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Please listen to me.

Arts, science, sports

- And diet -diet?

We have a food culture ah

Oh, that's like going

-What else? -Ok

promise

-German -Ha ha Fifteen

Bochum has a student

xxx, born 1843

He was young, that is, 21 years old

Feileitier invented dishes

Really? I thought it was Frenchman

No, France is another dish twenty one

Male waiter commitment twenty two

Franco-German war broke out in 1770 twenty three

The man gave a recipe Fei Leici twenty four

After it

Called Fei Leici promise

incredible

I'd thought of it a little

Schmidt's something so delicious

It should be something abroad

The Ministry of Health Inspector

Oh my God

Which bastard took my car anyhow

Ok

With this, the car

This this this ......

Clearly point, you idiot

That night, a few hours ago

How do you think we go out like punks?

Going? But we empty-handed person

Well, really funny

-what? - You see ah

Maybe your hair was a girl got

She took your hair

Haha ...

You can not pull so tight ah

This is nothing of

Oh! When will cut good

Happy little thing, such a thing I always do

- I always own shears - Cut through it so long?

Maybe I can do when the barber

- Who are you cut too? - Snoopy

Oh! You have Snoop?

Yes ah, it is the only dog

You can use this dog shearing scissors to cut my hair?

Yes ah, I get clean

I do a set of

Man short hair cut will look very spirit

Do not worry, looks great

Anyway, so the

Oh! You can not tap

This is my first ah

What smell ah?

I'm very sorry

Renesas, I do not want this

It was not bad enough?

For both of us I put my hair cut

The money is for selling

The results you confused them to burn

Well, we do not have the money

I have some good stuff

-what? -appointment

Really?

Is a surprise, right?

I do not do anything to see the girls ah

Why not?

I look very strange ah

Short hair is for you ah

But little hair ah

And other hair grow out better than a few years

We only have ten minutes of time

ten minutes?

Then how to do ah?

Wear a hat

-hat? -Yes

- What style? - With a cool points

With a cool hat point will increase your attractiveness

Well, somehow

I gave it a good set up

However, Nicole ......

You should be very very careful job

Do not open it, okay?

Do you have a cigarette?

Ah, pumping up very soft ah

- The United States smoke it? -Do not

I was going to try this smoke

Ok!

Pumping up the taste really good, packaging is also beautiful

Is everything ready?

-Ok! -That's good

Our route already booked

You drove to that

Possession of a good key, then left

This is a critical moment

Is our last chance

Do not make me worry, this evening

I know

Be careful

Do you have a cigarette?

of course

Very soft

Pumping up and not be so hard

You know you made a mistake?

-I am sorry -How could this be?

-I am sorry - I put the address wrong

You completely wrong street

I have to say sorry

I made a mess of things

I do not want this child

- This sucks - Now that is useless

You can believe me this time

I have been engaged in these things

Every day I spend so much time on this broken thing

I have no time to take care of their own private affairs

It is to these parodies

I have no time to see my American girl

I do not know how long their own but also doing this kind of thing

I need someone to respect ah

-respect? - With respect for the people they go along

You can now put the correct address to me now

The correct address is

Ah, here is the correct address Drew this street, Fenma hotel

First a bar street

Bar the door you go along cellar

Then it is a hotel, you know?

phone

Come fight

-Hello! - Hello, Harvin

Oh, hello!

How you like over there?

Who do you handle my restaurant of trouble ah?

- Polar Bear - Polar bear?

- Too bad - why do you say that

- He's the best -I know

This is why I feel bad

-I do not understand - I did not call you

That you made a mistake

-what - I changed my mind

You do not need to do anything

I telephoned the owner gave me

He said he was not worried about this man

I do not want you to do wrong up

-what - It is not difficult

If you messed up

You and your little polar bear, there's suffered

Where, ah, where ah?

number

Leo, answer the phone ah

-Hello! - Shi Taifan ni?

-what? who are you? -who are you?

-who are you? - Where are you running to?

