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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:09,542 You again? Really? 2 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,542 What? What could you possibly have been doing 3 00:00:11,542 --> 00:00:12,834 more important than watching the show last week? 4 00:00:12,834 --> 00:00:14,667 Here's what you missed. 5 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:16,792 Come on, Toto. 6 00:00:16,792 --> 00:00:19,834 Stop following me. 7 00:00:19,834 --> 00:00:22,375 We have the God-given right 8 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,041 to be who we are, 9 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:24,875 'cause God hates haters. 10 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:30,125 My friend found you a place. It's a family shelter. 11 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:32,750 They'll have a room for you in two days. 12 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:35,959 They can take us in two days? 13 00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:38,792 Oh, we've got the tarp if it rains again. 14 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:40,542 Why don't you just stay here for two nights? 15 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:41,417 Fiona, thank you. 16 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:43,291 The dude that fell off your roof? 17 00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:44,709 He's suing you? 18 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:45,959 "Plaintiff demands judgment against defendants 19 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:49,375 in the sum of $6 million"? 20 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:50,875 Motherfucker. 21 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:52,583 He murdered my mother. 22 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:54,917 They let my father out, I'm moving to Mexico. 23 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:57,208 It's too bad you are still... 24 00:00:57,208 --> 00:01:01,125 bitter prostitute slave working for poor people. 25 00:01:01,125 --> 00:01:02,709 If you weren't such a cunt, madam, 26 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:04,375 you might be able to marry well too. 27 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,250 Debbie! 28 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:09,333 Did you just get this pic from Kassidi? 29 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,166 I think they got hitched. 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:19,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 31 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:28,250 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 32 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:31,583 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 33 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:34,709 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 34 00:01:34,709 --> 00:01:38,083 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 35 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:42,417 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 36 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:44,917 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 37 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:47,000 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 38 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,750 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 39 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:02,750 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 40 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,875 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 41 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,208 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 42 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:13,542 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 43 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:15,959 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 44 00:02:15,959 --> 00:02:20,333 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 45 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,166 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 46 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:25,333 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 47 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,834 We're married now, silly. 48 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,834 I wanna have 100 baby Carls. 49 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:42,208 Sure, uh, but maybe I should finish school. 50 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,709 Kass. 51 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,166 Kass. Come on. 52 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:25,667 Hey, how long you been out here? 53 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,166 A while. 54 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:30,208 I'm sorry. I didn't want to bother you. 55 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:33,041 Sierra, wh-what is it? What's going on? 56 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,875 They let my dad out. 57 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:47,041 ♪ You remind me ♪ 58 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:49,750 ♪ Of a love I once had ♪ 59 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:56,041 ♪ Years ago, I thought ♪ 60 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:59,125 ♪ I'd never lose control ♪ 61 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:10,250 I just--I couldn't be there alone. 62 00:04:12,917 --> 00:04:13,917 Hey, it's all right, okay? 63 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,750 It's all right. 64 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:33,792 Mommy. 65 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,375 Morning. 66 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:04,458 - How's Debbie? - Says she's all right. 67 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:06,291 I'm gonna go pick her up at the hospital. 68 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:08,875 - That your lawsuit? - Yeah. Fuckers. 69 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,583 Morning, Liam. 70 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,458 Liam, you okay? 71 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:17,291 Well, Carl and Kassidi were banging all night, 72 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:19,000 so we didn't get any sleep. 73 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,667 Can't stop love. 74 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,625 Proud of my Carl for putting a ring on that one. 75 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:24,500 Little minx is loaded. 76 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,417 Morning. 77 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:28,709 - Morning. - Who the hell are you? 78 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:30,625 Lucas. 79 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:31,834 My mom is Sierra. 80 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:35,583 - What are you doing here? - My mom and me slept here. 81 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,834 What is that, Frank? 82 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:46,000 The final piece of my retirement plan. 83 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,625 Chicken livers? 84 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:52,166 And...my Social Security benefit package. 85 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:54,291 Mr., um... 86 00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:58,583 Jerome Wessels is retiring today. 87 00:05:58,583 --> 00:05:59,458 Who? 88 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:00,834 Uh, a guy that sat 89 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:03,250 next to me on the bus six years ago. 90 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:06,625 Between my T-shirt business 91 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:09,333 and a few monthly checks from Uncle Sam, 92 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:11,959 I should have a nice retirement, 93 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:14,041 so long as I get to live with 94 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,500 one of my loving children. 95 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,500 No. 96 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,041 I'd pitch in. 97 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:21,375 Laundry, general housekeeping, 98 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:24,041 like having a live-in maid who speaks English. 99 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:25,625 You should just die now, Frank, 100 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,667 save everyone a lot of trouble. 101 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:28,291 Mr. Wessels 102 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,709 will kick in his share. 103 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:32,417 So will, uh, 104 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,291 Jamie Ramirez 105 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:36,709 and Mr. Mark Wilcox. 106 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,458 Not a chance. 107 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:40,583 Seriously? I give you life 108 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:43,333 and you turn your back on me in my old age? 109 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,166 You're breaking the social contract, 110 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:47,291 the very purpose of family. 111 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:49,458 In Asian cultures, 112 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:51,375 the elders are revered. 113 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:54,208 That's a great idea. Move to Asia. 114 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:57,709 You're really stealing Social Security cards? 115 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,417 No, I just happened to find these 116 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:02,291 in a bag of liver in our freezer. 117 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,750 You really got married? 118 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:07,291 Well, she was freaking out about me going back to school. 119 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:09,750 So your solution was to marry her? 120 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,208 Things just kinda happened. 121 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:13,542 Morning, fam. 122 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:15,375 You're both idiots. 123 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:18,125 Fiona, can I get a ride to the church? 124 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,792 Sorry, Ian, I gotta go to the ER and pick up Debbie, 125 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:23,750 and then I gotta try to talk some sense into this asshole 126 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,709 in my apartment who's suing me. 127 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:27,834 Hey, what happened to Debbie? 