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Hey, I need some advice.
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I want to go to the Ed Sheeran concert
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Saturday with my friends, so...
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how do I get Dad to say yes?
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Okay, first of all, pronounce
"Ed Sheeran concert"
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like this. Are you ready?
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"Museum."
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Got it.
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And then he's gonna ask
you two questions...
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"Who are you going with?" and
"How are you getting there?"
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If you answer those with confidence,
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you are in the Sheeran business.
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You mean museum business.
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Ooh, nice!
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Morning, ladies.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Wow, looking sharp, Dad.
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Ah, yeah, Vanessa and I got
a pitch meeting today,
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so you got to dress like a winner.
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Also put on some cologne
so I smell like a winner.
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Yeah, yeah,
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that's a lot of winning you got on.
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Yeah, the cap was loose.
She got away from me.
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So, Dad, what do you think about me
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going to a museum in
the city Saturday night?
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Who are you, uh...
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Who are you going with?
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Just some friends... Kiera. Bunch of us.
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Okay. Um, who's driving?
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Kiera's mom.
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Okay.
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Okay, what, uh...
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What museum?
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Um, the Museum of...
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History.
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History?
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No, I-I think she means
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the Museum of Natural History,
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- right, Sara?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The natural one. Naturally.
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I guess it's okay. I mean, just...
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Wait a second. Hold on a second.
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What time does the Museum of
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Natural History close on Saturday?
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At 5:45 p.m.
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You're not going anywhere
'cause you lied!
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I'm sorry. He had a flip
phone when I was your age.
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So, with our low overhead,
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we're able to provide top-notch security
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at a much lower cost to you.
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Bottom line is, y-y-you
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need Monkey Fist 'cause people...
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People out there are just...
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They're bananas.
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Hmm. Bananas, monkeys...
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I love it.
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It was... It wasn't even on the card.
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I just threw that out there.
That was amazing.
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It was good. Well, I got a
feeling we'll see you real soon.
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Alright! This is amazing.
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- Great. Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
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Thank you. Okay. Can you believe that...
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- Alright, alright.
- Awesomeness.
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Celebrate outside, outside, outside.
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Okay, now!
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Yes! Yeah! We crushed it.
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I mean, you were on fire with the stats.
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I got to say... They weren't
even boring this time.
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And... And when you went on
about the... the banana thing,
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- I was... first, I was cringing...
- Yeah.
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... but then he liked it,
and I was like, "Okay!"
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Okay. I was like... I couldn't
even believe it was happening.
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I was literally hovering above my body,
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- watching myself say it.
- Right?!
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- I was like, "Go, go, go!"
- Yes! Yes!
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That is amazing! We're
gonna get this job.
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- I feel it. I really do feel good.
- I know. I know.
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- Let's go. Let's go.
- Okay, alright, let's get out of here.
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Cellucci? Gable? Frank Munson?
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You... What, you working SWAT now?
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Nah, nah, I retired eight years ago.
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Started my own company...
Nassau Security.
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Oh. Nassau Security?
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You guys are huge.
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We're doing alright.
Can't complain. You?
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Uh, yeah, we started one, too.
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Monkey Fist.
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We're banging some pots
and pans ourselves.
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I don't follow.
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You know, just making some noise,
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grabbing some attention.
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I'm sure you heard of us.
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No.
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You guys on Long Island?
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Yes, we... We're on Long Island.
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We were just in there pitching.
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Oh, totally crushed it.
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- We just nailed it.
- Nice!
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We're actually heading in ourselves.
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Matter of fact, John, go
plug in the fog machine.
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F-F-Fog machine?
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Yeah, we do a little, uh,
weapons demo, some MMA.
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You know, the old dog and pony show.
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Oh, yeah, right. Well, she was in
there just dropping some facts
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about all different kinds of statistics
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and things like that,
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and I-I hit them with a banana riff.
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Yeah, it was good.
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By the way, Gable,
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I'm bummed you, uh, shaved the
moustache. I liked that thing.
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Yeah. I know you do because
you used to call me
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Fat Burt Reynolds.
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Look, I'm sorry, man. I was
kind of a jerk back then.
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You know, we were both
trying to make sergeant.
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I said some things I'm not proud of.
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Alright, cool.
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Anyway, good luck with your pitch.
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- May the best company win.
- Thanks.
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They're the best company, right?
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Yep. Not even close.
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Congratulations! Whoo!
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We didn't get it.
