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[Frank] Here's what you missedlast week on Shameless.
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_
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Where you getting all
this money?
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Next.
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Alibi voted "Best Shittiest Bar
on the South Side."
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I'm not sure how
I feel about that.
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I've never been the best
at anything.
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Here's to the shittiest
bar in the South Side!
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[all cheering]
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Fiona, if you don't want
to have yours, that's fine.
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If you love me, you will
support my decision
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in having this baby,
'cause no one else does.
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We made mistakes.
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Mine wasn't a mistake.
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I did this on purpose
because I know what I want.
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If you have this baby,
I will not support you.
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[engine revving]
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I'm taking care of this
once and for all.
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[Veronica] Make sure you cut
the right cable?
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[Kev] Yes, there's only
two cables.
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The throttle cable and--
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[screaming]
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[metal crunching]
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The brake cable.
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Frank, what the hell
is going on?
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This is Jorge Mendoza
and his clan.
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What are they doing
in our yard?
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I rented it to them.
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If we let you take the house,
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will you rent it to us?
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Sure, call it $1,800 a month.
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First, last, and deposit.
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Are you kidding me?
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[sighs]
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[tires squealing]
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Hey, you okay?
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[coughing and choking]
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Can you tell me your name, sir?
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪
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♪ round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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Surprise, it's me, again,
cousin Fiona.
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Hoping you can explain
the eviction notice
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from the sheriff's department
since we do pay our rent.
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So if you can call us back
when you have a minute,
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that would be swell.
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Thanks, Patrick.
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72 hours to vacate
the premises.
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What happened to our flour?
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Debbie used it as
an imaginary baby.
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Yo, Chef Boyardee, any chance
you can help Fiona
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deal with Patrick?
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Or I can later.
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What about cinnamon?
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Huh?
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I'm baking cookies.
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Why?
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For the fire house.
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I think they deserve
our support.
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And today is the day
to thank them?
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I bet the Hondurans
have flour.
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You know he got
into some shit at school.
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I think he's pissed at me.
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Please, he's been angry
with me for weeks.
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Get a hold of your cousin?
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[Fiona] Gonna have to
get in his face.
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- [coffee pouring]
- Well, I'll drive you.
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You don't have to
get involved.
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I know.
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Hey, you sure
you don't need me?
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No, go on your trip.
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- We have it handled.
- Okay.
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Lip's professor is taking him
to an academic conference.
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It's for fun.
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She teaches critical theory,
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nothing to do with engineering.
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It'll look good
on your transcript.
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Uh...
"Conference on whatever."
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The origin of feminist rhetoric
in post-war Europe.
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You need help with that,
call me.
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Got it.
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Do we have any baking soda?
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[utensils rattling]
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Guess not.
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♪
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As a woman who's months
from bringing a child
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into this world,
you require a nest
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and since we're getting
kicked out of our house.
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You think that's
actually happening?
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Sheriff's department
doesn't mess around.
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Yeah, well, Fiona already said
if I have the baby,
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she's throwing me out,
so I don't even care
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if we lose the house.
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I'm just gonna get a part-time
job and save up money
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for my own place.
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- Ready?
- No, no, no, no, listen to me.
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Even with welfare,
no way you pull down
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the kind of dough you'll need.
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There's diapers and onesies
and the little jars
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with the pureed veggies,
and God forbid
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the kid gets sick.
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With what these pharmaceutical
companies are demanding
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for a god damn cough drop?
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And there's no way
boys your age can support you.
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They're spending their allowance
on poppers and internet porn.
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No, what you need
is an older--
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Gel may be a little cold.
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You need a father figure,
like you had with me,
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only with money.
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And the good news is,
there's lots of lonely men.
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And they'll know you put out.
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That's a plus.
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Heartbeat...
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Oh, my God.
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Look at its face.
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Nope, wrong end.
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The face is there.
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That's my baby.
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♪
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Hello, little Gallagher.
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Yo, Dom, got you
a little something.
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Ugh, okay, don't be
getting me shit.
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Come on, girl,
I dropped bank.
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You don't want to see?
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[students chattering]
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- Mink.
- You steal it?
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Got the receipt.
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Uh-uh, thanks, but I really
don't need it.
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- It's gonna be cold soon.
- [car horn honks]
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Friend's mom is giving
me a ride.
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I got to go.
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Let me walk you.
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Nope, too far to walk.
Bye!
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[drill whirring]
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Hey, Patrick,
thanks for not calling me back.
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Who's this?
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I'm Sean, how you doing?
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I'm curious what you told
the sheriff
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to get us evicted.
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Oh, that-- that's
not about you.
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I took a loan out
against the house for 60 grand,
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didn't pay it back,
so of course,
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the bank foreclosed.
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Well, can't you
work something out?
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Why?
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I get 500 bucks in rent,
usually late,
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from cousins who want
to frame me as a child molester
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or I pocket 60 large
and call it a day.
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You know,
I got myself a Jet Ski,
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season tickets
to the Blackhawks.
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How's your credit?
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Credit was in the shitter
anyway!
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[cackles]
Thanks for asking.
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Look, the house is a dump,
but it's been in our family
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for generations, and it means
a lot to all of us.
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Fuck that house.
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And fuck your con artist
deadbeat family.
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Now, don't be waving
the hammer around.
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I don't want to have to
take it from you.
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[metal clangs]
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[drills continue whirring]
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- That, I'd like to see.
- Is that right?
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Let's go.
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[chuckles]
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[drill whirs]
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Yeah!
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[car honks in distance] _
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[Kev]
Hey, what's up?
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I'll see you guys inside.
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Where the hell is everyone?
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[Svetlana]
Regulars stopped coming
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because it's hipster bar now,
they think.
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Well, then where
are all the hipsters?
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Maybe it's some yuppie holiday--
Earth Day
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or Yom Kippur or something.
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I just had three top knots
right behind me.
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I thought they were
gonna come in.
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- What's that?
- Tapas.
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- Say it without an accent.
- Tapas.
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- Didn't help.
- Spanish food on small plates.
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Svetlana said there's
a place on 19th Street.
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Customers go crazy
for this shit.
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- Jesus, it smells like--
- Octopus.
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Don't fuck with me.
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I am no fucking you.
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Octopus salad,
this kind of tapas.
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You see, this is the problem
with hipsters.
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It's like buying an exotic
animal from a pet store.
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Who knows what they eat?
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♪
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The hipsters are gonna
come back, right?
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Yeah.
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We'll have them eating
octopus out of our hand.
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[crunches, chews]
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Yeah, I hope so.
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♪
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Hey, I'm looking
for a firefighter,
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but I don't know his name.
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Regarding?
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I was on the Central Ave
bridge on Tuesday,
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he saved my life.
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Tuesday, you want
the hose pullers.
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The what?
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Flamers, gay firemen,
they're all on one shift.
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Really?
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Chicago Fire Island.
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So when's the next,
uh, gay shift?
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7:00 AM tomorrow.
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Those snickerdoodles?
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[indistinct PA announcement]
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[Frank] You know I grew up
in this house?
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Raised all my kids here too.
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Hey, Debbie, could you
come down, please?
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There's someone
I want you to meet.
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[footsteps descending stairs]
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Uh, Eugene,
this is my daughter Deborah.
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What's going on?
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Sit, sit, sit, sit.
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Don't trip over his
oxygen compressor.
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[buzzes]
Hello, Deborah.
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Hm.
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Hi.
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So how do you two, uh...
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I spend time in the oncology
ward at the hospital,
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giving comfort and moral support
to those in need.
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Me and Eugene just hit it off.
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Do the-- the bit from that movie.
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[buzzes]
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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I'm a HAL 9000 computer.
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[both laugh]
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Well...
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I'll let you two
get acquainted.
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[Frank laughs]
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Wait, what?
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[buzzes]
My second wife was a redhead.
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Heh.
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Would you excuse me?
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Tell me you're not
setting me up with him.
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Shush-- shush up.
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He lost his voice,
not his hearing.
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Are you insane?
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You need someone
to take care of you.
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He's got terminal cancer
and a two-bedroom apartment
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on rent control and a mint
condition '64 Pontiac.
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It's a classic.
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- He's dying?
- Exactly.
262
00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,278
He'll be around
for a couple of months,
263
00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,947
a year tops,
and then we hold on
264
00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:33,782
to the two-bedroom
rent control.
265
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,450
No.
I don't need a man.
266
00:10:35,452 --> 00:10:37,085
I can take care of my baby
on my own.
267
00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:39,955
And if I do find someone,
he won't be
268
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,840
an old dying robot!
269
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,342
♪
270
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,261
It's a no-go.
271
00:10:46,296 --> 00:10:49,347
♪
272
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,183
[dishes clatter]
273
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,802
Used to love the smell
of bacon till I got knocked up.
274
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,387
[Sean]
Morning sickness?
275
00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:57,639
I was helping Cindy
bring food to a table
276
00:10:57,641 --> 00:10:59,941
and nearly puked
on the plate.
277
00:10:59,977 --> 00:11:02,894
Only two more days
till the appointment.
278
00:11:02,946 --> 00:11:04,529
Unless you want to punch me
in the stomach
279
00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:05,714
and get it over with.
280
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,232
Oh, are we joking
about this?
281
00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:09,451
- Trying.
- Oh.
282
00:11:09,486 --> 00:11:11,903
Hey, about the house,
you're not giving up.
283
00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:13,822
Not seeing
too many options.
284
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,657
Well, we can't make Patrick
pay the bank,
285
00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:17,209
but he only borrowed 60 grand.
286
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,161
It's not a very big
monthly payment.
287
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:20,245
So...
288
00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:21,963
So take over the mortgage.
289
00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:23,498
Could we do that?
290
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,633
Maybe.
291
00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:26,468
Who do we ask?
292
00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:28,553
Well, the guy that runs the
accounts here at Dorset Bank.
293
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:30,722
We could swing by
and talk to him.
294
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,224
Thank you.
295
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,642
I'm a naturally
helpful person.
296
00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:34,759
[scoffs]
297
00:11:34,812 --> 00:11:35,727
Must be tiring.
298
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,929
It is utterly exhausting.
299
00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:40,265
[bacon sizzles]
300
00:11:40,317 --> 00:11:41,566
Bacon.