128 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:29,083 She hurt her foot last night at work. 129 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:30,750 Says it's no big deal. 130 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,083 Good luck. 131 00:07:35,917 --> 00:07:38,625 Gracias, Señor Ramirez. 132 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,667 The trauma doc stabilized your toes, 133 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,667 but there's a good chance you're gonna lose them. 134 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:45,291 It's critical that you see a surgeon today. 135 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:47,000 Here's your referral. 136 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,083 They said they can squeeze you in this afternoon. 137 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,917 Sign here and here. 138 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,041 You'll need these when the local anesthetic wears off. 139 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:01,208 Twice a day as needed for pain. 140 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:04,291 And here, oh. 141 00:08:04,291 --> 00:08:06,250 I stole this from the lost and found. 142 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,959 One? 143 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:11,000 You want two, the hospital will charge you 120 bucks. 144 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:13,250 Thanks. 145 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,250 Hi. 146 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,792 - Hey. - You okay? 147 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,041 Yeah, sure. 148 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,166 This thing fell on my foot. 149 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,750 Does it hurt? 150 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,333 A little. Still pretty numb. 151 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:27,166 - Thanks for picking me up. - Yeah. 152 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,041 - Hey, good morning. - Yeah, morning. 153 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,417 Hey, you guys get something to eat? 154 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,583 - Yeah. - Yeah? 155 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:41,208 - Coffee. - Right. 156 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,625 Go get your stuff, okay? 157 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:45,333 Gotta drop you at day camp before work. 158 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:46,667 Okay. 159 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:54,166 I'm sorry for freaking out. 160 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,250 No, don't be. 161 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,792 You can always call me. 162 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,083 When I heard he got paroled, I... 163 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,125 I couldn't think straight. 164 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:07,709 I've never been able to get that night out of my mind. 165 00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:17,750 Yeah, you, uh... 166 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:20,250 never really told me what happened. 167 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:29,709 He came home... 168 00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:31,917 wasted almost every day. 169 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,709 That night, he found a towel on the bathroom floor 170 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,667 and started slapping her around. 171 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:41,458 Mom was screaming. 172 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,875 He told her to shut up, but... 173 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,417 she didn't. 174 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,375 So he punched her... 175 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,917 ...and kept punching her... 176 00:09:57,417 --> 00:10:00,583 ...until her face just... 177 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,417 ...blood and bones and hair. 178 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,875 You were there? 179 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:18,458 Me and Neil, yeah. 180 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:23,250 Told us if we ever said a word to anybody about it, 181 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,083 he'd fucking kill us both. 182 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,333 Took a blanket from Neil's bed... 183 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,333 ...wrapped Mom up... 184 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,959 ...and threw her in a dumpster. 185 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,291 Policewoman gave us Cokes. 186 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:49,125 We never got Cokes. 187 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:54,959 How old were you? 188 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,375 Ten. 189 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,959 We testified against him, 190 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,583 both of us. 191 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,333 And they just let him out. 192 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,375 Can you go to my apartment with me later 193 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:20,000 to pick up a few things? 194 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,458 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. 195 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:26,166 I'm sorry. 196 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,166 Dude, it's really him. 197 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,792 Hi. 198 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,667 Hey, Ian. Thank you so much. 199 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,500 This is Bic. He wants to help. 200 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,667 Hey. 201 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,041 What the hell is this? 202 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:43,000 Your life is no longer your own. 203 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,667 Please, my dad's trying to kidnap me! 204 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,667 He hired men to take me. Please! 205 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,875 Please, my dad's trying to kidnap me! 206 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,291 Be patient! We'll be opening soon! 207 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:05,250 Hello? Rodney? It's Fiona. 208 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,041 I know you're in there. 209 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,000 Rodney, Trina? 210 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,375 Let's just talk, please, like adults. 211 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:21,667 Open the door, please. I need to get my dog. 212 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,667 This is stupid. I was fair to you. 213 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,875 I let you stay in my apartment and you sue me? 214 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,208 Why am I the bad guy? 215 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,083 Hey. Rusty? 216 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,667 Have you guys been feeding him? Is there water in his bowl? 217 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,959 I will kill you with my bare fucking hands. 218 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,917 Okay. That's fair warning. 219 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:38,291 I am the owner. I have a right to enter these premises. 220 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,417 I'm coming in. 221 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,375 Are the locks changed? 222 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,208 This is my apartment. Hello! 223 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:51,208 Did you change the locks on my apartment? 224 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,083 What? 225 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,333 Oh. Sorry. Sure. 226 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,417 I'm coming right out. 227 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,583 There had better be water in his bowl. 228 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,583 - Hmm. - Is that bad? 229 00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:25,667 I mean, they're roofers, right? 230 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,000 You would think the one thing they'd know how to do 231 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 is not fall off. 232 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,458 - I am covered, right? - Uh-huh. 233 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:35,291 Minimum liability up to half a million. 234 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,667 Half a million? 235 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,792 They're suing me for six million. 236 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:40,834 People rarely get what they're asking for. 237 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:43,458 We settle almost all of these. 238 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,125 - Well, that's good, then. - Could be. 239 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,083 In any case, your contractor's on the hook for it. 240 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,000 We're gonna go after his insurance company. 241 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,709 You got the contractor's info? 242 00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:53,959 Uh, yeah, cell phone number. 243 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,667 That's all you've got? 244 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,500 Yeah. Why? 245 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,375 I don't think there's any skin left on my dick. 246 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,875 I just can't get enough of my husband. 247 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,166 I need more Carl. 248 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,208 I wanna know everything about you. 249 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,417 Remember when you said that you and Ian-- 250 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,709 you guys ran away from that foster home 251 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:23,667 and lived under the bridge? 252 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,083 Did that really happen? 