Hello? I am Zweig

Listen, I'm not Starrett Fanny

- You have the wrong - But I'm sure not wrong

Yes, but this is her old number

She changed the number of

Leo, you guys

- You do not hear clearly - You do not need to be so excited

I do not have very excited, but I'm at work

-Ok! - Is there anything

What you said

What is her new number is, I do not know

How I know, I do not know you

Okay

You do not know me, but I know who you are

- You are Leo, it must be

-Maybe -Maybe?

Ah, you finally broke up ah

I heard your grumpy thoroughly

Well, from now on I'm speaking slowly

You can not know my things

Well, but I know all the things you oh

is it? Then you said to listen

I know, like when you're having sex Always want to take control

Ah, what is it bad?

Leo

You must learn to recognize, Leo

Not all women are subject to your personality

Sex is not ...

To prove you're a man, you have to go slowly

Great

Ah, your brother seems not big enough Oh

Hello!

Leo! Are you still listening?

How can she tell you this

Come on, man, twisting your body right

Oh, no, do not be shy ah

You should be good to show yourself

Ha ha ha ......

Ha ha ha ......

Are you sure I take this hat suitable for you

So you do not see your hair down ah

Thank you

Hey, how about these two little girl?

Nonsense, they look not how we see

My secret weapon

How else ah?

Let me see, mom

I am not afraid, I'm just worried

I think the size of a man a woman would look very important

Men's sizes?

Yes ah, you know,

do not understand

Ah, ah little brother of size

The bigger the better, ah, the standard-sized where?

Considered how large, how small is considered small

Small small as to what extent, to what extent mighty

This much, it can not be less than the number of

The range in the end is what

The specific criteria for what

I would like to clearly know

A woman feel big, the other small but think

I am sorry to say

- Are you sure she'll come? -of course

How sure? I'm thinking……

If you saw her and her boyfriend together how to do

What I saw such a thing will not happen

Ok

You better listen up

You just look at her

Smoking a cigarette, with a sexy voice and she said

Are you interested to join me Find a place to be happy about it?

Ha ha…

I like how smoke ah?

Renesas, which are irrelevant ah

No, I mean, are you sure she is a girl?

What do you mean? - I am seriously

I heard a story A man with a beautiful woman

It is actually a man home

But just do not understand

How beautiful so beautiful it will be a man

When this kind of thing has happened

You will not run into the holding

Thank you

Ah, pumping up very soft ah

Your broken tape recorder in the end how ah

Is a question you have a broken tape

-let me see - Do not touch my stuff

I see how you can do

It just did

It is an antique

You have to respect the elderly

I see no use

I think she was not coming

How to say

what time is it?

I'm hungry

Do not look at me, I have no money

We really did not luck

I cut my hair a

It took years to stay out of

Then my favorite tapes were destroyed

The girl should be a good thing than ten

Now we who have no money

How there is nothing good thing

I do not know what misfortune will

Look

-what? - In the evening really began

Hello! To pack Davis smoke

So you do it?

Five marks

Thank you

I have never had such a thing ah

Get your money

Ha ha ha ......

Yay……

how so?

I would like to receive the line

- Leo, there is one thing -what?

Important thing is not the length, but how rough

Women value is not you can have more depth

Important can you let her have the pleasure

So rough is important Length is not so important

This trip

Crude?

how so?

Oh shit

Have a light? -Have

what happened?

There is no mistake

-Hello! - Leo!

How do you still out so late

Mom, how you hit me this number ah?

I played to your home, but could not get through, I'm worried about you

Do not worry, Mom

I've said many times before

I'm not a child

You are doing ah?

- In the exercise it? - Yes, mom

- Then you have to be careful - good, mom

I want to concentrate on exercise

You send me tomorrow to impose state right?

Shi Bang

I have no time to see it

But I have to hang up now

All right, Mom?

- I love you - I love you

Zuogehaomeng

I said I was at work ah

- Leo -what?

Oh ... I thought it was my mom

You've been in and your Mama phone

Just half an hour I've been calling you

- In the hotel you do? - Yes

- Really - But the hotel closed

Haha ...

Thank goodness

what do you mean?

I just got off the phone detective

He gave new instructions

In any case we can not kill that man,

Haha ...

