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Oh, no.
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What happened?
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You finally get that picture
of me licking your toothbrush?
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What? No, no.
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Oh, forget I said anything.
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We just got the tickets
Andi ordered
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for all of us to go to
Lord of the Dance.
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Why did we agree to go to that?
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Well, it was just easier
to say yes.
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Why ruin that day when this day
seemed so far away?
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Well, I say treat those tickets
like a jury summons
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and throw them in the trash.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, what did Mommy say
about playing ball in the house?
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I don't know.
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Well, what do you
think she said?
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Well, if you know,
can you just tell us?
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Emme?
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No ball in the house.
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That's right.
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And that little girl
gets a butterscotch.
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That's how
you do that.
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Hey, check it out.
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Into the laundry
basket from downtown.
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Oh, no!
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No, Andi got that
from her grandma.
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She's gonna kill me.
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Here's what you do: you just
break everything in the room.
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She won't know what
to get mad about first.
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Quick, help me clean this up
before she gets home.
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Hey, honey, how was your d...
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What did you do to my vase?
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Well, it-it was an accident.
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An accident?
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Adam, I got this
from my grandmother.
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It's irreplaceable.
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I mean, technically,
I could buy it again,
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but it wouldn't be from her!
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Actually, it wasn't him,
it was me.
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Oh.
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Well...
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accidents happen.
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Did you see that?
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Something she would've been
upset about all afternoon
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is just... over.
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Thanks, man.
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It's the least I could do.
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I really put your toothbrush
through a lot.
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Hey, w-what
did you want?
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Why did I have to
rush over here?
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It's your turn to take
the blame with Marcy.
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For what?
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Don, what did
you do to the toilet?
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Oh, no.
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Of all the weird
things you've done,
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this has to be
the weirdest.
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Uh, it wasn't him,
it was me.
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Oh. Why would you have
a sandwich in the bathroom?
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That is a
great question.
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Uh, I guess
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it's because I'm
a disgusting pig.
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And why would you try to
flush it down the toilet?
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He probably just wanted
to see if it would work.
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Hard to believe
that was me.
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Okay. Well, just don't eat
in my bathroom anymore.
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Oh.
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Ugh.
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Did you see that?
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She just walked away.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the blame thing
worked again.
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Even on Marcy.
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This feels like a dream.
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But it can't be because
I'm not naked.
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Oh, no, this is very
real, my friend.
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You know what we just did?
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We just solved marriage!
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I can't believe
that just happened.
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I feel giddy.
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Yeah, it's nice to leave
the house without Marcy saying,
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"Get out of the house."
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You know what?
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I think it worked because
I don't have baggage with Marcy
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a-and you don't have
baggage with Andi.
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See, when our wives
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get mad at us,
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it isn't only about
what we just did,
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it's also about all the
screw-ups that came before.
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That's heavy, man.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, when I mess up
big-time,
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Andi always brings up
the delivery room hot dog.
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They had hot dogs in
your delivery room?
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You must have great insurance.
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No, no, no.
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I never told you this story?
Mm-mm.
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When Andi was in labor
with Katie, right,
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it was taking a long time.
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And from the delivery
room window,
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I could see a hot dog cart
on the street.
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Mm.
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I was starving; I knew,
once that baby's born,
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no hot dog for Adam.
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So I said I had to go
to the bathroom
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and I ran down there, right?
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Then my phone rings,
it's the nurse,
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"The baby's coming,
the baby's coming."
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And here's where I make
a terrible mistake.
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I didn't throw away the hot dog.
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You should've just flushed
that thing down the toilet.
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And then Andi hands Katie
to me and says,
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"Would you like to hold
our daughter?"
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And I say,
"Sure, hold my hot dog."
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That's the kind of thing
a wife hangs onto.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I see what
you're saying.
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You know, Marcy still brings up
the time at our wedding
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when they said,
"Kiss the bride,"
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and, for laughs, I turned
and kissed the priest.
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Yeah, that was
a swing and a miss.
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Yeah.
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But-but this blaming
each other is like
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a Get Out of Jail Free card.
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: I know.
We unlocked a great power here.
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Yeah, yeah. But, hey, but we got
to use it wisely and sparingly.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Well, I'm not
doing that.
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Me neither.
