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Football.
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It's been a touchy subject lately,
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but I'm pretty sure you
all know who I'm with.
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Oh, I stand with you, Kaep.
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But this?
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It's gonna take a full seven
months for me to get there.
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Regardless of all that,
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growing up, I loved playing football.
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It was always my dream that one day,
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I would have a son who would
follow in my footsteps.
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And that dream came true when
Jack came home and said this.
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I made the football team!
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Oh!
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- What?! You did?!
- Wh...
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Oh!
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Ohh!
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I finally have a real son!
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I finally have a real son!
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Wow! That was unbelievable!
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- Play that back.
- Yeah, we gotta see that again.
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He sees his man,
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and look how fast he
stops feeding that baby.
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Boy, he does not give a damn.
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No, sir.
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And can we just talk about
this guy's footwork?
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The way he accelerates through the gap,
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blowing right past whoever
that other kid is.
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- He does not love him as much.
- Mnh-mnh.
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And check this out.
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There's not one, not two,
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but three points of
contact with his son.
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I'll tell you what, that kid's
gonna feel that tomorrow.
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- And maybe for the rest of his life.
- Mm.
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Real son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
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You're looking at Valley
Glen Prep Middle School's
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newest punt returner, Jack
"Tiny Dancer" Johnson.
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Oh, we've got to celebrate!
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Finally got an athlete in the family!
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- Hey! I play soccer.
- Yeah.
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And I was captain of
the field hockey team.
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Must you always bring that up?
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Sweetheart, I had no idea
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that you were interested in football.
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- I mean, I love sports and I love dancing.
- Yeah. Hmm.
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So a sport with dancing?
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- Sign me up!
- Mm-hmm.
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- Also, I got you guys something.
- Oh, let's see.
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Oh, look!
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"Proud Parent of a Valley
Glen Prep Athlete."
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I can't wait to put this on my car.
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Wait, what happened to
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"My Benz is allergic
to bumper stickers"?
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You never put one on when I
was playing field hockey.
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I wasn't a proud parent, okay?
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Don't ask questions you
don't want the answers to.
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I knew the answer.
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I just wanted to hear you
say it with your face.
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Look, Dad, you're making
too big a deal of this.
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Even Mason made the team,
and he can't catch or run.
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But they said to play left guard,
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all you got to do is take up space.
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- I played left guard.
- Oh, boy.
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And I took up space.
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Do I love Mason?
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Maybe I should get two
bumper stickers for my car.
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- Why not three, playboy?
- Ha!
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Also, I need you to sign this
permission slip so I can play.
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- Alright, playboy.
- Oh!
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Oh, intercepted!
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Ahh!
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Do you mind, sweetheart, just
giving your dad and I a second?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Go put that on my bumper.
- Alright.
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The back bumper.
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Pa... Pass the ball!
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That's so exciting, huh?
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Football, football, right?
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Alright, sweetheart, yeah.
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I know you and Jack are really excited
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- about this, huh?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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There's no way he can play.
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- What?
- Dre, with everything that we know
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about CTE and concussions?
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This is all I ever dreamed
about as a father,
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so please don't take this away from me.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Dre, this is about your dream?
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Let me talk to you.
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Football isn't just a game.
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Alright?
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It's a way to get through life.
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And at one point in every man's life,
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there comes a time when
he gets knocked down.
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So I'm asking you right
here, right now...
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... when our son gets knocked down...
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what do you want him to do?
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I want him to get back up!
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I said, what do you want him to do?!
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I want him to get back up, sir!
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Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!
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Dre? Are you done?
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Yeah, I'm done.
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Jack and Diane get all
those life lessons
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from soccer.
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That is ridiculous,
because soccer is stupid.
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- Andre Johnson.
- Yes.
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He's not playing football.
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End of story.
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Clean this [BLEEP] up.
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Hey, Junior, I need a favor.
