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♪♪
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Dude! Are you okay?
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Tucker! I think that's her!
I think that's Elle!
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Oh my-- I thought you were
totally over Elle, man.
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At least that was the impression
I got last night
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when you were all,
"I'm totally over Elle."
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Yeah, well, that was until
she walked into my bar.
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Just wish there was a subtle way
I can get her attention.
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(glasses breaking)
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I don't know.
You think that's her?
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I know. Hey, Elle!
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Is your name Elle?
No? Okay.
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It's not her.
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Okay, you're right.
I guess I don't know
who I saw on the street
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six months ago.
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Maybe I am startin' to sound
like a crazy person.
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Maybe? Ben, this whole concept
of strangers falling in love
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and searching for each other
is ridiculous.
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Ben!
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Oh... my... god.
It's really you.
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Megan said she saw you here,
but I didn't believe her.
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Six... months, I waited
for you. I'm about
to get married
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across the street,
and this is when you decide
to show up?
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I gotta go.
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Who was that?
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I have no idea.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ It's amazing
how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change directions ♪
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You seriously don't know
who that was?
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Not a clue,
but whatever we did,
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I was apparently
very good at it.
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-Let's go.
-Wait. Where?
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Um, she just said
she's getting married
across the street, man.
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We'll-- We'll walk in,
we'll snag a program,
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and hopefully some dark corner
of your brain will remember
what you did to that girl.
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I don't know, man.
My brain's got an awful lot
of dark corners.
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Oh my god,
this ship is amazing.
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Twenty-four hours of activities
mixed with 24 hours of food?
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Am I dead?
Because this must be heaven.
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Twenty-four hours of salty,
sunny, delicious heaven.
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You know what else
this ship has?
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A chapel...
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ha, could be pretty romantic.
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Please, tell me you're joking,
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because that is so not happening
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while I look like this.
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Hah! Course I'm joking...
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(mouths)
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Hey, guys!
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I was just scoping out
your cabin
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before I leave.
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It turns out it's true
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what they say...
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it's much easier
to get drunk at sea.
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We're not at sea.
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Really? Because I'm shipwrecked.
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(laughs)
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Aye, aye, aye.
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Woo... well, hello, Captain.
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Mmm.
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Thank you again.
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I-- I can't believe you and Brad
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gave us a cruise.
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Well, if you consider
your poor legal skills
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the reason Brad's in prison,
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then you sort of
gave yourself this cruise.
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(three chimes)
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Aw... well, I guess
that means goodbye,
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Mrs. Wheeler.
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Or in nautical terms, shove off.
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I'll be right in.
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I'm just gonna walk Mom out.
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Hey, Mom,
can you keep a secret?
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Oh, sure I can.
Just ask your sister
in Phoenix.
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The next time you see me,
I'm gonna be a married man.
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-Riley and I
are going to elope.
-You're what?
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This cruise is gonna
be perfect.
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It's just gonna be us
and the open ocean,
all alone,
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and I'm gonna overwhelm her
with so much romance,
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she'll forget
why she keeps saying
"No, no, no,"
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and she'll finally
say "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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Ahh...
I'm sorry, it's just
so romantic.
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Danny... you're gonna
get married without me?
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But... you're my first born,
my baby.
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You were there
at my first wedding,
I should be there at yours.
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Well, you just can't be.
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And I need you to be happy
for me, Mom.
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-I love you.
-Oh, sweetie,
I love you, too.
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(sighs)
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Ex-- Excuse me...
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Is this the Aloha deck?
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I-- I'm looking for 37B.
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Oh, um... ha-ha.
Lemme see this.
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You know what?
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Here is the problem.
You are actually
on the Sayonara deck.
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Yeah, that's just two floors
down, take a left,
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a left, another left,
and there's two more lefts
and it's right there.
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No, wait, it's left there,
you'll see it.
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Uh, you'll see it.
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"Sayonara." Man,
I crack myself up.
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Oh... damn it!
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Sorry!
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Got it.
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I told the usher
that I was the groom's cousin
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Chester, and that I'd just
driven in from Poughkeepsie,
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where I have a summer job
working in a timber mill.
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I mean, the pay is decent
but the hours suck. (laughs)
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I may have given
too much detail.
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Her name's Annabelle,
but I don't know
any Annabelles.
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-Are you sure?
