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And we're listening to this because...

It's the only show in town.

That's nice for him.

He's got a completely captive audience.

I wonder what he's saying.

People of earth, do not be afraid.

Assimilation is painless.

Yeah, but probing not so much.

Hey, we could use my phone to play some music.

There is no auxiliary.

Well, shit.

- Indeed. - We will live.

I will not.

I need a quick stop, okay?

Whoo.

That good, huh?

Did you think about what I said?

Yes. I think it's a mistake.

What, what we did, or...

What we did doesn't matter anymore, okay?

But telling him about it does.

- Yeah, it does. - So we say nothing.

What, what do you think, I wanna tell him

Just to break you guys up?

Should I?

You know this place used to be a warzone

A couple years ago.

A warzone, really?

- Huh. - Yeah, tanks, artillery,

Mines, the whole deal.

What was it, like a civil war?

Russians invaded.

Shocker.

Fucking Russians, man, they just don't get it, nobody likes them.

I mean seriously, name one good thing

To come out of Russia other than, like,

Really hot girl tennis players.

Vodka.

- Yeah, there's that. - Vodka?

The swedes make better vodka,

Shit, even the French make better vodka.

Oil and gas.

- What? - The Russians,

They make oil and gas.

They don't make oil and gas,

They have oil and gas.

Yeah, right, it's not like

Anyone said wow, this Russian oil is so much better than that

- watered down Saudi shit. - Hold up,

Let me get my bearings.

- Are we on course? - Yeah, I think we are.

I give you the AK-47.

When you absolutely...

Positively gotta kill

Every motherfucker in the room,

Accept no substitutes.

That's a good point.

You shouldn't have seen that.

It's kind of sad, really, you know, the Russians,

I thought they... I thought they wanted to be free.

- Be good. - Be like us.

All I know is you never trust someone

That comes from a country that's successful with chess.

Yeah, you all right?

- Come on. - I'm all right.

All right, there you go.

- All right? - Up, all right.

It's good, thank you.

You're welcome.

What?

- No... - Oh, my God.

How do you like them apples, huh?

Aw, man, dude.

Chris, will you marry us?

- Now? - Yeah.

- Come on, come on. - What?

- Let's do it. - Shouldn't we save it?

Put your bags... babe, we have the whole ceremony

To make it official, this is, like, between us,

Friends, family, it's all that matters, right?

Yeah, but I just...

- I wouldn't know what to say, so. - Just put your...

Screw it, I will help you.

Yes, okay, yes, he's right.

I'm sorry.

- So, I say what... - L-ladies and gentlemen,

- we are gathered here today. - Right

Ladies and gentlemen,

We are gathered here today to celebrate

The marriage of Daniel and Alicia.

Wedding is a sacred institution.

Yeah, marriage is a sacred institution

And it should not be taken lightly.

And we're not, so let's skip forward to the good part.

So, Daniel, do you take Alicia?

Daniel, do you take Alicia

To be your lawfully wedded wife?

For rich, poor, sick and in good health

So long as you both shall live?

- I do. - I do.

This is stupid.

- What? - This is stupid,

You know, I mean, you guys are...

Doing your thing and it makes me feel, like, I just, I don't want to, okay?

- What, what is wrong, man? - Nothing, nothing.

Nothing's wrong, I just, you know, you guys have your fun,

I got... I gotta set up camp

And, you know, we're losing light, so just...

I know something's wrong.

- And I wanna know what. - Hmm?

Chris.

Nothing.

I'm fine, it's nothing.

- Okay. - It's all good.

Now, Chris, Chris, so, look, I'm your best friend, okay?

You don't think I know when something's up your ass?

Huh? Spill it.

Yeah, all right, fine,

There's something that I gotta tell you.

It's... I'm... I'm sorry, okay?

You know, you guys are getting married

- and I should be happy, but... - But what?

- Because I... - So what, so... so, wh...

No, no, no, no, no, so, you think,

You think we're gonna have couples dinners without you?

You think we're gonna go antiquing

And... and... and rent a tandem bike

And ride around town in matching outfits?

You asshole.

And... I'm gonna set you up...

With so many hot girlfriends.

So many hot girlfriends. So many.

I hate antiquing. It's not happening.

- All right. - Okay,

To my best man.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Whoa, wooo.

Okay.

- You okay? - All right,

There's a possibility I may be drunk.

Maybe just a little bit.

- All right, bedtime. Come on. - No, no, no, no, no.

Guys, there's actually, there's something I really do

Need to tell you. It's, um... um...

I now pronounce you man and wife.

- Really? - Yeah, really, so go ahead,

Kiss the bride if you think you got it in you.

Well, I'm gonna attempt to.

- Babe. - Okay, I'm drunk,

But I'm not that drunk.

Da da da-da, da da da-da,

- there ya go, good job, buddy. - I can do it by myself.

- Good-night, Chris. - Good-night, buddy.

See you in the morning, okay?

- Yes. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, thank God. - Get in here.

- Mm. Babe, what the heck? - We gotta consummate our vows.

- Close the thing. - Ugh.

Okay, it's closed.

- He can hear us. - We can be quiet.

We can be quiet.

Oh, fuck.

- Hey, what are you doing, pal? - Hey, whoa. Stop, help, help!

You're stealing our stuff, asshole.

I'm not stealing. I'm Devi.

- Davie, who's Davie? - Help!

- Why you stealing? - Not Davie, Devi!

I'm friend of Alicia and Daniel.

I'm park ranger, get out!

- Hey, what's wrong? - Devi!

- He's going through your packs. - What the hell happened?

He's going through your packs, he's stealing your stuff.

Yeah, he was getting my camera so I didn't have

- To climb back up. - I was gonna introduce you guys,

But it looks like you already met.

Yo, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man, I'm... I'm Chris.

Devi..

- You okay? - . I'm fine.

- It's okay, Chris. - Okay.

- I would do same. - Okay.

All right.

Devi works with us at the red cross.

First aid instructor.

You can relax now, okay?

No damage.

Okay.

Thank you.

Come and take a snapshot, three of you together.

- Yeah. - Nice background.

- Okay, cool, yeah. - Yeah, that'd be nice.

Do you know how to work an sir?

