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So to wrap up our
end-of-the-year conference,
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I'll just say Emme's a joy
to have in my classroom.
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Aside from the Leo incident,
she's had an excellent year.
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Great, let's go.
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Wait, w-what incident?
Who's Leo?
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Oh, who's anybody really?
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Let's get some ice cream, huh?
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Hey, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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I need to know why
Leo makes you so happy
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and you so nervous.
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Okay, last month,
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Emme told me that there was
this older kid,
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Leo, who was making fun of her.
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So, I told her the only way
to deal with bullies
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is to give as good as you get.
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You told her to
make fun of another kid?
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Don't get upset
yet, there's more.
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Emme?
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I called Leo "lazy bones"
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'cause he's always
sitting in his chair.
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Oh, well, that's not so bad.
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Then he just rolled away.
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He was in a wheelchair?
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Because he has a broken leg.
A broken leg, that's all.
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Okay, no ice cream for you.
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Well...
Come on.
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Enjoy the ride home, Mr. Burns.
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Hey, what I heard
your teacher saying
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is that you are
making good progress.
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So we're oh for two on
the teacher conferences.
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Oh, wait,
there's the library.
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Didn't Kate say
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she'd be in there
studying with Mandy?
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Yeah, she said she was gonna
get a ride home with her.
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But it says it's closed.
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It's locked.
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So, where is she?
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I mean, she knows
she's supposed to let us know
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if her plans change.
Well, text her.
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Oh, I'm gonna
text the heck out of her.
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"Where are you?"
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Adam, she's not answering.
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Well, it's only been
two seconds.
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How can you be so calm?
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She-she could be
in a ditch somewhere.
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Because she's not in a ditch.
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They filled all those in
years ago.
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Oh, she's answering.
Oh, thank God.
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I made that thing up
about ditches.
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There's ditches everywhere.
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"At the library,
almost finished with homework."
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Adam, she lied.
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Straight to my phone!
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You know,
this isn't the first time
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she said she was at the library.
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How many of those
other times were lies?
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Who knows? Probably a lot.
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I mean, it's right there
in the name: lie-brary.
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, she's gonna
come home sometime.
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And when she does...
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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That's gonna be fun.
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Oh, you are gonna
see a show.
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Katie's gonna be
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coming through that door
any minute, and when she does,
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busted.
Okay, wait.
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Who's gonna say,
"How was the library?"
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'Cause whoever says it
has to be cool.
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Okay?
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You can't say,
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:
"How was the library?"
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She'll know something's up.
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Well, who would
say it like that?
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You get excited.
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Okay, you ask her.
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But then, when she lies,
I'm lowering the boom.
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I don't have to be cool
to lower the boom.
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Oh, that boom
is getting lowered.
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Yeah.
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Ooh, here she comes!
Teddy, be cool!
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, Katie.
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Hey, so, I don't
know, like, uh...
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how was the library?
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Great.
I got a lot of homework done.
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No, you didn't
because it was closed!
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Boom lowered!
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That's right.
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We went to the library
to look for you,
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but you weren't there.
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Wait, you guys
are checking up on me?
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I'm 14, I don't need you guys
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looking over my shoulder
all the time.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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As someone who
was 14 once,
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I can tell you from experience
that you are not smart.
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I mean, it's not your fault.
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Your brain's just not
fully formed yet.
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It's like Jell-O
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before you put it in the fridge.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you open a
14-year-old brain,
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it's just a clown in
there pulling levers.
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So just do yourself a favor
and tell the truth, all right?
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Because you weren't
at the school library.
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Yeah, because I was at the
public library down the street.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, what would
you say if I told you
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we went and looked
for you there, too?
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Did you look for me on the
first floor or the second floor?
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Both.
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There is no second floor.
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If you don't
believe me, you can call Mandy.
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Oh, no, we're good.
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All right, you
just think about
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what almost happened
here, young lady.
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And what we almost
did about it.
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Was that the show?
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¶ ¶
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There's no way Katie was
at the public library.
