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Previously on "Happy!"...
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I run the third largest
network in the nation.
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I have everything a man could wish for.
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What about the things a
man shouldn't wish for?
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Run back to Sonny Shine?
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Go get high with the man who
kidnapped your own daughter?
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- Sonny Shine kidnapped me?
- Yeah.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I thought I was doing
what was best for you.
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I hate you both.
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Hailey!
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Now, to show you that I come in peace,
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I'm going to retrieve
Ms. Hanson for you.
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Later, sucker.
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There, there, little lamb.
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Come inside.
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Oh, hell, no!
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Nick? Nick.
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Where's Hailey?
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It's bad, Nick. She's
with the bunny-eye guy!
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Oh, crap, did I butt-dial 911 again?
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Get down! Get the fuck down!
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Okay, everyone relax. Take it easy.
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I will empty this gun
into your fucking face.
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Okay, but I'm gonna need your car first.
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I will shoot you in the
head, neck, and chest
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until I am completely out of ammo!
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Mm, sounds reasonable.
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You're gonna need ibuprofen, boys.
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Car 1103, please respond.
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We've got a code 8 in need
of additional officers.
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Home disturbance, shots fired.
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Car 1103, and I got to tell you
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that all these reports about a
disturbance at this residence
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are greatly exaggerated.
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Now, the tenants have agreed to
turn down the fucking noise,
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clean up after their pets,
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and wear some fucking underwear
when the curtains are open.
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Officer, please state your badge number.
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Uh, yeah, I'm gonna have to
get back to you on, uh...
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on that one there, dispatch.
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All right, Hap.
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Let's go get her.
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You're gonna want to hang a
right up here toward 278.
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This it?
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Hmm?
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Ah...
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Oh, Nick, we did it!
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Oh, nothing gives my tongue
a tickle like the taste
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of a pickled...
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Nick, I-I think that's...
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Pee-pee, Hap.
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It's pee-pee.
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Pretty cool rabbit's foot.
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I wonder what happened
to the rest of him?
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It's for luck.
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Oh, Hap...
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it was right in front of me.
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He's been working her this whole time.
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How the hell did I miss it?
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It's not your fault, Nick.
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If anyone should have known
what she was going through,
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it was me.
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But all I could think about
was my own dumb hang-ups.
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Hap. Hailey!
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And the harder the big,
hairy, stupid monkey tried
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to free himself from the trap,
the tighter the trap closed.
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Where is she?
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So you've happened onto
my groovy little pad.
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What a shame. I really like this place.
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So many fond memories.
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Yeah, we took the tour. It's cozy.
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So why don't you come home to daddy?
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We'll Netflix and chill together.
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I'm going to press a button now.
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- Good-bye, monkey.
- Smoothie...
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- Uh, Nick?
- Was that my stomach?
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I'm gonna hollow out your
head like a pumpkin,
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you motherfucker.
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Dad.
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Hailey, Hailey, sweetheart...
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You have to stop trying to find me.
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I'm safe.
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No, no.
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No, listen to me. Listen to me.
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- He's lying to you, baby.
- No, Dad.
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You're the only one who lied to me.
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You and Mom.
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I understand why you thought you had to,
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but I'm done being lied to.
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Hailey.
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Nick!
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Excuse me, miss...
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Who is this woman?
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Ms. McCarthy, the police officer...
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Yep.
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- Kap Gostynski.
- Yes, I am.
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Last of the big-time moguls.
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Kind of a legend, aren't you?
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Tell the Emmys.
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- Thank you for seeing me.
- Why wouldn't I?
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I'm always happy to cooperate
with New York's finest.
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And I do mean... "finest."
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Sonny Shine.
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A one-in-a-million talent.
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Smile that lights up the screen.
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I'm more interested in his
talents behind the camera.
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"Behind the camera"?
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I've seen the tape, Kap.
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You're a hungry boy.
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Amazing how realistic
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Hollywood special
effects are these days.
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You're a busy man, so I'll
get right to the point.
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Sonny's Easter Eggtacular...
the show cannot air.
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You couldn't possibly
understand the reasons why.
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I barely understand them myself.
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But if that show is broadcast,
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the results will be catastrophic.
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"Catastrophic"?
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You're telling me.
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That Easter special is an abomination.
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At this point, I'm convinced
a video of me eating
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my nephew's tartar would be
less damaging to my career
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than airing that piece of shit.
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You're the only at the
network keeping it alive.
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You can cancel his sequined
ass with one phone call.
