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[Liv] Previously on iZombie...
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You're supposed to
feed these people.
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There's a brain shortage out there.
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We've heard rumors
that our own men
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are skimming brains and selling
them on the black market.
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There's one name I know.
Russ Roche.
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My cut, hand it over.
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I want you to buddy up to him.
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Renegade's operation turns
more humans into zombies
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than all other coyote outfits combined.
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You can't save the Railroad.
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I can take Mama's place.
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I'm willing to do
the scratching.
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People are dying out there
beyond the wall,
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but we have a chance
to save them.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Did you hear Fillmore-Graves
shut down the 206 Weekly?
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- Uh-uh.
- Yeah, the soldiers who went down there
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shot up the place.
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Scared the hell out of everyone.
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I'm not surprised.
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Major was the ranking officer.
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I was at Fillmore-Graves
last night.
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Chase Graves turned to Major and
said, 'Did you guys really do this?'
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Major flat-out lied.
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[sighs]
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Fillmore-Graves is The Borg.
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I don't know what that means.
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Keep dating Ravi, you will.
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Speaking of Major...
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I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't...
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tell him or Ravi about,
you know...
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Human smuggling?
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[sighs]
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So, listen, um...
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I've been up all night thinking
about that question you asked me.
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If I could help those dying people,
would I, and you're right, I would.
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I understand why you're doing
what you're doing and I...
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respect your decision.
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Thank you.
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Which is why I wanna be
a part of it.
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No. [Chuckles]
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No, I am not letting you
risk your life.
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Hey.
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Why is it good for you,
but not for me?
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- [cell phone chimes]
- Body. Gotta go.
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That's yours.
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Obviously, I can't
scratch people,
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but there must be some way
for me to be helpful.
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Do you have giant stacks
of cash stashed somewhere?
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Because that's one of
our biggest problems right now.
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Lack of resources.
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[lock clicks]
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[door closes]
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'Bout damn time you showed up.
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I've been writing to the
mayor's office for over a year.
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We don't normally grant favors
to people
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who work for notorious
criminal syndicates.
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I played ball.
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I gave you what you wanted.
You owe me.
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You didn't give us
everything we wanted.
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There is no money.
That's a myth!
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Well, shoot.
This was a waste of my time.
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Okay, no, wait. Wait.
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What if I told you
there was a pot of gold?
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I'd say I already know that.
That's why I'm here.
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There's a bus that's transporting
prisoners to the state pen in Walla Walla.
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State pen is worse.
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Drop you off at Moses Lake Correctional.
White collar prison.
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Plus, your family's
all outside the wall, right?
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Just think of visiting day.
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You dirty girl.
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Where's the money, Casper?
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[theme music playing]
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[indistinct police chatter]
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Are you sure someone's in there?
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The pool of blood
suggests there is.
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You didn't open it up yet?
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I was waiting for you guys.
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Someone's in there.
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A jogger found the body
this morning.
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No witnesses, no ID, no clue
how the body got there.
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Time-travel murder.
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Perhaps the impaled knight stepped out
of the TARDIS seconds before his death.
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What the hell's a TARDIS?
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Something nerdy.
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It's the space-time vessel
from Doctor Who.
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Looks like a police box.
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Bigger on the inside?
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I was hoping for an answer
based more in reality.
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Well, I'm sure you'll find one.
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Once the zombie medical examiner
eats the victim's brain.
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Anybody bring a can-opener?
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Yeah, uh, not to be that guy,
uh, but it is a lunch 'hour.'
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Look at this.
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It's like he was wearing a car.
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I identified our victim.
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He was a medieval history
professor named Garrett Drexel.
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According to his parents, in his spare
time, he did something called 'larpering.'
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The parents didn't know
much about it,
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but it sounded
in your wheelhouse, so...
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It's actually called LARPing and it
stands for 'Live Action Role-Playing.'
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So it's like a sex thing?
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What? No.
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No, it's like D&D,
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but the players physically act
out their character's actions,
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sometimes participating
in elaborate mock-battles
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- and epic story lines.
- [in English accent] Fear not!
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I have slain the rodent foul
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No more will his pestilent droppings threaten
the purity of our tools and provisions
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and our boxes of cardboard
will forevermore go un-gnawed.
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I think she killed
the storage closet mouse.
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'Twas a noble death.
And quick.
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What say you, My Lord?
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Have you news of our quest?
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I'm not your lord.
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Thou art a most sovereign leader
tasked with protecting our kingdom.
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Thoust may be free
of royal blood,
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but a purer heart
I've not yet known.
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And on my honor,
I will serve at thy side.
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It is my most solemn vow.
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- Can you get up, please?
- Yes, My Lord.
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And stop calling me 'My Lord.'
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Yes, my liege.
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Your Grace.
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So Garrett's parents gave me
the name of his LARPing group,
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The Guardians of Bonestorm,
and the place they hang.
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That seems like
the best place to start.
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If they are acting out battles, that could
be how Garrett got himself skewered.
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To Earth's end and back,
I will follow thee.
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Okay, then, um...
Let's go.
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LARPing, huh?
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The thing that bugs me about
D&D is you're just sitting.
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If there was a more physical
version, with badass armor...
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That could be cool.
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[people laughing]
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Fie, squire!
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One must consume an onion
bloom from the inside-out.
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Seriously, though, dude, you're just
picking off all the crispy stuff!
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Definitely not cool.
Not cool at all.
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I suppose we gotta talk to 'em.
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Fear not, My Lord, for both my
sword and my life are yours.
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You don't have a sword. Or a
life, if we're being technical.
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I am Olivia of Seattle.
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Examiner of the exanimate.
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Vision-haver for the guard.
Zombie of the festive vessel.
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My Lord asks
that you lend an ear
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and I ask that you make haste
and gather round,
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for his will is
my most sacred destiny.
