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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:03:58,312 --> 00:03:59,897 Your breakfast, sir. 3 00:04:17,915 --> 00:04:23,838 Pork bellies! I have a hunch something exciting is going to happen 4 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,465 in the pork belly market this morning. 5 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:43,274 Will Miss Penelope be dining with you this evening, sir? 6 00:04:43,941 --> 00:04:46,277 Yes. Yes, she will. 7 00:05:28,444 --> 00:05:30,946 - Good morning, Mr. Winthorpe. - Morning, Folsey. 8 00:05:40,831 --> 00:05:42,911 - Morning, Mr. Winthorpe. - Good morning. 9 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,419 - Morning, Mr. Winthorpe. - Morning. 10 00:05:46,962 --> 00:05:49,215 - Morning, Mr. Winthorpe. - Morning. 11 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:52,093 Good morning, Mr. Winthorpe. 12 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:56,430 - Morning, Mr. Winthorpe. - Morning, Mr. Winthorpe. 13 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,893 - Good morning, Mr. Winthorpe. - Morning. 14 00:06:03,646 --> 00:06:06,148 - Good morning, Mr. Winthorpe. - Morning. 15 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:27,586 Pork bellies. I knew it. I knew it! 16 00:06:44,854 --> 00:06:47,982 - Good morning, Mr. Duke. - Good morning, Mr. Duke. 17 00:06:49,608 --> 00:06:52,319 - Good morning, Mr. Duke. - Morning, Mr. Duke. 18 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,406 - Morning, Mr. Duke. - Morning, Mr. Duke. 19 00:06:55,531 --> 00:06:58,617 - Mr. Duke. - Good morning, Mr. Duke. 20 00:06:58,743 --> 00:07:00,828 Good morning, Mr. Duke. 21 00:07:32,276 --> 00:07:34,487 When do we sell? 22 00:07:34,612 --> 00:07:38,157 How stupid these scientists are! 23 00:07:38,282 --> 00:07:42,453 The eternal question! There is no question. The answer's obvious. 24 00:07:42,578 --> 00:07:45,998 I don't care about heredity versus environment. 25 00:07:46,123 --> 00:07:50,294 I'm sick and tired of hearing it. I care how much we get for our pork bellies. 26 00:07:50,419 --> 00:07:52,505 Winthorpe will sell at 76 and a quarter. 27 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:55,257 His charts say that's as high as it'll go. 28 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,761 It'll never get that high. Let's sell now. 29 00:07:58,886 --> 00:08:02,098 Patience, Mortimer. Let's see if Winthorpe's right. 30 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:07,061 Winthorpe's wrong. It's topped out. I say we sell now. 31 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,939 - Just another few seconds. - The market's closing. 32 00:08:10,064 --> 00:08:12,691 We won't get the order in. 33 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:35,715 We just made an extra $347,000. 34 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:38,217 Get me Winthorpe. 35 00:08:38,342 --> 00:08:42,054 Well, I never had an instant of doubt in my mind, Mortimer. 36 00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:46,267 Yes, I'm sure a lot of people went belly-up on that one. 37 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:48,477 I'll see you at the club. 38 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:20,342 Morning Mr. Duke. 39 00:09:20,468 --> 00:09:23,846 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Thank you very much. 40 00:09:23,971 --> 00:09:27,141 Vietnam did this to me but I'm not bitter, thank you. 41 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:30,436 Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah? 42 00:09:30,561 --> 00:09:33,355 Spare a poor war veteran some change? I'm on my knees for life. 43 00:09:33,481 --> 00:09:35,524 I have no money to give you. 44 00:09:35,649 --> 00:09:37,485 Please, anything. 45 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,279 A quarter, just a couple of dollars. 46 00:09:40,404 --> 00:09:43,199 Anything, a quarter, a nickel, please. 47 00:09:43,324 --> 00:09:45,618 Hey, man, I really don't appreciate this. 48 00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:49,747 I don't care what it is, smoked ham, anything, a jacket. 49 00:09:49,872 --> 00:09:53,000 Thanks! How'd you like a stump up your ass? 50 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:56,670 - Stay outta here! - You've got a lot of soul. I appreciate it. 51 00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:04,178 Listen to this. 52 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,389 "Expect this stagnation to continue, 53 00:10:06,514 --> 00:10:08,599 "until the Department Of Agriculture's 54 00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,935 January crop report." 55 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:14,397 Exactly as we thought, Randolph. 56 00:10:14,522 --> 00:10:17,983 Wrong! Quite wrong. Untrue. 57 00:10:18,109 --> 00:10:20,194 They've given this genetics fellow 58 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:23,864 the Nobel Prize. He doesn't know the first thing about human nature. 59 00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:28,369 We're about to make millions of dollars in frozen orange juice 60 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:30,579 and you're talking about human nature. 61 00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:32,540 Money isn't everything. 62 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,833 Grow up. 63 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,460 Mother always said you were greedy. 64 00:10:36,585 --> 00:10:38,462 She meant it as a compliment. 65 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:47,430 Ezra, right on time. 66 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:52,309 I bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. 67 00:10:52,435 --> 00:10:54,520 There you are. 68 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:59,400 Five dollars! Maybe I'll go to the movies... 69 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:02,695 by myself. 70 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:07,158 - Half of it is from me. - Thank you, Mr. Mortimer. 71 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:21,839 - Gentlemen. - Looking good, Louis. 72 00:11:21,964 --> 00:11:23,674 Feeling good, Todd. 73 00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:27,470 We need a fourth for squash today, Louis. Are you interested? 74 00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:30,931 No can do. I'll be having dinner with Penelope, tonight. 75 00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:36,937 - Oh, lucky you. - It's not luck, Todd. 76 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,492 Randolph, Mortimer. 77 00:11:49,617 --> 00:11:51,952 What have you got for us? 78 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,246 It's that time of the month again. 79 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:58,376 Payroll checks for our employees, which require your signatures. 80 00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:00,961 And no forgetting to sign the big ones. 81 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,673 We are paying some of our employees an awful lot of money. 82 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:07,301 You can't get around the minimum wage. 83 00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:19,772 $50,000 to Clarence Beeks! Who the hell... 84 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:25,319 I meant to ask you about that. I went through our records, 85 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:28,781 and there doesn't seem to be a Clarence Beeks employed with the firm. 86 00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:34,495 Oh, Clarence Beeks. Yes, of course. 87 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:39,166 - He's doing something top secret for us. - Research. 88 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:42,753 How is Penelope? 89 00:12:42,878 --> 00:12:46,924 Don't forget she's our grandniece - you'd better make an honest woman of her. 90 00:12:47,049 --> 00:12:51,220 Well, I'll certainly try, sir. The wedding invitations go out this week. 91 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:53,347 Good. Good work, Winthorpe. 92 00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:57,476 Don't worry about this, Winthorpe. 93 00:12:57,601 --> 00:13:00,563 I'll take care of this one personally. 94 00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:05,985 - Goodbye, Winthorpe. - Goodbye, Winthorpe. 95 00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:19,957 Winthorpe is a very steady young man. 96 00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:22,918 We're lucky to have him managing our firm. 97 00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:28,090 Oh, hogwash. Exeter, Harvard - he's the product of good environment. 98 00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:30,926 It's got nothing to do with environment. 99 00:13:31,052 --> 00:13:34,597 With his genes, you could put him anywhere and he'd come out on top. 100 00:13:34,722 --> 00:13:38,392 Breeding, same as in race horses. It's in the blood. 101 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,529 Hey, baby, what's happening? How you doing? 102 00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:54,867 Once you've had a man with no legs, you never go back. 103 00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:58,120 I know what you're thinking. You seen "Porgy And Bess"? 104 00:13:58,245 --> 00:14:00,664 We can make it, baby. Me and you. 105 00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:03,334 You bitch! 106 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,225 - Who's that? Who's there? - Police! 107 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:23,813 We've had complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled. 108 00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:27,691 I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietnam. 109 00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:29,902 It was very painful. 110 00:14:30,027 --> 00:14:32,530 You were in 'Nam? So were we. Where? 111 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:35,616 I was in... Sang Bang... 112 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,201 Dang Gong... 113 00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:39,912 I was all over the place, a lot of places. 114 00:14:40,037 --> 00:14:41,539 What unit? 115 00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:44,917 I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions... 116 00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:49,714 Commando Airborne Tactics... Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. 117 00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:51,257 Yeah, it was real hush hush. 118 00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:54,885 I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me. 119 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:57,096 Airborne, huh? 120 00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:09,692 I can see! I can see! 121 00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:11,736 I have... I have legs. 122 00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:15,156 I have... Oh shit, look at this. Legs! I can walk. 123 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,117 Jesus, praise Jesus. 