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As you said...
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I'm a busy man.
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Sonny doesn't believe in digital, Kap.
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"Tape is forever," he says.
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There's only one copy, and I have it.
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Cancel the show.
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I'll give you the tape and
let you destroy it yourself.
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This is turning into a bad scene.
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First of all, I'm not
buying you as a lady cop.
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You got the sexy part,
although a low-cut blouse,
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preferably in a bold, primary color,
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would helpful in that department,
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but where's the no-nonsense
blazer that says,
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"I can hold my own in a man's world,
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pinch my bottom at your own peril"?
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- I have that blazer.
- Sure you do.
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And the hairstyle...
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I understand the appeal
of no muss, no fuss,
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but you look like you're here
to sell me an investment condo.
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Sorry, doll,
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I know bad acting when
I see it. You're bluffing.
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I thought you might say that.
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Sorry I wasted your time, Gostynski.
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I'll enjoy watching you leave.
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How much farther?
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We're close now.
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Who were those men...
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at the house?
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Your father's made a lot of enemies.
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That's something that he
might have considered
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when he came back into your life.
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But that's parents.
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They don't see their
children as individuals.
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They only see them as a
reflection of themselves.
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_
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Where are we?
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Someplace that I haven't
been in a very long time.
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What about Sonny?
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- You said he...
- Don't worry.
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We'll be safe here, and...
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then we'll decide what we'll
do about you-know-who.
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$22.82.
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Diesel, pump four, and these.
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I need to go number one.
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You wait here for me.
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Oh... and order the cherry soda.
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It's delicious here.
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It was on the news.
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Can't believe you
didn't hear about that.
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No. Kid only must have
been 12, 13 years old.
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Unbelievable.
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A-and no one ever knew why he did it?
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Said he just wanted to
prove it was possible.
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Little dude just stood there
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at the junior high science fair.
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All the other kids and
their parents walking by.
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Standing next to the jar.
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His own nuts floating in the jar.
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His nuts.
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- Get the fuck out of here.
- I shit you not.
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Just looking everyone in the eye.
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No shame, no pride.
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Just zippo.
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Said he cut them off himself.
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Surgical, with a straight ra...
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Had to be 30 years ago.
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Wonder whatever happened
to the little bastard?
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Probably ended up in Congress.
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Or in Hollywood.
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Been a spell since y'all
and myself done caught up.
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Oh.
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I've had my hands full.
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Incidentally, this is Upstate New York,
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not Pickens County, Alabama.
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You are wearing a lot of
hats these days, Smoother...
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bunny hat,
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working for Sonny Shine hat,
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conspiring to kill the
very same Sonny Shine hat,
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gaslighting and programming
his pint-sized assassin hat.
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It's nothing that I can't handle.
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The plan is proceeding along perfectly.
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So you say.
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But I have my nagging doubts.
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This girl, it don't seem
much like she'd be ready
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to do what needs to be done, now, do it?
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She'll be ready.
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I have broken down everything
that she ever believed in.
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There's nothing left.
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Just a blank page waiting to be written.
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Mm-hmm.
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But I know when someone has
made a friend of death.
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And she...
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ain't done it.
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You trusted me for a reason,
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and I will not disappoint you.
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All I need is a little more ti...
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Would you stop that, please?
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Sorry.
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What the fuck was I thinking, Hap...
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trying to be some kind of normal dad,
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trying to stick to the
straight and narrow?
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How was me being back in their lives
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gonna end up any different?
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You tried to do good, Nick.
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That's what matters.
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No.
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Hap, that don't matter.
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I'm a virus.
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Everything I touch,
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everything anywhere near
me is bound to be infected
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sooner or later.
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Amanda...
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Hailey.
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I've lost everyone that
ever meant anything to me.
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You haven't lost me.
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What the hell you still
doing here, anyway?
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Shouldn't you be out rutting with a...
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lawn ornament?
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Yeah, I guess I deserve that.
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You're not the only one
who's had their head
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up their you-know-what lately.
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While you were trying so hard to change,
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I was doing everything I could not to.
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I lost sight of what's really important,
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what being an imaginary
friend is all about.
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We can't give up hope, Nick.
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I think I'm out of hope.
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Well, I got enough hope
for the both of us.
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- Goody.
- I'm gonna find help, Nick.
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- You do that.
- I'll be back, I promise.
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But first, I got to make
with the Jackrabbit Parole.
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What the...
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God, I want to turn you
into a chess piece.
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Oh, Sax.