-A hundred percent.
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I always rhyme girls' names
so I don't forget them.
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Cassie, really sassy...
you know... Lauren,
kinda borin'.
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Suzanne, turned out to be a--
well, we don't need
to talk about Suzanne.
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But uh, yeah, no, uh,
no Annabelles.
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Yeah, man,
well, she sure seems
to know you.
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Which is why we should probably
get the hell--
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Be cool, be cool.
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(whispering) I know.
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Oh...my... god, I can't believe
you actually had the nerve
to show up.
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Hi. Tucker Dobbs.
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My associate here
can occasionally be described
as a horrible person,
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so any insight
you have into his actions
would be greatly appreciated.
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-What he's trying to say--
-You don't even know
who she is, do you?
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-Yeah, that.
-Hah! That's too bad,
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since you're apparently
soulmates, who happened
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to bump into each other
at a bar, on a train,
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and her favorite juice place
all in one day two years ago.
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At least that's the way
she's told it to me...
600 times.
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Dude, this is just like
you and Elle.
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This is nothing
like me and Elle.
Dude, let's get outta here.
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Oh! You're not going anywhere!
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The wedding was supposed
to start 20 minutes ago,
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but Annabelle refuses
to come out of the bridal suite.
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So... you're gonna go in there
and tell her the truth.
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You have no idea
who she is, and no feelings
for her, whatsoever.
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Oh, my morning after
speech. Gotcha.
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Danny! Hi...
where have you been?
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You missed the couples-only
skeet shooting showdown!
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I'm sorry, but I was busy
securing us a private lunch
on the back deck.
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It might not be a contest,
but... you already won my love.
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Oh god, I can't even
think about food right now.
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I've already hurled
three times today.
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That might have less to do
with being pregnant,
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and more to do
with the hot dog
eating contest...
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that I won.
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Well, maybe you should
go lie down.
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Or, even better,
we could go lie down together.
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I'm sorry,
there is no way I can even
think about lying down
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right now
when there is so much
for us to do.
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All right,
there is a ping pong trophy
with our name on it.
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No, seriously,
I put our name on it,
I am that confident.
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Oh... will you go
get our camera, I want
a picture of our big win.
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Not the picture I was hopin'
to be posin' for... but sure.
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Thank you.
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Of course
I am Edgar... Baldersnatch.
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Mm.
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You think I had it bad,
my dad's name was Mary.
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Mom? What are you doin' here?
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What? God, who are you?
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What year is it? Help!
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Mom, you can't
just fake memory loss
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every time you wanna
get outta somethin'.
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Uch! Fine!
I refuse to let you
and Riley get married
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without me.
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Well, there might not
be a wedding.
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Every time I try
to bring it up,
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she runs off
to another activity.
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All right. I will help you
convince Riley to marry you,
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but I want something
in return.
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An invite to the ceremony.
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Fine.
But I want something
in return, too.
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Help gettin' Riley
to marry me.
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Okay. You drive
a hard bargain,
but I'm in.
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(knocking on door)
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Go away.
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Hey, it's Ben.
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Oh, my god! You came for me!
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I knew you would!
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Well, at least one part of me
seems to remember you.
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And everyone said
I was crazy.
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Well, who's crazy now?
Not me!
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Because you're here!
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I am so sorry that I ever
doubted our connection.
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I should've
never stopped looking.
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Yeah, about that connection.
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How to put this delicately.
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I honestly have no memory
of you whatsoever.
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You have amnesia?
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Can this get any more romantic?
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No! (laughs)
No, n-- no, I-- I don't know
who you are.
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I don't remember seeing you,
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I've never spent even a second
thinking about you.
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What?
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No! That's-- That's not true.
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How else do you explain the fact
that you're standing here now?
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I'm easily led astray
and your maid of honor
is slightly terrifying?
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Oh my god!
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Oh my god, this cannot
be happening.
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I-- I obviously can't
marry Carlos now.
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Wait!
You're calling off the wedding
because of me?
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Of course because of you!
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And I don't care
if you remember me or not.
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You're here
on my wedding day.
It's clearly a sign.
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Hey, this Carlos,
he's not like a big guy,
is he?
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No! He's actually
quite small for a boxer.
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So... when are you gonna
see her again?
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Annabelle? How about never?
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Well, what if you guys
really do have a connection?