301
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,888
Go, Colts!
302
00:11:46,924 --> 00:11:48,356
[car honks in distance]
303
00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:49,658
I hate the Colts.
304
00:11:49,693 --> 00:11:52,277
- Hockey?
- Not a sports person?
305
00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:54,863
I did synchronized swimming
at Sarah Lawrence.
306
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,198
What's that?
307
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,783
A bunch of girls swimming
together upside down and--
308
00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:00,702
well, it's a lot harder
than it sounds.
309
00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:02,871
It's like a Busby Berkeley
musical, only wet.
310
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,623
What's Busby Berkeley?
311
00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:06,341
MGM? No?
312
00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:08,343
Welcome to the Indianapolis
Golden Marquee Hotel.
313
00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:09,344
Can I help you
with your bags?
314
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,378
Please.
315
00:12:15,886 --> 00:12:18,720
[Carl] Some high-end shit,
carbon-fiber frame,
316
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:22,307
mag wheels, all customized.
Check it out.
317
00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:24,442
This one.
318
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,361
Now, that one's cold.
319
00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:27,729
No.
320
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,616
This one.
321
00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:34,619
[♪ hip-hop music playingon car stereo ♪]
322
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:36,738
♪
323
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,240
[car door closes]
324
00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:43,295
♪
325
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,550
[♪ hip-hop music swells ♪]
326
00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:50,085
♪ hallelujah ♪
327
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,254
- ♪ yeah ♪
- ♪ this shit legendary ♪
328
00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:55,724
♪ trip like Jason Terry,
pussy pink as Katy Perry ♪
329
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,759
♪ this shit came from nowhere ♪
330
00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,427
♪ drama,
please don't go there ♪
331
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,730
♪ pussy Michael Jordan
no hair ♪
332
00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:05,483
[♪ hip-hop musicresumes from car ♪]
333
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,185
Hey, yo,
after we get this bike,
334
00:13:07,237 --> 00:13:09,437
how about we buy
a motherfucking car?
335
00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:12,440
Robes and slippers
in the closet.
336
00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,526
Toilet's equipped with
a heated seat and a bidet.
337
00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:16,945
A bidet, ever use one?
338
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,531
Oh, yeah, my vacation home
in the Bahamas.
339
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,367
- Anything else?
- No, thank you.
340
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,621
Ten bucks?
341
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,173
We're meeting people
in an hour.
342
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,341
- [door closes]
- I'm gonna shower.
343
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,525
You can join if you want.
344
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,761
Yeah, I'm in.
345
00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,462
You nervous about tomorrow?
346
00:13:34,498 --> 00:13:35,880
Excited.
347
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,432
I've been working on this
for three years,
348
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:40,435
so now I get to show off.
349
00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:43,972
The publication in 1949
of her seminal text,
350
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,224
"Second Sex,"
Simone de Beauvoir
351
00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:48,810
redefined the semiotics
of femininity
352
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,812
throughout the western world.
353
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,065
What was not explored
is the relationship
354
00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:58,453
between her loss of faith and
subsequent revolutionary views.
355
00:13:58,488 --> 00:13:59,738
Wow.
356
00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,239
That's really turning me on,
357
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,824
if that's what you were
going for.
358
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,877
I didn't know that you
found the topic so arousing.
359
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,545
Me neither.
360
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:10,332
Well, there's tertiary evidence
that the prestigious
361
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:14,669
convent school that de Beauvoir
attended...
362
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,638
is in fact the missing link
363
00:14:16,673 --> 00:14:20,258
between
her early religiosity
364
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,978
and subsequent radicalizations.
[chuckles]
365
00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:26,614
Okay,
thanks for your help.
366
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,433
There's no way for you
to assume the loan.
367
00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:31,653
The house is scheduled to go up
for auction in two days.
368
00:14:31,688 --> 00:14:34,272
Well, that's that.
369
00:14:34,324 --> 00:14:36,908
- The auction public?
- I assume.
370
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,910
So buy it there.
371
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,196
[chuckles]
Right.
372
00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:42,230
How's it work?
373
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:43,698
Highest bidder gets the house.
374
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,417
So it's a bunch of
bottom feeders, right,
375
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,135
looking for a great deal?
376
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,371
Bank only needs 60 grand
and they get their money back.
377
00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:51,006
It's a shithole, that house.
378
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:53,375
If you put an offer on it,
I bet it's yours.
379
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:55,460
You think I have 60 grand?
380
00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:57,379
Apply for a mortgage.
381
00:14:57,414 --> 00:14:58,680
Me?
382
00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:01,349
Well, you're an assistant
manager at a reputable
383
00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:02,467
place of business.
384
00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:03,802
You have stable income.
385
00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:05,220
Have you ran her credit?
386
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,137
About that...
387
00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:07,639
Here we go.
388
00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:09,691
No, it's not bad or good.
389
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,643
You have a credit score
of zero.
390
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:14,896
You've never owned a credit card
or leased a car?
391
00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,531
No.
392
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:17,816
[chuckles]
Amazing.
393
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,951
Uh...
[clears throat]
394
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,404
Well, you can open up
a credit card account,
395
00:15:22,406 --> 00:15:25,573
take an advance of $1,000,
pay it back tomorrow,
396
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,293
and you're an excellent
credit risk.
397
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,079
You're saying that
I have to borrow money
398
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,298
in order to borrow more money?
399
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,051
Government-backed FHA mortgage
loans are reasonable.
400
00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:37,419
Hold on, hold on.
401
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,421
I can get a loan?
402
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,339
[female announcer] A very bigserve from Michaela Brown.
403
00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:43,591
She has one of the most
powerful right hands...
404
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,926
Mm.
405
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:45,593
[male announcer]
That serve is Ace.
406
00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:47,429
[Yanis]
Kev!
407
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,431
Shit!
408
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:50,598
[Yanis]
Hey, Kev!
409
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,437
Kev, hey, I see you!
410
00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:56,488
[inaudible]
411
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,655
Come on, man.
412
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,274
Kev, come on.
413
00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:01,409
♪
414
00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:05,280
Hey, I need a favor.
415
00:16:05,282 --> 00:16:06,781
Ask me from there.
416
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:07,916
I got to listen
for the babies.
417
00:16:07,951 --> 00:16:09,200
No, no, no, I can't
yell this, okay?
418
00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,452
It's, uh...
419
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,537
Kevin, it's personal.
420
00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:16,458
[door closes]
421
00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:25,600
You see these legs?
422
00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:27,969
I used to press 900 pounds
with these legs.
423
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,054
Now I drag them around
like limp sausage.
424
00:16:30,107 --> 00:16:31,890
And that yuppie lawyer scum
who did this to me,
425
00:16:31,942 --> 00:16:34,392
he lives right around
the block.
426
00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:35,310
Really sucks.
427
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,562
Help me kill him.
428
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:38,229
What?
429
00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:39,147
And his family.
430
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,148
I'm gonna set his house on fire.
431
00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:41,232
- No.
- Yes, I am.
432
00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:42,867
- Hell, no.
- Yes, I am.
433
00:16:42,903 --> 00:16:44,285
You do that, they're gonna
send you away
434
00:16:44,321 --> 00:16:45,987
for a long-ass time.
435
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,705
Look, Kevin, I've
thought about this, okay?
436
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,990
And I-- and I think about
437
00:16:48,992 --> 00:16:51,826
how I will feel
when that house is on fire.
438
00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:52,827
The lawyer comes running out.
439
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,212
Okay, his kids?
440
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,797
They come running out,
their hair on fire,
441
00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:56,881
their clothes on fire.
442
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:58,216
"Aah! Aah! I'm on fire!
Aah!"
443
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,884
Jesus.
444
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,369
It'll be worth it.
It'll be worth it.
445
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:02,837
Okay.
446
00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,506
I'm telling you.
447
00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:06,558
No one's gonna burn
anyone, all right?
448
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,476
- Go home.
- Come on!
449
00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:10,562
Take your pain meds.
450
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,896
Think happy thoughts.
451
00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:13,264
[inhales]
Breathe.
452
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:14,432
- All right, all right.
- I got to go.
453
00:17:14,484 --> 00:17:15,934
[Yanis]
Okay, fine.
454
00:17:15,986 --> 00:17:17,485
Hey, Kev, you want to
come over later
455
00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:19,437
and watch The Voice?
456
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:20,939
You wanna--
you like The Voice?
457
00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,023
No?
458
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,925
I-I got frozen pizza.
459
00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:29,948
[chair whirs]
460
00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:40,341
♪
461
00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:42,010
Check this out.
462
00:17:42,045 --> 00:17:46,031
_
463
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,670
_
464
00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:51,455
_
465
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,939
And she goes,
"No! No, no, no, no!"
466
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,951
_
467
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:59,267
_
468
00:17:59,268 --> 00:18:01,573
_
469
00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:04,949
Okay, so we went to the bank,
470
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:07,402
and the house is being sold
at auction,
471
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,872
but there's a chance that
we could buy it.
472
00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:14,542
So for the first time ever,
it would be our house,
473
00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:18,329
not Aunt Ginger's,
not Patrick's.
474
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,081
How?
475
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,916
Sean's got a guy at the bank
who thinks I can get
476
00:18:21,952 --> 00:18:23,551
a bank loan of up
to 100,000.
477
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:24,452
Dollars?
478
00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:26,254
I know.
479
00:18:26,256 --> 00:18:28,006
Holy shit, someone's
willing to give us 100 grand?
480
00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:29,257
Yeah.
481
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,892
Why didn't we do this
years ago?
482
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,427
The bank doesn't just
give you money.
483
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,512
They actually buy the house
and let you live in it
484
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:36,481
till you pay back the loan
with interest.
485
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,932
Or not.
486
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:41,102
We need a down payment
of $3,500,
487
00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:42,904
and we need it, like, now.
488
00:18:42,939 --> 00:18:44,272
I got a couple hundred.
489
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,608
Okay, we could pawn the TV.
490
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:47,976
You'd get 50 bucks.
491
00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:48,910
We're brainstorming.
492
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:50,278
3 1/2 Gs?
493
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,913
Shit, I got you covered.
494
00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:52,914
What do you want?