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We're coming for you, asshole.
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- Uh, Nick?
- Yeah, asshole.
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Listen to me.
265
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,540
Get out of here.
266
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,580
Well, well, well, boys in blue.
267
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:09,800
What took you so long?
268
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,210
Nick Sax.
269
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:13,060
That's what's sewn into my underwear.
270
00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:16,040
- You used to be one of us.
- Yeah.
271
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,290
Yeah, look at you now.
272
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,890
Not to brag, but you
should see the other guys.
273
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,610
You put some of your ex-brothers
274
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:24,860
in the hospital last night, Sax.
275
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:25,870
Let me stop you right there.
276
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,990
I can't believe you guys
came all the way down here
277
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,780
just to recite a pretty speech,
278
00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,230
so why don't we just get down to it?
279
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,040
This is it?
280
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,870
It's not much, I know.
281
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,169
We weren't well off.
282
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:48,440
- I didn't mean...
- No, it's okay.
283
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:50,010
It's nice.
284
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,640
- Where is she?
- Just a minute.
285
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,880
No, no, no, it's okay, Mom.
286
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,360
Mama, mama, mama.
287
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,590
Hailey.
288
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,640
Meet Cheryl.
289
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:20,780
Hi.
290
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,350
Mama, this is, uh, Hailey.
291
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,920
She's gonna be staying
with us for a while.
292
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:26,370
Mal de ojo.
293
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,240
No, no, no. Tranquila, mama...
294
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,320
- Mal de ojo.
- Tranquila, por favor.
295
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,470
- Yeah.
- Mal de ojo.
296
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,520
Mama, mama.
297
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,120
Te amo, mama.
298
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,550
My biological mother died in childbirth.
299
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,490
My father met Cheryl.
300
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,680
She's the only mother I've ever known.
301
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,890
She seems so scared.
302
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,170
I'm sorry.
303
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:58,690
It's the first time, uh,
that she's seen me...
304
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,340
since...
305
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:06,740
To be honest, Hailey, um,
she's been through a lot.
306
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,310
We all have.
307
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,010
Because of him.
308
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,869
"Him"?
309
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,800
My...
310
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,190
Let me, uh, show you
to your room. Come on.
311
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:38,420
I know it's musty, but,
uh, you'll be safe here.
312
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,480
You're leaving?
313
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,870
There's something that I need to do.
314
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,040
I'll just be an hour, and
then we'll go for lunch.
315
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:48,520
You must be starving.
316
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,570
No.
317
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,890
You told me we'd make sure
318
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,050
Sonny Shine never hurt
anyone ever again.
319
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,100
You said you'd make
everything right again...
320
00:19:57,110 --> 00:20:00,060
for me, for my parents.
321
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:02,570
But you never told me how.
322
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,580
You need to trust me.
323
00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:08,150
But it'll never be right, not
until he's in jail forever.
324
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,339
How can we do that from here?
Why are we running away?
325
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,880
We are not running away.
326
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,050
A policeman told me a story once
327
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,260
about a child that was... taken.
328
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,610
They caught the man who did it,
329
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:32,740
and he was, quite simply, a monster.
330
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:33,890
You know the type.
331
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,010
The child's father came to
see the policeman one night,
332
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,449
and he was filled with rage.
333
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:43,110
He said, "I don't care about the laws.
334
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,370
"Just let me in that cell with
him alone for 20 minutes.
335
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:48,340
That's all I ask."
336
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,620
Do you know what the policeman said?
337
00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:59,290
He said, "The man in
that cell is a killer.
338
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,730
"He knows what violence means...
339
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:05,380
"what it feels like,
what he's capable of.
340
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,780
"He has made friends with death.
341
00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,560
"You haven't.
342
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,980
"If I let you in there alone with him...
343
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,350
you'll never come out."
344
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,590
I don't understand.
345
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,660
You'll get your revenge, Hailey.
346
00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:26,770
I promise.
347
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,050
If you're looking for your fuck-boy Sax,
348
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,700
you're a little late.
349
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,420
He's behind stripes.
350
00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:44,960
It's about time, if you ask me.
351
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,030
Not exactly news.
352
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,300
Half the department
ran code on that APB.
353
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,140
And he's not my fuck-boy.
354
00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaking of which, where's yours?
355
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,270
None of your beeswax, McCarthy.
356
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,470
Look, forget I asked.
357
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,970
You know, some people just
have a different idea
358
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,220
of what being a good partner means...
359
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:05,970
- if you know what I mean.
