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[PRINTER BEEPS]
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Ah, you're kidding me.
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Oh, "Ink cartridge
inserted incorrectly."
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Okay, what does that even mean?
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Do we need to sound it out together?
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Okay, I got it. All right, here it is.
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Uh, oh, "Reinsert cartridge,
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"okay, with nozzle facing you."
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That makes sense. There.
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[GRUNTS]
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- There we go.
- [PRINTER BEEPS]
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Ah, you gotta be kidding me.
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This is unbelievable.
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Let's see here. The cartridge...
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The nozzle's done. I did the nozzle.
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That's check. Okay.
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Pack the thing.
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I did that. I did... I did that, okay?
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- [PRINTER BEEPS]
- [GRUNTS]
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You know what? I don't
even care anymore.
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- Okay! Okay!
- [PRINTER BEEPS]
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This...
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[PRINTER WHIRRING]
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Oh.
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Oh!
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There you go. Printer's fixed.
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Mm. Great job, Braveheart.
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Excuse me.
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Um, I own the business upstairs,
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and I-I would just really appreciate it
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if you would stop leaving these
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stupid fliers all over the place.
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If I get one more on my windshield,
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we're gonna have a problem, sweetie.
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[SPANISH ACCENT] I'm sorry.
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We're new to the neighborhood.
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We want people to know we're here.
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Yes, of course you do. Hi.
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And, yes, you are here.
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- Uh, my name is Alejandro.
- Hello.
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And this is my gym... Core-A-Zone.
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Corazón. It means "heart" in Spanish.
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Love... that.
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Love that.
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Um, I'm Vanessa from Monkey Fist,
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which means M-M..., um, Monkey Fist.
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And... And you know what?
Don't worry about the fliers.
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I just had a cousin got...
She got hit by one
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and lost the tip of her ear.
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It was the bottom part.
Um, so it's okay.
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You know, her hair covers it,
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but she can't wear
earrings 'cause, you know,
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there's no meat there, right?
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So [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, um, thank you for stopping by.
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Yes. I should get back
to my client, huh?
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Totally. Yes, of course.
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And I'm so sorry about the...
ear-meat... meat story.
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It's just... Yeah.
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- It's okay.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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♪
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- What?
- Nothing. I just...
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Had a beautiful image in my mind,
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and now it is gone.
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All right, well, we're out of mayo,
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and I bought last time,
so I know it's your turn.
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You are a saint.
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Hey, y-you know that, uh,
new gym downstairs, right?
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- The one with the fliers?
- I hate that gym.
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It used to be that awesome place
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that made those spicy beef patties...
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"Jamaican Me Happy."
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Ohh. I miss those guys.
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It's Jamaican me sad.
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You do know that you have a
sandwich in your hand, right?
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Yeah. A very dry sandwich.
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- Okay.
- I got no mayo on here.
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- All right.
- I'm muscling through.
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Okay!
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Anyway, the gym owner is gorgeous,
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and I went in there and
I kind of screwed it up,
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so I was hoping you would
go down there and...
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And talk to him for me.
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Just get some, like, details.
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Is he single? What's he into?
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And while you're there,
talk me up a little bit.
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I don't want to get in the
middle of this, all right?
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Let's just cut the dance.
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You go back down there,
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ruin it, come back up here,
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start crying, I hand you a Kleenex,
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we move on to the next guy.
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Please.
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No, I... O-Okay, all right!
How about this?
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You know that giant monkey
you've been bugging me about?
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You mean the inflatable one
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that goes on top of the
building to promote business?
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Stands there all badass.
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If you do this for me, I will let
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you buy it and put it on the roof.
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Okay.
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Now, where do we stand with
the whole mayo situation?
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'Cause I still have half a sandwich.
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I will get to it eventually.
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Oh. Okay, you know what?
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And I will talk to the guy...
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- Eventually.
- Fine!
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Squeeze bottle, too, 'cause I
don't want to use a knife!
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- Oh, my God!
- I don't like using knives!
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♪
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Oh, Chale, just, uh, put
this on my tab. Thanks, buddy.
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I'm sorry. I can't do that.
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Enzo is no longer letting
people run up tabs.