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Don, you ruined our guest
towels with your greasy hands!
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Why are you always so careless?
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Wait, honey, Adam did it.
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Oh.
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Adam, what happened
to all the cookies
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that I made for
Emme's class?
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And keep in mind,
when I ask that question,
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I already know the answer.
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Don ate them.
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Oh.
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I'm telling you, this
blame game is the best thing
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that ever happened to us.
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Yeah, it's good,
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but don't you feel
a little guilty?
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Guilt is how I know I'm alive.
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Hey, babe.
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Check it out.
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I got your favorite ice cream.
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Oh, look,
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Don's here.
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Anything broken or eaten
or otherwise screwed up?
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Not today.
He kept an eye on me.
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But I better
get out of here
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before I screw
something else up.
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Don!
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That's our ice cream.
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Oh, sorry, there I go again.
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Man, I do not envy Marcy.
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You know, sometimes it
takes a Don in your life
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to realize how lucky you
are with your own husband.
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What's all this about?
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I don't know, I just...
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I feel bad for always accusing
you of things you didn't do.
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So...
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I wanted to apologize.
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Oh, you don't
have to apologize to me.
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You really, really don't.
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No, I do.
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I mean, come on,
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you're not a cookie thief
or a vase breaker.
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That's not the man I married.
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:
Yeah.
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You know what I'm gonna do
for you because I'm sorry?
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I am gonna give you
a foot massage.
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Oh, I-I don't think it has
to be an apology foot massage.
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Can't you just
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do it for the love of
rubbing my feet?
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Great husbands get great things.
Come on.
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Uh, just out
of curiosity,
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what do bad husbands get?
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Oh, you don't want to know.
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Oh, hey, Lowell.
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What are you doing here?
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I wanted to give you these
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all access passes
to the car show this weekend.
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Lowell, this
is incredible!
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I've never had
all access to anything.
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I don't even have
all access to Marcy.
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Don, we can't go to
the car show;
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it's the same day as
Lord of the Dance.
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That is the saddest thing
I've ever said in my life.
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Come on, we'll just find a way
to use the blame thing
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to get out of
Lord of the Dance.
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Yeah, Don was telling me
what you guys have been up to.
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It sounds, well, appalling.
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No, no,
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you're right.
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Last night,
Andi gave me
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a foot massage
under false pretenses.
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I had to "ooh" and "ah"
and pretend I was into it.
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I faked it.
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Look, there's no other way
to avoid getting our wives mad.
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Well, I have a thought: you
could just not do the things
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that make them mad.
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We're trying to have
a real conversation here
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about real stuff,
if you don't mind.
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Look, maybe we should just
lay off the blame thing.
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Oh, come on.
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One more, for the car show.
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One last big job,
and then we'll go straight.
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I don't know.
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I read in the paper
they got the Trans Am
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from Smokey
and the Bandit.
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You could take a picture next
to cardboard Burt Reynolds.
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Well, I don't want to miss that.
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Okay, all right,
one last job.
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Or you could do something
nice for your wives
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and give up one afternoon
for their sake.
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Lowell, I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.
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I can't believe
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that the boys have to miss Lord
of the Dance this afternoon.
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Why would Adam schedule
a meeting on a Saturday?
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Where'd you hear that?
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From Don.
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Well, Adam said the
reason they couldn't go
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is 'cause Don messed
up a client's floors
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and they had to fix them.
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That's what he told you?
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Yeah, but why would
they blame each other?
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Let me just
ask you something.
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Has Adam ever tried to flush
a sandwich down the toilet?
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No.
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What have they done?
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Okay.
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We're all set for the car show.
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I blamed you and I told Marcy
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you scheduled a meeting
for this afternoon.
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We're free, baby.
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What?
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I blamed you
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and told Andi you wrecked
a client's floors.
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They'll tell each other
and we'll get busted.
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You think they'll talk?
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I think they talked.
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Wait, let's see
how this plays out.
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So, you two have just been
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blaming each other
to get out of stuff?
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Well, how long has
this been going on?
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Well...
Oh, I got this.
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What's the earliest one
you know about?
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Don, I think we need
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to finish this at home, 'cause I
can't use all my special words;
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there's children upstairs.
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Cheer up. We had a good run.