Fortunately, the hotel closed, or else That guy would thrown in the streets of

So to say, we are really lucky

I'm sorry to let you run around so tonight

Okay now, where are you going all right

Go to the movies

Sometimes life really is a need to stimulate job ah point

To enjoy life now, see you later

You be careful

You see, how so?

Maybe too many cars on that line

I want to try to soak this little girl

It must be very interesting

She was drinking, it is easier to start with

She is also a people love to drink

I do not know

How you spoke to her, ah, I do not know

Difficult, with her overnight, but pieces of good things

Another cup

This is not everyone can do

Do not quite humiliating

Rest assured, certainly into

It is a little stimulation

I'll go ask her

Very lively tonight my house

You may want to clear ah

This is what ah

I sure do a set

Another cup

Hello, baby, I'm Hales

Leave me alone, Hales

What's bothering you?

I'm not in the mood

Do not worry, my darling

Mood can be cultivated

do not bother me

I feel great, I can teach you

Ha ha…

Now listen to me, you old things

I'll give you five minutes to leave the bar

If you can not do

Be careful what you left this shriveled balls

Hear no?

Great

one

two

Because of this very complex

Another cup

Then Calama

Native German

Knock Training

To standardize things a little German

To wine

Yes, it is a personal matter

People should be trained for the job

This will be strong in order to engage in any of the other arts

No other world languages

Like so clear and straightforward German

E.g……

Three parts can be re-form a new sentence

But it is apparent from the expression

Yes, you see how to say in English

Oh, this expression is not clear

The key thing is to let people understand

Germany is Europe's center ah

You see, now heat up the atmosphere of the bar

Beauty will certainly find

Look at it, that the leather, stereo, radar positioning

We will certainly soak into beauty

Attention

Hey, beautiful! Who are interested to play with it?

Come on, old-fashioned

Do not worry, it's still early

We have a night time

Hey, beautiful, happy about it

Come on you

Look to see some kind of woman

Skin, hands, fingers

Chest, buttocks, I have studied these

Note that these men should shut

So as not to leave the girl a bubble

Ha ha……

Excuse me, do a little silly

But I have not seen for a long time a beauty

Go home, kid

I still feel that things do not shun ah

Work?

What we will find people

If we are now in Japan

Guess what?

(Japanese)

It's just a matter of time

Hey, young man

I love your car

Upload me

You know, 50-year-old funk Green

The very wealthy

It does not work

Always has a lot of beautiful blonde

and then?

What do you think

Woman's chest is very important

This I do not care

Man's size it?

You know

We are talking about social issues ah

I do not want to talk about these problems vulgar

You look down on those it

At least this is a regular topic of little bars

Your life, my salary

You also want to do my job

I'd know something foreign point

You brag

I just know

You know ass

I just think

Woman ultimately long penis

Ha ha ha ...

not like this

Length is not important

Women value is how rough

Women do not value you can have more depth

Coarse enough to bring pleasure

That is crude degrees

The length does not matter

She says yes

Cups again

Give you a cigarette?

Thank you -No need to

Ah, very soft

Pumping up not so strong

-what happened? - Glasses good

This is why you go to the bar?

I only live a few hours

Ha ha……

Where is that idiot?

phone

Faster

Put your glasses gave me this Shaniao picked

Where now there is sunshine

Ok? I do not now what the sun

-Hello! -it's me

-Hello! - Let others pick

It is Detective

- Hey, boss - You have a lot of informants, right

Yes, boss

Well, my car up to now has not come yet

You know what that means, right

- No, I do not understand - Which means I was lucky

Shit lucky, you quickly give me to Ethan Seville

-what? - My hotel, you fool

Snapshots do what I say

Bye

Also, the guy is now useless

Kill him, the bear can kill

-Bear? - Polar Bear

You idiot

Lighter look good

Thank you, a gift

Send your wife?

No, my mother

what are you?

I was giving insecticidal

- Insecticide? -Correct

- What's the problem? -No

I just have not seen those in a bar room killing

Insecticidal who are doing?