495
00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:55,450
You want hundies
or small bills?
496
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,420
You just got out of juvie
and you have $3,000?
497
00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:01,289
Right.
498
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:06,327
♪
499
00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:11,966
No.
500
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,268
What, you don't believe me?
501
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,636
No, I believe you,
I just don't want
502
00:19:14,638 --> 00:19:16,137
the state seizing our house
'cause we bought it
503
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,873
with drug money or whatever
it is that you're into lately.
504
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,275
[Frank]
Let's not be hasty.
505
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,143
You are not part
of this conversation, Frank.
506
00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:26,981
This was my house long before
any of you had claim to it.
507
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,816
Not legally,
but every other way.
508
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:31,369
The point is,
we're Gallaghers.
509
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,954
If Carl wants to step up--
510
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,238
No.
511
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,873
Why do you get the last word?
512
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,492
If you want to go get
a mortgage with your name on it,
513
00:19:37,494 --> 00:19:39,160
then take Carl's money.
514
00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:41,379
But otherwise, we'll find
another way.
515
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,214
I'll just spend it on my ride.
516
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,083
If you want us,
we'll be upstairs.
517
00:19:45,135 --> 00:19:46,884
Come on, Nick.
518
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,839
Carl, a word,
if you would, son?
519
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,474
[scoffs]
520
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,476
I don't know why you bother
calling a family meeting
521
00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,178
if you make all the decisions
anyway.
522
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:59,881
♪
523
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:00,848
[Frank]
Carl?
524
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:04,185
Hey, hey, um...
525
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,153
[chuckles]
526
00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:06,437
On behalf of all of us,
527
00:20:06,489 --> 00:20:08,489
I want to acknowledge
your generosity.
528
00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:10,358
The fact that you've reached
this level of success
529
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,275
in your chosen field--
530
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:12,193
How much you need?
531
00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:14,195
40?
532
00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:16,197
60, if it's not a problem.
533
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:18,282
Bill, even.
534
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,168
You've come a long way, son.
535
00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:22,537
It warms my heart to know
that at least one Gallagher
536
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:24,539
has lived up to his
genetic potential.
537
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,258
When you were six, I-- when--
538
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,177
♪
539
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,262
You get why I don't want
to take Carl's money, right?
540
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:34,048
It's like saying that it's cool
that he's a criminal,
541
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,417
like we've given up on him.
542
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:37,969
I get it.
543
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,562
You're giving me that look
544
00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:49,364
like you're gonna try
to give me
545
00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:53,568
some really wise,
meaningful advice.
546
00:20:53,603 --> 00:20:55,570
Are your boobs bigger?
547
00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:56,904
That's what you were thinking?
548
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:57,839
They are, right?
549
00:20:57,874 --> 00:20:58,906
[chuckles]
550
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:01,492
Well, enjoy them
while you can.
551
00:21:01,544 --> 00:21:03,578
I'm gonna have to reschedule
the abortion
552
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,580
until after the auction.
553
00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:11,085
About that deposit,
uh, you know,
554
00:21:11,087 --> 00:21:13,921
I... I do have some savings
I could kick in.
555
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,990
No, no, no, thank you.
556
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,142
It's a Gallagher thing.
557
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:19,343
If you lose the house,
it's gonna be
558
00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:22,146
somebody else's thing.
559
00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:25,850
So where's that money
coming from?
560
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:27,268
I have an idea.
561
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,854
I'm just not sure
how I feel about it yet.
562
00:21:29,906 --> 00:21:32,356
I'll let you know
when I decide.
563
00:21:35,078 --> 00:21:37,028
Savings, huh?
564
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,946
Literally hundreds
of dollars.
565
00:21:38,948 --> 00:21:40,331
[laughs]
566
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,916
Fucking gold digger.
567
00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:51,375
Hey, which button is it?
568
00:21:51,428 --> 00:21:53,010
[Helene]
It says "bidet."
569
00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:54,295
Right.
570
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:02,074
AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
571
00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,608
[sighs]
Okay.
572
00:22:07,644 --> 00:22:08,526
[water streaming]
573
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,062
Ah, whoa, holy shit.
574
00:22:11,114 --> 00:22:12,196
You like it?
575
00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:14,398
Uh, it's a new sensation.
576
00:22:14,451 --> 00:22:15,483
Wow.
577
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,868
[chuckles]
578
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,402
In a good way?
579
00:22:18,455 --> 00:22:19,370
I'm not sure.
580
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,404
[phone vibrating]
581
00:22:20,457 --> 00:22:21,622
Ah.
582
00:22:21,658 --> 00:22:22,990
Love a man with a clean ass.
583
00:22:23,026 --> 00:22:24,075
Yeah.
584
00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:25,159
Your sister's calling.
585
00:22:25,161 --> 00:22:27,161
Oh, shit.
586
00:22:27,163 --> 00:22:29,931
[water spraying]
587
00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:31,999
Hey, I've been trying you
since last night.
588
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:33,301
Sorry, I got your messages.
589
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:34,969
I've just been doing
this paperwork
590
00:22:35,004 --> 00:22:37,054
for the pre-certified loan,
which might as well
591
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,406
be in Swahili.
592
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,224
Yeah, you still need
the down payment, right.
593
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,510
Uh, look, I got 280 bucks
in a light fixture
594
00:22:42,512 --> 00:22:43,594
in my dorm room.
595
00:22:43,646 --> 00:22:44,979
I'll have Ian
go grab it, okay?
596
00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:46,430
Thanks.
597
00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:48,099
[Lip] Listen, I'm sorryit's not more.
598
00:22:48,151 --> 00:22:50,485
Listen, you need help with
the paperwork or anything?
599
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,554
Uh, no, it's my info they want.
600
00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:54,989
[Fiona]
How's it going there?
601
00:22:55,024 --> 00:22:57,909
It's, uh, pretty swanky.
602
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,527
Swanky is good.
603
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,862
I should go.
604
00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:02,029
I'll text if there's news.
605
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,197
[Lip] - All right, bye.
- Bye.
606
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,448
[phone clatters]
607
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,853
- [knock at door]
- Fiona, you're not gonna
608
00:23:25,889 --> 00:23:27,355
- believe this.
- Yeah?
609
00:23:33,396 --> 00:23:35,396
Holy shit.
610
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,114
Hi, Aunt Fiona.
611
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,566
- Fiona Gallagher?
- Uh-huh.
612
00:23:38,568 --> 00:23:40,401
I'm Alyssa with Juvenile
Detention Services.
613
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,070
Charles is your nephew,
correct?
614
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,239
I forgot about the swastika.
615
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,041
This is listed as his address.
616
00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:48,826
His mom is incarcerated,
and we have
617
00:23:48,878 --> 00:23:50,378
no other family on record.
618
00:23:50,413 --> 00:23:53,347
Could I, uh...
619
00:23:53,383 --> 00:23:55,550
Not to sound harsh,
but there's got to be
620
00:23:55,585 --> 00:23:57,301
somewhere else he can go.
621
00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:59,253
[Alyssa] Eventually we'll find
him a foster home,
622
00:23:59,255 --> 00:24:02,056
but that could take a while.
623
00:24:02,091 --> 00:24:04,342
And there's a lot of minorities
in the state facility.
624
00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:06,241
Not sure how long
he'll survive.
625
00:24:06,242 --> 00:24:07,822
Fuck no.
626
00:24:07,857 --> 00:24:10,565
He can stay here until
we find another relative,
627
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,233
any relative.
628
00:24:12,268 --> 00:24:14,769
Need you to sign and confirm
that you're a legal adult,
629
00:24:14,804 --> 00:24:16,737
that this is a drug-free
household,
630
00:24:16,773 --> 00:24:17,405
that you will maintain--
631
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,406
H-hold on.
632
00:24:21,444 --> 00:24:26,447
♪
633
00:24:28,084 --> 00:24:30,868
- Much better.
- I'm hungry.
634
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,621
Ian, would you get your Nazi
nephew some breakfast?
635
00:24:33,623 --> 00:24:37,592
♪
636
00:24:37,627 --> 00:24:39,260
If you let the cracker stay,
637
00:24:39,295 --> 00:24:42,847
bitch gonna get a shiv
in his neck... right here.
638
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:45,766
No, no shivs
in Chuckie's neck,
639
00:24:45,802 --> 00:24:48,386
and no race wars
in the house.
640
00:24:48,438 --> 00:24:49,804
Got it?
641
00:24:49,806 --> 00:24:54,809
♪
642
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,147
[sighs]
643
00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:04,452
No one should
face death alone.
644
00:25:04,487 --> 00:25:07,488
Am I right?
645
00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:10,875
Excuse me?
646
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,994
Staring into that
terrifying abyss
647
00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:15,963
without the warmth
of another human being.
648
00:25:15,999 --> 00:25:17,748
Sure, we have medical
professionals,
649
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,334
but I'm talking about
intimacy,
650
00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:24,422
the kind of support you--
well, I'll just say it,
651
00:25:24,474 --> 00:25:26,424
you get from a...
652
00:25:26,476 --> 00:25:27,775
a good woman.
653
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,677
What kind of
cancer you got?
654
00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,345
Uh, no, I'm just here
for my wife.
655
00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:32,430
She's in getting radiation.
656
00:25:32,482 --> 00:25:35,850
Hey, George?
Let her go.
657
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,685
You're not wearing
a wedding ring.
658
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,488
Uh, yeah, I broke my finger
a few years ago.
659
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:41,455
Since then, I've--
660
00:25:41,491 --> 00:25:42,907
That's just fascinating.
661
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,831
So your wife's
getting radiation.
662
00:25:50,867 --> 00:25:55,286
You mind if I ask
how far along...
663
00:25:55,338 --> 00:25:57,621
Stage three breast cancer.
664
00:25:57,674 --> 00:26:02,376
Stage three, that's--
that's tough.
665
00:26:02,412 --> 00:26:04,845
Mm.
666
00:26:04,881 --> 00:26:06,347
How about you?
667
00:26:06,382 --> 00:26:07,765
Oh, I'm not sick
at the moment.
668
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,884
Frank Gallagher,
cancer concierge.
669
00:26:09,886 --> 00:26:13,604
I smooth the way for patients
with serious diagnoses.
