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Come on, guys.
Let's go!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You all packed up, ready
for a little vacation?
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Okay, well, it's not a vacation.
It's a business trip.
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And you're sure it's a good idea
to bring the family, right?
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I think
it's a great idea.
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We're gonna be
in Florida anyway.
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Why not take in the
sights? Do it right.
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Okay, just remember it's
a business trip first.
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No, I am a dad first.
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And that's true.
You are a good dad.
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No, no, no. I'm a
great dad, all right?
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I always look out
for my kids.
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Dad, have you seen
my vitamins?
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You don't need that crap.
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Everything will be taken
care of by the sun.
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Does it all.
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Go. Hurry up.
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So, listen, Saturday, we're
hitting Disney World
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if you want to join us.
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Oh, that's sweet,
but I'm gonna pass.
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I'll be laying out
sipping on a piña colada
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from a coconut
bigger than my head.
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[ Chuckles ] Every coconut's
bigger than your head.
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What? I can't be the first
one to tell you this,
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but your head
is freakishly small.
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- You don't know this?
- What?
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Yes.
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Honestly,
if you didn't have hair,
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you'd look like
a tan thumb.
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Thank you.
Wha--
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You just know
what to say.
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I'm just throwing it out
there. You're bringing it up.
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Hey, Dad, I thought
we were getting
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spending money
for the trip.
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Yeah,
I gave you 40 bucks.
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What am I, Amish?
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N-- No.
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You're 15, all right?
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And you got to learn
to budget.
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Figure it out.
Come on.
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Hey, listen,
is Rootger coming?
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He seemed a little freaked
out about having to fly.
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Yeah, he was.
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I've never seen him
afraid of anything.
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He was all like, uh,
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[Foreign accent]
"Uh, maybe we could take bus,
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you know?
Drive only 24 hours."
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Okay, was that Rootger
or Dracula?
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'Cause that was, like, the
worst Dutch accent ever.
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I disagree.
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Okay.
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I'm so excited.
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A couple days in Florida,
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then off to Italy
for our honeymoon.
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Well, I don't see
my sunscreen,
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so when we get to Italy,
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I'm gonna be bright red
and peeling.
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So get ready for lots of
little flakes of dead skin
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floating all over you.
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Mm, you save that sexy talk
for our first night in Rome.
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Besides, I got you
a new sunscreen.
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It's right here.
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Okay,
you guys ready to go?
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SPF 75?!
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You know
it has to be 150.
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Anything below that
is milk.
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Well, then we can just get
some when we get there.
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Well, just slap
the 75 on twice.
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It's like two coats.
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No, it -- it doesn't
work like that.
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- Why not?
- We're not painting a fence.
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I'm here.
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I'm ready to go, and I'm no
longer afraid of flying.
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Oh, good for you, honey.
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There's nothing to fear.
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- It's irrational.
- It is.
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Yeah, the idea of being
trapped in a metal tube
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as it flies into the
side of a mountain
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will not enter my brain.
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Good for you.
Let's rock and roll!
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I lied.
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♪ I am not your ordinary guy ♪
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[ Indistinct P.A.
announcement ]
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Hey, guys, just make sure you
get your boarding passes out
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so when they call us, we're
all ready to go, okay?
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Why are we
in different rows?
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I booked last minute, so we're
kind of scattered around,
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all right?
Don't worry.
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We all land together.
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Unless, of course, the
plane breaks up midair,
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and then we're scattered
around the countryside.
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Just watch my stuff. I got to
go to the bathroom, all right?
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[ Sighs ]
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Hi. Welcome.
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Hi. I heard
your announcement
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about getting bumped up
to first class.
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I was wondering how I --
how I can do that?
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Oh, well, you can pay
the difference
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or use
frequent-flyer miles.
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Okay, well, I don't
have any of those.
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Well, unless it's
a special occasion
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or a medical emergency,
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there's not much
we can do.
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Wait. Didn't I hear
someone from your party
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talking about
a honeymoon?