Of course.

Let me just... Let me do this.

I had him, right?

I mean, he got on top, but I think I had it.

- Yeah, easily. - That was a reversal, yes.

- So, go over there. - Okay.

He threw me in the air,

I got up, just went after him.

I had him.

The sun's... this way a few steps.

- All right. - Okay, a few more.

- All right, yeah. - It doesn't

Have to be perfect.

To the right a bit.

- Right? - Yes, right.

- Our left. - O-okay, is good.

- Okay. - So...

Cheese.

Last adjustments, everyone move just small steps

- to the right, okay? - Okay.

Ready?

- Yup. - Yeah, we've been ready, yeah.

- Yeah. - All right, that's good,

That's good.

- Been ready. - Oh, my God.

- You need help? - No, stop.

Nobody move.

- There is a bomb-a. - Bomba?

- Bomb, you know? - Chris, Chris, Chris,

- freeze, freeze. - Mine.

No, no, no, Chris, you're stepping on something, freeze.

- Where? - Just...

- Okay. I'm not moving, I'm not... - don't move, don't move.

- What the hell's going on? - Freeze your feet, Chris.

- Okay. - Or you will blow up.

- What the fuck? - No, no, he's... he's serious,

- He's serious. - What, is this some kind of fucking joke?

- I think there is a landmine. - Look, look, look.

- Landmine? - Yeah.

- Where? - Here, it's under his foot, he stepped on it.

- Oh, my God, Chris. - Dude, please,

Just be perfectly still, okay, don't move.

Okay, what do I... what do I do?

Just breathe, okay, we're gonna figure this out.

- What the fuck do I do, Dan? - Devi, what do we do?

Don't panic. Nothing will happen if you don't move.

- Don't panic. - All right, he's not moving.

- Do you hear that, you hear that, Dan? - Yes.

He says not to fucking panic, Dan.

Listen, dude, just relax, okay?

Chris, it's fine, it's fine.

- Breathe, man. - Okay, what do I... I...

Chris, please don't move.

Not even a millimeter, okay?

Okay, okay, okay, look at me, look at me, look at me.

I'm here, man. I'm here.

Okay, this is what we do.

I will get help, but first...

Get everyone else out of danger.

We need get away from Chris.

Far enough, for if...

If anything happens to him,

- I swear to God! - Okay. Okay, okay.

Okay, listen, it's... it's fine.

It's fine, okay, it's fine,

Just how long...

How long until you can get help?

I don't know.

Maybe four hours to get to town.

Oh, my God.

Four... four hours?

I have to stand like this for four hours?

You must move away from Chris.

All right, listen Devi, don't lose time, okay?

Go get help.

Back.

Get behind that rock.

Fly, Devi, fucking fly.

Okay.

All right, look, I need you to do something for me, okay?

- What? - I need you to promise me

That you're gonna go behind that rock.

No matter what happens, you're not gonna come out.

What do you mean? What's gonna happen?

- Promise me, just... - What the fuck

- are you doing, man? - But Daniel.

Listen, this is something I need to do, okay?

Promise me.

Say it, promise.

- I promise. - Okay.

- I can't leave you alone, man. - What?

- It's... it's too dangerous. - Doesn't matter.

- Doesn't matter. - Daniel, just come with me.

Daniel, seriously, you have to get out of here.

Listen to me, don't argue with me!

I'm staying here, okay? I'm staying here with Chris.

Please.

Seriously, you need... you really need to get out of here, man.

Oh, man, I don't think so, buddy.

Seriously, get behind the fucking rock.

It's not gonna happen.

Dan, you're getting married on Saturday, okay?

Now, I can't let anything happen to you.

Listen to me, don't... Don't worry about the wedding.

I'm gonna get both of us there, okay?

You're my best man.

You understand?

I'm gonna get you to the church on time.

I'll get you there.

I think it's supposed to be the other way around.

Right.

Shit happens, right, you just gotta roll with it.

Yeah, yeah, shit happens.

What's happening?

How is he?

He...

It's okay, it's okay.

What, what's wrong?

- Are you okay? - Yes, yeah, I'm okay.

What the hell?

We have a signal?

It's just a text.

Chris, we got a signal!

It's gone, but we're gonna climb to the top.

Fly, Devi.

Fly.

Hi, hi, do you speak English?

Oh, thank God.

Yes, yes, yes, we have an emergency.

The mount... Some mountains near...

Birtvisi.

Birtvisi.

Yes, yes, our friend has stepped

On an old landmine.

Landmine!

Yes yes, perfectly still, okay, okay.

We need a bomb squad, a chopper,

Actually, can you trace this call?

GPS, GPS or something.

Okay, I... Completely, I understand.

Thank you.

She wants me to tell you something.

Me?

Yeah, she says that they have

An explosives expert and a chopper on standby,

She would send them, but she's not going to.

What, what, why?

Yes, I'll tell her, thank you.

She says they don't save whores.

What?

They don't save whores.

And you're a filthy whore.

Daniel...

Daniel wait, where...

Where are you going?

Daniel, stop!

Guys, guys, what happened,

Did you call, what did they say?

Alicia, you wanna tell him?

What'd they say?

Chris, what... What did you tell Daniel?

We had a real heart to heart.

It was touching.

Chris!

I'm sorry...

I had to, I told him everything,

I had to, I'm sorry.

Daniel, Daniel listen to me,

We have to call emergency back.

This is not the time.

The time, this is not the time.

Then when is the time, Alicia?

I feel like this conversation is way past due.

I wanted to tell you.

You have no idea how much I wanted to tell you.

But then you proposed.

I didn't want anything to ruin our life together.

Please, please, can't you understand that?

I understand.

Let's just, let's just go call.

You see, there's something you don't understand.

There ain't no signal.

Never was.

I faked it.

How does it feel?

What the fuck, Daniel?!

This is not funny!

What, you don't see the humor in this situation?

All right, let me help you.

Hey there, buddy ol' pal.

Best friend.

Best man.

- I got a question for you. - Daniel, what the fuck is going on...

No, no, no, no, me, hey, me first.

Come on.

What do you think the statistical chances

Are of you stepping on a landmine?