670
00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:17,274
And I know how hard
it can be on the spouses.
671
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,275
You got help
with the kids?
672
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,860
What?
673
00:26:19,896 --> 00:26:23,531
You know, a family to share
the load, a granny or two?
674
00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:26,867
Oh, no, they're all
back in Nebraska.
675
00:26:26,903 --> 00:26:29,704
Paid help? Nanny?
Whatever, anything?
676
00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:32,373
Can't afford it,
but we're managing.
677
00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:33,374
Mm,
678
00:26:33,409 --> 00:26:36,911
and you're doing
a great job.
679
00:26:36,913 --> 00:26:39,880
[sighs]
680
00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:41,348
Still...
681
00:26:41,384 --> 00:26:45,386
you got to think
of the kids.
682
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,841
[indistinct chatter]
683
00:26:58,434 --> 00:27:00,568
♪ ooh yeah ♪
684
00:27:00,603 --> 00:27:01,736
♪ ooh ♪
685
00:27:01,771 --> 00:27:03,437
♪
686
00:27:03,439 --> 00:27:07,408
♪ you drive me crazy
with the way that you move ♪
687
00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:11,312
♪ you begin to play now ♪
688
00:27:11,347 --> 00:27:14,982
♪ you can start a fire
with a body like that ♪
689
00:27:15,017 --> 00:27:17,785
♪ burn the damn place down ♪
690
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,587
♪ come on, yeah ♪
691
00:27:20,957 --> 00:27:22,039
You don't think he means it?
692
00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:23,924
No.
693
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,676
I mean, he wouldn't light
the guy's house on fire.
694
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,711
- That's insane.
- It is.
695
00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:29,513
Yanis talks shits
all the time.
696
00:27:29,549 --> 00:27:31,298
Said he was gonna
kill the Lisas.
697
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,717
He told Mr. Ryland
that he was gonna
698
00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:36,637
cut his balls off and hang it
from the rearview
699
00:27:36,639 --> 00:27:37,972
like, uh, fuzzy dice.
700
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,707
[chuckles]
He didn't do that.
701
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:40,741
No.
702
00:27:40,777 --> 00:27:42,042
But he did once tell me--
703
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,694
Kevin, it is bad enough
that you talk
704
00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:44,945
to that Greek psycho,
but now you're gonna
705
00:27:44,981 --> 00:27:46,947
make me relive it?
706
00:27:46,983 --> 00:27:48,449
You're right.
I'm sorry.
707
00:27:48,484 --> 00:27:50,034
I'm sorry.
708
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,619
Just reassure me.
709
00:27:51,654 --> 00:27:53,621
I did, like 20 times.
710
00:27:53,656 --> 00:27:55,956
We all talk shit,
but most people,
711
00:27:55,992 --> 00:27:59,994
even the crazy Greek ones,
don't follow through.
712
00:27:59,996 --> 00:28:00,911
Where you going?
713
00:28:00,963 --> 00:28:02,329
Other job.
714
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,664
What other job?
715
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,833
Public Restroom.
716
00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:07,468
It's not a restroom.
717
00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:09,570
New place, 19th Street,
very popular.
718
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,589
You're two-timing us
with another bar?
719
00:28:11,641 --> 00:28:13,641
Not bar.
Speakeasy.
720
00:28:13,676 --> 00:28:15,009
Hipster for "bar."
721
00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:16,510
You know, I'm thinking
I should take you
722
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,678
to meet owner, Georgia.
723
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:18,979
She's big success.
724
00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:20,898
Maybe learn how to bring
people into place.
725
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,433
We know how to run
our own bar.
726
00:28:22,485 --> 00:28:24,852
[laughs softly]
727
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,854
Look around, Kevin.
728
00:28:26,889 --> 00:28:29,990
It's no one here.
729
00:28:30,026 --> 00:28:33,327
You did say the hipsters
were gonna come back.
730
00:28:33,362 --> 00:28:35,529
Can you introduce us
to this lady?
731
00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:38,332
Come tonight,
I text you address.
732
00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:39,533
Hey, guys.
733
00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:42,503
Hey, Kermit.
734
00:28:42,538 --> 00:28:44,705
Who's getting topless?
735
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:48,542
- Svetlana said--
- Not topless, tapas.
736
00:28:48,544 --> 00:28:50,010
I still hear topless.
737
00:28:50,046 --> 00:28:52,680
Kermit, pull up a stool,
have something to eat.
738
00:28:52,715 --> 00:28:54,515
What, octopus doesn't
go bad.
739
00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:56,383
Says who?
740
00:28:56,385 --> 00:28:57,885
Uh, no thanks.
741
00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,286
Uh, good seeing you guys.
742
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:00,721
- Flash him.
- What?
743
00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:01,939
He's like our second customer
in three days.
744
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:02,940
Flash him.
745
00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:05,192
Kev,
I am not flashing someone
746
00:29:05,228 --> 00:29:06,443
every time
something goes wrong.
747
00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,647
Strange little bald man.
748
00:29:09,699 --> 00:29:12,700
Sit down,
get a drink.
749
00:29:12,735 --> 00:29:14,668
I'll have a beer.
750
00:29:17,707 --> 00:29:21,041
♪
751
00:29:21,077 --> 00:29:24,578
Hey, I just wanted to...
752
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:27,548
I'm Ian. You pretty much
saved my life.
753
00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:28,749
Cookies?
754
00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:30,551
[chuckles]
755
00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:31,886
Uh, where was this?
756
00:29:31,921 --> 00:29:34,004
Central Ave bridge.
757
00:29:34,056 --> 00:29:36,090
The redhead, that's right.
758
00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:37,591
Yeah, you'd have
pulled through anyway,
759
00:29:37,593 --> 00:29:39,393
but, uh...
I'm glad I could help.
760
00:29:39,428 --> 00:29:40,594
I'm Jason.
761
00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:42,680
Good meeting you.
762
00:29:42,732 --> 00:29:44,515
You, uh, want a smoothie?
763
00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,517
Uh...
764
00:29:46,569 --> 00:29:48,485
Hey, guys, this is Ian.
765
00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:52,606
That's JR, Stubbs,
Adam, Caleb,
766
00:29:52,608 --> 00:29:54,942
Hollywood,
and, uh, that's Damian.
767
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,494
Oh, and that's Bart.
768
00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:58,996
[Ian chuckles]
769
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:01,949
That you?
770
00:30:01,951 --> 00:30:06,120
Yeah, with my husband Phil
and our two kids.
771
00:30:06,155 --> 00:30:08,505
- Nice.
- Hey, what's the name again?
772
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,424
Ian, thanks.
773
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:12,960
When Caleb's not here,
he's in his sculpture studio.
774
00:30:12,962 --> 00:30:14,595
He made that one right there.
775
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,432
Awesome.
776
00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:20,801
So what do you do?
777
00:30:20,803 --> 00:30:23,938
I guess I'm a janitor.
778
00:30:23,973 --> 00:30:25,723
Ooh, I had that gig.
779
00:30:25,775 --> 00:30:26,974
It sucked.
780
00:30:26,976 --> 00:30:28,609
[laughter]
781
00:30:28,644 --> 00:30:31,645
Yeah.
782
00:30:31,647 --> 00:30:33,647
You ever let anyone
visit your studio?
783
00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,482
I would if anyone cared.
784
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,701
It's right by the airport.
785
00:30:37,737 --> 00:30:39,486
[bell ringing]
786
00:30:39,488 --> 00:30:42,489
[indistinct PA announcement]
787
00:30:45,494 --> 00:30:50,497
♪
788
00:30:58,641 --> 00:31:01,592
[siren blaring]
789
00:31:01,644 --> 00:31:06,647
♪
790
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,611
Looks interesting.
791
00:31:20,663 --> 00:31:22,029
You think?
792
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,333
_
793
00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:29,370
With publication in 1949
of her seminal text,
794
00:31:29,372 --> 00:31:32,456
"The Second Sex,"
Simone de Beauvoir
795
00:31:32,508 --> 00:31:34,758
redefined the semiotics
of femininity
796
00:31:34,794 --> 00:31:36,710
throughout the western world.
797
00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,096
What has not been explored
is the relationship
798
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:43,133
between her loss of faith and
subsequent revolutionary views.
799
00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:46,937
Sister Lillian Marie Montreau
was a nun at the convent school
800
00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:50,057
that de Beauvoir attended,
and it was Montreau
801
00:31:50,059 --> 00:31:52,393
who helped Simone grapple
with the theories that--
802
00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,611
- I'm sorry.
- [Helene] Yes?
803
00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:58,449
Are you saying Montreau
was a formative influence?
804
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:01,618
Without taking credit away
from de Beauvoir, yes,
805
00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:02,619
that's exactly what I'm saying.
806
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,488
And you've read the letters?
807
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,657
We don't have any surviving
correspondence between them,
808
00:32:06,709 --> 00:32:08,409
but I've done extensive
research on their time--
809
00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:11,462
We-- we do have letters.
810
00:32:13,082 --> 00:32:14,715
I'd be aware.
811
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,917
Discovered a few weeks ago
by an estate trustee.
812
00:32:16,919 --> 00:32:18,886
We have them at Loyola.
813
00:32:18,921 --> 00:32:20,838
Judge for yourself,
but I think they prove
814
00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:23,891
the opposite of what
you're asserting.
815
00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:32,900
I look forward to reading them.
816
00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:37,104
In the meantime, we have at
least tertiary evidence that--
817
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,523
I'm sorry, I don't mean
to be an asshole here.
818
00:32:39,575 --> 00:32:41,492
- Yes.
- It's in the letters.
819
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,610
Montreau had
a very narrow world view,
820
00:32:43,612 --> 00:32:45,112
specifically regarding
acceptance
821
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,830
of patriarchal realities.
822
00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,615
Really?
823
00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:51,535
If anything, the reconceived
semiotics of "The Second Sex"
824
00:32:51,587 --> 00:32:54,371
were formulated later,
in opposition to a colleague
825
00:32:54,423 --> 00:32:57,291
whose work reinforced
traditional gender binaries.
826
00:33:05,968 --> 00:33:07,968
Anything else?
827
00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,314
Okay.
So...