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What happened?
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It wasn't our day.
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I'll cancel the pizzas.
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No. Keep 'em. I'm a stress eater.
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Look, we know you guys need hours.
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We'll... We'll figure something out.
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I don't want to quote you,
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but you said if we came to Monkey Fist,
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we'd be "stupid with jobs".
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Relax. You're halfway there.
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Well, as long as we're
airing grievances,
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my, uh, last paycheck bounced.
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Okay, that wasn't our fault.
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There was a technical glitch
with the, uh, payroll.
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- Yeah.
- What glitch?
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We didn't have any money in the account.
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Hello.
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- Munson?
- Munson?
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Hope this isn't a bad time, guys.
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Yeah, well, we heard
you got the account.
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So, what, you come here and want to
give us a little "victory dance"?
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Look, when we first started out,
we got our butts kicked, too.
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Made us stronger. And when the
word gets out on you guys,
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you'll be turning down accounts.
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And when that happens,
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I want you to celebrate.
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- Tequila?
- Little peace offering.
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Let you know there's room
enough for all of us.
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Is that a real scorpion in there?
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Yep. Covered in gold.
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When you guys start
landing the big gigs,
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crack it open, have a drink on me.
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Hang tough, guys.
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Thanks, man.
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That was sweet!
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He took an account from us.
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Ah, still, that's a classy move.
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He's right.
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- Thank you.
- Not you, Hodor.
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Munson.
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I mean, we got to up our game.
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You know, maybe we
should get tactical gear
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or something like that, or learn MMA.
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You know, does anybody
know about that stuff...
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That mixed martial arts?
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Sounds dangerous.
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Well, first thing we got to
do is get our name out there
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- 'cause no one knows we exist.
- He's right.
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We... We need some type
of advertising campaign.
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Maybe we should rent one of
those skywriting planes.
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Now, hear me out on this.
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We just buy one.
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Wait a second. We don't have any money!
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Okay, look, there's got to
be a way we can do this
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without spending a lot of cash.
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Yeah, that won't be hard to
find somebody really smart
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who wants to work for free.
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Based on what you told me,
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this Nassau Security
sounds like a big player.
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It's gonna be difficult
to compete with them.
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Heyyy, information we already have, guy!
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Moving forward, what you need to do
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is carve out your own
niche in the marketplace.
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So, if they keep getting the big fish,
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perhaps it's time you started
targeting the little fish.
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Actually, yes, Th... that's smart.
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We get like five little ones,
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and that's like landing one big fish.
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- Exactly.
- Yep.
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I-I-I know this is off-topic,
by the way, but, uh,
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McDonald's has two-for-one
Filet-O-Fish every Friday.
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Today is Friday.
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- Really?
- I told you it was off-topic.
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Alright, whatever. It doesn't matter.
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Just... Small accounts. Go ahead.
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Okay.
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Your other issue is branding.
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Now, Mr. Gable, can you tell me
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what is it that you and
Vanessa are selling?
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- Security.
- Okay, yes, very good.
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Now, can you put security in my hand?
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No, but I can put a fish sandwich
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in there, and one of mine.
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Again, two-for-o. It's Friday.
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It all comes down to branding.
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So, if you guys can come up
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with a slogan to that effect...
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Uh, top of my head,
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"Monkey Fist: There Are No
Small Fish in Our Pond."
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Oh, I like that!
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It tells people who we are.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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And it's positioning yourself...
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Ehh, gonna stop you right there.
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Monkeys don't eat fish, alright?
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They live in a jungle.
Watch some TV, people.
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That's because it's not about monkeys.
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It's about our company
landing smaller accounts.
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Or about our company not
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knowing basic monkey facts.
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The point is, it's important
to brand yourself.
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How do we do that?
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I got it. I got it.
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"Monkey Fist: No Banana's Too Small."
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Write it down!
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This is crazy. That one just flew out.
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- Write it!
- Fine, I'll write it.
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If it'll end this, that's the slogan.
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Great, now, the other thing
we need to figure out...
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How do we get that message out there?
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It's like the monkey punch
is coming right at me.
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This is amazing!
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Yes, we made it!
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We're on a bus bench in Massapequa.
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You know what, that attitude
you got going on right there,
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- it's slowing down everything.
- Alright.
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- This is unbelievable!
- You're right. It is.
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It's a good moment.
Let's take a picture!
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- Alright, come on, let's go.