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I mean, she's got boobs
and a pulse, so yeah,
we've got a connection,
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but not a call-off-your-wedding
kinda connection.
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Who does that?
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You! You would do that!
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Let's just say
I actually believed
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in your-- your stupid,
she's-the-one soulmate
nonsense, okay?
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Maybe this whole Elle business
was just the universe
telling you
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that there really is someone
out there for you,
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and maybe that someone
is Annabelle.
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I don't know...
what do you think, Emma?
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Go out with her.
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Well, I suppose
since she called off
her wedding,
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she probably
doesn't have any plans tonight.
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Hey, don't forget to sign up
for the raffle. The winner
gets to drive the boat.
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Twenty bucks a ticket, huh?
No? Okay, all right.
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Mom! What are you doing?
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Brenda Wong,
cruise director,
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at your service.
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How is that gonna help
get Riley to marry me?
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Unless you stage
a wedding competition,
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she's not gonna show up.
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Wait. Should we stage
a wedding competition?
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Riley'll do anything to win.
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No, but what I can do
is alter the schedule
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to make sure
that you and Riley
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get some alone time together.
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For example...
lip sync battle
at 3:00,
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bah-bye!
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That's perfect...
now we just need to get her
in the marrying mood.
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I've already got you covered.
Show time.
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Excuse me...
is this chair taken?
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Well, I was thinkin'
about pushin' 'em together
to spread out, but...
242
00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:16,580
sure.
243
00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:21,120
Is this your first?
You and your husband
must be really excited.
244
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,920
Yeah, we are.
Uh, he's not
my husband... yet.
245
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,540
And if he continues
to blow me off
246
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:29,210
on this cruise, he'll be
someone else's husband.
247
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,710
Well, what are you waiting for?
248
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,960
It looks like
you're about to pop.
249
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,830
Not that it's
any of your business,
250
00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:38,830
but, uh... it's--
it's just not the right time.
251
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,830
I was in love
with a wonderful man once.
252
00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:44,460
George.
We were gonna get married,
253
00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:48,500
but it
was never "the right time"
for us, either.
254
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,830
Sadly, he never came back
from the war.
255
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,080
Why not?
256
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,830
Seriously?
257
00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:59,880
He died!
It was too late,
we waited too long.
258
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,210
You never know
what's gonna happen.
259
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:05,120
How much clearer
do I need to be?
260
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,880
Well, I just think,
if-- if you'd married George,
261
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,580
you would've
been a lonely widow, so...
262
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:12,000
you're really lucky
you dodged that bullet.
263
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,250
I'm sorry.
264
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,540
I-- I'm sure you ended up
meeting a great guy
265
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:19,000
you never
would've met otherwise.
266
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,080
Actually, I did.
267
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,250
I never would've met Harold,
the love of my life
268
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,710
and husband
for almost 40 years.
269
00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,670
See? So it all worked out.
270
00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:31,040
What a great story.
Have a nice day.
271
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:36,790
(scoffs)
Wow, Helen!
272
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,670
Way to stay on message.
273
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,670
Nobody gives a crap
about Harold!
274
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:44,750
I'm so sorry for your loss.
George sounded like
a great guy.
275
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,960
He was an ass.
276
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,580
Now how about
those drink tickets
I was promised?
277
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:50,830
No, I don't think so.
278
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,210
The deal was,
you got these
if you convinced her.
279
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,830
That wasn't... the deal!
280
00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,080
-That was the deal...
-No, it wasn't...
281
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,790
Yes, it was!
Were you even in Cats?
282
00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:00,790
-Give it to me!
-No! Just let go!
283
00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:03,830
Ohh! (screams, thuds)
284
00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:10,750
Wow. Right on top of Edgar.
285
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,790
I'm almost too good at this.
(laughs)
286
00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,040
I can't believe
this is really happening.
287
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,290
I know. Me neither.
288
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,250
I think we may actually
have a connection.
289
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,000
This is crazy, but...
maybe you were right.
290
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,960
This is all wrong.
291
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,210
Please tell me
you're talking
about the salmon.
292
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,210
No. This... everything.
293
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,750
I mean...
I literally feel nothing
for you whatsoever.
294
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,580
Oh, well, don't hold back.
295
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,210
I mean, you're not even
a doctor.
296
00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:44,500
Never said I was.
297
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,250
And you don't race motorcycles.