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[sighs] Detective Babineaux,
Seattle PD, Homicide.
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Normal talker.
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Tell us about Garrett Drexel.
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We learned he is
a member of your group.
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So, he's done it.
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Sir Garrett has slain
the Great Wizard of Thrall.
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- Cheers.
- [Clive] Uh, no.
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Garrett was found dead
this morning.
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- [man] Can't believe he was...
- Verily?
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Aye.
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Alas. Alack. A shocker.
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He was much beloved.
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Someone stuck a sword through
him and left him for dead.
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Wait, you don't think it was us?
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You know these swords
are totally foam, right?
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Yeah, plus we all
worshiped Garrett.
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When was the last time
you saw him?
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He left the group
after the wall went up.
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Didn't seem like a good idea for
humans and zombies to fight together,
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so Garrett and his friend Magnus
left with the other zombies
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to start their own
zombie LARPing league.
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- But Garrett wasn't a zombie.
- Of course he was.
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He was human.
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Mmm...
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'Tis true, noble sir.
Undead, he was not.
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[man] That doesn't make any sense.
How could that be?
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♪ Sir Garrett is
now underground ♪
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♪ He should have run away... ♪
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- Shut it, Chuck!
- [music stops]
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Your Grace, if Sir Garrett did doth
portray himself falsely a zombie
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whilst in battle with zombies, who,
believing him kindred, fought without care,
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'tis on Garrett's own shoulder
the fault doth lay, does it not?
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That's what I was thinking,
but in a less annoying way.
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Mmm.
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Sharing a meal as father
and son, I did miss this.
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You missed decades of them.
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I'm fairly certain this is
our seventh meal together.
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This is
a fine establishment, son.
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You've done well.
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I wanted to give zombies
a true fine-dining experience.
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[zombies grunting]
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Enough!
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[gulps]
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You're rushing through
a sacrament.
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I want each of you to take
one bite using a fork.
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For God has given us
the tools we need, my friends.
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One bite.
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There. Now,
hold it in your mouth...
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And let the divine flavors
linger on your tongue
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until your mouth
fills with glory.
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Savor it. Savor it.
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Now swallow.
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[all swallow]
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[all] Mmm.
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And repeat.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Swallowing on command.
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That's a power that I should
never be entrusted with.
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Trust is a must
but turns to dust
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when bellies begin to growl.
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My church is
in desperate need of brains.
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I was hoping you could spare
some more for the cause.
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Can I sleep on it?
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The Lord will provide.
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I was trapped in a well, son.
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And the Lord
made it rain brains,
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can you believe it?
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Surely a remedy
will come your way.
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Scalpel, please.
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[in English accent] Stormrose, Warblade
of the Fallen or Lightbringer?
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Maybe I'll just take
the bonesaw.
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Oh.
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The Spineripper.
A choice most excellent.
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[cell phone vibrates]
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- Good morrow. -[Isobel] Hi, um, I'm
supposed to be coming to see you.
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My name is Isobel.
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Thoust timing is poor, child.
I shall call anon...
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Please, I'm in this motel in Yakima, my
coyote left for coffee eight hours ago.
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- I'm totally freaking out.
- [Liv] Indeed, uh...
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Yea, 'tis true.
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Let us discuss whilst I procure
much-needed gauze for my warted toe.
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Fear not, young friend.
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Your good coyote shall be back. Perhaps
he think a malefactor doth tail him.
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I guess you need
to talk in code or something,
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but you're not helping.
I'm going crazy here.
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Fear not, lass, for I
make thee promises three.
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Your good coyote shall return.
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You shall arrive
safely in Seattle.
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And with a scratch of my own
nail, your life I shall save.
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This is my most solemn vow.
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Is there someone else
I can talk to?
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- [man over phone] Isobel.
- [door closes]
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[Isobel] Wait, he's back. Oh,
my God, thank you so much.
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Bye.
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Thus, true promises remain.
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[Clive] Let me guess.
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You slayed a beastly arachnid.
248
00:12:57,284 --> 00:13:00,418
I say thee nay.
249
00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:03,856
For she was taking a phone call
most whispery.
250
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,380
Perhaps about a certain
upcoming noble birthday?
251
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,428
[clicks tongue]
Thoust foolest me not.
252
00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:12,212
What news has thou?
253
00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:14,171
A location for Magnus, I think.
254
00:13:14,214 --> 00:13:17,435
Garrett received a text every
Friday with a time and address
255
00:13:17,478 --> 00:13:18,871
and a, 'Try and make it.'
256
00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:20,786
It was always signed 'M.'
257
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,266
Magnus!
258
00:13:22,309 --> 00:13:23,963
The address is for a warehouse
on the edge of the city.
259
00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,835
I'm guessing that's where
the zombie LARPers meet.
260
00:13:25,878 --> 00:13:27,227
If you're free at midnight...
261
00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:29,621
Not free, My Lord,
but bound by honor
262
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:31,884
to stand between
My Lord and danger.
263
00:13:32,885 --> 00:13:34,147
Yeah, okay.
264
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,890
What's with the half-dollars?
265
00:13:39,544 --> 00:13:41,241
I let her have that one.
266
00:13:41,285 --> 00:13:44,418
It was either that or let her
stuff the chest cavity with hay.
267
00:13:44,462 --> 00:13:46,420
[country music playing]
268
00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:51,034
You like to party,
don't you, boy?
269
00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:53,645
[chuckles] Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
270
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,125
- [chuckles]
- Oh. But, Russ.
271
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,127
I can't afford all of this.
272
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,129
You keep spottin' me,
it ain't right.
273
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,045
Hey, you ever need a few more coins
in your pocket, you just tell me.
274
00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:05,744
I'm so dadgone broke, partner,
I'd do anything.
275
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,224
[Don E.] Hey.
276
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,661
Stop requesting songs
about tractors and cold beers.