- Let's do this. Come on. Get a shot.
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Come on. Here.
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I can put it on self-timer,
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so, if you guys want me to
jump in the shot with you.
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Um, you know what, let...
let's just do it,
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- like, a few just with us.
- Yeah.
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And then maybe a second,
you know what I mean?
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That's a no. Okay, I get it.
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Uh, you know what,
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I'm going to have to use a flash.
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It's, uh... It's a little dark.
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Wait a minute. How are people
gonna see it at night, then?
254
00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,950
It... It's fine, okay? Come on. Take it.
255
00:08:44,956 --> 00:08:47,224
Uh, tell you the truth,
it's pretty dark.
256
00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:51,482
Wow! That's it!
257
00:08:51,484 --> 00:08:52,850
Perfect!
258
00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,961
So, how did they know to put the
billboard right on our spot?
259
00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:00,334
I-I don't know.
260
00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,036
They're just... They're
always one step ahead of us.
261
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,142
- Yeah, man. It's weird.
- It gets worse.
262
00:09:04,148 --> 00:09:06,582
We got a call this morning
from Betty's Cake Supply.
263
00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,720
They fired us.
264
00:09:07,726 --> 00:09:09,826
They're going with Nassau Security.
265
00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:12,399
Whoa, I was supposed to
work there tomorrow.
266
00:09:13,231 --> 00:09:15,387
- Fellas.
- Oh, here he is right now.
267
00:09:15,393 --> 00:09:17,419
All I got to say, what, did you
come here to steal our food, too?
268
00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:19,118
Look, I'm sorry about
the Betty's Cake thing.
269
00:09:19,124 --> 00:09:21,422
They came to us. Loved
the billboard. Whatever.
270
00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:24,469
But, uh, can I talk to you for a sec?
271
00:09:28,603 --> 00:09:29,635
What's up?
272
00:09:29,641 --> 00:09:31,202
Look, cop-to-cop, I just
wanted you to know,
273
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:34,171
Cellucci came by yesterday
sniffing around for a job.
274
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,174
If one of my guys came to
you, I know you'd tell me.
275
00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,410
She'd never do that.
276
00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:39,076
Plus, I was with her all day yesterday.
277
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,078
I-I don't know. She said
she was gonna tell you
278
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,147
she was getting her
hair cut or something.
279
00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,348
She did say that.
280
00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,816
Look, I'm not gonna hire her.
281
00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:48,018
I mean, if I was poaching
anybody, it'd be you.
282
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,370
I mean, you're the kind of guy that
283
00:09:49,376 --> 00:09:51,155
we look for at Nassau, you know?
284
00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,224
Alpha, urban warrior.
285
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:56,260
Yeah, you know, I do get urban
warrior... I get that a lot.
286
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,430
'Course you do.
287
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,065
Yeah, but, you know what, I'm, uh...
288
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,000
I'm committed to Monkey Fist.
289
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,935
So even if Vanessa wants to jump, I'm...
290
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,170
I'm not gonna do it.
291
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,236
Well, if you ever need
a soft place to land...
292
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,608
I don't even have a card on me.
293
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,413
That's okay. I can get
all your information
294
00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:14,011
off the billboard. It's pretty bright.
295
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,713
That's exactly what Betty said.
296
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,582
- Hey!
- Hey!
297
00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,551
So, a little bit of good news.
298
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,353
We are one of two finalists
299
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,255
for the Powell Industries account.
300
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,656
- Oh!
- Yes, I know!
301
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,158
This could be big for us.
302
00:10:27,164 --> 00:10:29,693
Yeah, this could be big for... us.
303
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,030
Yeah, that's what I said.
304
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,519
Anyway, so, I'm gonna go crunch
305
00:10:34,525 --> 00:10:36,039
some numbers for the pitch.
306
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,438
Question.
307
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,943
Uh, the other day, you said you
308
00:10:42,949 --> 00:10:44,971
went to get your hair cut.
309
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,243
Yeah? What about it?
310
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,247
Funny thing... It kinda
looks the same length.
311
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:53,663
Because it is.
312
00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:54,894
I just got highlights.
313
00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:56,620
That's weird. 'Cause you didn't
say you went to get highlights.
314
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,322
You said you went to get it cut.
315
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,858
Because I didn't want to
get into a conversation
316
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,360
similar to the one that
we are having now.
317
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,398
Guys, uh, appreciate
the banter about hair,
318
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,567
but they're shutting off
my water in three days
319
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:10,901
if I don't get a check.