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That guy, huh?
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Sometimes it takes a Don in your
life to make you appreciate...
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Nope.
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Would you like a foot rub?
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I would not, no.
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Okay. Here's what it is.
260
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,020
Yes, we blamed each other,
261
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:39,290
but it's actually
kind of your fault.
262
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:43,194
Okay, i-if this
i-is your apology,
263
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,964
I'm gonna have to give it a...
264
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,933
Look, when I screw
something up,
265
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,003
you get madder at me
than you would at someone else,
266
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,938
because I'm also
catching the heat
267
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,542
from the baggage of everything
I've ever done before.
268
00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,478
This is seriously
what you're going with?
269
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,848
Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense.
270
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,851
Okay, when you thought
I broke that vase,
271
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,153
what popped into your head?
272
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,420
How careless you were.
273
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,855
Which made you think...?
274
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,791
How sometimes
you don't stop and think
275
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,292
about how what you do
affects me.
276
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,393
Which reminded you of...?
277
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,028
The delivery room hot dog.
278
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,929
Aha!
279
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,500
"Aha" what?
280
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,035
See, it always goes there
281
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,037
'cause it's always
in the back of your mind.
282
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,273
Okay.
283
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:31,009
I-I can kind of
see that, I guess.
284
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,012
Right? I-It makes sense, right?
285
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:38,883
I have to admit that is pretty
perceptive and insightful.
286
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,885
And it can help us.
287
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,888
Okay, because now that
you're aware that you've been
288
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,124
hanging onto that
dumb, old hot dog,
289
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,194
you can just
let it go. Right?
290
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,598
You know what? No.
291
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,035
What?
292
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,837
You remember when I was
perceptive and insightful?
293
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,872
I was right over here.
294
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:06,511
Well, yeah, you figured it out,
but the baggage is still there.
295
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,812
I mean,
296
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,112
when they figured out gravity,
297
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,115
it didn't just stop
affecting people.
298
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,018
I mean, we're not just all
floating around in space.
299
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,021
: Okay, well,
it wouldn't go like that
300
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,122
for starters.
Oh.
301
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,190
It wouldn't?
302
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,059
Oh, okay, I have
a better example.
303
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,895
Let's just say there's
a jackass in front of me, okay?
Uh-huh.
304
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,065
And I call him a jackass...
Right.
305
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,334
...he doesn't just
disappear, did you?
306
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,241
I think you just
called me a jackass.
307
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,911
You snuck it in,
but I heard it.
308
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:43,114
You let me give you a foot rub.
309
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,083
Yeah, but I
didn't enjoy it.
310
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,019
Okay. Okay, you know what?
311
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,554
You go to your car show.
312
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,056
Okay? I am gonna go
313
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,557
to Lord of the Dance with Marcy.
314
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,226
You don't deserve
to watch wild Irishmen
315
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,228
tap-dance their way
into your heart!
316
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,998
Great. I will go
to the car show.
317
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,299
And while I'm there,
I'll have a hot dog,
318
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,500
and I hope somebody has a baby
319
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,235
in front of me
while I'm eating it.
320
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,008
Okay, so this is a car show.
321
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,044
What do we do?
322
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,013
We look at cars.
323
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,214
That's it?
324
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,183
You know what, guys,
325
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,385
I'm not having fun.
326
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,654
Oh, thank God,
someone said it.
327
00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,689
No, it's this thing with Andi.
328
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,125
I'm right, but I still feel bad.
329
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,027
Interesting.
330
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,962
Let's unpack those emotions.
331
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,297
And I'm out.
332
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,568
I think you're feeling bad
because even though
333
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,439
you were technically right,
you did lie to her, and also,
334
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,141
I don't think you were right.
335
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,243
But I am right.
336
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,978
A-And what about the baggage?
337
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,179
She has baggage.
338
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,214
That you gave to her.
339
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,116
You know what,
I'm gonna to go talk to Andi.
340
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,701
I can't believe after all this,
341
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,285
I'm still gonna end up
at Lord of the Dance.
342
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,091
I got to tell you,
I'm not feeling great
343
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,160
about the boys getting out
of Lord of the Dance.
344
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,329
Well, they don't want to
go, what are you gonna do?
345
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,031
Make them do it.
