nowhere,
but if you insist.
439
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,738
Haley,
why don't you go first?
440
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,131
Oh, me? Okay.
441
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,090
Well, um...
I love Uncle Cam
442
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,527
because he is funand dresses with flair.
443
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,789
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my gosh.
444
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:21,790
[ Chuckles ]
445
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,183
And, uh, I love
446
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,967
that he makesmy Uncle Mitchell happy.
447
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,360
Awww!
Ohh!
448
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,014
Oh, also, I love that you guyswere the first ones
449
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,016
to find out I was pregnantand you never judged me.
450
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,757
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
451
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,021
I thought we all found out
at the same time.
452
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,239
Oh, uh...Well...
453
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,024
Mitchell, you knew she waspregnant and you didn't tell me?
454
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,982
I didn't think
it was my place.
455
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,549
Anyway,
who's next?
456
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,029
"What I love
about Cam is..."
457
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,335
I just wish you would
have my back just once.
458
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,468
I don't think
she's been using my gift.
459
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,036
♪ Happy birthday to Cam,
happy -- ♪Stop. Drop it.
460
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,472
Welcome to myworld.
461
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,213
At mybirthday, all anyone
cared about was weepy Manny
462
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,128
'cause Sherry
broke up with him.
463
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,826
[ Crying ]She has a boyfriend now.
464
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,349
Way to go, Lily.
465
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,872
Way to go!
466
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,265
[ Sighs ]
467
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,093
[ Vivaldi's "Four Seasons"
plays ]
468
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:12,623
♪♪
469
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,843
How old are you?
470
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:18,020
I turn 51 in, uh...
471
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,456
this many days.
472
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,892
Ugh.
473
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,156
Mydad hada midlife crisis, too.
474
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,027
I have a hamster
at his condo.
475
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,942
No.
N-No midlife crisis.
476
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,205
I just think you're --
you're never too old to learn.
477
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,033
♪♪
478
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,817
Just stay away
from my mom.
479
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,645
She has a thing
for losers.
480
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,951
♪♪
481
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,648
[ Breathing quickly ]
482
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:38,693
Are you okay?
483
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,173
Should we take you
to the hospital?
484
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,262
Yeah, the contractions
are getting closer together.
485
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,959
No. Dad is next.
486
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,135
I can hold it
for a few minutes, okay?
487
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,876
I don't want to screw this up
for him. [ Groans ]
488
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:51,053
[ Song ends ]
489
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,186
[ Cheers and applause ]
490
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:56,319
Yikes.Hate to follow that.
491
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,191
What are yougonna dazzle us with?
492
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,279
"Fur Elise."
493
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:02,108
In which key --
"B" obvious?
494
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,850
Next up, the only
student of mine who shaves.
495
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,983
[ Chuckles ]
Phillip Dunphy.
496
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,551
[ Applause ]
497
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,031
[ Breathing quickly ][ Phil clears throat ]
498
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,556
Um...
499
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,210
[ Bench squeaks ]
500
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,169
When I turned 50,
I vowed to do some things
501
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,953
to take me
out of my comfort zone
502
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,217
and keep me on my toes,
and I want to thank my family
503
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,132
for being
my biggest cheerleaders.
504
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,133
Haley: Oooooaaaaaah!
505
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,873
I love you, too, honey.
506
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,093
No, Haley's going into
labor! We've got to get her
to the hospital, honey!
507
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,094
Phil: Oh!I tried to hold it!
I'm sorry, Dad!
508
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,096
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, everyone!
509
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,011
Convenient.
510
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,756
[ Beethoven's "Fur Elise" plays
quickly ]
511
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:49,764
♪♪
512
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,113
[ Song ends ]
513
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,158
[ Cheers and applause ]Yes! Great! Come on!
514
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,115
Great work, honey.
515
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,335
Tell your mom I say hi.
516
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,293
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
517
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,904
[ Indistinct talking over P.A. ]
518
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:00,905
Dylan!
519
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,124
Is everything
okay?
520
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,343
[ Sighs ]
521
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,431
No.
522
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,477
Everything's amazing.
523
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,392
Why would you
say it that way?
524
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,567
Haley's fine.
525
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,265
She was so brave.
526
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,049
And the babies are great!
527
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,746
I can't wait
to see them!