277
00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:11,663
You're makin' everybody wish
they were more dead.
278
00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:13,796
I'm just treating my partner
here to a night on the town.
279
00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:16,450
Shoot, I'd have been knocked
into a cocked hat
280
00:14:16,494 --> 00:14:18,714
if it weren't for
this buckaroo's loyalty.
281
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:21,804
Skittles. We're a pack of wolves,
ain't we? We stick together.
282
00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:23,849
[both howling]
283
00:14:25,721 --> 00:14:29,202
[announcer] Show your tatas to
The Butcher of Bourbon Street.
284
00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:31,378
This man'll rip off your skull
and vomit hurricanes
285
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:34,207
- down your windpipe.
- Every man wants to be me.
286
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:37,080
Every woman wants to be with me.
287
00:14:37,123 --> 00:14:39,212
- Whoo!
- [crowd cheering]
288
00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:41,345
[announcer] And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,
289
00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:44,870
the founder
of the Zombie Thunderdome,
290
00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:49,483
six feet two inches of ferocity,
230 pounds of piss and vinegar,
291
00:14:49,527 --> 00:14:54,445
the massive, the mighty,
Magnus the Necromaimer!
292
00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,795
- [crowd cheering and clapping]
- [rock music playing]
293
00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:03,628
Now this is an entrance.
294
00:15:04,281 --> 00:15:05,151
Verily.
295
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,387
That's our guy.
296
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,564
[cheering continues]
297
00:15:26,607 --> 00:15:27,696
Come on!
298
00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:29,262
Yeah! Whoo!
299
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,111
Who wants blood?
300
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,767
Who wants grievous injury?
301
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,117
Reckon I oughta shake the snake
before it starts.
302
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,684
Don't fall in, partner.
303
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:50,340
Who wants to see me turn this
chump steak into ground beef?
304
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:54,474
How's he gonna be a butcher
when I slice his arms off?
305
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,085
Of course, who doesn't mind
getting wet
306
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:58,174
- with the Butcher's blood?
- [inaudible]
307
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,180
[both grunting]
308
00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:05,572
Ooh!
309
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,446
[grunting continues]
310
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:13,102
There is no honor in this?
311
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,365
No, probably not.
312
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,367
[both grunting]
313
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,327
Ooh!
314
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:25,070
[crowd] Oh!
315
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,121
[indistinct whispering]
316
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:37,735
Who are you?
317
00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:39,389
Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD.
318
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,304
I'd like to talk to you
about Garrett Drexel.
319
00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:44,220
Yeah, now's when I bask in the
glow of victory, so bugger off.
320
00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,265
Well, that isn't really
an option here.
321
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,398
Oh, it's not?
322
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,182
You looking to get
knocked on your ass, too?
323
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,358
If My Lord seeks an audience,
324
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,405
it would serve you well
to make time.
325
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,365
Okay. Let's talk
Garrett Drexel.
326
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,237
- [Clive] He's dead.
- How?
327
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,586
A sword right through his belly.
328
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:04,414
- But he was...
- Garrett was human.
329
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,112
They call me Liv,
the medical examiner.
330
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,333
I examined the body myself,
no zombie was he.
331
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,772
Uh, sit.
332
00:17:14,815 --> 00:17:16,295
Please.
333
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,297
Yeah, on the...
334
00:17:24,303 --> 00:17:27,132
[throne creaking]
335
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,224
Why would, uh, Garrett
pretend to be a zombie?
336
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,357
It kind of makes sense
when I think about it.
337
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,141
Yeah, Garrett was super pumped
338
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,490
when he realized that zombies would
be fighting with real swords.
339
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,275
But you saw
a business opportunity.
340
00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:41,494
Sure did.
341
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,453
I knew right away that people would pay
money to see zombies make each other bleed.
342
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,674
So I broke away from the zombie LARPers
and started Zombie Thunderdome.
343
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,024
Do you know where we could
find the zombie LARPing group?
344
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,027
Yeah, I have their schedule
in my phone somewhere.
345
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,639
His group is called
The Shadow Exiles.
346
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:57,380
[cell phone vibrates]
347
00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:11,394
Any day hence.
348
00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:13,265
God, I wanna make you
break character.
349
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,093
Oh, here it is.
350
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,487
Looks like they don't
fight again for another month.
351
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,272
But, uh, they should be at the
league rules meeting tomorrow.
352
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,188
- Where?
- [In English accent] Ye Olde Microbrewery.
353
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,755
I'm the bouncer.
354
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,801
I'll wait in the car.
355
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,594
His maiden is a zombie
and alas, he is not.
356
00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:40,466
'Tis a cruel world.
357
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,207
[sighs]
358
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,262
Is this how it's gonna be?
359
00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:55,133
Everyone's asked me
why you're moping around today.
360
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:58,223
You didn't really expect me
to be happy today, did you?
361
00:18:59,398 --> 00:19:01,139
No.
362
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,403
But we were up until 4:30
talking about this,
363
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:07,014
- and I felt like we were okay.
- We are.
364
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:10,104
See, I knew this was coming
down the pike, but...
365
00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:12,585
It hurts.
366
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,152
But we're still us.
367
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:17,634
We're good.
It's just medicinal.
368
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,550
Like it was for you.
369
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,727
Somehow, that doesn't help.
370
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,299
Cowboy brains
are permanently 86ed,
371
00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:35,478
which is weird, 'cause I'd think
cowboys are to hookers as...
372
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:41,571
- Astronauts are to Tang?
- Exactly!
373
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,137
I hear 'cowboy,'
I think Deadwood.
374
00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,575
But Blaine, there was no
dead wood.
375
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,359
These cowpokes didn't want
no pokes.
376
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,361
Here's where we went wrong.
377
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,015
Look at the fine print.
378
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,801
'Professional Born-Again
Riders of America.'
379
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,413
'We tell the devil to buck off'?
