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You miss another episode of Shameless,
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I'm comin' over to your fuckin' house
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and killing your entire fuckin' family.
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Gallagher Home for the Homeless?
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Frank, you can't have a
homeless shelter here.
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I beg to differ, neighbor.
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Is that a new washer-dryer
gettin' delivered to Frank?
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Even the homeless get
better stuff than us.
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There's a guy I met.
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His name's Trevor.
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He's a lot of fun to hang out with.
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It's been a while since I had
someone to party-hop with.
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I missed this shit.
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Fiona's gonna kick me out
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unless I can pull my weight.
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You want a good life?
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Find someone to keep you.
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Someone weak, stupid, and desperate.
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- I'm sorry.
- Need a ride?
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- Whoa!
- What the fuck?
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This is my father.
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He's staying with us for a while.
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Just a little word of advice.
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If you're really a businesswoman,
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you'd stack chips, not save 'em.
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Investing? Much better way
to grow those pockets.
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All 75 slots for this upcoming
term have been filled.
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Incoming classes have 100 students.
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Remaining slots are reserved
for students of color.
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Military school might be your best shot
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to avoid being human scum,
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but you can take a DNA test
to prove your ancestry.
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You mean I'm an Indian? Apache, bitch.
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I'm going to military school.
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Interning for a bunch of
rich college friends.
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We could hack these fucks,
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and they wouldn't know what hit 'em.
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I have a plan for my life,
and just so we're clear,
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I am just as likely as
anyone else in this family
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to make something of myself,
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and it's about time you got that,
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you arrogant shit.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Yo. Holy shit.
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When'd you get an air conditioner?
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Yesterday.
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Hey, Debbie's not in her room.
She sleep at Neil's last night?
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Yep.
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- So that's a real thing now?
- Looks like it.
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Look, Neil's, uh, he's a
nice guy and all, but...
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He's a paraplegic with
no impulse control.
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Sierra say anything about it?
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Oh, not really. I think
maybe she's in denial.
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Debs is just overreacting, like always.
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She thinks it'll solve all her problems.
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DCFS is not gonna take her baby away.
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She's just trying to
get her shit together.
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- Like you told her to.
- I told her to get a job.
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Not to beg on a corner with Franny.
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All right.
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Oh, sweet Jesus, this
cold air feels so good.
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Yeah, maybe I'll get
myself one of those.
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Coming into some money.
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No kidding.
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Internship.
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They're paying you now?
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Yep. They just don't know it.
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Line up!
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No. More dirt under the
fingernails, New Lip.
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The dollars are in the details.
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Fred! Fred. One shoe.
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Other one barefooted.
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It's more pathetic.
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Oh, my God.
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Florence.
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You take my breath away.
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Look at you.
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Extra points for creativity.
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You're in no-man's-land, kid.
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Ladies.
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You're not cute enough
to trade on your looks
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but too clean to get a handout.
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New Monica?
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Pulling a tooth is less painful
than blinding yourself.
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And you can always buy a new one later
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if this line of work doesn't pan out.
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Someone bought the check
cashing place on Wentworth.
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140 grand.
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Great. Another artisanal
pickle shop on the way.
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Just what we need.
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- Morning, Chief.
- Hey.
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Would my Apache brother like toast?
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Or do you only eat maize?
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Laugh all you want, but it got me
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a scholarship into military school.
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Does this mean we get a
discount at the Indian casino?
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Hey, can you hand me the cereal,
Marches Without Foreskin?
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When do you go?
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Couple of days.
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Mm. I'm losing my best dishwasher.
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- Uh-uh. Second best.
- Not even close.
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Well, there's no chance you're leaving
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without a Gallagher good-bye party.
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What?
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I can't remember ever
seeing you eat fruit.
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Yeah, or anything healthy.
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I got to start getting
in shape. Eat healthy.
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They make you run in military school.
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A lot more than just running.
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You read this orientation packet?
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Got obstacle courses.
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Combat training. Classes all day.
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Then Bible study.
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What the fuck's an honor code?
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Still can't believe you decided to go.
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Yeah. We expected prison.
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Lethal injection. Not this.
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It says I have to memorize
it by the time I get there.
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I'm washing dishes, and
Carl's got a scholarship.
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The world's upside-down.
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"I pledge to never deliberately
deceive another person."
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"I pledge to never take any possessions
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belonging to another person"... Jesus.
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- See you, bud.
- Where you going?
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Sierra sent me a tongue emoji.
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Hey, can you go by the store?
Get a cake and a banner?
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Make it nice for Carl's send-off party?
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What, you can't do it?
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No. Work. I'm slammed.
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Oh, and Liam.
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Can you take Liam to day care?
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Liam, come on.
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What about Ian?
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Nah, he's still sleeping.
He worked late too.
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- Come on!
- All right.
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- Come on, buddy.
- Have fun.
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They tell you begging has no dignity.
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It's beneath you.
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Well, no bastard ever came home
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from earning $8.25 an
hour feeling proud.
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Minimum wage?
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Just a fancy term for
industrialized slavery.
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We're in a war.
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A war with the privileged.
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Those aren't streets you're sitting on.
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They're battlefields!
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And it is our duty
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to fight the comfortable
and the overfed.
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So go forth, you sons of bitches.
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Go forth, and take their money!
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Hey. Debs.
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Hi, Lip. Are you gonna
have sex with my sister?
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We're about to leave.
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Franny's physical exam, to see
if I'm an abusive mother.
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You're not. It's just routine.
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My sister really likes you.
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I'm glad you're her new boyfriend.
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I'm not her boyfriend.
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A lot of guys used to come around,
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but you're the only one now.
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What if they take Franny?
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Listen to me, okay?
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No one's taking Franny.
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She is healthy.
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She has all her shots.
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You're not an addict.
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You've never been arrested, right?
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You gonna come home?
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Why should I?
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Nobody threatens to kick me out here.
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And I can tell DCFS that we have
a home and source of income.
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- We?
- Neil's great with kids.
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And his penis doesn't work,
so sex won't get in the way.
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Thought I heard you.
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Hey.
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Just give me a minute
to get Neil dressed.
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Already done.
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We're going shopping
later. You need anything?
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No, thanks.
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Let's go, honey.
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I'm making dinner. 6:00.
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Already texted Carl and Ian.
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Okay.
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I'm not inviting Fiona.
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No cunts allowed.
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Okay.
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Don't forget anal.
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- We're not doing anal.
- Oh. Good to know.
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Hey, you coming to this dinner tonight?
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It's in my apartment. Kind of have to.
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What's it for?
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Fuck if I know, but Debbie
insisted we be there.
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So, she got into a fight
with a homeless lady
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with a baby strapped to her chest?
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Yeah, the more you get to know Debbie,
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the more you'll see it's
really not that unusual.
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You think her and my
brother is a good idea?
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- Nope. You?
- Fuck no.
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How about you get my mind off it?
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What's with the bottles?
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- Oh, more vodka for the bar.
- He can't do that there?
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Ah, babe, you've never had in-laws.
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This is what they do.
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They stop by unannounced and
annoy the shit out of you.
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Is that some kind of dig at my mom?
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No!
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I'm taking the kids to the park.
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- Lana, you coming to the bar?
- After I go to the bank.
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Grand... pa.
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You said your first word.
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Your dad said his first word.
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He said his first word!
You guys hear that?
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Oh, man, I wish I'd been recording it.
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Grandpa!
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Grandpa!
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Oh, fucking hell.
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Oh.
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I didn't know if you'd be good at that.
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That was unbelievable.
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Sheets drenched?
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Yeah.
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That's how I come sometimes.
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What?
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You never heard of female ejaculation?
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Oh, no, I have.
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I just thought it was a myth,
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like unicorns or moderate Republicans.
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You're really hard.
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That was really hot.
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Hey, does that happen a lot with guys?
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Sometimes.
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When you're alone?
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No.
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Hey, why didn't you
come like that before?
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I hadn't let you go down on me.
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You have a lot of questions.
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I just... I feel like
Watson and Crick must have
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when they discovered DNA.
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It's just an orgasm.
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We should've been doing
this from the beginning.
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Can't.
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Not until I'm really
comfortable with a guy.
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Sorry, kids. Daddy
forgot your sippy cups.
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Bad daddy. Bad daddy.
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Ah, who left the TV on?
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Bad mommy. Bad mommy.
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Thanks for coming with me.
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I didn't want to have to
do Franny's exam alone.
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I love you.
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After this is over, you
want to go grab lunch?
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Yeah? Neil?
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Excuse me.
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Are you lactating?
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Neil. One. Two.
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Eyes on you.
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He can't help it. He has brain damage.
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Cute baby.
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No, it's not.
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V! V. We got to talk.
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I thought you were going to the park.
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I think I saw something.
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I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure.
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At least, I think so, but
I'm not sure how sure.
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Svetlana and her dad.
265
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,403
What about 'em?
266
00:12:15,404 --> 00:12:17,040
You know.
267
00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:22,884
Mm-hmm.