Very common thing

To help people kill insecticide on the line

Ha ha…

It's that simple?

You can do these

what is your job?

I am a computer programmer

-Ah really? -Ok

I have done five programmers

-Ah really? -Yes

What is your specialty?

- I crack the code - Break the password?

-Ok! - This usually have to work together for the job

Few individual dry

Ha ha…

- You're right - Let's toast

- Chen Chen - Chen Chen is an authentic Japanese words oh

I will say something else

Then you wait and bar

- My name is Claus - My name is Petra

Petra, a good name

What is inside there?

No money?

No valuable

We have to take advantage of this stuff

Holding

To rob bakeries how?

what?

I read a story

Two people robbed a bakery

-why? -what why?

Why did I read that story Why rob or bakery

Why go rob a bakery?

I do not know, maybe because they were hungry

They may not really want to rob

They do not want money

Such penalties are mildly affected

Bakery also does not think there are robbers

Who really silly to grab bakery ah

We ah

Hey, it's just a story ah

It is a good idea ah

This is not an idea

Everything is very clear ah

You stole a car, and now we robbed

I? Obviously you stole the car ah

Who sat on it ah?

All night to stay on top of ah

Anyway, you have to do it together

- Help me, my buddy - No, you stop

Late, you do not have choice

- Stop, or I'll jump off -forget it

But we old folks, ah

Critical moment we can get together

I will give you a surprise

Ha ha ha ...

Beautiful women who will love us like this?

Will, we are men ah

I want something that is

Good clothes friends

Good car

There are a little charm

OK OK

But we are a pauper ah

-do you know? -I know

Just like the story like it

Yes, it hit a palm

Say something fun to do it

Said point of it

He said to me ah

I think your big ears

- Big ears? - Yes

Do not misunderstand

Your ear is very beautiful, very with you

-very nice - They look good?

Yes, ears and personality related

Big ears who have more character

You see my

I did you a big, I do not have character

Ha ha……

The problem is that this has not been scientifically verified

Ears will grow over time

Oh, you mean our ears will grow up

-Ok! -what!

Do you think yourself is a good character man?

-Do not - This is a surprise ah

Ah, ah, this nobody

Casual, bakery still living

Yeah, it folded back

In the end how?

Ask for directions?

This is really boring

Hey, how you drive

fool

what should we do?

Aberdeen glasses?

You idiot

what did you say?

Feel embarrassed

We own careless

never mind

Almost all of the bakeries are closed

We would also like to try it?

I do not understand, is it a bad car yet

You can not do a little something

Nicole how could this be like?

Impossible ah

Look at you fools doing a good thing, right

Oh, great

I think of it

It was too late

They still can not find a bakery business

and then

The story is written

They could not find the bakery business went home

Sleep a night of sleep

- Really? - Yes

The next morning, they feel a lot better

Because they realize that this is a very poor idea

Is this home

You know bakery, right?

This almost

You see how this kind of American burger?

- American burger? - American hamburger is not Bakery

No bakery up

Sometimes we have to compromise to live ah

bring it on

Drive to

It must have been a point of issue

That question what went wrong of it

I am a little scared ah

Holding

Why should I get?

I never opened fire ah

People always want to try Well

Be careful

Together we say we want to Hamburg

Put the mask pulled down, you know?

I do not have a mask ah

- So say -what?

- As I say ah - This is very dangerous ah

Renesas, as I say, do ah

We want to start from Hamburg

Then pull down the mask

But I still did not mask ah

Use your hat ah

How would that look ah?

How much we want to grab a hamburger ah?

- A person twenty? -OK

But now I'm not hungry, ah

Think about what to say and so will we

What points do you need?

Wake up, we should seriously work

I want forty cheeseburger

- Forty cheeseburger? -Yes

In this eat, or take away

band……

take away

What does this mean?

You can take these

- We do not want money - We just meat loaf

- Yes - Meat loaf?

Listen, we are hungry

We say, do not press on the shoot

After eight seconds

Well, not ah?

Mother polar bear

With a small polar bear

Two bears walk together in the Arctic Ocean ice

Go for a little polar bear stopped

Asked its mother

Mom, I really was a polar bear it?