Listen, you're really freaking Alicia out, okay, so let's just calm down...

Answer the fucking question!

What are the chances?

I'd say the chances are pretty low.

And you'd be right.

But here you are...

Standing on a landmine, totally screwed.

How did you know that was there?

'Cause it's right where I left it.

You want help?

There it is. I suggest you use it.

What am I supposed to do with that?

You dig, bitch.

Dig a trench right beside of me, okay,

And then real quick, you jump in there like a bunny.

Maybe you make it, maybe your leg gets blown off.

Or maybe the trench that she digs

Ends up being your grave or something.

You planned this whole thing.

No, no, Devi planned it,

But the pleasure is all mine.

Daniel...

Why are you doing this?

Love of my life, the woman I wanted to marry.

You still don't understand.

Understand what?

It's not what I'm doing,

It's what I've already done.

This is bullshit.

This is bullshit, there's no...

- There's no mine. - Wanna bet your life?

You wouldn't risk it. You've been standing next to me the whole time,

What if I accidentally moved my foot?

That's true.

There's no way I'm actually standing on an armed mine.

You are now, Jagoff.

That right there is an east German model

SMI-35 landmine.

And it ain't no dud.

If you ever loved me, stop.

It's too late.

I can't.

I couldn't even if I wanted to,

But I really, really don't.

Daniel, Daniel, I fucked up,

Okay, I know I fucked up,

But for God's sake, man, don't do this!

I already did.

You already did, man.

You think you stepped on a landmine today?

Let me tell you something, buddy boy,

You stepped on a landmine

When you decided to fuck my girl!

You know what, put the pin back in.

Daniel, put the pin back in and we can talk about it.

Do you, oh, do you want the pin?

- Do you want the pin? - Put the pin back in!

Daniel, where...

Where are you going?

I wish I could be here to see what happens,

But I bet the ending's gonna be explosive.

Do you have any idea what you're doing?

Adios, lovebirds!

Wait, no, you can't go.

Don't... Don't leave like this.

Listen to me, what happened

Between me and Chris was a mistake.

I love you!

We're getting married, this has nothing to do with our future.

Baby...

Now is not the time to be sentimental, okay?

Now's the time to dig.

Alicia, don't come any closer.

Stop, don't come any closer.

How are you?

I'm fucked.

That motherfucker's gonna pay for this!

It's murder!

Oh, fuck.

No, we're gonna figure this out, I just...

I just meant in legal terms.

That's okay. Uh, Alicia, could you do me a favor,

Could you... could you go stand behind the rock, please?

Behind the rock?

Daniel's trying to kill you and you want me to hide?

I just want you to stay safe. I need you to be safe

While we figure this thing out.

What if...

What if we switch?

Devi!

Devi!

Hey.

Check it out.

We have the front row seats.

Yeah, man, I say we split.

Now?

Yeah, why not?

I thought we gonna watch, maybe one hour.

Then we help her.

Yeah, man, let them figure it out,

They deserve each other.

We'll miss the fun.

You know what's fun?

Beer, strippers, strippers and beer.

Ha, are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay, but first...

We'll go to

I want a big plate of Khinkali.

Khinkali? Come on, man.

Come on up here.

I'll tell you what, only Georgians

Take food before girls.

Correct, my brother, it's hungry war.

I got it!

- I got it. - You got it?

Oh, thank God.

Just, uh... throw it, throw it over.

I'm not coming over until you say so,

But you're gonna have to let me do it.

- No, absolutely not. - You have to let me do it,

Chris, you're gonna shift your weight too much,

I mean it's under your foot, can you see it?

No.

- So just say the word. - I can't.

Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, you're good.

Okay just, Alicia, look at me, just be careful.

Okay, let's just go real slow.

Be easy and then we're gonna put it in fast,

We're gonna take it out fast, okay?

Be careful.

Maybe this chain is in the way.

Here, use mine.

Okay.

I'm gonna get off this thing.

All right, rock and roll, here we go.

So I...

I know you have to say this

When you're having sex with Daniel,

But is it in yet?

I don't know, it's...

It's stuck, just...

What do you mean, it's a simple mechanism,

Just plug it in and it'll disarm and we're good.

I'm not so sure about that.

Is it in or not, how can you not be sure if it's in?

How do you not... it's in a little, but I can't...

It's in a little, what the fuck does that mean, Alicia,

What the hell's going on?

What do you want me to do?

I'm so fucked.

Oh my God, I'm so fucked.

You know what, let me just...

I'm totally, I'm totally fucked.

I'm gonna leave it in.

Leave it in, so it's in?

So I'm good, I can step off now?

No, it can't be trusted for that.

If you could see it, you would understand.

No, fuck that, if it's in then

I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna step off.

No, it can't, it's not, we can't be sure!

No, if it's in, then I'm sure, I'm just... I'm gonna go for it,

- So get behind the rock and... -oh you're sure, you're fucking sure,

Is that why I should get behind the rock?

Fuck you, Daniel, fuck you, Daniel!

Listen to me!

We got the smoke signal, someone's gonna see it,

We got the pin in, so it should be disarmed,

But we don't know for sure and it's

Not exactly worth taking chances, right?

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

We need all the odds in our favor,

So I know what we have to do.

What?

What Daniel said.

What'd he say?

Dig.

Bitch.

Help! Help!

Help, help!

Is anybody there, help!

Hello!

Oh, shit!

No, no, stay back, stay back!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, do you speak English?

Please, please, put the gun down.

Why would you hurt the dog huh?

No, put the gun down,

I was just trying to...

Why would you hurt the dog?

You don't understand, my friend, he stepped on a... on a landmine!

- You, turn around! - He can't...

- Show me your hands! - No, you don't understand.

I said, show me your hands!

He can't move!

Please!

- Where's the body? - Body, what are you talking about?

- You bury body here! - There's no body,

I don't know what you're talking about, just put the fucking gun away.

You, come here. He can't move!

- Put your hands on your head! - He can't...

I can't... I can't move,

Stop being a fucking asshole, dude!

Shit!

Please, listen to me,

He is standing on a bomb.

If he moves, we all die.

Do you understand?

Is a bomb.

Yeah, please, keep the dog back.

, there's really a bomb.

