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Okay, the Burns Brothers
Construction website
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is live... now.
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Yeah!
All right.
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Well, it's been live
for a while, but I thought
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this way would be more dramatic.
And it was.
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:
Oh...
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This is great, Lowell.
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I love the pictures.
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Hey, thanks for making
my arm muscles so big.
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Fun fact,
those are Hulk Hogan's arms.
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Why did you give Don
a handlebar mustache?
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Well, I asked for that.
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It makes me look
like a riverboat gambler.
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Oh.
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I think it makes you look
like a '70s porn star.
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I like that better.
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Uh, hey, I meant to ask.
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Sunday night,
how about you and Andi
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have dinner with me and Jen?
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Who's Jen? Your parrot?
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No, she's my wife.
Oh.
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Adam, I don't know
if you know this,
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but I consider you a role model,
a mentor, a hero.
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Andi, you hear that?
You're married to a hero.
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It would really mean a lot to me
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if you guys got to be friends
with Jen.
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Well, I can't believe we might
actually meet your wife.
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I mean,
I've known you three years,
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I've never seen her once.
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Yeah, she travels a lot
for work,
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but she's in town right now.
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Uh-huh. And by travels, you mean
flies around like a parrot?
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No, she's not a bird, Don.
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All right, all right, all right,
Lowell, let's speak freely.
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Okay, is there a chance
that at dinner,
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you will excuse yourself
and go upstairs
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and come back down in a dress
calling yourself Jen? Huh?
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Like-like a
Mrs. Doubtfire thing.
Yeah.
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Jen exists. She's not a parrot,
she's not Mrs. Doubtfire.
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I've never had to say
any of this.
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Lowell, we're sorry.
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We would love to have dinner
with you guys.
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Uh, why don't you come over
Sunday night?
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I'll make a lasagna.
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Yeah, maybe pull the blinds
over the windows
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so she doesn't fly
into the glass.
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She's not a bird, Don.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm vouching for you here,
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so I'm gonna look like an idiot
if you walk in the door
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with your wife on your shoulder.
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All right, Lowell and
Jen'll be here any minute.
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I got three bottles of wine.
Do you think that's enough?
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I have no idea.
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I mean,
we don't know who or what
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is gonna come through
that front door with Lowell.
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I mean, we've never seen Jen.
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Yeah. There's got
to be a reason.
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Yeah.
Maybe she's really old.
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You know?
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Like, uh, Granny
from The Beverly Hillbillies.
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Hey, I could see
Granny marrying Lowell.
Yeah.
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Look, how-how late do you think
this thing is gonna go?
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'Cause I got
a very important date
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with taking off my pants
and watching TV.
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I am way ahead of you on that.
Katie's gonna come down
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around 9:30
and say she's not feeling well.
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End the night
gracefully.
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Nice. Nice.
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We'll sick-kid 'em.
I mean, we spent a lot of money
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on these kids, it's time
to get some use out of 'em.
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Right?
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Hi, everybody. This is Jen.
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He's alone.
It's happening.
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No, she's coming
right behind me.
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Oh, hi.
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Dad, my birthday
wish came true.
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¶ ¶
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And that's when
I realized I couldn't be
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a swimsuit
model forever.
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So I opened
my own agency.
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You were a model?
Mm-hmm.
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I-I can see that. Sure, sure.
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Not to brag, but she was
the first one to say
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"Why do we only
show cleavage from the front?
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Why can't we show some
from the side?"
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You invented side-boob?
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So how-how come we never
see you around school?
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Well, I travel
a lot for work.
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And I hate to
miss that stuff.
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You know how it is when
you're a working mom.
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You always feel guilty
about something.
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I do know that. Oh, my God.
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I love her.
She gets me.
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Just like
I get you, Adam.
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This doesn't seem fair.
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So how did you two meet?
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Like,
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what place are you two people
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both going?
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It's actually a pretty
romantic story.
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We were in the Peace Corps,
building schools in the Amazon.
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What the-- what? The Amazon?
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One day, we were
deep in the jungle
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and I fell and
broke my ankle.
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And Lowell carried me
two miles back to camp.
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You carried her?
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Wait, this
really happened?
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Pick her up right now.
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And this sweet, caring man
spent hours with me
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each day while
I recovered.
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She would sleep
and I would just watch her.
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First woman I ever dated
who didn't find that disturbing.
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So anyway, just before
I was sent home,
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Lowell made me
this little house
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out of twigs that
he wove together
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to represent the home
we would live in someday.