298
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,880
Where would you do that
in New York?
299
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,710
And I thought
you'd be funny.
300
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:53,080
I always pictured us
laughing till it hurts.
301
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,540
You didn't like my joke
about the fat guy?
302
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,210
I was actually quite offended.
303
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,170
Oh, my god,
everyone was right!
304
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,750
I built up a couple
of stupid coincidences
305
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,250
into this perfect relationship.
306
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,170
I never should've
called off my wedding!
307
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:09,170
Ben Wheeler,
you ruined my life!
308
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:18,210
Huh. Annabelle,
made her life a livin' hell.
309
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,120
Consider yourself remembered!
310
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,380
Only you could ruin it
with someone
311
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:28,040
who's been obsessed
with you for six months.
312
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,460
I just-- I feel
so bad for her.
313
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,620
Really? 'Cause I feel bad
for you, man.
314
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:37,040
You should really stop
taking my advice. I have not
been right once.
315
00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,880
You know what, Tucker?
You were right.
316
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,210
This whole business
was the universe
tryin' to tell me
317
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,080
that there is someone
out there for me.
318
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,670
But it's Elle,
not Annabelle.
319
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:50,120
And I know it now
more than ever.
320
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,120
Too bad
I had to ruin someone's life
just to learn that.
321
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,000
Seems like
a small price to pay.
322
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,210
-We have to help her.
-What?
323
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,330
Oh, no, man,
we already helped her realize
324
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:06,000
you're not right for her,
that-- that just seems
like a lotta helping in one day.
325
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,830
(knocking on door)
326
00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,040
Ma, you in there?
327
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,170
(knocking on door)
328
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,420
That's Captain Mom
to you, son.
329
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,580
Why are you wearing that?
330
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:21,710
Because the real captain
is terrible at strip poker.
331
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:24,290
-So were you
able to do it?
-Yep, you two will be
332
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,790
the only passengers
in tonight's dance contest.
333
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:30,790
Which is now being held
on the top deck...
underneath the stars.
334
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,290
Captain's orders.
335
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,580
That's perfect.
Thank you, Mom.
336
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,620
I just know
this is gonna be
337
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,500
the romantic kick
in the heart she needs.
338
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,790
We're gonna remember this night
for the rest of our lives.
339
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,000
There she is!
340
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,750
Oh, Baldersnatch!
341
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,000
That's the woman
who stole my cabin,
342
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000
and then she dropped
a lady on me!
343
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,920
There's the woman
that tried to kill me!
344
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,670
That is absurd!
345
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:58,920
And as your captain,
I order you to kill this woman!
346
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,460
Hey, could you keep it down?
I don't want Riley--
347
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,670
Hey, what is--
348
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,210
Mrs. Wheeler?
What are you doing here?
349
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,000
Surprise!
350
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,460
That's it, y'know,
just "Surprise."
351
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,960
She was tryin' to get you
to marry the big one.
352
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,290
Marry him?
What are you talking about?
353
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:22,710
You better lock him down.
I would... if I were
into white guys.
354
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:30,290
Look, Riley, this isn't at all
how I wanted you to find out
about this.
355
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,830
I just had this crazy idea
356
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:35,620
that if the moment
was just right, we could elope
on the cruise.
357
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,620
So... instead of spending time
with the woman you love,
358
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,460
you've
spent this entire trip
with your mother,
359
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,250
plotting to have a wedding
we've already discussed
360
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:45,120
we will have
after the baby is born.
361
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,290
It's too bad this cruise
doesn't have a competition
for ignoring your girlfriend,
362
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,830
'cause you would've
taken first place.
363
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:51,830
Riley...
364
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,790
I seriously cannot
thank you enough.
365
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:06,120
At least my obsession
turned out to be a sweet,
thoughtful guy.
366
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,670
Yeah, you really
don't get me at all.
367
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:09,710
So...
368
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:10,750
Not happening.
369
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,290
I can't believe
you were able to convince Carlos
370
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,040
to give me
a second chance.
371
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,080
Come on, you're
an amazing girl.
372
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,000
You ready to marry
the love of your life?
373
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,250
Well, I'm not sure
that really exists,
but... he's a good guy.
374
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,460
Okay, I'm ready.
You can signal the minister.
375
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:32,330
("Bridal March" playing)
376
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,170
Wait! Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, hold it!