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Oh, he means, uh, regular
people, not heroes.
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No, he mentioned you by name.
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This is your check, and
you have to pay it!
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All right, guy. Easy.
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I'm sorry, Uncle Kyle.
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Chale's just stressed
because Enzo's on vacation,
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and this is his first week
running the place by himself.
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Wow. Didn't take him long to
go crazy with power, did it?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You guys have no idea
the pressure I'm under
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running a mid-level pizza
place on Long Island.
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Yeah, I know. When I'm in a burning
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building, I'm thinking to myself,
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"At least I don't have to make
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"mozzarella sticks for a living."
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Chale's just stressed out
because we found out
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that the health inspector's
gonna come by.
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Yes, and if we get a bad report,
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I'm gonna have to answer to Enzo.
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[SIGHS] And that man has a dark side
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the likes of which you've never seen.
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Not really.
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Look, nothing to worry about, all right?
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As a fireman, we learn how
the inspection game is played.
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I'll get you through this.
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Really? That... Oh, no,
that would be fantastic.
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Yeah. You know what else
would be fantastic?
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Pshew!
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♪
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Welcome to Core-A-Zone. Can I help you?
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Uh, not unless you can make
a Jamaican beef patty.
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- I don't understand.
- Eh, never mind.
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Kevin Gable, CEO Monkey Fist Security.
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So, what's the, uh...
The dealio down here?
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You got a wife, kids? What's up?
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Uh, sadly, no.
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Uh, I hope one day to
be blessed with one.
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- Ah. Girlfriend?
- No.
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All right, my work is done here.
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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- Oh, thank you.
- All right.
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You know that you're a mesomorph, right?
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Okay, bud, listen, you know what?
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I came down here nice to talk to you.
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If you want to start going
off with that stuff...
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No, no. Your... Your...
Your physique... It's beautiful.
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I mean, you have the perfect
athletic bone structure.
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- Oh, mesomorph is good?
- The best.
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But why do you carry around
all that extra baggage?
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Were you hurt in training?
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No, I mean, I-I train
in cycles is what I do.
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And right now, I'm in
a hibernation phase...
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- You like Doritos?
- I do. I do very much.
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Um, it's a big part of the
hibernation phase is Doritos.
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See, your body right now
is shaped like a Dorito.
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But it points the wrong way.
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If you give me six weeks,
I could turn you from this
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to this, my friend.
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I get it, with the... the wide shoulders
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and the... And the skinny waist.
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Exactamente. Stand here.
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All right, don't move. Okay.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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Watch this.
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This is you, brother, in six weeks.
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Whoa! All right, let me see eight weeks.
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- A-ka-chow!
- [LAUGHS]
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See? You look like the Batman.
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I do look like the Batman.
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But if you do nothing...
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This is you in two years.
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Oh. Wow.
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no,
no, that's enough.
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Enough. Turn it off! Turn it off!
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You know what?
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Uh, I've done the gym thing before,
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and I-I got to be honest.
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It just... never worked
out for me, so...
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But it will this time.
We'll do it together.
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I promise you. Iron sharpens iron.
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- Iron sharpens iron.
- Yes.
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I like that. You should
put that on a t-shirt.
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Already did.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Put me down for an extra-large, then.
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No, I'll put you down for a medium.
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Ah!
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Let's make it large, though,
'cause six weeks...
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It's kind of a short time.
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♪
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So... what's the scoop?
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Did you talk to Alejandro?
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- I did. Yeah.
- And?
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What's the deal? Is he single?
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Nope, he's married...
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To his work.
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Oh, all right, so what happened?
Did you talk me up?
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Uh, it never really came up,
so I didn't get a chance.
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All right, you know what?
I'm just gonna go down there
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- and do it myself.
- No, no, you can't do that.
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See, listen, this is
why your relationships
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don't work out... 'cause
you force things.
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All right, you come in
like a freight train.
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You're all hair, nails, and questions.
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You freak guys out.
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Take a breath.
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- All right. I'll back off.
- Yeah, there you go.
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So, how long you think it's gonna take?
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Top of my head, I don't know, uh...
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Six weeks?
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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Yo, it's me.