- I don't.
360
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,840
Some people think that they can have
361
00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:09,970
as many partners as they want
as long as they have a badge
362
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,250
and two X chromosomes...
363
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,820
Okay, that's more information
than I ever needed to know.
364
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,350
Oh, fine.
365
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,150
If you really must know,
366
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,040
Hubble and I ain't exactly
on speaking terms right now.
367
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,530
That's rough.
368
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,420
I mean, who's gonna finish
your sentences for you?
369
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,160
Oh, that's really funny.
370
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:31,570
You're a regular Tig Notaro, McCarthy.
371
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,750
Listen to me, I need to get to Sax.
372
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,870
Not gonna happen. I'm sorry.
373
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,010
Nick Sax was taken into custody
374
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,570
because he refused to cooperate...
375
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:42,660
You're a dirty girl, Ace.
376
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,440
You know, I'm dirty, too.
377
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:49,740
The whole department's dirty.
378
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:53,480
Doesn't mean we can't
throw each other a bone.
379
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:57,390
What, uh...
380
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,060
what... what kind of bone
are you talking about?
381
00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:04,410
I don't know how deep
in you are with Shine,
382
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:07,420
what you know, what you
don't want to know,
383
00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:09,370
but I'm willing to look the other way.
384
00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,070
Just get me Sax.
385
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,860
Oh, that kind of bone. Right.
386
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,020
All I'm saying is what's
good for the goose
387
00:23:16,030 --> 00:23:17,180
is good for the...
388
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:22,860
You know, geese in general.
389
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,940
You know, McCarthy,
390
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:28,470
getting you kicked off the force was...
391
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,220
Nothing personal.
392
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:32,960
I know.
393
00:23:32,970 --> 00:23:35,610
How about that bone?
394
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:39,970
I think I could, uh,
see what I could do.
395
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:41,272
_
396
00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,010
Listen.
397
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:10,290
Just a minute, now. Don't monkey around.
398
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,620
What if I told you I
was crazy about you?
399
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:14,990
Who said you were, and so what?
400
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,200
No, look, what I mean, Johnny...
401
00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:20,890
I really like you.
402
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,810
I really like you, too.
Should I trust you?
403
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:25,800
Maybe I'd be good for you.
404
00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:27,190
Now, wait a minute, I'm not...
405
00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:36,729
- Oh, my.
- You all right?
406
00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:38,210
Oh, I'm sorry...
407
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:50,350
- Simon.
- Hey, you.
408
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,760
I was hoping you'd call.
Is everything all right?
409
00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:55,010
What are you doing... I mean right now?
410
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,589
- Just catching up on...
- Great.
411
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,590
Fuck that.
412
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,760
I'm in this...
413
00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:02,450
Um...
414
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,570
I'm actually not quite sure what it is,
415
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,440
but I need you to get
over here right now
416
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:11,070
and get in me.
417
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,390
Can you do that?
418
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,160
Just finding a pencil.
419
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:17,680
Are you there?
420
00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:20,350
I need it now, motherfucker!
421
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,780
Amanda.
422
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,610
Boy, is someone gonna have
a tummy ache tomorrow.
423
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,520
"You scoundrel," I said.
424
00:26:28,530 --> 00:26:32,490
"Would you ask Kyôko
Kishida to do that?"
425
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,590
And then he said,
426
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,130
"I have no recollection
427
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:38,950
of Kyôko Kishida working in pasties."
428
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,359
Bebe!
429
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,279
Oh, look who it is.
430
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,150
My little whatchamacallit.
431
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,199
- Happy, remember?
- Well, of course I do.
432
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,159
You're the pool boy's little pal.
433
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,090
- Bebe, I need your help.
- Yes?
434
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,869
There's a lady inside, Amanda Hansen,
435
00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:55,270
and she's in a lot of trouble.
436
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,310
This is no place for
a nice, sweet mommy,
437
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,830
let alone one with a bun in the oven.
438
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,110
We've got to get her out of here.
439
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,450
Preggers, you say?
440
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:04,750
Oh, well, say no more, little poopsie.
441
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,460
Aunt Bebe can handle this.
442
00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:19,019
Well...
443
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:22,819
we are making ourselves
right at home, aren't we?
444
00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:24,990
Hi!
445
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,860
Oh, I'll be you are.
446
00:27:26,870 --> 00:27:29,520
Bebe, tell her Nick is in jail.
447
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,370
Tell her she's in terrible
danger being here.