268
00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,655
Are you saying what I
think you're saying?
269
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,157
You think I'm saying sex, right?
270
00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:27,327
- That's crazy.
- No, I know!
271
00:12:27,328 --> 00:12:28,663
I know, but I went upstairs,
272
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,600
and there's Yvon, pumping away.
273
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:32,471
It was... it was so horrible.
274
00:12:32,472 --> 00:12:33,973
- You saw Svetlana?
- Yes.
275
00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:35,777
But I didn't see her face.
276
00:12:35,778 --> 00:12:37,581
I saw a thigh, and it looked familiar.
277
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,783
And you didn't stop him?
278
00:12:38,784 --> 00:12:40,253
I'm sorry, I-I...
279
00:12:40,254 --> 00:12:42,189
There... there was Russian TV and moans.
280
00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,926
I panicked, okay?
281
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,465
Oh, this is... this is
really, really fucked up.
282
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,801
If... if I saw what I saw.
283
00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:49,806
I'm-I'm-I'm not sure.
284
00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:52,477
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
285
00:12:52,478 --> 00:12:54,281
Lana said she was going to the bank.
286
00:12:54,282 --> 00:12:56,084
Oh, who else would it have been, V?
287
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,556
You think Yvon came here to ball
some random chick in our bed?
288
00:12:58,557 --> 00:12:59,658
Listen to yourself.
289
00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:01,662
Do you realize how silly you sound?
290
00:13:01,663 --> 00:13:03,800
Why would she do it?
291
00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:06,005
- He was on top?
- Uh-huh.
292
00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:09,479
- Pinning her down?
- Maybe.
293
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,918
He was forcing her.
294
00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:15,423
Oh, my God.
295
00:13:15,424 --> 00:13:16,826
Oh, my God, that is terrible.
296
00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:19,631
But it's not as terrible
as what I thought.
297
00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:22,671
I never knew the word "rape"
298
00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:24,509
could fill me with so much relief.
299
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:27,782
Yep, yep, yep.
300
00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:33,159
- Hey.
- Hey.
301
00:13:34,362 --> 00:13:35,730
You look hungover.
302
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,634
Oh, no, just tired.
303
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:38,502
Late shift.
304
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:39,705
Check it out.
305
00:13:39,706 --> 00:13:41,242
That DJ we heard the other night?
306
00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:43,913
- I tracked down her tunes.
- Sweet. Thanks.
307
00:13:43,914 --> 00:13:46,986
There's a rager tonight. No
cover if you bring a twink.
308
00:13:46,987 --> 00:13:49,023
They're taking over one of
the old slaughterhouses.
309
00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,494
Calling the party "Meat Market."
310
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,036
Cool, I'll see if I can go.
311
00:13:59,312 --> 00:14:03,018
So, if I come by your place
unannounced to give you music,
312
00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,788
it freaks you out?
313
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:06,492
Listen, you want to tell
yourself you don't want me,
314
00:14:06,493 --> 00:14:08,061
that's fine... I'll play along.
315
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:09,865
But I have plenty of friends,
316
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,136
so if you're gonna make
things weird, I'm out.
317
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:14,041
All I said is, "I'll see."
318
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,248
Keep the music.
319
00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:19,885
Trev.
320
00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:27,734
Right there. Wow.
321
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:29,438
Is this microfiber?
322
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:33,347
Yeah, it's the least we
can do for those in need.
323
00:14:35,351 --> 00:14:38,255
Which church did you
say you're from again?
324
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:40,927
Oh, um, God's Love, on North LaSalle.
325
00:14:40,928 --> 00:14:42,464
Uh-huh.
326
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,701
You know, I... I got to admit,
327
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,739
when you're living on the street,
328
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,141
cold and hungry,
329
00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:51,548
you start to question if
there really is a God.
330
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:53,853
But standing here today
331
00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:56,091
and receiving this generous bounty...
332
00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:58,397
Sorry.
333
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,402
You gave us this sofa,
334
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,706
but your greatest gift?
335
00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:05,175
You gave us our faith back.
336
00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:08,516
God bless you.
337
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:09,684
Thank you, brother.
338
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:12,056
Thank you. Thank you.
339
00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:14,060
And let me know if you can rustle up
340
00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:15,930
that 60-inch TV, will ya?
341
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:19,103
You know, for when we gather
to watch Joel Osteen.
342
00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:20,440
God bless.
343
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:24,080
Okay, let's get this thing outside.
344
00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,395
Add that to the table
and chairs and the bed.
345
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,799
And that's microfiber, so
don't fuck me on the price.
346
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,236
That's 440.
347
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,690
He gave us 40 bucks!
348
00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,927
Let's get something special for supper.
349
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,704
Hey. Uh, picking up an
order for Game Change.
350
00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:54,375
- Okay.
- Thank you.
351
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,614
Yo. Everything all set?
352
00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,985
Uh... almost.
353
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:01,555
Hey, are you sure about this?
354
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,425
I mean, wire fraud is a little
out of my comfort zone.
355
00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:04,794
Yeah, look, we don't get greedy.
356
00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:06,097
We just skim a little bit every hour.
357
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,567
They won't catch on.
358
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:09,271
- Use a VPN just in case.
- Well, no shit.
359
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,476
I don't want anyone
tracing this back to me.
360
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,017
You ever have a girl come on your face?
361
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,021
Like orgasm while I was
going down on her?
362
00:16:18,022 --> 00:16:19,591
No, like ejaculate on you.
363
00:16:19,592 --> 00:16:21,795
You sure it was a girl?
364
00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:22,798
Yeah.
365
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,336
Wait.
366
00:16:25,337 --> 00:16:27,373
Are we talking about a squirter?
367
00:16:27,374 --> 00:16:29,110
- Are you fucking with me?
- Uh-uh.
368
00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:32,617
What was it like?
369
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,019
Fucking amazing.
370
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,556
That's the white whale.
371
00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:36,692
Every guy dreams of it,
372
00:16:36,693 --> 00:16:39,831
but only a few ever get the chance.
373
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,501
You lucky bastard.
374
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:43,906
I'm just glad she finally
let me go down on her.
375
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:45,309
Finally?
376
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:46,812
Yeah, she doesn't let a guy do it
377
00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:48,749
until she feels really
comfortable with him.
378
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,486
Ah, so you guys are serious now.
379
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,423
No, it's not like that.
380
00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:54,362
Sure, man.
381
00:16:56,131 --> 00:16:58,535
Sierra's brother did call me
her boyfriend this morning.
382
00:16:58,536 --> 00:17:00,340
She's trying to lock you down.
383
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:02,944
Shit.
384
00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:05,216
All right, I think I'm done.
385
00:17:05,217 --> 00:17:08,188
- Just need to hit return.
- Great. Do it.
386
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,532
Fuck.
387
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:20,078
- Game Change.
- All right.
388
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,182
I'm gonna go get this coffee order.
389
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,587
See if they notice we're
ripping them off.
390
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,902
Wow. Hey, has it been
this busy all morning?
391
00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:33,906
Barely had time to pee since I got here.
392
00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,543
Where have you been?
393
00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:37,847
Oh, I got caught up looking
at properties online.
394
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,386
Shit has gotten so expensive
in this neighborhood.
395
00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:42,089
Did you do the walk-in inventory?
396
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,625
Yeah, and called in the Sysco order.
397
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,097
Didi cashed out the night girls.
398
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,135
And my brother's here with your sister.
399
00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:55,483
Hey, Debbie. Neil.
400
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:56,418
- Hi.
- Hi.
401
00:17:56,419 --> 00:17:58,389
It's a beautiful day.
402
00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,691
Debbie's pissed at you.
403
00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,160
Not that you care,
404
00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:03,232
but Franny passed her DCFS doctor exam.
405
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,236
Still have to do the home
visit and counseling
406
00:18:05,237 --> 00:18:06,671
before they tell me if I can keep her.
407
00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:08,342
Of course I care.
408
00:18:08,343 --> 00:18:10,212
Thought all you cared about
was getting your money.
409
00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:12,283
Just because I want you to
contribute your fair share
410
00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:14,186
doesn't mean I don't give a shit.
411
00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:16,024
You could've fooled me.
412
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,802
We're having a good-bye
party for Carl tomorrow.
413
00:18:21,803 --> 00:18:24,240
- Can you come?
- For Carl? Sure.
414
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,743
Neil wants the patty melt.
415
00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:27,747
Oh, sorry.
We took that off the menu.
416
00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:29,284
What's the closest thing?
417
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:31,755
Um, cheeseburger...
Caramelized onions,
418
00:18:31,756 --> 00:18:33,592
brioche bun... aioli?
419
00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:35,229
Neil. One. Two.
420
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,098
I was gonna say something nice.
421
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:39,772
You have a good ass. It makes
up for your small tits.
422
00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,478
Thanks!
423
00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:49,757
- Neil. One. Two.
- Sorry.
424
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,510
Got your latte.
425
00:19:21,756 --> 00:19:23,124
Can I help you?