380
00:19:57,456 --> 00:19:59,458
What is this, six-point type?
381
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:02,069
Where do we stand on new muscle?
382
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,767
It's handled. I already
hired Carl.
383
00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:06,596
Crybaby Carl.
384
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:11,035
I would rather put a
volleyball on Dino's body.
385
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,602
It's a medical
condition, Blaine,
386
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,473
the guy's got faulty tear ducts.
387
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,607
He's actually a sociopath
in a good way.
388
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,745
So who do I have to bang
to get a hot toddy?
389
00:20:33,807 --> 00:20:36,201
So, what brings you
to our fair, walled-in city?
390
00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:39,769
Cobain museum?
The fish market? The coffee?
391
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,468
I've been keeping tabs
on my former money launderer,
392
00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:44,383
Casper Cotter,
while he's in prison.
393
00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:47,168
He has a major stash of my
money hidden away somewhere,
394
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,953
and I've been eager
to find out where it is.
395
00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:51,042
I've tried getting to him
on the inside
396
00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:53,305
but this schmuck
hides in solitary.
397
00:20:53,348 --> 00:20:54,915
I haven't been able
to get to him.
398
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,395
And that's where you come in.
399
00:20:56,438 --> 00:20:57,700
I do?
400
00:20:57,744 --> 00:20:59,528
A little bird tells me
the state pen has agreed
401
00:20:59,572 --> 00:21:01,704
to take 20 of Seattle's
worst criminals.
402
00:21:01,748 --> 00:21:03,706
They're bussing then down
to Walla Walla
403
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,797
and for some reason, candy-ass
Casper is gonna be on that bus.
404
00:21:07,841 --> 00:21:10,713
We're gonna break him out
and get my money back.
405
00:21:12,454 --> 00:21:14,848
Out of a prison transport bus?
406
00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:16,850
We'll go halfsies
on the cash, of course.
407
00:21:16,894 --> 00:21:18,286
Not thirdsies?
408
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,941
So, after the three of us
take down this prison bus,
409
00:21:20,985 --> 00:21:23,988
how about we go to the backyard
and dig a hole to China?
410
00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:25,337
What's the problem, Blaine?
411
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,643
I can't commandeer a prison bus
412
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,168
full of convicts
and armed guards.
413
00:21:30,211 --> 00:21:31,125
I don't have
that kind of manpower.
414
00:21:31,169 --> 00:21:33,040
You call yourself a crime boss?
415
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,565
You should have an army of
nameless, faceless, yes men
416
00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:40,004
who are too stupid to do
anything but listen to you.
417
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,702
- Blaine, what about...
- Wait.
418
00:21:42,745 --> 00:21:46,967
We don't have an army full of
stupid, nameless, faceless yes men.
419
00:21:47,011 --> 00:21:49,927
But we know someone who does.
420
00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:51,058
[whispers] Brother Love.
421
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,146
That's right, Don E.,
422
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:54,453
Brother Love.
423
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:56,934
[Angus] The lord spoke to you
424
00:21:56,977 --> 00:21:59,110
about a prison transport bus?
425
00:21:59,153 --> 00:22:01,286
Not directly.
426
00:22:01,329 --> 00:22:03,810
I was trying to solve
your brain shortage problem
427
00:22:03,853 --> 00:22:07,031
and I reached a point
where I'd feared I'd fail you.
428
00:22:07,074 --> 00:22:09,033
And in that desperate moment,
429
00:22:09,076 --> 00:22:10,860
I humbled myself
and I said, 'God.'
430
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:13,211
Not... Not out loud,
more with my heart.
431
00:22:13,254 --> 00:22:15,691
[stammers] There is no right
or wrong way.
432
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:19,260
Well, I said, 'God, please,
show me a sign.'
433
00:22:21,001 --> 00:22:22,394
And in that moment,
434
00:22:22,437 --> 00:22:24,135
hand to the man upstairs,
435
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,225
is when my phone rang and my
buddy tells me about the bus.
436
00:22:27,268 --> 00:22:30,228
I felt the holy spirit move me.
437
00:22:30,271 --> 00:22:32,056
I didn't even know
whose number I was dialing.
438
00:22:32,099 --> 00:22:37,278
When Blaine answered, I said, 'Of
course, it had to be Blaine.'
439
00:22:38,366 --> 00:22:41,282
There will be guards and guns.
440
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,197
I fear I'd be leading
my flock to slaughter.
441
00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:46,113
We'll take 'em by surprise.
They won't even see us coming.
442
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,246
The authorities
will come after us.
443
00:22:48,289 --> 00:22:49,943
We're not strong enough yet.
444
00:22:49,987 --> 00:22:51,684
No one will raise a finger.
445
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,470
You see, these are wicked men.
446
00:22:55,514 --> 00:22:57,646
And giving their brains
to needy zombies
447
00:22:57,690 --> 00:23:02,347
will be the one good thing they
do with their miserable lives.
448
00:23:10,877 --> 00:23:12,400
[Major] Yo, Russ!
449
00:23:12,444 --> 00:23:14,228
Wanna win some more
money off me?
450
00:23:14,272 --> 00:23:15,229
I'm feeling unlucky.
451
00:23:15,273 --> 00:23:16,970
No. I don't think so.
452
00:23:17,014 --> 00:23:17,927
Everything okay?
453
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,235
Last night.
454
00:23:22,671 --> 00:23:24,108
What were you telling that cop?
455
00:23:24,151 --> 00:23:26,849
Cop? I didn't talk to a cop.
456
00:23:27,894 --> 00:23:29,156
I saw it, bro.
457
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,853
The blonde zombie
that works with the police.
458
00:23:30,897 --> 00:23:32,899
She's a medical examiner,
I think.
459
00:23:32,942 --> 00:23:35,119
Look, man. I just saw a pretty
girl and was chatting her up.