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KEVIN: Hey, come on in.
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Hey, man, I appreciate you
giving me a lift to work.
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- Yeah, well...
- Oh, I'm starving, man.
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Whatever you making, I'll take some.
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Okay, it's, uh, cauliflower pancakes.
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Actually, I just ate. I'm good.
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No, I'm telling you, they're awesome.
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My trainer gave me the recipe.
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Well, you taking this
working-out thing seriously.
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- Oh, yeah.
- You know, I-I need a trainer.
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Didi told me I don't lose weight,
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she ain't losing weight.
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And I need to lose some weight.
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All right, well, after six weeks,
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- I'll give you the number, okay?
- Wait, six weeks?
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He doesn't have room
for one more client?
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Look, I... He...
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He's got to be focused on me right now.
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Believe me. Vanessa tried dating him.
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I shut that noise down.
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Yeah, good, man, 'cause
she's a snow wrecker.
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Snow wrecker?
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Yeah, you know when
the snow's all fresh,
251
00:09:22,106 --> 00:09:23,605
and then someone comes, runs through,
252
00:09:23,607 --> 00:09:25,207
tramples all over it, ruins it?
253
00:09:25,209 --> 00:09:27,516
She is a snow wrecker. Yeah.
254
00:09:27,649 --> 00:09:29,011
Remember what she did with the guy
255
00:09:29,013 --> 00:09:30,579
at the bagel shop when she dated him?
256
00:09:30,581 --> 00:09:31,747
Yeah, she dumped him.
257
00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:32,915
Now we can't go there anymore
258
00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,816
'cause he started spitting in our food.
259
00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:39,421
Started spitting in our food?
You never told me that.
260
00:09:39,423 --> 00:09:40,555
I still go there.
261
00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:42,991
- I'm sure you're good.
- Ohh!
262
00:09:42,993 --> 00:09:45,394
Yo, buddy, w-what's going
on here? What is this?
263
00:09:45,396 --> 00:09:47,195
I'm eating cereal. I'm hungry.
264
00:09:47,197 --> 00:09:49,965
Uh, no, what you're
eating is poison, okay?
265
00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,633
You bought that for me.
266
00:09:51,635 --> 00:09:54,369
Yeah, well, I'm taking it back now.
267
00:09:54,371 --> 00:09:56,638
Today we're having some
cauliflower pancakes.
268
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,573
Man, you're a snow wrecker.
269
00:10:04,415 --> 00:10:06,030
Why is he taking so long?
270
00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:07,516
He's writing so much.
271
00:10:07,518 --> 00:10:08,984
Well, maybe he's just appreciating
272
00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:10,886
how clean this place looks. [CHUCKLES]
273
00:10:10,888 --> 00:10:12,421
Oh, no, he just kicked the can of tuna
274
00:10:12,423 --> 00:10:14,523
that's keeping the fridge level.
275
00:10:14,525 --> 00:10:16,892
Ohh. He's gonna shut us down.
276
00:10:16,894 --> 00:10:19,561
Enzo's gonna freak. I ca...
I can't breathe.
277
00:10:19,563 --> 00:10:20,629
Relax.
278
00:10:20,631 --> 00:10:22,064
It's all part of the game. You're fine.
279
00:10:22,409 --> 00:10:24,900
Here. Wipe the sweat off your lip.
280
00:10:24,902 --> 00:10:27,269
Your little mustache
is getting all drippy.
281
00:10:27,979 --> 00:10:29,417
Here he comes.
282
00:10:30,474 --> 00:10:33,141
Uh, I hope everything was satisfactory.
283
00:10:33,143 --> 00:10:35,043
Oh, generally, everything looks okay.
284
00:10:35,045 --> 00:10:37,291
- [SIGHS]
- But I do have a list of violations.
285
00:10:37,385 --> 00:10:39,360
Oh, this is lengthy.
286
00:10:40,284 --> 00:10:41,583
I'm gonna give you a couple days
287
00:10:41,585 --> 00:10:44,514
to have these items
adjusted, and I'll be back.
288
00:10:44,888 --> 00:10:47,255
Oh, and you should wipe
that sweat off your lip.