253 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:26,667 Yeah. 254 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,667 - Show me. - What? 255 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,333 Your life. 256 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,750 Uh, where...where you lived under the bridge, 257 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,917 where you sold your drugs, 258 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,875 where that guy chased you with a hatchet. 259 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,417 I wanna see it all. 260 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,959 I mean, I am Mrs. Carl Gallagher now. 261 00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:43,125 I need to know the life you lived. 262 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:48,834 Come on. I'll rub lotion on your dick and we'll go. 263 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:52,041 We can't just keep attacking people doing these conversions. 264 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,834 We need to bring Ian's message directly to the disenfranchised, 265 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,667 wherever they are. 266 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,125 Oh, you're saying we should preach in gay nightclubs? 267 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,083 Why not, hmm? Nightclubs, street corners. 268 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,542 Ian, two big dudes just showed up. 269 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,709 They're trying to take one of the kids. 270 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:16,041 Hey! Hey! 271 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,875 Wait! Wait! 272 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,250 Stop! 273 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,041 What are you doing? 274 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,208 Look out! 275 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,208 - Now what? - Get down. 276 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,959 Everyone down. 277 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,166 He's out! 278 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,834 Hey, morning. 279 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:46,166 Hey, uh, why don't you go grab a broom? 280 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,542 - Morning. - Morning. 281 00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,792 Um... 282 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,041 hey, any sign of Xan's mom? 283 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,500 I'm giving my shit-bag half sister two more days. 284 00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,125 Well, she seems like a really good kid. 285 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,458 There's nothing wrong with the kid. 286 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,709 Just didn't sign up for one, you know? 287 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:09,250 Right. 288 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,792 Hey, um, Brad's delivering that Fatboy, 289 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,000 and, uh, I gotta run out somewhere at lunch. 290 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,083 - Can you cover? - You doing a meeting? 291 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,959 No. That, uh, friend of mine, you know, Sierra? 292 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,542 Well, her old man just got out of prison. 293 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,875 Her and her kid, they've been staying with me for a few days. 294 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,375 Told her I'd go by her place, 295 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,875 help her pick up a few things. 296 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,333 You and the fucking drama. 297 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,041 You gotta be kidding me, right? 298 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,542 So you think you can get your roof fixed for $500 299 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:44,625 from a guy that's got insurance? 300 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:45,875 - Come on. - You don't have insurance? 301 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,250 Hey, I do honest work, 302 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,917 and I pay my men exactly what I say I'm gonna pay 'em. 303 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,542 There's always some asshole 304 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,333 gaming the system, saying, "Oh, I'm hurt." 305 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,834 He's got pins in his ankle. 306 00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,875 I think it's fair to say that he's hurt. 307 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,709 He fell. Whose fault is that? 308 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,792 Fuck him. Let him sue me. 309 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,250 The only thing I own in this world is that truck. 310 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,750 He'll have to kill me to get it. 311 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,041 Wow. 312 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,834 This fucking place, huh? 313 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,375 I found it on Belarusian whore website. 314 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,750 More billionaires stay here than any other hotel in Chicago. 315 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,083 What are you doing? 316 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:28,583 Comparing my skills to those of Freelania. 317 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,750 These are my skills on this napkin, and these are hers. 318 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,917 There's nothing on that napkin. 319 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:33,917 Hmm, precisely. 320 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,792 She is sub-mental. 321 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,125 Not as attractive, not as charming. 322 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,959 Look at my ass. It's perfect. 323 00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,083 I would fuck my own ass. 324 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:44,250 She has flat ass of Filipino boy. 325 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:49,333 $28 for a vodka tonic? 326 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,959 $18 for a beer. 327 00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:51,792 You'd have to be a billionaire to catch a buzz. 328 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,458 Hey... 329 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,959 I think that guy at the end of the bar wants to talk. 330 00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,709 Bring him over. 331 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,542 - Hey, how you doing? - Hey. 332 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,333 We are having a little party upstairs. 333 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,208 Great, I'm Kevin Ball-- 334 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:14,959 We-we just need the chocolate one. 335 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,667 A thousand for the hour. 336 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,917 The chocolate... 337 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,625 V? That's my wife. 338 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,250 Fifteen hundred. Two thousand if it runs over. 339 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:29,125 Look, pal, my wife isn't-- $2,000? 340 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:33,417 Three thousand. 341 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:35,125 I mean, look, she's worth it, 342 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:35,792 but you should really meet the other one. 343 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,417 Crazy in bed, and... 344 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:39,041 she knows accounting. 345 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,291 Let me invite her over. 346 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,083 Hey, we're not hiring a bookkeeper. 347 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,834 Four grand for the black one. Final offer. 348 00:19:56,959 --> 00:20:00,166 So? Did you get her a date? Why didn't you invite him over? 349 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,917 They prefer you. 350 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,583 You explained we're married and Svet's single? 351 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,542 The guy offered me $4,000 for an hour with you. 352 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,750 Hmm. 353 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,625 - He thinks I'm a whore? - Of course. 354 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,625 No, it-it's just a misunderstanding, V. 355 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,667 - That's all. - Oh. 356 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,208 $4,000? 357 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,417 V... 358 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,083 No-- Look, I'm sorry, 359 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,959 but damn, that's a lot of money. 360 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,709 And it's not like the guy is ugly. 361 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,250 - V! - Good afternoon. 362 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,375 Oh, good afternoon. 363 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,208 - I am Aviv Ben Yellin. - I am Svetlana Yevgenivna. 364 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:34,083 These are my friends Veronica and Kevin Von Ball. 365 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,834 - Please, join us. - Thank you. 366 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,041 Regrettably, I can't accept your invitation. 367 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,375 I'm director of hotel security, 368 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:44,417 and it is my unfortunate duty to inform you 369 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:48,542 that the hotel has a strict "no prostitution" policy. 370 00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:50,041 We're not prostitutes. 371 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,875 No, no, no, they are, those whores at the bar. 372 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,166 Like you don't know. Please. 373 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,667 Let's go to the Ritz. 374 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,333 No. 375 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,709 No more. I think I know what to do. 376 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,583 I need to go humble myself before that slut Freelania 377 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,583 and see how she managed such a miracle. 378 00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,792 - Four thousand? - Dollars. 