124 00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:22,830 I appreciate this. Oh, this is beautiful. I can't believe... Thank you. 125 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,915 I don't know what to do it's... 126 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:29,378 Glory be to God. Praise Jesus. Look at me. 127 00:15:29,503 --> 00:15:32,006 This is too much. I can't believe it. 128 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:37,386 Ah, beautiful. Listen... I can't thank you. First Moses, now this. God, Jesus... 129 00:15:37,511 --> 00:15:40,973 I'm so happy, oh God. Look at me, this is too much. 130 00:15:41,098 --> 00:15:44,060 What a happy day! 131 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:47,188 Really, I appreciate it. Y'alls OK now. Look at this. 132 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:51,233 I can walk. I don't know what to say... I'll be all right. Take it easy. 133 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,154 Y'all beautiful, both of you are, the two of you. 134 00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:05,206 How are you doing? 135 00:16:12,546 --> 00:16:14,882 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Stop thief. 136 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,718 - Help, help! - What are you talking about, man? 137 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:21,263 Don't kill me, take it, please. I'm getting married. 138 00:16:21,389 --> 00:16:24,058 - I don't want your bag. - Help! Help! 139 00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,311 Help! Help! 140 00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:29,563 Help! 141 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,358 He's in there. After him. 142 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,865 - Excuse me. - Watch out. He probably has a weapon. 143 00:16:42,993 --> 00:16:45,996 Stop him. He has my briefcase. 144 00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:48,332 He's inside. That guy's crazy. 145 00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:54,714 He's getting away. 146 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,049 There he is. That's him. Get him. 147 00:16:57,174 --> 00:17:00,177 He's under the table. Somebody go under there. 148 00:17:00,302 --> 00:17:02,388 Right there. There he is. 149 00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:08,936 Is there a problem, officers? 150 00:17:16,694 --> 00:17:19,363 What in heaven's name is going on here? 151 00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:24,285 - He tried to rob the payroll, Randolph. - I didn't, he bumped into me. 152 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,246 I did not. You tried to grab my briefcase. 153 00:17:27,371 --> 00:17:30,291 - It was an accident. - An accident, really? 154 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,085 - What will happen to him? - We'll book him 155 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,547 on assault, robbery, and resisting arrest. 156 00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:39,050 Well done, Winthorpe. 157 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:42,928 I'm innocent. I was trying to give his briefcase back. 158 00:17:43,054 --> 00:17:45,598 I can't go to jail cos of some ass-wipe. 159 00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:48,350 Officer, I would like to press full charges. 160 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:51,020 People like this are a menace to decent society. 161 00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:53,814 You're from a broken home of course? 162 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,900 Yeah, it was broke. So what? 163 00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,986 You have a history of juvenile arrests, I presume? 164 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:02,406 Drug abuse, reform school, state prisons and all that- 165 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:05,618 I want a lawyer. Is there a lawyer in the house? 166 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,170 That man is a product of a poor environment. 167 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,798 There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it. 168 00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:22,301 Of course there's something wrong with him... 169 00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:24,595 He's a Negro! 170 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,099 He's probably been stealing since he could crawl. 171 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,740 Given the right surroundings and encouragement, 172 00:18:45,574 --> 00:18:50,621 I'll bet that that man could run our company as well as Winthorpe. 173 00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:53,791 Are we talking about a wager, Randolph? 174 00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:59,839 I suppose you think Winthorpe... say if he were to lose his job, 175 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,758 would resort to holding up people on the streets. 176 00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:06,721 No, I don't think that would be enough for Winthorpe. 177 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:12,351 We'd have to heap a little more misfortune on those narrow shoulders. 178 00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:15,604 If he lost his job and his home 179 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,357 and his fiancée and his friends. 180 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:22,403 If he were somehow disgraced and arrested by the police 181 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,613 and thrown in jail, even. 182 00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:29,952 Yes, I'm sure he'd take to crime like a fish to water. 183 00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:34,915 You'd have to put him in the wrong surroundings, with the worst sort of people. 184 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,586 I mean real scum, Randolph. 185 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,796 We've done it before. 186 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,549 This time it's in a good cause. 187 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,469 How much do you want to bet? 188 00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:49,305 - The usual amount. - Why not? 189 00:19:54,477 --> 00:19:57,605 You're so brave, Louis. 190 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,982 Someone has to take a stand against criminals. 191 00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:02,401 But he could have killed you. 192 00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:07,198 In such a situation, you have no time to think - instinct takes over. 193 00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:10,284 It's either kill or be killed. 194 00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:16,165 Did Louis tell you what he did today? 195 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:23,255 Mr. Louis kindly shared this afternoon's excitement with me, Miss Penelope. 196 00:20:25,674 --> 00:20:28,177 You're so hot tempered, darling. 197 00:20:31,305 --> 00:20:33,849 I would have grovelled and begged for mercy. 198 00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:43,943 I want you Louis, now. 199 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:50,366 - Coleman. - Sir? 200 00:20:51,575 --> 00:20:54,745 We'll take our drinks in the living room, by the fire. 201 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,792 - No dessert, sir? - You have it. 202 00:21:01,919 --> 00:21:03,838 Thank you, sir. 203 00:21:12,263 --> 00:21:14,807 Hello. 204 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,310 Oh, hello Mr. Duke, sir... A what? 205 00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:23,315 A scientific experiment. 206 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,651 Not at all, sir, no I... 207 00:21:25,776 --> 00:21:28,362 It all sounds very... 208 00:21:29,196 --> 00:21:31,282 ...original. 209 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,369 Well, it's your house and I work for you. 210 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,372 I shall make the necessary arrangements. 211 00:21:39,582 --> 00:21:41,876 And a very good night to you, sir. 212 00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:48,007 What a scumbag. 213 00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:52,803 Mumsie wants to have a party for us right after New Year's. 214 00:21:52,928 --> 00:21:55,431 January 2nd, is that good for you? 215 00:21:55,556 --> 00:21:58,684 OK with me, hon. Darn nice of her too. 216 00:21:58,809 --> 00:22:01,562 Oh, heck. 2nd January. Can't do it. 217 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:05,191 - Oh, Louis. - It's the day the crop reports come out. 218 00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:11,197 What do those stupid old crop reports have to do with Mumsie's party? 219 00:22:11,322 --> 00:22:14,408 It's the busiest time of year in the office, sugarpuff. 220 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:18,704 It's just not fair. Why can't you make them do it another day? 221 00:22:18,829 --> 00:22:22,875 The Department Of Agriculture gets those estimates from all over the country. 222 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,086 Pork bellies, soybeans, 223 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,171 frozen orange juice. 224 00:22:27,296 --> 00:22:30,132 I'll just have to ask Todd to take me. 225 00:22:31,342 --> 00:22:35,221 Now, wait just a minute. If you think I'm going to let that playboy... 226 00:22:35,346 --> 00:22:37,598 Just teasing you. 227 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,934 You know something, Witherspoon? 228 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:44,063 - What? - We are going to make a great couple. 229 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,816 We're going to have a great life. 230 00:22:48,609 --> 00:22:51,362 - Excuse me, sir. - What is it? 231 00:22:51,487 --> 00:22:54,907 Will you be needing me any more, this evening, sir? 232 00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:59,912 No, I think I have everything I want. 233 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,456 Good night, sir. 234 00:23:12,174 --> 00:23:14,677 I had to keep him under surveillance. 235 00:23:14,802 --> 00:23:18,597 I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move. 236 00:23:18,723 --> 00:23:21,934 - Tell us how you cut him. - With no knife. 237 00:23:22,059 --> 00:23:26,397 - You told me you cut the dude. - With these I cut him. 238 00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:30,067 I am a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. 239 00:23:54,592 --> 00:23:59,263 That's the "quart of blood" technique. Do it, a quart of blood drops out of a body. 240 00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:03,601 - Tell him how you beat on the cop. - Cops, plural. 241 00:24:03,726 --> 00:24:08,230 Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around. 242 00:24:08,355 --> 00:24:12,943 When they brought you in and booked you, you was crying like a pussy. 