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Was that you?
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Yes! Yes.
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Actually,
I just got married.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Scoffs ]
Congratulations!
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Thank you!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well,
is your husband here?
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My husband is
in the, um --
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in the -- in the bathroom
right now.
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He's got a condition.
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The doctors call it
"angry colon."
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Ooh!
[ Chuckles ]
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You know, let me see
what I can do for you.
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- Thank -- Oh!
- Sure.
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Thank you!
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- Ooh!
- Oh!
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- I'm -- I'm so sorry.
- No, I'm so sorry.
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- No, that was totally my fault.
- No!
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I was checking out
Cinnabon over there,
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and I-I-I just lost my
mind for a second there.
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[ Laughs ]
Sorry.
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Let me get this all set
for you.
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Well, thank you.
I mean, what a gentleman.
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Didn't know they had
any of those left.
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There's a few of us.
[ Chuckles ]
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You know what it is? We don't
like to make it about us, so...
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We just kind of hide
among the idiots.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Well,
you mentioned Cinnabon.
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Look, I-I just got back
from there.
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I got an extra.
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I -- Want one?
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Yeah, I-I'd like to,
but I'm, uh --
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I'm -- I'm -- I'm trying
to cut back, so...
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Why?
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I don't know.
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See? I miss the days where
men would just, like,
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eat whatever they wanted,
you know,
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instead of
looking in the mirror
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- and counting calories.
- Yeah.
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But you know --
I-I'm sorry.
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Are you, like, a vegan
or something?
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No! No!
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I don't even like the
sound of the word.
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"Vegan"!
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Oh, you know what, uh,
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I got to get going,
but, uh,
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maybe I'll see you on
the plane or something.
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- I'd like that.
- Okay. Great.
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- What?!
- C'mon!
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They are boarding
the plane.
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Yeah, they called
first class only.
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That's right, and mama
has a surprise for you.
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That girl was amazing.
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I mean,
we just hit it off.
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It was crazy.
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Okay, well, I wouldn't
get too attached.
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I'm not attached,
all right?
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She just said
I was a gentleman.
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She loves Cinnabon.
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She likes
that I eat meat.
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I mean --
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Yeah,
I'm pretty locked in.
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All right.
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These are our seats.
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Isn't this great?!
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- What?!
- Yes!
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I worked my magic to get us
bumped up to first class.
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Now, to get these seats,
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I kind of had to give the
impression that you and I --
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Oh!
Well, look who made it!
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- How are you?
- Hi.
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Yes. Yes, this is, uh,
my husband...
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- Mm-hmm... - who was indisposed
before, but now he is here.
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Uh, yes, about that,
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if you feel a little
emergency coming on
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and you need to move
closer to the restroom,
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just let us know.
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Okay.
Thanks.
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Honey, I had to tell Kristie
about your condition.
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My -- My condition?
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Yes, you know,
the angry colon thing.
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Angry... colon?
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My -- My colon is --
My colon's fine.
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- It's fine.
- Mm.
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Is it, though?
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Okay, I got us
some treats. Mm!
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- I got cheese sticks, a
Twix bar... - Mm-hmm.
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...and a very expensive
bag of airport grapes.
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Mmm! Yay, a little picnic
in the sky!
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Hey, uh, sorry about
getting upset
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about the sunscreen.
I'm -- I'm --
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No, no, no, my bad for
getting the wrong kind.
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But you know what,
that doesn't matter
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because we are...
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- going on our honeymoon!
- Going on our honeymoon!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Uh, excuse me.
I believe that's me.
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Oh! Uh, actually,
today is your lucky day.
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My wife and I are going
on our honeymoon,
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so I will take the middle,
and you can enjoy
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all the extra leg room
in the aisle.
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Nah, I'm good.
I like the middle.
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Excuse me.
That's my seat.
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I meet this great girl,
and now I got to pretend
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- to be married to you...
- Okay.
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...with an angry colon?
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I just wanted
to be realistic,
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so I came up
with something.
