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Oh, my God, the
alarm didn't go off!
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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: Uh,
it's a chicken. What?
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What? What happened?
We overslept.
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It's almost 8:00.
Just get dressed.
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I'll wake up the kids
and-and get 'em in the shower.
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Oh, there's no time.
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I'll just Febreze 'em.
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Ugh.
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Hold on.
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Okay, kids,
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let's move it, okay?
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Babe, why are you
still in bed?
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Hurry up!
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Wait, wait, wait.
It's Saturday!
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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Wow. Awesome.
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Okay. Hey!
It's Saturday!
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Everybody back to sleep!
False alarm!
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Oh! Ugh.
Okay.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is nice.
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So nice.
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My game starts
in 20 minutes.
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You said having kids
would be fun.
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I said making kids
would be fun.
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Oh, he's so cute.
Look at those cheeks.
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Hey.
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Adam, look, a baby.
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Oh...
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Hey, is that Parker?
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Yeah, we're finally
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getting to meet
Don and Marcy's grandson.
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Mikey and
his girlfriend
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dropped him off for the week
on their way to a wedding.
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Not their wedding, but I guess
anything goes these days.
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We're gonna get you
secretly baptized, aren't we?
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Oh, he is cute, huh?
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Yeah.
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And he's finally
growing into his ears.
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When he was born, he looked
like a fruit bat.
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I think he's adorable.
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Oh, man, this brings me back.
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It does?
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Oh.
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Why can't they make that
into a candle?
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You want a hit?
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Well...
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Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
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Babies are awesome,
such little angels.
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Can I talk to you
in the kitchen for a minute?
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You have to get
Parker out of here!
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If Andi spends one
more minute with him,
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she's gonna want
a baby of her own.
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Isn't she too old
for a baby?
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Shh! Are you trying
to get us killed?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Marcy talks
about menopause all the time.
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She's already having
hot flashes at night.
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It's like sleeping next to
a moody campfire.
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What was that?
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Bottle time, which also
reminds me that it's time for...
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my bottle.
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So did you decide
what he's gonna call you?
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Nana? Grammy?
Oh, no.
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No, no. Those are grandma
names and I'm no grandma.
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I'm just someone whose son
happened to have a baby
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with a woman he met
on the Internet.
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Okay, Andi, give the baby back
to Marcy so she can feed him.
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Oh, no. I want
to feed him.
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No, you need to keep your
hands free for drinking wine
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or some other fun thing you
can't do when you have a baby.
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Should we take
up smoking?
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Okay, Adam,
I know what you're thinking,
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but I am done having babies.
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Really?
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Yeah. You don't have to
worry about me.
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Okay, good.
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Isn't that right?
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Aunt Andi's done having babies.
Yes, she is.
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Yes, she is.
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:
Oh.
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I don't know about you,
but I'm not sure I believe her.
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Okay. You want to watch
the animal channel
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or the food channel?
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It's kind of
a before and after thing.
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Let's go with animals.
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Okay.
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Ugh. I've seen this one.
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Don't get too attached
to that antelope.
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I want another baby.
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¶ ¶
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You want to have
a fourth kid?
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Who has four kids?
What are we, dogs?
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I have thought this
through logically.
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First off...
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did you see
his tiny toes? Oh!
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I just wanted to
bite 'em right off.
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Hmm. Well, why don't
you bite the toes
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off the kids
we have now?
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I'll tell you why:
because they stink.
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Come on.
Don't you remember
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when we found out
I was pregnant with Kate?
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You were over the moon.
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Adam?
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Yeah, babe?
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Two blue lines. We did it.
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I am the man!
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Yes, that was a
magical moment,
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but do you remember
the next one?
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:
Ooh. Huh?
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Two blue lines.
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When did we have time
to do that?
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Daylight Savings,
when we fell back.
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That's what we did
with that hour.
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And then, there
was the last one.
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No run... no running.
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I'm gonna get you!
No running.
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No running.
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I'm gonna get you!
No running.
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No running.
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I was gonna get you!
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Mm-hmm.
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And we never slept again.
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Okay. What if we started
sleeping now and banked it?
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Huh? That is nine months
of sleep, my friend.
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Babe, you know
I love our kids,
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but I also love
thinking of a time
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when they are
out of the house
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and I can lavish
all of my attention
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on you, my
beautiful bride.
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Huh? Think of the flowers
and... and massages.
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Huh? It'll be like
living on a cloud.
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I don't want to live
on a cloud. I want a baby.
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Okay, I didn't want to
have to put my foot down
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like this, but...
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we can't fit another cubby!
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I just... I feel like I have
so much more love to give.
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Give it to me!