243 00:24:13,069 --> 00:24:18,074 - Yeah. - The cops threw tear gas in my face. 244 00:24:18,199 --> 00:24:21,994 I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face. 245 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,414 You beating up a man, putting him in hospital. 246 00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:28,042 - How come I don't see marks on you? - Yeah. 247 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,586 Cos I'm a karate man, all right. 248 00:24:30,711 --> 00:24:34,423 Karate men bruise on the inside They don't show their weaknesses. 249 00:24:34,548 --> 00:24:38,636 You don't know that, motherfucker. Now get off my back, all right. 250 00:24:39,637 --> 00:24:43,224 I wish my bitches would hurry up. I ain't got time to be here. 251 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:46,477 Where is your bitches, Mr. Big Time Pimp? 252 00:24:46,602 --> 00:24:47,937 Yeah. 253 00:24:51,065 --> 00:24:54,485 Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted 254 00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:56,696 and I can't get in contact with my bitches. 255 00:24:57,446 --> 00:25:00,491 Yeah, the phone in the limo had busted. Are you ignorant? 256 00:25:02,159 --> 00:25:06,205 - Look, sit down, all right. - It ain't cool being no jive turkey 257 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,541 so close to Thanksgiving. 258 00:25:12,253 --> 00:25:13,713 Hey, now... 259 00:25:15,297 --> 00:25:18,426 You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already. 260 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:23,264 Do you know who you're fucking with? Back the fuck up, back up. 261 00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:27,309 D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor. 262 00:25:27,435 --> 00:25:29,979 - Billy Ray Valentine? - Yes. 263 00:25:30,146 --> 00:25:31,605 Move it. 264 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:35,651 - You made bail. - I did? 265 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:50,332 May I suggest using a night stick, officer? 266 00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:52,334 Get outta here. 267 00:26:19,236 --> 00:26:20,696 Mr. Valentine. 268 00:26:22,573 --> 00:26:24,867 Could you spare us a moment? 269 00:26:26,243 --> 00:26:30,581 - Don't I know you two guys? - Step inside, nice and warm in here. 270 00:26:30,706 --> 00:26:36,087 - Whiskey, all you want. - I ain't falling for the same trick twice. 271 00:26:36,212 --> 00:26:39,423 You'd get me in the car, and have me arrested for stealing it. 272 00:26:39,548 --> 00:26:42,635 Why should we do that, Mr. Valentine? 273 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,513 We're the ones who bailed you out. 274 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,925 Who are y'all? What y'all want? 275 00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:27,888 We want to help you. My brother and I run a privately funded program, 276 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,808 to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people. 277 00:27:30,933 --> 00:27:35,187 We'd like to supply you with a home of your own, a car, 278 00:27:35,312 --> 00:27:39,108 a generous bank account, and employment with our company. 279 00:27:39,233 --> 00:27:42,528 We're going to start you at $80,000 a year. 280 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,282 - $80,000? - Mmm. 281 00:27:46,407 --> 00:27:47,908 Excuse me. 282 00:27:50,286 --> 00:27:52,913 This is a practical joke, right, brother? 283 00:27:55,332 --> 00:27:59,211 Then these dudes are a couple of faggots, huh? 284 00:27:59,336 --> 00:28:01,422 What's my next move, man? 285 00:28:03,132 --> 00:28:05,217 Thank you, you've been helpful. 286 00:28:09,263 --> 00:28:13,267 - What about the payroll? - We've had the charges dropped. 287 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,603 You're a free man, Valentine. 288 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:18,856 We can stop right now and you can walk out on us forever. 289 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:33,954 No, I believe I can hang out with you fellas for a while. 290 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,415 - Excellent. - I'm Randolph Duke. 291 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:38,626 How you doing Randy, what's happening? 292 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:42,046 - My younger brother, Mortimer. - Hey Morty! What it is. 293 00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:44,423 Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn. 294 00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:47,885 Randy, that's like Randy Jackson from the Jackson Five, right? 295 00:28:48,010 --> 00:28:50,346 - Yes, I suppose so. - Yeah. 296 00:29:04,235 --> 00:29:06,654 Here we are, William. 297 00:29:08,906 --> 00:29:10,991 How you doing? 298 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,869 Hey, Randy, Morty. This is nice, I like this. 299 00:29:13,994 --> 00:29:16,706 - William... - Billy Ray. 300 00:29:16,831 --> 00:29:20,292 William, this is Coleman. He'll look after your day-to-day needs. 301 00:29:20,418 --> 00:29:24,588 - Can I relieve you of those? - You get a glass, I'll give you a sip. 302 00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:29,552 - Perhaps, your coat, sir? - Yes, this is my coat. 303 00:29:29,677 --> 00:29:32,805 Coleman is here to take care of you. He is your servant. 304 00:29:32,930 --> 00:29:34,932 - May I? - Get out of here. 305 00:29:35,057 --> 00:29:39,395 Valentine very badly wants to take a hot bath and get into something comfortable. 306 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,814 Don't you, Valentine? 307 00:29:45,693 --> 00:29:47,778 Jacuzzi, sir? 308 00:29:47,903 --> 00:29:50,656 I knew you was faggots. You ain't Jacuzzying nobody. 309 00:29:50,781 --> 00:29:53,284 It's a whirlpool bath sir. 310 00:29:53,409 --> 00:29:55,494 I think you'll enjoy it. 311 00:29:59,707 --> 00:30:03,836 Bubbles, man! Say, when I was growing up, 312 00:30:03,961 --> 00:30:08,340 we want a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. This is bad! 313 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:21,228 - What's he doing in there? - He's singing, sir. 314 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,439 They're very musical people, aren't they? 315 00:30:24,732 --> 00:30:29,111 - What shall I do with his clothes? - Send them to the laundry. 316 00:30:29,236 --> 00:30:33,824 He'll need them to wear back to the ghetto, after I've won our bet. 317 00:30:33,949 --> 00:30:38,621 - Well, what do you think? - I like it, Randy, very nice. 318 00:30:38,746 --> 00:30:41,957 I like the way you have the mirror and stuff. 319 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:46,045 - I don't think he understands. - Morty, I do understand. 320 00:30:46,170 --> 00:30:49,423 - William, this is your home. - Right. 321 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:53,344 - It belongs to you. - Yeah, I like my home. It's very nice. 322 00:30:53,469 --> 00:30:57,098 - I have nice taste in houses. - Everything here is yours. 323 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:59,517 - This is my stuff? - Your own property. 324 00:30:59,642 --> 00:31:01,727 - My own personal shit. - You understand? 325 00:31:01,852 --> 00:31:04,980 Yeah, I like that. You know what I like most? 326 00:31:05,106 --> 00:31:07,942 The curtains, it's beautiful the way I've set this place up. 327 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,945 This is something else. I like it. The cabinets. 328 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:14,532 Beautiful. I suppose you'll give me this TV set for free? 329 00:31:14,657 --> 00:31:16,992 - That's right. - Everything here is mine? 330 00:31:17,118 --> 00:31:19,912 - I guess the stereo's mine too? - Absolutely. 331 00:31:20,037 --> 00:31:22,748 This is too much. I could really dig this. You know why? 332 00:31:22,873 --> 00:31:24,959 This happens to me every week. 333 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,962 This is your house. 334 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:31,882 These are your personal possessions. 335 00:31:32,007 --> 00:31:34,719 You will only be stealing from yourself. 336 00:31:34,844 --> 00:31:37,763 Look, first you throw my ass in jail. 337 00:31:37,888 --> 00:31:42,518 Then you run me some garbage about how this is my house, this is my rug 338 00:31:42,643 --> 00:31:44,979 and this is my personal slave too. 339 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:49,400 I understand how you feel but the fact remains, all this is yours. 340 00:31:49,525 --> 00:31:51,944 You may do with it whatever you wish. 341 00:31:52,069 --> 00:31:55,948 This is my stuff. I can do what I want with it, right? 342 00:31:56,073 --> 00:31:58,993 This is my vase, Billy Ray's vase? 343 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:03,289 I can play Harlem Globetrotters shit with it, like Meadow Lark Lemon? 344 00:32:06,751 --> 00:32:11,005 - Hey man, I'm sorry about that. - Perfectly all right, it was your vase. 345 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,217 That was a fake, right? 346 00:32:15,342 --> 00:32:17,970 I think we paid $35,000 for it. 347 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:24,435 But, I seem to remember we estimated its value at $50,000 for the insurance. 348 00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:30,691 You see, Mortimer? William has already made us a profit of $15,000. 349 00:32:39,742 --> 00:32:41,744 You want me to break something else? 350 00:32:41,869 --> 00:32:43,204 No. 351 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,640 Excuse me. 352 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:12,191 I hope we're not pushing it, using Mr. Beeks for this, as well as the crop report. 353 00:33:12,316 --> 00:33:16,487 We are involved in a very important scientific experiment, Mortimer 354 00:33:16,612 --> 00:33:19,323 and Mr. Beeks has always proven reliable. 355 00:33:58,154 --> 00:34:00,072 Excuse me... Sorry. 356 00:34:06,454 --> 00:34:08,789 Hello, Todd. Gents. 357 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:27,725 Gentlemen. There is something rotten in the Heritage Club. 358 00:34:29,018 --> 00:34:31,771 Something that has never raised its vile head 359 00:34:31,896 --> 00:34:35,524 in the 208 years of the club's history. 360 00:34:37,026 --> 00:34:38,903 There is a thief, 361 00:34:39,028 --> 00:34:41,113 and he's sitting here among us. 362 00:34:41,238 --> 00:34:44,283 Not an ordinary thief like the man 363 00:34:44,408 --> 00:34:47,787 Winthorpe had the guts to stand up to yesterday. 364 00:34:47,912 --> 00:34:52,708 No, this man is a hundred times lower. 365 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:58,798 I'd like to introduce Mr. Beeks of Lyndhurst Security. 366 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:08,140 Thank you. I'd like to ask you gentlemen to all stand up. 367 00:35:15,731 --> 00:35:19,360 I'd like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder 368 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:22,405 of the man to your left. 369 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,245 I would now ask you 370 00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:34,291 to place your right hand in the coat pocket of the member to your right. 371 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:37,878 And empty the contents of those pockets onto the table. 