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Yeah, well, she knows
we can't prove it
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because clearly we have
never been to the library.
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I mean, I guess we could
call her friend, Mandy,
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and check her story.
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Oh, I don't want
to talk to Mandy.
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Yeah. Mandy's the worst.
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: "I went
to San Francisco last summer."
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Yeah.
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"And my hair was, like,
I can't even."
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You know what, she's just gonna
back up Katie's story anyway.
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So, how do we find out
where she really was?
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Easy. We look at her phone.
You want to know the truth?
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It's in there between, uh,
Snapgrams and the Facechats.
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A teenager's phone
is like their diary, right?
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Her whole life is in there.
It's a huge invasion of privacy.
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:
Okay.
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Nobody in this house
has privacy.
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All right? I have not gone
to the bathroom in 14 years
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without a little hand
sliding under the door.
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Look, I say
we do my phone thing.
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Okay. Well, since
your last parenting gem
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was heckling a wheelchair kid...
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...I think I'm gonna
take the lead on this one.
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Okay? I say
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that we give her some freedom
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and let her
learn from her mistakes.
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That's just...
fancy doing nothing!
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Hey, you left Emme's
artwork behind.
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Oh, thanks, Lowell.
Mm-hmm.
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Boy, they really throw the word
"art" around down there.
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Hey, Lowell, let me ask you:
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don't you think
it's an invasion of privacy
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to look through
your daughter's phone?
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Please. If I could,
I'd put a GPS microchip
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in my girls
like they do with dogs.
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But I spoke to my vet about it,
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and our relationship
has been strained ever since.
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You hear that?
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There's dads way crazier
than me out there.
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Thanks, Lowell.
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Let me know if you make any
progress on chipping your kids.
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I think there's
a guy in Sweden.
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Well, I'm telling you, we
can't just let Katie lie to us
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with no consequences, okay?
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She has to know
we're smarter than her.
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Okay, here's my compromise,
all right?
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I-I won't go into her phone,
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but it does come with
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a tracking app,
so we can turn it on
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and see where she goes.
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Wow. Okay. I'm in.
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Hey, should we do that
to each other's phones?
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You know, for safety?
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I already did it to yours.
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You go to Popeyes Chicken a lot.
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:
Okay, Kate's asleep.
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Okay, great.
So we sneak in, grab the phone,
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turn on the tracking,
put the phone back, sneak out,
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finish House Hunters
International, fall asleep.
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Right.
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You ready?
Yep. Let's do it.
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Okay. What?
Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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You should know that sometimes
when I go to Popeyes,
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it's just to get a soda.
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Okay.
Yeah, and if
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you bring your own cup,
it's only 50 cents.
Oh.
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Can we go now?
Yeah, yeah,
I'm ready. Let's go.
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Okay.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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I am.
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Oh.
Huh?
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:
That is a good one.
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Right.
All right, let's go.
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What are you guys doing?
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Uh, sleepwalking.
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At the same time.
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Yeah, we do
everything together.
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No, no, not really.
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You know,
Dad and his midnight jokes.
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More like sleep-joking.
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Eh...
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Why do you have my phone?
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Uh, well, I couldn't find mine,
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so we thought we'd use yours to
call mine and get it to ring.
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Why couldn't you just
use Mom's phone?
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Because her phone is with mine.
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Even our phones
do everything together.
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Hey, well, we'll just
give you this back
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and-and you can
go to sleep. Right.
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Or... are you
already asleep?
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This might
all be a dream.
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Nighty night.
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Well, that was
a disaster.
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Well, not entirely.
While you were talking to Kate
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and she was distracted,
I managed to
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turn on the tracking before
we gave her the phone back.
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Get out!
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Pretty good, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, really
makes up for the...
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I get excited!
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Okay, I dropped Teddy and Emme
off at your parents,
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so we have all day
to track Kate.
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Okay, great.
Yeah, when Katie left,
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she said she was gonna
hole up at Mandy's
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because they have
some school project.
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Lie.
Yeah.
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So I said, "Are you
going anywhere else?"