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Honey, we're barely
keeping our heads above water
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with the three we have.
So, no more babies, okay?
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We'll see.
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No. No, no.
No, no.
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No. I need you to say,
"I hear you and I agree."
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I hear you...
and we'll see.
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Well...
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"We'll see" is how
we got the first three!
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Andi still have
baby fever?
Yeah.
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She's singing lullabies
in the shower.
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And she's no Barbra Streisand.
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Yeah, things aren't great
at my house, either.
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Marcy's in a tailspin
about being a grandma.
Mm.
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There's been talk
of a facelift.
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Really?
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Yeah. I mean,
I have a hard enough time
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reading her moods as it is.
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If they freeze her face in
one expression, I'm a dead man.
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I am in big trouble.
Andi wants to have another baby.
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And she knows I like doing
the thing you do to make a baby.
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So, make yourself
less appealing to her.
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Hey, I hear
the McRib is back.
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Put away a few of those
and you'll be sleeping alone.
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Please. I could
be covered
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in barbecue sauce
and she'd still be all over me.
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You got a real
special woman there.
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Hey, baby.
Hey, what...?
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Mmm.
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Wow. You're not wasting
any time, are you?
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What?
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Can't a wife welcome her husband
home after a long day?
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Yeah, but-- ooh. Yeah.
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But that's-that's... that's
not what you're doing.
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Okay, I think I...
Kids, get in here!
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You can't manhandle me like that
in front of the kids.
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The kids are at your parents'.
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They're dropping them off
in the morning.
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Oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Guess we're alone.
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Uh...
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What to do? What to do?
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Uh, I had three McRibs
for lunch!
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I don't care.
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Well, I knew you wouldn't,
'cause you're all
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jacked up
on lady hormones.
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Okay, right, okay, fine.
You know what?
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You-you-you leave
me no choice.
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I'm shutting down the
factory. That's right.
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Me and my employees
are going on strike.
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
Well...
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I know your employees...
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and I can get a couple of 'em
to cross the picket line.
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No, no. No!
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That's why I'm running.
No, no! No!
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Honey, not that.
Not a good idea!
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Hello, muscles.
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What's with the tambourine?
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You shake it,
I'll dance.
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We'll see where it leads.
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I'm gonna say straight
to the mental hospital.
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What's that smell?
Is that a new perfume?
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It's French.
It's called Fertilité.
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Okay, you're... you're really
starting to freak me out.
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Sweetie, this
is happening.
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So, give me my baby!
Well...
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No, no, no!
You... keep your hands
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and your sex tambourine
away from me!
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What are you wearing?
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Seven pairs of sweatpants.
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That's right.
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You're never gonna find
what you're looking for.
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Oh.
And even if you do,
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it will have been under
seven pairs of sweatpants.
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Doesn't bother me.
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I'll peel you
like an onion.
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Hey.
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No, you keep your distance!
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Okay, I admit that last night
was not my proudest moment.
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Yeah.
But can I... can I
please explain my crazy?
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No. No. One more step,
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and you're getting the mustard.
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Look, I'm just saying,
we're not getting any younger.
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So, if we want to have
another baby, it's now or never.
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We got to get this one in
before the buzzer.
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What buzzer?
You know,
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like at a basketball game, when
the guy hits the winning shot
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right before the buzzer,
crowd goes wild.
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You could be that guy, Adam.
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You could be the buzzer beater.
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Honey, I can't go back
to baby time again.
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We just got Emme into
school full-time.
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You're back to work,
which you love.
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Things are good.
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I know. I mean,
intellectually, I get that.
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But my baby-maker's all,
"Give me, give me, give me."
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Yeah, I hear it.
The neighbors hear it.
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I'm sorry, but I
think we're perfect.
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We don't need some Yoko Ono
coming in and ruining the band.
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Okay? So, please,
no baby, okay?
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Well, we do have
a great band.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'm ready for school.
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And-and if you
think about it,
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we have a baby.
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I mean, you can still
pick this one up.
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Huh? And you
can do this.
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Huh?
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And you can do this.
255
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,155
You didn't brush
your teeth.
256
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,958
Go brush your teeth.
257
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,961
Hey, uh, why is there a
giant pile of sweatpants
258
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,262
in the bathroom?
259
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:14,966
Oh, um...
260
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,268
Daddy was hiding
something from me.
261
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,174
All right, Emme, let's
bring it in for some kisses.
262
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,343
Daddy, not in front
of my friends.
263
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,212
What? Well, you
kissed me yesterday.
264
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,781
Yeah, but I'm older now.
265
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,183
Come on. Just one kiss.
Right here, come on.