372 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,093 Thank you. 373 00:35:44,552 --> 00:35:46,429 You may sit. 374 00:35:57,231 --> 00:36:00,359 We marked three $50 bills with red X's. 375 00:36:02,486 --> 00:36:05,031 Less than ten minutes ago 376 00:36:05,156 --> 00:36:09,201 those bills were stolen from a coat in the cloakroom. 377 00:36:10,453 --> 00:36:13,414 One of our operatives witnessed the theft. 378 00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:47,907 Now, wait a minute. I've never seen this money before in my life. 379 00:36:48,032 --> 00:36:52,328 Randolph, Mortimer, this is outrageous. I haven't done anything wrong. 380 00:36:53,162 --> 00:36:55,706 Oh, Winthorpe. 381 00:36:55,831 --> 00:36:58,876 I'm glad your parents are not alive to see this. 382 00:37:00,127 --> 00:37:03,130 Wait, this is preposterous. This is insane. 383 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:06,133 I have no reason to steal. I'm not a thief. 384 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:09,428 I demand a fair hearing. At least grant me that. 385 00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:32,410 You realize you're making a grave mistake. 386 00:37:32,535 --> 00:37:36,455 Boy, are you two going to be sorry. You know who I am? 387 00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:40,251 Yeah, Winthorpe Louis III. 388 00:37:40,376 --> 00:37:43,295 I'm permitted two calls, point me to the phone. 389 00:37:43,421 --> 00:37:46,716 - Take off your clothes. - Wait, I know my rights. 390 00:37:46,841 --> 00:37:48,259 Take off your clothes. 391 00:37:49,552 --> 00:37:53,389 You are making a career decision here. Now, you'd better think about it. 392 00:37:53,514 --> 00:37:56,600 Because you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life. 393 00:37:57,727 --> 00:38:00,813 Strip, before I tear you a new asshole. 394 00:38:03,774 --> 00:38:05,860 Did you hear what this man said? 395 00:38:05,985 --> 00:38:09,447 Now, I have witnesses. This man is physically threatening me. 396 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,618 Winthorpe... 397 00:38:14,744 --> 00:38:17,538 Louis the third. 398 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:21,333 All right. One gold watch. 399 00:38:25,254 --> 00:38:28,174 One alligator skin wallet. 400 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:32,887 Master Charge, American Express... Gold Card. 401 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:37,016 Visa, Diner's Club, Carte Blanche. 402 00:38:38,142 --> 00:38:40,227 Two tickets... 403 00:38:40,895 --> 00:38:44,482 - "La Bo-heem" - "La Boheme" - it's an opera. 404 00:38:45,232 --> 00:38:47,318 It's an opera. 405 00:38:54,867 --> 00:38:59,288 - One cellophane bag. - I've never seen that before in my life. 406 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:06,379 That's PCP - phencyclidine. Angel dust. 407 00:39:06,504 --> 00:39:09,006 You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? 408 00:39:09,131 --> 00:39:13,469 You're looking at three to five, mandatory... Louis. 409 00:39:31,612 --> 00:39:35,700 What's happening, Terry? Gimme a bottle of your best champagne. 410 00:39:37,910 --> 00:39:41,789 You've got a nerve, showing your face here after all this time. 411 00:39:41,914 --> 00:39:44,250 Look, man, I got your money. 412 00:39:44,959 --> 00:39:48,879 I got your poor... measly... $27... 413 00:39:49,046 --> 00:39:51,173 with interest. 414 00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:55,594 Billy Ray, honey. Is that you? 415 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,682 Who do you think it is? Terence, get the lady some champagne. 416 00:39:59,807 --> 00:40:04,145 In fact, champagne for everybody, courtesy of Billy Ray Valentine. 417 00:40:12,236 --> 00:40:14,321 A toast to Billy Ray? 418 00:40:18,909 --> 00:40:20,369 I'm very sexy. 419 00:40:20,494 --> 00:40:24,582 People will say, "Billy Ray, you're sexy," and not understand my sexuality. 420 00:40:24,707 --> 00:40:26,250 I know. 421 00:40:28,586 --> 00:40:32,840 You was in the tank last night, braggin' on your limousine. 422 00:40:33,674 --> 00:40:36,510 You're the motherfucker I was gonna carve. 423 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,512 Yeah. 424 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,684 Motherfucker? 425 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:45,603 Moi? 426 00:40:45,728 --> 00:40:49,607 That's my limousine outside, why don't you take a look at it? 427 00:40:49,732 --> 00:40:51,817 Right outside? 428 00:40:52,526 --> 00:40:55,321 Yeah. 429 00:40:55,446 --> 00:40:57,531 You took care of him, baby. 430 00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:01,160 I was gonna kick his ass, but I'm a peaceful man. 431 00:41:09,418 --> 00:41:12,338 Ladies, it's time for me to get home. 432 00:41:12,463 --> 00:41:16,926 But if any of you ladies want to drop by my house for cocktails, 433 00:41:17,051 --> 00:41:19,678 there's plenty of room in my limousine. 434 00:41:19,804 --> 00:41:21,889 Come on, everybody. 435 00:41:44,954 --> 00:41:48,541 - You're looking so fine, Billy Ray. - Thank you very much. 436 00:41:54,213 --> 00:41:58,134 If you're gonna vomit, the bathroom's downstairs. 437 00:41:58,259 --> 00:42:00,344 No, downstairs, man. 438 00:42:02,096 --> 00:42:03,556 Shit! 439 00:42:06,183 --> 00:42:08,436 Hey! Hey! 440 00:42:08,561 --> 00:42:11,772 That's a Persian rug. It's from Persia. 441 00:42:19,447 --> 00:42:21,782 What is this shit here? 442 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:25,619 Hold up! Hey, who's been putting out their Kools on my floor? 443 00:42:26,787 --> 00:42:30,750 Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor? 444 00:42:36,255 --> 00:42:38,883 Have you people ever heard of coasters? 445 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:47,475 Would you like me to prepare some more hors d'oeuvres for the guests, sir? 446 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,685 Fuck them. 447 00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:54,106 Coleman, there was more people in this room before, where'd they go? 448 00:42:54,231 --> 00:42:57,902 I believe some of them have adjourned upstairs, sir. 449 00:42:58,110 --> 00:42:59,987 To my bedroom? 450 00:43:01,906 --> 00:43:04,200 I'm waiting for you, Billy Ray. 451 00:43:05,117 --> 00:43:07,286 Put your clothes on and get out. 452 00:43:25,262 --> 00:43:27,431 Yeah, that's my girl, over there. 453 00:43:34,855 --> 00:43:37,191 Can I have everybody's attention please? 454 00:43:51,956 --> 00:43:54,250 Get the fuck out! 455 00:43:58,921 --> 00:44:01,132 Good night, sir. 456 00:44:01,257 --> 00:44:04,760 Good night, madam. I hope you enjoyed it. 457 00:44:08,848 --> 00:44:10,307 Thank you. 458 00:44:14,395 --> 00:44:17,440 It was a stone groove, my man. 459 00:44:17,565 --> 00:44:19,650 You are the most righteous... 460 00:44:19,775 --> 00:44:23,279 Get the fuck out, man. Let's go, come on. 461 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,198 Hurry up. 462 00:44:27,241 --> 00:44:31,203 And be quiet out there. My neighbors are asleep, they work too. 463 00:44:35,207 --> 00:44:37,126 Well, your... 464 00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:40,880 Your friends seemed to enjoy it, I thought it was a great success. 465 00:44:41,005 --> 00:44:46,052 They weren't friends. They're a bunch of freeloaders, treating my house like a zoo. 466 00:44:47,511 --> 00:44:52,433 Why don't you retire, sir? I'll straighten up. You've got a big day tomorrow. 467 00:44:54,852 --> 00:44:58,022 Yeah, yeah, I think I will... 468 00:44:59,899 --> 00:45:01,776 ...retire. 469 00:45:02,651 --> 00:45:05,321 Good night, Coleman. Thanks, man. 470 00:45:11,285 --> 00:45:12,828 Good night, sir. 471 00:45:33,349 --> 00:45:35,518 Let's go, Winthorpe. 472 00:45:48,406 --> 00:45:52,201 - Excuse me. - I'll see you later, we'll have lunch. 473 00:45:52,326 --> 00:45:55,371 How would you like to make a fast hundred? 474 00:45:55,496 --> 00:45:57,581 I just got out. 475 00:45:57,707 --> 00:46:02,294 Are you trying to entrap me right here? You guys must be getting desperate. 476 00:46:30,656 --> 00:46:32,742 Is that your purse? 477 00:46:34,702 --> 00:46:36,787 Yes. 478 00:46:36,912 --> 00:46:38,998 That's a nice purse. 479 00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:43,419 Thank you. 480 00:46:49,216 --> 00:46:51,761 Darling, I'm so glad to see you. 481 00:46:52,553 --> 00:46:55,473 Louis, you're making a scene. 482 00:46:56,349 --> 00:46:58,434 The good news is I'm innocent. 483 00:46:58,559 --> 00:47:01,729 I've never done anything resembling this. 484 00:47:01,854 --> 00:47:04,982 Louis, you look awful. I'm so ashamed. 485 00:47:05,107 --> 00:47:07,902 Those clothes and those shoes and... 486 00:47:09,070 --> 00:47:12,698 you've been fighting, and you smell. 487 00:47:13,741 --> 00:47:15,826 I smell? 488 00:47:15,951 --> 00:47:19,663 Penelope, do you realize where I've been since yesterday? 489 00:47:19,789 --> 00:47:22,500 They beat me up and stole my clothes. 490 00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:24,919 Those men wanted to have sex with me. 491 00:47:25,044 --> 00:47:28,839 - Can we discuss this somewhere else? - They tried to bend me over this... 492 00:47:28,964 --> 00:47:33,427 If this place is indicative of correctional institutions in this country, 493 00:47:33,552 --> 00:47:36,097 they might as well let all the convicts out. 494 00:47:36,222 --> 00:47:38,307 It's far worse on the inside. 495 00:47:38,432 --> 00:47:43,270 Stealing from your friends, Louis? Heroin, Louis? Have you lost your mind? 496 00:47:43,396 --> 00:47:46,732 Mother wants me to call off the wedding and so does Todd. 497 00:47:46,857 --> 00:47:49,485 Todd, what does Todd have to do with it? 498 00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:54,407 You've been fired from Duke & Duke. They're charging you with embezzlement. 499 00:47:55,574 --> 00:47:58,411 Embezzlement? I've never stolen anything in my life. 500 00:47:58,536 --> 00:48:00,705 How could the man I loved, 501 00:48:00,830 --> 00:48:04,625 whose children I wanted to have and breast-feed, be a heroin dealer? 502 00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:07,086 It wasn't heroin, it was angel dust, PCP... 503 00:48:08,212 --> 00:48:11,507 Listen Penelope, I swear to you, on my honor, 504 00:48:11,632 --> 00:48:13,718 with almighty God as my witness, 505 00:48:13,843 --> 00:48:16,387 I am not an angel dust dealer. 506 00:48:20,933 --> 00:48:23,102 Oh, Louis. 507 00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:30,067 I've been looking everywhere for you, baby. 508 00:48:30,192 --> 00:48:34,405 - Louis, I'm hurting. I just need a shot. - Would you please... 509 00:48:34,530 --> 00:48:38,701 - Who is this person? - I've never seen this woman before. 510 00:48:40,244 --> 00:48:42,329 Don't say that, Louis. 511 00:48:44,415 --> 00:48:48,044 Come on baby, just a dime bag. I'll do all those things you like. 512 00:48:51,881 --> 00:48:56,510 You lying... filthy... disgusting... creep. 513 00:48:56,635 --> 00:49:01,557 Todd was right about you. I never want to see you again as long as I live. 514 00:49:13,652 --> 00:49:17,198 Grand! Great! Thanks a lot. 515 00:49:17,698 --> 00:49:21,786 It was a joke. Your friend said it would get you off. 516 00:49:21,911 --> 00:49:26,999 - Someone told you to do this to me? - Yeah, and he paid me $100. 517 00:49:27,124 --> 00:49:28,584 He's over there. 518 00:49:32,463 --> 00:49:35,800 Let me get this straight, I give you 20 for the cab, 519 00:49:35,925 --> 00:49:38,302 and you'll give me 50 at your house? 