426
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,094
Yeah, I'm Lip... Uh, senior intern.
427
00:19:25,095 --> 00:19:27,700
I'm really psyched to figure out
how things work here, you know?
428
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,370
Especially what you do.
429
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,206
You're interested in cybersecurity?
430
00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:32,877
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Totally.
431
00:19:32,878 --> 00:19:34,814
You guys are like, the, uh,
unsung heroes, you know?
432
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,719
Not that the coders give a shit.
433
00:19:38,389 --> 00:19:39,958
So, are there any, like, uh...
434
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,828
breaches or anything like that today or?
435
00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:42,830
Just the usual.
436
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:44,867
Hackers from China. Russia.
437
00:19:44,868 --> 00:19:45,836
I fought 'em off.
438
00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:47,072
All right.
439
00:19:47,073 --> 00:19:50,078
Anything else?
440
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:50,913
No.
441
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,188
You're the man.
442
00:20:02,237 --> 00:20:03,839
Svetlana just got here.
443
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,376
Is there a Hallmark card
444
00:20:05,377 --> 00:20:07,780
for "I'm sorry your
dad's been raping you"?
445
00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:09,550
- What are you gonna say to her?
- Me?
446
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,186
What the hell am I gonna say?
447
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:12,690
"Kev thought he saw you
fucking your dad, maybe?"
448
00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:14,927
You're right.
449
00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:16,598
All right, I'm not
running away from this.
450
00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:18,436
It's time to man up.
451
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,118
So how was your morning?
452
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,891
Long line at bank.
453
00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,327
Right. Bank.
454
00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:42,115
- How are things with your dad?
- I'm busy.
455
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:45,154
You... you... you guys...
You guys fight a lot.
456
00:20:45,155 --> 00:20:46,958
And does... does it... does it...
Does it ever get out of hand?
457
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,295
Where you can't fight him off?
458
00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:50,632
Why you babble like
someone who has stroke?
459
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,936
Make sense, please.
460
00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:54,742
Okay.
461
00:20:56,912 --> 00:20:58,483
Your dad pimped you out.
462
00:20:59,785 --> 00:21:01,422
Did he ever sample the goods?
463
00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:04,728
Try on the merchandise?
464
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,671
Take you out for a test drive?
465
00:21:25,336 --> 00:21:27,773
I got nothing. Don't be mad.
466
00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,285
I couldn't find anything
about hell week online.
467
00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:34,654
They kept it secret.
468
00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:35,989
This one dude on Facebook posted
469
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,226
that it was the worst week of his life.
470
00:21:37,227 --> 00:21:39,530
They just run you till you puke.
471
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,632
What about hazing?
472
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,734
At the Citadel,
473
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,305
they put a helmet in a pillowcase
474
00:21:43,306 --> 00:21:44,574
and hit you over and over.
475
00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:45,709
Or they brand you
476
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:47,379
with a red-hot hanger like a cow.
477
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,684
- That shit's permanent.
- Smells bad, but it heals fast.
478
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,454
Toughen you up. Make a man out of you.
479
00:21:54,328 --> 00:21:57,534
Hi. Bye, Dad.
480
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,817
You look good.
481
00:22:21,315 --> 00:22:22,349
Hey, Trevor.
482
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,220
Music kicks ass.
483
00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:26,024
Where's the party tonight?
484
00:22:36,245 --> 00:22:38,682
Why the hell are you going
to my dad's military school?
485
00:22:38,683 --> 00:22:40,419
I guess I want to be like him.
486
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:43,458
You want to be an overweight cop
sitting in a car for ten hours
487
00:22:43,459 --> 00:22:44,894
getting shit thrown at him?
488
00:22:44,895 --> 00:22:46,196
And I don't mean shit like "stuff."
489
00:22:46,197 --> 00:22:48,803
I mean shit like... human shit.
490
00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:53,745
Are you leaving 'cause of me?
491
00:22:53,746 --> 00:22:55,048
No.
492
00:22:56,986 --> 00:22:59,724
'Cause I feel bad about
how everything went down.
493
00:22:59,725 --> 00:23:02,563
You mean fucking another dude?
494
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:04,166
You didn't deserve that.
495
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,951
I'll miss you.
496
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,454
Yo. They don't suspect a fucking thing.
497
00:23:31,455 --> 00:23:32,790
Hell yeah, man.
498
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,125
Cybersecurity guy didn't see our beta.
499
00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:35,762
- How much we clear?
- 300.
500
00:23:35,763 --> 00:23:38,234
All right, we can do ten
times that tomorrow.
501
00:23:38,235 --> 00:23:39,770
- Want to get drinks?
- Yeah, absolutely.
502
00:23:39,771 --> 00:23:41,240
Hey! Then we go online.
503
00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:43,478
Pick out what color
Teslas we want to get.
504
00:23:43,479 --> 00:23:46,250
- Yo.
- Oh, hey.
505
00:23:46,251 --> 00:23:47,953
Got the day off from the kids?
506
00:23:47,954 --> 00:23:49,423
Yeah, for a couple hours.
507
00:23:49,424 --> 00:23:51,427
I need to clear my head for a while.
508
00:23:51,428 --> 00:23:53,298
I got a lot of freaky
rape and incest stuff
509
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,634
swirling around up there.
510
00:23:57,407 --> 00:23:58,541
What can I get you?
511
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,712
Your best booze.
512
00:24:00,713 --> 00:24:02,216
What, did you rob a
mini-mart or something?
513
00:24:02,217 --> 00:24:03,818
Ah, no, we ripped off a
bunch of corporate crooks.
514
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,056
Turns out two wrongs do make a right.
515
00:24:06,057 --> 00:24:07,960
Well, our best stuff is
still pretty shitty.
516
00:24:07,961 --> 00:24:10,298
Regulars go for quantity, not quality.
517
00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:11,434
They're drinking on me today.
518
00:24:11,435 --> 00:24:13,304
- Joaquin.
- Why?
519
00:24:13,305 --> 00:24:14,507
'Cause they've been screwed over
520
00:24:14,508 --> 00:24:16,310
by a system that rewards criminals
521
00:24:16,311 --> 00:24:18,515
with white collars and shit values.
522
00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:20,151
Fuck mortgage-backed security.
523
00:24:20,152 --> 00:24:22,422
Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail.
524
00:24:22,423 --> 00:24:24,828
It's time we get a piece of the action.
525
00:24:36,117 --> 00:24:38,120
Hi.
526
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:48,006
Are you missing one of your babies?
527
00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:51,112
Oh, there's Singletary.
528
00:24:51,113 --> 00:24:55,990
She's been so unhappy ever since
I told her we have to move.
529
00:24:57,860 --> 00:25:00,164
Well, what the hell?
530
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,968
You did that one already.
531
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:02,837
Oh.
532
00:25:03,973 --> 00:25:06,009
When are you leaving?
533
00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:08,046
The North Side real estate pricks
534
00:25:08,047 --> 00:25:09,717
gave me a week to think about it.
535
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,052
Think about what?
536
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:13,725
If I'm gonna let 'em buy me out.
537
00:25:13,726 --> 00:25:14,960
You haven't signed yet?
538
00:25:14,961 --> 00:25:17,500
No. They gave me a term sheet.
539
00:25:19,471 --> 00:25:20,805
100,000?
540
00:25:20,806 --> 00:25:22,576
- Yeah.
- Is that for the building?
541
00:25:22,577 --> 00:25:25,649
No, it's for the Laundromat
and my apartment upstairs.
542
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,719
They still want to buy the lease.
543
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,024
I've got eight years left on it.
544
00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:32,329
Haven't you lived up there,
like, a hundred years?
545
00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:35,167
I'm not that old.
546
00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:37,038
Almost 50 years.
547
00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:40,044
I wanna stay, but I don't have a choice.
548
00:25:40,045 --> 00:25:42,114
Hey. Dryer ate my quarters.
549
00:25:42,115 --> 00:25:43,851
I put two bucks in. Thing won't start.
550
00:25:43,852 --> 00:25:44,753
Prove it.
551
00:25:44,754 --> 00:25:46,089
Prove it?
552
00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:47,626
Machine doesn't give you a damn receipt.
553
00:25:47,627 --> 00:25:50,299
Oh, go tell it to someone
who gives a shit.
554
00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:55,375
- What if you could stay?
- Well, they won't let me.
555
00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:56,544
I would.
556
00:25:56,545 --> 00:25:58,348
I can go to the bank right now.
557
00:25:58,349 --> 00:25:59,917
Ask for a loan for 100 grand.
558
00:25:59,918 --> 00:26:01,253
I bet they'll do it.
559
00:26:01,254 --> 00:26:04,192
- You want my Laundromat?
- Mm-hmm.
560
00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:06,062
You wouldn't have to
leave your apartment.
561
00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:09,068
You could come sit on your
stool anytime you want.
562
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:12,041
We can even keep Wendell's
name on the sign.
563
00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:15,114
You get what you want.
I get what I want.