289
00:10:47,382 --> 00:10:48,849
You work around food.
290
00:10:51,395 --> 00:10:52,995
Look at all of these violations!
291
00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,997
I'm never gonna get this
done in a couple of days!
292
00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,898
Wow. Let me help you with that.
293
00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:58,782
I...
294
00:10:59,112 --> 00:11:00,402
What are you doing?!
295
00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:01,937
It's not about the list, all right?
296
00:11:01,939 --> 00:11:03,939
The guy doesn't want
the violations corrected.
297
00:11:03,941 --> 00:11:06,331
He's here for a little [SMOOCHES]
298
00:11:06,844 --> 00:11:08,110
- What?
- A kiss.
299
00:11:08,112 --> 00:11:10,058
A little taste of honey. A little guap.
300
00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:12,138
What is he saying?
301
00:11:12,144 --> 00:11:14,649
I think he's saying the
inspector wants a bribe.
302
00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:15,913
Bingo.
303
00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:18,720
But I'm trying to get people
to start saying "guap."
304
00:11:20,424 --> 00:11:21,890
Slowly. Slowly.
305
00:11:21,892 --> 00:11:23,258
- Breathe.
- [INHALES DEEPLY]
306
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,694
- Enjoy it.
- I'm enjoying it.
307
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,995
- Yes.
- Thank you. Oh, down, down.
308
00:11:26,997 --> 00:11:30,232
[BOTH INHALING, EXHALING DEEPLY]
309
00:11:30,234 --> 00:11:32,968
Breathe. Very good.
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
310
00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:35,070
Oh, yeah. Oh.
311
00:11:35,072 --> 00:11:36,638
- Slowly.
- Mm-hmm.
312
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,805
Can you feel your core
starting to engage?
313
00:11:38,811 --> 00:11:41,084
Oh, hells, yeah. Yeah.
314
00:11:42,346 --> 00:11:43,670
Hey, what's going on?
315
00:11:43,676 --> 00:11:45,909
I was just giving, uh,
Vanessa consultation.
316
00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,111
Oh, I didn't know you guys,
uh, know each other.
317
00:11:48,113 --> 00:11:51,114
Well, I was upstairs, and
I thought, you know,
318
00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:52,649
it's never the wrong time for fitness,
319
00:11:52,651 --> 00:11:54,935
so I took the initiative and came down.
320
00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:57,641
I thought we agreed that
you were gonna wait.
321
00:11:57,856 --> 00:11:59,226
You two know each other?
322
00:11:59,232 --> 00:12:00,424
I didn't know that.
323
00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:03,060
Oh, interesting that
he did not know that!
324
00:12:05,698 --> 00:12:07,031
She's so funny, this one.
325
00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:08,503
[LAUGHTER]
326
00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:11,043
[LAUGHING] She's a rip. You're funny!
327
00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:13,896
Oh, uh [CLEARS THROAT]
Kevin, if you don't mind,
328
00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:15,441
I don't want her heart
rate to get too low.
329
00:12:15,447 --> 00:12:16,531
Oh, oh, don't worry.
330
00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:18,904
We're not in any danger
of that happening.
331
00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:22,127
I-I was thinking we might
be able to sneak in
332
00:12:22,129 --> 00:12:23,762
another workout tonight.
You know, we're gonna...
333
00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:26,298
I'm sorry, my friend. We...
We made plans for dinner.
334
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,633
- Isn't that great?
- Mm-hmm.
335
00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:29,167
But I'll send you an e-mail
with all the instruction.
336
00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:30,652
- I promise you.
- Hey, man, what...
337
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,166
What about iron sharpens iron?
338
00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:35,107
Mm, maybe tonight, you can
sharpen your own iron.
339
00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:40,812
Look.
340
00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:42,714
You made a promise to
me about total focus.
341
00:12:42,716 --> 00:12:45,784
- Work with me, brother.
- Yes, work with him, brother.
342
00:12:47,554 --> 00:12:49,154
Fine!
343
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,730
[GRUNTING] All right.
344
00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,633
What is next? That's good.
345
00:12:56,262 --> 00:12:58,428
Okay, a burpee?
346
00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:00,850
What is... What is a burpee?