828
00:33:20,349 --> 00:33:22,533
I only got an hour,
then I got to meet Svetlana
829
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,067
to check out the competition.
830
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,869
- Which is?
- Public Restroom.
831
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:27,821
That's what it's called
and they serve tapas.
832
00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:29,573
I mean, who goes to a place
called Restroom and is
833
00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:32,042
like, "You know what? I think
I want to order some food"?
834
00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:33,827
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, I'm here.
835
00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:36,547
Sure.
836
00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,999
Thank you so much
for all your help, Peter.
837
00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:40,434
I'll let you know
how it goes.
838
00:33:40,469 --> 00:33:42,336
- Holy shit.
- It came through?
839
00:33:42,338 --> 00:33:45,339
Pre-certified for a mortgage
loan of up to $100,000.
840
00:33:45,374 --> 00:33:46,640
Did those bankers
not learn anything
841
00:33:46,675 --> 00:33:48,425
from that mortgage crisis
bullshit?
842
00:33:48,477 --> 00:33:50,427
I mean, no offense, but giving
that kind of money to you?
843
00:33:50,479 --> 00:33:51,895
Totally.
And thank God for Sean.
844
00:33:51,931 --> 00:33:53,981
He was the one who pushed me
to get this loan.
845
00:33:54,016 --> 00:33:57,484
Aw, he's like Superman, except
for the whole junkie thing.
846
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,686
Does he know
about Gus's ring?
847
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:03,323
Well, he knows that it exists,
but not that I'm pawning it.
848
00:34:03,359 --> 00:34:04,858
Let's see.
849
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,610
[sighs]
850
00:34:06,662 --> 00:34:09,329
You know, I've been trying to,
like, get angry at Gus,
851
00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:11,615
thinking about that bitchy song
that he wrote about me,
852
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:14,334
but anyway you look at it,
this is shitty.
853
00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:16,086
[clicks tongue]
Oh.
854
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,788
It belonged to his grandmama?
855
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,706
Yeah, his dead grandma.
856
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:22,509
And there's some story,
like she survived
857
00:34:22,545 --> 00:34:25,045
the Holocaust with it,
like in her cooch.
858
00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,847
- What?
- Yeah, it's something intense.
859
00:34:26,882 --> 00:34:29,216
Well, you should get extra
for dead grandma's cooch ring.
860
00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:30,350
I had it appraised.
861
00:34:30,386 --> 00:34:32,386
The guy said it's worth
$7,000.
862
00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,688
Seven--
863
00:34:34,723 --> 00:34:36,807
- Seven grand, are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
864
00:34:36,859 --> 00:34:38,141
Fuck Gus's
dead grandmama.
865
00:34:38,194 --> 00:34:39,860
Go on
and buy your house.
866
00:34:39,895 --> 00:34:40,861
[wrench clicking]
867
00:34:40,896 --> 00:34:42,613
Yo, what are you doing?
868
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:43,997
Helping Uncle Nick.
869
00:34:44,033 --> 00:34:45,282
Don't call him that.
Get the fuck out of here.
870
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:46,950
[sighs]
871
00:34:46,986 --> 00:34:48,735
He's a white supremacist Nazi.
872
00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:49,653
You remember that.
873
00:34:49,705 --> 00:34:51,905
He don't know shit.
874
00:34:51,907 --> 00:34:53,240
I went to the DMV.
875
00:34:53,242 --> 00:34:55,042
I'm not old enough
to get my license,
876
00:34:55,077 --> 00:34:58,245
but you are, so I got these
for you to study up on the test.
877
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,913
You can score wheels,
pick up shorty
878
00:34:59,915 --> 00:35:01,632
after soccer practice,
pull up.
879
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:04,001
She'll be like, "Damn."
880
00:35:04,053 --> 00:35:05,168
Don't want to take a test.
881
00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:07,137
I just want my bike.
882
00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:10,340
Man, what's with you
and this bike anyway?
883
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:17,097
When I was nine years old,
other kids had bikes.
884
00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:20,601
I told my pops I wanted one.
He beat on me.
885
00:35:20,603 --> 00:35:22,603
But I got the money.
886
00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:26,356
Took me a year.
I got it.
887
00:35:26,408 --> 00:35:29,977
A bike just like this one.
888
00:35:30,012 --> 00:35:32,162
Had it for one day
889
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:35,365
before Pops traded it
for a rock.
890
00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:37,084
Shit.
891
00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:40,120
They locked me up
for what I did to him.
892
00:35:40,122 --> 00:35:42,372
When I'm inside,
they asked me,
893
00:35:42,424 --> 00:35:44,625
"You homesick?"
894
00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:47,177
I'd say, "No.
895
00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:49,763
I just want my bike."
896
00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:53,884
[wrench clicking]
897
00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:02,309
[humming]
898
00:36:04,697 --> 00:36:07,698
[continues humming]
899
00:36:08,901 --> 00:36:11,151
1,900.
900
00:36:11,153 --> 00:36:13,236
It's worth seven grand.
901
00:36:13,289 --> 00:36:16,290
I'm offering 1.9.
902
00:36:17,826 --> 00:36:20,911
Six grand.
903
00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:22,045
1.9.
904
00:36:22,081 --> 00:36:23,714
Fuck kind of negotiation
is that?
905
00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:24,998
Then I'm leaving.
906
00:36:30,139 --> 00:36:31,588
Aren't we're leaving?
907
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,923
No, I'm bluffing.
908
00:36:32,975 --> 00:36:36,677
Well, tell him about
grandma's cooch.
909
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,679
Four grand, final offer.
910
00:36:38,681 --> 00:36:40,597
Take it or leave it.
911
00:36:40,649 --> 00:36:42,658
- 1.9.
- Shit.
912
00:36:44,015 --> 00:36:45,639
- [knocking on door]
- Go away.
913
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:47,684
I said go away!
914
00:36:47,843 --> 00:36:50,177
And I would do that,
only this is time-sensitive,
915
00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:52,512
a lead on potential employment
for you.
916
00:36:52,564 --> 00:36:53,764
I don't need it.
917
00:36:53,816 --> 00:36:57,184
What's that?
918
00:36:57,186 --> 00:36:58,935
Dog walker.
919
00:36:58,988 --> 00:37:01,688
Well, once you get established,
it's steady work.
920
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:04,858
Sure, but, you know,
921
00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:07,944
it's gonna be winter
before you have this kid.
922
00:37:07,997 --> 00:37:09,863
You don't want to be
eight months pregnant
923
00:37:09,915 --> 00:37:12,616
freezing your ass off
while half a dozen mutts
924
00:37:12,668 --> 00:37:14,701
drag you sideways
across the ice.
925
00:37:14,703 --> 00:37:18,538
That's a genuine risk
to your unborn child.
926
00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:19,873
[sighs]
927
00:37:19,925 --> 00:37:22,042
So what employment are you
talking about?
928
00:37:22,044 --> 00:37:24,795
Working as a nanny
for a very nice family.
929
00:37:24,847 --> 00:37:26,046
It's flexible hours.
930
00:37:26,098 --> 00:37:27,214
Plus, it's working with kids.
931
00:37:27,266 --> 00:37:29,049
It's great practice.
932
00:37:29,101 --> 00:37:30,822
What's the catch?
933
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,233
There's no catch.
934
00:37:33,234 --> 00:37:36,898
This is me showing love and concern
for my soon to be grandchild.
935
00:37:37,107 --> 00:37:39,240
Come on, what do you say?
936
00:37:39,242 --> 00:37:42,994
They want to meet
tomorrow morning.
937
00:37:43,046 --> 00:37:43,995
[sighs]
938
00:37:44,047 --> 00:37:46,998
[laughing]
939
00:37:47,050 --> 00:37:49,083
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
940
00:37:49,085 --> 00:37:51,002
[laughs]
941
00:37:51,054 --> 00:37:52,720
Oh.
942
00:37:52,756 --> 00:37:55,890
Why do they put mirrors
in elevators?
943
00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:59,060
To make you feel less
closed in, I guess.
944
00:37:59,095 --> 00:38:00,928
Easy, careful, all right?
945
00:38:00,964 --> 00:38:02,980
Come on, let's fuck
946
00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:04,816
and watch ourselves
in the mirror.
947
00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:08,736
I got 30 seconds,
but I can try to be quick.
948
00:38:08,772 --> 00:38:09,804
[grunts]
949
00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:11,656
[buzzer blaring]
950
00:38:11,691 --> 00:38:12,940
[laughs]
951
00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:14,992
Don't play with the buttons,
all right?
952
00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:17,111
Fine.
953
00:38:17,113 --> 00:38:18,646
- Why don't we wait?
- No, no, no.
954
00:38:18,682 --> 00:38:21,032
Wait till we get back
to the hotel room, huh?
955
00:38:24,087 --> 00:38:26,287
♪
956
00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:28,756
- Stop it.
- They don't mind.
957
00:38:28,792 --> 00:38:30,958
They don't mind, do you?
958
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,760
I mean, when do you get this
kind of excitement
959
00:38:32,796 --> 00:38:34,929
in Indianapolis,
am I right?
960
00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:36,714
- [laughs]
- Sorry.
961
00:38:36,766 --> 00:38:38,549
Did we meet
at the conference?
962
00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:40,718
- Helene Runyon.
- Hey. Hey.
963
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,303
- Hi.
- Hey, easy.
964
00:38:44,057 --> 00:38:46,307
Is this, like,
the employee entrance?
965
00:38:46,359 --> 00:38:49,110
No, it's creative concept.
966
00:38:49,145 --> 00:38:51,529
Yeah, I don't get it.
967
00:38:51,564 --> 00:38:52,897
Flush.
968
00:38:55,652 --> 00:38:56,818
[water streams weakly]
969
00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:58,035
[door clicks]
970
00:39:01,074 --> 00:39:06,077
♪
971
00:39:09,632 --> 00:39:14,635
♪
972
00:39:16,306 --> 00:39:18,005
Those guys
used to come to the Alibi.
973
00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,508
Yes, it's new hot place.
974
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,143
15 bucks a drink.
975
00:39:22,178 --> 00:39:23,144
Two choices.
976
00:39:23,179 --> 00:39:26,180
Number one and number two?
977
00:39:26,216 --> 00:39:29,984
♪
978
00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:32,236
Georgia!