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- Realistic?
- Yes.
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So, tell me everything.
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How did you two meet?
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I'm a neurosurgeon.
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- Wow!
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Honey.
- No.
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You don't have
to tell her that.
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No, actually I-I-I do.
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See, s-she was
a patient of mine,
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and I-I-I fixed her.
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She came
with a scrambled brain,
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and I got it --
I got it --
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I got it working again.
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Oh. Yeah, it wasn't
easy, either...
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[ Clears throat ] ...'cause
I got big hands,
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and as you can see,
her --
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her head's
kind of smallish.
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Okay.
All right.
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But I -- But I got it.
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Guys, that is
an incredible story.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and that's
pretty much it. So...
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Okay, well, these are
our signature cocktails.
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Oh! Thank you.
Please enjoy.
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- Oh.
- There you go.
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Oh, there is
cream in that.
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That -- That's fine.
Don't worry about that.
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Well, I just hope
that's okay with your --
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It's fine.
It's fine. Don't --
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Your colon situation.
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Ya -- Ya gotta say it?
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I hope you had your fun.
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I'm not letting
my fake marriage to you
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ruin my chances with her,
okay?
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Well, if you want to get
busted, go ahead and do it.
251
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What? What's the worst
that can happen?
252
00:07:38,404 --> 00:07:40,604
They throw us back
in coach? Who cares?
253
00:07:40,606 --> 00:07:42,440
We haven't even
taken off yet.
254
00:07:42,442 --> 00:07:44,141
If they find out we lied,
255
00:07:44,143 --> 00:07:45,409
they're gonna kick us
off the plane.
256
00:07:45,411 --> 00:07:47,378
- What?!
- Yes, they do that now.
257
00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,714
And you can kiss your
Florida sunshine goodbye.
258
00:07:49,716 --> 00:07:50,681
I'll tell them
it was all you.
259
00:07:50,683 --> 00:07:51,949
- It's your fault.
- Oh, really?
260
00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:52,750
I wasn't even involved.
261
00:07:52,752 --> 00:07:54,018
- Oh, you weren't?
- No.
262
00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:57,054
You're an accessory,
okay?
263
00:07:57,056 --> 00:07:58,489
How's that little drink?
264
00:07:58,491 --> 00:08:00,624
And your little
first-class seat?
265
00:08:00,626 --> 00:08:01,992
Cozy?
266
00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:05,262
You're a monster.
267
00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:08,299
You married me.
268
00:08:11,738 --> 00:08:13,738
Your parents
up in first class, too?
269
00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:15,940
Yeah,
my dad got bumped up.
270
00:08:15,942 --> 00:08:18,776
Meanwhile, we're stuck
back here like animals.
271
00:08:18,778 --> 00:08:21,212
You're funny.
272
00:08:21,214 --> 00:08:24,215
Hey, do I know you?
Wait a second.
273
00:08:24,217 --> 00:08:27,151
- You go to Berner Junior
High, right? - Yeah.
274
00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:29,220
You're the quarterback
for the football team!
275
00:08:29,222 --> 00:08:31,255
Everybody talks
about you.
276
00:08:31,257 --> 00:08:32,957
It is you, right?
277
00:08:34,127 --> 00:08:35,626
Yes.
278
00:08:37,196 --> 00:08:39,397
You seem nervous.
279
00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:41,866
I wanted to take a van
to Florida.
280
00:08:41,868 --> 00:08:43,134
I was overruled.
281
00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:44,769
Oh, don't worry.
282
00:08:44,771 --> 00:08:48,305
Flying is statistically the
safest form of travel.
283
00:08:48,307 --> 00:08:51,342
Absolutely. We've been involved
in several incidents ourselves,
284
00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:54,145
- and we came out just fine.
- Incidents?
285
00:08:54,147 --> 00:08:56,714
Yeah, one time, our plane
caught fire on the runway.
286
00:08:56,716 --> 00:08:57,815
Oh, mm-hmm.