564
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,283
And for no extra charge,
565
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:17,719
you get to tell these North Siders
566
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,788
to go fuck themselves.
567
00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:23,030
Okay.
568
00:26:29,811 --> 00:26:31,045
- Lip.
- Hey.
569
00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:32,549
- You came.
- Yeah, of course.
570
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:33,751
How'd Franny's exam go?
571
00:26:33,752 --> 00:26:35,087
Great. Healthy. No bruises.
572
00:26:35,088 --> 00:26:35,922
Oh, good.
573
00:26:35,923 --> 00:26:37,492
Have you been drinking?
574
00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:39,229
Just a couple. It's under control.
575
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,300
Hey, um, we're doing this send-off thing
576
00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:43,069
- for Carl tomorrow.
- Yeah, I heard.
577
00:26:43,070 --> 00:26:45,642
Yeah, you think you could
maybe pick up the decorations
578
00:26:45,643 --> 00:26:47,178
and the cake and stuff like that?
579
00:26:47,179 --> 00:26:48,981
- I'm just really busy at work.
- Yeah, for sure.
580
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,452
Sweet. Thank you, Debs. Here you go.
581
00:26:50,453 --> 00:26:52,889
No. Neil and I got it covered.
Come and give me a hand?
582
00:26:52,890 --> 00:26:55,562
Sure, yeah. How's it going, bud?
583
00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:58,367
- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.
584
00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,973
Neil. I'm gonna grab a beer.
585
00:27:02,777 --> 00:27:03,879
What's that?
586
00:27:05,716 --> 00:27:07,619
- Is that Neil?
- Yeah.
587
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:09,456
Before the accident.
588
00:27:09,457 --> 00:27:12,229
Oh.
589
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,967
Think Dom wants to get
back together with me.
590
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:17,004
Didn't she screw around on you?
591
00:27:17,005 --> 00:27:19,810
Yeah. She feels bad about it, though.
592
00:27:19,811 --> 00:27:22,816
And I mean, I did get
circumcised for her.
593
00:27:22,817 --> 00:27:24,820
Least I can do is give
her another chance.
594
00:27:24,821 --> 00:27:27,024
Long distance?
595
00:27:27,025 --> 00:27:29,195
You gonna bag on military school?
596
00:27:29,196 --> 00:27:30,163
You guys need me.
597
00:27:30,164 --> 00:27:31,700
I do a lot around the house.
598
00:27:31,701 --> 00:27:33,036
Yeah, like what?
599
00:27:33,037 --> 00:27:34,473
Bought it.
600
00:27:34,474 --> 00:27:36,009
Dinner.
601
00:27:36,010 --> 00:27:37,812
Eh...
602
00:27:37,813 --> 00:27:39,181
Sit next to me.
603
00:27:39,182 --> 00:27:40,118
Yeah.
604
00:27:42,456 --> 00:27:44,526
Looks great, Debs.
605
00:27:44,527 --> 00:27:45,662
I'll get your soda, Lucas.
606
00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:47,197
Can you cut his potatoes?
607
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,836
Uh... yeah.
608
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,308
Let me help you with that.
609
00:27:52,944 --> 00:27:55,783
Sierra thinks you're only
with me for my money.
610
00:27:57,420 --> 00:27:58,854
What, you said that?
611
00:27:58,855 --> 00:28:01,494
You don't think it's a good idea either.
612
00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:06,370
Look, Debs, you don't need to do this
613
00:28:06,371 --> 00:28:07,939
to get the DCFS off your back...
614
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:10,278
Shut up, Lip.
615
00:28:10,279 --> 00:28:12,382
What kind of choices
do you think I have?
616
00:28:12,383 --> 00:28:14,853
You may see someone who's brain damaged,
617
00:28:14,854 --> 00:28:16,557
but I see someone who doesn't lie.
618
00:28:16,558 --> 00:28:19,229
Like all the other guys
I've ever been with.
619
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,233
He'll take care of me and will make sure
620
00:28:21,234 --> 00:28:24,706
my baby won't ever get
taken away from me.
621
00:28:24,707 --> 00:28:26,844
What kind of choices
do you think Neil has?
622
00:28:26,845 --> 00:28:29,249
Are you always gonna be
there to look out for him?
623
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,718
'Cause I will.
624
00:28:30,719 --> 00:28:32,889
I'll cook for him, and
I'll do his laundry,
625
00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:35,928
and I'll let him watch me masturbate.
626
00:28:35,929 --> 00:28:38,935
You think he's gonna find a
better deal somewhere else?
627
00:28:40,204 --> 00:28:41,841
We're engaged.
628
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:49,791
That's why I wanted all of you here.
629
00:28:51,895 --> 00:28:54,700
Couple of tens.
630
00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:57,306
A few fives. Heh-heh.
631
00:28:58,675 --> 00:29:00,912
I'm proud of you, son.
632
00:29:08,361 --> 00:29:10,698
What are you, holding out on me?
633
00:29:10,699 --> 00:29:12,402
Nickels and dimes. You
call that begging?
634
00:29:12,403 --> 00:29:13,571
Some quarters too.
635
00:29:13,572 --> 00:29:15,374
I could put a fuck doll in overalls
636
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:18,247
on that corner, and it'd make more.
637
00:29:18,248 --> 00:29:20,017
You're better than this.
638
00:29:21,019 --> 00:29:22,187
Where does the money go?
639
00:29:23,190 --> 00:29:24,191
What did you say?
640
00:29:24,192 --> 00:29:25,862
All the money you take!
641
00:29:25,863 --> 00:29:27,532
Where does it go?
642
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:30,638
Utilities. Upkeep.
643
00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:32,810
Making sure you have a home.
644
00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:37,318
You think you get a free ride here? Huh?
645
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:39,489
This shelter is not a charity.
646
00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:41,293
This shelter's for closers.
647
00:29:41,294 --> 00:29:43,998
That corner is for closers.
648
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:46,637
And you bring me a pocketful of change?
649
00:29:46,638 --> 00:29:50,010
You gotta get people to start
giving you this kind of paper.
650
00:29:50,011 --> 00:29:51,513
That's green!
651
00:29:51,514 --> 00:29:53,984
You do that, you get
to keep your corner.
652
00:29:53,985 --> 00:29:56,657
Don't? You get to clean toilets.
653
00:29:56,658 --> 00:29:58,260
You piss me off,
654
00:29:58,261 --> 00:30:02,035
and you win a cardboard
box under the overpass.
655
00:30:03,705 --> 00:30:04,707
Shit!
656
00:30:06,176 --> 00:30:10,284
This almost puts a
damper on my surprise.
657
00:30:10,285 --> 00:30:13,624
Well, I'm-I'm not sure any
of you deserve it now.
658
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,629
Surprise? What surprise?
659
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,404
No soup today.
660
00:30:20,405 --> 00:30:21,807
Huh?
661
00:30:21,808 --> 00:30:23,844
- Yeah, White Castle!
- Yeah!
662
00:30:23,845 --> 00:30:26,984
Who says Daddy Frank
doesn't take care of you?
663
00:30:26,985 --> 00:30:27,852
Oh, thank you.
664
00:30:30,191 --> 00:30:32,362
There's vodka too.
665
00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:35,100
We're all in this together, right?
666
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:36,703
Family, yes?
667
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,440
Family. That's right.
668
00:30:38,441 --> 00:30:40,010
There you go. Eat up, man.
669
00:30:40,011 --> 00:30:41,178
Eat up.
670
00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,860
Rib eye.
671
00:31:13,578 --> 00:31:15,514
Bye, Liam.
672
00:31:15,515 --> 00:31:16,917
Thanks so much.
673
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,755
Thanks. Night.
674
00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:30,043
Looks like we're gonna be related.
675
00:31:30,044 --> 00:31:32,382
Want to stay and fuck
your sister-in-law?
676
00:31:32,383 --> 00:31:34,986
Uh... hey, um...
677
00:31:34,987 --> 00:31:39,162
Look, we, uh... we're still
keeping it casual, right?
678
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:41,500
I just mean that, you know,
679
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:44,071
you've gotten really comfortable.
680
00:31:44,072 --> 00:31:45,975
You had me cut Lucas's food tonight.
681
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:53,290
Why are you fighting this?
682
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,728
Let's get married. You
can be Lucas's dad.
683
00:31:55,729 --> 00:31:57,733
Uh... no.
684
00:32:02,476 --> 00:32:04,279
Should see your face.
685
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,082
Yeah, I'm comfortable.
686
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,752
Doesn't mean I'm falling
hopelessly in love.
687
00:32:07,753 --> 00:32:09,054
I mean, Jesus.
688
00:32:09,055 --> 00:32:10,925
You think no girl can resist you?
689
00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:12,462
That I get goose bumps
every time you whip out
690
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:14,300
your magic cock?
691
00:32:19,175 --> 00:32:20,479
You should go.
692
00:32:42,723 --> 00:32:45,361
Yo.
693
00:32:45,362 --> 00:32:47,799
- Hey, uh, Liam's in bed.
- Yeah, Liam's in bed.