266
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,818
I'm not a baby anymore.
267
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,823
Bye.
268
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:39,891
Ouch.
269
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,159
That's the first time
270
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,894
I've ever felt sorry
for you, Burns.
271
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,062
Huh, it's already gone.
272
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,233
If it helps, you have a coupon
from me for one free hug.
273
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,103
Expiration date: never.
274
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,115
Andi, it's me. Meet me at home.
275
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,351
We're making a baby!
276
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,322
You ready?
277
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,290
Feeling strong.
278
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,298
Whew. Wow.
279
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,133
That was intense.
280
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:25,436
Yeah, we shouldn't have run
up the stairs like that.
281
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,972
Yes, let's take a minute
to catch our breath,
282
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,074
and then we are
making a baby.
283
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,176
All right.
284
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,854
You know,
I got to say,
285
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,956
what we've been doing
the past few days,
286
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,058
that is gonna make a baby.
287
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,529
I am really happy
about this.
288
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,164
Me, too, babe.
289
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,633
And it turned out the
tambourine was fun.
290
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,035
Yeah, yeah, we should
keep that in the repertoire.
291
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,605
Ooh, Teddy has a ukulele
if you ever want to do
292
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,074
a Hawaiian night.
Ooh.
293
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,076
Hey, guys,
294
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,010
we have to cancel dinner
tonight.
295
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,045
Parker's killing us.
296
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,614
I thought I was
high-maintenance.
297
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,616
I can't stop moving
or he squawks.
298
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,417
My calf muscles
are on fire.
299
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:14,886
We haven't
slept in days.
300
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,187
I mean, look at me.
301
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,588
I know what
you're doing.
302
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,091
You are trying to turn
me into a grandma.
303
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,929
Well, I'm-I'm sure
you've had some fun, too, right?
304
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,265
Did you, uh...
did you take him to the park?
305
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,432
I used to love
pushing the kids
306
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,101
on the swings
when they were babies.
307
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,136
Please. How many times can
I pretend to be surprised
308
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,537
when he swings
back to me?
309
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,373
The answer's five.
Five times.
310
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,075
Okay, come on.
We got to keep moving.
Oh.
311
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,644
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let me
smell him, let me smell him.
312
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,113
Oh, that's not
the good baby smell.
313
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,047
All right, we'll have to
314
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,949
change him when we
get to the duck pond.
315
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,084
We were saving the duck
pond for tomorrow.
316
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,286
If we don't get through
the next two hours,
317
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,488
there is
no tomorrow.
318
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,190
Wow.
319
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,659
:
Yeah.
320
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,028
That kid's giving 'em
a run for their money.
321
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,330
Well, you know, Don and Marcy
don't know what they're doing.
322
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,198
You know, 'cause
they only had one kid.
323
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,401
We had three,
so we're pros.
324
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,069
Totally.
Yeah.
325
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,637
And our baby is
gonna be an angel.
326
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,706
That one just sounds
completely unreasonable.
327
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,043
Yeah, well, if you had to hang
around Don's neck all day,
328
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,045
you'd have
some complaints, too.
329
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,080
I mean, you think
he takes that thing off
330
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,715
when he goes to the bathroom?
I don't.
331
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,683
Right?
332
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,218
Yeah.
Yeah.
333
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,221
Yeah.
334
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:35,099
I'm not sure I want
to have another baby.
335
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,034
Oh, thank God.
336
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,502
I'm not sure, too.
Really?
337
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,738
I-I had just been blocking
out all the bad stuff.
338
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,108
And then, seeing Don and Marcy
made it all come flooding back.
339
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,210
You know, the-the
sleepless nights...
340
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,178
The endless days.
341
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,180
Endless poops.
Yeah, plus,
342
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,182
remember how much time
you spend on the floor
343
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,751
when you have a baby?
I can't do that anymore.
344
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:58,122
I'll be down there till the
kid's old enough to help me up.
345
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,457
Well, that's a
great point.
346
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,125
The other day, I
dropped a strawberry
347
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,593
and just kicked it
under the fridge.
348
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,462
We can't have a new baby.
349
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,064
'Cause you know it'll find
that thing and eat it!
350
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,200
They get into everything.
351
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,068
Baby proofing.
352
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,304
The gate
on the stairs,
353
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,672
the locked cabinets.
354
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,174
You got to be freaking Houdini
to get a bag of chips.
355
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,378
Okay, okay, well, there's a
good chance I'm not pregnant.
356
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,614
I don't know. I don't miss.
I'm three-for-three.
357
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,616
Yeah, well,
that's true.
358
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,520
Okay, we'll go and get a
pregnancy test in the morning.