Yeah, that's why I can't move, man,

So just put the gun away, stop being an idiot.

You're standing on a bomb

And I'm the idiot?

Listen, we're running out of time,

We need help.

He's your husband?

No, he's my friend.

- And why are you alone with no husband? - What the hell

- Difference does that make? - I wasn't, the others left.

Your husband left to get help?

He left to... It doesn't matter,

Chris can't stay like this much longer.

How?

How what?

How help?

I know I'm asking for a lot.

I mean it's really dangerous,

But will you help me dig?

Dig?

Yeah, the trench, it's not deep enough.

Deep enough for what?

We're gonna try to...

Chris is gonna try to jump in.

I'm serious, I know it's not

A great idea, but it's the best we've got.

What the hell are you laughing at? This is not funny.

He must stay still, yes?

Yes, perfectly still.

And you digging for him, yes?

Yeah, so will you help?

You make all the job when she do nothing.

You make perfect Georgian wife.

Isn't it funny?

That's real funny.

Come here, girl.

Give me the shovel.

This is not a joke.

I'll help.

Chris, come on, I am sorry for gun accident.

No really, I certain you were burying the body.

That's fine.

I'm sure it must have looked a little strange.

You want water?

Yes, please.

- Ow, what the fuck, man? - What, what happened?

- Sorry, okay, sorry. - He just threw a rock at me,

- You piece of shit! - What, are you fucking crazy?

No, why you say that to me, why...

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Let go of her!

Why you say that to me?

Why you say that I'm crazy?

I told you my friend can't move

And you just threw a rock at him.

Yes, okay, but because I test

If he's really a bomb that you make no joke of me.

Why the hell would we joke

About something like that?

I came here many years

And never hear about bombs.

I know, it's a long story,

Just right now we need to dig the trench.

What story?

It doesn't matter, just please help.

I want to know.

- My boyfriend set this up. - Why?

It's none of your damn business, let go of her.

It's personal.

That's not my business?

Let go of her.

Oh, sorry, I forget that I'm holding your hand.

I want to know why.

I want to know personal.

He did this to get back at us...

Oh, sorry, uh-huh.

We hurt him, this is his revenge.

- What have you done to him? - Jesus Christ, man, can you just help?

You know what?

I go if you no answer.

He was my fiancee, this is his best friend,

We slept together.

Oh, I understand.

You are whore.

Watch your mouth, buddy. My mouth?

Yeah, watch your fucking mouth.

You don't talk to a lady like that.

Like what?

Fuck off.

If you don't want to help, don't waste our time.

I want help, but you say to me "fuck off."

You know what, if you say to me

One more time "fuck off," I go,

I don't help, I swear.

Man, I want to help really,

But how can I help if you

Say to me "fuck off?!"

So...

Guys, I don't understand,

You want me go or help?

- Help. - See Chris, she wants me to stay.

She doesn't want you to stay, she wants you to help.

Okay, okay, if I help...

What I get?

You want our stuff?

You use it?

Yeah, go ahead, take it.

Really?

Really!

So I help and you give to me?

- Yes. - What do you want?

You give to me!

What do you want, man, just take it and go.

Yes, it's yours, take it.

Okay, but I ask him.

They're mine, I give to you.

Okay, but I don't want this.

I want this.

What?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at me!

Look at me, hey!

I'm looking at you.

I want...

Hey look, this isn't happening,

This is not happening, look at me!

Look, here, look, I'm gonna give you this, okay?

Look, this is like...

It's like... It's like 300...

And, like, and 60 something, okay?

There's like 360 something

And a credit card, okay? Look, take it, you go to a store,

And you buy as many panties as you want, all right?

American dollars?

Yes, fuck, American dollars,

Just take it and go.

And your credit card?

Uh-huh.

Take it, just take it and go.

Can you tell me pin?

Yeah, it's 4642.

- Nice. - Yeah.

But I don't like American dollars.

I don't want American dollars.

I want...

This.

You son of a bitch!

You respect my mother, or I will hurt.

Give and I help, don't give and I leave.

Fine.

- Fine, I'll give to you. - Alicia, don't do this,

- this is fucked up, - it's just, where...

Where do you think this is gonna go?

Nowhere, it's just panties, I don't care.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, where you go?

To my tent to take them off.

No, you give here.

Please.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes!

- No! - Yes!

All right, listen here, asshole, our friends are coming back

With help, okay? They left to get help and they're coming back.

- Friends. - Yeah, yeah, they're coming back

With cops and a bomb expert,

And a whole fucking SWAT team, okay?

Come on, Chris, no.

Friends no coming.

That's why she dig

And that's why you want me to help.

And I wanted to help, but for this, I want this.

Listen, you think whatever you want,

All right, but they're coming, okay?

If I were you, I'd get the hell out of here

Before I went to jail.

Jail? Why?

You ask me to help and I help,

But for this I get...

What I get?

You said I get American dollars,

But I don't want American dollars,

I want this,

I help, you pay.

No pay, no help.

Why jail, what did I do?

Motherfucker.

I said... Respect my mother!

Stop, stop, I'll do it, I'll do it!

- Don't touch him. - Okay, I don't want to touch him,

I want to help you, you understand?

I want to be nice for you

And I want to help, but for this you must pay

And this is normal, this is logic.

- Come on, girl, I don't look. - No, don't fucking do it, Alicia, okay?

- I'm... I'm gonna take care of this guy... - It's fine,

- he can have it. - No, he can't have it,

I'm stepping off, get away from me, no, Chris, don't!

- The pin's gonna hold, I'm gonna step off. - Don't, you can't!

I'm gonna step off! And kick this fucking guy's ass,

- you piece of shit! - I lied!

I lied about the pin.

You lied, why would you do that?

It's... it's useless!

You were freaking out, I was trying to calm you down.

Alicia, I could've fucking died right now,

- are you serious? - You didn't,

And you're not going to.

All right, I'm handling this.

I'm doing this.

Shut the fuck up.

We're doing this, right?

Change, hand to hand, right.

- Thank you. - All right, you got what you want,

- now fucking leave. - No!

No, I don't leave, I help.

He's not going anywhere.

We had a deal, now start digging!