979
00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:34,238
It's my friend.
She love the place.
980
00:39:34,274 --> 00:39:35,857
Yes, I'm a big fan.
981
00:39:35,859 --> 00:39:38,326
I go work now.
982
00:39:38,361 --> 00:39:40,278
Rude and hard to understand.
983
00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,946
She's irreplaceable.
984
00:39:41,998 --> 00:39:43,531
So how do you get
all these people to come here?
985
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:45,082
You advertise?
986
00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:46,834
Advertise?
That's the kiss of death.
987
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:48,336
So it's word of mouth?
988
00:39:48,371 --> 00:39:51,595
What do we all want?
To be in on a secret, right?
989
00:39:51,647 --> 00:39:54,431
I try to make these venues as
hard to find as possible.
990
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,850
All black, no signs,
no lights.
991
00:39:56,902 --> 00:40:00,487
So, say a newspaper wrote
you were, I don't know,
992
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,523
the "Best Shittiest Bar
on the South Side."
993
00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:04,408
- Like the Alibi Room.
- You know the Alibi?
994
00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:07,661
Oh, that place was like
a gold mine, so much potential,
995
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,530
till they hung that banner.
996
00:40:09,582 --> 00:40:11,815
So if the Alibi took down
the banner...
997
00:40:11,851 --> 00:40:15,002
Oh, no, there's no coming back
from that.
998
00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:17,180
Chris!
Excuse me.
999
00:40:23,736 --> 00:40:25,436
So you got the loan,
1000
00:40:25,488 --> 00:40:28,175
but you're a few bucks short
on the deposit.
1001
00:40:28,276 --> 00:40:29,877
Lip and Ian had 450.
1002
00:40:29,878 --> 00:40:32,408
I had 2 saved.
1003
00:40:32,445 --> 00:40:34,662
No way I'm taking Carl's
cartel money.
1004
00:40:34,697 --> 00:40:37,581
Debbie's saving up
for baby Huey, so...
1005
00:40:40,286 --> 00:40:42,336
I pawned the engagement ring
that Gus gave me
1006
00:40:42,371 --> 00:40:44,955
because I'm a horrible person.
1007
00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:45,756
What'd you get for it?
1008
00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:46,624
[sighs]
1009
00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:48,392
1,900.
1010
00:40:48,428 --> 00:40:50,294
Still 950 short.
1011
00:40:50,346 --> 00:40:54,098
Not-- that's so weird.
1012
00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:58,135
I just happen to have $950
burning a hole in my pocket.
1013
00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:00,604
Really?
1014
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,555
- Yeah.
- You sure?
1015
00:41:01,607 --> 00:41:04,058
Yeah, come on.
1016
00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:05,359
Mm.
1017
00:41:05,394 --> 00:41:07,645
[chuckles]
1018
00:41:07,647 --> 00:41:09,947
Thanks.
This is a loan.
1019
00:41:09,982 --> 00:41:12,983
Yeah, you're damn right
it's a loan.
1020
00:41:15,121 --> 00:41:17,571
What if we don't
get the house?
1021
00:41:17,623 --> 00:41:21,158
Eh, you'll figure it out.
1022
00:41:21,194 --> 00:41:24,094
Kids are older than
last time this happened.
1023
00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:25,629
Last time?
1024
00:41:25,665 --> 00:41:27,465
Well, we've never been
in foreclosure before
1025
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,500
'cause Frank's never owned
anything in his life,
1026
00:41:29,552 --> 00:41:33,053
but on the street
with these kids?
1027
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,592
The first time,
I was like, ten.
1028
00:41:38,644 --> 00:41:41,312
Uh-huh.
1029
00:41:41,347 --> 00:41:44,265
Well, like you said,
you... you're older now.
1030
00:41:44,317 --> 00:41:46,484
I'd have to split 'em up.
1031
00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:48,686
Debbie and Carl still aren't
ready to be on their own,
1032
00:41:48,738 --> 00:41:52,156
and I got to keep an eye
on Ian.
1033
00:41:52,191 --> 00:41:55,192
Worst case scenario,
I'll just move in with you.
1034
00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:03,117
Relax, I was just kidding.
1035
00:42:03,169 --> 00:42:05,669
God, you looked like
you got stung by a bee.
1036
00:42:05,705 --> 00:42:08,539
Oh, I'm just imagining
what it would look like,
1037
00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:11,008
me and you living together.
1038
00:42:11,043 --> 00:42:13,460
In a good way,
just thinking it through.
1039
00:42:16,299 --> 00:42:18,682
I'm hungry.
1040
00:42:18,718 --> 00:42:21,051
You want anything?
1041
00:42:23,556 --> 00:42:24,388
All right.
1042
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,441
[retching]
1043
00:42:28,728 --> 00:42:30,311
[groans]
1044
00:42:36,035 --> 00:42:38,569
Sexy, huh?
1045
00:42:38,571 --> 00:42:40,738
Just don't hit the bidet
button there.
1046
00:42:43,209 --> 00:42:45,242
Sorry.
1047
00:42:45,244 --> 00:42:46,627
You were hoping
to get laid.
1048
00:42:46,662 --> 00:42:47,661
Eh.
1049
00:42:47,713 --> 00:42:50,214
[chuckles]
1050
00:42:50,249 --> 00:42:51,549
[groans]
1051
00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:55,085
My book is toast.
1052
00:42:55,087 --> 00:42:58,505
I was
humiliated in front of my peers
1053
00:42:58,558 --> 00:43:01,392
by a gay Jesuit.
1054
00:43:01,427 --> 00:43:04,328
It's great that guys
study feminism.
1055
00:43:04,363 --> 00:43:06,497
It's-- you know,
it shouldn't make it worse
1056
00:43:06,532 --> 00:43:08,332
that it was a guy,
1057
00:43:08,367 --> 00:43:10,434
but it does.
1058
00:43:10,486 --> 00:43:13,437
You know, you might want
to wait till you're sober
1059
00:43:13,439 --> 00:43:16,240
before you start
to assess your life.
1060
00:43:16,275 --> 00:43:18,943
Am I a cliché?
1061
00:43:18,945 --> 00:43:20,444
What?
1062
00:43:20,446 --> 00:43:24,715
You know, Mrs. Robinson
chasing young guys.
1063
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,050
[chuckles]
1064
00:43:26,085 --> 00:43:29,253
Well, Mrs. Robinson was hot,
so that's not a bad thing.
1065
00:43:33,292 --> 00:43:35,626
No, you're not a cliché.
1066
00:43:38,014 --> 00:43:40,631
One day--
1067
00:43:40,633 --> 00:43:41,632
someday...
1068
00:43:41,684 --> 00:43:44,301
Mm-hmm.
1069
00:43:44,303 --> 00:43:47,471
...you're gonna be with
a girl your age
1070
00:43:47,523 --> 00:43:50,691
and you're gonna tell her
about...
1071
00:43:50,726 --> 00:43:52,543
the older woman
1072
00:43:52,578 --> 00:43:54,945
who taught you about wine
1073
00:43:54,981 --> 00:43:58,315
and hotels
1074
00:43:58,351 --> 00:43:59,283
and bidets.
1075
00:43:59,318 --> 00:44:00,701
[laughs softly]
1076
00:44:06,325 --> 00:44:08,542
Bellhop thought
we were married.
1077
00:44:08,577 --> 00:44:09,493
Did he?
1078
00:44:09,545 --> 00:44:12,162
Mm.
1079
00:44:12,164 --> 00:44:14,131
Is that so crazy?
1080
00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:22,006
When you and I
got together,
1081
00:44:22,008 --> 00:44:26,427
I was looking
for a fling,
1082
00:44:26,479 --> 00:44:30,564
but this is...
1083
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:32,599
different.
1084
00:44:33,986 --> 00:44:36,987
It's so much more than that.
1085
00:44:37,023 --> 00:44:38,989
Yeah.
1086
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,494
Yeah.
1087
00:44:43,529 --> 00:44:47,414
♪
1088
00:44:47,450 --> 00:44:48,999
- Oh, God.
- Oh, sh--
1089
00:44:49,035 --> 00:44:51,035
[retching]
1090
00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:59,109
♪
1091
00:45:20,433 --> 00:45:21,799
♪
1092
00:45:26,405 --> 00:45:28,872
[knocking at door]
1093
00:45:28,924 --> 00:45:31,541
What's the matter?
Come here.
1094
00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:36,096
Hi, you must be Erica.
Wonderful to meet you.
1095
00:45:36,131 --> 00:45:37,431
I'm Frank.
This is Debbie.
1096
00:45:37,466 --> 00:45:38,882
Did Tyler mention--
1097
00:45:38,884 --> 00:45:40,550
Yeah, you're here
to interview as a nanny.
1098
00:45:40,602 --> 00:45:42,019
Uh, yeah.
Hi.
1099
00:45:42,054 --> 00:45:43,770
Hi.
Uh...
1100
00:45:43,806 --> 00:45:46,456
Well, we could use one,
but I'm not feeling well,
1101
00:45:46,492 --> 00:45:49,526
and Tyler's running late,
so you can wait for him inside.
1102
00:45:49,561 --> 00:45:50,811
Okay.
1103
00:45:50,863 --> 00:45:53,530
- She's sick?
- It's very sad.
1104
00:45:53,565 --> 00:45:55,899
But it's a nice enough
house, right?
1105
00:46:07,012 --> 00:46:08,995
[sighs]
1106
00:46:10,449 --> 00:46:12,089
_
1107
00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:20,757
I thought I'd let you sleep.
1108
00:46:20,759 --> 00:46:22,592
How you feeling?
1109
00:46:22,644 --> 00:46:24,311
Can a person overdose
on Aspirin?
1110
00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:26,063
[laughs softly]
1111
00:46:26,098 --> 00:46:28,398
I threw up in a toilet
and bidet.
1112
00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:29,766
Might be a new low.
1113
00:46:29,768 --> 00:46:31,568
Ah, well, the paramedics
weren't called,
1114
00:46:31,603 --> 00:46:33,570
so it's better than your
average night
1115
00:46:33,605 --> 00:46:34,438
in my house growing up.