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And that sealed
the deal.
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L.L.W.
Ladies love weaving.
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So that's our story.
How did you two meet?
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Uh, it was, uh, kind of
a similar situation.
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Yeah, there was an injury.
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Uh, Andi got thrown off
a mechanical bull.
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And I treated the pain
with, uh, tequila.
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L.L.T. Ladies love tequila.
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Mom, Dad,
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I'm not feeling very well.
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Yeah, yeah, just
go to sleep.
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But Mom told me
to come down here...
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No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
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No, uh-uh. Nope.
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No. Love you. Off you go.
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Teenagers.
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Um, so why don't you guys
go into the living room
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and, uh, we'll bring in
some coffees?
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Yeah.
I'll help.
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Okay.
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Wow, Lowell,
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she's so great.
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I mean, who knew
you were such a secret stud?
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Thanks.
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I still have a lot to learn
from Adam.
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I'm not sure you do.
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Well, I'm glad
you guys like her.
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Wow. We have a cool new
friend couple.
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I know, I can't believe we
were gonna sick-kid them.
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No, we were gonna sick-kid
Lowell and Lowell in a dress.
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Now, let's get in there
and party with our new friends.
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We might even stay up
past 10:00.
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Ooh. Like we almost did
on New Year's Eve.
Yeah.
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Where you guys going?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. We just got
a text from our babysitter
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that our daughter
isn't feeling well.
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So we have to go.
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You have a sick kid?
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Yeah. She probably has
the same thing Kate does.
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Oh.
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I'm sure she has exactly
the same thing Kate does.
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Thanks for everything.
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Nice to meet you guys.
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You, too.
Bye-bye.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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You know what just happened.
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Yeah.
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They sick-kidded us.
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You still want to stay up
till 10:00?
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Well, not if it's just us.
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So, Lowell's wife
is a hottie, huh?
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She's all right.
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Oh, come on.
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All right, she's smokin'.
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:
Yeah.
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And-and-- and she's past the
kind of hot that makes you mad.
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You just-- you just want
to give her presents. I...
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How do you think
he pulled that off?
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Well, I know what it is.
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Lowell smells like a baby
and women love babies.
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That's as good
an explanation as any.
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So are you guys gonna hang
out with those guys again?
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Probably not.
They sick-kidded us.
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Ooh.
Ooh, that's rough, man.
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Yeah, I mean, I was all set
for a night of partying
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and then it was just me
wandering around the house
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in my robe, looking
for my reading glasses.
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And they were
on my head.
Yeah.
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Well, looks like you
guys are the number two
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couple now.
Yeah.
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Just like we
usually are.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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Oh, come on. When we hang out,
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you guys are
the number one couple
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and we're number two.
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That's not true.
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And you don't
rank couples.
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You rank colleges
and football teams,
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and, secretly,
your kids.
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You know how it is. When
we go to the movies,
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you get the aisle seats,
you get to choose the candy.
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Raisinets? What
are you guys, 70?
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I like Raisinets.
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Me, too.
Yeah, what's wrong
with that?
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You know you can buy
your own candy, right?
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Babe, maybe we should get
together with Lowell and Jen.
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No, no, no.
We call dibs.
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Dibs have been called.
Everybody heard it.
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Well, your dibs have no meaning
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since they pretended
to have a sick kid
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just to get away from you.
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Wha-- no, no, no, no.
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We don't know for sure
they were pretending.
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Their daughter might
have actually been sick.
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Yeah, kids get sick.
It happens all the time.
Yeah.
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It's just funny to watch you
guys get all bent out of shape
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being somebody's
number two.
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We are not number two.
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Yeah, and I'll prove it
to you.
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I'm doing school pickup
tomorrow and I guarantee you
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their daughter
is gonna be out sick.
Yeah.
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Yeah and when
that little girl
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is sick, we are gonna
laugh and laugh.
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Well, you know
what I mean.
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Hey, butterbean.
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Hey, Mrs. Rodriguez.
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How's it going?
How's your, uh...
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whatever you have?
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What do you want, Burns?
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Well, uh, I was just wondering,
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uh, was Lowell's daughter
in school today?
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Lucy?
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Well, I don't know.
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Sure, let's say Lucy.
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Yeah, she was here.
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What? And she seemed okay?
No sniffles?
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No.
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Cough?
No.
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Pox of any kind?
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Yeah, she was fine.
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What's going on?