287
00:08:57,817 --> 00:08:59,350
All this stuff was
leaking out of the back,
288
00:08:59,352 --> 00:09:00,818
and then that
caught fire.
289
00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:05,890
The worst was when we dropped
3,000 feet in 10 seconds.
290
00:09:05,892 --> 00:09:07,958
Herman was on
the ceiling.
291
00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,393
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
292
00:09:09,395 --> 00:09:10,961
Oh! Stop! [ Laughs ]
293
00:09:10,963 --> 00:09:12,730
This is not helping me.
294
00:09:12,732 --> 00:09:16,000
♪
295
00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:20,704
- Nice dog.
- Mnh-mnh.
296
00:09:20,706 --> 00:09:22,807
Maxine is
an emotional support dog.
297
00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:23,974
As long
as she has a vest on,
298
00:09:23,976 --> 00:09:25,342
she's legally allowed
on the plane.
299
00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:26,911
It's cool.
I like dogs.
300
00:09:26,913 --> 00:09:28,512
Oh, you do?
301
00:09:28,514 --> 00:09:30,347
Well, she needs
to stretch her legs.
302
00:09:30,349 --> 00:09:31,749
You want to walk her
for me?
303
00:09:31,751 --> 00:09:33,617
I'll give you $5.
304
00:09:33,619 --> 00:09:34,819
Done.
305
00:09:39,691 --> 00:09:41,659
That's right.
306
00:09:41,661 --> 00:09:45,296
Drift off to la-la-land.
307
00:09:45,298 --> 00:09:46,630
Oh, it is "go" time.
308
00:09:46,632 --> 00:09:48,332
Hey, Dad.
Hey. What are you -- Shh!
309
00:09:48,334 --> 00:09:49,800
Vanessa's sleeping.
What are you doing?
310
00:09:49,802 --> 00:09:50,901
What's up?
311
00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:53,704
Well, I'm sitting next
to this really nice girl.
312
00:09:53,706 --> 00:09:55,372
I'm nervous.
313
00:09:55,374 --> 00:09:56,507
I might have lied to her.
314
00:09:56,509 --> 00:09:57,875
Okay, well, no, you can't
do that, Jack, okay?
315
00:09:57,877 --> 00:09:59,076
You got to go back there
and tell her the truth.
316
00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:00,277
That's the only way
it works.
317
00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:02,112
- Dr. Gable.
- Yes?
318
00:10:02,114 --> 00:10:04,181
Would you like the steak
or the chicken?
319
00:10:04,183 --> 00:10:05,416
Surprise me.
320
00:10:05,418 --> 00:10:06,417
Hey, buddy,
you can't be here.
321
00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,586
This is first class.
Get out of here.
322
00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:18,128
- Hi. - I don't know if you heard
anything over there or not.
323
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,630
- I just wanted to -- Wait.
- Hey, I like your shirt.
324
00:10:19,632 --> 00:10:21,999
- Oh. Tha--
- Wait, are you a Billy Joel fan?
325
00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:23,033
I am.
326
00:10:23,035 --> 00:10:24,401
You know, I was
at the concert
327
00:10:24,403 --> 00:10:26,103
where he closed
Shea Stadium.
328
00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:27,371
- Are you kidding me?!
- No.
329
00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:28,639
That's aw-- Wait.
330
00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:30,341
Please tell me you're
not a Mets fan, too.
331
00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:31,909
I mean, die-hard.
332
00:10:31,911 --> 00:10:33,310
Would you --
Would you ever, like,
333
00:10:33,312 --> 00:10:36,447
want to go to a game
or something?
334
00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:37,915
I'd love to.
335
00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:39,383
That --
That's incredible.
336
00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:41,085
So you were there?
You are -- I mean --
337
00:10:41,087 --> 00:10:43,020
- Yeah.
- [ Chuckling] That's awesome!
338
00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:44,855
And I was like...
339
00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:51,996
Yeah, is the foo--
The food ready?
340
00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:54,732
So sorry to wake you,
Mrs. Gable.