That's what a marriage is.
346
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,701
No, this whole thing
with Adam, I just...
347
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:12,537
I don't like the way
I feel right now.
348
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,073
And seeing all these
miserable husbands
349
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:19,978
watching sports on their
phones reminds me of him.
350
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,980
Well, go talk to him.
I'll be fine.
351
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,147
Maybe I'll sneak backstage
352
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,050
and see if I can towel off
a sweaty Irishman.
353
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,688
:
Andi.
354
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,726
Andi, where are you?
355
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,227
Adam.
356
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,396
Over here.
Oh.
357
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,098
:
Excuse me. Yeah.
358
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,265
Hi. Excuse me.
359
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,400
Excuse me, excuse me.
360
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,168
Excuse me. Thank you.
Hi, how are you?
361
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,237
Excuse me, excuse me.
362
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,538
Where's Andi?
363
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,008
She's on her way
to the car show to find you.
364
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,175
Shh!
365
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,243
Oh, do not shush me.
366
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,644
We have three
long hours together.
367
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,313
You don't want
to start like this.
368
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,284
Excuse me, excuse me.
369
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,487
Excuse me,
excuse me.
370
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,256
Oh, boy.
371
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,091
Excuse me!
372
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,694
Has anyone seen a middle-aged
man in a flannel shirt?
373
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,300
Wow, I have got
to take him shopping.
374
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,810
Hey.
375
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,147
Hey. How was the car show?
376
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,115
Bad.
377
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,153
I left early
'cause I went to find you.
378
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,422
You did?
379
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,458
I went to the car show
to find you.
380
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,594
Yeah, I know.
Marcy told me at the theater.
381
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,098
Then the usher wouldn't let me
leave for, like, 20 minutes.
382
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,668
When I made a break for it,
383
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,570
the other husbands
cheered for me.
384
00:17:55,508 --> 00:18:00,311
Well, um, what did you want
to say to me at the theater?
385
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,317
Well, what did you want
to say to me at the car show?
386
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,856
Okay.
387
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,226
I guess I wanted to say that
388
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:19,363
I wasn't having any fun
without you and I missed you.
389
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:23,501
That's what I was gonna say!
390
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,372
But...
391
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,641
I felt the same way.
392
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:34,479
Aw. It still worked.
393
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,382
Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I ate that hot dog.
394
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,620
That was a dumb thing to do.
395
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,322
It's just...
396
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,324
I was scared.
397
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,427
That delivery room,
all those machines
398
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:53,898
and metal clanking and people
coming to life, it was like...
399
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,567
like Frankenstein's laboratory.
400
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,571
And then I looked
out the window
401
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,342
and I saw an old, familiar
friend, the hot dog.
402
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:08,412
Yeah. It was pretty
hard-core in there.
403
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,350
I mean, I was on, like,
six different kinds of drugs,
404
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,453
but you had to see
all that sober.
405
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,421
But you were awesome.
406
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,560
Hey, remember how mad
that delivery room nurse
407
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,495
got at you for
eating in there?
408
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,398
Yeah. She remembered me when
we went back to have Teddy.
409
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,600
She called me Dr. Wiener.
410
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:34,238
Made me a name tag
and everything.
411
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,407
I might've told her
to do that.
412
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,180
You know what, babe?
413
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,684
I'm thinking
our baggage isn't baggage.
414
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,887
It's just... it's memories
of our life together.
415
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,889
Yeah.
416
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,525
I love our memories.
417
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,329
That day Katie was born was
one of the best days of my life.
418
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,264
Yeah, and afterwards,
those doctors sent us home
419
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,433
with a baby like we knew
what we were doing.
420
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,472
Well, we did, because
she turned out great.
421
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,542
And then Teddy.
422
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,715
Well, we bounced back
with Emme.
423
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,590
Hey, I need a hot dog.
424
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,758
Want grilled onions?
Takes a little longer.
425
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,829
Well, I'm kind of in a hurry,
but, yeah, I want them.
426
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,400
Hello?
427
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,969
It's happening?
428
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,437
Okay, I'll be right there.
429
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,538
Hey, how much longer
on those onions?
430
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,473
A couple more minutes.
431
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,407
Well, take your time,
get them right.
432
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,978
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