379 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:20,667 I can't believe that you lived down here. 380 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,083 It's like freakin' Mad Max. 381 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,875 Yeah, I remember this one time, 382 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,542 a guy tried to steal Ian's coat. 383 00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:30,000 We beat him with a can of tuna wrapped in a tube sock. 384 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,291 That's so hot. 385 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,709 Think it's over here. 386 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:37,834 Oh, my God, you lived there? 387 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:39,959 - Yeah. - I have to see it. 388 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,542 Hey! You okay? 389 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,959 Oh, hey, man. Sorry, didn't realize 390 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:48,458 someone was sleeping here. 391 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,291 Hello? 392 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:55,583 Is he dead? Is that a dead body? 393 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,083 Hey, come on, let's just get out of here. 394 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,000 I've gotta Snapchat this. 395 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,834 Uh, it's just a dead guy. Let's go. 396 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,291 - Roll him over. - What? 397 00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:04,250 So I can see the face of death. 398 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:04,959 Oh, Kassidi, come on. 399 00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:08,000 Carl, roll him over. 400 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,834 I'm gonna story the shit out of this. 401 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,291 ♪ Making my mark ♪ 402 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,083 ♪ Get it done, get it, get it ♪ 403 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,542 ♪ Working real hard ♪ 404 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:29,625 ♪ Till we done did it, did it ♪ 405 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:32,417 ♪ Breezing through the city like hello ♪ 406 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,125 ♪ Like nothing gonna stop me... ♪ 407 00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:36,125 The fuck? 408 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,000 ♪ Everybody want a little piece of the action ♪ 409 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,333 ♪ Try to show up ♪ 410 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,166 ♪ Let's talk, make it happen ♪ 411 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,959 ♪ Going all in 'cause I can't fail ♪ 412 00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:45,667 Number nine? 413 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:48,333 ♪ Don't you know the devil's in the details? ♪ 414 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:51,000 ♪ There's no question, no, there's no question... ♪ 415 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,500 Number nine? 416 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,667 ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 417 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,834 ♪ There's no question, no, there's no question... ♪ 418 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,542 Hi. 419 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:00,291 I'm retiring. 420 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:04,500 I'd like to start receiving my Social Security benefits. 421 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,375 Hmm. 422 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,000 I'm sorry, Mr. Wessels. 423 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,375 It says here you're already collecting your benefit. 424 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,709 What? How can that be? 425 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:19,583 Are you suggesting someone has stolen my identity, 426 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:20,875 committing fraud? 427 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,709 It's a possibility, yes. 428 00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:25,041 Oh, my God. 429 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,500 I'm number nine. Sorry. 430 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,875 I was in the bathroom. 431 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,709 Prostate, you know. 432 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,834 Size of a basketball. 433 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:33,709 Hi. I'd like to start my benefits. 434 00:23:41,041 --> 00:23:44,667 Um...Mr. Ramirez? 435 00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:46,959 It says here you're dead. 436 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,834 Uh, I'm-I'm number nine. 437 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,750 Hi. 438 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,417 Can you... 439 00:23:57,417 --> 00:24:00,250 tell me what my benefits would be 440 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:02,000 if I were to retire right now? 441 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,250 Of course. 442 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:12,667 Um, Mr. Gallagher, it says here 443 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:15,834 you only worked six weeks your entire life. 444 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:16,750 Well... 445 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:19,250 if you mean a "formal job," yes, but I... 446 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:22,125 I've had various enterprises 447 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:25,375 that contributed significantly to the economy. 448 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,625 Mm-hmm. 449 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,417 Well, as it stands, 450 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:31,500 this will be your monthly benefit. 451 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,125 Three dollars and 42 cents? 452 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,500 Gee. That's not a lot, is it? 453 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,792 - Sorry. - A guy works his whole life. 454 00:24:44,792 --> 00:24:47,500 ♪ No, there ain't no doubt I was born for this ♪ 455 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,959 How's the pain? 456 00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:50,583 It's starting to hurt a little. 457 00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:52,125 The trauma doc was inclined to amputate, 458 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,291 which may have been warranted. 459 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,000 All three toes are severely damaged, 460 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 crushed, for lack of a better word. 461 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:58,792 There's not enough blood circulating 462 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:01,041 to ensure they won't go necrotic. 463 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,834 - W-what does that mean? - Die. 464 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,709 And if your toes die, then you're talking gangrene, 465 00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,166 and next thing you know, you lose your leg. 466 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:08,834 But you can fix 'em, right? 467 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:09,667 Surgery's only part of the process. 468 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,750 You'll be off your feet for months, 469 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,458 and then at least year of physical therapy. 470 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:14,000 A year? 471 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,458 I-I can't-- 472 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,333 Well, what would the surgery cost? 473 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,250 It'll run you at least $50,000. 474 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,834 Holy shit. 475 00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:23,875 For three toes? 476 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:26,333 W-what happens if I can't afford the surgery? 477 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,709 - I just die? - No. We remove the toes, 478 00:25:27,709 --> 00:25:30,750 and then you're back on your feet in a couple of days. 479 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:31,792 Costs $6,000, $7,000. 480 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:35,959 You'll be a little wobbly at first. 481 00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:37,542 Need a special shoe. 482 00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:39,041 Let me know what you decide. 483 00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:46,959 Well, why is it so important for you to know 484 00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:47,875 what it's like to live on the street? 485 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,542 'Cause you grew up free. I grew up trapped 486 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:54,375 in an 8,000-square-foot suburban prison. 487 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:55,709 Cable fucking TV, 488 00:25:55,709 --> 00:25:56,583 cheerleading camp, cross country, 489 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,542 and Mom always ragging on me to study. 490 00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:00,417 And for what? So I could end up like them? 491 00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:03,500 I mean, they're miserable. Please. 492 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,709 Well, this is it. 493 00:26:06,709 --> 00:26:09,750 This is where my first shop was. 494 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,417 Selling crack? That is so cool. 495 00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:13,792 Yo, you gotta buy or walk. 496 00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,375 This is my corner. 497 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,041 I used to work this corner. 498 00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,542 Where's G-Dog? 499 00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,667 That's his brains right there... 500 00:26:20,667 --> 00:26:23,208 ...that dark spot. 501 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,750 Damn! 502 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,041 Shooter! Down! 503 00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:30,834 Get down! 504 00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,917 Oh, my God! 505 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:39,458 They shot at us! 506 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,458 This is epic! 507 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,458 - Hey. Ready? - Hey. 508 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,875 Yeah. I'm going on my break. 