694
00:32:49,503 --> 00:32:50,438
Yeah.
695
00:32:52,342 --> 00:32:54,111
Jesus, just come on in. Close the door.
696
00:32:54,112 --> 00:32:56,650
Don't let the AC out.
697
00:32:56,651 --> 00:32:58,487
All right. Pop quiz.
698
00:32:58,488 --> 00:33:02,628
What's the most Debbie thing
Debbie could possibly do?
699
00:33:02,629 --> 00:33:05,467
- Pregnant?
- Nope.
700
00:33:05,468 --> 00:33:08,340
Uh, joined the Army using Lip's name?
701
00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:09,642
Very funny.
702
00:33:09,643 --> 00:33:11,045
Try again.
703
00:33:11,046 --> 00:33:13,684
Uh... engaged?
704
00:33:13,685 --> 00:33:15,487
Ding ding ding.
705
00:33:15,488 --> 00:33:17,625
Well, I may have been stupid,
706
00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:19,027
but at least I was in love.
707
00:33:19,028 --> 00:33:21,466
And of age.
708
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:24,639
Too bad I missed the shit show.
709
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,077
- No, I got work in the morning.
- Well, I need it...
710
00:33:27,078 --> 00:33:29,582
after Sierra ripped me a new one.
711
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:30,918
I don't want to know.
712
00:33:30,919 --> 00:33:32,922
I do. Why was she so pissed at you?
713
00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:35,761
I freaked out after
she ejaculated on me.
714
00:33:35,762 --> 00:33:38,500
No, she's really cool.
I might've blown it.
715
00:33:38,501 --> 00:33:40,704
Hold on. She ejaculated on you?
716
00:33:40,705 --> 00:33:42,842
- Yeah.
- You mean she pissed on you.
717
00:33:42,843 --> 00:33:45,414
No. I checked the sheets.
They weren't yellow.
718
00:33:45,415 --> 00:33:47,017
Did it taste like piss?
719
00:33:47,018 --> 00:33:49,689
How the fuck would I know
what piss tastes like?
720
00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,326
Oh, shit.
721
00:33:51,327 --> 00:33:52,828
You've tasted piss, haven't you?
722
00:33:52,829 --> 00:33:54,031
- No!
- Yes, you have.
723
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,135
- You lie!
- What was it like?
724
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:58,473
It was like...
725
00:33:58,474 --> 00:34:01,078
getting waterboarded.
726
00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:02,581
But in a fantastic way.
727
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,421
- That shit's real?
- Mm-hmm.
728
00:34:05,422 --> 00:34:08,694
So a chick is blowing her load
on you like she's a dude.
729
00:34:08,695 --> 00:34:12,601
Meanwhile, I'm making out
with a guy with a vagina.
730
00:34:12,602 --> 00:34:14,038
Yeah, he's trans.
731
00:34:15,174 --> 00:34:17,043
Oh.
732
00:34:17,044 --> 00:34:20,918
Taking testosterone apparently
gives you a giant clit.
733
00:34:20,919 --> 00:34:22,020
I'm confused.
734
00:34:22,021 --> 00:34:23,924
So, does he have a vagina or no?
735
00:34:23,925 --> 00:34:25,894
No, he does. He doesn't
call it that, though.
736
00:34:25,895 --> 00:34:28,400
He calls the whole situation his junk.
737
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,471
How do you have sex with the junk?
738
00:34:30,472 --> 00:34:32,708
I don't know.
739
00:34:32,709 --> 00:34:35,280
I'm trying to wrap my head around it.
740
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,783
No, I'm really into him.
741
00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:38,420
Just not so into her?
742
00:34:38,421 --> 00:34:41,326
He's a fucking him,
all right? Not a her.
743
00:34:41,327 --> 00:34:42,428
Jesus.
744
00:34:42,429 --> 00:34:45,133
Sure you don't want a hit?
745
00:34:45,134 --> 00:34:47,171
Yeah. No, yeah. Sorry.
746
00:34:50,678 --> 00:34:54,752
Would you ever pick someone up
while doing a load of laundry?
747
00:34:54,753 --> 00:34:57,123
The Laundromat across the street
from Patsy's is getting sold.
748
00:34:57,124 --> 00:34:59,295
- The one with the cats?
- Mm-hmm.
749
00:34:59,296 --> 00:35:01,533
I'm just waiting for the
bank to approve the loan.
750
00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:03,703
Place is getting a makeover.
751
00:35:03,704 --> 00:35:05,240
It's gonna be a real scene.
752
00:35:05,241 --> 00:35:07,211
Who the fuck wants to
hang out at a Laundromat?
753
00:35:07,212 --> 00:35:09,415
I dunno... Everyone's
washing their underwear.
754
00:35:09,416 --> 00:35:12,120
What could be sexier than that?
755
00:35:12,121 --> 00:35:13,657
DJ. BYOB.
756
00:35:13,658 --> 00:35:15,594
They're gonna stay open late.
757
00:35:15,595 --> 00:35:18,065
Gay night every Thursday.
758
00:35:18,066 --> 00:35:20,304
Plenty of hot girls.
759
00:35:20,305 --> 00:35:22,309
Actually, it does sound pretty cool.
760
00:35:24,646 --> 00:35:25,948
Yeah, I think so too.
761
00:35:43,551 --> 00:35:45,988
Time for me to go.
762
00:35:45,989 --> 00:35:47,391
Yeah. Me too.
763
00:35:47,392 --> 00:35:48,827
I run to Costco.
764
00:35:53,337 --> 00:35:54,939
Mama.
765
00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:56,342
- Mama.
- Chh, chh.
766
00:35:56,343 --> 00:35:58,280
Grandpa.
767
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,582
Yeah, we get it.
768
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,252
Come on, Yevgeny.
769
00:36:01,253 --> 00:36:03,290
We're gonna take the kids for a walk.
770
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,694
Probably gonna be gone for an hour.
771
00:36:05,695 --> 00:36:07,598
Hour and a half.
772
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:08,968
Bye.
773
00:36:24,198 --> 00:36:25,066
Who is it?
774
00:36:25,067 --> 00:36:26,970
Debbie.
775
00:36:26,971 --> 00:36:28,306
Anyone else around?
776
00:36:28,307 --> 00:36:29,576
Nope.
777
00:36:30,578 --> 00:36:31,513
Come on in.
778
00:36:34,753 --> 00:36:36,222
That's a lot of money.
779
00:36:36,223 --> 00:36:37,491
Consolidating my wealth.
780
00:36:37,492 --> 00:36:39,528
- Gonna put it somewhere safe.
- A bank?
781
00:36:39,529 --> 00:36:40,530
Fuck no.
782
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,066
Don't trust banks.
783
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:45,440
I'm gonna bury it where no
one but me can find it.
784
00:36:45,441 --> 00:36:48,045
- I'm getting married.
- If this is about a dowry...
785
00:36:48,046 --> 00:36:49,782
I'm under 18, so I can't get married
786
00:36:49,783 --> 00:36:50,851
without a parent's consent.
787
00:36:50,852 --> 00:36:52,388
I just need you to go downtown.
788
00:36:52,389 --> 00:36:53,857
- To whom...
- Hmm?
789
00:36:53,858 --> 00:36:55,627
Are you getting married?
790
00:36:55,628 --> 00:36:57,196
His name's Neil.
791
00:36:57,197 --> 00:36:58,333
What tax bracket?
792
00:36:58,334 --> 00:36:59,835
He got an accident settlement.
793
00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:00,737
Collects disability.
794
00:37:00,738 --> 00:37:02,073
Seven-figure settlement?
795
00:37:02,074 --> 00:37:03,376
High sixes?
796
00:37:03,377 --> 00:37:04,879
Disability for what?
797
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,847
He's paralyzed.
798
00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,351
On painkillers?
799
00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:08,920
- How old?
- He's 23.
800
00:37:08,921 --> 00:37:10,022
No.
801
00:37:10,023 --> 00:37:11,325
No what?
802
00:37:11,326 --> 00:37:13,263
No, you don't have my blessing.
803
00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:15,333
I don't want your blessing.
Just your consent.
804
00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,602
I'm sorry.
805
00:37:16,603 --> 00:37:18,239
I can't support this union.
806
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,174
Well, why not?
807
00:37:19,175 --> 00:37:20,176
He's really nice,
808
00:37:20,177 --> 00:37:21,579
and it was your stupid idea
809
00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:23,216
to go begging on the street with my baby
810
00:37:23,217 --> 00:37:24,518
that got me into this mess with DCFS.
811
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:26,389
He could live another 50 years.
812
00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:29,127
You wanna stretch low
six figures that long?
813
00:37:29,128 --> 00:37:30,697
With inflation?
814
00:37:30,698 --> 00:37:32,968
Marriage is a serious commitment.
815
00:37:32,969 --> 00:37:36,476
I will not let you go into
it for the wrong reasons.
816
00:37:36,477 --> 00:37:38,413
Go to Evergreen Assisted Living.