520 00:49:38,427 --> 00:49:41,806 That is correct. My butler will give you $50, 521 00:49:41,931 --> 00:49:44,016 and drive you anywhere you wish. 522 00:49:44,141 --> 00:49:47,603 You don't exactly look like the type that has a butler. 523 00:49:47,728 --> 00:49:52,316 - If you're hustling me... - Hustling you, hustling you? 524 00:49:55,444 --> 00:49:58,989 You don't think they give these to just anyone, do you? 525 00:49:59,115 --> 00:50:03,369 I can charge goods and services in over 86 countries around the world. 526 00:50:04,537 --> 00:50:07,665 Yeah? Well I don't take credit cards. 527 00:50:17,466 --> 00:50:20,428 You'll see what a mistake all this was. 528 00:50:30,021 --> 00:50:31,272 Yes? 529 00:50:31,397 --> 00:50:35,109 Coleman, could you let me in? I'm having trouble with my key. 530 00:50:35,234 --> 00:50:40,656 - Who are you? What do you want? - Just let me in, I'm in no mood for jokes. 531 00:50:40,781 --> 00:50:45,494 Coleman? There's no Coleman here. You've made a mistake. 532 00:50:53,002 --> 00:50:55,087 Excuse me, for a moment. 533 00:50:55,963 --> 00:50:59,383 Coleman! Let me in. 534 00:51:01,594 --> 00:51:04,555 If you don't go away, I shall call the police. 535 00:51:18,319 --> 00:51:23,157 Hello. I'll be making a cash withdrawal for the amount of $500. 536 00:51:24,533 --> 00:51:26,702 In fact, make it $1,000. 537 00:51:33,876 --> 00:51:35,586 Excuse me. 538 00:51:44,178 --> 00:51:48,724 I'm sorry, Mr. Winthorpe, but the IRS has frozen your accounts. 539 00:51:48,849 --> 00:51:50,851 What? You know me. 540 00:51:50,976 --> 00:51:53,229 You're a heroin dealer, Mr. Winthorpe. 541 00:51:53,354 --> 00:51:57,024 It wasn't heroin, it was angel dust - PCP and I never touched it. 542 00:51:57,149 --> 00:52:01,696 Regardless, it's not the kind of business we want at First National. 543 00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,449 May I see your credit cards please? 544 00:52:10,663 --> 00:52:13,165 - I've been ordered to repossess them. - What? 545 00:52:13,290 --> 00:52:17,962 Wait, what am I supposed to live on? What's going to happen to me? 546 00:52:19,130 --> 00:52:20,589 Roger. 547 00:52:33,519 --> 00:52:36,772 Why is someone deliberately trying to ruin my life? 548 00:52:36,897 --> 00:52:39,692 Tell you what. Forget about the $50, OK? 549 00:52:39,817 --> 00:52:41,902 I'm just real tired. I'm going home. 550 00:52:43,779 --> 00:52:47,241 You've got to believe me. You must believe me. 551 00:52:47,366 --> 00:52:50,703 I have been framed. You can't just leave me here. 552 00:52:50,828 --> 00:52:53,330 I've got enough problems, Louis. 553 00:52:57,293 --> 00:52:59,378 Come on, come on. 554 00:53:00,713 --> 00:53:02,590 Listen! Wait! 555 00:53:02,715 --> 00:53:03,841 Wait. 556 00:53:05,134 --> 00:53:09,972 I have over $150,000 in that bank. 557 00:53:10,890 --> 00:53:14,810 But you don't care because you helped them do this to me. 558 00:53:22,151 --> 00:53:24,362 Get off your knees, Louis. 559 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:34,705 Give me your hand. 560 00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:39,543 Soft hands. 561 00:53:40,628 --> 00:53:45,007 And a manicure. Never done a hard day's work in your life, have you? 562 00:53:49,887 --> 00:53:52,598 I'm gonna regret this but... 563 00:53:52,723 --> 00:53:55,142 come on. Get in. 564 00:54:13,411 --> 00:54:17,581 I'm going to get to the bottom of this. This has been a grave mistake. 565 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,168 Hey, that looks just like the dude that had me busted. 566 00:54:21,293 --> 00:54:23,295 Sir? 567 00:54:23,421 --> 00:54:26,465 Right there, he looked just like the mother... 568 00:54:26,590 --> 00:54:30,011 I mean, he looks just like the gentleman that had me busted. 569 00:54:30,636 --> 00:54:32,471 To whom are you referring, sir? 570 00:54:32,596 --> 00:54:34,473 The dude right there. 571 00:54:36,392 --> 00:54:38,978 - Right over there. - That's my car. 572 00:54:39,103 --> 00:54:43,315 Coleman! Coleman, that's my car! 573 00:54:43,441 --> 00:54:46,986 That's my car! That's my driver. 574 00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:54,952 There's some strange shit going on here, Coleman. 575 00:54:55,911 --> 00:54:58,497 You don't want to be late for your first day, sir. 576 00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:08,632 What do they want me to do here? 577 00:55:08,758 --> 00:55:12,470 - I'm sure they'll tell you. - What if I can't do it? 578 00:55:13,346 --> 00:55:15,431 Just be yourself, sir. 579 00:55:15,556 --> 00:55:19,185 Whatever happens, they can't take that away from you. 580 00:55:35,117 --> 00:55:37,828 - Excuse me, my name is... - Mr. Valentine. 581 00:55:37,953 --> 00:55:40,539 They're waiting in the last office down the hall. 582 00:56:02,937 --> 00:56:07,942 - Ah, William, my boy. Right on time. - Come in, come in. 583 00:56:10,444 --> 00:56:12,530 Sit down. 584 00:56:15,366 --> 00:56:18,285 No thanks, guys. I already had breakfast. 585 00:56:18,411 --> 00:56:21,080 This is not a meal, Valentine. 586 00:56:21,205 --> 00:56:25,626 We are here to try to explain to you, what it is we do here. 587 00:56:25,751 --> 00:56:28,671 We are commodities brokers, William. 588 00:56:28,796 --> 00:56:31,132 Now, what are commodities? 589 00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:34,176 Commodities are agricultural products. 590 00:56:34,301 --> 00:56:38,097 Like coffee, that you had for breakfast. 591 00:56:38,222 --> 00:56:40,975 Wheat, which is used to make bread. 592 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,394 Pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, 593 00:56:43,519 --> 00:56:47,565 which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. 594 00:56:49,108 --> 00:56:54,989 Then there are other commodities like... frozen orange juice... and gold. 595 00:56:55,114 --> 00:56:59,785 Though, of course, gold doesn't grow on trees like oranges. 596 00:57:01,162 --> 00:57:03,873 - Clear so far? - Yeah. 597 00:57:03,998 --> 00:57:08,002 Good, William. Now, some of our clients are speculating 598 00:57:08,127 --> 00:57:11,505 that the price of gold will rise in the future. 599 00:57:11,630 --> 00:57:16,844 We have other clients who are speculating that the price of gold is going to fall. 600 00:57:16,969 --> 00:57:19,764 They've placed their orders with us 601 00:57:19,889 --> 00:57:23,726 and we buy or sell their gold for them. 602 00:57:23,851 --> 00:57:26,645 Tell him the good part. 603 00:57:26,771 --> 00:57:32,193 The good part is that no matter whether our clients make money, 604 00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:37,448 or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions. 605 00:57:37,907 --> 00:57:40,534 Well, what do you think, Valentine? 606 00:57:42,661 --> 00:57:46,290 Sounds to me like you guys are a couple of bookies. 607 00:57:46,415 --> 00:57:48,042 I told you he'd understand. 608 00:57:49,710 --> 00:57:53,547 It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened. 609 00:57:53,672 --> 00:57:58,094 It's the same guy who tried to rob the payroll, no doubt, that's him. 610 00:57:58,219 --> 00:58:00,304 He planted the drugs on me. 611 00:58:00,429 --> 00:58:02,723 Rachim, Mohammed, Larry. How are you guys doing? 612 00:58:02,848 --> 00:58:05,768 Hey, hey, how ya doing? 613 00:58:07,478 --> 00:58:09,563 You know those people? 614 00:58:21,784 --> 00:58:24,078 He was wearing my Harvard tie. 615 00:58:24,203 --> 00:58:28,666 Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like, oh sure, he went to Harvard. 616 00:58:30,126 --> 00:58:35,589 If he's being driven around in my car, he could actually be living in my house. 617 00:58:36,549 --> 00:58:38,843 Maybe he's even taken my job. 618 00:58:38,968 --> 00:58:43,347 For all I know, right at this moment he could be fondling my fiancée. 619 00:58:43,931 --> 00:58:47,810 And Coleman - after years of service, this betrayal. 620 00:58:47,935 --> 00:58:50,021 I don't understand it. 621 00:58:50,646 --> 00:58:53,774 There's going to be retribution. Oh, he's going to pay. 622 00:58:53,899 --> 00:58:56,527 - The things that I... - Shut up, Louis. 623 00:58:56,652 --> 00:59:00,197 Taxis cost money, food costs money and rent costs money! 624 00:59:00,322 --> 00:59:04,326 Now, you want me to help you out, I expect a lot in return. 625 00:59:04,452 --> 00:59:08,622 These were here when I moved in. Put 'em on if you want. 626 00:59:14,754 --> 00:59:20,009 Look, I cannot begin to tell you how much I appreciate this... 627 00:59:20,134 --> 00:59:24,472 - Ophelia. - Ophelia, you realize that's the name... 628 00:59:24,597 --> 00:59:27,850 I know, Hamlet's girlfriend. He went crazy, she killed herself. 629 00:59:27,975 --> 00:59:30,895 This is not Shakespeare, Louis. 630 00:59:31,020 --> 00:59:35,775 I'm 24. I'm from a small, miserable mining town you probably never heard of. 631 00:59:37,151 --> 00:59:41,655 The only thing I've got going for me, is this body, this face, 632 00:59:41,781 --> 00:59:43,866 and what I got up here. 633 00:59:53,542 --> 00:59:55,628 I don't do drugs. 634 00:59:55,753 --> 00:59:57,838 And I don't have a pimp. 635 00:59:59,465 --> 01:00:01,550 This place is a dump. 636 01:00:01,676 --> 01:00:05,054 But it's cheap, it's clean and it's all mine. 637 01:00:05,179 --> 01:00:08,724 I've saved 42 grand and it's in T-Bills earning interest. 638 01:00:08,849 --> 01:00:12,228 I've got three more years on my back. I'll have enough to retire. 639 01:00:13,604 --> 01:00:15,898 You're a prostitute? 640 01:00:21,779 --> 01:00:24,615 I'm talking about a business proposition, Louis. 641 01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:29,912 I help you get back on your feet and you pay me, in cash, five figures. 642 01:00:30,037 --> 01:00:33,165 That's the deal and it's not subject to negotiation. 643 01:00:33,290 --> 01:00:35,376 Understood? 644 01:00:51,517 --> 01:00:56,355 By the way, food and rent are not the only things here that cost money. 645 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,482 You sleep on the couch. 646 01:01:01,027 --> 01:01:03,195 It's hit rock bottom. Come on, let's buy. 647 01:01:04,822 --> 01:01:07,116 Buy 200 May belly contracts at 66.8. 648 01:01:07,241 --> 01:01:11,620 - Put them on my personal account. - That's a big mistake, man. 649 01:01:11,746 --> 01:01:17,918 - Valentine, this is very important, watch. - You're going to get reamed on this one. 650 01:01:18,044 --> 01:01:21,005 Why shouldn't we buy now, William? 651 01:01:21,130 --> 01:01:22,965 Price is going to keep going down. 652 01:01:25,092 --> 01:01:27,636 Randolph, this isn't Monopoly money we're playing with. 653 01:01:30,181 --> 01:01:33,392 This is Randolph Duke. Hold that belly over a moment. 654 01:01:34,643 --> 01:01:39,440 Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going down. 655 01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:44,487 - It's Christmas time. Everybody's uptight. - Could we please buy now? 656 01:01:44,612 --> 01:01:48,115 - If you want to lose money go ahead. - What are you trying to say? 657 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,911 OK, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning. 658 01:01:52,036 --> 01:01:56,791 So everybody's waiting for them to hit rock bottom so they can buy cheap. 659 01:01:56,916 --> 01:01:59,835 The people with pork belly contracts are thinking, 660 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:03,255 "Hey, we're losing all our money and Christmas is coming. 