359
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,355
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
360
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,224
It's pouring rain.
It-it can wait till the morning.
361
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:36,094
Okay.
362
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,463
We're gonna
go now, right?
363
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,432
Yeah, my feet are already
on the floor.
364
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,236
Oh.
365
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,206
Hey, can you tell us
where to find...
366
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,209
Laxatives, aisle four.
367
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,011
What?
368
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,247
Yeah, it's the face
you were making.
369
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,249
No, no, we...
370
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,117
: we need
a pregnancy test.
371
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,152
For your daughter?
372
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,221
What? No, stop
guessing things.
373
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,723
Mm. All right, over there,
374
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,559
next to the tissues
and champagne.
375
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,061
We never know
which way it's gonna go.
376
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,233
Did you do it yet?
What's happening?
377
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,335
What's it say?
378
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,404
It doesn't say
anything yet. Stop asking me!
379
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,773
Sorry! Sorry.
380
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,842
Sorry.
381
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,245
What's it say now?!
382
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,681
One blue line.
383
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,649
I'm not pregnant.
384
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,616
We didn't do it!
385
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,617
We got away with it!
386
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,219
Oh, dodged a bullet.
387
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,189
Yep. No more babies.
The store is closed.
388
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,290
Yep, out of business.
389
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,324
They are tearing down
the building
390
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,459
and putting up a Walmart.
391
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,227
Whew.
392
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,462
We are done.
393
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,696
Done forever.
394
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,132
Whew.
395
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,201
Ooh.
396
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,536
It feels weird to
say that out loud.
397
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:56,140
Yeah. I mean, it seems
like just yesterday
398
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,775
we found out
we were having Katie.
399
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,276
Yeah.
400
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,345
Yeah, I'll never
forget it.
401
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,682
It all went by
so fast.
402
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,219
Did it, really?
403
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,622
No.
404
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,492
But I wouldn't
change any of it.
405
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,595
Me, neither.
406
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,264
You know,
in four years,
407
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,233
Katie'll be
off to college.
408
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,603
And then, in 12 years,
they'll all be gone.
409
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,739
Well, maybe we can be
one of those couples
410
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,307
that gets a little dog
411
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:31,575
and pushes it around
in the stroller.
412
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:36,547
Aw. You'd do that for me?
413
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,883
I would.
Come here.
414
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,118
Mwah.
415
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,588
Hey, for the record,
I went three-for-four.
416
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,824
Those are still
Hall of Fame numbers.
417
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,328
You want to go
not make a baby?
418
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,131
Yeah.
419
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,666
Slow down!
420
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,435
Ah...
Slow down. Slow.
421
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,306
Save our energy
for the good part. That's right.
422
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,312
That possum's
never gonna get home.
423
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,547
No, he might
find a new--
424
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,483
Oh...
Oh...
425
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,719
No, that snake
had other ideas.
426
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,321
I'm scared.
427
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,722
Can I sleep
with you guys?
428
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:21,425
Yeah, honey, come here.
Yeah. Come on.
429
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,494
Just a little thunderstorm.
Nothing to be scared of.
430
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,196
Snuggle in.
Okay.
431
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,730
What's that snake eating?
432
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,900
Uh, candy.
433
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,504
Move over, Emme.
Okay. Come on.
434
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,573
:
Okay. All right.
435
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,409
Okay.
436
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,212
Okay, guys, it's
all gonna be fine.
437
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,481
Is there room
in there for me?
438
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,750
Come on.
439
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,790
I guess we still
have babies.
Yeah.
440
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,960
One of 'em kicked me
right in the beans.
441
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,563
It's okay. They're retired.
442
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,241
Ooh. Thank you.
443
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,346
Oh...
Who was I kidding?
444
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,781
I couldn't have given this up
for nine months.
445
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,517
Yeah.
446
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,454
It's better for all of us when
you can have a little wine.
447
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,257
Hey, guys.
Whew.
448
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,891
Boy, is it a
beautiful day.
449
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,494
Wow, Marcy,
you seem peppy.
450
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,929
Well, Mikey picked up
the baby yesterday.
451
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,665
So, we just slept
for a day and a half.
Oh...
452
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,936
When I woke up, I peed
for 15 straight minutes.
453
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,039
"World's Greatest Grandma"?
454
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,276
Well, when I said good-bye
to Parker last night, I...
455
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,879
I looked down at his fat
little cheeks and I thought,
456
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,448
"I'm really gonna miss
this little guy."
457
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:52,283
Mm-hmm.
458
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,951
I'm a grandma.
459
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,352
So,
460
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,553
he can call me...
461
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,389
Marcy.
462
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,724
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