1116
00:46:34,490 --> 00:46:36,440
[laughs softly]
1117
00:46:36,442 --> 00:46:40,360
I vaguely recall an extremely
earnest conversation.
1118
00:46:40,412 --> 00:46:41,745
Sorry if I was a bore.
1119
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:43,947
No, no, it wasn't boring.
Um, actually--
1120
00:46:43,999 --> 00:46:45,782
There's nothing like
a bottle of wine
1121
00:46:45,784 --> 00:46:49,703
and a couple martini chasers
to get me talking nonsense.
1122
00:46:49,755 --> 00:46:51,922
So, do me a favor...
1123
00:46:51,957 --> 00:46:53,874
pretend it never happened,
1124
00:46:53,926 --> 00:46:57,928
and we'll just put
this weekend behind us, okay?
1125
00:46:58,964 --> 00:47:00,514
I'll check us out.
1126
00:47:05,637 --> 00:47:08,388
Do you and your mother
need a taxi?
1127
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,356
What?
1128
00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:10,974
The lady.
1129
00:47:10,976 --> 00:47:13,410
Uh, no.
No thanks.
1130
00:47:18,817 --> 00:47:20,867
Hey, what's up, beautiful?
1131
00:47:20,903 --> 00:47:22,736
Heading home, right?
1132
00:47:22,788 --> 00:47:24,538
You want to ride in style?
1133
00:47:24,573 --> 00:47:26,323
Hm.
Not really.
1134
00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:28,325
This is yours.
1135
00:47:28,327 --> 00:47:29,376
Got the receipt?
1136
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:30,827
Yeah.
1137
00:47:30,879 --> 00:47:33,713
At least ride it home
while you think about it.
1138
00:47:33,749 --> 00:47:37,000
♪ heard a man say
it's money on the side ♪
1139
00:47:37,002 --> 00:47:40,504
♪ tonight, we're gonna
see some red ♪
1140
00:47:40,556 --> 00:47:44,641
♪ tonight, your body
is a strip club ♪
1141
00:47:44,676 --> 00:47:47,978
Don't ride too close.
1142
00:47:48,013 --> 00:47:49,846
♪ fuck it, I'm getting paid ♪
1143
00:47:49,848 --> 00:47:51,181
♪ hallelujah ♪
1144
00:47:51,233 --> 00:47:52,732
♪ oh, yeah, hallelujah ♪
1145
00:47:52,768 --> 00:47:54,601
♪ said those praises
with the moola ♪
1146
00:47:54,653 --> 00:47:56,353
♪ shout out to my shooters ♪
1147
00:47:56,405 --> 00:47:58,605
♪ see, I know just what
I'm doing ♪
1148
00:47:58,657 --> 00:48:00,240
♪ started from the ruins ♪
1149
00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:02,025
Since I've been sick,
I haven't been
1150
00:48:02,027 --> 00:48:03,527
much use around here.
1151
00:48:03,529 --> 00:48:05,195
Tyler's had his hands full.
1152
00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:09,533
There's no shame in having
help under the circumstances.
1153
00:48:09,535 --> 00:48:11,785
And Debbie loves
working with children.
1154
00:48:11,837 --> 00:48:14,204
In fact, she's looking forward
to having kids of her own so
1155
00:48:14,206 --> 00:48:16,540
this would be great practice.
1156
00:48:16,592 --> 00:48:17,741
You seem a little young.
1157
00:48:17,776 --> 00:48:21,628
- She's 18.
- I'm 18.
1158
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,296
I'm afraid I have to lie down.
1159
00:48:23,348 --> 00:48:26,183
Um, like I said,
Tyler will be back soon.
1160
00:48:26,218 --> 00:48:27,267
- Okay.
- Can we help?
1161
00:48:27,302 --> 00:48:29,052
Oh, no, thanks, sweetheart.
1162
00:48:29,104 --> 00:48:31,605
I can make it.
It's nice to meet you.
1163
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,023
Yes.
1164
00:48:36,128 --> 00:48:37,277
[door latches shut]
1165
00:48:40,315 --> 00:48:43,066
♪
1166
00:48:43,068 --> 00:48:44,651
And voila.
1167
00:48:44,703 --> 00:48:46,369
Guest room.
1168
00:48:46,405 --> 00:48:48,872
Little small, but I think
I can make it work.
1169
00:48:48,907 --> 00:48:50,574
You?
1170
00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:52,909
Why would you be staying
in their guest room?
1171
00:48:52,961 --> 00:48:55,245
Working dishwasher.
1172
00:48:55,297 --> 00:48:56,963
Name brand cereal.
1173
00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:58,782
None of that generic crap.
1174
00:48:58,817 --> 00:49:02,752
An ideal place for us
to raise the kid.
1175
00:49:02,754 --> 00:49:04,004
Wait till you meet
the husband.
1176
00:49:04,056 --> 00:49:05,805
Then you can thank me.
1177
00:49:05,841 --> 00:49:08,258
Wait.
1178
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:11,595
You're setting me up
with a dying woman's husband?
1179
00:49:11,597 --> 00:49:12,896
They're married.
1180
00:49:12,931 --> 00:49:14,514
- Not for long.
- Frank.
1181
00:49:14,566 --> 00:49:16,233
You're gonna be a godsend
to this family.
1182
00:49:16,268 --> 00:49:18,602
The father's going to be
sick with grief.
1183
00:49:18,654 --> 00:49:20,604
He'll need a shoulder
to lean on...
1184
00:49:20,606 --> 00:49:22,606
and then to sleep on.
1185
00:49:22,658 --> 00:49:24,407
Ugh, I'm leaving.
1186
00:49:24,443 --> 00:49:26,109
Did you see the backyard?
1187
00:49:26,161 --> 00:49:29,279
Swing set, trampoline,
it's like a playground,
1188
00:49:29,331 --> 00:49:30,947
but without a pedophile.
1189
00:49:30,949 --> 00:49:32,198
[door opens]
1190
00:49:32,251 --> 00:49:34,034
- Hi.
- Hi.
1191
00:49:34,086 --> 00:49:35,285
Sorry I'm late.
1192
00:49:35,337 --> 00:49:36,820
[door shuts]
1193
00:49:36,855 --> 00:49:40,123
♪
1194
00:49:40,175 --> 00:49:42,092
- Deb?
- Hi.
1195
00:49:42,127 --> 00:49:44,544
Uh, guys, there's someone
I want you to meet.
1196
00:49:44,596 --> 00:49:45,295
Hello?
1197
00:49:45,297 --> 00:49:46,763
Uh, she's sleeping.
1198
00:49:46,798 --> 00:49:49,683
Sorry, the kids
are off somewhere.
1199
00:49:49,718 --> 00:49:51,017
Oh, that's okay.
1200
00:49:51,053 --> 00:49:54,054
Just let me deal
with these groceries.
1201
00:49:54,106 --> 00:49:55,939
[no audible dialogue]
1202
00:49:55,974 --> 00:49:57,190
Can I help?
1203
00:49:57,225 --> 00:49:59,976
Yeah, that'd be great.
Thanks.
1204
00:49:59,978 --> 00:50:01,811
Just drop that up there.
1205
00:50:01,863 --> 00:50:03,480
♪
1206
00:50:05,651 --> 00:50:08,234
Ten minutes, Alex will cover,
and then we go, okay?
1207
00:50:08,287 --> 00:50:09,729
Yep.
1208
00:50:11,156 --> 00:50:14,240
Listen, if you don't
get the house,
1209
00:50:14,293 --> 00:50:16,209
you can come stay at my place.
1210
00:50:16,244 --> 00:50:18,044
Will's coming next weekend,
so if you're okay with that.
1211
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,663
You've been great, really.
1212
00:50:19,715 --> 00:50:21,131
I'll find a place to crash.
1213
00:50:21,166 --> 00:50:22,882
Not with me?
1214
00:50:22,918 --> 00:50:24,250
Let's just wait until
we're ready instead of
1215
00:50:24,303 --> 00:50:26,002
being forced into it.
1216
00:50:26,054 --> 00:50:29,339
You feel forced?
I don't.
1217
00:50:29,341 --> 00:50:31,174
You have your doubts,
which I get.
1218
00:50:31,176 --> 00:50:32,926
You mean last night,
when you brought it up?
1219
00:50:32,978 --> 00:50:37,063
I told you you were
reading that wrong.
1220
00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:38,648
I don't think so.
1221
00:50:41,236 --> 00:50:43,853
When me and my ex
moved in together,
1222
00:50:43,855 --> 00:50:46,740
there was stuff she didn't
know about me.
1223
00:50:46,775 --> 00:50:48,024
Created problems later.
1224
00:50:48,026 --> 00:50:50,243
My NA sponsor thinks I should
be more up front with you
1225
00:50:50,278 --> 00:50:54,030
if things get serious with us.
1226
00:50:54,032 --> 00:50:55,782
You mentioned living together.
1227
00:50:55,834 --> 00:50:58,084
That's what went
through my mind.
1228
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,588
What don't I know?
1229
00:51:01,623 --> 00:51:02,922
We can hash through all that.
1230
00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:04,207
Right now, we should go.
1231
00:51:04,209 --> 00:51:05,842
- No, no, no, you're an addict.
- Yeah.
1232
00:51:05,877 --> 00:51:07,777
If there's more to say
before we shack up,
1233
00:51:07,813 --> 00:51:09,212
spit it out,
'cause in an hour,
1234
00:51:09,264 --> 00:51:12,098
I might be homeless.
1235
00:51:12,134 --> 00:51:13,616
You want to do this now?
1236
00:51:13,652 --> 00:51:14,851
- Right.
- Now.
1237
00:51:14,886 --> 00:51:16,152
Right.
1238
00:51:19,274 --> 00:51:20,774
You're really building it up.
1239
00:51:20,809 --> 00:51:23,727
Okay.
1240
00:51:23,729 --> 00:51:27,230
Um... yeah.
1241
00:51:27,232 --> 00:51:31,151
I, uh, went to prison
in my 20s.
1242
00:51:31,203 --> 00:51:34,621
I figured
with all the ex-cons you hire.
1243
00:51:34,656 --> 00:51:35,705
For drugs?
1244
00:51:35,741 --> 00:51:37,824
Yeah, and I killed a guy.