448
00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:34,260
Tell her Sonny Shine is...
449
00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:36,660
I'm sure that I need no introduction,
450
00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:39,039
but I'm going to sock it to you anyway.
451
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,860
I'm Bebe DeBarge, and this is my house.
452
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:46,980
And that is my imported
strawberry daiquiri syrup
453
00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:48,580
that you're guzzling down.
454
00:27:48,590 --> 00:27:50,370
Hey!
455
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:52,020
I was drinking that.
456
00:27:52,030 --> 00:27:54,610
You were, and now you're not.
457
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:57,990
Listen to me, you little
gold-digging whore...
458
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,189
N-no, that's not what I said at all!
459
00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:02,030
Girl to girl...
460
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,990
It's not that I can't empathize.
461
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,859
I remember when it was me in your shoes.
462
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:11,780
I had just gotten off the
bus from some dusty nowhere
463
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:15,159
and trying to make my way up to the top
464
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,160
in the big city
465
00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,410
with nothing but my smarts, my talents,
466
00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:21,289
and my God-given sex appeal.
467
00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:26,390
I know your game because I
played it in spades, baby.
468
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,179
But my Sonny is off limits.
469
00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:33,930
So why don't you just pack up your act
470
00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,080
and take it somewhere else?
471
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,890
Lady...
472
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:42,590
I don't understand half
of what you just said.
473
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,190
But if you're trying
474
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,149
to get laid out on your dusty ass,
475
00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:52,159
you said it to the right bitch.
476
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,409
- No!
- Ladies.
477
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,000
You've met.
478
00:28:56,010 --> 00:28:57,579
How delightful.
479
00:28:57,580 --> 00:28:59,910
Well, hello, handsome.
480
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,280
He sure is.
481
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:06,840
Oh, Bebe, Bebe, my Bebe.
482
00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:09,790
Run along, now, Bebe.
483
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,080
The boys are getting lonely.
484
00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:15,200
- I'll take care of this.
- Mm.
485
00:29:24,170 --> 00:29:26,859
Look at you.
486
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:34,190
This blush of new life
487
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,820
so becomes you, Amanda.
488
00:29:36,830 --> 00:29:38,909
Keep talking.
489
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:42,430
I am...
490
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,660
amazed.
491
00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:47,340
Can this really be true?
492
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,879
I have lived for eons...
493
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,710
and yet there is still...
494
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,320
newness.
495
00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:00,670
Still moments of wonder.
496
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:15,480
Looks like it's time for us to go.
497
00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:25,650
- Uh, A-Amanda, I...
- Oh!
498
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,040
I thought I had the address wrong.
499
00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:30,040
It's you with the pretty eyes!
500
00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:33,299
Come with me, we're having a baby!
501
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,130
Wait, what?
502
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:38,099
- It... it can't be mine.
- Of course not, silly.
503
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:41,880
It doesn't matter. I'll stay with you.
504
00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:44,010
I've always dreamed of having a family.
505
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:46,500
We'll raise this baby together,
and I will love it like my own.
506
00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:48,460
We'll follow our blessed baby.
507
00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:50,360
Walk it like we talk it.
508
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:53,399
Who the fuck are you?
509
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,239
I don't particularly
appreciate your tone, friend.
510
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,380
Aw, he was nice.
511
00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:27,340
We're going to see the doctor now.
512
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,500
What's the matter with you, Sax?
513
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,109
Ain't you even gonna fight back?
514
00:31:37,110 --> 00:31:39,470
It's no fun if you're
just gonna lie there.
515
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,159
Yeah, at least pretend to be into this.
516
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,250
Well...
517
00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:48,430
sure, I mean, if it'll help.
518
00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:54,410
- Nick Sax.
- Is my table ready?
519
00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:57,340
Get the fuck out.
520
00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:00,910
You fucking loser.
521
00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,780
Oh, I guess it was only a matter of time
522
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,930
before you ended up on
this side of the bars,
523
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,059
huh, chief?
524
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,800
Got two options.
525
00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:13,500
We can do this the hard way...
526
00:32:13,510 --> 00:32:16,150
or we can do it the rock-hard way.
527
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,980
- Do you even need to ask?
- Well, not really.
528
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,070
Howdy, partner. Welcome
to Western Buffet.
529
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,429
We'd come here once a month...
530
00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:45,530
our big night out.
531
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:49,010
I used to look so forward to it.
532
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:51,599
You could have anything you wanted.
533
00:32:55,770 --> 00:32:57,180
Is it like you remember?