Nothing.
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I just...
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We were at dinner with Lowell
and Jen the other night.
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And they said their daughter
was sick and left early.
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You got sick-kidded.
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See, that's when people
make up that...
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I know what it is.
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Well?
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She's perfectly healthy.
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Son of a bitch!
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I can't believe Lowell
and Jen would lie about
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having a sick kid just so
they wouldn't have to
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hang out with us.
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I know, it seemed clever
when we thought of it,
252
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,129
but just hurtful
when they did it.
253
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,799
You know what this is?
254
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,835
They think we're boring.
255
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,902
Us?
256
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,771
Boring?
257
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,675
Do boring people go to Orlando?
258
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,743
I don't...
259
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:51,016
I'm just saying, we don't do
all the stuff we used to do
260
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,884
when we were younger.
261
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,687
Well, we're not as limber
as we were back then.
262
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,188
You know? I mean,
263
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,356
with my back, I
can't get around...
No, no, no,
264
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,091
not that stuff. No!
265
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,063
This is just-- it...
this is a wake-up call.
266
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,399
Oh, I hate wake-up calls.
267
00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,068
Well, I mean, come on,
268
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:10,902
when we were 26,
269
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,437
we were super cool.
270
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,040
I mean, we used to
hang out at bars,
271
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,841
and-and go to concerts, and...
272
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,076
stay awake
for the end of movies.
273
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,379
I mean, did Matt Damon
ever get off Mars?
274
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,348
We don't know.
275
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,085
I mean, when-when was
the last time we went to,
276
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,153
I don't know, a play?
277
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,688
Last spring.
278
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,389
Harlem Globetrotters.
279
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,125
That's not a play.
280
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,929
Good defeats evil, it's like
the oldest story there is.
281
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:41,833
Just-- doesn't last night
make you wonder if...
282
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,202
I don't know, we've
slipped a little?
283
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,140
Come on, who cares
if we've slipped a little?
284
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,943
Huh? The whole point
of being married
285
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,279
is that we don't have to do
interesting things anymore.
286
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:01,953
This is the time of our lives
to just stay home and eat.
287
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,055
Hmm?
288
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,924
We're fine, okay?
289
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,726
Okay.
290
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,027
Well, then...
291
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:11,062
why did Lowell and Jen
bail on us?
292
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,497
I don't know.
293
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,332
I guess we were expecting
Granny Clampett,
294
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,135
so we half-assed the dinner.
295
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,837
Oh, my God, you're right.
296
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,405
We didn't bring our A game.
297
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,174
I mean, obviously,
we can do better, right?
298
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,009
Well, of course we can.
299
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,878
We're fun.
We're Andi and Adam, damn it.
300
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,980
Hell yeah, we are,
we're interesting.
301
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,049
Yeah-- hey, hey! Hey.
302
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,384
Terry Bradshaw tried to sleep
with you on a plane.
303
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,056
How did we not tell that story?
304
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,159
Because Jen was like
a flash grenade, you know?
305
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,328
We were stunned.
306
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,230
The lady invented side-boob.
307
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,397
I mean,
308
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,367
what kind of boob did we invent?
309
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,169
None.
310
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,305
Well, I accidentally invented
one in and one out
311
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,007
on a roller coaster.
312
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,809
Right, right,
313
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,911
when you flashed that
church group at Six Flags.
314
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,045
Yeah.
315
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,413
Yeah, another good story.
316
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,948
Yeah. Okay,
you know what?
317
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,383
Here's what
we're gonna do:
318
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,818
I'm gonna make some of my famous
319
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,419
ginger chicken soup,
320
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,789
and we're gonna casually
swing by their place,
321
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,057
and drop it off
for their fake sick kid.
322
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,360
Nice, yeah, and they'll
have to invite us in
323
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,028
because that's what you do.
324
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,063
Yeah, and-and-and
we'll be charming,
325
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,298
and we'll-we'll give
them our stories,
326
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,566
the Terry Bradshaw
mile high club
327
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,968
and the roller coaster
peek-a-boo.
328
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,204
Yeah, yeah-- well, wait,
329
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,273
how will we know if we
turned this thing around?
330
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,809
Because they'll want to
make plans with us again.
331
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,077
We get the plans,
Adam and Andi are back.
332
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,148
Where are you going?
333
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,483
To the store, I don't have
time to make soup.
334
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,590
Hey!
Hi, there!
335
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,158
Hey, guys.