460
00:23:35,162 --> 00:23:36,120
Any luck?
461
00:23:36,163 --> 00:23:37,904
Nope.
462
00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:42,952
Yeah. So, you free
to meet up tonight?
463
00:23:42,996 --> 00:23:45,303
- Sure.
- Still eager to make some extra money?
464
00:23:45,346 --> 00:23:47,653
- You know it.
- Cool.
465
00:23:47,696 --> 00:23:50,482
- I'll text you the address. We can meet there.
- All right.
466
00:23:50,525 --> 00:23:53,789
And what we're doing,
467
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,705
- it's not exactly legal.
- I ain't dumb, son.
468
00:24:03,147 --> 00:24:04,887
[coughs]
469
00:24:04,931 --> 00:24:05,975
Thank you.
470
00:24:10,328 --> 00:24:11,851
Good morrow.
471
00:24:11,894 --> 00:24:13,809
Uh, hi.
472
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:17,857
It was a bit of a rough trip but
this is Beth and that's Geo.
473
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,773
- [baby cooing]
- Guys, this is Renegade.
474
00:24:23,036 --> 00:24:24,820
'Tis an honor, fair lady,
475
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:28,389
to return thine most noble soul
from the edge of the abyss.
476
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:30,957
Renegade, maybe let's just cut
to the scratch.
477
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,698
It was a long trip in the trunk.
478
00:24:34,178 --> 00:24:35,875
Beth of Columbus,
479
00:24:35,918 --> 00:24:38,225
I welcome you
to the brotherhood of zombies.
480
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:41,315
Live undead with a true heart,
481
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,100
and do naught but good.
482
00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:48,279
[Beth exhales]
483
00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,498
I feel new. Strong.
484
00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:52,152
I don't know how to thank you.
485
00:24:52,196 --> 00:24:54,415
- [baby cooing]
- We don't know how to thank you.
486
00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:57,810
'Tis a gift we received equally, m'lady.
487
00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:03,555
Geo of the Bay Area,
488
00:25:03,598 --> 00:25:06,253
I welcome you into
the brotherhood of zombies.
489
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,386
Live undead with a true heart
490
00:25:08,429 --> 00:25:09,909
and do naught but good.
491
00:25:13,608 --> 00:25:15,132
[breathing shakily]
492
00:25:15,175 --> 00:25:16,263
So, I'm gonna cry.
493
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,309
I... I didn't think
that would happen.
494
00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:20,789
I'm really grateful.
495
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:25,185
There was supposed
to be a third.
496
00:25:25,229 --> 00:25:27,056
Lady Isobel. I made a vow.
497
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,189
Yeah.
Isobel hasn't arrived yet.
498
00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:30,234
She should be here by now.
499
00:25:30,277 --> 00:25:32,192
With which coyote doth
she travel?
500
00:25:32,236 --> 00:25:34,325
It's the new guy. Curtis.
501
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:44,596
[shotgun fires]
502
00:25:50,471 --> 00:25:52,081
[tires screeching]
503
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,109
Ready to get your hands dirty?
504
00:26:22,286 --> 00:26:23,591
Born ready.
505
00:26:24,766 --> 00:26:26,551
Let's go pay some folks a visit.
506
00:26:48,719 --> 00:26:52,723
I think we need to readjust the brain to
gelatin ratio. It's all spilling out.
507
00:26:52,766 --> 00:26:56,378
No, you gotta fold the top over
before you staple it, idiot.
508
00:26:56,422 --> 00:26:57,423
[warehouse door opens]
509
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:01,253
[man] No, man.
These are our tubes.
510
00:27:01,296 --> 00:27:03,081
We bought them.
We're just repackaging them.
511
00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,126
[breathing rapidly] Please! No!
512
00:27:10,175 --> 00:27:12,394
[Russ] Nice.
513
00:27:12,438 --> 00:27:14,701
I should probably make an example
out of you, don't you think?
514
00:27:14,745 --> 00:27:16,529
- No.
- No?
515
00:27:16,573 --> 00:27:19,010
What do you think, Major?
Waste him?
516
00:27:19,619 --> 00:27:20,577
Call it.
517
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,839
Heads we waste him!
518
00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:28,802
Tails.
519
00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:31,501
[breathing shakily]
520
00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:39,509
And there won't be a next time,
will there?
521
00:27:40,466 --> 00:27:41,598
[weakly] No.
522
00:27:43,817 --> 00:27:45,515
Put those axes to use, boys.
523
00:28:02,532 --> 00:28:05,926
Liv, my love.
Can I get your number?
524
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:08,581
Where are the zombie LARPers
we seek?
525
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,756
There the heroes be.
526
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,630
Hoisting half-pints
of low-carb lager.
527
00:28:13,673 --> 00:28:15,545
My liege. Shall we?
528
00:28:21,812 --> 00:28:23,944
You are Sir Clive Babineaux.
529
00:28:23,988 --> 00:28:27,600
Zombie slayer. Survivor
of the pits of Max Rager.
530
00:28:27,644 --> 00:28:29,646
Cracker of suspects
531
00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:32,605
and daydream lover of the women
of Precinct Nine. Forget it not.
532
00:28:32,649 --> 00:28:34,868
Yay. Verily.
533
00:28:34,912 --> 00:28:39,046
Thanks, Liv.
I'll pull my head out.
534
00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:47,359
[Clive] You the Shadow Exiles?
535
00:28:47,402 --> 00:28:50,014
Clive Babineaux, Seattle PD.
Homicide.
536
00:28:52,886 --> 00:28:54,279
I take it you know why I'm here.
537
00:28:54,322 --> 00:28:55,802
It's about Garrett, isn't it?
538
00:28:55,846 --> 00:28:57,717
Yes. Garrett.
539
00:28:57,761 --> 00:28:59,763
The guy you left for dead
out in the park.
540
00:29:01,068 --> 00:29:03,854
We thought he was a zombie.