534
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:02,370
No, it's not the same.
535
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:06,250
Nothing stays the same.
536
00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:07,540
People change.
537
00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:16,040
Oh.
538
00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:17,410
The jukebox...
539
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:19,620
that was the best.
540
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,920
I-if you grow up in a town like this,
541
00:33:22,930 --> 00:33:25,179
sometimes music is all you have.
542
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,880
Sometimes when I can't sleep,
543
00:33:30,890 --> 00:33:34,280
I put on my headphones and
listen to music all night.
544
00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:38,540
It keeps you from thinking about...
545
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,060
things.
546
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:45,470
Y-your dad, was he really bad?
547
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:51,510
Uh, well...
548
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,900
let's just say I didn't have
to look outside the house
549
00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:57,300
to find monsters.
550
00:33:57,310 --> 00:34:00,040
Alcoholic, violent temper.
551
00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,000
Sounds familiar, I guess.
552
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:05,130
My dad would never hurt me.
553
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,710
Uh, Cheryl managed to
get us away from him.
554
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,750
If she hadn't done it...
555
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,980
he would have eventually killed us both.
556
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,060
Where did he go?
557
00:34:22,590 --> 00:34:24,609
Not far.
558
00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:31,749
Ah, I just had the silliest idea.
559
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,550
I don't know any of these songs.
560
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,580
They're all old.
561
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,980
This one.
562
00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:16,160
♪ Welcome to your life ♪
563
00:35:16,170 --> 00:35:20,290
♪ There's no turning back ♪
564
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:24,990
♪ Even while we sleep ♪
565
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,130
♪ We will find you ♪
566
00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:31,390
♪ Acting on your best behavior ♪
567
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,660
♪ Turn your back on Mother Nature ♪
568
00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:40,970
♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪
569
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,659
♪ Help me to decide ♪
570
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:53,110
♪ Help me make the most of freedom ♪
571
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,200
♪ And of pleasure ♪
572
00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:59,459
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
573
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:03,879
♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪
574
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,190
You're welcome.
575
00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:22,780
Do I want to know how you swung this?
576
00:36:22,790 --> 00:36:24,069
- Don't ask.
- Don't tell.
577
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:25,780
Look, Sax, I can't sugarcoat this.
578
00:36:25,790 --> 00:36:28,080
Since I last saw you things
have gone from weird to, like,
579
00:36:28,090 --> 00:36:29,319
super fucking weird.
580
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,910
Blue has escaped from
prison, only he isn't Blue.
581
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,730
He's gonna kill Sonny on live TV.
582
00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:35,440
Sounds great. I'll set my DVR.
583
00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:43,580
Just give me a moment. It's
gonna feel so much better.
584
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:49,360
Oh, yeah, like lancing a hemorrhoid.
585
00:36:49,370 --> 00:36:52,139
Now, where were we? Mer, look...
586
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:54,570
I can see that you've got
a nice, comfortable seat
587
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,349
on the observation car
of the crazy train,
588
00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:57,889
but I need you to stay here.
589
00:36:57,890 --> 00:36:59,040
Here.
590
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,440
And by here, I mean reality.
591
00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:01,809
I can't do this alone.
592
00:37:01,810 --> 00:37:03,610
Sax, this has been about
Sonny's Easter show
593
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:04,710
the entire time.
594
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,360
Mer, I don't give a shit omelet
595
00:37:06,370 --> 00:37:07,690
about Sonny's Easter show!
596
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,489
I care about one thing... my family.
597
00:37:09,490 --> 00:37:10,840
Yes, your family!
598
00:37:10,850 --> 00:37:11,989
They're all a part of this, too.
599
00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:13,670
- I don't know exactly...
- Nick!
600
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,950
Hold that thought. What?
601
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,980
Nick, I found Amanda.
I know where she is.
602
00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:18,020
We got to hurry, Nick.
603
00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:19,550
I-I mean, we really got to hurry!
604
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,420
Copy, hurry. Mer, I can't
tell you how I know this...
605
00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:22,430
- Amanda.
- Yeah.
606
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,740
I don't care how you
know. Let's go get her.
607
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:24,830
Great, and then we'll take care
608
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,480
of Sonny Shine's little
Easter show later.
609
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,290
Oh, don't worry about that.
I took care of it already.
610
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,350
- Oh, shit, my car, too?
- Yeah.
611
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,150
Wow, you must've been digging deep down
612
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,400
- in that thing.
- Oh, good God.