Of course you are ah

Ah, all right

Two bears and move forward

Go for a while, then stopped Cubs

Asked again

Mom, you sure I was only polar bear it?

Yes, ah, you are only polar bear

Oh, all right

And move forward

Go for a while, then stopped Cubs

It asked Mom

Mom, you're really very very determined

I really only polar bear it?

Oh, yes, my child

You're a polar bear

Ok!

Why do I still feel cold?

Ha ha……

This is an old joke

- This is not funny - Do you have any joke?

More than you funny

Ok? -Ok

Ok

-what happened? -do not move

A nose

This is not a nose ah

I know more than you nose ah

I said this is not the nose

Well, you make a wish

After many long?

After four hours should

Near the end of the

Large bottles of Coke

trouble

There is enough bread

I can help you a little burger to eat

I do not like burgers

That to the point of fries

I do not like, too much salt the

Then I give you a little milk

I do not like, too much sugar a

At least, a little water to your right

I want mineral water

We will soon find it

Near the

Y'all sure you will not call the police?

Thank you - Bye

Call headquarters, where someone robbed

Grab the American hamburger shop

Hurry sent support

This is what you say she parking place

Yes

Green

There will repeat

Peter Pang Siji

Ha ha…

Well, I have a better

Than this okay?

Ha ha…

Much better

Ah, you heard mice and elephants story?

No

The story of the elephant go swimming?

Is such that

Elephant and mouse are good friends

They sleep in a bed

But it is difficult because a small house mice

Ha ha

Great

Where I say it?

They are good friends

Mouse and elephant

Right

Ah, they go swimming

This is a very good summer weather

The sun shines, but it is not very hot

This you have to know

Wind, but the wind is not

But it can blow up the leaves

Well, I know

I would say a little simple

They came to the pool

Then line up

Ok

They went to change clothes

But they are separate changing clothes

Previously, they are traded together

Then the elephant ...

Claus?

Hello!

How? -what

Is this a joke

Oh!

what?

I did not understand

Ah, it does not require understanding ah

Elephant is much ah

You can not take a bath in the bathtub mice

Can I kiss you?

Very soft

Tastes good

Not much time left, right

We still could not find her

Will be found, she was in the vicinity

Give me a cigarette

Well, but it is the last one of the

Really bad

She hiding gone in the end

We recognize that people's natural attributes

My worry in the end is how the beginning of ah

I have it straightened

How do you see?

I met a woman on the road

Her good character root

She bear all the household work

This is my favorite type

-What do you think? -Ok

As a rule it in bed

Woman to below

I told her why she was doing

-impossible - Really

This is two people living ah

This is love ah

That's it

To find such a woman

You simply a devil

I do not think so

I wonder what love is

What love can last forever

But it seems there is little of this phenomenon

This is a typical bar Aventure event ah

What does this mean?

Met you fancy you

Do you, forget you

I know a lot of this woman

I do not believe it

I just know

Shit

I know a woman like this is to be very courageous

courage?

Yes, that is the

Otherwise, the only move along the side parts

Like Turkey, like migrant workers

Turkish labor

-What happened to you? - I have to go

I'll be back

Ha ha.

Baby, I'm Fretz

Leave me alone, Fretz

You're bored of it

I'm not in the mood

-Give you -Thank you

Davis to pack tobacco

-sold out -Oh shit

Give you

-Thank you -you are welcome

The man gave me a pack of cigarettes

He is really a good man

Ha, you're here

I knew it was like this

Ah, he looks very slim

What Leo did ah

We also find that the box

Why are you standing there?

what

Naive boring

Here really bad

Are you crazy? This is my new shirt

You know how much money?

You put it dirty

I know what I'm doing

-what? - Threw a head for you

You do not find

To find the box must first find Leo

- Klaus -Ok

- I want to ask you something -Ok

They will not show yourself too much when people first met

Sometimes tell lies

But if the lie debunked

They will hate each other

Then how to do it?

I do not know why here

But you came

Do you like it?