377
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,210
(music stops)
378
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,960
Isn't he the one?
379
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,080
Your soulmate,
isn't that why
you're marrying him?
380
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,210
Y-- You just proved to me
the one doesn't exist.
381
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,540
But he's pretty great.
382
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,540
Let's go.
383
00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,080
("Bridal March" playing)
384
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,420
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold!
385
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,620
(music stops)
386
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,040
Pretty great?
My breakfast burrito
was pretty great.
387
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,120
Pretty great
shouldn't lead you
down the aisle.
388
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,120
Awesome, amazing,
can't live without you.
389
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,620
Those are the things
you should be feeling
390
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,670
about the person
you're gonna marry.
391
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,080
The way
you felt about Carlos
392
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,250
before you ever walked
into my bar.
393
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,920
You're right.
394
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,170
I totally get it.
395
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,830
Great! Let's do this!
396
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,830
("Bridal March" playing)
397
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:22,080
No, I don't feel
any of those things.
398
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,380
Thanks, Ben.
Can you tell Carlos
for me?
399
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,420
Bye!
400
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,170
Wait! Where are you going?
401
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:33,120
Riley: Well, maybe
if we'd been allowed to pack
before we got kicked off,
402
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,960
I wouldn't have forgotten
my keys.
403
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,330
I'll get the spare set
from the office.
404
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,170
Whoa.
405
00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,670
What is all this?
406
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,290
You kidding me?
I just said I didn't want
to get married.
407
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,670
This wasn't me, I swear.
408
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,380
Oh, yeah, okay,
there just miraculously
happens to be
409
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,460
a wedding set up
at the bar where we have
to come get our keys?
410
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,670
You are
honestly unbelievable.
411
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,880
-Riley--
-Seriously, stop trying
to marry me.
412
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,790
Don't worry. I'm done.
413
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,210
Forgive me for wantin'
to tell the world
414
00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,960
that I found
the most perfect girl,
415
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,080
and I wanna spend
the rest of my life with her.
416
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,080
See, I don't care
where it happens
417
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,960
or what you look like
when it happens.
418
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,290
I just want it to happen!
419
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,540
Because to me,
you're everything!
420
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,880
I'm so sorry
if that makes me
a terrible person.
421
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,210
Danny...
422
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,210
Riley?
Hey, what are
you doin' here?
423
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:18,790
Your mom stowed away
and got us kicked off
the cruise ship.
424
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,380
Ohh. I was wondering
why I had such a nice weekend.
425
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,120
Hey, any chance you wanna
help me clean up this wedding
426
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,540
I was tryin' to throw
for a girl I don't know?
427
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,670
Wait. This isn't for me?
428
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:31,880
Uhh, no, and I don't know
if anyone's ever told you this,
429
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,080
but you can be
a tad self-centered.
430
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,380
(elevator dings)
431
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,120
There you are!
432
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,880
-Hey, Mom.
-I've been calling you
for hours!
433
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,000
Are you okay?
434
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,540
I don't know. Riley and I
had a really big fight.
435
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:52,210
Oh, honey, well,
why don't we just go inside
and talk about it?
436
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,290
What is all this?
437
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:02,620
It's our wedding.
438
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,540
I've been putting this off
for all of the wrong reasons
439
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:12,500
when I should have been focused
on the one right reason...
440
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,880
that I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.
441
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,250
(sniffs)
So what do you say?
442
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,670
Will you marry me?
443
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,420
You sure?
444
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,710
I've never been more sure
about anything.
445
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,880
Shall we?
446
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:48,080
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
447
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,830
to celebrate the marriage
of Danny and Riley.
448
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,170
I'm sorry for gettin' you
into that whole mess
with Annabelle.
449
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,250
It's okay.
450
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,120
I'm goin' for drinks with Carlos
451
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,880
next week. He's gonna
teach me how to box.
452
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,210
At least that's what
I hope he's doing.
453
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,420
He kept saying, "I can't wait
to get you in the ring."
454
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,920
Well, good luck with that.
455
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,960
I'm off.
456
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,210
Hey, you end up gettin' a date
with Vikki?
457
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,670
Oh, no. New York is full
of weddings,
458
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,420
and weddings are full
of bridesmaids.
459
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:19,880
The math is on my side.
460
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,420
It's only a matter of time.
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