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Can you take me and Jalen
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to the Cheesecake Machine on Saturday?
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Are you asking me to chaperone
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your very first date with
your very first boyfriend?
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And you think I'm not gonna cry?
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Don't make me regret this.
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Look, Mom or Dad would make it weird,
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and I just want my first
date to be special.
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Is it too much to ask for a
little magic in my life?
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Ah! Well, if you're in
the mood for magic...
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No one is ever in the mood for magic.
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Hurtful.
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But I would be honored
to be your chaperone.
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Thank you.
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Just... please give us space.
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Okay.
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Is this much enough?
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- How about this much?
- Mnh-mnh.
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I'm good. Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Still got it.
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- I made you a green one...
- Guys, I need your help.
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Alright.
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Bow will not let Jack play football
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because she says it's too dangerous.
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- Ohh! Ohh!
- My God.
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What?! Football is too
dangerous? Really?
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What's next? She wants to take
away our elephant guns, too?
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Come on!
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No matter what I say, she won't budge.
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Okay, but if Jack doesn't
play football, Dre,
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how else is he gonna become a man?
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At least tell me that she's
gonna get him a prostitute.
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- What?
- I'm starting to feel like
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she's an unfit mother.
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Dre, if you decide to leave her,
I won't hold it against you.
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Let me know when you leave her.
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Just send me an e-mail or
text or something, huh?
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Look, she doesn't understand
how important this is.
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Football was the best
part of my childhood.
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- Hey.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah.
- Me too. Oh,
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- the crisp autumn mornings...
- Mm.
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- Yeah.
- ... the late-night practices...
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the way Cindy Demito just lifted
me to the top of the pyramid.
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Guys, look, I don't know how I'm
gonna get Bow over her fear
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of Jack getting a concussion.
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Eh, concussions get a bad rap.
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I got one skiing, and it's
had zero effect on me.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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So concussions aren't that bad?
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Eh, concussions get a bad rap.
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I got one skiing, and it
has had zero effect on me.
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There, there, little bear.
You're in a loop.
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Come on back. Come on back.
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There we go.
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- Listen, Dre.
- Hmm?
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Life is risky, huh?
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I mean, what are you gonna do,
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bubble-wrap Jack so he can
never do the thing he loves?
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- Come on!
- You know what?
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I am not.
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- Why should he give up something that I love...
- There you go.
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- I mean, he loves?
- Right, right, right.
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- Alright, because this is about him, not me.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
- Right?
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- You know what, I got this.
- There you go.
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Tell her!
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Eh, concussions get a bad rap.
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I got one skiing. It's
had zero effect on me.
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Okay. Alright.
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Yeah, you're done with that.
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Here we go, pumpkin.
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Stevens was right. Everything
comes with a risk.
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So I did a little research.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey!
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- What's up?
- Bad news.
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What happened?
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Diane can't play soccer anymore.
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Did she kick another teacher?
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Worse.
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Girls' soccer has the highest proportion
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of traumatic brain injuries.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Hmm.
- So no more girls' soccer.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Buh-bye, girl power
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- and self-esteem.
- Well...
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- What?
- You know, I can't believe
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that shin guards were
her only protection.
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- Well, I mean, it's j...
- In football, they wear shoulder pads...
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- Uh-huh. Okay...
- ... elbow pads, knee pads,
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tailbone pads, rib pads,
and a neck collar...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ... with a helmet
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designed by the ladies
in "Hidden Figures."
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What? They did everything.
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They're just that good.
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Okay.
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I see what you're doing here, Dre.
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What am I doing?
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You think you're smarter than me.
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Well...
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- So no soccer for Diane...
- Nope.
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... and no football for Jack.
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Huh.
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Well, you're gonna have to be the one
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to crush Jack's dream, Bow.
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Jack!
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- We need to talk football!
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah, we do.
- Oh, yeah, we do.
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Coach said I need to start
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- eating better.
- Okay.