509 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,834 Thanks for coming with me. I-I know it's stupid, 510 00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:55,291 but I keep thinking he could be trying to find me. 511 00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:56,208 Right. 512 00:26:56,208 --> 00:27:00,625 Um... 513 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:02,709 ...why don't you tell me what you need from the apartment? 514 00:27:02,709 --> 00:27:04,875 I'll just go get it. 515 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:05,834 No, I can't let you do that. 516 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:09,041 Look, nothing's gonna happen, all right? 517 00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,000 It's not a big deal. 518 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,959 Look, y-you got a picture of him? 519 00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:14,709 You know, if I see him hanging around your place, 520 00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:16,250 we'll go to the cops 521 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:17,875 and get a restraining order or something. 522 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,291 Only photo I have is pretty old. 523 00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:24,792 Okay. 524 00:27:29,834 --> 00:27:30,667 Hey, they tell you where they paroled him to? 525 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:33,500 Some halfway house over on Seventh. 526 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,166 Okay. 527 00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:36,500 I'll make a list of stuff that I need from the apartment. 528 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:39,625 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cool. 529 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,125 Hey. What are you doing? 530 00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:53,458 Googling St. Croix. 531 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,542 - What's that? - Some island. 532 00:27:58,542 --> 00:28:00,125 I'm gonna go yachting there. 533 00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:02,000 Right. 534 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Hey, Google something for me, will ya? 535 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,083 Sure. 536 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,333 Google "do you need your toes?" 537 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:09,500 Please. 538 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:12,959 What do you plan to do with him? 539 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:15,250 We'll find someplace for him. 540 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,667 The father has a legal right to take his son. 541 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,166 - Uh-- - The kid's still a minor. 542 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:19,000 Just 'cause it's legal doesn't make it right. 543 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,667 Ian, I feel like part of my role here 544 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:23,041 is to make sure you understand 545 00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:24,625 the realities of what we're getting into. 546 00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:27,000 You--we are harboring 547 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,291 a runaway 14-year-old. 548 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:31,458 Legally, you have no standing as his protector or guardian. 549 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:32,875 Then who will protect him? 550 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,208 Are you saying we shouldn't be helping people 551 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,709 just 'cause it could be dangerous? 552 00:28:35,709 --> 00:28:37,667 'Cause if so, what the hell are we doing here? 553 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:40,375 It's not your place-- 554 00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:41,792 Blake's old man is here. 555 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,709 He wants to talk to you. 556 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:50,000 You think we're horrible for trying to kidnap our own child. 557 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,083 But we will do anything to save him. 558 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:55,709 So please, give him back to us so we can get him help. 559 00:28:57,458 --> 00:29:00,041 We're not bigots. 560 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,792 We love our son. 561 00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:04,041 We don't think Blake needs to be heterosexual 562 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,625 to be a good person. 563 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:08,166 But he's living on the streets, he's using drugs, 564 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:10,542 and I know that he's... 565 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,500 prostituting himself. 566 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,125 He's out of control. 567 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:16,750 We think-- 568 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:19,208 we believe he may be mentally ill. 569 00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:26,750 So you let them stay in your apartment? 570 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,208 - Well, yeah. - You shouldn't have done that. 571 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,792 Why? 572 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,333 Because that's an admission of responsibility. 573 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,792 But I-I didn't do anything wrong. 574 00:29:32,792 --> 00:29:36,083 Your contractor had no insurance. 575 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:38,959 You only have a half a million in liability. 576 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,417 S-so what's the worst case? 577 00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:43,792 You lose in court 578 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:46,583 and your insurance pays out 500,000. 579 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:49,750 That leaves you owing 5.5 million. 580 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,333 Other assets? Well, you sell your building. 581 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,291 You got about 50 grand in equity there. 582 00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,291 And, uh--and your family home is worth, 583 00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:59,792 um, I don't know, maybe 62? 584 00:29:59,792 --> 00:30:02,834 So that leaves you only owing this Rodney asshole 585 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:06,041 $5,388,000... 586 00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:07,333 forever. 587 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,083 The jury's gonna take one look at that man 588 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,709 and his starving family 589 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:11,875 and the slumlord bitch that ruined their lives 590 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:15,000 by hiring an unlicensed contractor, 591 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,583 and you're gonna be lucky if they don't put you in jail. 592 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,000 He spoils me, 593 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,125 but I deserve it. 594 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,959 He likes his little penis rubbed, and honestly, 595 00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:33,000 all he really cares about are my feet. 596 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,500 He can't stop buying me shoes. 597 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:38,291 Such a simple man. 598 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,417 Oh. Vera made this for me. 599 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:41,917 Mazel tov. 600 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,667 I must admit, 601 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:46,959 the greater part of the joy I feel 602 00:30:46,959 --> 00:30:49,500 is knowing how devastated you must be. 603 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,667 Humiliated. 604 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:54,333 I had imagined you humbled like this 605 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,500 so many times. 606 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,667 I was worried it would be anticlimactic. 607 00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:02,083 - It's not. - Freelania... 608 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,709 ...you have everything we have ever dreamed of. 609 00:31:06,709 --> 00:31:10,125 After all the tubs of hand lotion 610 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:12,000 and stained sheets, 611 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,375 thousands of Handi Wipes, 612 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,792 I am truly humbled by your success, 613 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,709 so I ask you to pity me and tell me how. 614 00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,542 How did you make this all happen? 615 00:31:21,542 --> 00:31:25,041 You mean how did these shoes happen? 616 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:26,083 Yes. 617 00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:27,709 How did this Gaultier gown, 618 00:31:27,709 --> 00:31:30,041 which I have never worn, happen? 619 00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:32,333 Uh-huh. 620 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:44,959 I would give it to you now that it's soiled, but... 621 00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:47,500 you're too fat to fit into it, 622 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,458 so I will throw it away instead. 623 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,875 Svetlana Yevgenivna, 624 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:57,875 you were born a whore. 625 00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,875 You will die a whore. 626 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:04,917 Mm. My caterer. 627 00:32:04,917 --> 00:32:06,917 Excuse me. 628 00:32:06,917 --> 00:32:07,667 Alain... 629 00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:10,333 Bonjour, Mon amour. 630 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,709 Ublyudok. 631 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,583 Hello, hello. 632 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,709 Hello, sweetie. 633 00:32:18,709 --> 00:32:21,250 Don't you look lovely... 634 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,750 today? 635 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,583 I'm headed for the club. 636 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,750 Don't forget dinner at The Grill. 