336
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,393
Um, I-I made some soup
337
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,928
for your sick daughter.
Yeah, honey,
338
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,396
didn't you get the
recipe for that soup
339
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,131
from Terry Bradshaw when
he tried to sleep with you
340
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,820
on an airplane?
341
00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:00,304
Yeah, that is where
I got it, yeah.
342
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,372
I've got to hear
the end of that story.
343
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,907
Come on in.
344
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,209
Wait, that is the
end of the story,
345
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,211
there's no more story.
346
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,912
I don't know,
347
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,414
maybe just say you
slept with him. Come on.
348
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,217
Can I get you
guys a drink?
349
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,451
I'm just muddling some limes.
350
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,286
Oh, what'd they ever do to you?
351
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,923
Stick to the stories.
Yeah, okay.
352
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:22,093
Oh, hey, uh, Jen, is that
the house Lowell made for you?
353
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,328
Yeah.
That's really impressive.
354
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,296
Oh, wow.
You know, uh,
355
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,232
Adam made a people-sized
house all by himself
356
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,566
when he was only 22.
357
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,168
Really?
Yeah.
358
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,538
And it fell down by
the time he was 23.
359
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,441
Don? Marcy?
360
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,110
I was just giving them a tour
and we heard your voices.
361
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,879
We thought it'd be fun to
reach out to new friends.
362
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,114
You know, who might like
different movie candy.
Mm-hmm.
363
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,952
That's a very specific thing
to look for in a friend.
364
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,654
Lowell, let's take this soup in
the kitchen and we'll bring out
365
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,256
coffee and desserts
for everyone.
366
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,590
Oh, that's sweet, Jen.
Oh, that's nice.
367
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,325
Thank you.
Thanks.
368
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,994
:
Okay.
369
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,595
What are you doing here?
We had dibs.
370
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,900
They disregarded
our dibs.
371
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,534
Listen, you need to leave
so that Lowell and Jen
372
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,371
can see what an interesting
couple Andi and I are.
373
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,072
We are not leaving,
you guys had your chance
374
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,407
and you screwed
the pooch.
Mm-hmm.
375
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,042
What...
376
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,378
Whoa, I wouldn't say
we screwed the pooch.
377
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,679
I mean, if anything,
378
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,648
we just-- we-we
underwhelmed the pooch.
379
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,551
Marcy, Don's only here so
he can see how hot Jen is.
380
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,153
That's why I'm here, too.
381
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,957
Us hot people, we like
to check each other out.
382
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,227
We're just looking around
for new couple friends since,
383
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,695
well, you guys made it
pretty clear the other night
384
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,130
what you really
think of us.
Yeah.
385
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,531
You guys
said all that.
386
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,933
Yeah, you
didn't disagree.
387
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:39,003
No, we did disagree.
388
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,072
Yeah, but, you know,
we didn't believe you.
Yeah.
389
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,074
And we thought,
if we're number two,
390
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,575
then we should upgrade
391
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,044
and be number
two with them.
392
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,513
Yeah, us number
twos are scrappy.
393
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,214
We're survivors.
Yeah.
394
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,184
Oh, they invited us to
take a trip with them
395
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,452
to see the wildflowers.
396
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,020
They took our plans.
397
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,188
We're number three!
No.
398
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,190
Okay, honey,
this is ridiculous.
399
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,558
All right? We don't
need other people
400
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,061
to make us feel
good about ourselves.
401
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,395
We're Adam and Andi.
402
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,597
Yeah.
Right?
403
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,299
I mean,
Terry Bradshaw,
404
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,367
or a man that looked
somewhat like him,
405
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,502
hit on me once.
406
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,272
Wait, you're saying it
wasn't actually...
Oh, not now!
407
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,373
You're right, you're right,
let's just go say our good-byes.
408
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,008
Yeah, and the most
important thing is
409
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,309
that we leave here
with our dignity.
410
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,377
Yeah.
411
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,582
Hey, hi.
412
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,250
Oh, you don't need
to weld our desserts.
413
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,385
We're, uh, we're taking off.
414
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,620
What? No.
415
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,255
Yeah, well, we
don't want to impose.
416
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,490
I mean, you know
what they say:
417
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,158
multiples of two
is company,
418
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,495
and multiples of three is
a crowd.
419
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,263
But we don't
want you to go.
420
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,265
Let me rephrase that,
421
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,034
I'm begging
you not to go.
422
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,669
Look, Don and Marcy
423
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,137
are lovely people.