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She said, "No."
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Lie.
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Mm-hmm. So I said,
"You call me if you do."
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She said, "Okay."
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Big lie.
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Yeah.
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That's one minute
of conversation,
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three possible lies.
That's a hat trick.
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Man, I can't
wait to catch her.
Huh.
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Ooh, and then you can
take a picture of me with her
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like I caught a big fish.
Yeah.
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All right, let's find out
where she really is.
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Time to press
the button of truth.
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Okay.
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What does it say?
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Says she's right behind us.
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What? Oh...
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I got you.
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Okay. It says
she's at, uh...
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Mick's Ale House.
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That's a bar.
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A bar?
That's worse than a ditch!
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We got to go get
her right now.
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She never went to a bar before
she was friends with Mandy.
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Yeah, never trust
your daughter with someone
255
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,082
who's "been to San Francisco."
256
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,094
There she is.
257
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,028
Oh, my God.
258
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,329
Thank God she's okay.
259
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,732
I'm gonna kill her.
260
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,934
Know what? Now it's time
to really lower the boom.
261
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,937
Yeah, that first time was just
practice; we are warmed up now.
262
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,939
You're coming home with us,
young lady.
263
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,241
Oh.
264
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,143
Okay.
265
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,812
I'm sorry.
You know, w-we thought
266
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,013
you were someone else.
267
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,315
Oh.
268
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,118
What's the name
of this place, again?
269
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,753
The Over My Dead Body Bar.
270
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,121
That's it. Yeah, yeah.
271
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,023
I mean, what kind of degenerates
hang out in a bar
272
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,925
at 11:30 in the morning?
273
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,127
Hey, guys.
274
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,495
Well, that answers that.
275
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,464
What are you guys doing here?
276
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,299
What are you doing here?
277
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,366
Well, I'm in the dart league
278
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,367
that I talked you
into sponsoring.
279
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,336
Dart league?
280
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,971
You said it was
a Little League.
281
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,974
Well, it is a little league.
There's only four teams.
282
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:53,044
Okay. I-I'll just call Kate.
283
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,213
We've been tracking Kate's
phone. It says she's here.
284
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,215
It's ringing.
285
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,187
Why is
your pocket buzzing?
286
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,089
But that-that's
Kate's phone.
287
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,158
Why do you have Kate's phone?
I-I guess I grabbed it
288
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,926
by accident when I was
over there this morning.
289
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,495
It looks just like mine.
290
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,764
Or...
291
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,932
Katie switched phones
with Don to throw us off.
292
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:17,101
Yeah, she must've figured out
that we turned her tracking on.
293
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:20,505
And we wasted all day
chasing down this barfly.
294
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,074
Hey. I'm an athlete.
295
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,476
Yeah, if-if you can drink beer
while you're doing it,
296
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,811
it's not a sport.
297
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,780
Yeah, but the
problem is,
298
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,249
once again, we have no idea
where Katie is.
299
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,184
You know what?
300
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,453
Forget privacy.
We're going into her phone.
301
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,155
Well, we don't have a choice.
302
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,823
She's like a counterintelligence
mastermind.
303
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,992
We're dealing with freaking
Jason Bourne here.
304
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,898
:
Wow.
305
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,901
20 minutes inside a
teenage girl's brain.
306
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,837
That was terrifying.
307
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:56,140
If they're the future,
we're doomed.
308
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,909
She doesn't have
a clown pulling levers,
309
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,245
she's got a monkey
throwing bananas.
310
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,082
Well, at least we know
where Kate is now.
311
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,818
She and Mandy made plans
312
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,287
to meet some girls at
Beacon Street Coffee.
313
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,090
Yeah. And then they somehow made
their texts set off fireworks.
314
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,194
After we punish her, I'm gonna
make her show me how to do that,
315
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,196
because that's just fun.
316
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,065
Wow.
317
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,601
Mandy sure has a lot to say
about those red sweatpants
318
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,236
you wore to drop-off
last week.
319
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,939
What? She said
she liked them.
320
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,941
She liked making
fun of them.