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More protein, fruits, veggies,
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less candy shaped like food.
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I mean, you've got to put
premium in a Ferrari.
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Do you have a concussion already?
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What is happening to you?
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I'm just keeping my body
right and my mind tight.
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Now, can you quiz me
on European history?
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I need a 2.0 GPA if I'm going
to play in the game coming up.
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Okay.
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So, you're making a lot of changes
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'cause you want to play football.
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Well, I'm not doing it
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because I love myself or
I want to learn stuff.
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Uh-huh.
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So, isn't there something...
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you want to... tell Jack?
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Y-Yes.
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I would like to tell...
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you, Jack, that I am...
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so happy for you, sweetheart.
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And you can... try football.
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- Great!
- Yes!
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For a couple of weeks.
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Great!
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Because I've already forged
your signature on the slip
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and turned it in last Thursday.
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Okay, that's great.
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Ahh! Look at my football-playing son.
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Uh-huh! Working on his end zone dance!
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Gooooaaaaal!
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Wrong sport, son, but that's okay.
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We'll... We'll work on that.
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Ladies and gentlemen... Jack Johnson!
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Okay.
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Number 81 in the program, but
number 1 in your hearts.
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Oh!
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- That's an 18, buddy.
- Yes, it is.
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Oh. I was in the mirror.
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That's a bad one even for Jack.
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- Did you get hit in practice?
- Mnh-mnh.
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Follow my finger, please.
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Very good.
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Alphabet backwards.
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Um...
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A, B, C...
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- Boom!
- Oh, my God.
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- Still Jack.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yep.
- Alright, no need for concussion protocol.
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The boy didn't get hit!
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- Because I'm so quick.
- So quick.
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- Ha ha!
- Yeah! Low center of gravity.
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Oh! High escapability and
good hands, like hooves!
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- Oh!
- Oh, my...
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Like his Pops, not like you, Dre.
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Wow, Pops.
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I've never seen you take an interest
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in any of the kids' sports.
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It's football.
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Oh... Wo... Okay.
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- Ahh!
- He's right.
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- Babe.
- Yes?
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Today was the single
greatest day of my life.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Watching Jack on the football
field was incredible.
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Aww.
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And that wasn't even the best part.
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Hey, look out, look out!
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Oh! That's it! Move it,
son! There you go!
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That's my boy!
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Look out, look out, look out, look out!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, yeah!
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You know what? Jack
being good at football
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makes me like you more.
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Thank you, football.
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Are you...
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Are you crying?
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This game...
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has given me everything
I've ever wanted.
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I feel the same way!
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00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,398
- You know what I just realized?
- Hmm?
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00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,019
All those college football
games I've been watching,
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those kids are in college.
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I...
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I want to go to college.
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00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,534
W-What?
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00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,119
Mom, are you... are... are you crying?
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Touch it.
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- Yes, I am.
- Touch it.
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I'm crying, sweetheart.
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Oh, God.
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Thank you, football.
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Thank you.
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Eagles!
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Eagles!
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Alright, that's my son right there!
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That's my grandson!
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Go, Jack!
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Eagles, let's go!
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Looking good, Jack!
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Okay, you know what? I-I can't.
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I thought I could do this.
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- I can't. I can't.
- What?
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They are tiny, tiny little boys!
326
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,946
My womb is aching.
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- Okay.
- That's a sign. I got to go get a snack.
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00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,159
- Alright. Alright.
- Excuse me. Getting a snack. Sorry.
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Excuse me.
330
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,199
Hey, you're Jack's father.
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00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,209
Yeah.
332
00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,289
Yeah. Heard some great
things about your son.
333
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,800
Ah. Well, you know, I
couldn't be prouder.
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00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,519
Hey, if you're a shady
college recruiter,
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00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,750
Jack will go anywhere as long as
you buy his grandad a Cadillac.
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00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,759
I got it. Yeah.
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00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,109
He's not lying.