424
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,705
They're
delightful, but...
425
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,440
Don looks at me like we're
stranded in a cartoon boat
426
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,742
and I'm a giant
turkey leg.
427
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,079
And Marcy keeps asking
why Jen is with me.
428
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,414
Like, over and over.
429
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,516
It's starting to
hurt my feelings.
430
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,251
That's terrible.
What'd you say?
431
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,285
Ah!
432
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,190
But you made plans to go see
the wildflowers with them.
433
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,060
I didn't. I said we're driving
up to see the wildflowers
434
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,029
and Don yelled
"Shotgun."
435
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,197
I just, I...
436
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,066
I thought you didn't
like us very much.
437
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,567
What gave you that idea?
438
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,270
Well, because the other night,
you said Lucy was sick and...
439
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,539
And then she was in
school today, so...
440
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,674
No, it's our little one,
Zoe, she has a cold.
441
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,744
I forgot they had
a second kid.
442
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,515
I just got goose bumps.
443
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,420
But you knew someone was sick
or you wouldn't have made soup.
444
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,522
And what kind of person
would make up a sick child
445
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,323
to get out of something?
446
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,692
I have no idea.
447
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,728
So it's settled. You'll stay?
448
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,264
And you'll come with us
to see the wildflowers?
449
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,765
Uh.... sounds
like a plan.
450
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,736
Wildflowers
with my hero.
451
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,438
I'm going to scrapbook
the dickens out of this.
452
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,475
If it doesn't have glitter
and a decorative border,
453
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,477
it didn't happen.
454
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,112
Memories.
Memories.
455
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,118
Ah. They make sense now.
456
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,586
She's weird, too.
457
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,822
Yeah, but all I heard
is we have plans
458
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,223
and we are back.
459
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,491
Feels good.
460
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,328
What a lovely evening.
461
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,830
Yes, you are.
462
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,298
Yes, it was.
463
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,566
You are.
464
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,335
Well, this was fun.
465
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,703
But you two, I
still don't get it.
466
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,807
Because we're soul mates.
Deep breath.
467
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,543
Four, five.
468
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,649
Jen, I'll get everyone's coats.
Why don't you check on Zoe?
469
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,717
Okay.
470
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,658
So are you guys
still mad?
471
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,428
I didn't like that
you had alone time
472
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,830
with them
in the kitchen.
473
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:53,865
Look, we're sorry
we made you feel
474
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,366
like number twos,
all right?
475
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,135
We'll-we'll work
on that.
476
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,736
Yeah, we don't want
to fight with you guys.
477
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,372
You're family and
you're our best friends.
478
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,175
Well, I'm sure some
of it was our fault.
479
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,810
I mean, I don't really, but I
said it, and that's what counts.
480
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,916
So Lowell, huh?
481
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,286
And I can't believe
he built this house.
482
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,388
I know,
pretty cool, huh?
483
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,456
I mean, look
at the detail.
484
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,458
Every corner
is perfect.
485
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,559
Oh, my gosh!
486
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,362
Oh!
487
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,630
Whoa!
488
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,231
Oh, uh... oh.
489
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,933
No, no, no!
Okay.
490
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,736
Ah.
491
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,704
Adam!
Ah. Oh, here,
here, here, here.
492
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,805
Here. Geez.
493
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,278
Oh...
494
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,618
Adam, what did you do?
495
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,228
Wait, where are you going?
We got to go, our kid's sick!
496
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,263
What a couple
of number twos!
497
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,304
Oh, my.
498
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,374
Uh, I'm not gonna say
who did it,
499
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,875
but ask yourself,
who just ran out the door?
500
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,278
It's-it's okay.
501
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,514
Actually, uh, I didn't weave it,
502
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,517
I bought it
from a street vendor in Peru.
503
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,385
That guy was talented.
504
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,287
What I wove was the story
505
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,455
that went along with the house.
506
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,924
Oh. What are you gonna tell Jen?
507
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,459
I'll tell her
Don burned it
508
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,694
and I'll be free
from the shackles
509
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,629
of this lie forever.
510
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,397
Just promise me
you'll keep my secret.
511
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,398
Uh, it's okay,
Lowell,
512
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,800
everyone has secrets.
513
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,635
Andi's famous
ginger chicken soup?
514
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,403
We bought it at a gas station.
515
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,873
It was really just chicken soup
that we poured ginger ale into.
516
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,342
I'd throw it out.
517
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,743
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