528
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,139
As soon as they're done
getting checked out.
529
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,488
I'm gonna
go get them now.
530
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,489
Wait, wait.
531
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,012
What aboutthe sex?
532
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,840
Doctor says
not for six weeks.
533
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,280
Jay: Is this
the Dunphy suite?
534
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,281
[ Laughter ]
535
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,805
Oh, how's the mommy?
536
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,199
Hand sanitizer, everyone.
Here you go.
537
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,287
How you doing, kiddo?
538
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,202
A little tired.
I overdid it last night.
539
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,552
[ Chuckling ] I don't think
he was talking to you, buddy.
540
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,988
It's overwhelming.
541
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,424
Just feeling
so many different emotions.
542
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,339
I'm also doing great.
543
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,776
I have
a son and a daughter,
544
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,822
and once they washed them off,
they were really cute.
545
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:48,823
Gloria: Aww!
546
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,346
Oh, what are
their names?
547
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,306
We're gonna put a pin in thatuntil the drugs wear off.
548
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,222
Nobody needs grandchildrennamed Pixar and Coachella.
549
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,266
Ooh.
550
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,312
Phil,
this is for you.
551
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,184
It's a...littleearly birthday present.
552
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,231
And I admit,this one is a re-gift.
553
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,452
"World's
Best Grandfather."
554
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,671
Claire: [ Gasps ]
555
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,412
It's the mug I gave you
when Haley was born.
556
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:13,456
You kept it
all these years.
557
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,980
Yeah. But, uh...
it's yours now.
558
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,157
I don't need it anymore.I got a new title.
559
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,507
"Great grandma"?
560
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,118
Oh, hell.I grabbed the wrong one.
561
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,337
Here.
562
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,468
I'm going to
count to three.
563
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,469
Yeah.
564
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,471
Hey, how was
your recital, Phil?
565
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,038
Oh, I messed it all upfor him.
566
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,257
Sorry about that, Dad.
567
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,911
I-I know that wasyour big goal for the year.
568
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,913
I have
a better one now.
569
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:38,089
Mi ano fue hermoso.
570
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,047
My year was beautiful.
571
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,353
Claire: Mm.
572
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,268
"Año" means "year."
573
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,313
"Ano" means "anus."
574
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,837
Still works.
575
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,013
Hey, everybody.
576
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,364
[ Gasps ] Ay, where arethe babies? I want to see them.
577
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,540
There's no easy way
to say this.
578
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,458
Mitch and Cam have a whole thingthey want to do.
579
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,373
Oh, God.It's worse than I thought.
580
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:04,159
♪ Nants ingonyama
581
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,465
♪ Bagithi baba
582
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,076
Oh, my God!
I love it so much!
583
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:08,946
[ Laughter ]
584
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:12,820
♪♪
585
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,910
♪ It's the circle of life
586
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,391
I can't believe they hadmatching robes in their car.
587
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,479
♪ And it moves us all
588
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:23,047
They're so beautiful!
589
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,876
♪ Through despair and hope
590
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,138
Good job.
591
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,271
[ Whispering ] You're bothgonna get dog beds.
592
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,099
♪ Through faith and hope
593
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,318
You're next, huh?
594
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,406
Shh!
595
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,755
Okay. Okay.
I'm just saying.
596
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:39,107
♪ It's the circle
597
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,717
Good job, kid.
598
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:46,157
♪ The circle of life
599
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,424
Oh,
is he still crying?
600
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,773
Yeah,
has been for hours.
601
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,340
[ Sighs ] Wow.
602
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,298
I thought he'd cry himself
to sleep, poor little guy.
603
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,299
Well,has he eaten anything?
604
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,301
Uh, I fed him
an hour ago.
605
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,129
It's amazing
how one can be fine
606
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,783
and the other one
is so upset.
607
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,524
You go up to bed.I'll check on him one last time.
608
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,308
Thanks, Mom.
609
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:09,920
There's
my big, brave boy.
610
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,444
[ Crying ] Sherry bookeda toothpaste commercial.
611
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,575
Uh-huh.
612
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,708
I'm going to have to seethat beautiful smile
613
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,013
all the time!
614
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,406
Mm.
615
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,668
There, there.
Let it out.
616
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:19,713
[ Sobs ]
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