613
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:42,150
This is a great honor.
614
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,850
I've been providing quality programming
615
00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:48,150
for children of all ages on this network
616
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,569
for over a decade.
617
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:52,830
I've done more upfronts than Matt Lauer.
618
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,030
But to be called before
619
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,650
the esteemed Board of Directors
620
00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,490
on the eve of my greatest triumph,
621
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,110
all I can say is I've never felt
622
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,700
such a sense of family.
623
00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,850
- I've never felt...
- Shine.
624
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,870
We didn't call you here
to wish you good luck.
625
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,200
Your special's off.
626
00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,290
"Off"?
627
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:12,969
Canceled.
628
00:38:12,970 --> 00:38:14,470
But Easter's tomorrow.
629
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,820
That's correct.
630
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,950
The public has been
through a lot this year.
631
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,030
These Easter Bunny terrorist attacks
632
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,380
have cast a pall on the entire season.
633
00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:23,390
Then the events of this morning,
634
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,520
which were a terrible
shock to all of us.
635
00:38:26,530 --> 00:38:29,070
But this so-called "Eggtacular"...
636
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,569
Honestly, Shine,
637
00:38:30,570 --> 00:38:33,069
haven't the people suffered enough?
638
00:38:33,070 --> 00:38:36,360
I'm going to save Easter.
639
00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:40,329
Not this year and not on our network.
640
00:38:40,330 --> 00:38:43,930
I think Kap Gostynski
641
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:46,579
will have something to say about that.
642
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:48,370
Gostynski?
643
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:50,089
Didn't you hear?
644
00:38:50,090 --> 00:38:53,150
And this just in... shocking
footage has emerged
645
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,250
of famed TV executive Kap Gostynski
646
00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:58,550
appearing to cannibalize
his young nephew.
647
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,070
Warning to our audiences...
this footage will be graphic.
648
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,780
Is that you?
649
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,130
Hold my calls.
650
00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:11,220
I mean really disturbing footage.
651
00:39:11,230 --> 00:39:12,980
If I were Kap Gostynski,
652
00:39:12,990 --> 00:39:16,400
I would certainly think
about killing myself.
653
00:39:16,410 --> 00:39:17,460
Well, you know what?
654
00:39:17,470 --> 00:39:19,370
Why don't we show it one more time
655
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:21,400
for our viewers that
are just joining us?
656
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,450
Oh, shit.
657
00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:36,880
- ♪ Everybody wants... ♪
- Oh...
658
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:40,830
That was the most fun
I have had since...
659
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,120
What is it?
660
00:39:45,130 --> 00:39:47,880
Did you hear that?
661
00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:50,540
Listen.
662
00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:30,350
We've got to get him to a doctor.
663
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,110
It's him.
664
00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:51,360
Why did you bring me here?
665
00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:53,080
My mother lives in fear every day
666
00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,240
that he will come back to
finish what he started.
667
00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:57,930
I can't bear to see her this way.
668
00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:00,790
I've warned him, threatened him.
669
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,050
But now I'm gonna do what I
should have done years ago.
670
00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:06,790
When you left earlier, this
is what you were doing.
671
00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:12,020
Don't you see?
672
00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:14,900
I've spent my whole life
trying to find the courage
673
00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:16,720
to face this moment.
674
00:41:16,730 --> 00:41:19,500
He did things to us...
675
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:22,230
things that I cannot repeat,
676
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,740
things that I cannot bear to remember.
677
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,810
I was powerless, Hailey.
678
00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:32,020
But not anymore.
679
00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:35,560
If you can find the courage
to do what needs to be done,
680
00:41:35,570 --> 00:41:37,020
then so can I.
681
00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:40,130
You're my inspiration.
682
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:41,490
You're going to kill him.
683
00:41:43,150 --> 00:41:46,560
Sometimes bad people
684
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:47,820
need to die.
685
00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:49,730
But don't think of it as revenge.
686
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,220
Think of it as doing
what needs to be done
687
00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:54,710
because you are the only one
with the courage to do it.
688
00:41:55,830 --> 00:41:59,760
And when it's over, the world is more...
689
00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:00,860
correct.
690
00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:03,480
That's all.
691
00:42:03,490 --> 00:42:05,520
I've given him a drug.
692
00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:08,010
It'll deaden his nerves
so he won't feel a thing.
693
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:10,920
Shh, shh, shh. Try to relax.
694
00:42:10,930 --> 00:42:14,520
It will take you days to die.