320
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,270
Time and a place, guy. Time and a place.
321
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,210
Alright, I'm just gonna rip
the tail off this donkey.
322
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,411
I know you met with Frank.
323
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,313
- What?
- Yep, you're trying to jump ship.
324
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,446
I know all about it.
325
00:11:23,452 --> 00:11:24,882
What are you talking about?
326
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,550
Look, you want to go, go,
327
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,219
but I'll tell you right
now, you can't go to Munson
328
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,287
'cause he already rejected you.
329
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,323
That's right. He's looking
for an urban warrior.
330
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,024
He's looking for me.
331
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,761
Wait, so you talked to
Munson about a job?
332
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,997
- Yeah, after you did.
- Okay.
333
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,232
For the last time,
334
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,701
I went to the hair salon
to get highlights!
335
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,136
Okay, I didn't want to have to do this,
336
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,439
but I can see your roots!
337
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,775
That's because I didn't get color!
338
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,577
It's highlights, stupid!
339
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,817
And... bye-bye, cable.
340
00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:04,486
Thanks for giving me a ride home.
341
00:12:04,488 --> 00:12:06,162
Soon as I get money, I'll get the
342
00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:07,735
boot off the wheel of my car.
343
00:12:07,741 --> 00:12:09,908
Hey, I wish things were better,
344
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,116
but they're not.
345
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:13,678
You really think Vanessa's
going to leave us?
346
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,380
I don't... I don't know
what to think anymore.
347
00:12:15,382 --> 00:12:17,008
I just know this... I know Nassau
348
00:12:17,014 --> 00:12:18,683
Security just keeps crushing us.
349
00:12:18,685 --> 00:12:20,986
By the way, this is
going to sound weird,
350
00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:23,622
but any chance I can come
to your house tonight
351
00:12:23,624 --> 00:12:26,291
while you're asleep and watch Dutch TV?
352
00:12:30,364 --> 00:12:32,197
I did tell you it was going to be weird.
353
00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:33,431
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
354
00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:36,234
Are you kidding me?
355
00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:37,535
What?
356
00:12:40,574 --> 00:12:42,240
Unbelievable.
357
00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:43,645
Animals.
358
00:12:43,651 --> 00:12:45,276
Who would do this?
359
00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:47,712
It was Munson. Look, he
wrote "Fat Burt Reynolds."
360
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:50,248
He used to call me that when
we were back on the force.
361
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,383
Not cool.
362
00:12:51,385 --> 00:12:52,951
Who's Burt Reynolds?
363
00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:54,185
The actor!
364
00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:56,221
From "The Longest Yard" and
"Smokey and the Bandit".
365
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:57,956
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
366
00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,257
That guy.
367
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:06,631
I'm sorry.
368
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,867
I'm very visual.
369
00:13:10,904 --> 00:13:12,504
We got to... We got to
get back at them, man.
370
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:14,305
Well, good luck with that, you know?
371
00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:16,207
He knows what you're
doing before you do it.
372
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,296
I know. I can't figure it out.
373
00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:20,682
Yeah, it's like he has a fly
on the wall or something.
374
00:13:21,682 --> 00:13:22,781
Wait a second. Say that again.
375
00:13:22,783 --> 00:13:25,050
Oh, come on. We talked about this.
376
00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:27,352
When I say a phrase
wrong, just correct me.
377
00:13:27,354 --> 00:13:29,421
Don't make me repeat it for amusement.
378
00:13:30,432 --> 00:13:32,057
"Fly on the wall."
379
00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:33,324
That's it!
380
00:13:35,595 --> 00:13:37,028
What are you doing?
381
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,664
Kevin, drinking is not the answer.
382
00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:44,769
Hey.
383
00:13:45,872 --> 00:13:47,238
Kev, I'm sorry about earlier today.
384
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,673
I don't want to argue with you,
385
00:13:48,675 --> 00:13:51,209
- so just for...
- Yeah, well, too late, okay?
386
00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:52,587
Monkey Fist is over.
387
00:13:52,652 --> 00:13:54,190
- Done datta.
- What?
388
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:02,074
AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
389
00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:10,695
Literally... didn't get any of that,
390
00:14:10,697 --> 00:14:12,130
so I don't know what you're...
391
00:14:12,132 --> 00:14:13,565
Uh, hold.