341
00:10:54,734 --> 00:10:57,334
There's just a situation
with your husband
342
00:10:57,336 --> 00:10:59,436
I think
you should be aware of.
343
00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:04,308
[ Both laughing ]
344
00:11:05,845 --> 00:11:07,645
Uh...
345
00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:08,946
Listen, um...
346
00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:12,182
You're gonna hate me in about
a minute, but trust me,
347
00:11:12,184 --> 00:11:13,183
it's not
what it looks like, okay?
348
00:11:13,185 --> 00:11:14,218
- What?
- Wait, what?
349
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,185
- There's no time.
- What is it?
350
00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:16,320
Just give me
your phone number.
351
00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:17,288
I-I'll call you sometime.
I'll call you.
352
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:18,856
I don't know.
Hey. Hey!
353
00:11:18,858 --> 00:11:20,491
Hi, honey.
354
00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:21,525
Who is this?
355
00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:22,526
Uh, Lisa.
356
00:11:22,528 --> 00:11:24,094
Lisa.
Hello, nice to meet you.
357
00:11:24,096 --> 00:11:25,029
I'm his wife.
358
00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:25,896
What? Wife?!
359
00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:27,531
- Wife.
- Wife!
360
00:11:29,669 --> 00:11:31,268
I can't believe this.
361
00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,637
We're going to Disney
on Saturday, too.
362
00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:34,772
Maybe we can meet up.
363
00:11:34,774 --> 00:11:36,006
That'd be great.
364
00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:37,775
I was thinking about hitting
the weight room a little bit,
365
00:11:37,777 --> 00:11:39,843
but I think I can take
one day off.
366
00:11:39,845 --> 00:11:40,778
Cool.
367
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:42,580
My dad loves football.
368
00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:45,749
He's gonna want to hear
all about it.
369
00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:47,217
Yeah, about that.
370
00:11:47,219 --> 00:11:49,219
I got to tell you
something.
371
00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:50,988
I'm not really
the quarterback.
372
00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:53,924
- I'm not even on the team.
- Oh.
373
00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:56,560
Yeah, I just felt like I
should tell you the truth
374
00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:59,096
'cause lying
is never okay.
375
00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:01,665
Yeah, I appreciate you
being honest.
376
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,334
That's great.
377
00:12:10,509 --> 00:12:12,009
What just happened?
378
00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,912
Look,
I know you're mad at me,
379
00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:17,147
but she wasn't right
for you, anyway.
380
00:12:17,149 --> 00:12:18,048
Okay.
381
00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,216
She loved Billy Joel.
382
00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:21,051
We all love him.
He's the Piano Man.
383
00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:23,387
[ Sighs ]
384
00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:24,822
I just don't understand why
I can't go back there,
385
00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:26,123
talk to her, and make
it right. That's all.
386
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,359
Because the flight
isn't over yet.
387
00:12:28,361 --> 00:12:29,994
Okay.
That is why.
388
00:12:29,996 --> 00:12:32,930
Not going to tell you
again.
389
00:12:32,932 --> 00:12:34,398
Mm-kay.
390
00:12:37,169 --> 00:12:38,101
I hate you.
391
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,870
[ Loudly ]
I can read your lips.
392
00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:42,105
[ Whispers ]
I hate you.
393
00:12:42,789 --> 00:12:45,224
And friends of ours were on that
flight that crash-landed...
394
00:12:45,226 --> 00:12:46,558
- Oh.
- ...in the Hudson River,
395
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,626
you know, with Sully.
396
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:48,961
Landed on the Hudson.
397
00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,263
That's why they call it
a water landing.
398
00:12:51,265 --> 00:12:52,331
It was a crash.
399
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,832
- Oh!
- Birds flew in the engine.
400
00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,133
Caught fire. Crashed.
401
00:12:55,135 --> 00:12:56,034
Uh...
402
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,536
Please stop talking.
403
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,810
Sweetheart,
by the way, the...