637 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:29,792 I wanna show off my beautiful bride-to-be. 638 00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:31,166 Hmm. 639 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,208 Toodle-oo. 640 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:37,208 I'm going up the chimney. 641 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:44,792 I have investigated 642 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:47,458 every possible retirement scenario, 643 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,917 and they all lead to homelessness, 644 00:32:49,917 --> 00:32:51,542 hunger, 645 00:32:51,542 --> 00:32:53,542 despair, and decrepitude. 646 00:32:53,542 --> 00:32:56,250 How's that any different than how you live right now, Frank? 647 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,208 It's as if we think 648 00:32:57,208 --> 00:33:01,709 the elderly are irrelevant, disposable. 649 00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:03,417 My own children have said 650 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,667 they won't care for me in old age. 651 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:08,000 What does tell you about the decline 652 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,667 of Western civilization? 653 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:12,208 That you didn't raise any fools. 654 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,917 I believe that Alzheimer's 655 00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:19,125 is an evolutionary advantage that we've developed 656 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:22,750 so we won't have to be aware of the depth of misery 657 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,959 we face in our dotage. 658 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:26,917 And yet... 659 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:30,208 here I am... 660 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,000 ...as loose as the day I was born. 661 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Retirement is for rich people. 662 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,583 My old man was at GM for 40 years. 663 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,333 Six months short of retirement, 664 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,041 the pension fund went tits up. 665 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:44,125 Forty years and dick to show for it. 666 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:47,250 - But he got lucky. - How's that? 667 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,000 Well, he died on the line. 668 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Keeled over into the stamping machine. 669 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,875 Got pressed into a rear fender for a Buick Skylark. 670 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:56,792 Never even stopped the line. 671 00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,667 How's that lucky? 672 00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:01,667 Well, he didn't have to worry about retiring. 673 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,542 Ah... 674 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,291 Fucking A, this one's to the workingman. 675 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,917 Fucking A to the workingman. 676 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:24,917 Talked to your dad. 677 00:34:24,917 --> 00:34:26,709 Says you're using. 678 00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:29,667 Sometimes. 679 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:30,709 You're selling yourself? 680 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:36,583 You can't be living on the street. 681 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:38,250 It's dangerous. 682 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,041 I can't go home. 683 00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:42,583 When I came out, they lost it. 684 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:45,709 He says that they're okay with you being gay. 685 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:47,917 That's bullshit. 686 00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:49,959 They put me into therapy, 687 00:34:49,959 --> 00:34:51,709 three days a week. 688 00:34:51,709 --> 00:34:52,625 Started going to a church 689 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:55,125 where this asshole was always talking about 690 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:57,458 sodomy and God's will. 691 00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:02,166 They wanna lock me up with other kids 692 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,417 whose parents don't wanna deal with who their kids really are. 693 00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,792 He says your therapist thinks you may be mentally ill. 694 00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:15,417 They put me on these drugs, 695 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:16,208 knocked me on my ass. 696 00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,583 I couldn't even get out of bed. 697 00:35:22,834 --> 00:35:25,250 I couldn't get an erection. 698 00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,542 That's what they really want, 699 00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:30,667 so that I can't have sex with another boy, you know? 700 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:31,625 Ever. 701 00:35:36,792 --> 00:35:38,417 Well... 702 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:40,208 you can't stay here. 703 00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,291 We have to find someplace 704 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:44,917 where you can be safe, where you can be yourself. 705 00:35:44,917 --> 00:35:46,625 So you'll help me? 706 00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:56,083 This is it, first group home. 707 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:57,709 John McKimmey chased me around the basement 708 00:35:57,709 --> 00:35:59,750 with a hatchet on his birthday. 709 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:04,208 Carl? 710 00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,458 Benson? Hey, man. 711 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:07,792 Hey. 712 00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:09,709 This is my wife, Kassidi. This is Benson. 713 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,041 - We used to live here together. - Well, I still do. 714 00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:13,750 Oh, no shit. 715 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:14,875 Yeah, nobody ever claimed me. 716 00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:17,750 Oh, wow, I'm sorry, man. 717 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,208 How long have you lived here for? 718 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,917 My whole life. 719 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,458 My mom left me in a dumpster behind the Save-A-Lot 720 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,083 when I was a baby. 721 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,000 Heard you were in the army or some shit. 722 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,834 Yeah, I'm a cadet corporal 723 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:30,834 over at Millberry Military Academy. 724 00:36:30,834 --> 00:36:33,583 That's dope. Wow. 725 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:34,875 What are you doing back here? 726 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:38,750 I came home for the summer. 727 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,333 I go back in a week. 728 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,250 Man, you got it all figured out. 729 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,375 Well, I gotta get back before they put lunch away. 730 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,750 Snackables today. 731 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,667 I love those little cheese wedges. 732 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:48,875 - Well, later. - All right. 733 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:51,750 Hey, baby, wait! 734 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:52,917 - Kassidi! - I'm sick of all your shit! 735 00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:55,583 Kassidi, wait up! 736 00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:04,625 Frank, can I please go yachting 737 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:06,542 in the Caribbean with Dylan's family? 738 00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:08,041 Son... 739 00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:10,875 now is not the time to badger your father. 740 00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:12,583 I'm a little preoccupied with 741 00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:15,000 coming up with several hundred thousand dollars 742 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,875 so that my retirement 743 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:19,041 can have a modicum of-- 744 00:37:19,709 --> 00:37:21,875 Yachting? 745 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:28,458 I've always wanted to ride a Jet Ski. 746 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,542 Dylan said I could use the yellow one. 747 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:31,083 Did he? 748 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:33,417 Well, look at that. 749 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:36,458 You know, the Caribbean's far from here, 750 00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:39,041 past Florida, way down there. 751 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:41,375 They have their own jet, 752 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:44,166 so we can fly there and then yacht around. 753 00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:46,834 Wow, that's impressive. 754 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,417 What does Dylan's father do 755 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:50,917 that he has a yacht and a private plane? 756 00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:52,125 Finance. Dylan said I could do it someday 757 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:55,291 because I'm good at math. 758 00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:57,709 So you'd be gone, what, 759 00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:00,250 - a couple weeks? - Yeah. Can I go? 760 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,208 Yes, well... 761 00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:04,333 uh, fun or no fun, I am your father, 762 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:07,583 and I am responsible for your safety. 763 00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:09,250 I gotta meet his parents 764 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,458 before I'm going to give my permission. 