817
00:37:38,414 --> 00:37:40,116
Plenty of men 80 or older.
818
00:37:40,117 --> 00:37:42,321
They'd write you into their
will for a hand job.
819
00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:43,623
I'll give you 100 bucks.
820
00:37:43,624 --> 00:37:44,959
Don't insult me.
821
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,562
200.
822
00:37:46,563 --> 00:37:49,902
I'm giving you the benefit
of my years of experience.
823
00:37:49,903 --> 00:37:52,508
I single-handedly solved
the homeless problem
824
00:37:52,509 --> 00:37:53,910
in this country.
825
00:37:53,911 --> 00:37:55,112
You should've seen where
these people were
826
00:37:55,113 --> 00:37:56,047
when I found them.
827
00:37:56,048 --> 00:37:57,718
They've come so far,
828
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,955
because I helped them reach
their full potential.
829
00:37:59,956 --> 00:38:01,926
They just don't know that
you're ripping them off!
830
00:38:01,927 --> 00:38:04,899
Different family. Same fuckin' Frank.
831
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:05,767
300.
832
00:38:05,768 --> 00:38:07,404
Save your money, Freckles.
833
00:38:07,405 --> 00:38:11,379
Maybe one day you can buy
your beau a new spinal cord.
834
00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:24,305
- Yo.
- What's going on over there?
835
00:38:24,306 --> 00:38:26,342
I'm cleaning up dog shit.
How much we clear?
836
00:38:26,343 --> 00:38:28,111
Look, uh, the system's down.
You think they're on to us?
837
00:38:28,112 --> 00:38:29,415
No, no, no.
838
00:38:29,416 --> 00:38:30,350
The website just went back online.
839
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,119
It probably just crashed.
840
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,423
Okay, well, let me know
when it's back up.
841
00:38:33,424 --> 00:38:35,260
All right. I'm on it. Come on.
842
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,276
That's it.
843
00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:44,177
Russian news.
844
00:38:44,178 --> 00:38:45,847
He's forcing her again.
845
00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:27,297
You got a minute?
846
00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:28,500
Hey, what's up?
847
00:39:31,306 --> 00:39:33,509
I want to get married
so I can keep Franny.
848
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:35,513
But they won't let me
do it without consent,
849
00:39:35,514 --> 00:39:36,849
and fuckin' Frank won't do it,
850
00:39:36,850 --> 00:39:39,388
but it can be a parent or a guardian.
851
00:39:39,389 --> 00:39:41,759
I know you hate me right now, but I...
852
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,329
I'll do it.
853
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:45,199
You will?
854
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,336
Here.
855
00:39:49,242 --> 00:39:52,247
It's not what I want for you,
but if this is what you want...
856
00:39:52,248 --> 00:39:53,081
It is.
857
00:39:53,082 --> 00:39:54,017
I care about him a lot,
858
00:39:54,018 --> 00:39:55,119
and whatever I have to do...
859
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,956
You don't have to do a thing.
860
00:39:56,957 --> 00:39:58,459
It's like I told you.
861
00:39:58,460 --> 00:39:59,795
It's your life. It's your choices.
862
00:39:59,796 --> 00:40:01,566
Oh, thank you, Fiona.
863
00:40:04,272 --> 00:40:06,442
Fiona. For you.
864
00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:08,479
Some dude from the bank.
865
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,450
I gotta take this.
866
00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,422
Hi, this is Fiona.
867
00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:17,998
Well, I appreciate that,
but 80,000 isn't enough.
868
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,835
I need the 100,000.
869
00:40:19,836 --> 00:40:21,639
Well, is there anything that I can do?
870
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,176
I promise that I...
871
00:40:26,082 --> 00:40:27,918
Okay.
872
00:40:27,919 --> 00:40:29,087
Thanks.
873
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,885
- What's going on?
- DEA.
874
00:40:44,886 --> 00:40:47,491
They got us for that thing with
the Hepatitis drugs from India.
875
00:40:47,492 --> 00:40:49,193
Well, how long till we're
up and running again?
876
00:40:49,194 --> 00:40:50,630
We're shut down.
877
00:40:50,631 --> 00:40:51,899
What, for good?
878
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,336
Yeah, unless the Justice Department
879
00:40:53,337 --> 00:40:55,573
lets Gene put a server in
his cell at Leavenworth.
880
00:40:55,574 --> 00:40:56,942
Fuck me.
881
00:40:56,943 --> 00:40:58,513
Dude. Hey, dude. It's
just an internship.
882
00:40:58,514 --> 00:40:59,515
You'll get another one.
883
00:40:59,516 --> 00:41:02,988
Big Pharma can kiss my ass!
884
00:41:02,989 --> 00:41:06,127
You! You! Take care of Rocky.
885
00:41:06,128 --> 00:41:07,532
Take care of Rocky!
886
00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:12,106
Fuck am I supposed to do with her dog?
887
00:41:12,107 --> 00:41:13,643
Doesn't look like much of a brawler,
888
00:41:13,644 --> 00:41:15,647
but you could take him
to the dog fights.
889
00:41:15,648 --> 00:41:17,984
Worst thing that happens,
you bury the pieces.
890
00:41:34,852 --> 00:41:36,355
Shouldn't you be packing?
891
00:41:36,356 --> 00:41:39,160
- I'm not going.
- Why the hell not?
892
00:41:39,161 --> 00:41:40,697
I'm getting back together with Dom.
893
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,667
Gonna go get her some flowers.
894
00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:44,103
Get in.
895
00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:45,240
Not if you're gonna beat
the crap out of me.
896
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,611
Get in the damn car.
897
00:41:57,999 --> 00:41:59,000
There.
898
00:42:03,543 --> 00:42:04,911
Give some space, please.
899
00:42:04,912 --> 00:42:07,016
Back up. What's your name?
900
00:42:07,017 --> 00:42:10,088
Mariana, I... I thought a hearse
was only supposed to go...
901
00:42:10,089 --> 00:42:12,260
- 5 miles an hour!
- Look, she came out of nowhere.
902
00:42:12,261 --> 00:42:13,996
Police will be here in a minute.
903
00:42:13,997 --> 00:42:15,233
I got a body in the back.
I'm late for a funeral.
904
00:42:15,234 --> 00:42:16,869
- Ow!
- Back up, sir. Back up.
905
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,339
Conscious and lucid.
906
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:20,208
Open compound fracture
on her right femur.
907
00:42:20,209 --> 00:42:22,079
Contusions over her upper body.
908
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,418
Distended abdomen.
Possible pneumothorax.
909
00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:26,555
No obvious spinal displacement.
910
00:42:26,556 --> 00:42:28,693
Why don't you just go ahead
and put me in the hearse?
911
00:42:28,694 --> 00:42:30,630
Hey. You're not dying.
912
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,634
All right. Let's immobilize her.
913
00:42:42,988 --> 00:42:45,426
Yes...
914
00:42:45,427 --> 00:42:48,064
Yes, yes, yes, baby.
915
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,501
Hey, Etta. You okay?
916
00:42:49,502 --> 00:42:53,041
Oh, McMahon's been up
moaning half the night.
917
00:42:53,042 --> 00:42:56,080
He gets so sad when he's sick.
918
00:42:56,081 --> 00:42:57,751
He needs his mama.
919
00:42:57,752 --> 00:43:00,021
Yes.
920
00:43:00,022 --> 00:43:02,092
So I heard from the bank.
921
00:43:02,093 --> 00:43:04,029
They'll give me a loan for 80 grand.
922
00:43:04,030 --> 00:43:06,235
For what?
923
00:43:06,236 --> 00:43:07,771
For the Laundromat. The lease.
924
00:43:07,772 --> 00:43:11,478
You'd give me 80,000 for this place?
925
00:43:11,479 --> 00:43:13,916
I never thought it was worth that much.
926
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,733
Do you remember our
conversation yesterday?
927
00:43:23,169 --> 00:43:25,071
Of course I do.
928
00:43:25,072 --> 00:43:27,911
You said that you'd sell it to me.
929
00:43:27,912 --> 00:43:29,748
I know what I said.
930
00:43:29,749 --> 00:43:32,321
And I'm gonna let you
live upstairs, remember?
931
00:43:34,492 --> 00:43:37,162
So I got a term sheet here.
932
00:43:37,163 --> 00:43:39,802
I just have to write the number in.
933
00:43:46,181 --> 00:43:47,384
Give it here.
934
00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:52,560
And where do I sign?
935
00:43:52,561 --> 00:43:54,097
Right there.
936
00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:02,414
It's all yours.
937
00:44:06,623 --> 00:44:09,126
Starting two large bore IVs.
938
00:44:09,127 --> 00:44:11,999
I promised my son I'd be
home in time to tuck him in.
939
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,003
- If I die...
- You're not dying.
940
00:44:14,004 --> 00:44:15,773
Listen, you're gonna have to
tell him something for me, okay?
941
00:44:15,774 --> 00:44:17,277
You promise?
942
00:44:17,278 --> 00:44:18,646
Promise me!