Yes, you're the boss, of course,

I'm going digging.

One, two, one, two...

Alicia, can you come over

And explain what exactly

You want me to do, huh?

Well it needs to be a lot deeper

And at least another two feet back.

Of course, of course, I dig.

Of course I dig.

I dig.

It's gotta be a lot deeper.

How do you like the view of my ass?

- Fucker. - Shut up, Chris.

You have a radio?

I don't believe it.

Shh...

See, my soup is ready.

I keep promise, I don't go

To my lovely soup and I stay here to dig.

No, you know what, it's just, let me use that.

You had the radio the whole time?

You had a radio the whole fucking time?

Yes, you like it?

Yes, yes, I like it, now can we use it please?

Yeah, you don't even have to dig,

Just let me... Just let me call.

What?

Call?

- Yeah. - Why?

So we can call for help.

You don't like my help?

Yeah, your help is fucking fine,

But can we use it to call 911?

But we don't have 911. We have 112.

I don't give a shit what you have, fucking call it already.

So you don't like my help?

Okay, fine, I don't help!

I go!

No no, we just don't need you to dig,

We need to call emergency.

- No. - Why not?

Because if I call 112, what you do for me?

Huh?

You gotta be kidding me, we don't have time for this.

Chris is in danger, don't you understand?

Just fucking call 112!

If I call 112, what you do?

Look guys, I tried to be nice,

- to be kind for you. - Okay.

I do everything, but you...

You aren't nice to me and I don't like this,

I really don't like this.

Okay, okay, okay, now listen,

- please, please... - Yes?

Can we use that to call emergency?

Oh my God, oh my God.

- Don't fucking touch her. - Yes, of course.

Yes of course!

Man, what's wrong with you?

I want to help you!

Fuck.

So listen to me, darling.

But first, first, first...

First of all...

Bring it to me.

Oh my God, you are sick.

No!

Bring me this and I give you radio.

I never lie, I always keep my promise.

I promise when I get off this landmine,

I'm gonna fuck your world up.

You hear me?

Look at me, you piece of shit, I'm talking to you!

Look at me, you fuck!

Stop touching your dog and look at me.

You got a thing for the dog, is that what it is?

All right.

I'll bring to you.

Not like that, give it to me.

Let me explain, let me just explain.

So, if you do this job for me,

I give you radio, but for this,

You must bring it to me like a dog.

Do you understand?

Like a dog.

Come on, go, bring it to me, go!

Bring and I give you radio.

Grand prize is radio!

Alicia, you don't have to do this.

Good, good!

Yes.

So I want to give you the radio, you understand me,

I really want to, but, give it to me, let me explain.

Chris, tell me, your name Chris, yes?

So tell me please, the dog has hands?

No!

Dog has no hands, look, look at my dog.

Has he hands? No.

Come, come, Alicia, let me explain.

Let's do it, let's do it together,

Like a team, come on, come on, doggy!

Go!

Go, go.

Come on, go.

Go.

He is playing with you.

Do it like a dog,

Yes, yes!

Yes.

Yes.

- Good dog. - Mine.

Yes, of course it's yours,

- of course it's yours. - Hello?

- You must push, push on this button. - Hello, anybody?

Hello, do you speak English?

No, no English.

S.O.S, help, we need your help.

Please help us.

"Prium."

- What did he say? - He ask if I also hear this.

Tell him we need help.

You want me translate?

Yes.

- Please. - I translate.

How about for this we play the game.

What game?

Undressing.

- Sorry. - What?

I translate for him, you undress now.

Alicia, there's no way he's helping.

I'm not playing this game!

You can leave.

Okay.

It's your choice, can I have this?

Hey!

My friend Sergi, he's worried

And that's no good, believe me

That's no good.

What we do?

He prepares soup for me but I don't go and I still here.

I don't care, go eat your soup.

But I don't want soup, I want my friend Sergi

Don't worry because... Because he has health problems

And if he die, that's your problem.

Hey, leave her alone! Let go of me!

- Let go of her! - Take radio, take it, and answer him

And tell him don't worry.

Tell him he don't worry anymore. Tell him.

Sergi, don't worry, Ilya is fine.

Ilya is fine, "Prium."

He don't understand, explain him, explain him!

- Sergi, don't worry. - She's trying,

You fucking idiot!

Ilya is fine, "Prium!"

Explain, he don't understand, explain to him, explain.

- He doesn't speak English! - I don't want...

I don't want to hurt you, explain him, I said explain him!

Ilya is fine, "Prium!"

He doesn't speak English,

You fucking retard!

Can't you fucking understand that?

So you want me to translate,

Okay, I translate, but for this

You must undress, this is the rule,

Just the rule, nothing!

Okay, okay, okay!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on,

Come on, listen, girlie, it's okay

To look how you are undressing,

But most important is rule.

First of all, I must translate

And then you undress.

Did you get it?

I translate, you undress.

Is it okay?

Fine, what you want me to translate?

Tell him you're all right.

Okay.

Sergi,.

He ask what it means

"Tell him that you're all right."

What?

He translated word for word.

Okay, all right, now you translate me.

Okay, but I translated already.

- Now it's her turn, so undress. - No, it doesn't count.

- Yes, it counts. - Nope, you're a liar.

What, why you say that to me?

Because you didn't explain the rules

And that's the same as lying.

Now are you a liar?

No!

Okay, okay, okay, let's start once more, okay?

But first of all, I explain the rules.

Do you agree, Chris?

- Let's play. - Okay.

So translate me.

Come on.

"It's me, Ilya, I'm fine, don't worry."

Sergi,.

He asks me if I am joking

And who am I with.

Come on, undress.

Okay.

Good, but what answer?

We don't answer.

But he ask the question and I must answer.

Did you remember he has head problems,

So I must answer.

He's not worried anymore,

He thinks you're joking.

But I'm not joking!

What I answer!

You got what you want,

So answer what you want!

"Everything is okay..."

I just met some tourists.

"Battery is dying."

Okay.

"Coming back now."

Okay.

Sergi,

Come on.

Okay, game over.

Leave.

Smart girl.

- Go. - Yes.

It's okay.

Hey, Alicia, Alicia, hey,

It's okay now, it's okay.