765 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,917 I'm not just gonna turn you over to a stranger. 766 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:16,709 I mean, he could be a... 767 00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,375 drug lord... 768 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:19,083 or a congressman. 769 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:21,500 I'll text him right now. 770 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:28,458 Kassidi, don't! 771 00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:30,750 Kassidi, I love you! Come on! 772 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,125 Just forget about it, Carl! 773 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:34,625 Forget about me. Forget about us. 774 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:37,250 I'm going home. We'll just--we'll get a divorce. 775 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:40,333 I mean, what do you care? You're leaving me anyway. 776 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:43,291 Leave or die, fucker! Come on! 777 00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:45,625 I thought you would be okay with me 778 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,291 going back to school now 'cause we're married! 779 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:49,792 I will never be okay with being away from you, bae! 780 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:50,709 Never! 781 00:38:50,709 --> 00:38:53,542 Okay. 782 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:55,125 Okay. 783 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,041 I won't go. 784 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:59,000 I won't ever go back to school. I'll stay here with you. 785 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:04,000 No one is ever gonna love you as hard as I do, Carl Gallagher. 786 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,667 Remember that. 787 00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:07,500 No one. 788 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:12,000 I love you! I love you! I love you! 789 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,333 Frank, listen, I get it. 790 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,917 I was raised in Camden. 791 00:39:15,917 --> 00:39:17,333 My old man taught junior high. 792 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,834 We ate SpaghettiOs out of a can. 793 00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:22,417 Only way to eat SpaghettiOs! 794 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:25,500 I didn't have a TV in my room until I was 12. 795 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,542 So when Dylan told me he wanted to invite 796 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:30,417 one of the less fortunate kids from school, 797 00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:33,417 I told Carrie, "Hey, why not?" 798 00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:36,000 You'd be a great role model for him, Andrew. 799 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,041 Well, thanks, Frank. 800 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,125 And I'm sure you're a terrific dad. 801 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:42,458 Well... 802 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,041 Honestly, I'm surprised you wanted to meet. 803 00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,041 Most of these parents, they would've just 804 00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:48,041 shipped their kid off without a phone call. 805 00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:50,542 Doesn't sound very responsible, 806 00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:52,250 if you ask me. 807 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,583 That's a nice sword. 808 00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:57,041 Harumaki, early Edo. 809 00:39:57,041 --> 00:39:59,750 Paid nearly half a million for that outfit. 810 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:02,041 Those Samurai, 811 00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:03,750 tiny dudes. 812 00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:06,333 That helmet? Couldn't even fit on my dick. 813 00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:13,625 Andrew, I-I truly appreciate your generosity. 814 00:40:13,625 --> 00:40:15,709 Well, Frank, being poor isn't a sin. 815 00:40:15,709 --> 00:40:17,375 It just sucks, am I right? 816 00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:20,375 Suck it does. 817 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:23,792 That's a pretty cool cowboy. 818 00:40:23,792 --> 00:40:24,959 Looks so real. 819 00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:26,583 Remington. 820 00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:29,959 That son of a bitch ran me a million and a half. 821 00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:31,917 Stop. 822 00:40:31,917 --> 00:40:33,875 But you know what? Worth it. 823 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:37,500 That bastard's running all out. 824 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,917 I like it. 825 00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:41,125 I like to think of myself that way. 826 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:43,917 Instead of a pony, I ride the market, balls out. 827 00:40:43,917 --> 00:40:46,458 - Nobody's gonna give it to ya. - No, they will not. 828 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:49,291 You gotta reach out and take it. 829 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:51,709 No truer words were ever spoken. 830 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:54,834 Yippee-ki-yay. 831 00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:59,417 You're doing the right thing trying to suggest a compromise. 832 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,792 It's gonna be my final offer, I swear to God. 833 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,625 You could pump just enough carbon monoxide 834 00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:05,458 into the apartment to give 'em all brain damage. 835 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,458 What'll you do if they don't go for it? 836 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:09,125 I'll settle it, with a shotgun. 837 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:09,959 You don't wanna act in anger. 838 00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:11,959 'Cause if you gas 'em just right, 839 00:41:11,959 --> 00:41:13,542 then they'd all wander around like zombies 840 00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:14,917 and probably never even remember to go to court. 841 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:17,583 - Not helpful. - Christ, you're boring. 842 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:18,709 I hope our kid isn't as boring as you. 843 00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:24,291 Hi. 844 00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:28,583 Trina, let's talk. 845 00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:32,792 - Really? - Easy. 846 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:35,667 Don't let her get under your skin. 847 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,166 Come on, let's handle this like adults. 848 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:38,792 Drop the suit, 849 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:41,875 and you can live here rent-free for a year. 850 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,792 I'll even pay your hospital expenses. 851 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,041 That way, Rodney will have time to get back on his feet 852 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,625 and get a job. 853 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,917 That's fair, right? That's more than fair. 854 00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:52,542 I haven't done anything wrong. 855 00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:54,667 I'll even buy you groceries. 856 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,333 Hey. 857 00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:02,834 Down! 858 00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:03,417 Rusty? 859 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:06,250 Hey! Fuck all of you! 860 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,500 Give me my goddamn dog! 861 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,834 Rusty! 862 00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:12,667 They are going down. 863 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,333 Fuck! 864 00:42:36,709 --> 00:42:38,375 Hey, what's going on, man? 865 00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:39,709 - Hey. Hey, man. - Can I help you? 866 00:42:39,709 --> 00:42:41,709 Yeah, you, uh--you got a square? 867 00:42:41,709 --> 00:42:43,083 - Yeah. - Oh, thanks. 868 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:44,458 Mm-hmm. 869 00:42:44,458 --> 00:42:46,667 Oh, perfect. 870 00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,166 A light? 871 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,542 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 872 00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:54,417 Hey, you, um... 873 00:42:54,417 --> 00:42:56,375 you're Norman, right? 874 00:42:58,041 --> 00:42:59,041 Do I know you? 875 00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:01,125 No, I'm a friend of the family. 876 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,250 Fuck off. 877 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:07,750 Hey, um... 878 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,834 but is it--is it true that you like to beat women? 879 00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:16,917 You know, 'cause where I'm from, 880 00:43:16,917 --> 00:43:18,792 guys that beat woman, 881 00:43:18,792 --> 00:43:20,250 well, they're bitches, right, 882 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,291 so I guess what I'm asking is, 883 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:24,417 I mean, is that true? 884 00:43:24,417 --> 00:43:26,333 Are you a little bitch? 885 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:29,667 No, I mean, are you a little bitch woman beater-- 886 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,333 Fucking kill you, you motherfucker! 887 00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:43,333 Ah! 888 00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:47,083 You're a dead man, motherfucker! 889 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,583 Let go! 890 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,375 You're fucking dead! 891 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,458 I'll fucking kill you, you motherfucker! You hear me? 892 00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:54,583 You're a dead man, motherfucker! 893 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,291 A fucking dead man! 894 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:20,625 - How'd we do? - He swung first. 