404
00:13:04,812 --> 00:13:05,944
It's a little awkward
to say
405
00:13:05,946 --> 00:13:07,612
with someone sitting
in between us,
406
00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:10,282
but the new underpants
you got me
407
00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:11,883
are a little
constricting.
408
00:13:11,885 --> 00:13:13,318
Oh.
I'm sorry.
409
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,886
I was trying out
a new brand.
410
00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:16,154
I appreciate that.
411
00:13:16,156 --> 00:13:20,192
It's just that the legs are
like, uh, two tourniquets.
412
00:13:20,194 --> 00:13:21,526
Okay. So, hold up.
413
00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:23,795
You went out and bought
him new underwear,
414
00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:26,231
and now he's complaining
about it?
415
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:27,866
I wasn't complaining.
416
00:13:27,868 --> 00:13:30,035
Sounds like complaining
to me.
417
00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:33,271
If my wife bought me
something, I'd be grateful.
418
00:13:33,273 --> 00:13:35,273
But I'll shut up.
419
00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:37,042
No, you know what,
he's right.
420
00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:38,610
I mean, why don't you
just go buy your own
421
00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:40,412
instead of putting it
on my to-do list?
422
00:13:40,414 --> 00:13:42,214
And by the way,
after you turn 5,
423
00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:45,617
they're not called
"underpants" anymore.
424
00:13:45,619 --> 00:13:48,086
I think this goes deeper
than underpants.
425
00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:53,592
I didn't ask you to
buy me under... wear.
426
00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:54,693
No, no, no.
I get it.
427
00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:55,727
Bought the wrong
underwear,
428
00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:57,863
and I bought
the wrong sunscreen.
429
00:13:57,865 --> 00:13:59,831
It sounds like you can't
do anything right.
430
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,032
[ Scoffs ]
431
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:03,602
You know, I really
resent that, Chale.
432
00:14:03,604 --> 00:14:04,970
I do my best.
433
00:14:04,972 --> 00:14:06,705
I didn't say
that you didn't.
434
00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:08,507
It was the man in the
middle that said it!
435
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,210
Vanessa: No, really, I mean,
I've always loved planes.
436
00:14:12,212 --> 00:14:15,680
And I find air travel
to be magic.
437
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,149
You know, like,
how does it, like, work?
438
00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:18,950
[ Chuckles ]
439
00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:24,389
So... if, like,
the pilot dies,
440
00:14:24,391 --> 00:14:27,259
you're, like,
"in charge"?
441
00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:30,562
That's sexy.
442
00:14:30,564 --> 00:14:32,531
You want to play my wife?
443
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,666
Then you're my wife.
444
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:37,636
Hon, uh, the kids were asking
for you back in our row.
445
00:14:37,638 --> 00:14:39,504
We have kids,
by the way.
446
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,139
You want to play this game?
'Cause I'll play this game.
447
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,774
[ Scoffs ]
Are you proud of yourself?
448
00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:44,476
Really. Seriously. You
feel like a big man now?
449
00:14:44,478 --> 00:14:45,911
What?
Eye for an eye.
450
00:14:45,913 --> 00:14:48,046
[ Scoffs ]
What are we doing?
451
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,481
We're -- We're in first
class for an hour.
452
00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:50,949
We're already
at each other's throats.
453
00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:53,151
Look, I'm not the one who
lied to get us up here, okay?
454
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,653
Okay, yes.
I lied.
455
00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:56,388
I said we're married
because I thought
456
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:58,423
being in first class
would be a nice thing.
457
00:14:58,425 --> 00:14:59,524
So sorry.
458
00:14:59,526 --> 00:15:00,859
[ Sighs ]
459
00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:02,828
All right, let's just enjoy
the rest of the flight, okay?
460
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,896
Okay. I'll get the
family down to Florida,
461
00:15:04,898 --> 00:15:06,298
- and everything will be great.
- Okay.
462
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,066
We'll be in the sunshine,
and -- and, you know what,
463
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:10,936
it'll practically
be perfect again.