661 01:02:03,381 --> 01:02:06,509 "I won't be able to buy my son the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip. 662 01:02:06,634 --> 01:02:10,805 "And my wife won't make love to me cos I ain't got no money." 663 01:02:10,930 --> 01:02:13,516 They're panicking, screaming, "Sell, sell." 664 01:02:13,641 --> 01:02:18,104 They don't want to lose all their money. They are panicking right now. I can feel it. 665 01:02:18,229 --> 01:02:19,939 Look at them. 666 01:02:20,064 --> 01:02:22,983 He's right, Mortimer, my God, look at it. 667 01:02:23,818 --> 01:02:26,320 I'd wait till you get to 64, then buy. 668 01:02:26,445 --> 01:02:28,948 You'll have cleared out all the suckers by then. 669 01:02:30,032 --> 01:02:32,743 Do you realize how much money he just saved us? 670 01:02:32,868 --> 01:02:35,371 Money isn't everything, Randolph. 671 01:02:38,082 --> 01:02:42,545 Advise our clients interested in bellies to buy at 64. 672 01:02:42,670 --> 01:02:45,005 Mr. Valentine has set the price. 673 01:02:47,383 --> 01:02:51,429 Well done, William. Very well done. 674 01:02:51,554 --> 01:02:54,432 Come on, Randolph, we're gonna be late. 675 01:03:24,545 --> 01:03:28,299 Yo... Mortimer dropped his money clip. 676 01:03:29,342 --> 01:03:32,470 - You can count it, it's all there. - Thank you. 677 01:03:32,595 --> 01:03:37,516 - It's all there, count it. - I'm sure it is. Keep up the good work. 678 01:03:37,641 --> 01:03:39,769 All right, Randy. 679 01:03:39,894 --> 01:03:41,979 Nice try, Mortimer. 680 01:04:35,950 --> 01:04:38,661 That was great, that was really great. 681 01:04:42,248 --> 01:04:45,167 ...and she stepped on the ball. 682 01:04:47,795 --> 01:04:51,298 Oh my God, I don't believe it. 683 01:04:54,301 --> 01:04:58,514 - Ah, there you are. - I think I'm going to be sick. 684 01:04:58,639 --> 01:05:00,725 Don't worry, I'll handle this, Pookums. 685 01:05:02,435 --> 01:05:04,520 Todd, Harry, Andrew, Philip. 686 01:05:04,645 --> 01:05:08,649 I realize this looks completely awful but I just wanted to assure you, 687 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:11,527 my friends, that I am completely innocent. 688 01:05:11,652 --> 01:05:16,032 I'm going to fight this. Someone is out to get me and I know who. 689 01:05:16,157 --> 01:05:19,785 The important thing is that I can rely on you, 690 01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:22,288 my friends, as character witnesses. 691 01:05:29,503 --> 01:05:31,630 I'm going to be defending myself 692 01:05:31,756 --> 01:05:35,259 and I wondered if you could see your way clear 693 01:05:35,384 --> 01:05:40,181 to perhaps advance me a small loan until the hearing. 694 01:05:42,016 --> 01:05:46,479 Frankly, Winthorpe, and I think I speak for all of us, 695 01:05:46,604 --> 01:05:51,067 I think it shows incredibly bad taste for you to embarrass us like this. 696 01:05:53,027 --> 01:05:55,279 I believe I'm still a member of this club. 697 01:05:57,239 --> 01:06:02,870 Nobody wants to buy your drugs, Louis. Why don't you just go away? 698 01:06:16,175 --> 01:06:18,260 Burnt my fingers, man. 699 01:06:21,305 --> 01:06:23,391 I beg your pardon. 700 01:06:24,892 --> 01:06:27,812 Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'. 701 01:06:27,937 --> 01:06:31,774 Hot? Do you mean to imply, stolen? 702 01:06:31,899 --> 01:06:35,444 - I'll give you 50 bucks for it. - 50 bucks! 703 01:06:35,986 --> 01:06:40,282 No, no, no. This is a Rochefoucauld, the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. 704 01:06:40,408 --> 01:06:43,077 Singularly unique, sculptured in design, 705 01:06:43,202 --> 01:06:47,998 hand-crafted in Switzerland and water-resistant to three atmospheres. 706 01:06:48,124 --> 01:06:53,796 This is the sports watch of the '80s. $6,955 retail. 707 01:06:53,921 --> 01:06:55,631 Got a receipt? 708 01:06:55,756 --> 01:06:58,050 Look, it tells time simultaneously 709 01:06:58,175 --> 01:07:01,512 in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad. 710 01:07:01,637 --> 01:07:05,933 In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks. 711 01:07:06,851 --> 01:07:08,936 Just give me the money. 712 01:07:21,991 --> 01:07:24,660 How much for the gun? 713 01:07:29,248 --> 01:07:33,002 So, this snail is standing in front of the Cadillac salesman, see, 714 01:07:33,127 --> 01:07:36,672 and says, "How much is that Cadillac?" 715 01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:47,975 The snail says, "I want a big 'S' put on each door 716 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:53,439 "and on top of the car, I want a big 'S' so everybody can see it." 717 01:07:53,564 --> 01:07:57,902 Salesman says, "Why do you want that?" He says, "When I drive down the avenue... 718 01:07:58,027 --> 01:08:02,698 "I want everybody to say 'Look at that S-car-go."' 719 01:08:09,413 --> 01:08:12,083 "Look at the S-car-go." 720 01:08:19,131 --> 01:08:23,469 I'm considering going long on April wheat. What do you think, Valentine? 721 01:08:26,764 --> 01:08:30,518 I can think of three good reasons why you shouldn't do that, judge. 722 01:08:30,643 --> 01:08:35,022 One, the Russian wheat harvest isn't going to be as bad as people think... and two... 723 01:08:38,150 --> 01:08:41,278 ...and three, judging by the jewels around your girlfriend's neck, 724 01:08:41,404 --> 01:08:45,074 I think you're going to need every penny just to keep her happy. 725 01:09:25,197 --> 01:09:28,868 103. That's it, you're staying in bed. 726 01:09:28,993 --> 01:09:34,206 That man has moved into my house. He's stolen my job. I have to do something. 727 01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:38,419 Stay here. 728 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,136 It's ten o'clock - here's Johnny. 729 01:09:47,261 --> 01:09:51,390 Listen, baby, I'm sorry. My momma just came in from outta town. 730 01:09:51,515 --> 01:09:53,601 Can we do it next week? 731 01:09:57,396 --> 01:09:59,482 Flowers for me? 732 01:09:59,607 --> 01:10:01,275 Thanks. 733 01:10:05,946 --> 01:10:08,741 - What are you doing? - You've got company. 734 01:10:08,866 --> 01:10:11,369 Business is business. I'll go for a walk. 735 01:10:11,494 --> 01:10:14,622 - Fresh air will do me good. - Lay down. 736 01:10:19,126 --> 01:10:22,254 I'm sorry you had to cancel your appointment. 737 01:10:25,007 --> 01:10:27,093 What are you doing? 738 01:10:40,981 --> 01:10:44,360 Ophelia, I can't tell you how good that feels. 739 01:10:45,236 --> 01:10:47,947 You've been so kind to me. 740 01:10:48,072 --> 01:10:51,534 I'm just protecting my investment. That's all. 741 01:10:53,577 --> 01:10:55,663 Shut up and go to sleep. 742 01:11:10,845 --> 01:11:14,390 99 and a half. You're not getting out of bed until it's normal. 743 01:11:14,515 --> 01:11:17,226 I feel fine and I've inconvenienced you enough. 744 01:11:17,351 --> 01:11:20,021 You have work to do and so do I. 745 01:11:20,146 --> 01:11:22,231 Nobody works on Christmas Eve. 746 01:11:22,356 --> 01:11:26,444 I'm going shopping and then I'll make you a nice quiet dinner. 747 01:11:26,569 --> 01:11:28,654 Now, read your paper. 748 01:11:44,295 --> 01:11:48,549 Christmas! I'll give him a Christmas present he'll never forget. 749 01:13:15,803 --> 01:13:18,723 Ah William, where've you been? The party's already begun. 750 01:13:18,848 --> 01:13:20,933 I have some work to finish. 751 01:13:21,058 --> 01:13:24,186 It's Christmas Eve and William wants to keep working. 752 01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:28,858 I'll think of you in Stockholm, when I accept the Nobel Prize. 753 01:13:28,983 --> 01:13:33,487 The wager has two parts - something about a second party turning to crime. 754 01:13:37,199 --> 01:13:39,744 Didn't you say you had work to do? 755 01:13:39,869 --> 01:13:44,373 Yes sir. I was wondering about this $10,000 check to Mr. Clarence Beeks. 756 01:13:44,498 --> 01:13:46,584 I'll take care of it, Valentine. 757 01:13:46,709 --> 01:13:49,628 I don't recall a Clarence Beeks, Mr. Duke. 758 01:13:49,754 --> 01:13:52,256 It was before you joined us, Valentine. 759 01:13:52,381 --> 01:13:57,053 We did manage to stay in business for 47 years before your arrival. 760 01:13:57,553 --> 01:14:00,473 Have a drink, William. Merry Christmas. 761 01:14:00,598 --> 01:14:03,726 - Merry Christmas, Mr. Duke. - What? 762 01:14:03,851 --> 01:14:06,896 - Merry Christmas. - Oh, oh, Merry Christmas. 763 01:14:17,406 --> 01:14:21,035 Ho, ho, ho! 764 01:14:31,921 --> 01:14:34,006 Just what do you think you're doing? 765 01:14:34,548 --> 01:14:38,928 Randolph, Mortimer, come in here quickly, I've finally caught him. 766 01:14:42,181 --> 01:14:44,809 - Who are you? - I've caught him red-handed. 767 01:14:44,934 --> 01:14:47,019 Winthorpe, is that you? 768 01:14:47,144 --> 01:14:50,898 I'm making a citizen's arrest. This man is a drug dealer. 769 01:14:51,023 --> 01:14:54,110 Look, his office drawer, he's got all the bad drugs here. 770 01:14:54,235 --> 01:14:57,154 Marijuana joints, pills, Quaaludes, 771 01:14:57,279 --> 01:15:01,742 Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles. 772 01:15:01,867 --> 01:15:04,036 He's the pusher, not me. 773 01:15:04,161 --> 01:15:07,248 I just came in and caught him planting this stuff. 774 01:15:07,373 --> 01:15:10,292 It's obviously some primitive attempt to frame me. 775 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:15,006 Frame you? Boy, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. 776 01:15:15,131 --> 01:15:18,009 This man's obviously a lunatic. I'm calling security. 777 01:15:19,176 --> 01:15:21,262 Put that phone down. 778 01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:26,267 Hello, security... Merry Christmas. 779 01:15:28,644 --> 01:15:31,063 You tried to rob me, plant drugs on me. 780 01:15:31,188 --> 01:15:35,276 You steal my house, my car, my job. I ought to kill him now. 781 01:15:35,401 --> 01:15:37,486 Look, this is a big misunderstanding. 782 01:15:37,611 --> 01:15:41,449 I don't know nothing about it. Could you put the gun away? 783 01:15:41,574 --> 01:15:45,369 Put that gun away at once, Winthorpe. Have you lost your mind? 784 01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,122 Freeze, slime ball. 785 01:15:50,249 --> 01:15:55,629 I realize this whole experience must have been rather unsettling for you. 786 01:15:55,755 --> 01:15:57,882 Winthorpe, don't leave. We can explain. 787 01:15:58,549 --> 01:16:01,260 Yeah, you'll be sorry. 788 01:16:03,721 --> 01:16:07,141 You'll all be very, very sorry. 789 01:16:29,497 --> 01:16:33,584 Poor, deluded creature. We caught him pilfering at our club, 790 01:16:33,709 --> 01:16:37,171 embezzling funds, selling drugs. 791 01:16:37,296 --> 01:16:39,715 Now he's dressing up like Santa Claus. 792 01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:42,718 Very sordid business. 793 01:16:42,843 --> 01:16:46,555 I can't believe Winthorpe would fall to pieces like that. 794 01:16:46,806 --> 01:16:49,100 It's not my business, but he belongs behind bars. 795 01:16:49,225 --> 01:16:52,687 - He's unemployed, Valentine. - It's no excuse, Mortimer. 796 01:16:52,812 --> 01:16:55,398 He's flat broke, obviously hungry. 797 01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:57,775 But he has money to buy drugs, right? 798 01:16:57,900 --> 01:17:01,987 You can't be soft on people like that. Take it from me, Randolph. 799 01:18:07,595 --> 01:18:09,930 Pay up, Mortimer, I've won the bet. 800 01:18:12,350 --> 01:18:15,019 Here, one dollar. 801 01:18:17,271 --> 01:18:22,443 We took a perfectly useless psychopath, like Valentine, 802 01:18:22,568 --> 01:18:26,405 and turned him into a successful executive. 