338
00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,841
Hey, which one's your kid?
339
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,219
Oh, my son's right here.
340
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,990
Oh. Well, why isn't he playing, man?
341
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,299
He... He's a tank.
342
00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,240
Oh, naw, I'll never let him play.
343
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,659
Yeah, me neither.
344
00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:26,729
What? Your kid's got weak legs?
345
00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,539
They weren't born with
the gift, like mine.
346
00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,299
Nah, football's just way too dangerous.
347
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,529
You got a future to think
about, don't you, bud?
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00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:36,859
Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
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00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,419
- Let's go, Eagles!
- Hey, Pops,
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00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,939
there's a lot of parents out here
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who aren't letting their kids play
352
00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:45,537
but enjoy the hell out of watching
other parents' kids play.
353
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,199
Seems like the only thing
you enjoy is talking.
354
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,660
Why don't you be quiet
so I can watch the game?
355
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,879
Okay. Alright. I'll watch the game.
356
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,370
Where's the girl with
the beer at, anyway?
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00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,499
Alright!
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00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,819
You two have fun.
359
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,800
I will stay out of your hair
but close if you need my help.
360
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,059
That is the chaperone's code!
361
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,299
Wow! The Cheesecake Machine is popping.
362
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,620
Good job getting a reservation.
363
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,560
Wait. We need a reservation?
364
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,399
You didn't make a reservation?
365
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,609
Hey, it's... it's fine.
366
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,939
No. Let your chaperone handle this.
367
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,237
Alright?
368
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,072
- Heeeeeey!
- Hi.
369
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,479
So, I've got some crazy kids
over there on their first date,
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00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,949
trying to create some magic.
371
00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,599
They need a table ASAP.
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00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,579
A nice one, with a view of the Sephora.
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00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,541
It's gonna be 90 minutes.
374
00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,209
Alright.
375
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,128
She said it's gonna be 90 minutes.
376
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,922
Luckily, I know a little hack
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00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,059
to get this buzzer to go off, alright?
378
00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:40,069
Jalen, spot me.
379
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:45,679
So, all you need to do is
pry the right spot and...
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00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,719
And we're getting it...
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00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,729
Ohh!
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00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,227
Nice job, chap'.
383
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,179
Okay, guys. You know... You know what?
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00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:55,170
I know another hack, and
that is called confidence.
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00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,600
I'm gonna get you seated.
386
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,699
- Hey.
- Hi.
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00:12:58,700 --> 00:12:59,730
It's me again.
388
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,071
I remember you.
389
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,619
Is there really nothing you
can do for these kids?
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00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,619
I mean, they gave you their hearts,
391
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,411
and you gave them this broken buzzer.
392
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,414
Sir, did you tamper with this?
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00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,832
Oh. Uh, no.
394
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,499
These buzzers are custom-made
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00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,830
at our Cheesecake Machine factory.
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00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,254
I'm sorry. Your whole party has to go.
397
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,219
Or... just hear me out.
398
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:23,469
You kick out this bozo and
you let us sit down, right?
399
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,409
You think I want to kick three
black kids out of here?
400
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,014
I'm gonna be on Instagram for this.
401
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,449
They're gonna call me Cheesecake Cathy.
402
00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:31,310
Hey, you can go viral.
403
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,749
No, not the good kind.
404
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,499
Not the good kind. You know that.
405
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,159
So, Jack is eating better...
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00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,089
- and his grades are up.
- Mm. Oh, good.
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00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:41,179
I mean, and now when he signs his name,
408
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,155
the "K" is facing in
the right direction.
409
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,450
But football... honestly,
I'm just gonna say this.
410
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,699
I, um...
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00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,110
I thought I could get on
board for watching this,
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00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,410
but I can't... I can't do it.
413
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,739
You want me to be your
eyes and ears for you?
414
00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:55,279
- Do it for me, Janine.
- You got it.