464
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:12,037
- There you go.
- Yeah.
465
00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:14,573
In the meantime,
let's enjoy first class.
466
00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:15,941
It's not so bad, is it?
467
00:15:15,943 --> 00:15:17,742
Actually [Chuckling]
I could get used to this.
468
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,444
Right?
Yes!
469
00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:23,715
You two make me sick.
470
00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:28,486
So, it was all a lie?
471
00:15:28,488 --> 00:15:30,255
Uh, not all of it.
472
00:15:30,257 --> 00:15:31,756
- Are you married?
- No.
473
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:32,991
Are you really
a neurosurgeon?
474
00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:35,794
Did you really have
to ask him that?
475
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:37,562
We're --
We're really sorry, okay?
476
00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:39,798
- Yes, it --
- Uh, look, it was my fault.
477
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,567
His daughter and his
son-in-law are on the plane,
478
00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:44,069
and they're actually
the newlyweds.
479
00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:45,704
It was just a
misunderstanding at the gate
480
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:47,038
I took advantage of.
481
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,039
I'm really sorry.
482
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,207
If you want to send her
back to coach,
483
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,742
I mean,
I totally understand.
484
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:51,743
Hey, I think actually,
at this point,
485
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:54,312
you probably have to, right?
486
00:15:54,314 --> 00:15:55,413
You're both going.
487
00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:57,249
Yep. Okay. Here we go.
488
00:16:03,457 --> 00:16:04,356
- Uh, leave 'em.
- Yeah.
489
00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:06,324
Yeah.
Okay. Let's go.
490
00:16:11,498 --> 00:16:13,832
♪
491
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,935
I feel like you two
are ganging up on me.
492
00:16:16,937 --> 00:16:18,436
Hey, don't drag me
into this.
493
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,071
I just said,
"Stop being judgy."
494
00:16:20,073 --> 00:16:22,107
That's all I said.
495
00:16:22,109 --> 00:16:24,342
Yeah, that's all
he said, Chale.
496
00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:26,845
But in your defense, she
does sound like a handful.
497
00:16:28,582 --> 00:16:31,516
Kristie:
Passengers Kendra and Chale Witt,
498
00:16:31,518 --> 00:16:35,120
would you please
come up to first class?
499
00:16:35,122 --> 00:16:36,288
Ooh! Is that turkey?
500
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,522
I'm gonna get me
one of those.
501
00:16:37,524 --> 00:16:39,624
Oh, she said
this was the last one.
502
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:41,026
I'll give you $5.
503
00:16:43,664 --> 00:16:45,230
Okay, fine.
I'll give you $10.
504
00:16:45,232 --> 00:16:47,098
Thanks!
[ Scoffs ]
505
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,935
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
506
00:16:49,937 --> 00:16:51,102
You know,
I got to say...
507
00:16:51,104 --> 00:16:52,370
- Thank you...
- this is more like it.
508
00:16:52,372 --> 00:16:54,272
[ Chuckles ]
I agree.
509
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:57,575
Mm! Oh, and the best
part -- no middle seat.
510
00:16:57,577 --> 00:16:58,810
Yeah.
511
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:01,146
It is horrible back here.
512
00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:02,447
These seats are so small.
513
00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:03,982
Okay, it is what it is.
514
00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:05,617
Just let it go, okay?
515
00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:06,718
I'm a first-class girl.
516
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,719
I mean, I know that now.
517
00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,521
Well, toughen up.
518
00:17:09,523 --> 00:17:10,722
We got about an hour
left, all right,
519
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,924
then it's Florida
with my family.
520
00:17:12,926 --> 00:17:14,893
And I am not letting anything
get in the way of that.
521
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:17,829
Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking.
522
00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:18,997
Don't you do it.
523
00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:21,299
We just got contacted
by Jacksonville.
524
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,301
Looks like there's some
bad weather up ahead.
525
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,870
[ Groaning ] No.
526
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:28,473
They're asking that we set
her down a little early.