All right, it's okay.

It's okay, look at me.

Fuck.

Guys, you don't believe me!

You don't believe me.

He asks a question.

Did I leave you soup?

No, no, the game is over.

Leave us alone.

Of course I leave, I don't want to stay...

Say whatever you fucking want!

Okay, I will tell him that

I come soon to eat soup.

What'd you say?

Whatever.

Sergi,

What are you waiting, I translated.

Now you undress.

- What? - No.

Yes.

Come on.

Come on!

- I'm waiting. - No, game over.

Game is over when I say.

Hey, hey, hey hey, whoa whoa, no.

Don't point that at her.

Don't point that at her!

I'm waiting.

I'm waiting! Come on!

Hey, look, hey, look at me, you want a prize?

Hey, Ilya, you want a prize, that's fine, I just have a quick question.

Hey look at me, buddy. Hey look at me, I'm just wondering

I'm waiting. How much change do I get from a 20

After I fuck your Georgian whore of a mother, huh? Right?

'Cause if there's three guys it's a discount, right, 'cause

She fucking loves it so much, that fucking cunt... Alicia, run, run!

You!

I will punish you for that.

I will punish you for that.

I will punish you.

Okay, Chrissy, let's hunt.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Help, please!

Fuck.

God damn it, come on.

Come on!

Let her go, you fuck!

I'm gonna blow your fucking head off,

I swear to God!

Are you sure, Chris?

You know what?

That gun has got a very big spray.

If you shoot me, I die,

But this girl die with me.

You want to shoot me, come on.

Come on, Chris.

I'll fucking do it, I'm telling you!

- I'm telling you! - Come on!

Shoot, Chris!

But if you don't shoot, put down

This gun because it's...

Fuck you!

I swear to God I'm gonna shoot. I swear to God!

You don't fuck me, but now for you I fuck her, yes?

No, please!

Get your hands off her you filthy piece of shit,

I swear to God I'm gonna fucking kill you!

- Come on, Chris! - I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Come on, kill me!

Come on!

You want to kill me, step off!

Come on, you asshole!

Come on!

Get closer, I swear to fucking God!

Huh?

Come on.

Oh, no, no, no!

What if, Chris?

Tell her that she is whore.

- Tell her. - Fuck you!

I said tell her or I'll cut her cheek again!

Tell her!

You're a whore.

Louder, Chris, we don't hear it!

- Louder! - You're a whore!

- Louder! - You're a whore!

- Yes! - And fuck your mother!

Yes!

Do you hear this?

Chris thinks that you're a whore

And what we gonna do with whore?

We gonna fuck whore!

- No! - Come on, yes!

Yes, come on!

Please, no, no!

I said come with me.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Chris!

It's right here, come here.

No, no, please, no!

Come on.

Come on.

No, please!

Turn around!

I said turn around!

Look at me.

Look at me.

I'm gonna fuck you now,

But will it be painful or will it be nice,

You have to decide, you understand me?

Get off of her, you piece of shit!

Answer me, look at me,

Look at me and answer me, is okay for you?

Huh, I don't hear you.

No!

Is it okay for you?

Huh? Tell me it's okay for you.

Get off of her!

Bend down.

Straight down, turn around.

Turn around, come on!

Don't like me to touch that?

No, no, no!

I'm gonna fuck you now.

You fucking piece of shit!

Come on!

You son of a bitch, I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Alicia!

There you go, come to me, Alicia, come to me!

- Come on, I got you! - Help me...

Chris.

Chris, the landmine is fake.

Your friend is smart.

He set you up.

You watch too many Hollywood movies.

When you step on landmine, it blows up.

Real landmine always blows up.

Oh my God, Alicia?

Alicia?

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Alicia!

Alicia, you're gonna be okay!

Help, help!

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Oh, no!

Alicia!

Alicia!

I'm so sorry, help!

Oh, please, no!

Oh, mom...

Sorry, do you speak English?

Yes, I do.

Oh thank God, the GPS...

The GPS in my car died.

You are lost.

Yeah, it looks like it.

Are you coming from Tbilisi?

Where are we going?

Yeah, I'm going to a little town

Just outside of Poti.

Poti, you have taken the wrong

Turn in Girgoleti.

Damn, I passed that two hours ago.

Is there a gas station or somewhere

I could buy a map?

Yes, but you must go back

To highway, South maybe 50 kilometers.

Okay, I don't wanna bother you,

But do you maybe have an old map

That I could buy from you,

I'm happy to pay for it.

I can print a map on the computer if you want.

Hey.

This is my daughter, Lika.

Oh, Lika.

And you?

- Me? - What's your name?

Ah, right, my name is Tanya.

Tanya, my name is Chris.

May I come in?

- Yeah, sure. - Oh great,

You have such a beautiful home, thank you so much.

Thank you.

So... Here.

So this is Grigoleti,

So you got a wrong turn here, so you turn around

And go to Poti.

Okay, perfect, thank you so much,

That's definitely gonna help.

- Don't get lost. - Oh, no, I won't now, this is perfect.

Uh, actually, you know what, there's one more thing.

Um, is there some place around here

Where I can get something to eat?

No, there are no restaurant around here.

Oh, that's too bad.

The smell in your kitchen is so delicious,

It reminded me that I'm hungry, so...

You can join us because I guess

The lobby is gonna be for everyone, right?

- Really? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Oh wonderful, thank you.

Please, come.

Wow, this is so nice, thank you.

- Please sit. - Thank you.

I can't tell you the last time that...

- Welcome. - That I had a home-cooked meal.

This Georgian hospitality is wonderful.

In the states you'd be lucky

For somebody to even open the door.

I'm from California. Los Angeles.

You're here for business or pleasure?

Well, a little of both I hope,

I'm meeting a friend and I have some business with him.

Oh, your friend is in Poti?

Please meet my husband.

This is Chris.

Hello, Ilya.

What are you doing here?

Oh, do you know each other?

No.

No, no, no, it's on the picture right there.

Tanya, Lika and Ilya.

Is everything all right?

So we go now?

Go? No, but I'm eating.

We go.

Ilya,.

You lost, I take you.

- You'll take me? - Uh-huh.

You'll help?