415
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,219
- I'm asking that of you. Please do it.
- You got it. Alright. Alright. Alright.
416
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,739
- They got the football, and they're running.
- Okay.
417
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,049
They're running. Oh!
418
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,709
- Oh, no! What happened?!
- That kid got hit really hard.
419
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,419
- No!
- Oh, my God. A helmet fell off.
420
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,879
- No!
- No, it's the way it fell off.
421
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,889
- It's funny.
- Who? Is it mine? Which one?
422
00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:06,899
- Whose?
- I can't tell who it is.
423
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,450
It's a kid with a teeny,
tiny, little body.
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00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,790
My kid has a teeny, tiny body.
425
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,589
Oh! That is not the way a leg goes.
426
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,799
- My kid has a leg!
- That is bad.
427
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,108
- My kid has a leg!
- N... No,
428
00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:16,819
Jack's on the bench drinking water!
429
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,940
I should've led with
that. Your kid's fine!
430
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,239
- Oh!
- Ohh!
431
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,939
Nice hit!
432
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,439
Glad that's not my kid.
433
00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:29,309
Uh-oh. What's happening?
434
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,499
Well, it appears Dad's
starting to see football
435
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,538
in a whole new light.
436
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,539
Come on, Eagles.
437
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,208
- Yeah!
- Oooooh!
438
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,709
He got jacked up!
439
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,919
Is he okay?
440
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,049
Oh, I doubt it.
441
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:42,089
Way to go, Eagles!
442
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,819
Um, I do not think that this is okay.
443
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,510
- This is not okay.
- No, no. No, no, no, no. It's okay.
444
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,829
- It's okay. It's okay. It's...
- Oh, God!
445
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,039
It's okay, right, Pops?
446
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,932
Yeah, it's alright. It's
football, ain't it?
447
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,309
- Uh-huh.
- Phew! That was close.
448
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,259
For a second there, I thought
these two lifelong fans
449
00:14:57,260 --> 00:15:00,449
were having doubts about
this very complicated sport.
450
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,499
Here we go. Here's
your son's big moment.
451
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,362
- What?
- You must be excited, huh?
452
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,759
- Oh, uh...
- Okay.
453
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,199
Yeah, that's one word for it.
454
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,209
Uh-oh.
455
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:10,799
Now that his son has taken the field,
456
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,239
- it's getting personal.
- Yeah.
457
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,149
Ooh, Dad does not seem psyched.
458
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,290
Yeah, even Granddad
knows this isn't cool,
459
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,199
and he bets on horse fights.
460
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,419
Their small son is set to receive.
461
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,329
And, boy, it is hitting them now.
462
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:26,301
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
463
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,369
Kick is up.
464
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,879
It is high and deep.
465
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,219
That's gonna give these defenders
466
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,539
plenty of time to get down
there and hit that little guy.
467
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,727
Mm.
468
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,521
He's got it! He's off!
469
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,039
Jack! Jack!
470
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,579
What the [BLEEP]?!
471
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:45,579
I can't... I can't
lose my only good son!
472
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,689
Wow. I've never seen that before.
473
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,992
Yeah, this is crazy!
474
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,819
We'll sort all this out after these ads
475
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,500
for jeans that make your
[BLEEP] look big. Oh.
476
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,769
You carried that boy off the field
477
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,769
like Whitney in "The Bodyguard."
478
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,320
- Your thigh okay?
- Yeah.
479
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,620
- Is it chafing?
- Uh, just a little bit.
480
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,819
Okay.
481
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:07,840
- Here.
- Okay.
482
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,799
- I need some ice, too.
- Ohh. There you go.
483
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,520
I didn't even complete my first play!
484
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,559
So, when did you suddenly change
your mind about football?
485
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,900
It's just... son...
486
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:20,749
I love football. Alright?
It's a great game.
487
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,959
But I just couldn't sit there
and watch people beat you up
488
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,099
for other people's
entertainment. It felt wrong.