392
00:14:24,044 --> 00:14:27,445
So, what I'm saying is,
you and I are finished.
393
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,949
Good.
394
00:14:30,951 --> 00:14:32,550
Couldn't happen soon enough.
395
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:34,886
Can't stand seeing you every day.
396
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,123
And I can't stand the sound
397
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,824
of your annoying voice every day.
398
00:14:39,826 --> 00:14:41,426
"Rah, rah, rah!"
399
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,162
Yeah. Great.
400
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:46,264
And... And... And I can't
stand watching you
401
00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:47,966
stuff your big, fat pumpkin head
402
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:49,167
with food every day,
403
00:14:49,169 --> 00:14:50,468
with your dirty sweats,
404
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,937
looking like a homeless gym teacher.
405
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,335
Well, we can speak freely here.
406
00:15:02,341 --> 00:15:04,783
There are absolutely no
hidden listening devices.
407
00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:07,152
I just can't believe that
Munson planted a bug
408
00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:08,553
in a tequila bottle.
409
00:15:08,555 --> 00:15:11,022
I got to admit, though... Pretty great.
410
00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:13,558
Not that great 'cause I figured it out.
411
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,227
Well, technically, I figured it out
412
00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:18,324
because I said "fly on the wall."
413
00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:20,932
So, that's how he knew
about the accounts,
414
00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:23,101
the billboards, my hair, everything.
415
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:24,903
Yeah, he was trying to split us up,
416
00:15:24,905 --> 00:15:26,504
but you know what?
417
00:15:26,506 --> 00:15:27,772
We have faith in one another.
418
00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:29,207
What are you talking about?
419
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,743
You threw me under the bus
the first chance you got.
420
00:15:31,745 --> 00:15:32,877
Yeah, that was a test.
421
00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:34,145
And...
422
00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:36,300
You passed. Congratulations.
423
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,817
So we're on to Munson's game.
424
00:15:38,819 --> 00:15:41,019
Now we know... Hold the phone.
425
00:15:41,626 --> 00:15:42,687
I got it.
426
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:44,322
Have you got a plan, Mr. Gable?
427
00:15:44,324 --> 00:15:46,191
I do. I got an incredible one.
428
00:15:46,193 --> 00:15:47,692
Mm!
429
00:15:48,196 --> 00:15:49,961
Guys, this is where you
would, uh, follow me.
430
00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:51,596
- Oh!
- Yeah.
431
00:15:51,598 --> 00:15:52,931
Guys, here are your scripts.
432
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:55,099
Just stick to the words, okay?
433
00:15:55,101 --> 00:15:56,634
Let's do this.
434
00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:03,341
Okay.
435
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:05,376
The final meeting of
Monkey Fist Security
436
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:07,912
is now in order.
437
00:16:07,914 --> 00:16:10,481
It's a sad day. So, so sad.
438
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,059
But we gave it our best shot.
439
00:16:12,065 --> 00:16:13,698
Yeah, the Fist is dead.
440
00:16:21,661 --> 00:16:23,661
Well said, Kevin, as usual.
441
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,097
Well, I guess we should call the guys
442
00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,298
over at Powell Industries
443
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,566
and tell them we're not gonna pitch.
444
00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:30,668
Oh, I-I-I don't think we should do that
445
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,670
'cause if Nassau Security found out,
446
00:16:32,672 --> 00:16:33,838
they'll just jack up the prices.
447
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,707
I mean, no competition...
448
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,575
Yeah, but that's Powell
Industry's problem,
449
00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:38,773
not ours.
450
00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,679
Rootger, good point.
451
00:16:45,151 --> 00:16:46,284
You're Rootger.
452
00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:48,086
You don't... You don't say "Rootger".
453
00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:50,255
- So, why did you write it?
- Alright, just...
454
00:16:51,274 --> 00:16:52,457
Okay.
455
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,759
Alright, everybody, I
guess have a good life.
456
00:16:54,761 --> 00:16:56,828
Yep, at least we ended
as friends, sort of.
457
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:59,097
Rootger, keep in touch. Rootger exits.
458
00:16:59,099 --> 00:17:01,699
Get out! Get out!
459
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:05,169
We know we're not cheap,
but we're the best,
460
00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,604
and you get what you pay for.
461
00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:07,872
Nice job, boys.
462
00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:10,259
What the hell?
463
00:17:10,265 --> 00:17:11,369
What are you doing here?
464
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,541
I heard you guys broke up.