- Of course. - You'll help me.

That's wonderful.

Thank you so much, that's great.

Do you mind if, uh...

Can I quickly finish my Lobio?

No.

- Strange. -

I mean, I don't know what I did to offend you, I'm so sorry.

What did... what did I do, I just, you know, if I could just quickly finish,

I'm really hungry and then I'll go.

You didn't do anything.

I don't know what's wrong with him.

Please take your time.

Yes, eat, and then we go.

- Of course. - Ilya.

- We go. - Oh, yeah.

Aren't you gonna join us?

I'm not hungry.

Oh, that's a shame 'cause

This is very, very delicious,

This is very good, seriously.

I know I'm not from here,

But I feel like it's only polite

To taste some of the food that your beautiful wife

Spent all day making for you.

But maybe that's an American thing.

Tanya, this is so good,

Would it be rude if I asked for some more?

Sure.

Tanya,.

Tanya?

We go.

I mean, we have more guests coming.

Oh, you have more guests? Maybe I could stay and meet your guests,

I love meeting new people.

No, I think it's better if you leave now.

Oh, okay, well I guess I better be going.

Lika, it's such a cute name.

Thank you.

She speaks beautiful English

By the way, Ilya.

Such a pretty necklace.

Where'd you get it?

Hey, hey!

It's not your business, okay?

We go.

- I'm sorry. - No, no, it's fine.

Thank you, Madloba, for the map.

You're welcome.

Hey.

Hey, Chris.

You and me, okay?

You and me, in 15 minutes,

Down this road at the dirt side.

You don't miss it, okay?

You and me.

- 15 minutes? - Yes, 15 minutes.

Tell you what, I can be there in an hour.

Okay, one hour.

It's your choice, but leave

My family out of this, okay?

You and me.

What was that?

You and me.

Leave my family out of this, okay?

Okay, thanks for the map.

Yeah.

Hey!

Someone open up?

I'm sorry, it's me again,

There's been an accident, it's an emergency!

I was coming around the corner, and he...

He just ran into the middle of the road,

He's in bad shape, you gotta help him!

Tanya!

Tanya, Tanya!

Tanya!

Tanya!

Tanya!

- Tanya! - Ilya, Ilya!

Tanya!

T was an accident, I'm so sorry,

I never meant to.

I kill you!

- I kill you! - Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Stop!

Stop now!

Do it.

'Cause we both know it's not loaded,

But mine is.

Look look look, I don't want any trouble, okay, okay?

The dog was an accident, okay?

It was an accident, I brought it in, and he tried...

He wanted to shoot me. Okay? I don't know why. What did I do?

It was self defense. It was self defense, don't look at me like that.

Chris, put the gun away, okay?

We will do what you want,

But you put the gun away.

- You promise? - Yes.

- Yes, I promise. - Okay.

- So... - So okay.

Everybody, just calm down. I'm gonna put the gun away,

And then you'll do exactly what I say, deal?

Deal.

Okay.

Get him up, get him inside.

Get him inside, he's bleeding!

Get him up! Come on, you lazy bitch, help your fucking mother,

- Help her! - Don't you talk to her like that!

- You motherfucker! - Oh.

Don't hurt him anymore!

Respect my mother.

Come on, this way, this way.

Get him in over here,

Let's go, come on guys.

Get him inside!

Come on, there we go.

You can do it!

Come on, there we go!

Oh, he's bleeding.

There, good. There we go,

Isn't that much more comfortable?

That's much better, isn't it?

That's good.

Tanya, I'm gonna need you.

Uh, I'm gonna need you to do me a favor,

Can you go sit down over there?

Sit down.

Go ahead, right over there.

And, uh, Lika,

Hey, I got a really fun thing for you to do.

We are going to tie your mom up, okay?

By her hands and her feet.

Come on, take 'em.

There you go.

Come on, go ahead.

You do exactly what I say, remember?

That was the deal?

Go ahead, come on.

Listen, I have money.

You have money?

Really?

- Is it Georgian Lari? - Yes.

- Yeah. - Oh my God!

See the problem is...

- I don't want Georgian money. - Chris, come on!

I don't like Georgian money.

What I want is for Lika to tie you up.

Come on.

Uh, hey, Lika? We had a deal, remember?

I keep the gun down and you do everything I say,

Remember that, we made a deal?

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Look at that.

Chris, do...

Do what you came for.

Kill me and go, please, come on.

Kill me, okay?

Tanya, do you hear that?

He thinks that I came here to kill him, now...

Please, come on.

Why would I wanna do that?

Tell her.

Tell her what it is.

Look at them!

Who do these belong to?

Who do they belong to?!

They're mine, okay? They're mine!

Oh they're yours, that's right, they're hers.

I was drunk.

When I drink,

I do bad things,

But I don't drink anymore.

You understand?

I get it, so you just do...

- You do crazy things? - Yes!

So, I think it's only fair that I should have a drink.

Oh, Chris!

This looks like it's good.

Ooh, chacha, yeah.

Oh, is that homemade?

That's good, that's smooth.

Oh, where are my manners? You know what, ladies,

Ladies, let's all have a drink.

Tanya, have a drink with me.

- No! - Come on.

Come on, come on.

No!

Do it.

Drink it, drink it!

There you go, oh, isn't that good?

That's tasty.

Ilya, you know, I'd love to have a toast with you...

But you have that whole drinking problem thing, right?

So, you know what? Here's the next best thing.

Now we're all drunk.

Now we're all crazy.

Now...

I want those.

Chris!

Come here.

- Come here. - No, please,

Please!

What are you doing?

- Chris, no, no. - Don't fucking move.

Come here. Yeah, there we go.

Yeah, hey Tanya, you know what, you just wouldn't understand

Why I want... why I want the panties that your daughter's

Wearing right here.

The reason I want these 'cause you have to be a man to understand it,

Right... right, Ilya, don't you think?

It's just so sexy, isn't it?

Chris, you bastard, you will pay!

Please leave her alone.

No.

Take me, take my panties?

- No, stop begging me. - Let her go!

Stop begging me and tell your daughter to give me her panties.

Tell her!

Lika, if you love your mother,

You're gonna give me your panties right now, okay?