347
00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:02,065
[SIGHS]
348
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,100
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
349
00:13:03,102 --> 00:13:04,714
What is a burpee?
350
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,013
SIRI: I found this.
351
00:13:07,406 --> 00:13:09,536
Yeah, that ain't happening.
352
00:13:09,765 --> 00:13:11,742
- I'm just gonna do more of these.
- Hey, Dad.
353
00:13:11,744 --> 00:13:13,544
I went out for Chinese
food with some friends,
354
00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:15,979
and we ordered way too
much, so have at it.
355
00:13:15,981 --> 00:13:17,848
Oh. No, thanks, sweetheart.
I'm training.
356
00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,172
Oh. Okay. Well, it's here on the
357
00:13:19,178 --> 00:13:20,911
- counter if you change your mind.
- Okay.
358
00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:23,987
[GRUNTING]
359
00:13:23,989 --> 00:13:26,957
[SNIFFS] Oh, they smell really good.
360
00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:35,666
Alejandro, uh, kinda bummed out
361
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:37,401
I got your voicemail, buddy.
362
00:13:37,403 --> 00:13:38,802
It's, uh, Kevin Gable.
363
00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:40,337
I'm staring at some Chinese food,
364
00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:42,306
and I don't know what to do. [CHUCKLES]
365
00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:44,007
I-I mean, I know what I want to do,
366
00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:46,910
but I don't know what to do.
367
00:13:48,614 --> 00:13:50,280
Hit me back.
368
00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:52,561
- [BEEPS]
- Okay, it's me again.
369
00:13:53,352 --> 00:13:55,181
I ate a spare rib.
370
00:13:56,455 --> 00:13:59,489
I really need you, man. All right.
371
00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:01,561
- [BEEPS]
- Dumplings are gone.
372
00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:05,168
That's on you.
373
00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:07,393
Call me back.
374
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,651
[BEEPS]
375
00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:11,401
Hey, man, I gotta own
the dumplings, you know?
376
00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:12,736
I just... Just do me a favor.
377
00:14:12,738 --> 00:14:15,372
Delete that last message and
call me back, would ya?
378
00:14:15,374 --> 00:14:17,573
It's all good. I ain't mad at ya.
379
00:14:18,288 --> 00:14:20,844
- [BEEPS]
- I just ate a carton of lo mein.
380
00:14:20,846 --> 00:14:23,146
Small carton 'cause I remember
381
00:14:23,148 --> 00:14:25,582
what you said about portion control.
382
00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:28,619
So I'm doing good, right?
I mean, it's kind of good.
383
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:32,656
[SIGHS] I'm not doing good. Call me!
384
00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:34,091
You know what it is? Here's what it is.
385
00:14:34,093 --> 00:14:35,692
I-I'm gonna tell you what it is.
386
00:14:37,263 --> 00:14:40,367
I-I-I want to have power over the food,
387
00:14:40,699 --> 00:14:43,260
and I show that by eating it.
388
00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:46,436
Look, am I saying I could
have started for the Jets?
389
00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:48,972
No, I'm not saying that, but
I-I'm telling you right now,
390
00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,144
people were looking at me. They were
391
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,508
looking at me like I was the next thing.
392
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,744
I was the next thing.
I was the next thing.
393
00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:56,510
My emotions, they just
kind of take over, and...
394
00:14:56,516 --> 00:14:59,449
And then I got to eat savory
then sweet and savory...
395
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:00,918
It just goes back... It's
happening right now.
396
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,086
I got to go.
397
00:15:02,891 --> 00:15:05,225
Hey, I guess you're not
back from your dinner yet.
398
00:15:05,391 --> 00:15:07,424
Boy, that is a late supper, you know?
399
00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:10,301
[CHUCKLES] That is not healthy.
400
00:15:10,307 --> 00:15:13,408
Here's an idea...
Practice what you preach!
401
00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:16,715
♪
402
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,570
[GROANS]
403
00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:22,205
Let me tell you something, buddy.
404
00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:25,208
The world's a dark, dark place.
405
00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:27,911
You put your trust in somebody,
406
00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:30,013
and then they're just
gonna let you down.