489
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,820
Can I not play anymore?
490
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,939
I'm sorry, son.
491
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,179
But I'm finally great at something!
492
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,909
Everyone was yelling my name!
493
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,911
Dad, you were so proud of me.
494
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,454
I'm always proud of you.
495
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,789
Not football proud.
496
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,909
It...
497
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,320
You put my face on a sweatshirt.
498
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,340
Yes.
499
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,019
Do I even have to bring
up the bumper stickers?
500
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,085
Yeah, you'll never sell that car now.
501
00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,999
Jack, I'm proud of you for
so many other reasons.
502
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,560
You are an incredible kid.
503
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,879
And maybe I haven't been
loud about it in the past,
504
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,800
but I promise you this...
505
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,900
I will be football proud of you
506
00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,360
in whatever it is that you do.
507
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,560
This is so unfair.
508
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:06,309
Is he gonna hate me forever?
509
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,940
- Probably.
- Yeah.
510
00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:11,139
But all parents have to do
what's best for their kids,
511
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,779
and you're doing what's best, son.
512
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,859
- This is what's best.
- Hold on.
513
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,460
Yeah?
514
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,119
You're proud of me, Pops?
515
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,599
Yeah.
516
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,740
- Not football proud.
- Ohh.
517
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,419
I mean, seriously?
518
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,519
Heeeeeeey!
519
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,699
I've got a surprise for you!
520
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,540
Is it a new big brother?
521
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,229
I-I deserve that. I'm sorry.
522
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,329
Mm-hmm.
523
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,679
I was just trying to look out for you
524
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,140
because you're my little sister.
525
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,080
But I went about it in the wrong way.
526
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,009
Now, let me try and make it up to you.
527
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:51,236
Come on.
528
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,159
Hey.
529
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,999
I found a place with no wait.
530
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,667
Hey, Jalen.
531
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,729
This is...
532
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,229
magical.
533
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,029
How'd you do all this?
534
00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:12,980
Let's just say I've got the hook-up.
535
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,540
Is it Target?
536
00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:18,839
It's Target.
537
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,379
Unlike a certain restaurant,
538
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,460
their app hasn't banished me forever,
539
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,909
so I ordered a bunch of stuff
and picked it up that day.
540
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,449
I'll be back to check on you.
541
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,732
But not too often.
542
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,150
Thanks.
543
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,239
This is so nice.
544
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,919
Yeah. Worth the wait.
545
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,489
Finally a moment alone.
546
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,120
Hands to yourself, buster!
547
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,859
I'm sorry.
548
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:54,257
H-He's a narc.
549
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,509
So, after my talk with Jack,
550
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,940
I realized I was wrong.
551
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:01,891
There was another way he
could enjoy football.
552
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,279
See? Flag football.
553
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,819
It's just as exciting. It's just as fun.
554
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,389
- Goooooooal!
- Mnh!
555
00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,399
Owwwwww!
556
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,830
This is like vegan cheese, son.
557
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,259
I don't see the point.
558
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,799
I mean, I thought we had
something there for a minute.
559
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,729
I don't love you anymore.
560
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:20,299
Well...
561
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,269
it was fun while it lasted.
562
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,799
Andre Johnson. Dad.
563
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,459
H.U.!
564
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,019
Dr. Rainbow Johnson.
565
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,029
Doctor.
566
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,359
Brown undergrad,
567
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,229
USC Medical School.
568
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,359
Doctor.
569
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,829
I am a doctor.
570
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,599
Andre Johnson Jr.
571
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,839
Howard... briefly.
572
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,099
Jack Johnson.
573
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,469
Kick returner.
574
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,160
Clown College applicant.
575
00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:49,299
Earl Johnson.
576
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,979
University of None of
Your Damn Business!
577
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,110
Somebody better come and
get this thing off me.
578
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,600
I am not doing this.
579
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,060
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