Like us. And...
541
00:29:03,897 --> 00:29:07,074
We understand it was a secret
that Garrett was human.
542
00:29:07,118 --> 00:29:09,555
Just tell us exactly
what happened.
543
00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:12,645
We've been acting out Arthurian
legends for the last couple of months.
544
00:29:12,689 --> 00:29:16,867
Garrett was the best fighter,
so, of course, he was Lancelot.
545
00:29:16,910 --> 00:29:21,654
When that sword went through him,
Garrett bled like a stuck pig.
546
00:29:21,698 --> 00:29:23,961
We were all standing there,
dumbstruck.
547
00:29:24,004 --> 00:29:26,746
It made no sense for a zombie
to bleed like that.
548
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:32,752
Before we could even figure out what
was happening, Garrett was dead.
549
00:29:32,796 --> 00:29:37,496
It... It happened so fast. No one knew
what to do. We all just panicked.
550
00:29:37,539 --> 00:29:40,194
No one knew if what
we were doing was legal.
551
00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:42,675
It's true we all panicked.
552
00:29:42,719 --> 00:29:45,809
But I was the one who struck
the fatal blow.
553
00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:47,724
Then you must be Arthur.
554
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:51,684
In one life. In the other,
I'm known as Kevin Kreeger.
555
00:29:51,728 --> 00:29:54,382
It was an accident, darling.
556
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:58,212
My husband loved Garrett.
We all did.
557
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,562
Guinevere, I presume.
558
00:30:00,606 --> 00:30:03,565
Yes, but also Kathy Kreeger.
559
00:30:05,089 --> 00:30:08,048
You all need to come down
to the station in the morning.
560
00:30:08,092 --> 00:30:11,486
I need to take a statement
from everyone who was there.
561
00:30:11,530 --> 00:30:14,838
Killing Garrett
was unintentional,
562
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:17,318
but leaving his body
was a crime.
563
00:30:17,362 --> 00:30:19,364
My wife wasn't even
at the battle.
564
00:30:19,407 --> 00:30:21,714
I'll still need you to come
down and give a statement.
565
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:29,679
I'm really tempted to not come back.
New Seattle blows.
566
00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:32,029
I guess I would have to
end things with my fiancee.
567
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,729
[horn honks]
568
00:30:36,773 --> 00:30:38,165
What the hell?
569
00:30:41,821 --> 00:30:43,301
See why I hate this place?
570
00:30:45,607 --> 00:30:46,696
[rifle cocks]
571
00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:49,742
We will rise
572
00:30:49,786 --> 00:30:51,701
and they will drown!
573
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:57,924
The meals on the bus go down,
down, down!
574
00:30:57,968 --> 00:30:59,143
[upbeat music playing]
575
00:30:59,186 --> 00:31:01,972
Fear not killers!
Fear not rapists!
576
00:31:02,015 --> 00:31:06,106
It is to a better place
you go...
577
00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:09,631
The digestive tract
of a hungry zombie!
578
00:31:09,675 --> 00:31:14,158
It will be over soon!
Submit! Submit!
579
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:30,478
Brothers, sisters, feed!
580
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,133
Feed to your heart's content.
581
00:31:34,265 --> 00:31:36,049
Those are some good minions.
582
00:31:36,093 --> 00:31:39,618
[Angus] Rejoice, my friends.
Rejoice.
583
00:31:39,661 --> 00:31:42,012
- Feast to your heart's content.
- [indistinct shouting]
584
00:31:42,055 --> 00:31:44,405
It's a medical condition,
Blaine.
585
00:31:44,449 --> 00:31:46,059
Still...
586
00:31:46,103 --> 00:31:48,932
[Crybaby] It's glandular.
Nothing I can do about it.
587
00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,412
Have him go kill someone.
Here, I'll do it.
588
00:31:51,456 --> 00:31:55,373
Crybaby Carl!
Go kill somebody on that bus.
589
00:31:55,852 --> 00:31:57,984
Crybaby, stop.
590
00:31:58,028 --> 00:31:59,551
Oh, one of them's getting away.
591
00:31:59,594 --> 00:32:02,206
[Angus] Mangia, mangia, mangia!
592
00:32:02,249 --> 00:32:03,947
[Blaine] That your
accountant guy?
593
00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,818
- Not him.
- Cool beans.
594
00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:07,472
[prisoner] No, get away! Aah!
595
00:32:07,515 --> 00:32:09,256
They're eating that guy's
brains right out of his head.
596
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,910
They didn't even kill him first.
597
00:32:10,954 --> 00:32:12,912
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
598
00:32:12,956 --> 00:32:14,479
His legs are moving.
599
00:32:14,522 --> 00:32:17,003
I think that's
a nervous system thing.
600
00:32:17,047 --> 00:32:19,092
Now he's definitely dead.
601
00:32:19,136 --> 00:32:22,139
- Oop. No, wait.
- [man] Oh, God, no...
602
00:32:22,182 --> 00:32:23,967
- [zombie chomping]
- Okay, now.
603
00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,971
[Casper blubbering]
604
00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:33,890
Please! Please, don't eat me!
Ah! I'll do anything.
605
00:32:33,933 --> 00:32:38,111
Tell me the truth, Casper.
What's scarier, them or me?
606
00:32:38,155 --> 00:32:40,505
Stacey, please.
607
00:32:40,548 --> 00:32:42,594
Don't let them eat me.
I'm begging you.
608
00:32:42,637 --> 00:32:46,032
You had a lot to say to the DA's
office about my operation,
609
00:32:46,076 --> 00:32:49,122
but when I want to know where
my money is, you're silent.
610
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,865
Okay, you can take it!
It's in locker 220.
611
00:32:52,909 --> 00:32:54,867
It's at the ferry terminal.
It's on Colman!
612
00:32:54,911 --> 00:32:56,521
Please!