407
00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,082
You know what didn't let us down?
408
00:15:32,084 --> 00:15:33,250
This pork fried rice.
409
00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:36,086
Mmm. That is true.
410
00:15:36,088 --> 00:15:38,855
And, teachable moment, Jackie...
411
00:15:38,857 --> 00:15:40,892
Pork anything never lets you down.
412
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,527
I hear ya.
413
00:15:43,529 --> 00:15:45,295
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
414
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:48,532
Oh, it's from Alejandro.
415
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:50,167
"Stay strong, bro.
416
00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:51,770
"You're doing great."
417
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:54,972
[GROANS]
418
00:15:54,974 --> 00:15:56,873
No, I'm not. I blew it.
419
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,142
It's just one slipup, though, right?
420
00:15:59,148 --> 00:16:00,159
I mean...
421
00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:03,680
I'm not gonna let this
one moment define me.
422
00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:06,850
Wow. That was a hard turn.
423
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,287
Yeah, it was. But you know what?
424
00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:12,089
You and I are back on the healthy train.
425
00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:13,298
- That's it.
- No.
426
00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:15,404
I can't keep doing this!
427
00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:18,324
He does not look happy.
428
00:16:18,731 --> 00:16:20,297
Of course he's not happy.
429
00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:21,865
We didn't do one thing on the list
430
00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,867
because your crazy uncle threw it away.
431
00:16:23,869 --> 00:16:25,902
Guys, forget the list.
It's not about the list.
432
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:28,505
Now, do you got the, uh, envelope
with the 200 bucks in it?
433
00:16:28,507 --> 00:16:29,639
No. I don't.
434
00:16:29,641 --> 00:16:31,171
Okay, we talked about it, and we
435
00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:32,843
both agreed that it's a bad idea.
436
00:16:32,845 --> 00:16:34,344
It's better to just get a citation
437
00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:35,612
than do something illegal.
438
00:16:35,618 --> 00:16:36,750
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
439
00:16:36,756 --> 00:16:39,487
Okay, well, I have to go
to class at law school.
440
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:45,222
So, what do I do? I just hand it to him?
441
00:16:45,224 --> 00:16:46,289
Do I pass it?
442
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:47,657
No, you put it under the bar.
443
00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:49,059
You... You slide it over to him,
444
00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:51,561
and you give him the little
kiss that he came for.
445
00:16:52,771 --> 00:16:54,837
Okay. Here we go.
446
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,801
Mr. Witt, most of the violations
haven't been addressed,
447
00:16:57,803 --> 00:16:59,536
and I see you put the tuna can back.
448
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:01,805
Ah, put your pen down, Dwight.
449
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,268
We both know what you
really came here for.
450
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,040
Excuse me?
451
00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:10,142
A little guap.
452
00:17:13,003 --> 00:17:14,718
[SMOOCHES]
453
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,509
Did you just blow a kiss at me?
454
00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:20,149
Yes, but it was only to indicate
the envelope to... [SMOOCHES]
455
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:22,230
There's money in there.
456
00:17:22,428 --> 00:17:25,328
You do know it's illegal to try
to bribe a county official.
457
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:26,997
Okay, you know what? T-There's been kind
458
00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:28,365
of a misunderstanding here.
459
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,634
I-I think what the boy's
trying to say is, uh,
460
00:17:30,636 --> 00:17:32,803
if there happened to
be money on the bar,
461
00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:35,305
we thought it might belong to you.
462
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:37,296
You know what I'm saying?
463
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,076
I don't.
464
00:17:39,078 --> 00:17:40,677
I am simply here to make sure
465
00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:43,547
this establishment is up
to Nassau County code.
466
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,366
Wow. Totally misread that one.
467
00:17:50,222 --> 00:17:52,489
My bad. All right, well, just
put the beer on the tab.
468
00:17:52,491 --> 00:17:54,357
There is no tab. You have to pay.
469
00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:55,692
Well, just take it out of here.
470
00:17:55,694 --> 00:17:56,960
That's my money.
471
00:17:56,962 --> 00:17:58,308
Hey, you know what?
You might want to be nicer
472
00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,180
to the guy that might
bail you out of jail.