321
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,109
You know, when a man's wearing
sweatpants in public,
322
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,111
things have already
gone wrong for him that day.
323
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,249
Mandy!
324
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,250
Let's go bust Katie.
325
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,952
Yeah. Yeah.
326
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,954
But if Mandy catches
a little shrapnel,
327
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,989
that's okay, too.
328
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,997
Oh, there she is, there she is,
there she is.
329
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,100
Why would Katie lie about
330
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,603
meeting people we know at a
place that we'd let her go?
331
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,505
Yeah. It's like Jason Bourne
jumped off a building
332
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,941
just to hang out
with his judgy friend Mandy.
333
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,344
It just doesn't
make any sense.
334
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,881
Yeah, we didn't lie about stuff
like this when we were kids.
335
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,216
Well, we didn't have to.
We'd just walk out the door
336
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,485
in the morning, and made sure
we were home by dark.
337
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,355
Yeah. My parents
liked it that way.
338
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,590
It freed up time for my dad
to smoke cigarettes
339
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,560
and hose down the driveway
in his tank top.
340
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,195
So much hair everywhere,
341
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,231
you couldn't tell
if he was coming or going.
342
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,269
Hey, do you think
Katie lied to us
343
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,237
because she wants
the freedom we had?
344
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:36,407
You know, I mean, we know where
she is every second of her life.
345
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,509
Well, yeah, but
we have to, right?
346
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,543
I mean, times
have changed.
347
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,279
The Internet
has taught us
348
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,547
that literally every other
person in the world besides us
349
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,216
is a cranked-up
sex maniac.
350
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,051
I know, I know. I just...
351
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,354
I never thought about it
from Katie's side before.
352
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,690
You know, some of
my best times as a kid
353
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,393
were when I was out there
in the world, on my own.
354
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,230
Yeah. She'll never
have that feeling.
355
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,098
It's kind of sad.
356
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,967
Yeah.
357
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,205
Okay, let's go bust her.
No, Adam.
358
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,274
What? We're not
gonna do anything?
359
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,976
Well, you just said
you understood her.
360
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,210
Well, yeah, I understand her.
361
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,645
But I've been running
all over town,
362
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,681
I'm hot, I haven't had lunch,
and somebody's got to pay.
363
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,083
Okay...
Plus, we agreed
364
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,319
that we can't let Katie
think she's smarter than us.
365
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,487
Look, don't worry, all right?
We will figure out a way
366
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,323
to let her know who's
really in charge.
367
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,190
Okay? Come on.
368
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,059
I still haven't heard
the word "lunch."
369
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,295
And we will get
you some lunch.
370
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,198
I'm telling you, if Katie feels
the need to lie to us
371
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,633
because we're looking
over her shoulder,
372
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,702
let's see how she feels
when we don't look at all.
373
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,072
But what if
she feels good?
374
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,474
She won't. Trust me.
We need to change it up.
375
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,544
She beats us because
she knows our whole playbook.
376
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:50,014
Run, run, pass, punt.
377
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,183
Yeah, but this time
we'll blow her mind
378
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,251
and hit her with
the flea flicker.
379
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,188
I love it
when you talk football to me.
380
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,255
Aw...
381
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:02,026
Here she comes.
382
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,361
Hey, guys.
383
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,197
I know I'm late,
don't freak out.
384
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:09,334
Oh, you're late?
Hmm, hadn't noticed.
385
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,037
Oh, okay, well,
aren't you gonna ask me
386
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,171
how things went
at Mandy's house?
387
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,574
I'm not. Are you?
388
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,210
Uh, let me guess:
selfie, selfie,
389
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,612
Mandy made fun of
something I'm wearing.
390
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,781
We're good.
391
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,784
So that's it?
392
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,354
Well, what else
would there be?
393
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,357
I don't know, you guys just
usually have a lot of questions.
394
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,426
Well, I mean, you're 14
now; it's like you said,
395
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,795
you don't need us looking over
your shoulder all the time.