1245
00:51:37,876 --> 00:51:40,210
[laughs]
Right.
1246
00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:44,080
I'm not joking.
1247
00:51:47,052 --> 00:51:49,919
I was drunk and high.
I'm sleeping in a van.
1248
00:51:49,971 --> 00:51:53,390
I get in a fight
with another junkie over--
1249
00:51:53,425 --> 00:51:56,092
Damn,
I don't know what.
1250
00:51:56,144 --> 00:51:58,845
Fuck.
1251
00:51:58,897 --> 00:52:00,730
Uh, he went down.
I kept beating him.
1252
00:52:00,766 --> 00:52:03,266
I guess his head hit
the curb or something.
1253
00:52:03,268 --> 00:52:07,821
He went to the hospital,
and later, he died.
1254
00:52:07,856 --> 00:52:11,775
It's a long time ago,
1255
00:52:11,827 --> 00:52:13,910
but something I live with
1256
00:52:13,945 --> 00:52:16,279
and I should've mentioned it.
1257
00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,125
Anything else?
1258
00:52:29,177 --> 00:52:31,628
Heroin, killed a guy,
no, that's all
1259
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,680
that comes to mind.
1260
00:52:35,884 --> 00:52:37,851
Okay.
1261
00:52:37,886 --> 00:52:39,302
Okay.
1262
00:52:40,839 --> 00:52:42,138
Finish up on the floor,
and we'll go.
1263
00:52:42,190 --> 00:52:43,306
I didn't want to--
1264
00:52:43,341 --> 00:52:44,941
Finish up,
and we'll go.
1265
00:52:57,989 --> 00:52:59,239
[Kev]
Yanis!
1266
00:52:59,291 --> 00:53:00,990
Hey, brother.
1267
00:53:00,992 --> 00:53:02,876
You going for a stroll?
Going pretty fast there.
1268
00:53:02,911 --> 00:53:04,210
You know where I'm going.
1269
00:53:04,246 --> 00:53:06,663
Oh, God.
1270
00:53:06,715 --> 00:53:08,164
You gonna help me?
1271
00:53:08,216 --> 00:53:10,333
If not, you might as well
get lost.
1272
00:53:10,385 --> 00:53:11,334
You're drawing attention.
1273
00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:12,836
I'm begging you,
please turn around.
1274
00:53:12,871 --> 00:53:14,254
Oh, God damn it.
1275
00:53:16,007 --> 00:53:17,757
Good-bye, lawyer shit!
1276
00:53:17,809 --> 00:53:21,177
You turned Yanis
into a cripple!
1277
00:53:21,179 --> 00:53:25,181
Now you and your shit wife
and your shit kids
1278
00:53:25,183 --> 00:53:28,184
are gonna die in
a lawyer shit bonfire!
1279
00:53:28,186 --> 00:53:31,020
♪
1280
00:53:31,056 --> 00:53:33,857
No, no, no, he didn't cut
the cable to your motorcycle.
1281
00:53:33,909 --> 00:53:35,909
I did.
1282
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,666
But I meant to cut
the throttle
1283
00:53:43,702 --> 00:53:46,085
so you would stop
revving your engine.
1284
00:53:46,121 --> 00:53:49,539
I'm just trying to keep the
peace in the neighborhood, man.
1285
00:53:49,591 --> 00:53:52,041
Only the brake cable
and the throttle cable
1286
00:53:52,043 --> 00:53:55,278
look a lot alike,
which is a design flaw.
1287
00:53:55,313 --> 00:54:00,216
Yanis, you got paralyzed,
and I feel really bad.
1288
00:54:00,268 --> 00:54:03,386
I am so fucking sorry, man.
1289
00:54:03,438 --> 00:54:06,389
But if you can find it
in your heart to forgive me,
1290
00:54:06,441 --> 00:54:08,391
we could have an extra
strong friendship
1291
00:54:08,443 --> 00:54:12,228
because of what
we went through.
1292
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,397
Yeah?
1293
00:54:14,449 --> 00:54:17,317
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
1294
00:54:17,369 --> 00:54:18,618
I can't tell you
how good that feels
1295
00:54:18,653 --> 00:54:20,570
to get that off my chest.
1296
00:54:20,622 --> 00:54:22,238
[chuckles]
1297
00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:25,408
It's like taking
a 1,000-pound shit.
1298
00:54:25,410 --> 00:54:26,576
[lighter clicks]
1299
00:54:26,578 --> 00:54:27,911
What are you doing?
1300
00:54:27,963 --> 00:54:29,345
♪
1301
00:54:29,381 --> 00:54:33,082
Yanis, Yanis!
1302
00:54:33,134 --> 00:54:35,218
Now, I know this brings up
strong feelings, but--
1303
00:54:35,253 --> 00:54:37,053
hey, put that down so we can
work on our
1304
00:54:37,088 --> 00:54:38,338
extra strong friendship!
1305
00:54:38,390 --> 00:54:39,505
Aah!
1306
00:54:39,558 --> 00:54:41,391
♪
1307
00:54:41,426 --> 00:54:42,892
Ah, shit.
1308
00:54:42,928 --> 00:54:45,562
Aah!
Aah!
1309
00:54:45,597 --> 00:54:48,097
[screaming]
1310
00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:49,966
Holy shit.
1311
00:54:50,001 --> 00:54:51,100
[screaming]
1312
00:54:51,152 --> 00:54:53,570
Help!
Help!
1313
00:54:53,605 --> 00:54:56,573
[screaming]
1314
00:54:56,608 --> 00:55:01,611
♪
1315
00:55:05,283 --> 00:55:07,500
[blows]
1316
00:55:07,535 --> 00:55:10,536
[man auctioneering]
1317
00:55:11,790 --> 00:55:12,872
Hey, you made it.
1318
00:55:12,924 --> 00:55:13,957
How was the trip?
1319
00:55:13,959 --> 00:55:15,458
Ah, still processing.
1320
00:55:15,510 --> 00:55:16,459
Where's Kev?
1321
00:55:16,511 --> 00:55:17,627
He was supposed to be here.
1322
00:55:17,629 --> 00:55:19,262
I don't know what happened.
1323
00:55:19,297 --> 00:55:20,997
Okay, next up,
2119 North Wallace Street.
1324
00:55:21,032 --> 00:55:22,298
- Guys.
- It's a four-bedroom,
1325
00:55:22,350 --> 00:55:24,434
one and a half-bath in a...
1326
00:55:24,469 --> 00:55:27,804
up-and-coming neighborhood
adjacent to a community garden.
1327
00:55:27,806 --> 00:55:28,972
Oh, sounds almost livable.
1328
00:55:29,024 --> 00:55:30,556
Heard this place
has a rat problem?
1329
00:55:30,609 --> 00:55:32,558
Yeah, and Honduran squatters
living in the basement.
1330
00:55:32,611 --> 00:55:33,893
How about 50,000?
1331
00:55:33,945 --> 00:55:35,862
50,000 for the four-bedroom.
1332
00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:37,530
[auctioneering]
I have 50,000 bid in the back.
1333
00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:39,065
How about 60?
I'm looking for 60,000.
1334
00:55:39,117 --> 00:55:40,900
- Dive in.
- [continues auctioneering]
1335
00:55:40,952 --> 00:55:41,985
60,000 right there.
1336
00:55:41,987 --> 00:55:43,953
[auctioneering]
1337
00:55:43,989 --> 00:55:46,155
I have 70 right there.
1338
00:55:46,207 --> 00:55:49,208
80 right here?
I don't think so.
1339
00:55:49,244 --> 00:55:50,877
80,000 bid in the back.
How about 90?
1340
00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,329
I'm looking for 90,000.
You can bid right there.
1341
00:55:53,381 --> 00:55:54,464
[auctioneering]
90,000?
1342
00:55:54,499 --> 00:55:57,166
90, thank you.
Now, 100.
1343
00:55:57,218 --> 00:55:58,468
This is it.
1344
00:55:58,503 --> 00:55:59,836
100, thank you.
Now, 110.
1345
00:55:59,888 --> 00:56:01,254
[auctioneering]
1346
00:56:01,306 --> 00:56:02,905
110 going once,
going twice--
1347
00:56:02,941 --> 00:56:04,223
Oh, 110 in the back.
Now, 120.
1348
00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:06,309
You're out.
You got to be 120.
1349
00:56:06,344 --> 00:56:08,094
I got to have 120.
[continues auctioneering]
1350
00:56:08,146 --> 00:56:09,412
- We're gonna lose it.
- Hurry up, raise the card.
1351
00:56:09,447 --> 00:56:10,430
Hurry up, raise the card.
1352
00:56:10,482 --> 00:56:12,315
We can't go over 100,000.
1353
00:56:12,350 --> 00:56:13,850
New bidder right here.
120 now.
1354
00:56:13,902 --> 00:56:14,684
[auctioneering]
130? You can bid back in.
1355
00:56:14,686 --> 00:56:15,852
We're out.
1356
00:56:15,854 --> 00:56:16,986
How about her, ma'am?
[auctioneering]
1357
00:56:17,022 --> 00:56:18,121
I can tell you one.
At 130, let me know.
1358
00:56:18,156 --> 00:56:19,739
130 in the back, now 40.
Everybody else is out.
1359
00:56:19,774 --> 00:56:21,107
You got to be 140.
[auctioneering]
1360
00:56:21,159 --> 00:56:22,158
Are you sure?
1361
00:56:22,193 --> 00:56:23,409
130 right here going once.
1362
00:56:23,445 --> 00:56:24,444
You don't want to miss it.
1363
00:56:24,496 --> 00:56:26,195
130 in the back going twice.
1364
00:56:26,247 --> 00:56:27,997
You thinking about it?
For 140,000?
1365
00:56:28,033 --> 00:56:32,035
What do you think?
Last call.
1366
00:56:32,087 --> 00:56:34,203
Sold, you got her,
130,000.
1367
00:56:34,255 --> 00:56:36,539
Thank you.
1368
00:56:39,594 --> 00:56:44,597
♪
1369
00:56:58,396 --> 00:57:01,397
[chair whirring]
1370
00:57:08,323 --> 00:57:15,241
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1370
00:57:16,305 --> 00:57:22,188
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