Just let me go!
613
00:33:00,438 --> 00:33:02,048
Thanks,
614
00:33:02,092 --> 00:33:05,312
but I'd rather get it straight
from the horse's brain.
615
00:33:05,356 --> 00:33:08,098
This is Blaine.
He'll be eating you tonight.
616
00:33:08,141 --> 00:33:11,579
Crybaby.
Do what you do, man.
617
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:14,278
- [upbeat music playing]
- No
618
00:33:14,321 --> 00:33:16,367
[Casper] No! Please.
619
00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:22,155
[crying] Please.
Don't eat me. No!
620
00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:30,880
You can stop doing that.
I spoke to his family.
621
00:33:30,924 --> 00:33:33,013
They don't want it, and
with the investigation over,
622
00:33:33,056 --> 00:33:34,492
they said we could
just trash it.
623
00:33:34,536 --> 00:33:36,799
A sad end for such
a valiant man.
624
00:33:36,843 --> 00:33:39,019
You're lucky your maiden fair
never caught his eye.
625
00:33:39,062 --> 00:33:41,891
Uh, hello? Undercover
with the zombie truthers.
626
00:33:41,935 --> 00:33:43,719
Yes, but our Peyton's
fantasy life
627
00:33:43,762 --> 00:33:46,417
revolves entirely around
knights in shining armor.
628
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:49,899
Fortune has smiled on you.
Count thyself blest.
629
00:33:57,559 --> 00:34:00,083
So, you have no idea
where Isobel is?
630
00:34:00,127 --> 00:34:02,651
Is there any chance the coyote got her into
Seattle and you just don't know it yet?
631
00:34:02,694 --> 00:34:06,742
- I knoweth not. I await news
from Sir Levon. -[Door opens]
632
00:34:06,785 --> 00:34:07,874
Ah-ha!
633
00:34:09,832 --> 00:34:10,877
How could you?
634
00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:14,054
[gasps]
635
00:34:14,097 --> 00:34:16,317
Whoa! What'd you see?
636
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,146
Guinevere cheating
on King Arthur.
637
00:34:19,189 --> 00:34:22,105
- With Lancelot, I presume.
- Verily.
638
00:34:22,149 --> 00:34:23,802
I must away.
639
00:34:28,198 --> 00:34:32,550
I know this sounds like some
kind of role-play come-on,
640
00:34:32,594 --> 00:34:35,989
um, but I literally can't
figure out how to take this off.
641
00:34:37,251 --> 00:34:39,035
Let me see what we can do.
642
00:34:46,738 --> 00:34:48,827
You're human and you were
sleeping with
643
00:34:48,871 --> 00:34:50,568
Garrett/Lancelot.
644
00:34:50,612 --> 00:34:54,442
That means King Arthur/your husband
knew Garrett was human, too.
645
00:34:54,485 --> 00:34:56,183
It's not what you think.
646
00:34:56,226 --> 00:34:58,098
Well, that's good, Guinevere,
because what I think
647
00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:01,014
is that your husband, King Arthur,
murdered your lover, Lancelot.
648
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:04,887
You do know that when LARPing, you
are free to change the endings?
649
00:35:06,149 --> 00:35:07,977
I love my husband.
650
00:35:08,021 --> 00:35:09,413
And my husband loves me.
651
00:35:09,457 --> 00:35:11,894
But after Kevin
became a zombie...
652
00:35:11,938 --> 00:35:14,810
A bedswerver ye became.
653
00:35:14,853 --> 00:35:17,465
I thought that our love
was strong enough.
654
00:35:17,508 --> 00:35:20,033
That sex wasn't everything.
655
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:23,819
But it became clear
how important it was.
656
00:35:23,862 --> 00:35:27,127
What intimacy does for a couple.
657
00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:29,172
How lack of it tears them apart.
658
00:35:29,216 --> 00:35:34,090
My liege and lord has faced down similar
demons, and yet, not a murder one.
659
00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:37,006
He and his zombie lover allow
others to share their bed.
660
00:35:37,050 --> 00:35:38,573
[sharply] Liv.
661
00:35:40,923 --> 00:35:43,186
Has that worked for you?
662
00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:45,884
[sighs] It hasn't been
the easiest thing.
663
00:35:47,190 --> 00:35:49,236
I wouldn't think so.
664
00:35:49,279 --> 00:35:50,585
Look, Detective...
665
00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:53,805
Even if my husband
wanted to kill Garrett,
666
00:35:53,849 --> 00:35:55,894
it had to be a freak accident.
First of all,
667
00:35:55,938 --> 00:35:58,114
Garrett is the greatest
swordsman in Seattle.
668
00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,725
It's a fluke that Kevin
even touched him.
669
00:36:00,769 --> 00:36:04,120
Also, Kevin fights
with Excalibur. A broadsword.
670
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:07,950
If you wanted to kill someone wearing
chainmail, you wouldn't use a broadsword,
671
00:36:07,994 --> 00:36:09,996
you'd use something
super-pointy.
672
00:36:11,432 --> 00:36:14,261
[Clive] Something like...
673
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,611
this?
674
00:36:20,397 --> 00:36:22,182
That's not Excalibur.
675
00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:26,969
Gallahad, the pure of heart!
676
00:36:27,709 --> 00:36:29,798
Steve! Steve!
677
00:36:31,930 --> 00:36:33,280
We're ready for you.
678
00:36:35,238 --> 00:36:36,370
[clears throat]
679
00:36:36,413 --> 00:36:40,156
Mr. Kreeger,
here's what we know.
680
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,071
We know you were aware
that Garrett was human
681
00:36:42,115 --> 00:36:44,943
because you caught him cheating
with your human wife.
682
00:36:44,987 --> 00:36:46,815
You didn't fight with Excalibur,
683
00:36:46,858 --> 00:36:48,991
a blade synonymous
with King Arthur.