803 01:18:27,531 --> 01:18:29,617 And during the same time, 804 01:18:29,742 --> 01:18:33,871 we turned an honest, hard-working man 805 01:18:33,996 --> 01:18:38,292 into a violently deranged, would-be killer. 806 01:18:40,544 --> 01:18:43,923 Now, what are we going to do about taking Winthorpe back 807 01:18:44,048 --> 01:18:46,133 and returning Valentine to the ghetto? 808 01:18:46,258 --> 01:18:49,553 I don't want Winthorpe back after what he's done. 809 01:18:50,638 --> 01:18:54,475 You mean keep Valentine on, as Managing Director? 810 01:18:55,643 --> 01:19:00,606 Do you really believe I would have a nigger run our family business, Randolph? 811 01:19:00,731 --> 01:19:03,943 Of course not. Neither would I. 812 01:19:04,610 --> 01:19:07,738 I do think we should hold off on switching them back, though. 813 01:19:07,863 --> 01:19:10,991 Until we get that crop report, New Year's Eve, don't you? 814 01:19:11,117 --> 01:19:13,786 Absolutely, no sense rocking the boat until then. 815 01:19:13,911 --> 01:19:17,623 If Mr. Beeks does what we paid him to do, 816 01:19:17,748 --> 01:19:21,043 we should have a very happy New Year. 817 01:19:21,168 --> 01:19:23,254 Indeed. 818 01:19:41,814 --> 01:19:44,567 Hey, Winthorpe, Winthorpe. 819 01:19:52,408 --> 01:19:53,492 Hey. 820 01:20:15,890 --> 01:20:18,809 Hey, Winthorpe. Yo, Winthorpe. 821 01:20:19,935 --> 01:20:22,355 Winthorpe. Yo. 822 01:20:25,816 --> 01:20:27,902 Sorry about that. 823 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:44,001 Yo! Yo! 824 01:20:45,336 --> 01:20:47,421 Hey, Taxi! 825 01:22:44,789 --> 01:22:46,999 Hi, Louis. Merry Christmas. 826 01:22:51,504 --> 01:22:53,923 Louis, I have a big surprise for you. 827 01:22:55,341 --> 01:23:00,262 Excuse me. The door was open... I'm looking for a Louis Winthorpe. 828 01:23:00,388 --> 01:23:04,225 - Does he live here? - Wait here a minute, I'll be right back. 829 01:23:08,729 --> 01:23:11,732 Louis, Louis. It's him. It's Valentine. 830 01:23:12,942 --> 01:23:16,070 Louis... Louis? 831 01:23:21,367 --> 01:23:22,910 Louis. 832 01:23:24,578 --> 01:23:26,997 It was close but he's going to be all right. 833 01:23:27,123 --> 01:23:29,917 Now, make sure he gets plenty of rest. 834 01:23:30,042 --> 01:23:32,253 And for God's sake, no excitement. 835 01:23:33,921 --> 01:23:36,007 Thanks, Doc. Merry Christmas. 836 01:23:36,132 --> 01:23:39,260 Merry Christmas to you. I'll let myself out, Coleman. Thank you. 837 01:23:39,385 --> 01:23:41,470 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 838 01:23:49,311 --> 01:23:53,190 It was a dream. I dreamt the whole thing. 839 01:23:53,315 --> 01:23:55,401 It was just a bad dream. 840 01:23:55,526 --> 01:23:57,570 Good morning, sir. 841 01:23:57,695 --> 01:23:59,280 Merry Christmas. 842 01:23:59,405 --> 01:24:03,200 Coleman, I've had the most absurd nightmare. 843 01:24:03,325 --> 01:24:05,870 I was poor and no one liked me. 844 01:24:05,995 --> 01:24:09,915 I lost my job, I lost my house. Penelope hated me. 845 01:24:10,708 --> 01:24:13,669 And it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro. 846 01:24:17,548 --> 01:24:21,427 - Oh dear! - It... was... the... Dukes. 847 01:24:21,552 --> 01:24:24,055 You're a dead man, Valentine. 848 01:24:25,514 --> 01:24:29,560 It was an experiment. They used us as guinea pigs, man. 849 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:34,774 The Dukes used us as guinea pigs. 850 01:24:34,899 --> 01:24:38,194 To see how our lives would turn out. They made a bet. 851 01:24:38,319 --> 01:24:41,238 - I'm afraid it's true, sir. - I believe him, Louis. 852 01:24:41,364 --> 01:24:46,369 The Dukes ruined my life over a bet? 853 01:24:46,494 --> 01:24:50,998 - For how much? - A dollar. 854 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:54,418 One dollar. 855 01:24:55,419 --> 01:24:58,547 Fine, that's the way they want it. 856 01:24:59,965 --> 01:25:01,300 No problem. 857 01:25:03,844 --> 01:25:07,473 You can't just shoot people with a double-barrelled shotgun 858 01:25:07,598 --> 01:25:09,684 cos you're pissed at them. 859 01:25:09,809 --> 01:25:12,853 - Why not? - It's assault with a deadly weapon. 860 01:25:12,978 --> 01:25:15,314 You get 20 years for that shit. 861 01:25:15,439 --> 01:25:17,525 Do you have any better ideas? 862 01:25:17,650 --> 01:25:22,655 Yeah, it seems the best way to hurt rich people is by turning 'em into poor people. 863 01:25:24,156 --> 01:25:27,743 You have to admit, you didn't like it yourself a bit. 864 01:25:27,868 --> 01:25:30,996 Under heavy security, 865 01:25:31,122 --> 01:25:34,875 the crop estimates for next year's orange crop 866 01:25:35,001 --> 01:25:38,921 are being delivered to the Department Of Agriculture in Washington DC. 867 01:25:39,088 --> 01:25:43,217 Louis, Louis, that's him, the guy who paid me to talk dirty to you. 868 01:25:43,342 --> 01:25:47,013 In charge of security, Mr. Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst Security. 869 01:25:47,179 --> 01:25:49,223 Clarence Beeks. 870 01:25:49,348 --> 01:25:54,061 - The Dukes gave him 10 grand. - I saw 50,000 in the payroll. 871 01:25:54,186 --> 01:25:56,439 Mortimer said it was for research. 872 01:25:56,564 --> 01:26:01,569 Research, so he can get that top secret report, two days before it goes public. 873 01:26:01,694 --> 01:26:06,824 Oh my God, the Dukes will corner the entire frozen orange juice market. 874 01:26:06,949 --> 01:26:09,160 Unless somebody stops them. 875 01:26:09,285 --> 01:26:11,996 Or beats them to it. 876 01:26:12,121 --> 01:26:13,789 Eggnog? 877 01:26:13,914 --> 01:26:16,584 Duke & Duke, may I ask who's calling? 878 01:26:16,709 --> 01:26:19,837 Duke & Duke, he's busy. Can you hold please? 879 01:26:19,962 --> 01:26:23,632 May I help you? One moment, Mr. Beeks, I'll put you right through. 880 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:36,395 Operation "strange fruit" proceeding according to plan. 881 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:42,026 I anticipate penetration and acquisition at 21:00 tomorrow. Hold on. 882 01:26:42,485 --> 01:26:44,570 Fuck off! 883 01:26:44,695 --> 01:26:49,658 - When can we expect delivery? - I will be leaving DC by train. 884 01:26:49,784 --> 01:26:55,456 Will rendezvous at 24:00 at the Hilton Hotel, parking level D, Section 4. 885 01:26:55,581 --> 01:26:58,334 That's the orange section. 886 01:26:58,459 --> 01:27:00,753 Orange, I like that, very good. 887 01:27:00,878 --> 01:27:03,839 The final payment is due on delivery, in cash. 888 01:27:17,353 --> 01:27:19,188 Jesus, hey! 889 01:27:19,647 --> 01:27:21,732 Happy New Year! 890 01:27:54,849 --> 01:28:00,062 - Ever make it with an ape? - Harvey, haven't you had enough drink? 891 01:28:00,229 --> 01:28:02,773 Are you kidding, it's not even New Year's Eve. 892 01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:05,359 Come here, kiss this beautiful ape. 893 01:28:05,484 --> 01:28:07,862 Come on. 894 01:28:08,946 --> 01:28:11,032 Harrisburg Express... 895 01:28:18,873 --> 01:28:21,667 - What? - It's my turn to drive. 896 01:28:23,669 --> 01:28:26,005 - No it isn't. - It is. 897 01:28:26,130 --> 01:28:29,925 - I'm sure you think it is, but it isn't. - Don't you remember? 898 01:28:30,051 --> 01:28:32,678 You drove the shipment of anchovies. 899 01:28:32,803 --> 01:28:37,308 Yeah, but you had the video tape recorders this afternoon. 900 01:28:39,393 --> 01:28:41,479 I backed them up about five feet. 901 01:28:41,604 --> 01:28:45,775 We take turns. Sometimes it's longer, sometimes shorter. It's my turn now. 902 01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:48,444 - No it isn't. - Yes it is. 903 01:28:55,743 --> 01:28:59,413 - Merry New Year. - Happy New Year. 904 01:28:59,538 --> 01:29:01,666 In this country, we say, "Happy New Year". 905 01:29:04,710 --> 01:29:07,088 Thank you for correcting my English, which stinks. 906 01:29:07,213 --> 01:29:11,801 I am Naga Eboko, exchange student from Cameroon. 907 01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:43,165 Beef jerky time. 908 01:29:43,749 --> 01:29:47,086 - You want some beef jerky? - No, please. 909 01:29:47,753 --> 01:29:49,463 There's plenty, you know. 910 01:29:50,047 --> 01:29:52,425 This animal's being routed through to New York. 911 01:29:52,550 --> 01:29:55,720 Its care and feeding instructions are on this bill of lading. 912 01:29:55,845 --> 01:29:57,930 OK, gotcha. 913 01:29:58,055 --> 01:30:01,892 I doubt you'll have need it but, there's a tranquillizer gun in the First Aid kit. 914 01:30:03,185 --> 01:30:07,732 - Oh, yeah? - Say, have you guys been drinking? 915 01:30:07,857 --> 01:30:11,485 - No, sir. Not us. - There's enough drunks here already. 916 01:30:16,032 --> 01:30:18,200 Happy New Year. 917 01:30:18,325 --> 01:30:22,413 That's kind of you, son. A Happy New Year to you, too. 918 01:30:22,538 --> 01:30:27,501 Could I offer either of you two gentlemen a wee jolt of Irish whiskey, 919 01:30:27,626 --> 01:30:29,920 to usher in the New Year. 920 01:30:30,046 --> 01:30:32,131 Not for me, pal. 921 01:30:33,674 --> 01:30:36,802 I do not drink. It is against my religion. 922 01:30:36,927 --> 01:30:41,432 I always say, religion's a fine thing, taken in moderation. 923 01:30:41,557 --> 01:30:43,642 Beef jerky? 924 01:30:43,768 --> 01:30:46,729 No son, it gives me wind, something terrible. 925 01:30:50,941 --> 01:30:53,027 We are moving! We are moving! 926 01:30:57,323 --> 01:31:00,451 New York, here we come! 927 01:31:13,005 --> 01:31:15,341 Come in, my child, join the party. 928 01:31:15,466 --> 01:31:19,595 Let me see, you would be from Austria. Am I right? 929 01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:23,808 - No, I am Inga from Sweden. - Sweden? 930 01:31:23,933 --> 01:31:27,103 But you're wearing Lederhosen. 931 01:31:28,145 --> 01:31:30,356 Ja, for sure, from Sweden. 932 01:31:35,111 --> 01:31:37,321 Please, help me with my rucksack. 933 01:31:39,156 --> 01:31:41,242 Oh yeah, sure, why not? 934 01:32:09,562 --> 01:32:13,190 I'm hungry, man. I've got to get something more to eat. 935 01:32:13,315 --> 01:32:17,153 Well, maybe there's some pretzels in the bar car. 936 01:32:34,462 --> 01:32:36,422 You're welcome! 937 01:32:48,225 --> 01:32:51,354 - Who is that? - Open the door, man. 938 01:32:58,611 --> 01:33:02,156 I'm dressed as a baggage handler. 939 01:33:02,281 --> 01:33:07,161 Imagine how embarrassed I was that someone had the same costume I had! 940 01:33:08,037 --> 01:33:12,375 Monkey, monkey? I'm a fucking gorilla you clown! 941 01:33:12,875 --> 01:33:17,129 I certainly hope there's enough space on the train for me. 942 01:33:18,047 --> 01:33:21,425 Naga, Naga Eboko, from Cameroon. 943 01:33:21,550 --> 01:33:24,178 Do you remember me? It's Lionel Joseph. 944 01:33:25,429 --> 01:33:30,101 Lionel, from the African Education Conference, right? 945 01:33:30,226 --> 01:33:34,980 I was Director of Cultural Events at the Haile Selassie Pavilion. 946 01:33:35,106 --> 01:33:37,775 I remember we have big fun there. 947 01:33:53,541 --> 01:33:56,585 Now we are all here, we will have a picnic, ja? 948 01:33:56,711 --> 01:34:00,840 You will help me get my rucksack down for the Swedish meatballs. 949 01:34:05,094 --> 01:34:07,596 - Remember the one we did? - Yeah. 950 01:34:13,102 --> 01:34:16,480 - The memories. - All day long I could tell those stories. 951 01:34:16,605 --> 01:34:19,734 - Those were good ones. - The good old days. 952 01:34:19,859 --> 01:34:22,153 - There you are, sweet pea. - Danke. 