396
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,764
I mean, if this was
a hundred years ago,
397
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,200
you'd have five
kids by now.
398
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,202
But...
399
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,238
Uh, could you keep it down?
We're reading.
400
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,710
Okay, what is going on here?
401
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,545
I-I mean, I was gone all day,
402
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,480
and you're not asking
any questions?
403
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,150
You know,
I wasn't even at Mandy's.
404
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,286
What?
405
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,589
Yeah, and you had no idea.
406
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,458
I could've been in a ditch.
407
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,595
I mean, where have you guys
even been all day?
408
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,399
The library.
409
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:19,270
I don't know what's going on
here, but I don't like it.
410
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,638
So...
411
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,540
you don't like it
when we're hands off,
412
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,408
and you also
don't like it
413
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,444
when we're looking
over your shoulder?
414
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,413
Being a teenager's
hard, Adam.
415
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,182
Mm.
416
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,384
So hard.
417
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,585
Okay.
418
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,424
I'm gonna make a deal with you,
kid, because I like you.
419
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,127
We'll give you
a little more freedom,
420
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,329
and you give us
a little more honesty.
421
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,131
But with this
new freedom
422
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,767
comes the possibility
that you might end up somewhere
423
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,771
that you don't feel safe,
or you just want out.
424
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,639
And if that happens,
425
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:59,677
you can call us,
anytime, any place,
426
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,712
and we will come get you.
427
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,682
Okay? No questions asked. Hmm?
428
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,484
Exactly.
429
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,486
Except there will be
a lot of questions.
430
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,488
Mm-hmm.
431
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,490
Oh, and, uh, by the way,
here's your phone.
432
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,125
It was in Don's pocket.
433
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,194
Any idea how it got there?
434
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,864
Uh...
435
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:24,235
Does this whole honesty thing
have to start right now?
436
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,504
Well, I think that
answers our question.
437
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,740
Got to get up pretty early in
the morning to fool us, babe.
438
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,408
Mm-hmm.
439
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,843
Now, why don't you go upstairs
440
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,413
and think about what actually
happened here, young lady.
441
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,783
And what we actually
did about it.
442
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:40,818
Hmm?
443
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,896
Who's smarter now?
444
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,431
It's us.
445
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,467
We just Jason Bourned
Jason Bourne.
446
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,935
Uh.
447
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,937
She'll tell us
where she's going next time.
448
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,872
We'll pretend
to give her
449
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,741
her freedom so she
feels independent,
450
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:07,178
but we'll track her every move
so we can sleep at night.
451
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,481
Yeah. Yeah, and we'll call it
Operation False Freedom.
452
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,551
Oh, I like
that we have a code name.
453
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,853
It makes us sound
like Navy SEALs.
454
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,622
Well, we need to be. We're up
against some crafty opponents.
455
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,862
Honey?
456
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,498
You were outside?
457
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,534
Yeah, I was shooting
baskets with Devon.
458
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,770
Buddy.
459
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,374
Where are your pants?
460
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,645
Forgot to wear
pants again!
461
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:46,584
Well, it's not
gonna be hard to outsmart him.
462
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,954
No. That one
we got in the bag.
463
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,798
Hi. Um, can I have one
doughnut hole, please?
464
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,634
Oh, and-and the doughnut
that hole came from.
465
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,472
Hello?
466
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,474
Hey, babe. Coming home soon?
467
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:14,011
Uh, yeah. Still at work,
just wrapping up a few things.
468
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,447
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Well, uh, when you're done,
469
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,983
can you bring some doughnuts
home for your family?
470
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,952
Oh, you're tracking me now, too.
471
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,022
Yes, I am. I'm not the only
secret snacker in this family,
472
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,957
and I want that on the record.
473
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,959
Hey, I could be
getting a coffee.
474
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,929
Uh-huh, yeah, and when I go
to Popeyes, I just get soda.
475
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,031
Fine.
476
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,333
Now, I'll turn off my tracking
if you turn off yours.
477
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,769
Deal. But seriously,
bring home some doughnuts.
478
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,243
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