'Cause if you don't, look at me,

If you don't give me your panties,

I'm gonna put a bullet in your pretty mother's head.

No, no, no,

Come on, it's just panties.

Don't you love your mama?

It's just panties, don't you want her to live?

Oh shit, Chris, Chris.

See, there we go.

I give you panties!

There we go.

There we go, bring 'em here.

That's good.

Now...

You know what?

I want 'em to... I want you to bring 'em to me

Like a dog.

Like a dog,

Woof, woof, you know?

You know, Ilya, like a dog.

Woof!

Do dog have hands?

No!

- No! - No, they don't.

Try again. You know what?

Try again.

- Chris, listen to me, I give you panties. - Look at her!

Look at her! Crawl like a fucking dog!

Look at her!

Good girl.

Good girl, that's a good little bitch.

Ilya, I need you to do something for me.

Open your mouth.

- Open your mouth. - Listen to me...

Open your fucking mouth or I'm gonna smash your fucking teeth

Out of your face, you understand me?

- Yes, I understand you. - Open 'em.

Open, there we go.

Get it in there, that's nice and good,

There we go.

That's good, now, bite down.

Bite down on them, yeah.

You taste it?

Now, if you drop them...

If you drop them...

I'm gonna stick my gun up her pretty little twat

And pull the fucking trigger. Okay?

Got it?

Now, see, Tanya, Lika,

There's a part of the story that... that you don't know.

What did I tell you?

I'm gonna stick the gun up her fucking cunt!

Put it in your mouth!

You're gonna keep it in your fucking mouth, aren't you?

You're gonna keep your fucking mouth shut, right?

That's good.

That's more like it, thank you.

Now, where was I?

Right, my story.

Come here, come here. Come on.

I know, I know, daddy wants you alive now, come on.

Get the fuck up.

Sit down! Sit down!

Now, see, there's a part of this story that you don't know.

There's a girl, and I was in love with her.

Her name was Alicia. She wasn't doing so good,

Not like pretty little Lika here,

No, she wasn't doing good at all.

Nope, in fact she was in incredible pain.

There wasn't anyone to help for Miles.

I tried to save her.

I carried her, you know?

When I couldn't carry her, I couldn't walk anymore,

I put her on my back and I crawled.

I crawled every inch of the way,

I heard her choking.

The life falling from her eyes, she's drowning,

Her lungs filling with her own fucking blood.

Then she went quiet, she didn't make another fucking sound!

Then...

I found this.

No, no, please!

Look at... look at daddy, look at daddy.

You see him? Look at this, look at it.

He loves it, he gets off on it, don't you?

Get the fuck down! Back up!

He loves it, he gets off on this, he loves seeing the fear

In his victims' eyes, look at your daddy.

You love it?

You like seeing this?

Oh you don't?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, he doesn't like it.

Of course you don't like it.

You know what?

I know what's missing, I can't believe I forgot.

You don't like it unless there's a game.

And when there's a game, there has to be a prize, right, Ilya?

Who you think's gonna win the prize today?

Now, Lika, come here.

Okay, listen carefully, we're gonna play a little game,

Okay sweetheart? Come here.

Come on, I know, I know,

It's almost over, it's almost over.

Come here, come on, sweetheart, it's okay.

Oh, hey, hey, shh, don't cry.

Oh, she's so cute.

She's so cute, don't cry,

It's okay, it's gonna be really fun.

Okay, now, it's a very simple game,

But it's serious, okay?

It's called stripper's roulette.

Now here's how the game works.

Now, I'm gonna take all the bullets out of this gun.

There they are, every single one of them,

But I'm gonna leave this one.

Just one little bullet, Kay?

There it goes, right in the gun.

Woo-hoo!

Right?

Now, you undress one

And then I pull the trigger one.

And if you're lucky it's an empty chamber.

Then, you undress one, and then...

Then I pull the trigger again and you win

When you don't have anything else to take off,

Okay?

You wanna spin it? Come on, do it.

Get the fuck off!

Stop!

All right, here we go, now we're gonna play the game.

Actually, you know what, let's have a little stage.

Let's have a little stage.

Yeah, there we go,

Now we got a nice, fun thing.

Everybody can see.

Here we go, okay?

So now we're gonna play the game.

Strip.

Strip.

Hey, do it to me, do it to me, okay?

- Do it to you? - Yes! Please.

Why would I do it to you you fat fuck?

Do it to me.

You want to eat panties?

I have Alicia's panties!

You remember...

You done?

Are you gonna shut the fuck up now?

You remember her, Alicia!

- You done? - Please!

You done now? Oh, you're gonna try and get up?

Look at him!

Look at him!

Look at him, he's trying so hard.

Here we go, come on, get up, get up.

Hey Ilya, Ilya, are you done yet? Are you done?

Hey, if you're not done... Hey look at me, you fat fuck!

Look at this!

Oh!

Oh, whoa, I'm gonna do it again, ready?

No, no, no, please, Chris!

- Are you done? Are you fucking done? - Yes!

- Are you done? Are you done? - Yes!

Okay, hey, everybody shut the fuck up,

We're gonna play a nice game, aren't we, Ilya?

- You're gonna like the game, don't you? - Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Tell me you love the game! - Yes, yes, I love game!

- You love the game! - I love game!

That's right, now we're gonna play the game!

- Strip! - Okay, let me play!

Strip!

Now I'm gonna count to three,

And if you don't undress,

I'm gonna pull the trigger anyway

And that's wasting a chance.

Don't do that.

One, two, three...

Oh. Listen, I'm really disappointed

In your fucking parenting skills!

I... I can explain.

Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

You need to explain to her

That she should undress.

Okay? Explain to her,

She's not wearing much, Ilya,

This is a fun game.

You know, she's not wearing... she's got a bra,

She's got a shirt,

And this pretty little dress.

Odds are she gets one in six that she gets a bullet

In her pretty fucking head, now isn't it?

Those are good odds, you like those odds, don't you?

Those are better odds than Alicia got!

You fuck!

So, we're gonna play the game, aren't we?

- Yes! - That's right!

Strip!

Tell her to undress, one!

Two!

Hurry up!

She's undressing, yes...

She's undressing, that's right,

Good girl, three!

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