684
00:36:49,035 --> 00:36:53,300
Instead, you chose to fight with a
sword that could pierce chainmail.
685
00:36:53,343 --> 00:36:55,389
- And according to Gallahad...
- The pure of heart.
686
00:36:55,432 --> 00:37:00,481
During the fight, you tricked Lancelot
into thinking that you had been injured.
687
00:37:00,524 --> 00:37:03,179
When Lancelot let down
his guard to assist you,
688
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:05,138
you thrust a sword
through his gut.
689
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,183
You fought without honor.
690
00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:11,796
[scoffs] When he slept with my
wife, he ceded his honor card.
691
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,844
You had to trick him because he
was a better fighter than you.
692
00:37:17,889 --> 00:37:20,370
A better fighter.
A better lover.
693
00:37:20,414 --> 00:37:24,331
Certainly better-looking,
younger... [scoffs]
694
00:37:24,374 --> 00:37:26,115
And yet, here I am.
695
00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:29,118
Still alive.
And I'll serve no prison time.
696
00:37:29,162 --> 00:37:31,338
I admit nothing.
697
00:37:31,381 --> 00:37:33,427
We were LARPers, playing a game.
698
00:37:33,470 --> 00:37:37,170
And Garrett pretended to be a zombie
and that's how he got himself killed.
699
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,738
That's what a jury will believe, so
you can keep your pad, Detective.
700
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:42,653
[Clive scoffs]
701
00:37:44,438 --> 00:37:46,266
[Mr. Boss] I can't believe
my former accountant
702
00:37:46,309 --> 00:37:48,442
actually told us
the real location.
703
00:37:48,485 --> 00:37:51,184
He did seem eager to impress
in his final moments
704
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,011
and my vision was clear as day.
705
00:37:53,055 --> 00:37:57,103
Locker 220 at the ferry station
on Colman.
706
00:37:59,192 --> 00:38:01,019
Come to Daddy.
707
00:38:05,676 --> 00:38:06,851
[sighs]
708
00:38:09,332 --> 00:38:10,377
Disappointing.
709
00:38:11,334 --> 00:38:13,162
I don't understand.
710
00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:14,816
Well, I don't know
what to tell you.
711
00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,687
I saw Cotter
put a black duffel bag
712
00:38:16,731 --> 00:38:19,255
full of money in this locker.
713
00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,344
Well, then where the hell is it?
714
00:38:21,388 --> 00:38:23,477
Liv, you can't just bring
new people here.
715
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,174
You put everyone at risk.
716
00:38:25,218 --> 00:38:27,568
- New people need to be vetted.
- New to you, good sir,
717
00:38:27,611 --> 00:38:29,700
but to me a lifetime of loyalty.
718
00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:32,921
I come bearing gifts.
719
00:38:34,444 --> 00:38:35,489
[exhaling]
720
00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:38,144
- Whoa!
- [Levon scoffs]
721
00:38:39,362 --> 00:38:41,016
Consider Lady Peyton vetted.
722
00:38:41,059 --> 00:38:43,192
Think of those
who will benefit from this.
723
00:38:43,236 --> 00:38:47,240
All the people we weren't
able to bring in before.
724
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,285
[knock at door]
725
00:39:00,998 --> 00:39:02,825
[sighs] It's all right.
726
00:39:04,479 --> 00:39:05,828
Come on.
727
00:39:10,572 --> 00:39:12,574
[Curtis] There
were some hiccups.
728
00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:14,141
- What happened?
- A couple of the guards along the north wall
729
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,013
decided what we bribed them
isn't enough.
730
00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:18,058
We had to find another route.
731
00:39:18,102 --> 00:39:21,714
- She was a champ.
- I'm... I'm so glad we made it.
732
00:39:21,757 --> 00:39:23,672
It was such a crazy drama
getting here.
733
00:39:23,716 --> 00:39:26,197
I couldn't handle
the Walley World situation.
734
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:30,418
"Zombie Park"s closed. Walrus out
front should've told you.' [chuckles]
735
00:39:33,073 --> 00:39:34,248
Hey.
736
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:40,733
Let's do this.
I'm tired of being sick.
737
00:39:43,257 --> 00:39:44,955
'Tis with the proudest of hearts
738
00:39:44,998 --> 00:39:48,175
that I shall fulfill the third
of my promises three.
739
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,699
Oh, great.
740
00:39:50,743 --> 00:39:53,659
Quick question.
Do all zombies talk like you
741
00:39:53,702 --> 00:39:57,054
or do you, like, actually
work at a Ren Faire?
742
00:40:00,013 --> 00:40:04,191
Isobel of Idaho, I welcome you
to the brotherhood of zombies.
743
00:40:05,192 --> 00:40:07,890
Live undead with a true heart
744
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,981
and do naught but good.
745
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:23,732
[breathes deeply]
746
00:40:28,737 --> 00:40:30,609
Uh...
747
00:40:30,652 --> 00:40:32,915
How long
does it take to kick in?
748
00:40:40,097 --> 00:40:43,491
It's usually pretty immediate.
Try the other arm.
749
00:40:45,145 --> 00:40:48,018
Yeah, maybe it's like
a vein thing.
750
00:40:52,152 --> 00:40:53,632
[clears throat]
751
00:40:54,546 --> 00:40:56,200
- Isobel of...
- [Peyton] Liv...
752
00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:59,029
- Oh, Renegade.
- Sorry.
753
00:41:00,508 --> 00:41:02,467
Go a little deeper this time.
754
00:41:15,262 --> 00:41:16,350
[Levon] Maybe do her neck.
755
00:41:16,394 --> 00:41:18,048
Have you eaten today?
756
00:41:22,487 --> 00:41:23,966
I don't understand.
757
00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:38,764
I'm going to die, aren't I?
758
00:41:49,383 --> 00:41:51,646
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