953 01:34:25,656 --> 01:34:28,826 So, the train will be pulling into Philadelphia soon. 954 01:34:28,951 --> 01:34:31,996 Will you be getting off at the city of brotherly love? 955 01:34:32,121 --> 01:34:34,415 I will but you won't... 956 01:34:35,708 --> 01:34:37,793 ...Winthorpe. 957 01:34:37,918 --> 01:34:40,212 - See if this one's empty. - Hey, back off. 958 01:34:40,338 --> 01:34:43,424 I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain. 959 01:34:43,549 --> 01:34:45,885 - Excuse me. - You got it. 960 01:34:47,386 --> 01:34:49,847 All right. On your feet. Up! Let's go. 961 01:34:49,972 --> 01:34:53,100 Bunch of fucking weirdos! We're going to take a little walk. 962 01:34:53,225 --> 01:34:56,312 Don't try anything funny or the whore loses a kidney. 963 01:35:24,298 --> 01:35:27,093 - No, I'm from Sweden. - Beat it. 964 01:35:27,218 --> 01:35:31,847 Hey, I'm King Kong, the biggest, baddest guy in the jungle. 965 01:35:31,972 --> 01:35:34,058 Get lost, you maggot. 966 01:35:35,184 --> 01:35:38,145 Hey, who is that guy, your father or something? 967 01:35:43,025 --> 01:35:45,111 All right, hold it right here. 968 01:35:45,236 --> 01:35:47,780 - Honestly, Beeks. - This is as far as we go. 969 01:35:48,989 --> 01:35:51,409 No more cockamamie cigar smoke. 970 01:35:51,534 --> 01:35:54,370 No more Swedish meatballs there, tootsie. 971 01:35:54,912 --> 01:35:58,207 And no more phony Irish whiskey. 972 01:35:58,332 --> 01:36:00,584 No more goddamn jerky beef. 973 01:36:01,293 --> 01:36:03,379 The party's over. 974 01:36:03,504 --> 01:36:07,133 The party's over. Hey, come on. 975 01:36:07,258 --> 01:36:09,343 What do you mean, "The party's over"? 976 01:36:09,468 --> 01:36:12,346 It's not even ten o'clock, you dummy. 977 01:36:12,471 --> 01:36:15,099 Hey, come on. Loosen up, man. 978 01:36:15,224 --> 01:36:17,309 It's almost New Year's Eve. 979 01:36:49,592 --> 01:36:52,261 Hey, look what happened to me! 980 01:37:01,604 --> 01:37:04,315 Sometimes, they look so human, it gives you the creeps. 981 01:37:06,817 --> 01:37:10,112 Boy, that other one's getting kinda horny, ain't he? 982 01:37:10,237 --> 01:37:13,616 Think we ought to hit him up with the tranquillizer gun? 983 01:37:13,741 --> 01:37:15,826 It's New Year's. Let 'em have their fun. 984 01:37:18,871 --> 01:37:21,415 That black one must be the female. 985 01:37:39,517 --> 01:37:44,271 - Where is he? - Beeks. Are you there, Beeks? 986 01:37:51,278 --> 01:37:53,406 I'm over here. 987 01:37:57,493 --> 01:37:59,912 That's far enough. 988 01:38:00,037 --> 01:38:02,123 Did you get the report? 989 01:38:03,249 --> 01:38:05,584 Let's see the money. 990 01:38:13,759 --> 01:38:15,845 OK, toss it over. 991 01:38:27,606 --> 01:38:29,692 Thank you, Beeks. 992 01:38:39,869 --> 01:38:43,873 Wonderful news. Wonderful. 993 01:38:43,998 --> 01:38:47,335 Beeks, Happy New Year. 994 01:38:58,888 --> 01:39:03,267 My life savings. Try not to lose it. 995 01:39:03,392 --> 01:39:07,730 Lose it? In a couple of hours, you're going to be the richest butler that ever lived. 996 01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:16,030 I worked real hard for this, Louis. Hope you know what you're doing. 997 01:39:17,323 --> 01:39:20,242 - Thank you, Ophelia. - What are you doing? 998 01:39:22,161 --> 01:39:24,246 10:31... 999 01:39:24,372 --> 01:39:26,457 That's us, Louis. 1000 01:39:31,921 --> 01:39:34,173 Coleman, would you please. 1001 01:39:34,298 --> 01:39:36,384 Thank you. 1002 01:40:14,547 --> 01:40:19,218 I could use a stiff drink. Would you care to join me? 1003 01:40:45,745 --> 01:40:48,456 - Morning, Mr. Duke. - Wilson. 1004 01:40:48,581 --> 01:40:50,666 - Good morning, Mr. Duke. - Wilson. 1005 01:41:03,220 --> 01:41:05,306 Keep the change. 1006 01:41:06,432 --> 01:41:09,727 Think big, think positive. Never show any sign of weakness. 1007 01:41:09,852 --> 01:41:15,024 Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear, that's the other guy's problem. 1008 01:41:15,149 --> 01:41:19,612 Nothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witness. 1009 01:41:19,737 --> 01:41:21,822 The Super Bowl, the World Series. 1010 01:41:21,947 --> 01:41:26,994 Pressure? Here it's kill or be killed. Make no friends and take no prisoners. 1011 01:41:27,119 --> 01:41:30,247 One minute you're up half a million, the next, boom. 1012 01:41:30,373 --> 01:41:32,917 Your kids don't go to college and you've lost your Bentley. 1013 01:41:33,042 --> 01:41:36,504 We've got to kill the motherfucker... We've got to kill them. 1014 01:41:36,629 --> 01:41:40,675 We want you to buy as much OJ as you can, the instant trading starts. 1015 01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:44,595 Don't worry if the price starts going up, just keep buying. 1016 01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:47,515 They'll broadcast the crop report in an hour, what if... 1017 01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:49,892 Let us worry about that, Wilson. 1018 01:41:53,771 --> 01:41:55,022 Yes, sir. 1019 01:41:58,567 --> 01:42:04,198 - How's the ulcer, Harry? - Pretty good. How's the hypertension? 1020 01:42:04,323 --> 01:42:06,409 Hasn't bothered me in months. 1021 01:42:34,395 --> 01:42:36,480 Let's kick some ass. 1022 01:42:57,626 --> 01:43:01,672 This is it. The last bastion of pure capitalism left on earth. 1023 01:43:01,797 --> 01:43:06,218 Here in New York they trade everything, gold, silver, platinum, 1024 01:43:06,344 --> 01:43:09,263 heating oil, propane, cocoa and sugar 1025 01:43:09,388 --> 01:43:11,849 and, of course, frozen, concentrated orange juice. 1026 01:43:11,974 --> 01:43:16,020 The people on the phones are taking orders from brokers all over the world. 1027 01:43:16,145 --> 01:43:20,649 The runners hand those orders to the traders in the pits. 1028 01:43:24,653 --> 01:43:28,199 They're trading cotton over there. And that's the silver pit. 1029 01:43:28,908 --> 01:43:32,244 The Dukes' trader is going to be buying like crazy right from the opening. 1030 01:43:32,370 --> 01:43:34,455 We wait until he drives the price up? 1031 01:43:34,580 --> 01:43:39,168 Right. I can't wait to see his face, when they broadcast that genuine crop report. 1032 01:43:39,293 --> 01:43:41,379 OJ trading opens at 9:00. 1033 01:43:41,504 --> 01:43:44,423 - Let's go kick some butt. - Let's go. 1034 01:44:46,152 --> 01:44:49,613 Hey, hey. The Dukes are trying to corner the market. 1035 01:44:49,739 --> 01:44:52,867 - They know something. - Let's get in on it. 1036 01:44:53,909 --> 01:44:55,494 200, taken. 1037 01:44:55,619 --> 01:44:59,749 - 130. - 200, 200. 1038 01:44:59,915 --> 01:45:02,001 Louis. 1039 01:45:02,126 --> 01:45:04,211 Not yet, almost. 1040 01:45:04,545 --> 01:45:06,714 - 220 taken. - 209. 1041 01:45:06,839 --> 01:45:10,009 - Yeah, yeah, got 'em. - 139. 1042 01:45:13,929 --> 01:45:17,808 Now! Sell, 200 April at 142. 1043 01:45:31,989 --> 01:45:36,160 That's not right. How can the price be going down? 1044 01:45:36,285 --> 01:45:38,996 Something's wrong. Where's Wilson? 1045 01:45:41,415 --> 01:45:43,501 What are they doing here? 1046 01:45:43,626 --> 01:45:47,546 - They're selling, Mortimer. - Why, that's ridiculous. 1047 01:45:49,340 --> 01:45:54,845 - Unless that crop report... - God help us. 1048 01:46:05,064 --> 01:46:08,484 I told you we shouldn't have committed everything, you asshole. 1049 01:46:08,609 --> 01:46:12,780 We've got to get Wilson and tell him to sell. 1050 01:46:38,764 --> 01:46:40,224 Ladies and gentlemen, 1051 01:46:40,349 --> 01:46:42,268 the Secretary Of Agriculture. 1052 01:46:52,445 --> 01:46:56,866 Ladies and gentlemen, the orange crop estimates for the next year. 1053 01:47:11,005 --> 01:47:15,551 After calculating the estimates from various orange producing states, 1054 01:47:15,676 --> 01:47:17,720 We have concluded the following... 1055 01:47:18,137 --> 01:47:22,224 The cold winter has apparently not effected the orange harvest. 1056 01:47:27,813 --> 01:47:32,485 ...consumers can expect orange juice prices to fall... 1057 01:47:39,659 --> 01:47:41,786 Wilson, for Christ's sake, sell. 1058 01:47:53,547 --> 01:47:55,424 Buy 'em. 1059 01:48:30,042 --> 01:48:32,128 Wilson, where are you going? 1060 01:48:32,253 --> 01:48:36,841 You idiot. Get back in there at once and sell, sell. 1061 01:48:49,979 --> 01:48:52,064 - Five. - Yeah, 200. 1062 01:48:52,189 --> 01:48:55,109 - 100. - Yeah, that was 100. 1063 01:48:55,234 --> 01:48:58,237 Did you get that? 1064 01:49:14,962 --> 01:49:17,048 Happy New Year. 1065 01:49:18,924 --> 01:49:22,094 - Winthorpe. - Valentine. 1066 01:49:22,219 --> 01:49:26,140 - How'd you make out today? - How could you do this to us, 1067 01:49:26,265 --> 01:49:28,351 after everything we've done for you? 1068 01:49:28,476 --> 01:49:31,604 Oh, see I made Louis a bet here. 1069 01:49:31,729 --> 01:49:35,566 Louis bet me that we couldn't get rich and put you in the poorhouse. 1070 01:49:35,691 --> 01:49:38,611 He didn't think we could do it. I won. 1071 01:49:38,736 --> 01:49:40,821 I lost. 1072 01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:44,200 - One dollar. - Thank you, Louis. 1073 01:49:45,743 --> 01:49:47,828 - After you. - Certainly. 1074 01:49:51,916 --> 01:49:54,001 Margin call, gentlemen. 1075 01:49:54,126 --> 01:49:56,671 - Why you can't expect... - You know the rules. 1076 01:49:56,796 --> 01:50:01,926 All accounts to be settled at the end of the day's trading, without exception. 1077 01:50:02,051 --> 01:50:06,347 You know perfectly well, we don't have $394 million in cash. 1078 01:50:06,472 --> 01:50:11,602 I'm sorry, boys. Put the Duke brothers' seats on the exchange up for sale at once. 1079 01:50:11,727 --> 01:50:15,106 Seize all assets of Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers, 1080 01:50:15,231 --> 01:50:18,943 as well as all personal holdings of Randolph and Mortimer Duke. 1081 01:50:19,068 --> 01:50:22,238 We're ruined! 1082 01:50:22,363 --> 01:50:25,199 This is an outrage, I demand an investigation. 1083 01:50:25,324 --> 01:50:29,954 You can't sell our seats. A Duke has been on this exchange since it was founded. 1084 01:50:30,079 --> 01:50:32,456 We founded this exchange. It's ours. 1085 01:50:32,581 --> 01:50:34,667 It belongs to us. 1086 01:50:35,710 --> 01:50:37,753 We'd better call your brother an ambulance. 1087 01:50:37,878 --> 01:50:41,424 Fuck him! I want trading reopened, right now. 1088 01:50:41,549 --> 01:50:45,553 Get those brokers back in here. Turn those machines back on. 1089 01:50:45,678 --> 01:50:48,597 Turn those machines back on. 1090 01:50:52,852 --> 01:50:56,647 You and your Nobel Prize, you idiot. 1091 01:50:56,772 --> 01:50:59,608 Where's Beeks? Where in hell is Beeks? 1092 01:50:59,734 --> 01:51:02,403 - Beeks! - Yeah, I forgot all about that guy. 1093 01:51:11,787 --> 01:51:14,332 OK, one male gorilla. 1094 01:51:14,457 --> 01:51:17,126 Wait a minute. There's two of them in that cage. 1095 01:51:17,251 --> 01:51:21,130 One gorilla, two gorillas. Big deal. Whole bunch is getting sent back to Africa. 1096 01:51:21,255 --> 01:51:25,760 It's a big scientific experiment. What do I know? Anyway, they're in love. 1097 01:51:46,739 --> 01:51:49,617 - Hey, Coleman. - Yes. 1098 01:51:50,993 --> 01:51:53,788 What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab? 1099 01:51:53,913 --> 01:51:57,333 - What do you think? - Can't we have both? 1100 01:51:57,458 --> 01:51:59,502 Why not? 1101 01:51:59,627 --> 01:52:01,712 - Dimitri. - Sir. 1102 01:52:01,837 --> 01:52:07,093 - Lobster and cracked crab for everyone. - Extra prima good, Mr. Coleman, sir. 1103 01:52:16,268 --> 01:52:18,854 Looking good, Billy Ray. 1104 01:52:18,979 --> 01:52:21,482 Feeling good, Louis. 90392

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