695
00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:17,640
But all the while,
696
00:42:17,650 --> 00:42:19,940
your nerves will be vividly,
697
00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:23,420
exquisitely alive.
698
00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:27,100
You will feel...
699
00:42:27,110 --> 00:42:29,240
everything.
700
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:31,070
You can look away if you want to.
701
00:42:37,270 --> 00:42:38,560
It has to be this way
702
00:42:38,570 --> 00:42:41,090
because of everything you did.
703
00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:44,170
Do you understand?
704
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,500
Who are you?
705
00:42:56,350 --> 00:43:00,310
It'll be over soon.
706
00:43:17,210 --> 00:43:18,450
We're done here.
707
00:43:19,470 --> 00:43:21,950
We're going back to the city.
708
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,919
You needed to make a friend of death,
709
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,090
and now you have.
710
00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:29,880
You're ready.
711
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,330
Ready?
712
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:33,790
For what?
713
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:40,400
You're gonna do what your
father should have done...
714
00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:43,230
what I should have done.
715
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:47,520
You're gonna kill the one
who stole your childhood...
716
00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:50,410
your innocence.
717
00:43:52,810 --> 00:43:54,640
Sonny Shine.
718
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:03,660
Well, well, back at General.
719
00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:06,210
Yeah, I'm getting misty
just thinking about it.
720
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:08,950
Last time I was in that joint,
I had to shoot my way out.
721
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,280
Yeah, well, we might have to
shoot our way in this time.
722
00:44:13,290 --> 00:44:15,780
I love when you talk dirty to me.
723
00:44:15,790 --> 00:44:19,260
How could Amanda ever end up
in such an awful place, Nick?
724
00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:21,360
Consorting with the wrong
sort of people, Hap.
725
00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:24,090
We're gonna need to find another way in.
726
00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:27,580
No.
727
00:44:27,590 --> 00:44:28,930
I like this way.
728
00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:31,080
- Nick. Nick.
- What?
729
00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:32,760
They have Amanda in there.
730
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,980
It's better if they don't
know we're coming.
731
00:44:36,730 --> 00:44:38,080
Is it yours?
732
00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:39,580
She said she was getting
back into dating.
733
00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:42,000
Oh, for crying out loud, can we
just change the subject, please?
734
00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:43,740
I'm trying to focus on
the loss of human life
735
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:45,380
I'm about to inflict.
736
00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:48,280
Sorry.
737
00:44:48,290 --> 00:44:49,570
Jesus.
738
00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:52,930
Oh, shit, I forgot to
tell you the best part.
739
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,020
- N-Nick?
- Sockatoo.
740
00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:55,060
- Hey, Nick.
- You know, the Wishee...
741
00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:56,680
- the one we tried to cut open?
- Did you see something?
742
00:44:56,690 --> 00:44:58,580
Okay, all right, stop.
You know something?
743
00:44:58,590 --> 00:45:00,760
You've been interrupting an awful lot.
744
00:45:00,770 --> 00:45:01,960
I mean, if you got something to tell me,
745
00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:03,230
why don't you... holy shit!
746
00:45:11,930 --> 00:45:15,240
What the...
747
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,400
Uh-oh.
748
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Nick!
749
00:45:26,830 --> 00:45:28,620
Lady!
750
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,130
Lady, wake up!
751
00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:53,480
All right, sandwich lover.
752
00:46:11,550 --> 00:46:14,950
Look, Mer, it does have an asshole.
753
00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:28,860
Well...
754
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:32,080
that happened.
755
00:46:50,330 --> 00:46:52,839
Where is everybody?
756
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,080
Your little tramp is in the hospital.
757
00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:09,519
Oh!
758
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,290
Don't you want to see if
it's a boy or a girl?
759
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,270
Are you insane?
760
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,120
The seed of my loins...
761
00:47:18,130 --> 00:47:20,160
is my work,
762
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,110
my art,
763
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,970
my Eggtacular.
764
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:26,790
And it's kaput!
765
00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:30,750
Well, then what about this?
766
00:47:31,670 --> 00:47:33,459
You silly, silly woman.
767
00:47:35,670 --> 00:47:40,129
The baby inside Amanda
Hansen isn't mine.
768
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,560
What's going on? Why are they here?
769
00:47:47,570 --> 00:47:48,760
Heart rate's going through the roof.
770
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,189
We're gonna lose her.
771
00:47:51,190 --> 00:47:53,100
It's theirs.
772
00:47:55,980 --> 00:48:00,980
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