943
00:44:18,647 --> 00:44:19,848
I promise.
944
00:44:19,849 --> 00:44:21,485
Boa noite, meu anjinho.
945
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:23,054
Try to relax.
946
00:44:23,055 --> 00:44:24,391
Please, he's gonna know what it means.
947
00:44:24,392 --> 00:44:27,195
Boa noite, meu anjinho.
948
00:44:27,196 --> 00:44:31,906
Papai do... papai do
Céu... vai cuidar...
949
00:44:34,545 --> 00:44:37,182
Pressure's dropping! BP 60 over 40.
950
00:44:37,183 --> 00:44:38,519
Stay with me, Mariana.
951
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,055
- How far are we?
- Two minutes.
952
00:44:40,056 --> 00:44:41,725
She's probably bleeding out. Go!
953
00:44:42,928 --> 00:44:44,431
Come on.
954
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:45,366
Talk to me.
955
00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:03,067
Carl. Meet Shit Head.
956
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:05,138
Shit Head, meet Carl.
957
00:45:05,139 --> 00:45:06,675
Dad.
958
00:45:06,676 --> 00:45:08,679
I'll let you kids get
to know each other.
959
00:45:13,155 --> 00:45:14,491
Wait.
960
00:45:14,492 --> 00:45:17,263
Carl, the dude who trimmed his dick?
961
00:45:17,264 --> 00:45:19,701
Damn, I wouldn't let anyone
within ten feet of my junk
962
00:45:19,702 --> 00:45:21,203
with a knife.
963
00:45:21,204 --> 00:45:23,276
- You're not circumcised?
- Hell, no.
964
00:45:24,512 --> 00:45:28,285
I don't mind it anymore.
965
00:45:28,286 --> 00:45:30,088
You know she's got gonorrhea, right?
966
00:45:54,939 --> 00:45:57,443
Thought you were off today.
967
00:45:57,444 --> 00:46:01,885
Hey, yeah, no. Now I
need the extra hours.
968
00:46:01,886 --> 00:46:05,292
Hey, uh, you know any
place I could keep Rocky?
969
00:46:05,293 --> 00:46:08,232
Hmm. I could put him up front.
970
00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:10,034
How long you need me to watch him?
971
00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:12,541
Oh, just till my ex-boss
gets out of prison.
972
00:46:14,612 --> 00:46:17,250
Hey, you, um...
973
00:46:17,251 --> 00:46:18,619
you think we could just pretend
974
00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:20,389
like the last 24 hours never happened?
975
00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:22,092
Why would I do that?
976
00:46:22,093 --> 00:46:24,497
You've been kind of a dick.
977
00:46:24,498 --> 00:46:28,137
Yeah, I, uh... I have this habit
978
00:46:28,138 --> 00:46:31,511
of falling into relationships,
you know, and I'm-I'm just...
979
00:46:31,512 --> 00:46:34,952
I'm trying really hard not
to repeat old patterns.
980
00:46:40,630 --> 00:46:42,633
I don't have time for drama in my life.
981
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:46,040
I won't make any.
982
00:46:46,041 --> 00:46:47,610
You can keep it fun and casual?
983
00:46:47,611 --> 00:46:48,645
Absolutely. Yeah.
984
00:46:48,646 --> 00:46:50,916
You know, I, um...
985
00:46:50,917 --> 00:46:52,987
I could casually go down on you later?
986
00:46:54,558 --> 00:46:56,761
You know, and I promise
that I won't flip out,
987
00:46:56,762 --> 00:47:01,271
no matter how many times we
have to change the sheets.
988
00:47:01,272 --> 00:47:04,510
You know, me and my, um... magic cock,
989
00:47:04,511 --> 00:47:06,449
we're, uh, ready to go.
990
00:47:10,991 --> 00:47:12,526
I'm off at 9:00.
991
00:47:12,527 --> 00:47:13,930
Okay.
992
00:47:16,302 --> 00:47:17,870
Bring your tongue.
993
00:47:22,046 --> 00:47:23,649
Watch this play again
994
00:47:23,650 --> 00:47:24,951
in the web replay.
995
00:47:27,189 --> 00:47:29,327
Good day, former Gallagher.
996
00:47:29,328 --> 00:47:30,396
And Liam.
997
00:47:30,397 --> 00:47:31,798
Highlights.
998
00:47:31,799 --> 00:47:33,302
You don't get the sports package?
999
00:47:33,303 --> 00:47:34,637
You should come to my house.
1000
00:47:34,638 --> 00:47:36,975
Ten games on at once.
1001
00:47:36,976 --> 00:47:38,578
Get out, Frank.
1002
00:47:38,579 --> 00:47:40,148
You put three words together!
1003
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:42,553
I told the doctors that
fetal alcohol syndrome
1004
00:47:42,554 --> 00:47:44,257
wouldn't wreck your brain.
1005
00:47:44,258 --> 00:47:45,526
What do you want?
1006
00:47:45,527 --> 00:47:48,332
The shovel that belongs to me.
1007
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:51,938
I got some planting to do.
1008
00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:53,542
What's this?
1009
00:47:53,543 --> 00:47:54,844
Military school.
1010
00:47:54,845 --> 00:47:57,216
Well, that's a great idea.
1011
00:47:57,217 --> 00:47:59,119
And you can join the Army.
1012
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,889
Travel halfway around the world
1013
00:48:00,890 --> 00:48:04,029
and build roads and hospitals
for people who want us dead.
1014
00:48:04,030 --> 00:48:05,799
I don't know if I should go, though.
1015
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,570
Want to grow up to be a man.
1016
00:48:07,571 --> 00:48:10,509
Definitely can't learn that from you.
1017
00:48:10,510 --> 00:48:12,646
Well, the first rule of manhood
1018
00:48:12,647 --> 00:48:14,717
is to provide for your
family, and believe me,
1019
00:48:14,718 --> 00:48:16,855
my family's well provided for.
1020
00:48:16,856 --> 00:48:20,496
They appreciate their father.
1021
00:48:20,497 --> 00:48:22,733
I got a 50-inch TV and a massage chair
1022
00:48:22,734 --> 00:48:24,337
that's got your name on it.
1023
00:48:24,338 --> 00:48:25,839
It's right down the street.
1024
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,908
Yeah.
1025
00:48:44,478 --> 00:48:46,481
Why you have phone if you do not answer?
1026
00:48:46,482 --> 00:48:47,817
Where have you been?
1027
00:48:47,818 --> 00:48:49,587
Wanted to think out how to say this.
1028
00:48:49,588 --> 00:48:51,257
Say what?
1029
00:48:51,258 --> 00:48:52,894
We know about Yvon.
1030
00:48:57,737 --> 00:49:00,909
- How did you find out?
- Does it matter?
1031
00:49:00,910 --> 00:49:02,045
He threatened to cut my fingers off
1032
00:49:02,046 --> 00:49:03,548
if I told you we were married.
1033
00:49:03,549 --> 00:49:05,184
He even showed me the
cleaver he would use.
1034
00:49:05,185 --> 00:49:07,088
Hold up. Did you say "married"?
1035
00:49:07,089 --> 00:49:08,725
Yes. Yvon is husband.
1036
00:49:08,726 --> 00:49:11,898
Not father. You knew this.
1037
00:49:11,899 --> 00:49:15,873
- So you didn't fuck your dad?
- Not since I left Russia.
1038
00:49:15,874 --> 00:49:18,445
You're married to someone else?
1039
00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:29,767
Hey! Ask me how my day was.
1040
00:49:29,768 --> 00:49:32,773
- I'm really not in the mood.
- It was fucking awesome.
1041
00:49:32,774 --> 00:49:34,977
Ask me why.
1042
00:49:34,978 --> 00:49:37,081
I bought the Laundromat
across the street.
1043
00:49:37,082 --> 00:49:39,152
Look, uh, I'm gonna finish cleaning up.
1044
00:49:39,153 --> 00:49:41,156
How about you go help set
up for Carl's party?
1045
00:49:41,157 --> 00:49:42,760
I'm serious.
1046
00:49:43,829 --> 00:49:45,599
Okay.
1047
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,369
What'd that set you back about?
1048
00:49:47,370 --> 00:49:48,471
80 grand.
1049
00:49:48,472 --> 00:49:50,375
But I'm getting a loan.
1050
00:49:50,376 --> 00:49:52,178
What collateral?
1051
00:49:52,179 --> 00:49:54,116
The house.
1052
00:49:56,322 --> 00:49:58,825
Yeah, you don't... You
don't own the house.
1053
00:49:58,826 --> 00:50:00,295
It's in my name.
1054
00:50:00,296 --> 00:50:02,165
Yeah, but it belongs to all of us.
1055
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,570
It's in my name.
1056
00:50:04,571 --> 00:50:06,541
Fiona, you're gonna risk the house?
1057
00:50:06,542 --> 00:50:08,678
No, 'cause I'm gonna make every payment.
1058
00:50:08,679 --> 00:50:10,882
What the fuck do you know
about running a Laundromat?