527
00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:30,275
Looks like our final
destination today
528
00:17:30,277 --> 00:17:31,276
is gonna be...
529
00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:33,478
Florida.
The Panhandle of Florida.
530
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,813
...Nickelsville,
Louisiana.
531
00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:36,848
[ Grunts ]
532
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,783
And the weather
there is...
533
00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:40,852
Unseasonably warm.
534
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:43,021
...37 and cloudy.
535
00:17:43,023 --> 00:17:44,889
Flight attendants,
prepare for landing.
536
00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,958
Buckle up. It's gonna be
bumpy on the approach.
537
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,260
[ Mutters indistinctly ]
538
00:17:49,262 --> 00:17:50,495
This is it!
539
00:17:50,497 --> 00:17:51,696
We're going down!
540
00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:54,766
Rootger,
you got to shut up!
541
00:17:54,768 --> 00:17:58,503
♪
542
00:17:58,505 --> 00:18:00,839
Great. Weatherman says
the storm's gonna last
543
00:18:00,841 --> 00:18:02,307
for the next two days.
544
00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:03,475
That's perfect.
545
00:18:03,477 --> 00:18:05,810
I can save my money
by not going anywhere.
546
00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:09,881
What kind of hotel
doesn't have a bar?
547
00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:14,786
Can we please focus
on what we do have
548
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:16,354
instead of what we don't?
549
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,490
I mean,
it's not that bad.
550
00:18:18,492 --> 00:18:21,159
Let's go to Florida
tonight!
551
00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:23,728
Uh, I don't know. I think
the road conditions alone
552
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,563
are highly questionable,
and then you factor in
553
00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:27,032
the high winds
and the rain.
554
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,434
Come on. You're not factoring
in the driver behind the wheel
555
00:18:29,436 --> 00:18:31,469
that will get us
to the Sunshine State.
556
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:33,605
It's a little breezy.
We'll have fun.
557
00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:35,707
We'll sing songs in the
car on the way down,
558
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:36,875
and we'll be there
by morning.
559
00:18:36,877 --> 00:18:39,010
Now, I'm getting in the
rental car right now.
560
00:18:39,012 --> 00:18:41,679
I expect you guys
to follow me.
561
00:18:41,681 --> 00:18:44,215
I will be there, and I
will be ready, okay?
562
00:18:44,217 --> 00:18:45,583
Now, I'm not waiting
that long.
563
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,819
[ Rain pouring ]
564
00:18:50,123 --> 00:18:53,558
He does have a sort
of... inspiring optimism.
565
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,628
More like
a... blind stupidity.
566
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,899
You know what?
Dad's right.
567
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:02,467
Maybe we should just
grab our stuff,
568
00:19:02,469 --> 00:19:05,103
get in the car,
and just go.
569
00:19:05,105 --> 00:19:06,905
Yeah, it'll kind of
be like an adventure.
570
00:19:06,907 --> 00:19:08,139
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
571
00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:10,241
I kind of feel bad
for the big guy.
572
00:19:10,243 --> 00:19:12,177
[ Wind gusting ]
573
00:19:12,179 --> 00:19:16,114
As long as the wheels are on
the floor, I'm good to go.
574
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:18,883
[ Gusting continues ]
575
00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:22,787
Did you guys
see something?
576
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,095
Hi. Uh, we're -- we're traveling
back to New York in coach,
577
00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:36,131
and we just wanted you to be
aware of a special occasion.
578
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,268
Um, we're celebrating
her new kidneys.
579
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,936
Uh, one of which is mine.
580
00:19:40,938 --> 00:19:42,604
Yes.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
581
00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:44,139
- Yeah.
- Thanks again, honey.
582
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,808
It's working really well.
583
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,644
You know, just seeing
if you could work the...
584
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,279
You want to do a little bit of
the, uh, you know, the, uh...
585
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:51,880
[ Imitates keys clacking ]
Like that?
586
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920
Okay.
587
00:19:57,992 --> 00:20:01,192
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