895 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:21,750 Oh, yeah? Let me see. 896 00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:28,166 All right. That's excellent. That's excellent, all right? 897 00:44:33,667 --> 00:44:36,041 Uh, yeah, I'd like to report an assault. 898 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,917 You hear that? 899 00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:42,625 Drop the lawsuit, I'll let you out. 900 00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:45,792 Or starve. Your choice. 901 00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:48,333 I feel like I'm finally getting to know the real Fiona. 902 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,875 Foghat? 903 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,417 It's a classic. 904 00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:58,500 It was either this or "Yellow Brick Road." 905 00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:07,542 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 906 00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:08,792 Here. 907 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:11,083 I've never been an accomplice before. 908 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:14,375 Enjoy the shit-filled toilets, you fuckers! 909 00:45:16,834 --> 00:45:19,875 ♪ 'Cause I'm a fool for the city ♪ 910 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:23,375 ♪ I'm a fool for the city... ♪ 911 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:50,417 Mom, that lady's stealing Sparkles! 912 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:56,166 Take him! 913 00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:57,166 - Take him! - I gotcha. 914 00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,583 ♪ I ain't no country boy... ♪ 915 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:04,500 Ha-ha-ha! Is this fun or what? 916 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:05,959 Ha-ha! 917 00:46:05,959 --> 00:46:06,875 ♪ I'm a fool for the city ♪ 918 00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:11,417 ♪ I'm a fool for the city ♪ 919 00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:13,250 ♪ I'm a fool for the city ♪ 920 00:46:14,917 --> 00:46:17,917 ♪ I'm a fool for the city ♪ 921 00:46:17,917 --> 00:46:20,917 ♪ I'm a fool for the city ♪ 922 00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:23,166 ♪ A crazy fool ♪ 923 00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:24,250 ♪ Fool for the city ♪ 924 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:27,959 ♪ I'm a fool for the city ♪ 925 00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:30,625 ♪ Fool for the city ♪ 926 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:33,917 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 927 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:37,458 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 928 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:44,041 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la... ♪ 929 00:46:51,333 --> 00:46:53,250 Whoa. 930 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:55,542 Okay, just how we practiced. 931 00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:57,834 Start with the little one. Cut at the joint. 932 00:46:57,834 --> 00:47:01,792 Once you start, do not stop until you cut off all three. 933 00:47:01,792 --> 00:47:03,500 Go wash your hands again. 934 00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:08,208 ♪ I know it's coming ♪ 935 00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:10,917 ♪ I can see it in your eyes now... ♪ 936 00:47:10,917 --> 00:47:13,125 Ugh. 937 00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:14,458 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 938 00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:16,208 Ugh. 939 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,000 ♪ ...no surprise now... ♪ 940 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:18,625 Okay. 941 00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:21,417 If I pass out, keep going. 942 00:47:21,417 --> 00:47:24,208 Do not forget to call 911. 943 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,333 Ow! Fuck! 944 00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:27,625 Ugh! 945 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,166 Mm! 946 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:30,917 Okay. Let's do this. 947 00:47:35,834 --> 00:47:36,375 ♪ I know you crave it... ♪ 948 00:47:37,667 --> 00:47:39,375 ♪ So what ya waiting for? ♪ 949 00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:41,667 Do it! 950 00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:44,291 ♪ So what ya, what ya ♪ 951 00:47:44,291 --> 00:47:45,917 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 952 00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:46,709 ♪ What ya waiting for... ♪ 953 00:47:46,709 --> 00:47:48,333 Shit! 954 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,792 Liam! 955 00:47:52,834 --> 00:47:54,375 ♪ What ya waiting for? ♪ 956 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:56,041 ♪ I got a feeling you'll be ready ♪ 957 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:59,208 ♪ When it goes down... ♪ 958 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:00,417 Oh, fuck me. 959 00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:04,208 ♪ 'Cause I got a fire and it never ever goes out... ♪ 960 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,875 Liam! 961 00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:08,208 I had a wonderful visit 962 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,959 with Dylan's father. 963 00:48:09,959 --> 00:48:12,625 ♪ There's only one way this can go ♪ 964 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:15,709 ♪ What ya waiting for? ♪ 965 00:48:15,709 --> 00:48:19,083 ♪ I know you like it ♪ 966 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:20,709 ♪ I know you do ♪ 967 00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:24,542 ♪ I know you crave it ♪ 968 00:48:24,542 --> 00:48:26,125 ♪ I know what you want, know what you want ♪ 969 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:27,542 ♪ So what ya waiting for? ♪ 970 00:48:27,542 --> 00:48:28,709 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 971 00:48:28,709 --> 00:48:31,083 ♪ So what ya, what ya ♪ 972 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,625 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 973 00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:34,083 ♪ What ya waiting for? ♪ 974 00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:35,750 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 975 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:38,041 ♪ So what ya, what ya ♪ 976 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:40,834 ♪ What ya waiting for? ♪ 977 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:42,083 ♪ Hey! ♪ 978 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:43,917 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 979 00:48:43,917 --> 00:48:46,500 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 980 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:04,125 ♪ So what ya waiting for? ♪ 981 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,917 ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ 982 00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:06,542 ♪ I know you like it ♪ 983 00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:11,583 ♪ Hey! ♪ 984 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:17,041 ♪ So what ya waiting for? ♪ 985 00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:19,125 ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ 986 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:20,625 ♪ I know you like it ♪ 987 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,834 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 988 00:49:22,834 --> 00:49:24,250 ♪ So what ya, what ya ♪ 989 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:25,333 ♪ La-la-la-la... ♪ 990 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:26,959 Smells like steak. 991 00:49:26,959 --> 00:49:28,709 ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 992 00:49:28,709 --> 00:49:30,458 ♪ So what ya, what ya ♪ 993 00:49:32,709 --> 00:49:34,125 ♪ What ya waiting for? ♪ 994 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:57,250 They're back. 995 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,250 They're never gonna give up. 996 00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,959 Get the kid. 997 00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:16,208 Hey. 998 00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:19,709 What? What is it? 999 00:50:19,709 --> 00:50:22,291 What? Mm. 1000 00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:24,542 - He's back in jail. - What? 1001 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:27,250 He got into a fight. They revoked his probation. 1002 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:28,834 Wow. 1003 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:33,834 What's that? 1004 00:50:33,834 --> 00:50:36,500 Uh, it's, uh, nothing. 1005 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,542 A wrench slipped at work. 1006 00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:41,542 Oh, baby... 1007 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:45,041 A wrench, huh? 1008 00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:46,750 Yeah, a wrench. 1009 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:15,083 Jesus, it looks like somebody sawed them off with a hacksaw. 1010 00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:16,709 Work accident. 1011 00:51:16,709 --> 00:51:19,208 A pipe fell down and cut 'em right off. 1012 00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:20,667 Did the pipe cauterize them too? 1013 00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:24,542 Could you please just stitch 'em up for me? 1014 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:26,917 I got welding school next week. 1015 00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:52,959 Son, please. 1016 00:51:52,959 --> 00:51:55,291 Blake, I'm only trying to help you. 1017 00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:57,458 I love you, son. 1018 00:51:57,458 --> 00:51:59,333 I'm-I'm doing this for your own good. 1019 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,417 My God's a faggot! 1020 00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:04,750 My God's a dyke. 1021 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:06,875 My God is trans, 1022 00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:09,959 a junkie, a whore! 1023 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 We will not be victims. 1024 00:52:43,709 --> 00:52:44,583 Jesus. 1025 00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:46,583 What do you got in there, a dead body? 1026 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:48,709 I do not believe she's dead yet. 1027 00:52:57,458 --> 00:53:02,834 ♪ We're livin' the dream ♪ 1028 00:53:43,696 --> 00:53:44,889 .srt Converted, Synced and Corrected by Dan4Jem, AD.I.MMXVIII 1028 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:51,863 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/5uxkk Help other users to choose the best subtitles 70680

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