Yes

It is yours, for you

Thank you

I have to tell you a little something

Ok

I gotta go to the bathroom a

Ha ha……

Petra, I would like to clarify a few points you

First, I do not call Claus

Second, there are now two men to kill me

Third, as I told you

I only have a few hours to live

I'm scared

I'm running out of time

You know what your problem is not it?

You're always there quackish

You bastard

Every time I see you

You have told me

We are unlikely

Fuck you

Alright alright……

I…

miss you…

miss you…

Crap

Now over

Your guy in what?

Oh, the pee

Ok

well

I do not like what you see

Petra

I have some things

Ok

Fulan Lin

Who?

American burger that girl, ah

I'm sure she told me interesting

How do you have this idea, you fool

In the bedroom, there is a double bed

I have been lying

People are so fantastic

But this is impossible

Think about what you do to her what it

Well, absolutely impossible

However, you can not limit my freedom of thought ah

Haha ...

Cheeseburger, ha ha

Ha ha ha ......

We are not sure who you are right

We will soon find her

Turning, hurry up

Come on

It was originally parked in the

Wait a minute, we put it on the outside

We pretend to own stay inside bar

This car is not none of our business

what

You do not feel ashamed?

We can only do so ah

-why? - You know how people's minds it?

Then how do we explain the inside of the burger ah?

The car owner will thank us

bring it on

Into it, Mr.

- No one -Yes

Hey, we're doing something

come

Hello there!

It sounds funny

However, we have not seen before

me too

Where the car?

On the outside, at the door

We go out

Do not look at me

Leo!

You go tell her right now

You love her, do not be afraid

Hmm

In the past, the past

We find that car

do not move - As we say, do

Put the gun down

Hearing the gun down

-Faster - Obedient girl

I counted three times, one, two

Good, good, good

really not bad

Be careful

Do not move, do not move

You put the gun

You put the gun down ......

This time you have a busy

You can go home

You kidding right

You gave it to me a pack of cigarettes

You first put down the gun ...

I am not wrong it

Also froze the doing

Leo

Are you doing it?

- Leo, what money? -what money

- That box is gone - What box?

You want to wait till it?

How has the taste of fish stocks?

OK OK

I do not know in the end how it is between you

But now is no time for such a

Y'all hurry

- Only a third of twenty seconds -OK

I do not scare you

Leo, very angry detective

We are now in the same boat

Say it

Wait a minute, wait a minute

This is how the same thing in the end

We all do not move

- Two minutes fifty seconds - Stand

Two minutes and 40 seconds

We are all calm down

Car bomb

what?

After the car bomb

There are two minutes to start up

Two minutes twenty seconds

-impossible - You are a fool when we ah

Is true, I do that a bomb

I put it in the back of the

How can it be

Only two minutes

Absolutely impossible

calm down

Leo, where is the box?

Fools who really have a bomb in the trunk

-do not move - A minute and thirty second of

do not move

Leo, do so - Go home

Y'all do not move

Hey, I said

First get excited

One point twenty seconds of the

Leo, come say

Really bomb

I swear in the name of my mother

We believe that it

Really interesting, two Shaniao

Ha ha ha ......

Do not move

Again, you just do not believe

- No one would believe - A minute ten seconds

Are you idiot doing a good thing

Now mess like this

What can we do now?

what to do?

I counted three times, or to shoot

You do try

I just dare ...

Only fifty seconds, and I take it out

Y'all do not move

calm down

-you - Stand still

do not move

I shoot

Do not

help me

Holding

are you cold?

Give me again

Polar bear story

I thought you did not like this story

I like it very much

The Netherlands and Norway as beautiful as it

Ah really

Ah, better is that you can Getting around

-is it -Yes

And then from the Netherlands

Go to France, everywhere around

We all know where the good scenery

Japan is also good

We have to do business

- What kind of business? - What will do ah

For example, open a newspaper

- There are better -fast food shop

- Yes - Or two with the opening

- Fast Food Daily -Correct

Then we call it fast food newspaper

Great

We must be very tasty burger

We have to try

Haha ......

Forty cheeseburger

Haha ......