1059
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:12,886
What the fuck did I know
about running a diner?
1060
00:50:12,887 --> 00:50:14,490
This dump had no place to go but up.
1061
00:50:14,491 --> 00:50:16,261
The Laundromat's a great business.
1062
00:50:16,262 --> 00:50:18,030
No employees. No spoilage.
1063
00:50:18,031 --> 00:50:19,734
It's a great investment too.
1064
00:50:19,735 --> 00:50:21,069
It's only gonna increase in value
1065
00:50:21,070 --> 00:50:22,573
once I fix the place up.
1066
00:50:22,574 --> 00:50:24,075
I'm gonna turn it into a
scene, like I told you.
1067
00:50:24,076 --> 00:50:26,414
You were into it. I got a plan.
1068
00:50:26,415 --> 00:50:27,850
I don't give a shit about your plan.
1069
00:50:27,851 --> 00:50:29,254
Why not?
1070
00:50:31,792 --> 00:50:34,597
How about "way to go, sis"
or "I believe in you"?
1071
00:50:34,598 --> 00:50:36,602
Is that so fucking hard?
1072
00:50:39,808 --> 00:50:42,145
You're making a huge mistake.
1073
00:50:42,146 --> 00:50:43,648
How huge?
1074
00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:44,717
Huh?
1075
00:50:44,718 --> 00:50:45,986
Like blowing a grant
1076
00:50:45,987 --> 00:50:46,988
and getting kicked out of college?
1077
00:50:46,989 --> 00:50:48,225
That huge?
1078
00:51:05,058 --> 00:51:07,863
There's the chair. Heh-heh-heh.
1079
00:51:10,536 --> 00:51:14,910
Don't you let anybody tell you
that Daddy didn't provide.
1080
00:51:14,911 --> 00:51:16,047
Hmm?
1081
00:51:18,219 --> 00:51:20,889
Hey. Line up to see how you did.
1082
00:51:27,604 --> 00:51:29,105
Is there somebody in my room?
1083
00:51:35,686 --> 00:51:37,923
Ah, you found our emergency fund.
1084
00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:39,293
It's great, isn't it?
1085
00:51:39,294 --> 00:51:41,531
So we're covered if they ever come
1086
00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:43,535
and try to take the house away again.
1087
00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:46,173
Or if, uh, New Lip gets into college.
1088
00:51:46,174 --> 00:51:48,143
Right, son?
1089
00:51:48,144 --> 00:51:49,680
What are you doing? Wait a second.
1090
00:51:49,681 --> 00:51:50,749
Okay. Hold on.
1091
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,717
Come on!
1092
00:51:51,718 --> 00:51:53,288
We're family.
1093
00:51:53,289 --> 00:51:54,623
Will you tell them, New Monica?
1094
00:51:54,624 --> 00:51:56,828
My name's Delores.
1095
00:51:58,899 --> 00:52:00,635
I was keeping it safe for us!
1096
00:52:00,636 --> 00:52:02,973
So the fucking IRS wouldn't get...
1097
00:52:02,974 --> 00:52:03,808
Oh, no.
1098
00:52:03,809 --> 00:52:05,312
Oh, no. Come on. No!
1099
00:52:09,621 --> 00:52:11,324
All right, this is for Carl,
1100
00:52:11,325 --> 00:52:14,263
so let's just pretend like
we're having a good time.
1101
00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:15,799
- Where is everything?
- Don't look at me.
1102
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,536
I asked Debs to take care of it.
1103
00:52:17,537 --> 00:52:19,038
I need help getting Neil inside.
1104
00:52:19,039 --> 00:52:20,809
Where the hell's the
banner? The... the cake?
1105
00:52:20,810 --> 00:52:22,479
- Ian said you'd do it.
- Where the fuck is he?
1106
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,048
He was supposed to get back
from work two hours ago.
1107
00:52:24,049 --> 00:52:25,485
You couldn't have just handled that?
1108
00:52:25,486 --> 00:52:26,787
I didn't ask to play Mom, all right?
1109
00:52:26,788 --> 00:52:28,056
Neither did she.
1110
00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:30,495
Is anyone gonna help me with Neil?
1111
00:52:30,496 --> 00:52:31,664
Bad news.
1112
00:52:31,665 --> 00:52:32,699
We don't have a party for you.
1113
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,236
I'm sorry.
1114
00:52:34,237 --> 00:52:36,039
It's okay. I'm not sure if I'm gonna go.
1115
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,976
What?
1116
00:52:37,977 --> 00:52:40,582
Wait, what... what do you
mean? 'Cause of Dom?
1117
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:42,853
No. What if they haze me?
1118
00:52:42,854 --> 00:52:45,759
You're way tougher than they are.
1119
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,698
Yeah. Seems hard. All of it.
1120
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:50,268
You did juvie, no problem.
1121
00:52:50,269 --> 00:52:52,171
I mean, you let someone hack your dick.
1122
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,944
What could be harder than that, right?
1123
00:52:54,945 --> 00:52:57,014
Gallaghers are a lot of things,
1124
00:52:57,015 --> 00:53:00,021
but no one says we back
down from a challenge.
1125
00:53:03,495 --> 00:53:04,797
Yeah.
1126
00:53:17,991 --> 00:53:20,027
Yes?
1127
00:53:20,028 --> 00:53:21,864
I couldn't save someone.
1128
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,401
She died right in front of me.
1129
00:53:23,402 --> 00:53:26,172
She wanted me to tell
something to her kid.
1130
00:53:26,173 --> 00:53:28,445
I... I don't even know
what language it was.
1131
00:53:33,956 --> 00:53:38,130
You're the only person I wanted to tell.
1132
00:53:41,872 --> 00:53:43,375
My roommates aren't here.
1133
00:53:49,086 --> 00:53:51,824
I don't, uh... know how to do this.
1134
00:53:51,825 --> 00:53:53,160
I'll show you.
1135
00:53:53,161 --> 00:53:55,064
You don't need that.
1136
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,068
You can't get an STD
off a silicone cock.
1137
00:53:57,069 --> 00:53:59,105
No, it's for me.
1138
00:53:59,106 --> 00:54:01,577
I'm a top.
1139
00:54:01,578 --> 00:54:04,115
I am too.
1140
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:06,754
I'm not getting fucked in the ass.
1141
00:54:06,755 --> 00:54:08,559
I'm not either.
1142
00:54:58,090 --> 00:55:00,562
Hey, Sergeant Winslow.
1143
00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,566
Wanted to make sure you got on that bus.
1144
00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:05,338
Even if I had to handcuff you to it.
1145
00:55:05,339 --> 00:55:08,512
No, no, no, you don't.
1146
00:55:09,747 --> 00:55:10,915
Are you ready?
1147
00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:13,821
No.
1148
00:55:13,822 --> 00:55:15,592
I'm going, though.
1149
00:55:15,593 --> 00:55:17,329
I think I need to.
1150
00:55:17,330 --> 00:55:19,165
I need some direction.
1151
00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,969
I'm not good at school.
1152
00:55:20,970 --> 00:55:22,639
Not good at sports.
1153
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,610
Definitely don't want to
be back on the corner.
1154
00:55:24,611 --> 00:55:26,012
One thing I do know
is I can take a punch
1155
00:55:26,013 --> 00:55:27,482
and hit harder back.
1156
00:55:27,483 --> 00:55:31,189
Hopefully, I can put that to some use.
1157
00:55:31,190 --> 00:55:33,494
Call. Email.
1158
00:55:33,495 --> 00:55:34,730
Don't make me come down there
1159
00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:36,468
and embarrass the hell out of you.
1160
00:55:40,008 --> 00:55:42,011
I'm proud of you.
1161
00:55:59,881 --> 00:56:01,951
I'm gonna come back a man.
1162
00:56:12,205 --> 00:56:14,208
How long you think he'll last?
1163
00:56:14,209 --> 00:56:15,311
A week.
1164
00:56:15,312 --> 00:56:17,749
Four hours.
1165
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:19,820
I need to make sure
some punk doesn't have
1166
00:56:19,821 --> 00:56:23,059
his hands down my daughter's drawers.
1167
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:24,396
I'm gonna go start Neil's dinner.
1168
00:56:24,397 --> 00:56:26,065
- Sound good?
- I'm hungry.
1169
00:56:32,078 --> 00:56:33,348
Heading home?
1170
00:56:35,084 --> 00:56:36,221
Patsy's.
1171
00:56:38,291 --> 00:56:39,794
Well, it's not too late.
1172
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:46,106
You can still back out of that loan.
1173
00:57:09,554 --> 00:57:11,690
Hey! Fresh meat!
1174
00:57:20,742 --> 00:57:22,745
We're gonna fuck you up.
1175
00:57:29,227 --> 00:57:31,663
Anyone else wanna haze me?
1176
00:57:31,664 --> 00:57:32,599
Huh?
1177
00:57:34,804 --> 00:57:36,607
Didn't think so.
1178
00:57:37,305 --> 00:57:43,571
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