465
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:15,617
Well, sometimes tequila bottles lie.
466
00:17:16,547 --> 00:17:18,046
You found it.
467
00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:19,414
Yeah. That's right.
468
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:21,809
- Took you a while.
- Mm, not really.
469
00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:24,344
Couple days, though. Kinda long.
470
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,619
- Not that long. I'm telling you...
- Okay, okay, stop it.
471
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,442
- ... it was not that long.
- Just knock it off.
472
00:17:27,486 --> 00:17:29,624
By the way, you still got
to go in there and pitch...
473
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:31,530
Prove you're better than us.
And we killed it.
474
00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:33,161
No problem.
475
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:35,263
Hey, Goody, set up the fog machine.
476
00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:36,932
We don't have a fog machine.
477
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:38,555
Okay.
478
00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,428
Why don't you say it a little louder?
479
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,386
You know what, I'd say good luck, but
480
00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:44,624
it doesn't really even
matter at this point.
481
00:17:47,177 --> 00:17:48,944
Alright, you know what,
you guys? Let's...
482
00:17:49,628 --> 00:17:51,213
Let's get in there
483
00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:53,748
and do the pitch of our lives, okay?
484
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,383
They are not the better company.
485
00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,018
They are just dressed nicer.
486
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,520
Alright. She's right.
487
00:17:58,522 --> 00:17:59,921
Alright, let's do this!
488
00:17:59,923 --> 00:18:01,239
Yeah! Whoo!
489
00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:03,958
Guys, guys, I-I just got to
use the bathroom, real quick.
490
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,607
I told him to go before
we left the house.
491
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:18,363
We might not have big
492
00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:20,874
billboards or fancy tactical uniforms,
493
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,080
but to be great, you don't
need any of that stuff.
494
00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:25,109
All you need is a retired cop.
495
00:18:25,182 --> 00:18:27,282
Another retired cop.
496
00:18:27,284 --> 00:18:29,584
Two more retired cops.
497
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,686
A British tech whiz.
498
00:18:31,688 --> 00:18:33,955
And a Dutch guy without cable.
499
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:36,160
Together, we make a monkey
500
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,477
with a very big fist.
501
00:18:52,889 --> 00:18:54,689
Okay, I don't... I don't like this.
502
00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:56,223
I... This is a bad idea.
503
00:18:56,225 --> 00:18:58,025
We got the account. That's good.
504
00:18:58,027 --> 00:19:00,861
But you know what, we never
got these guys back.
505
00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,396
It's about honor. We're doing this.
506
00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:04,312
Are you gonna give Frank a moustache?
507
00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:05,399
What? Crazy hairdo?
508
00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:07,034
Nah, I'm taking out the "N"
509
00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:09,904
so it says "Assau Security".
510
00:19:11,074 --> 00:19:12,940
Okay, why don't you
just take out the "AU"
511
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:15,176
so it just says "Ass Security"?
512
00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:16,877
Ohh! That is better!
513
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,746
You know, I know I
don't tell you enough,
514
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:21,449
but I love having you as a partner.
515
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,985
God, that is the sweetest
thing you've ever said!
516
00:19:24,987 --> 00:19:26,922
I think we make a great team.
517
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,256
Alright, here we go.
518
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,008
- Okay. Whoa!
- Careful!
519
00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:35,581
Oh... Oh, really? Is that
what you're supposed to do?
520
00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:36,852
- Be careful?!
- Okay.
521
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:39,032
Okay, yeah, here we go,
here we go, here we go.
522
00:19:46,843 --> 00:19:48,642
Oh!
523
00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:54,081
Ohh!
524
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,249
You okay?
525
00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:57,118
I can't feel my onions.
526
00:19:58,354 --> 00:19:59,887
I got it. I got it.
527
00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,822
Alright? Here we are.
528
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,893
Okay, the... the... Oh.
529
00:20:08,564 --> 00:20:10,431
You got to... You got
to get yourself Ba...
530
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:12,083
- You got to... You got to...
- I'm getting it.
531
00:20:12,089 --> 00:20:13,989
Would you stop talking
to me for a second?!
532
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,724
Okay, stop panicking. You're fine.
533
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,515
I'm right here. I got you.
534
00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:20,838
Ooh, cops! Gotta go!
535
00:20:22,232 --> 00:20:23,898
Where you going?!
536
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,594
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537
00:20:34,305 --> 00:20:40,748
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