473
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,204
♪
474
00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:06,369
- [SIGHS]
- Hey.
475
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:08,025
Hey, look, I'm...
476
00:18:08,031 --> 00:18:09,873
I'm sorry, okay?
477
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,242
You have the right to date
anyone you want to date.
478
00:18:12,244 --> 00:18:14,010
And I just thought there's no reason
479
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,445
that both of us couldn't...
480
00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:17,147
- You can have him.
- What?
481
00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:20,150
Alejandro. We went on
a date last night. He's a bore.
482
00:18:20,152 --> 00:18:22,052
You shut your mouth.
483
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,490
All he talks about is fitness.
484
00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:29,059
You know that he actually
weighs out his food?
485
00:18:29,061 --> 00:18:32,013
[CHUCKLING] That is so Alejandro.
486
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:35,577
Well, you can have him.
487
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:37,801
Really? Okay, I'm gonna surprise him.
488
00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:39,780
[CHUCKLES] He loves surprises.
489
00:18:40,472 --> 00:18:42,172
Yeah, it doesn't sound weird at all!
490
00:18:42,174 --> 00:18:43,473
Don't care!
491
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,333
Hey, Alejandro, great news.
492
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,572
Your physique.
493
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:52,949
You have the perfect
athletic bone structure.
494
00:18:52,951 --> 00:18:54,818
You are what we call a mesomorph.
495
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,386
- Wait, hey.
- Oh.
496
00:18:56,388 --> 00:18:58,088
Alejandro, what's... What's going on?
497
00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,489
We're supposed to meet at 4:00.
498
00:18:59,491 --> 00:19:01,619
Well, surprise, surprise.
499
00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:03,395
Who's this?
500
00:19:03,401 --> 00:19:04,427
Just a client.
501
00:19:04,429 --> 00:19:05,935
- Oh, j-just a client?
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:19:05,941 --> 00:19:06,997
'Cause let me tell you something...
503
00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:08,632
That speech sounded very familiar.
504
00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:10,942
Hey, did he tell you you're a Dorito?
505
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,341
Yes. He did.
506
00:19:14,773 --> 00:19:16,840
Well, I hope you two are
very happy together.
507
00:19:16,842 --> 00:19:19,342
Kevin, I'm a trainer.
I have other clients.
508
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:21,328
- Ah, save it!
- Kevin, I'm just...
509
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,579
- No! No!
- You know, I'm a trainer.
510
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:23,914
I have other clients. My
life was so much better
511
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:26,016
when this was a Jamaican
beef patty place!
512
00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:28,046
Kevin. Kevin!
513
00:19:32,995 --> 00:19:34,761
[GRUNTS]
514
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,267
All right.
515
00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:37,539
Are you happy now?
516
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:40,018
You know what? I gotta
say, I-I really am.
517
00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:42,122
I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.
518
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,929
That's okay, but let's just agree
519
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:46,665
never to let a man come
between us again, okay?
520
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,110
Okay. Let's also agree to never
phrase it like that again.
521
00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:50,907
Okay. Come on. Let's go
inside now. It's cold.
522
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:52,602
No, no, no. First I want you to admit
523
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,065
that the monkey was a good idea.
524
00:19:54,071 --> 00:19:56,876
I mean, look at this! You can
see it from the whole city!
525
00:19:56,882 --> 00:19:59,016
This is advertising! Lookit.
526
00:19:59,022 --> 00:20:01,189
It's gonna be so helpful
in everything we...
527
00:20:01,195 --> 00:20:04,029
- [WIND GUSTS]
- Wait a second, monkey!
528
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,735
Monkey!
529
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:07,574
Oh, yeah. We're in trouble.
530
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:08,909
We're in trouble.
531
00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:11,345
No, no, we're fine. Now it's drifting.
532
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,047
No, no. It's gonna clear the trees.
533
00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:14,649
We're okay. We're okay.
534
00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:16,317
No, it's gonna hit the power lines.
We're in trouble.
535
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,819
What? At least nobody will know it's us.
536
00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:21,355
- I wrote my name on the foot!
- Dummy!
537
00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:26,559
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537
00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:33,796
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